Imagine you enter a gwent tournament, you're but a humble merchant that has found a passion in the card game, you've collected a lot of unique cards and you feel you have quite a strong deck, you arrive at the Passiflora and everyone looks like they saw a wraith whisper their names, you wonder what could've happened, until you see it... At one of the tables, your friend Hubert is having a mental breakdown as Geralt of Rivia, a well-known witcher and as it seems, another Gwent enthusiast, keeps drawing cards from a 2-feet tall stack of Gwent cards.
"I play the spy and draw two more spies..." "I fail to see how this is advantageous to y..." "I play the spy and draw two more spies..." "Wait.." "I play the spy and draw to more spies" "Wait!" "I play the spy and draw one spy and a strong bond trebuchet" " *WAIT!* " "I play the spy and draw one spy and a strong bond trebuchet"
No one : Man's deck : 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁👁️🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
It was told after the tournament that every official Gwent tournament would have three new rules in place. The first was that any Gwent player could only use 35 cards in their deck, the second rule stated that you could only have three of the same cards. And the last rule was especially cruel to my friend Geralt, he was forever banned to play Gwent in a tournament setting. To this day I don't think he ever recovered from it. When I ask him of the rule, Geralt just looks at me and asks, "Wanna play Gwent?"
Don't know why they changed it, she's actually more useless than the dragon guy card if she has the ability to burn cards. You can't replay her since she's a hero card too, so now she's actually just one of the most useless cards.
At least she didn't try and hit you after losing. I totally thought the elf was the guilty one. He had a quiver on his back, there was an arrow used to give the money to an accomplice, but that is just good writing I guess!
@@satyris410 geralt remarks on the halflings weird scent in the very beginning and later smells a weird scent too when you're investigating the crime scene i think
I also cheated by getting all the cards through the console several times. Then I simply licked one of the fifty Cerys from the skellige deck, and it pulled out ~150 warriors, each of which strengthened the others. Using the leader's ability returned all cards to the deck. Then another Cerys went into battle. And what's the point? Well, yes, I made 200k points. But with cheats this is not interesting. To achieve at least 500 with a regular deck, that’s interesting
If geralt stole every pile of Gwent cards u just see on random tables I was in velen searching for a place to play Gwent to get my last card I saw 4 hero cards on a random peasants table I’m sitting there like what the fuck I had to work hard for these cards and I could have just robbed some nobody for them
Good question. Before I go on, keep in mind that I used console commands here within Witcher 3 to acquire an excessive amount of Thaler & other Spy cards (which proves that you can reach absurdly high points with an excess of Spy cards as long as there isn't a deck limit). For people who are new to Gwent in Witcher 3 (like yourself), I suggest trying to play Gwent as many different players that you can find to obtain as many cards as possible. Here is the complete list of Gwent players: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Gwent_players ] This link lists useful unique/missable cards in Witcher 3: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Collect_%27Em_All ]. And to answer your question (& for general advice), I suggest building Northern Realms deck for beginners: There is no deck limit in Witcher 3's Gwent, so having a larger deck helps when practicing the popular/effective Spy deck meta. Following these 3 criteria will help you win pretty easily. 1. Try to play as many Spy cards as possible. 2. Medic cards like "Dun Banner Medic" complements nicely with Spy cards. 3. include 1-2 decoy cards to obtain any Spy cards on your side of the battlefield (especially against Nilfgaardian deck). Link, list of Medic cards: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Gwent_medic_cards ] Link, list of Spy cards: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Gwent_spy_cards ] (edit: fixed the links)
The witcher 3
Main quest : be the best gwent card player
Secondary quest : finding ciri
Can relate lmfao
100%
Who's Ciri?
I need more qwent tournaments to sign up for.
@@andreivasileiorga287 You missed the chance to ask: Does she play Gwent?
@@kohank5938 She's playing?
Where is she?
opponent: *passes*
Geralt: let me just use my 7000 gwent cards to guarantee the win.
Geralt: i see you passed. Now let me assert my dominance by making you lose as hard as possible
Honestly how I play Gwent 🤣
Each and every time 😂
1:45 not what I was expecting 😂
How did he do that?
@@ardjiyeremia34 more cards or something through console commands
Normal to me.
@@jimbsaor... New game+
@@goldj6471
No
Imagine if the opponent had a scorch on him.
Bruh, this would be the moment to throw the PC at the wall
Should burn only one card the one that costs 8
Oh yeah because he would only have a score of 4000 instead of 6000
He has to pass way before the end of geralts turn cause he has 200 more cardsthan him lol so scorch wouldve only hit his own cards for the most part
@@CY3ER And fuck up his record attempt
Imagine you enter a gwent tournament, you're but a humble merchant that has found a passion in the card game, you've collected a lot of unique cards and you feel you have quite a strong deck, you arrive at the Passiflora and everyone looks like they saw a wraith whisper their names, you wonder what could've happened, until you see it...
At one of the tables, your friend Hubert is having a mental breakdown as Geralt of Rivia, a well-known witcher and as it seems, another Gwent enthusiast, keeps drawing cards from a 2-feet tall stack of Gwent cards.
"I play the spy and draw two more spies..."
"I fail to see how this is advantageous to y..."
"I play the spy and draw two more spies..."
"Wait.."
"I play the spy and draw to more spies"
"Wait!"
"I play the spy and draw one spy and a strong bond trebuchet"
" *WAIT!* "
"I play the spy and draw one spy and a strong bond trebuchet"
No one :
Man's deck : 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁👁️🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
Main quest: Gwent Tournament
Secondary: Gwent Top Players
Treasure: Gwent Cards
Completed: Gwent King
Failed: Ciri
Poor Ciri. I forgot about her because of Gwent
Poor Shawn from falout 4. I totaly forgot about him because Preston and his settlements.
After that one muster card I burst out laughing
Yep... I was wailing!!
I was like “what’s the point of Gaunter O’Dimm being there?…..oh”
When he ran out of Thalers it was almost a relief 🤣🤣
It was told after the tournament that every official Gwent tournament would have three new rules in place. The first was that any Gwent player could only use 35 cards in their deck, the second rule stated that you could only have three of the same cards. And the last rule was especially cruel to my friend Geralt, he was forever banned to play Gwent in a tournament setting. To this day I don't think he ever recovered from it. When I ask him of the rule, Geralt just looks at me and asks, "Wanna play Gwent?"
The npc be like: dude I passed like 15 mins ago you can stop putting cards!
Geralt: *puting of cards intensify*
Dijkstra betraying roach
Thaler: I am sorry master Dijkstra but *50 Thalers apear from the shadows* You are in no position to demand anything.
*roche
How could Dijkstra betray the horse
2:26 So Triss was once useful, Now it's only 7🤣
oh yes I remember those days no idea it was changed, it made sense that she burned opposing cards
Don't know why they changed it, she's actually more useless than the dragon guy card if she has the ability to burn cards. You can't replay her since she's a hero card too, so now she's actually just one of the most useless cards.
@@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 so sad considering she has a really cool card design.
@@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 agreed, she's a pretty bad gwent card
Yen designed gwynt confirmed?
“How the War Against Nilfgaard Should Have Gone According to Thaler, Vol. 1”
Returned to the White Garden after two newgames+
To the dude who teaches the basics
The trebuchet be like: 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
Look at that THICC graveyard pile at the end
2/10 not enough Thaler
🤣🤣
I was kinda happy to see him run out of spies at 10 cards left.
I always wondered what the Tretogor maneuver looked like
1:44
Satisfaction 😄
@@alessius42 true
just wished the opponent used Torrential Rain and Impenetrable Fog just to see the player's long pause in the video lmao
That was when I realized this dude had more than just two extra thalers haha
woman: nah bro you win I gotta go wor…..
Geralt: YOU SIT TIGHT RIGHT HERE, ITS STILL MY TURN
1:45 my hand when I shout "UNO!".
Haha
Meanwhile, your opponent has fallen asleep as you keep handing him entire stacks of Thalers and keep drawing new ones.
Finding Ciri?
You mean finding the Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon gwent card?
1:45 gaunter o dimm would be proud
stop it he's already dead!
The AI probably watching you demolish them like: 👁️👄👁️
She definitely was the toughest opponent in the tournament, but this way, she would have been the typical sad merchant born just to give you a card.
At least she didn't try and hit you after losing. I totally thought the elf was the guilty one. He had a quiver on his back, there was an arrow used to give the money to an accomplice, but that is just good writing I guess!
@@satyris410 geralt remarks on the halflings weird scent in the very beginning and later smells a weird scent too when you're investigating the crime scene i think
*”I play Pot of Thaler!”*
-this mad lad
Pot of greed moment
What does it do?
@@pyrogreg8 th-cam.com/video/AUnPN385wLI/w-d-xo.html
In the game reality you oughta count ur score by ur own. So imagine geralt skipping days counting this instead of saving ciri
If we could play Gwent against Gaunter, this would be his deck.
Not even counting 2,000 hero cards
Oh it's only Gaunter O'D... oh what the fuck
That player had a killing of Cesar style of downfall to his kingdom
Im surprised the innkeeper didnt call the boys to smack his ass for the amount of spies he had
1:45 it was at this moment the poor farmer knew, he fucked up.
My highest score in gwynt without any mod is of 250
single round or total?
Mine 195
201
Ist my non modes in 501
1:45 this caught me offguard
Opponent passes
*Geralt immediately pulls out 4 decks out of his pocket*
Geralt: I play pot of greed and summon two more cards. Next, I play pot of greed and summon too more cards
Next I...
Calm down, he is already dead
No ones talking about he graveyard cards becoming a tower
“Hmm well i hope your luck holds”
Merchant *plays Gwent
This guy: I'm about to destroy this man's whole career
Back when the Triss card had a scorch ability and the Vilintrentenmurth card had a group of people on it, also when the Dandelion card looked heroic
I also cheated by getting all the cards through the console several times. Then I simply licked one of the fifty Cerys from the skellige deck, and it pulled out ~150 warriors, each of which strengthened the others. Using the leader's ability returned all cards to the deck. Then another Cerys went into battle. And what's the point? Well, yes, I made 200k points. But with cheats this is not interesting. To achieve at least 500 with a regular deck, that’s interesting
Was this even gwent at this point
This game has more spies than cold war
If I lost to that I would demand to be rocked to death at once.
I don't see how this is going to end up a 6000+ pt ga...oh
And i felt good about myself after reaching like 200 points
the npc waiting for this guy to finish
Opponent: How many Talars do u have?
Geralt: Yes.
Opponent : No, you can't just play infinite spies to get more cards
Geralt : Hehe Talar go BRRRR
My boy Thaler looking like pot of greed
Would be rlly impressive if it wouldn’t be modded
make sense master mirror mirrored himself
Imagine being the guy who to tally up the points in the tournament for this match
1:42 wtf?
1:45 "I am about to end this man's whole career."
The world in which Geralt takes the whole deck from his opponents when he wins instead of a single card.
never delete this video.
This is why there is a duplicate card limit in Yu-Gi-Oh
The opponent will have plenty of shoes when the dust settles, that's for sure.
1:43 wtf? How is it possible he has so many cards?
Hack
Тайлер: что то нас маловато.
i think he won
I once had 32K points when the cards entered the field, my bass blew up.
Stop ! Stop ! He's already dead
Well, I hope your luck holds.
Another way to do it is to play monsters and give yourself shitloads of crab spiders
If geralt stole every pile of Gwent cards u just see on random tables I was in velen searching for a place to play Gwent to get my last card I saw 4 hero cards on a random peasants table I’m sitting there like what the fuck I had to work hard for these cards and I could have just robbed some nobody for them
Yeah, why can't we have some Gwent?
недавно узнал что помимо гвинта там есть сюжет.....
Whenever I hear the "Stop, he's already dead" meme, I think of this video 😂
Advice on how to play the game? I assumed the smaller the deck the better (24-25 cards in my decks), but apparently bigger is better.
Good question. Before I go on, keep in mind that I used console commands here within Witcher 3 to acquire an excessive amount of Thaler & other Spy cards (which proves that you can reach absurdly high points with an excess of Spy cards as long as there isn't a deck limit).
For people who are new to Gwent in Witcher 3 (like yourself), I suggest trying to play Gwent as many different players that you can find to obtain as many cards as possible. Here is the complete list of Gwent players: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Gwent_players ]
This link lists useful unique/missable cards in Witcher 3: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Collect_%27Em_All ].
And to answer your question (& for general advice), I suggest building Northern Realms deck for beginners: There is no deck limit in Witcher 3's Gwent, so having a larger deck helps when practicing the popular/effective Spy deck meta. Following these 3 criteria will help you win pretty easily.
1. Try to play as many Spy cards as possible.
2. Medic cards like "Dun Banner Medic" complements nicely with Spy cards.
3. include 1-2 decoy cards to obtain any Spy cards on your side of the battlefield (especially against Nilfgaardian deck).
Link, list of Medic cards: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Gwent_medic_cards ]
Link, list of Spy cards: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Gwent_spy_cards ]
(edit: fixed the links)
It's more about deck flow. You want to be able to keep cards coming and replay discarded cards.
I grew up in Gwent ... still have no idea how to play this game.
Kept forgetting about finishing the game because of Gwent
The best moment is when he played thaler 😆
Loved it
you should added after at the "i hope your luck holds" the sound bite Really N***?! lol
This is what it looks like when your gwent deck is on steroids
''well i hope your luck holds''
poor innkeep,, th guy just wanted to take a break
Eat that sasha lmao.... she's one of the toughest opponent in high stakes was playing on hard mode for a challenge
“I hope your luck holds” no way she said that lmao
Dude just wanted to go to sleep 😭
Guys I think he has some kind of mods but I'm not really sure
What was he decoying he didn't even knew 🤣🤣
He pullee out his entire collection for this round
+how many thaler you want?
-yes
cant noone see that his deck has 150 card...
Sad that this can’t be done in the main game
Когда собрал карты со всей мультивселенной
Yo cerys card is more op, try that card I once got about 10000+ (update: i just got 27876 with cerys xD) my PC almost crashed
Me : ah stacking spy’s in the early game pretty standard affair , can’t wait to see how he gets so many points
Nick : 1:45
Me : Oh …
how to get 3 talars ?
If only it was a real game🤥🤥
Так я вижу людей которые затягивают катки
So many cards the game is looking like fruity loops studio