But in the real world he’s a greasy haired middle aged man leaning on his disgusting computer desk with a wrist bracelet on and a pile of pizza boxes behind his broken computer chair.
“Digital Hitman” sounds like a normal occurrence on 2b2t I mean there is a crafting table cult, a melon religion barratone, there own hierarchy, fighting style, major groups dedicated to destroying huts or mass basses, war against trees etc
i highly doubt it, he really didnt have any reason to fake it. This video would get about the same amount of views if it went as planned. No real motive for faking it.
@@reece2213 i dunno man, ive binged a lot of 2b2t content in a short time, so i know a lot of the epic gamer moments in the servers history (dramatised, its Fit, why would it be mundane) and this doesn't seem too unlikely, especially because 2b2t politics is fucked
I love how every time he tells his 2b2t stories it sounds like a war story until he adds in the usernames. Same thing when he did the day 2b2t almost died.
"...little did he know, that *De3zNutz69* was planning to grief *G4rfei1dsC00chy's* base for the first time in 5 years, *'Ligma Land'* , and the events leading up to it are legendary..."
Due to the fact that the hitman contacted you personally and explained himself the way he did, it's safe to say that you were more of a "cherry on top" kind of glory kill and not necessarily the main target. Considering the level of infamy you have and that so many people on 2b2t want to take your scalp, it's no surprise that you were killed, too.
@@wellinthatcase7474 That's neither here nor there. The point I'm trying to say is that it wouldn't have mattered if Fit was armed or not. They would've tried to take him out for clout, successful or otherwise. They were there for The Guardsman, sure, but taking Fit as well was too good to pass up.
No. No no no no NO! That would be too far! Don't kill over a game. Only kill IN the game. Otherwise, Hausemaster would have to delete the server for real world events involving it.
Nah most def not, as one of the others got bed trapped so yeah butr that could have been set up as well as there base was greifed (attackers) and so forth
Why would they go through all this trouble just to kill fit, though? they could've just killed him at the beginning of the ceromony, when he took off his armor
Fit last year in December: "This is the last time I will see Aureus in person. I don't plan to come back here." Also Fit: Returns and gets assassinated in Aureus City by a 2b2t Hitman.
The Hitman goes by “UncoChad.” They’re known for their end crystal pvp skills, I came across them once. Didn’t end well for me. I think they quit 2b2t now, because their last upload on TH-cam was some sort of goodbye video thing? I dunno. Just thought people would wanna know.
My brother was actually one of the guys that collects the body near the Aokigahara Forrest. It’s a beautiful place thus so many people killing themselves thus lots of other people killing themselves. Usually there are local people organizing the retrieval of the body but sometimes the firefighters do the job.
when you think about it, you spend a lot of time and effort in such things. For things to just be arbitrarily destroyed because lawl, things can get heated.
Well like the other guy said when you put lots of time and effort into a game and a specific group in the game only to be screwed over and have everything you've worked on destroyed bc some dude can't take the group he created sticking around and not doing exactly what he wants it to be doing it can get "heated" bc you get annoyed by that and want to get a bit of revenge
"So who do you want me to kill?" "FitMC" "Okay, location and who is that." "Well..." "Well?" "I want you to kill him in minecraft" "Really?" "Yeah in a server called 2b2t, I'll give you all you need" "No need, *it's my favorite server* "
flux FN when he turns away from the building and is facing some coal blocks and a floating obsidian. Straight down from the obsidian in the hole you see someone with dia armor.
"I was killed by a digital hitman." The just gave me an idea. I personally can't code, but what if someone made a literal hitman bot that pathfinds to players and kills them? Yet again, that would be an easy way to find bases too. So easy that it probably would've been done by now if it were possible.
Honestly if it was a DnD game, the imitation would be: People here are criminals that have been trapped in a exile world. So everybody, righteous or not, are guilty of a crime.
The recipe to a FitMC intro is (weird event that happened) “On the oldest anarchy server on Minecraft” and then “are you really surprised that this happened on the worlds oldest Minecraft anarchy server?” (Optional)
He was pretty much a guardsmen when they got attacked, and fit is a VERY hunted player, and someone had beef with the guardsmen, which fit was just about to join.
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Senpai Kawaii Desu No. He baited us by making us think he was the only target of the hitman, but he clearly admitted the hitman was only after the guardsmen. He has a pattern of lying and exagerating stories for views to be honest.
@ Oh geez someone lying and exaggerating shit on the internet for a video, almost like that makes it more entertaining, especially since this shit ain't no documentary or whatever but rather just a TH-cam video about a retarded server.
@ I mean it's minecraft. You pretty much have to exagerate this stuff to make it interesting.
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@@iverjosjq8540 It's dishonest and gives the wrong message to his audience. It makes it look like it's okay to lie to make stories interesting. I'm against it regardless of what he meant by it, because children are impressionnable easily.
the city must have been so beautiful. it seems so heartwarming to me that there are still people trying to make, recreate, and even keep 2b2t's history as pure and unharmed as possible. if i ever get a good computer (desktop, not laptop.) guardsmen, prepare to have a new member to your guild
I go straight to these videos when released. You have an incredible channel that's informative yet entertaining on a lot of aspects of Minecraft. Keep up the phenomenal work Fit!
Nugcon over tens of thousands of classes including rigging meetings with explosives, setting up traps using captured enemies, and strategically assassinating officers before attacking their headquarters
Fit: "I've been told to remove all of my items before I hop into a call with the guardsmen. Normally, that's a horrible idea on 2b2t but, I'm in good company right now." Me: *looks at video title* Also me: hmmm
Fit: "It's like spawn at this point" Also Fit: "Why would you build so close to Aurius" Well maybe it became the new spawn considering that building near it is suicidal.
Well... the title should be more like “A hitman attempted an assassination on my new group” He never really *tried* to kill you. It was more for the guardsman
1. It's too specific. You don't clarify everything in a title. 2. The title is way better clickbait 3. It's very likely that the hitman saw fit's name and decided to attack anyway, so he would technecally be trying to kill him, plus if he's in the group and the attack is on the group, he is being attacked also, which would mean he's trying to kill him.
"Sorry for you killing, it was personal beef"
Imagine if someone used that in like a court case
So basically the 2b2t version of a long standing feud.
“Sorry i killed 62 school children, 8 teachers, and one janitor, it was personal beef with the school”
no no, its "Oh I Sowey fo kiwing you" kills professionaly.
oof that would be awesome tho
Matthew Alex: That'd be funny as hell
Alternate title:
Trying to get inducted into a cult while someone tries to kill me
more likely: poor false flag setup to get a catchy thumbnail
This is minecraft culthunt
Something Dream would do
every time i reload you get more likes wtf
Fit Manhunt.
When he say "minecraft hitman" i just can imagine a guy just like the hitman (bald and very serious) playing minecraft
Fit himself
But in the real world he’s a greasy haired middle aged man leaning on his disgusting computer desk with a wrist bracelet on and a pile of pizza boxes behind his broken computer chair.
Skull With a fedora
I imagine someone who looks like Eric Cartman
With a really deep voice
"Dont let your guard down"
He joined a cult named Guardsmen
ironic
He could guard overs but couldn't guard himself.
*immediately let’s his guard down*
about craftsman lol
Xtale chara is disappointed
not a cult but ok
*The Government:* "Work from home."
*Hitmen:*
this comment is too underrated
Anthony Pritchard yes
Copied
You're the reason jokes get old
Nice
“Digital Hitman” sounds like a normal occurrence on 2b2t I mean there is a crafting table cult, a melon religion barratone, there own hierarchy, fighting style, major groups dedicated to destroying huts or mass basses, war against trees etc
Honestly I’m wondering if Fit faked this. It’s seems a bit too convenient for a video. Just saying.
i highly doubt it, he really didnt have any reason to fake it. This video would get about the same amount of views if it went as planned. No real motive for faking it.
Don't forget fanatics who take the game too seriously.
Baritone is literally nothing, its a bot that moves you from place to place.
All that's left is for a modder to make a doomsday tnt that deletes the server.
This is what happens when hitmen are forced to “work from home”
this a good one
this is gold
lmaoooo
TheShizzlemop thanks man
Houraisan Productions thanks 😂
Hitmen, Terrorism, Political Feuds, and all out wars
2b2t is a crazy place
Sounds like earth
*sounds like real life*
@@Parsafari 2b2t is an accurate look at how humanity would devolve if they had no laws.
@@corvusdominus9835 humanity is still like this even with "rules" lmao
@@Parsafari true, humanity completely shit the bed the second they received sentience and free will.
He lasted for 8 seconds without saying “the oldest anarchy server”
Yeah
On last week's video he didn't even mention 2b2t
they had us in the first half not gonna lie
Wow indeed. I never tought i whould see the day
How is it possible for someone to say something so unfunny??
Everyone be talking bout the hitman but can we appreciate how happy Fit sounded when he saw his city rebuilt.
Or how sad he was when his house was destroyed again?
Oof
@@RIFLQ big oof
@@W4ythe future client, costs $20
@@deaaronfox5 thx buddy
"A dead body, you hate to see it" - FitMC
Soo much foreshadowing it's incredible
for a second after reading this i thought you were some time traveller trying to warn us of something
Do you think this is fake? First of all this 2b2t so it might happen. But at the same time it seems a bit hard to believe
Glider Suzuki 100% fake
@@reece2213 i think theres a chance its real, but I agree
@@reece2213 i dunno man, ive binged a lot of 2b2t content in a short time, so i know a lot of the epic gamer moments in the servers history (dramatised, its Fit, why would it be mundane) and this doesn't seem too unlikely, especially because 2b2t politics is fucked
He nevers forget to tell us its the OLDEST ANARCHY server
Because it is
He should had told that to us. Big Mistake :D
On minecraft
He did the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft
I love how every time he tells his 2b2t stories it sounds like a war story until he adds in the usernames. Same thing when he did the day 2b2t almost died.
Tales of war, deception, and revenge, and then you hear "georgebush420"
BUT THEN HIS ALT, “GEORGEBUSH420,”
GeOrGeBuSh420
KpOpBoB
"...little did he know, that *De3zNutz69* was planning to grief *G4rfei1dsC00chy's* base for the first time in 5 years, *'Ligma Land'* , and the events leading up to it are legendary..."
"Good morning Agent 47, Your target is FitMC"
Welcome to minecraft 47
agent 47: shit
Proud to take this comment to 500 likes
Not really
objective: survive
Plot twist: *Fit hired the hitman to assasinate the members and he planned on getting killed aswell so he won't be suspected*
Yeah sounds way sus
Yessss for content lol
XxRedstone43 rally.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why though?
When a minecraft server's history is more fun than the world's history, then it becomes cool
No shit lol its a video game
Nah world history cooler
@@kknzogarcia shsuh gogy
These are the kind of kids who score centum in history
@@mohitc4289 shush gogy
Fit: gets assasinated
Hitman: "its nothing Personal kid"
basically lmao
-"But I must go all-out, just this once"
nothin personnell ked
Nothing personal Fit
*teleports behind you* "psssh, nothing personnel, kid"
"I'm in a good company right now, Aureus seems pretty protective at the moment, I should be alright..."
Famous last words.
Its pronounced Aureus
Daniel Lin it’s pronounced orious but spelt Aureus
Pokemon
im 669th likes
It's almost like he knew or something....
Due to the fact that the hitman contacted you personally and explained himself the way he did, it's safe to say that you were more of a "cherry on top" kind of glory kill and not necessarily the main target. Considering the level of infamy you have and that so many people on 2b2t want to take your scalp, it's no surprise that you were killed, too.
tbh I'd be pumped if I got to kill FitMC on his home ground server lol
To be fair he would have still been killed anyway even if they were not trying too considering he had no items whatsoever
take his scalp indeed
@@wellinthatcase7474 That's neither here nor there. The point I'm trying to say is that it wouldn't have mattered if Fit was armed or not. They would've tried to take him out for clout, successful or otherwise. They were there for The Guardsman, sure, but taking Fit as well was too good to pass up.
Maybe he scripted it you know.
0:45
POV: you are Julius caesar and you are confronted by a bunch of your fellow senators with knifes
Technically Julius was a consul, but this is a little funny anyway
@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 no he was a diactor
@@owenwills134 For how long, though?
Both Dictator and Consul
@@kets4443 Yes.
"I was killed in the crossfire of 2b2t politics." sounds like real life politics
Hi bill cypher
@@Gokuh.
Ummm he's gold, bill is some where else lol, maybe you got confused?
“Polictics”
@@notblanx791 no its politics
@@notblanx791 are u stupid?
only 8 seconds to say "on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" xD
Ayyy I love ur vids man
I'm not Portuguese but i use auto subtitles
nunca pensei q te veria aqui
@@Thiprey poise
Josero, você por aqui? Você fez parte da minha infância, É bom ver você ainda ativo.
I can't wait for the new video:
"A Hitman from 2b2t tried to kill me IRL!"
It’s nothing personal
@@Dunger974 kid (coldsteel)
That would not be good...
No. No no no no NO! That would be too far! Don't kill over a game. Only kill IN the game.
Otherwise, Hausemaster would have to delete the server for real world events involving it.
CipherPlays 13 it was a joke stupid
“It’s an open group meant to bring out the honourable side of players”
Gets set up to be assassinated during his induction
Nah most def not, as one of the others got bed trapped so yeah butr that could have been set up as well as there base was greifed (attackers) and so forth
Moment when Fit was informed and in turn informed us that it was because of the attacker's personal beef with the Guardsmen e.e
Why would they go through all this trouble just to kill fit, though? they could've just killed him at the beginning of the ceromony, when he took off his armor
Well, its more attention then most of us have ever gotten
Edit: point proven
You just have to use the right bait ;)
That attack was definitely a staged one, but his appearance obviously was unanticipated.
Why did u have to do me dirty like that
wow what a truly disgustingly sad comment
God damn!
Honestly, considering everything that's happened on this server, I'm not even surprised
Triangulator nice profile picture
same
new f ag time
im more surprised by the giant nomad house, than the video itself
Fit last year in December: "This is the last time I will see Aureus in person. I don't plan to come back here."
Also Fit: Returns and gets assassinated in Aureus City by a 2b2t Hitman.
Every time he visits Aureus, he says it's his last time.
@@iClone101 He just can't stop himself, Aureus keeps luring him back one way or another.
Then he gets crystaled the sh*t out of lol
The Hitman goes by “UncoChad.” They’re known for their end crystal pvp skills, I came across them once. Didn’t end well for me.
I think they quit 2b2t now, because their last upload on TH-cam was some sort of goodbye video thing? I dunno. Just thought people would wanna know.
Cool
Oh cool. thanks for sharing
That's exactly what they'd want you to think
@@Hottactioncop larp
Skills? There's no skill there, just hacks lol
"A hitman tried to kill me!" Lol, why say he "tried"? It sure seems like he succeeded.
Madison Sido well he did technically try... and succeed.
No, you are not laughing out loud.
Cobalt He had no stuff though he didn’t lose anything
a successful assassination in 2b2t would be a bedtrap causing the player to quit for a long time
@@goaty7766 that may be true but it's just things people say on the internet deal with it *L O L*
Fit: **finds dead body and shows it**
me: **Logan Paul flashbacks**
“We just found a dead body in the oldest anarchy server of minecraft!”
atleast Fit didn’t laugh at it, and it wasn’t even a real humans life
My brother was actually one of the guys that collects the body near the Aokigahara Forrest.
It’s a beautiful place thus so many people killing themselves thus lots of other people killing themselves. Usually there are local people organizing the retrieval of the body but sometimes the firefighters do the job.
@@kentam6891 amazing
The oldest dead body in Minecraft. It's getting smelly.
FitMC:goes into a meeting.
Hitman: Im gonna do a pro gamer move
now thats a funny comment
Imagine starting to grief the homeland with a group and suddenly *popbob* joins the server
Minecraft Hitman: "Haha I killed FitMC, gottem!"
FitMC: "Im about to monetize this man's whole career"
TH-cam: not so fast *demonetizes*
So cringe
@@goaty7766 im cringing at the word cringe now
Lol
The hitman wanted to kill the guards, not Fit.
Alternative title: Adult men hired to kill people in a virtual game server
It is not much more real than our simulation
jk
blocky kids game
@@_shadow_1 hey stop breaking the forth wall.
@@talentlesscommentermdxxvii9419 He's gonna crash the simulation 😔
Laughs in corejourney
Oh that server. I keep dying and at this point I might as well be permabanned
"The oldest anarchy hitman in Minecraft."
Lol
The fact that he was avenging the spawn masons just shows how people really did start taking it far too seriously.
when you think about it, you spend a lot of time and effort in such things. For things to just be arbitrarily destroyed because lawl, things can get heated.
You make a good point
The fact that you are taking it far too seriously start taking Minecraft assassins far too seriously
w2gMk Then dont play on a anarchy server
Well like the other guy said when you put lots of time and effort into a game and a specific group in the game only to be screwed over and have everything you've worked on destroyed bc some dude can't take the group he created sticking around and not doing exactly what he wants it to be doing it can get "heated" bc you get annoyed by that and want to get a bit of revenge
"So who do you want me to kill?"
"FitMC"
"Okay, location and who is that."
"Well..."
"Well?"
"I want you to kill him in minecraft"
"Really?"
"Yeah in a server called 2b2t, I'll give you all you need"
"No need, *it's my favorite server* "
Underrated
Xxx_H1tm3n_47_xxX joined the game.
No need, it's the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft*
Frisher Gisher how would he know 2b2t and not fit
@@jomama7210 it's possible he could just play Minecraft and not watch Minecraft youTubers
9:01
that is the craziest sentence i’ll ever hear in minecraft
Killed over politics... in an anarchy server no less... wait I mean... "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
4:13 I think I see the hitman!!
When he turns you can see someone standing under him
Yes
ooooh yeaaa
Where?
flux FN when he turns away from the building and is facing some coal blocks and a floating obsidian. Straight down from the obsidian in the hole you see someone with dia armor.
@@kidcat3000 thank you for explaining that lol
Imagine getting killed by a hitman
-this post was made by the "scared ass people that stays in their base so they won't die" group
Imagine thinking staying at your base will keep you safe
-This post was made by 2b2t hacker gang
Imagine playing multiplayer
-This post was made by the single player gang
@@Snowfire9210 Imagine playing a video game
- This post was made by the Windows desktop gang
Imagine playing video games
- This post was made by boomer gang
imagine breathing
-dead gang
Fit: This attack on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you! MY RESOLVE HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER!
Grant Bruno *senators clapping*
“So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous Applause”
edit: sorry I dont remember the full scene
FitMC, the anime protagonist
@@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial sorry to nag, padme says democracy not liberty
I imagine that conversation going like
"I need a hit on Fit"
*assassin hidden in the dark* ill need my pay up front......and ill need grade omega explosives
Fit, I'm stuck in a washing machine!
"I also need 64 end crystals"
@@munastronaut8147 and a getaway donkey
Why
Do I feel like The Gaurdsmen
Planned this?
Or at least someone in the group. Idk I'm just kinda sceptical-
Sus
"I was killed by a digital hitman."
The just gave me an idea. I personally can't code, but what if someone made a literal hitman bot that pathfinds to players and kills them? Yet again, that would be an easy way to find bases too. So easy that it probably would've been done by now if it were possible.
Ever heard of a plugin called "Terminator"? It fits the description except it doesn't find bases.
See Dream's video against Terminator. This is the exact idea. Dream and George try to beat the enderdragon with a literal hitman chasing them nonstop.
You mean Baritone?
*Dream has entered the chat*
An army of Baritone bots set up as hitmen?
How fitting that I'm watching this while its thundering outside.
Same lol
Yeah, very FITting.
Bruh, same
Ssssaaaaaammmmmeeeee
Danté Lawrence begone lol
If this was a story, the worldbuilding is spectacular!
Honestly if it was a DnD game, the imitation would be: People here are criminals that have been trapped in a exile world. So everybody, righteous or not, are guilty of a crime.
World destroying* lol
So basically australia
Azorok_KL that killed me lol
"I've got no combat gear"
The dimond sword: 🥺
a diamond sword in 2b2t is like a diamond hoe on vanilla
@@mrsnake9642 fr
Yes
@@christianray7739 yeah coz they have duped tons of totems of undying and always use crystals which deal like a hundred damage
Aww sad diamond sword 😢
The recipe to a FitMC intro is (weird event that happened) “On the oldest anarchy server on Minecraft” and then “are you really surprised that this happened on the worlds oldest Minecraft anarchy server?” (Optional)
The hitman: Sorry I killed you, didn’t mean it
Title: **A hItMaN TrIEd tO kILl Me!**
Tried and did are very different
Clickbaity af. I guess he's run out of ideas to milk the server.
@@catwithshades7577 bruh
@@catwithshades7577 bruh
Its true tho
I can imagine the headlines
“Could your child be killed in minecraft? Here's how to keep them safe."
Love your vids
Holy the likes
269 likes
1:22
"Watch as I walk into my own digital death..." *falls*
It's almost like he knew 6:10
He definitely did
knew what?
“The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed”
Prequel memes are the best memes
Next on 2b2t, the oldest minecraft anarchy server: I almost got abducted and sold off as a slave
Already happened m8
Slaves already exist in 2b2t
Oh you sweet summer child
I think the obsidian spawn wall was made from slaves breaking duped echests to supply that much obsidian.
Those were just bots tho, it’s more like automatisation. What about the real human slaves iN THE OLDEST-
I’m sorry.
I love how it says "Tried" but then in the first seconds he says "I got killed"
6:36 "I'm in good company right now, Aureus seems pretty protected at the moment, I should be alright." *Fit's famous last words*
He is tho
alright
Me: Were you killed?
Fit: Sadly yes...
*grabs items from e-chest*
But I lived!
This is from ice age 3 isn’t it
Cindy Jin hMm
"A Hitman tried to kill me" ... *watches video* ... No. A hitman tried to kill the guardsmen and you were caught in the crossfire.
He was pretty much a guardsmen when they got attacked, and fit is a VERY hunted player, and someone had beef with the guardsmen, which fit was just about to join.
Senpai Kawaii Desu No. He baited us by making us think he was the only target of the hitman, but he clearly admitted the hitman was only after the guardsmen. He has a pattern of lying and exagerating stories for views to be honest.
@ Oh geez someone lying and exaggerating shit on the internet for a video, almost like that makes it more entertaining, especially since this shit ain't no documentary or whatever but rather just a TH-cam video about a retarded server.
@ I mean it's minecraft. You pretty much have to exagerate this stuff to make it interesting.
@@iverjosjq8540 It's dishonest and gives the wrong message to his audience. It makes it look like it's okay to lie to make stories interesting. I'm against it regardless of what he meant by it, because children are impressionnable easily.
I love how he’s just eating enchanted gaps as if they were just bread
Well that's because they are
They are duped so much that they are pretty much worthless now
The history on the server are awesome , but when i think that it is just a group of kids and basement guys playing doesnt sound so awesome :v
If it wasnt for fits amazing way of storytelling that is
And their usernames *GeorgeBush420*
They aren't kids. Kids don't have thousands of dollars to spend on items and servers in Minecraft
@@mee091000 yeah it`s also not an anarchy server , more a money generator and bubble for neonazis
@@mee091000 mom credit's card?
How much foreshadowing do you want in your dialogue?
FitMC: Yes
Yes
Yes
You're here too
@@dasherman9638 you get used to it.
I'm still investigating on how you are everywhere in the TH-cam comments
the city must have been so beautiful. it seems so heartwarming to me that there are still people trying to make, recreate, and even keep 2b2t's history as pure and unharmed as possible. if i ever get a good computer (desktop, not laptop.) guardsmen, prepare to have a new member to your guild
I salute you
If you do join the Guardsmen, i wish you luck, in guarding the chosen land
Gl with priority queue, respect and gear before joining guardsmen
Pretty sure you need some armor some crystals pretty sure they allow people with good hefty armor,they don’t want unknown strangers in the land
Ummuhani Noviyanti they kill anyone when you walk on their land if you have a horrible pc 2b2t will crash (happened to me I had to get another pc)
0:56 Crewmate: there is one impostor among us
Fit: I’m never going back to Aureus City.
Also Fit: Ah shit, here we go again.
In like 2 years he's probably gonna have to go back again
They weren’t trying to kill fit, he was caught in the crossfire
He said that in the vid, it's called clickbait
I go straight to these videos when released. You have an incredible channel that's informative yet entertaining on a lot of aspects of Minecraft. Keep up the phenomenal work Fit!
The guradsmen are my absolute all-time favourite faction on 2b2t.
You know those "Learn how to make money online" course.
Well I'm guessing they teach you how to be *MINECRAFT HITMAN*
yep probably
This episode of 2b2t history is sponsored by skillshare
Nugcon over tens of thousands of classes including rigging meetings with explosives, setting up traps using captured enemies, and strategically assassinating officers before attacking their headquarters
“A hitman tried to kill me on” CLICK
And then you read word 2B2T
Fit: "I've been told to remove all of my items before I hop into a call with the guardsmen. Normally, that's a horrible idea on 2b2t but, I'm in good company right now."
Me: *looks at video title*
Also me: hmmm
I appreciate that hitman's sense of honor. He didn't need to explain himself, but he went out of his way to do so. Nice guy. 👍
"Work from home"
irl hitmen:
0:08
Every first "The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft"
the last dude who did this is gone, guess I'll have to carry where he left off
Hit man kills fitmc: hit man 2 secs later: bounty hunting is a trained profession
lmao
Wtf are you trying to say?
0:57 There is 1 imposter among us.
To be honest, I thought this was clickbait. Then I realized Fit doesn’t use clickbait.
Chardog true
Chardog Everyone hates fit, trust It’s not fake
He exaggerates everything
Fit uses a lot of biased narrative to make other people join the server tho
Fit lies all the time lmao
They gave him apples that's so wholesome
Not something that you would expect to see I'm the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft
"I like to be cautious, in case I'm walking into a trap of some kind. I mean, when you're as hunted on the server as I am, you can't be too careful."
Then he put his gear in a chest and turned hacks off... 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
“Probably going to get greifed once this is up”
Lol
"I'm gonna put on my chest plate if I'm running into some type of trap" of only fit new what was to come
This is obvi staged af
@@zackoleson6766 Nah, there is no particular reasons to be just a make-up scene, there's always some crazy crap like that on 2B2T
HITMAN TRIES TO KILL ME!!!!!!! (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST DIED)
(GONE SEXUAL)
(POLICE CALLED)
@@cardboardethymith3893 r/holup
@@Xavagery Idea: Permanently delete your account
(Emotional)
2b2t even has assassinations damn, a whole book needs to be made recording this stuff
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@@CrazyMan31000 the 2builderillion
You already know that theres something odd when Bachi is inside the group when he did all the things at spawn with II lol
"This is usually a very bad idea on 2b2t" - Famous Last Wordss
Everything changed when the digital hitmen attacked...
Fit: **has a happy time**
Hitman: haha your death go boom boom
If The Guardsmen's Base is called "Homeland", that technically makes a member of the group a Homelander. Seems about right for an anarchy server.
rip beautiful city , there's something sad about destoying such a magnificent artwork
It had already been destroyed, but for the better.
That’s 2b2t for you
that's normal, i get my shit griefed everytime lmao
by playing on an anarchy server, you know its gonna be happening all the time
@@ashe_xox it's the rude life of an anarchy server, sadly
The Aureus recreation had me in tears oh my goodness. This is some crazy shit but this just stabbed me right in the heart.
Fit: "It's like spawn at this point"
Also Fit: "Why would you build so close to Aurius"
Well maybe it became the new spawn considering that building near it is suicidal.
You absolutely do not want to build close to spawn on an anarchy server
Fit in every video: DON'T BULID NEAR SPAWN! DON'T BULID NEAR A HIGHWAY! DON'T BULID NEAR ORIOS!
I guess Bogdanoff finally had enough
*phone ringing*
Fit: when you’re as hunted on the server as I am it’s good to be cautious
*foreshadowing *
When you see the epic people in a ceremony, get attacked, and see all their totems pop, that's when it got really epic.
Fit: sees a DEAD BODY
Also Fit: interesting… lemmme g’et my camara
Well... the title should be more like
“A hitman attempted an assassination on my new group”
He never really *tried* to kill you. It was more for the guardsman
it's fitz, he always does this sorta-clickbaity titles and thumbnails
1. It's too specific. You don't clarify everything in a title.
2. The title is way better clickbait
3. It's very likely that the hitman saw fit's name and decided to attack anyway, so he would technecally be trying to kill him, plus if he's in the group and the attack is on the group, he is being attacked also, which would mean he's trying to kill him.
@@eleos5
1. i can't count
3. youre wrong
5. see point 4
who cares
V8 4L tru tru you right
Kinda sad that Fit’s ceremony was caught in the crossfire
“Tried” is an understatement. He got you bro
HE LEAKED HIS BED COORDS
Cool