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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- Eat your heart out, Jim Dale. :3
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Music used (some were edited):
Ren and Stimpy - Pizzicato Playtime
SpongeBob SquarePants - The Mob
Dschinghis Khan - Moskau
Ren and Stimpy - Tom Fool
Hoshi no Kaabii - Evil Scheme
Wallace & Gromit - Forgotten the Crackers! Instrumental
Ludwig van Beethoven - Ode to Joy
Hoshi no Kaabii - Whispy Woods
SpongeBob SquarePants - Can Can
I wonder where Stickmaster500 is. Why? Oh no reason...
Aaaaany secooond now.....
Found him(Sort of)
SneakiestChameleon Do you have problem with Stickmaster 500?
Patrik Sjöberg It's the opposite of a problem.
SneakiestChameleon Oh...... then what is it?
2 things I didn't expect in this.
1. References to the Land Before Time
2. The "No Crackers" moment from A Grand Day Out.
You never fail to amaze me J-Man!
1. 2:48
2. 4:29
I’m ashamed of how much I laughed at the Land Before Time gag. You senselessly broke every single rule of timing and somehow came out on top.
2:48
Comedy is all about subversion of expectations.
Merasmus, always a great storyteller.
I still can’t get over how his voice makes me think of Kamek (more specifically, Wizenheimer from the SMW cartoon).
MEEAEAEAEERAAASMUS!!! WHERES YOUR HAT?
Merasmus: J-man Cannot draw for shit in the shortest of time!!
best beginning to a smexual ever
Impressive that you recognized the Land Before Time sequels. This is such a good story.
To think that A Land Before Time has endured all these years.
Studios just know how to rape the works of Geniuses. Universal Studios' Cat in the Hat and TLBT's 13+ sequels.
An ocean of acid.
Look, Merasmus has done some bad drugs
But the cops were not spectral, they were very real!
And I was about to be jostled like I've never been jostled before!
@@RaveDoggTV But, I had a plan. I screamed "WIZARD LIVES MATTER!" Then I shot and KILLED THEM, and ran like a pussy wizard!
@@RaveDoggTVBut, i had a plan
*WIZARDS LIVES MATTER!!!*
Then I shot and killed them! Then I ran like a pussy wizard!
He is writing that Harry Potter screenplay, y'know.
The moon's giving us the moon
And it displeases me!
*"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I HATE YOU SO MUCH, MOON!"*
This is the best one out of this series yet.
Why am I imagining Merasmus telling them this story around a campfire as they all eat marshmallows?
this need to be animated like 8 months ago.
I bet the reason stickmaster hasn't commented in the comment section is because his actual comment appears in the video itself.
grrrrrrrrtings mrrrrrrrrtals, it is I, MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I always love to hear that wizard tell funny stories lol :3
0:28
Merasmus: Here is a Cinderella story tonight mortals I call....
Sniper: The Sniper fucks a truck!
Merasmus: No!
Me: 🤣
The moon is giving us a moon!
I challenge anyone to make a gmod video of this.
Ditto!
I think Payton has this on his to-do list, not sure
I want Benkin to animate this!
0:16 MERAASSMAASS!!!!! and 0:51
GRRRRRtings MRRRRRRRRtals! It is I...MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
I like how the dutch auto-subtitles have English words in them
The one part I can't keep from busting a gut at has to be the Butt Moon.
"The Moon's giving us the moon, and it displeases me! A͈͓ͫ͒A̻͎Ả̮Ũ̗ͪ̎̂A̫̠͇̞͉ͮ̀U͉͈̒̂Uͣ̏ͬͯA͔ͦͨ̅U͚̠͈̹ȔͪA̞̥͍̼̲͆̆͂̅̚U͙͗͛ͭ̈A̾͑ͮG̼̃͆̈G͉͉̾̒̈́̊͊H̉̌ͧ̓ͮH͙̻͈͓̽̓ I HATE YOU SO MUCH MOON"
If there there was a smexual I would die to see animated by Payton Tate, it's this one. He seems to prefer your smexuals, which gives me hope this will happen eventually
Turns out we were on an Indian Burial Ground, so something supernatural did happen.
my job is built on an Indian burial ground.
For reals?
Merasmus story time is best story time
0:51 Of MeRrRrRrRrRr..... LOL!!!!
AKA Merasmus' storytime of DOOM.
Guest starring Tim Curry.
Land before time.1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22.
Give Me Land Before Time *20*
Is there a land before time 23?
Damoman:... I don't get it.
Grrrtings Mrrrrtals
"The Land Before Time"
"The Land Before Time II"
"Guess what...all of you are not dead!" "second gun bitches!"
*_S P A C E_*
2:28
3:56 Do I detect a hint of Tim Curry from Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3?
I wanna see the remake of GMod
something like this is more suitable in Shellnut version.
Are there actually 18 Land Before Time movies now?
Nope. Right now there's only 15.
I mean 14. DAMMIT MERASMUS!!!
If you had told me there were I would've believed you.
SneakiestChameleon Merasmus:"Fuck you Chameleon!"
Stupid wizard
Cid the Black Mage 🧙♀️🧙♂️
@@SneakiestChameleon why patrik
"The Sniper Fucked A Truck!"
Then the land before time 19, then the land before time 20.🕗😂
Seems somebody watched Finheavich recently.
Someone needs to animate this.
I'll call Benkin.
wizard lives matter
this... is... the best smexual... EVER
Lmfao MERAAASMUUUUS
Elilenk EdwardMMOs hi
someone should try to gmod this!
MEERRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
2:03 I heard that line before.
I would highly appreciate captions.
I heard music from Scary Spooky Stories (Old Halloween LP).
oof. you used whiskey demo as in background vocals over that.
The piliss arrived
+Rockethero
And they asked, "Merasmus, why are you naked?"
Very funny
Merasmus nose is disgusting
GREETING MORTALS!!!1
Why is Merasmus wearing a long nose XD
Tbh Sniper's story was better
the sniper fucks a truck! *hump, crash*-GHAH! *hump, crash*-GHAH! *hump, crash*-GHAH!
Where do you get your sound effects?
I have the TF2 sounds in my SFM sounds folders, but the others are from TH-cam.
So I have to get SFM to find them? Aight.
Who’s Jim Dale?
The narrator from Dirty Potter.
SneakiestChameleon What's that?
Patrik Sjöberg Narrator
@@jimbo1722 vs patrik
@@smashultimatefalcoteamkong5717 Bruh i don't fight with Patrik, none of that.
2:12