Best HFY Stories: One Aliens Trash Is Another Humans Treasure

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  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    Smokey the bear being a "deity", sure why not?

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      If Simba is King of the Pridelands Smokey The Bear can be God of the forest

  • @bigearl3867
    @bigearl3867 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    Billy Bob space truckers' cousins.

    • @DavidVincent-f5l
      @DavidVincent-f5l 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah totally fits in with Billy Bob Space Trucker.

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Danny Dale Sr the 3rd, at yer service

  • @ellinganderson5434
    @ellinganderson5434 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    I think the authors add music to their stories just to screw with Net Narrator

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't hear any music.

    • @tonyneal910
      @tonyneal910 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@grogvaughan5649East bound and down is a Jerry Reed song from Smokey and the Bandit. I don't remember who did Rock Island Line.

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@tonyneal910Rock Island Line is an old song, most famously performed by Johnny Horton.

    • @leiaclark8388
      @leiaclark8388 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tonyneal910Johnny Cash did Rock Island Line. The way he plays the guitar really sounds like a train.

  • @dariustiapula
    @dariustiapula 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Stalker happens if that trash belongs to a higher tech level alien.

    • @luiscuellar685
      @luiscuellar685 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      A roadside picnic

  • @thomasrobson6370
    @thomasrobson6370 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Happy wife happy life, bulshit. I did my best to make my ex-wife happy, she was never satisfied and I was always miserable.

    • @zenoomorph
      @zenoomorph 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Finally someone said it! Yes!

    • @thomasrobson6370
      @thomasrobson6370 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @zenoomorph I was her slave for 35 years 🤬

  • @saunshilu
    @saunshilu 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Even in space. Everyone can hear them nag...

  • @gregwunderlich4253
    @gregwunderlich4253 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I would love to hear more about this universe ❤

  • @UpperDarbyDetailing
    @UpperDarbyDetailing 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    A good story!

  • @MrSickmickey
    @MrSickmickey 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Thank you, a nice tale for a miserable morning.

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

  • @wicka3851
    @wicka3851 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    And a country boy will survive

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oof. Never ever assume that a human woman is pregnant if you aren't explicitly told that she is.

  • @45Mistuikeidentity
    @45Mistuikeidentity 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Country spacers hell yeah😊

    • @Snipergoat1
      @Snipergoat1 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      REDNECKS........In...........SPAAAACE!

  • @ivinrandall8224
    @ivinrandall8224 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I think they were called orange throats. 😂

    • @leiaclark8388
      @leiaclark8388 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ah, you got the translation joke. I hoped someone would get it. 😅

  • @Zaluskowsky
    @Zaluskowsky 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Ten 4 Rubber Ducky!

  • @r.kellycoker9387
    @r.kellycoker9387 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    As a vet,"Illigitimi Non Carborundum"! Screw 'em!

  • @y0ur_name_here
    @y0ur_name_here 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Jerry Reed? Is that you?

  • @morgankuikka4940
    @morgankuikka4940 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Nice to see that casual misandry never improved in the future, and people still believe the lie about "happy wife happy life"

    • @zenoomorph
      @zenoomorph 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      lol its all i was thinking about while listening

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Exactly

  • @normiesalvador1854
    @normiesalvador1854 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I noted to myself that Earl, a customer was given a name before the vet. When Earl's wife said those things, talking about the vet like he was a dog? That turned me off completely.

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Nah, it’s perfect given the information about Utgar’s wife.

    • @leiaclark8388
      @leiaclark8388 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The joke is that Mrs Utgar is complaining about Utgar bringing home a random alien pet at the worst possible time. Wanda Jean was sympathetic to the situation because she had to put up with the chronically unemployed Bobby John. Also, lots of homeless beggars in USA claim to be vets because they get more money when begging. Most of them that claim to be vets aren’t, or they got kicked out due to drug use.

  • @AORaiMechWork
    @AORaiMechWork 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Is this mar sara....

  • @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh
    @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Noice!!!

  • @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh
    @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Cousin of Billy Bob.

  • @wastenot8568
    @wastenot8568 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    th-cam.com/video/IOgUaFkpS3Y/w-d-xo.html&si=AH34ru98KwBh74gG

    • @Denpachii
      @Denpachii 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yep, that's the one.

  • @Blue_color_of_control
    @Blue_color_of_control 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Yis

  • @tadeolaguarda6965
    @tadeolaguarda6965 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Dosn't like this one, most of the characters are completly unlikable and nothing interesting happen

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Disagree entirely. Except for the casual misandry of the women they’re all relatable, and the overall story is interesting. The story is about how the aliens and the humans relate to each other.

    • @tadeolaguarda6965
      @tadeolaguarda6965 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @UpperDarbyDetailing is true that the characters can be relatable, but that dosn't make them likeable. The idea of an alien and a human finiding ways to relate to each other falls flat when they are not shown to have any significan't diferences in the first place. This alongside the protagonist being an idiot who grew off his family livelihood on one bet and instead of trying to fix it just laments his wife being rightfully furious at him and just gets lucky that other people fix it for him; his wife only characterisation being that she is sees him as inferior and hates him yet she is for some reason having kids whit him, and she also sees the human as a slave/pet/food; and the human woman aparently also hating her husband and seemingly men at large leaves the Main human as the only likeable characters just by the fact that he puts up whit all of it, and he has little lines on the story, plus the only reason i can think of as to why he stats whit them is either because he is use to being misstreated or does not have the resources to get away. Due to this reason i personally can't find this story enjoyable

  • @hardcoreholman303
    @hardcoreholman303 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Say it with me brother no-men-clay-chur

    • @luiscuellar685
      @luiscuellar685 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one it bothered.

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He’s from the UK. They may pronounce it differently.
      (Though it bothered me too)

  • @wheelmanv
    @wheelmanv 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yeah this fellow has surely got a bunch of welfare checks and state aid for all the kids his wife popped out, himself refuses to work, and yet complains the government give money to exactly him