When I was on bed rest I binged Midnight Screenings and Cinema Snob. Just wanna say thanks for making me laugh, even when I didn't think that anything could. Keep being awesome.
+Mattew Melange Sometimes, silence is better. ESPECIALLY when all you have to add is a lame lol that doesn't even apply to the comment you're replying to.
You guys' midnight screenings and Nash&Tara's wtfiwwy are both comforting, familiar voices to listen to and laugh along with when anxiety makes sleep difficult... Y'all help me calm down enough to sleep often enough that I owe y'all a big thanks
MegaRambit oh wow, I didn't know anyone else used these videos to get to sleep too! I feel a little weird that I use videos where people yell about bad movies or stupid people to sleep, but it really does help haha.
Their is a R.L. Stine Goosebumps story based off this premise called "Be careful what you wish for" with a female main character. I read it in middle school.
This post totally made me go down memory lane with all the Goosebumps books I read. I found a PDF of Camp Jellyjam and I'm skimming through that one. Scared the shit outta me when I was 8.
Bad movies are so fun to experience in a packed theater. My friends and I saw the Grudge 2 and the theater was so full that we had to sit in the back corner huddled together. The whole audience was laughing their asses off at the film. It was one of my favorite filmgoing experiences.
I went to High school in northeastern Ohio, in a very small city with almost no Chinese population, and yes, we had a Chinese language class, taught by an old white lady, and I took it. The other languages offered were Spanish, French, Latin, and German. Our town's population is heavy with people of Greek and Italian descent. They hired those teachers based on the fact that they spoke another language. They didn't care which language.
I clicked on this video to leave this comment lol. I can't believe you went to a midnight screening of these film and uploaded a 50 minute video. That's amazing lol
A bratty unlikable teenager finds an object/moves into a house that turns out to be haunted. The entity torments people around her (usually the girl's bully) but soon turns on her. GENIUS! 10/10! COMPLETELY ORIGINAL! ALL TEH OSCARZ!
I live so close to the Canadian border that we get commercials for places in Montreal on local TV. We had French and Spanish, I passed only one year of each, because the first year of French was Canadian French and the second year was Parisian French; then the same with Spanish first year Mexican Spanish, then Spain Spanish, they are different enough that it would be like an English course that was California Surfer the first year and then Elizabethan English the second year.
Um, I grew up in a village in southern Ohio, like the population was a bit over 400 I think. We had a shitty small public school and yeah, Chinese classes were not a thing for us. We didn't even have the choice of two "foreign" languages. We had Spanish, that was it for a while. But then the Spanish teacher left. So, they hired a sign language teacher and that's now their only language class option. It was and is extremely white with no nearby Chinese population. I think I remember their being an Asian kid in our class for like a week but then he moved away. I also remember everyone being really racist to him. So...yeah, it might be different in other parts of Ohio though.
Mariah Osborne Back in my high school we just f*ed with our Spanish teacher and she gave up trying to teach so we just called it over. lol it was very sad and regrettable.
This was my experience as well in central western Ohio. We had a Spanish class, and that was it. The next towns over got to take French and German as well.
I like the reviews where you guys have fun ridiculing the movie, and at the same time advise to go and watch it. The joy you had in the review of the Book of Henry inspired me to go to the local theater and watch a film I knew nothing about, and where it was likely I would be the only one seeing it. There where 12 other people but I really liked the experience with a movie that I would not have seen under other circumstances. I would have done the same now, but unfortunately till September there are only blockbuster films playing. Thanks for the inspiration for the experience.
Reminded me of a cheesy as hell lifetime movie I did not go see it a theatre n can't believe it made it to one I thought it musta been straight to video
I'm calling it now: there is going to be five more of these, the plot to the second movie is going to have nothing to do with the cliffhanger mid-credit scene in this one, the box is going to look completely different in every movie, and each movie is going to get better and worse at the same time with every sequel.
One thing i wanna say as an aussie, I went to three schools and in Primary School they had Italian which I guess made sense as lots of Italian's lived near us (in fact when we did our renovation the comapny were almost all living on our street and it was an extended family of Italians), however in my second school it was grad 3-12 (don't ask why it started at grade 3, it just did, and i was there from year 5 to year 9 and we did Japanese, now we had Asian kids, but they were almost all Vietnamese and Thai, when I changed schools to my final school it also had Japanese and it was Vietnamese, Thai, Chinese and Cambodian kids, in fact I met my first Japanese descended friend when I was like 22, and they didn't speak any Japanese nor knew many Japanese people, so I think language at school is just chosen for whatever reason they come up with.
32:45 - some states have grant programs for Mandarin Chinese. Ours used to, which enabled even smaller schools to have a Chinese teacher. In the same vein, I attended a high school growing up that had Spanish, French, and German. A school a few towns over had a teacher dual certified in Spanish and Japanese, so I went there for Japanese classes. It just depends on your area and your state's budget and priorities.
I think the sequel should have pinhead in it, with some crazy farfetched explanation as to how he is no longer tied to the Hellraiser puzzle box, and is instead summoned by this box.
Annabelle wasn't that bad. It's the worst Conjuring movie, but it had its moments. The storage locker scene alone propels it away from being a bad movie.
Chinese was, no joke, offered at my high-school. Your language choices were French, Latin, Chinese, and Spanish. I took 2 and a half years of Spanish and then dropped it for Engineering before I got a grade for it. My high-school is in Oakwood, right next to Dayton, Ohio. There were 168 people in my grdauating class, to put that in perspective.
Oh shit, as I am watching this, I just realized I am wearing the same exact shirt Brian has on in this video. Neato! No black nail polish, but I do have a big-ass beard.
32:54 I don't know how common Chinese classes are at the highschool level, but my school had chinese offered, however it was one teacher doing all the classes, and they were smaller classes in a school with thousands of people.
He said in another epsiode if I recall correctly she is in cosmetology school. Having dated a woman learning the same things you become a guinea pig very easily.
I love these guys and ive seen all their stuff....but goddamn Brian take the fingernail polish off after your wife is done practicing on you. Its creeping me out. its so gross.
Richard Watson when ur learning to do nails it's important to try different things to see if they make the manicure last longer. Taking it off immediately isn't rly an option. Also if I did my boyfriend's nails and he immediately took all the nail polish off it would probably hurt my feelings tbh
They're probably teaching Mandarin cause of China's status as the future dominant superpower, e.g., a lot of jobs are going to be dealing with or in China. I'm pretty sure that Japanese was widely taught in the 80's for the same reason.
Changing the tire and somehow the spare decapitates them... Something similar actually happened recently, no decapitation just bleeding to death from the throat wound though.
I remember in my High School we had a French, Spanish and Japanese class. French kinda makes since Detroit is minutes from Canada. Spanish, there's a big Spanish community but Japanese I never understood.
I just glanced at the thumbnail when it first popped up and thought "Why the hell is Jack Pattillo reviewing a movie with Brad?" I was of course mistaken, but damn that would be a crossover. A Stoned Gremlin production appearing on Theater Mode would be awesome...
For what it's worth, I went to a normal sized public school in the Midwest, and we had French, Spanish, German, Latin, and Japanese. So, still no Mandarin, but it seems not entirely unbelievable for that to be a thing, especially if they had a priority on business or something.
BTW, Amazon has this listed for an October release on disc.....and I know it's just that they haven't done all of the updating yet but they only have as a DVD release. But what if they did look at it and go, "Why waste blu ray on this?" LOL
I kinda think this movie was going to include a multiple universe subplot but it got taken out in post. Why else have Jerry from the famous Sliders (with multiple universes), have the main characters talk about multiple universes, and have a kinda multiple universe ending.
Just came from this movie. I liked it!! It was funny and even kinda suspenseful in one part. Not scary at all but overall a good movie ! Id give a 8/10 :)
I love how The Bye Bye Man has become a point of reference for your cinema-going experience.
Prestidigitoreum So much for the "Unfinished Business" review.
John Smithy "This script is unfinished business."
The sentence "The mean girl has a sassy gay friend" is magical.
Fuck Off "Gay best friend sleeps in the closet" 😂
_ sfc I need to see this movie
Gouty Fat Butt Like Brian said, it's about the subtlety.
When I was on bed rest I binged Midnight Screenings and Cinema Snob. Just wanna say thanks for making me laugh, even when I didn't think that anything could. Keep being awesome.
lol
+Mattew Melange
Sometimes, silence is better. ESPECIALLY when all you have to add is a lame lol that doesn't even apply to the comment you're replying to.
Kayla
Couldn't agree more. Sometimes, these guys just helped me fight loneliness.
+Stephen O'Malady do you even read the words you type?
Good thing I just wrote something that's a witty satire according to your review.
Matthew Melange oh shit that would've been a devastating retort if you hadn't degraded any chance at being taken seriously
You guys' midnight screenings and Nash&Tara's wtfiwwy are both comforting, familiar voices to listen to and laugh along with when anxiety makes sleep difficult... Y'all help me calm down enough to sleep often enough that I owe y'all a big thanks
MegaRambit 100% agree. Been dealing with some terrible anxiety recently and this and WTFIWWY have really been helping me get through it.
MegaRambit oh wow, I didn't know anyone else used these videos to get to sleep too! I feel a little weird that I use videos where people yell about bad movies or stupid people to sleep, but it really does help haha.
Man. I wish I had a Brian to go laugh at bad horror movies with.
TheRcanmeananything I wish I had a Bear-ian to give me life advice
lnfreeman I wish I had a Slaver Brian for... I honestly don't know, maybe some Chinese food?
I keep wondering. Is it really that creepy when a guy breaks into your house to watch you sleep?....I am starting to think that Twilight lied to me...
Everyone needs a Brian!
Ajay Dahl In a way we are all Property of Slaver Brian.
Their is a R.L. Stine Goosebumps story based off this premise called "Be careful what you wish for" with a female main character. I read it in middle school.
I think I remember that. Doesn't she turn into a bird or something at the end??
This post totally made me go down memory lane with all the Goosebumps books I read. I found a PDF of Camp Jellyjam and I'm skimming through that one. Scared the shit outta me when I was 8.
Ironically enough, there's a movie coming out called Polaroid that has the same plot like the Goosebumps book "Say Cheese and Die"
*sees thumbnail*
*knows the video will be amazing*
50 minute midnight screening about a shitty horror movie? Somebody must have used a wish box...
AllHailBoognish More like a great "end of the year" party.
Remember when Ryan Phillipe had a hot career starting
Bad movies are so fun to experience in a packed theater. My friends and I saw the Grudge 2 and the theater was so full that we had to sit in the back corner huddled together. The whole audience was laughing their asses off at the film. It was one of my favorite filmgoing experiences.
every Brian thumbnail recently has him look just absolutely terrified
find you a man that has emo black nails and a biker Beard.
"This is like if RL Stine wrote a Goosebumps and he was shitfaced drunk." Uh...Isn't that just Goosebumps?
Disclaimer: I love Goosebumps.
I went to High school in northeastern Ohio, in a very small city with almost no Chinese population, and yes, we had a Chinese language class, taught by an old white lady, and I took it. The other languages offered were Spanish, French, Latin, and German. Our town's population is heavy with people of Greek and Italian descent. They hired those teachers based on the fact that they spoke another language. They didn't care which language.
The moment I saw the first ad, all I could think about was "Wow! I LOVE Wishmaster 2!"
Final Destination, Wishmaster and Mean Girls in one movie! Sign me the fuck up!
Leonardo Pedroza But its PG 13
Your Mom Of course it is.
Your thumbnail for this one was pretty fantastic. Thanks for this.
I clicked on this video to leave this comment lol. I can't believe you went to a midnight screening of these film and uploaded a 50 minute video. That's amazing lol
Brad+Brian+shitty horror movie (or shitty thriller) = comedy gold. This is one of the best midnight screenings!
A bratty unlikable teenager finds an object/moves into a house that turns out to be haunted. The entity torments people around her (usually the girl's bully) but soon turns on her. GENIUS! 10/10! COMPLETELY ORIGINAL! ALL TEH OSCARZ!
FWIW, I went to a school in a small city in the Midwest that offered Japanese as a language option
mrbigstuffication I went to a public school in Ireland and they offered Chinese French and Spanish
the 'last wish undoes all the other stuff' trick worked in Wishmaster though
34:12 I lived in Northern Michigan and my sister when to a high school there, they taught Spanish and Japanese for foreign languages.
Mandarin Chinese was offered at my high school, but that was in Southern California.
Brad Jones mentioning R. L. Stine made my whole night.
I love you guys for being able to find the joy in movies that deserve more eyes than the next Bayformers debacle.
I live so close to the Canadian border that we get commercials for places in Montreal on local TV. We had French and Spanish, I passed only one year of each, because the first year of French was Canadian French and the second year was Parisian French; then the same with Spanish first year Mexican Spanish, then Spain Spanish, they are different enough that it would be like an English course that was California Surfer the first year and then Elizabethan English the second year.
Wish Upon 2 needs to star adam sandler, Kevin James, and tommy wiseau
Um, I grew up in a village in southern Ohio, like the population was a bit over 400 I think. We had a shitty small public school and yeah, Chinese classes were not a thing for us. We didn't even have the choice of two "foreign" languages. We had Spanish, that was it for a while. But then the Spanish teacher left. So, they hired a sign language teacher and that's now their only language class option. It was and is extremely white with no nearby Chinese population. I think I remember their being an Asian kid in our class for like a week but then he moved away. I also remember everyone being really racist to him. So...yeah, it might be different in other parts of Ohio though.
Mariah Osborne Back in my high school we just f*ed with our Spanish teacher and she gave up trying to teach so we just called it over. lol it was very sad and regrettable.
Sounds like a really cool place filled with really cool people.
Well that sounds like quite the shithole.
This was my experience as well in central western Ohio. We had a Spanish class, and that was it. The next towns over got to take French and German as well.
I like the reviews where you guys have fun ridiculing the movie, and at the same time advise to go and watch it. The joy you had in the review of the Book of Henry inspired me to go to the local theater and watch a film I knew nothing about, and where it was likely I would be the only one seeing it. There where 12 other people but I really liked the experience with a movie that I would not have seen under other circumstances. I would have done the same now, but unfortunately till September there are only blockbuster films playing. Thanks for the inspiration for the experience.
*That thumbnail*
Damn this must have been an intense movie!
circular7 g
Reminded me of a cheesy as hell lifetime movie I did not go see it a theatre n can't believe it made it to one I thought it musta been straight to video
I have that same Spider-Man shirt as Brian
Spider-Pool98 so do I
Cool beans.
That Ryan Philippe scene seems like an attempt to reference His character's ending in Cruel Intentions.
I was thinking that at the first mention of his name! 😆
I'm calling it now: there is going to be five more of these, the plot to the second movie is going to have nothing to do with the cliffhanger mid-credit scene in this one, the box is going to look completely different in every movie, and each movie is going to get better and worse at the same time with every sequel.
ColetheAero Unless it's like with origin of evil
True.
29:32
"Aw shit, that's from mar- that's from Fear dude."
"Oh, that's Marky Mark?!"
"That's Marky Mark! That's what Marky Mark does and umm..."
One thing i wanna say as an aussie, I went to three schools and in Primary School they had Italian which I guess made sense as lots of Italian's lived near us (in fact when we did our renovation the comapny were almost all living on our street and it was an extended family of Italians), however in my second school it was grad 3-12 (don't ask why it started at grade 3, it just did, and i was there from year 5 to year 9 and we did Japanese, now we had Asian kids, but they were almost all Vietnamese and Thai, when I changed schools to my final school it also had Japanese and it was Vietnamese, Thai, Chinese and Cambodian kids, in fact I met my first Japanese descended friend when I was like 22, and they didn't speak any Japanese nor knew many Japanese people, so I think language at school is just chosen for whatever reason they come up with.
Sounds like my kind of bullshit. Can't wait for Phelous to do a review of it!
I love Brian's nails so much
17:10, If Jake starts losing body parts, Brad found the Music Box from this movie
I purposely stopped watching the livestreams because they don't allow you to go back and watch the videos from the beginning to see what you miss
Yeah what's up with that? This is the only channel I know of that does that.
95keat Just go back and watch it again once it's uploaded.
Weird, live streaming on TH-cam normally back logs for 4 hours, unless that is just live from a PC and mobile is different. If so, lame.
32:45 - some states have grant programs for Mandarin Chinese. Ours used to, which enabled even smaller schools to have a Chinese teacher. In the same vein, I attended a high school growing up that had Spanish, French, and German. A school a few towns over had a teacher dual certified in Spanish and Japanese, so I went there for Japanese classes. It just depends on your area and your state's budget and priorities.
I think the sequel should have pinhead in it, with some crazy farfetched explanation as to how he is no longer tied to the Hellraiser puzzle box, and is instead summoned by this box.
Glad to see the guy behind Mortal Kombat 2 still getting work. He's a master film maker of funny awful shit.
Annabelle wasn't that bad. It's the worst Conjuring movie, but it had its moments. The storage locker scene alone propels it away from being a bad movie.
R.L Stine did make a book like this! i saw Chris Stuckmans review.
full metal the book was called be careful what you wish for. I owned that book once upon a time. I need to see wish upon
full metal I think it was the plot of an Are You Afraid Of The Dark episode too.
yeah it even had the wish where she wanted someone to be her best friend and they turned into a stalker
Chinese was, no joke, offered at my high-school. Your language choices were French, Latin, Chinese, and Spanish. I took 2 and a half years of Spanish and then dropped it for Engineering before I got a grade for it. My high-school is in Oakwood, right next to Dayton, Ohio. There were 168 people in my grdauating class, to put that in perspective.
just saw this today, it was absolutely bonkers, i loved it
Oh shit, as I am watching this, I just realized I am wearing the same exact shirt Brian has on in this video. Neato! No black nail polish, but I do have a big-ass beard.
Arrowdodger you need to paint your nails
you could cosplay as Brian
32:54 I don't know how common Chinese classes are at the highschool level, but my school had chinese offered, however it was one teacher doing all the classes, and they were smaller classes in a school with thousands of people.
I saw the movie based on this recommendation. Totally worth it. Best comedy of the year.
This review was funny as Hell. Makes me want to watch the flick, even though it's directed by the guy who made Mortal Kombat: Annihilation XD
He also directed Annabelle. That's a better movie
True that, MUCH better indeed.
"Tom Cruise 2: The Cruising"
I wonder if Brian's wife paints his nails black or he does that himself?
circular7 wife
She pants his nails
He said in another epsiode if I recall correctly she is in cosmetology school. Having dated a woman learning the same things you become a guinea pig very easily.
I love these guys and ive seen all their stuff....but goddamn Brian take the fingernail polish off after your wife is done practicing on you. Its creeping me out. its so gross.
Richard Watson when ur learning to do nails it's important to try different things to see if they make the manicure last longer. Taking it off immediately isn't rly an option. Also if I did my boyfriend's nails and he immediately took all the nail polish off it would probably hurt my feelings tbh
When Brad said the gay kid was sleeping in the closet, I laughed like a serial killer. You can't make that stuff up.
Brian's eerie-looking eyes on the video thumbnail remind me of Jack Sparrow's painted eyelids in the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
*applauds* Your fun in this movie is infectious - thanks so much, guys! Love these videos, like seeing movies with crazy awesome friends 😊
this has made me excited for your reaction to the anabell sequel thing coming out
You had me at, gay best friend sleeps in a closet.
I am looking forward to this going to space for the space wish box where classic monsters have been made real with cybernetics.
I approve the shirts Good Millennials mix for casual Friday lol
omg... how do I keep missing these? D:
Slasher movie Groundhog day?
So, Diamond is Unbreakable.
They're probably teaching Mandarin cause of China's status as the future dominant superpower, e.g., a lot of jobs are going to be dealing with or in China. I'm pretty sure that Japanese was widely taught in the 80's for the same reason.
I'm very happy to hear a shoutout for Wishmaster. Those movies were a lot of fun. :)
Changing the tire and somehow the spare decapitates them... Something similar actually happened recently, no decapitation just bleeding to death from the throat wound though.
I beg of you to watch and review The Brass Teapot. It's an older film (like 5 years?) but I would love, love, love to hear your thoughts on it.
EmileeTv1993 That is a great flick! I think Brad would enjoy it.
I think he would adore it! And it's awarely insane, just like this film.
I choose the pen!!
Ryan Phillippe has a show called shooter based on the Mark Wahlberg movie on the USA network
I remember in my High School we had a French, Spanish and Japanese class. French kinda makes since Detroit is minutes from Canada. Spanish, there's a big Spanish community but Japanese I never understood.
I just glanced at the thumbnail when it first popped up and thought "Why the hell is Jack Pattillo reviewing a movie with Brad?" I was of course mistaken, but damn that would be a crossover.
A Stoned Gremlin production appearing on Theater Mode would be awesome...
It figures I'd be watching this review and Brian wears a Spiderman shirt WHILE listed next in the video log is SPANKER-MAN.
This was done by BROAD GREEN PICTURES. The did The Neon Demon, but also Bad Santa 2 so............
For what it's worth, I went to a normal sized public school in the Midwest, and we had French, Spanish, German, Latin, and Japanese. So, still no Mandarin, but it seems not entirely unbelievable for that to be a thing, especially if they had a priority on business or something.
Edge of Tomorrow 2 > Top Gun 2 > Wish Upon
AND WE'RE HITTING THE GROUND RUNNING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
I saw this movie on you guys' recommendation; totally worth it!
If I had the wishing box at her age, I would've wished for world peace and for world happiness.
I'm surprised they dont have those "Jeopardy partitions" or parallel bars that prevent accidental switching.
BTW, Amazon has this listed for an October release on disc.....and I know it's just that they haven't done all of the updating yet but they only have as a DVD release. But what if they did look at it and go, "Why waste blu ray on this?" LOL
yo, 21 thousand views on this video and Brad's Patreon has under a thousand patrons. GET ON THAT SHIT BOYS
I kinda think this movie was going to include a multiple universe subplot but it got taken out in post. Why else have Jerry from the famous Sliders (with multiple universes), have the main characters talk about multiple universes, and have a kinda multiple universe ending.
I liked The Gallows!
I'm at the insinkerator scene...face-palm
@StonedGremlinProductions You guys were right, this movie was hilarious! The audience I was with was really funny.
I thought Happy Death Day was being marketed as a black comedy. That's the vibe I got from the use of the 50 Cent song.
I live in PA near the Amish and they teach Spanish and French. Weird
Some Ohio public schools do offer other language classes like Chinese or Russian but it's usually an AP class that is through a local university
Hi Brad and Dave!
Looking forward to Happy Deathday! Groundhog Day with a serial killer? Yeah! :-)
We had Mandarin Chinese classes at my high school, but I also went to high school in a part of populated Texas with a huuuuuge Chinese population.
Top Gun: Maverick reference in 2017, nice
cackling trough the gallows, now that is an epic title for something. maybe heavy metal song?
Unrelated, does that store in the background say "Top Drawer"? It was kinda bugging me, lol.
Tom Cruise 2: Cruisin' for a Boogaloo.
Chinese student is Dong from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix. So this movie has two netflix actors.
"I was thinking about some people I've known over 35 years, and I was like... yeah, OK, I get it."
Anyone who used to be on the channel? ;)
I'm looking forward to Happy Death Day, I might not see it till the day after it premiers, due to work, but I'm still seein' it..
The prissy millennials in these new horror movies are fucking unbearable. I never thought I'd miss Eli Roth's characters.
When I was Watching this film it was just me and a family member in the theater the only person i so in there was an employee checking in
Just came from this movie. I liked it!! It was funny and even kinda suspenseful in one part. Not scary at all but overall a good movie ! Id give a 8/10 :)
Ugh, and I thought this Final Destination craze would be over and done with but apparently not.
Huh, I was thinking all the people you talked about at the Bye-bye man screening would die by sticking a fork into a light socket.