The most true thing ever said. If I had a dollar for every time I fell of the first in game cliff because I forgot I didn’t have the paraglider, I’d have 10 dollars, which is probably much more than I should have
I'm just a casual completeionist I complete all the shrines and quests before beating the game. I don't get all the koroks though because I value my sanity.
Definitely a role player in any game I try for the first playthrough, after that I try glitches and completionist, I'm not getting 999 of every item, but I've done all shrines, quests, and korok seeds with random skips that I found cool
Imo the only Zelda players I don’t like are the ones that only know ab botw, idc if they only play botw because some people can’t afford other Zelda games but when people r like ‘wAiT bOtW iS nOt tHe oNlY zElDa gAmE?!’ That triggers me, because 9/10 people who call themselves Zelda pros are the ones that have only seen botw and speedrun it (i don’t like speedruns, it ruins the game) but listen, idc if your opinion is different to mine
@@Master_of_swords83 I got 999 of each ancient materials besides cores and giant cores, but I have like 200 hundred and 16 giants hahaha Well, I used a glitch of course, but well 999 ancient arrows buddyyyy
Yo, he missed Number 12…The Overly Cautious Hero. These are people who were naturally pretty good at the game but still REFUSED to fight Ganon until they had defeated all the Divine Beasts, got all their hearts, full stamina wheel, an entire arsenal of Silver Lynel weapons, a horse with great stats, and all their armors were 4 star.
Yep, that's me. I maxed the Champion's tunic+soldier gear to provide max defense(88), almost all my bows are savage lynel, have the master cycle, did all shrines, so yeah, that almost perfectly describes my second playthrough.
@@ibrahimbinimran4320 hehe I didn't . I forgot to mention that one because it doesn't actually affect the calamity fight. I gave up on it for master mode though, that was too hard.
There's a type I like to call the Challengers. They will play the game with self imposed rules and limitations, like use only a certain type of weapon.
The first thing i did in my first time playing this game after leaving the shrine of resurrection was looking backwards to where i just came out from and walked off a cliff and died That was the story of the hero that Hyrule awaited for 100 years
I’m basically a completionist-lite. I like to do everything that the game tells me is needed for 100% except I don’t care about getting more korok seeds once I reach the number to get max item slots
@Blackino Sorpello, it was absolutely brutal the first and only time my horse was killed, because of the horse’s screaming. I don’t think I have ever felt sad over a video game character, but that was heartbreaking. I also learned a scary lesson- it is VERY difficult to outrun a guardian.
You forgot the easily distracted one. Even if I want to continue with the main quests I end up taking hours to get there because I always get distracted by other stuff that comes across the way 😅
I feel called out by "The Role-player", although I definitely never took the idea too far (I'm sorry for all you had to go through, King Horsey I of the newly formed Animal Kingdom of Hyrule. After being slain in battle, you were brought back from the dead only to find your descendant, King Horsey III, on your throne. And then, after a period of civil war which you nearly won, the last bit of the soul you regained from the horse god faded, turning you into nothing more than a zombie that had to be killed for the good of the kingdom. After that, I swore an oath to never meddle in the affairs of horse kind and to instead rely on the Master Cycle for all my transportation needs) But seriously, cool video! I love the different costumes and fonts used!
I stayed in the completion-isn’t for half a year. But now I am kinda a mix between giltcher, completionist and role-player. Cuz I have completed all the shrines and now I am collecting all koroks. However, I love to windbomb and I sometimes will just stay in hateno village for a few in game days to role-play. I change when I go to different towns. Like when I am in gerudo town, I will equip a whole set of gerudo weapons.(same when I go to rito and zora village) I am also a abnormal form of old schooler. I am kinda like old digger. Cuz I actually will watch Zelda walkthroughs (of old Zelda games like OOT and twilight princess) and after that, I will go to places that reference those games (idk why but I just like to go there) I have already go to Lon Lon ranch (on purpose) for twice. So um I still don’t know what kind of Zelda player I am lol (I think I type too much) Edit: just doing some minor changes
im that but i dont have the balls to fight lynals or dont go after skywatcher guardians becuse there dumb an stupid litterly they lose you if you go behind a wall the stalker guardians and the scount guardians are smart enough to check around the wall if it was a ruinded guardian i would understand they cant move if it was a sentry i would still understand sence well not moving but a flying one who gives up wen it cant see you like come one shieka you can make better guardians the that
0:22 I'm laughing so hard about how he's using the bow of light, the bow that can shoot from VERY far away to hit dark beast ganon, and he missed the turret's eye. I'm dying.
“Zelda is inside the wall” I can’t I was just sending my friends lots of memes of people calling Link Zelda and one of them actually thinks Link’s name is Zelda 😂😂 I’m a mix between the glitcher and maniac
1:28 this one is exactly me, why are people complaining about durability ? you can make weapons almost unbreakabale at this point. Also how can you play this game without windbombs in 2021 ?!
Once I tried to 'blow up' Gerudo town and Rito village with bomb arrows and savage lynel bows, it was fun. I also like using campfires in homes, like, ALOT of campfires, to make it look like the house is on fire. I'm so chaotic when i'm not in 'roleplayer' mode.
fun fact: with multi shot bows and bomb arrows, only 2 of the arrows actually do any damage. if you want to make sure all 5 bomb arrows do damage, shoot them right at your enemy's feet, they will take shockwave damage from all the arrows.
I’m the semi-completionist. I completed all the side quests except Trial of the Sword ): I also completed all the shrines but only got 150~ Korok seeds.
OMG, I've only been playing 3 months and the only 'Glitch' I've done is to get the guardian's to spit out tons of cores lol, but the noob stuff ....very accurate.....I completed botw and I'm now playing on master mode, and I totally made the noob mistake of forgetting you don't start the game with the glider, and fell to my death from the first tower LMAO, and you'd think I'd learned form that mistake......nope litterally 10 mins later I jumped off a cliff ...and oooops no paraglider....love your videos, they always cheer me up xx
I'm just the one who's here to chill. With a little bit of the destruction one. Y'know, general exploring the world, going to the hebra mountains just for the shield surfing. Doing other stuff. Collecting shields in order to do shield surfing. And then going back to the mountains to do more shield surfing
0:57 bro... first time i played botw i challenged myself to complete this game without using a walkthrough or looking anything up and finding every shrine on my own. this shrine is what broke me. but honestly its my fault i couldnt figure it out. i never looked what was against the walls. i probably would've figured it out if i saw those torch thingies.
the Over-Preparer Spends hours grinding until they have all of their armor maxed out, a food inventory full of hearty simmered fruit, a bow inventory full of Five-Shot Lynel bows, and a weapon inventory full of savage lynel weapons with bonuses. “Wow calamity ganon was so easy, when will Nintendo make Zelda games that aren’t for babies lol” This was me on my first playthrough
The maniac section is me half the time Once I get a single Bomb Arrow. the Majora's Mask floating around and crap as well through my head as you discover why pyrotechnics are a crime.
It’s funny because I know at least 1 person for each of these. And if there was a Venn diagram of these, I would be somewhere between a Roleplayer, the Completion-isnt and the Combat Wizard!
You forgot about the photographer, the one who hates Symin with his soul and wanders through the whole region searching for the perfect shots for every single thing
Your description of "the noob" perfectly describes my 5 year old son when he plays BOTW...except he's like 25 hours in lol. When you are 4 or 5 you are like a perma-noob. I think I need to re-examine his free time! If he worked as hard on literacy as he does shield-surfing, he would be reading at a middle school level at this point.
@@TheBreadPirate you know what, playing Age of Empires got me into enjoying history. That's an excellent idea! Civilization it is! This is why you are awesome!
Yes because teddy Roosevelt going to war with gandi and ancient Egyptians and gandi nuking everyone is definitely historical 😂😂 Or is that a different one I'm thinking of
Great vid as always! By the way did you know there are two arrows on this uh.. gate things? right before you reach Kakariko? Two, like they're from a Yiga bow, also they don't respawn. It's nothing important but a nice detail!
... I can't say I fit into any of these groups. I guess there's another one called the basic: knows how to play but isn't the absolute greatest at it. I.e. still runs from guardians and/or lynels, is trying to get better at combat, but is also interested in the storyline and completing the game.
Def mix of completion-isn't and Roleplayer xD I do use teleportation a lot which is why I do go to every shrine but I love riding around on horseback too and always make sure my horse gremlin has a safe spot to rest XD
Watching this on my phone with a Sheika Slate case Definitely the completionist who gets all the shrines and beats the game but gives up after Korok seed 357
I’m definitely a mix of role-player and old-schooler. On my last playthrough I set a bunch of rules for myself that made it feel like I was playing classic Zelda (max 20 hearts, clothing must all be from same set, etc.). It was actually really fun! Also, I lol’d at the “I think I found a new glitch!” part. Sounds like something 12-year-old me would’ve said.
I guess my newish playthrough is a roleplay one, I'm limiting teleporting to everything but the standard shrines (so towers, shrine of resurrection, and labs, essentially) Seeing more of the world, that'd for sure. Keep ending up back on Tabantha bridge though, because that's the closest area to a great fairy
I'd argue the glitchers would less say about Nintendo adding durability transfer and more that they would reassure people that the game hasn't been patched and that they can still do their glitches.
I'm a mix between completionist, glitcher, combat wizard, and role-player! Because Why where an armor set if it doesn't look good and match the theme I'm going for? So I usually end up wearing a Dyed Hylian set for My whole playthrough.
150+ hours of playing, and at least I can finally say I'm not in the noob category. I've got all the main quests, memories and shrines. I'm going to get all the side quests, and then I'm done. Getting all of the korok seeds requires a level of skill and patience I simply don't have!
Speedrunner: I mean can you possibly talk. ANY SLOWER THAN THIS. Me on Nintendo switch who spams B when I’m talking to an npc: what if I told you, I found a way.
You forgot the: “Just started a new file and forgot they don’t have the paraglider”
lmfaooo that was me earlier today
The most true thing ever said. If I had a dollar for every time I fell of the first in game cliff because I forgot I didn’t have the paraglider, I’d have 10 dollars, which is probably much more than I should have
@@rockythebeabull2907 i did that enough that i eventually learned how to fall damage cancel
Nah, thats just every player ever
Sounds like me
I'm just a casual completeionist I complete all the shrines and quests before beating the game. I don't get all the koroks though because I value my sanity.
Good on you. No one deserves that kind of punishment.
@@TheBreadPirate thanks
Just use the infinite nut glitch
Sanity is overrated
I’m the same as you
You forgot the ‘nervous one’ who is constantly saving the game just in case they die after picking up that one irreplaceable banana (me)
Don’t blame someone for being apart of the yiga clan.
I feel called out...but you're not wrong!
im more of a mix between a nervous one and overly cautious.
That’s me, too!
I’m a combination of the maniac and this
Definitely a role player in any game I try for the first playthrough, after that I try glitches and completionist, I'm not getting 999 of every item, but I've done all shrines, quests, and korok seeds with random skips that I found cool
And I got enough materials to get two pieces of ancient armor
I can’t do glitches for the life of me 😭
I'm a role player in every game I play for every single playthrough
Imo the only Zelda players I don’t like are the ones that only know ab botw, idc if they only play botw because some people can’t afford other Zelda games but when people r like ‘wAiT bOtW iS nOt tHe oNlY zElDa gAmE?!’ That triggers me, because 9/10 people who call themselves Zelda pros are the ones that have only seen botw and speedrun it (i don’t like speedruns, it ruins the game) but listen, idc if your opinion is different to mine
@@Master_of_swords83 I got 999 of each ancient materials besides cores and giant cores, but I have like 200 hundred and 16 giants hahaha
Well, I used a glitch of course, but well 999 ancient arrows buddyyyy
Yo, he missed Number 12…The Overly Cautious Hero. These are people who were naturally pretty good at the game but still REFUSED to fight Ganon until they had defeated all the Divine Beasts, got all their hearts, full stamina wheel, an entire arsenal of Silver Lynel weapons, a horse with great stats, and all their armors were 4 star.
Yep, that's me. I maxed the Champion's tunic+soldier gear to provide max defense(88), almost all my bows are savage lynel, have the master cycle, did all shrines, so yeah, that almost perfectly describes my second playthrough.
@@tycampbell don't forget trial of the sword
@@ibrahimbinimran4320 hehe I didn't . I forgot to mention that one because it doesn't actually affect the calamity fight. I gave up on it for master mode though, that was too hard.
This is me in every game I play. Sitting on all 200 potions because I might need them for a harder fight later.
Is that reference to chinese cartoons?
You can’t forget about the conservative playstyle, where it hurts your soul to use any of your weapons (I don’t wanna damage any flameblade I get)
Then you run out of weapon slots and start burning through weapons
im the opasite i will unleashed the lightning of the blades to get a laugh out of zapping enemys
Omg this is so me. My weapon inventory is always full and almost all of them have that little sparkle at the top right.
bro same
Same and elemental ones are the most pain inflicting to use even though there probably the easiest to replace
The part when the “noob” called Link Zelda was so accurate:)
The details, the details
It made me laugh out loud. So perfectly accurate.
I got the game and talked to my dad about it and called link zelda
I used to believe that Link was called Zelda for fucking YEARS lmao
It was so painfull
Feel like everyone has a little bit of maniac in them, until you find the price of the bomb arrows lol. Good video Pirate
I just save then do the maniac stuff the. Reload.
The price? Oh, you mean free. If you know where to get them. Or I could spend a few of my billions of rupees on em.
Bomb arrows? it's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!
Yep!
thats me
There's a type I like to call the Challengers. They will play the game with self imposed rules and limitations, like use only a certain type of weapon.
so... Croton.
And PointCrow
@@TheBreadPirate And Small Ant
@@TheBreadPirate point crow did durability transfer glitch so he is a glitches and a speed runner and A MANIAC
@@zars9051 he definitely is a maniac which is why he’s awesome. You can tell by just watching his videos on modded botw.
The first thing i did in my first time playing this game after leaving the shrine of resurrection was looking backwards to where i just came out from and walked off a cliff and died
That was the story of the hero that Hyrule awaited for 100 years
Zelda must have been really upset.
😂😂😂
3:32 - I feel like I know this... Can't put my finger on it though 🤔
If you can't remember then it must not have been important. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
YOU'RE HERE?!
...
@@Shadenxox6 This is getting confusing. Now there are 3 of them!
@@Shadenxox6 YOU'RE HERE !?!?
I’m basically a completionist-lite. I like to do everything that the game tells me is needed for 100% except I don’t care about getting more korok seeds once I reach the number to get max item slots
same
1:47 Seriously though, why did they have to make riding horses around Hyrule so fun? I've ridden across hyrule like four times just for the scenery.
I never use the horse since you have to climb a lot.
@@gerudoqueenriju sameeeee, I have an attachment to all my horses. I just wish we could’ve kept more than 5…
@@ra1ndr4gon it’s such a sad moment when you get the royal horse and gotta let go of your bad horse that you had for years
They do act like actual video game horses. Feels like a character instead of an item..... like the bike.
@Blackino Sorpello,
it was absolutely brutal the first and only time my horse was killed, because of the horse’s screaming. I don’t think I have ever felt sad over a video game character, but that was heartbreaking. I also learned a scary lesson- it is VERY difficult to outrun a guardian.
You forgot the easily distracted one. Even if I want to continue with the main quests I end up taking hours to get there because I always get distracted by other stuff that comes across the way 😅
bro same
Same dude
Ooh a shrine
Ooh a monster camp
Ooh sheikah tower
All
The
Freaking
Time
Yeah, me………….wait, what were we talking about? 😂😂😂
“Zelda is inside the wall”
Yep. Sounds like something a noob would say
Yeah lmao 😂
Imagine calling Link Zelda
Welp time to kill the noob
@@satanic_warmaster When I first played Zelda I named Link Zelda :D
dont mind zelda calling you Link ,thats a lie.
"That's right. The Zonai are inside my pumpkins." Too true with all the theories going around.
“I can’t believe people travel without wind bombs” *explodes*
I feel called out by "The Role-player", although I definitely never took the idea too far (I'm sorry for all you had to go through, King Horsey I of the newly formed Animal Kingdom of Hyrule. After being slain in battle, you were brought back from the dead only to find your descendant, King Horsey III, on your throne. And then, after a period of civil war which you nearly won, the last bit of the soul you regained from the horse god faded, turning you into nothing more than a zombie that had to be killed for the good of the kingdom. After that, I swore an oath to never meddle in the affairs of horse kind and to instead rely on the Master Cycle for all my transportation needs)
But seriously, cool video! I love the different costumes and fonts used!
I stayed in the completion-isn’t for half a year. But now I am kinda a mix between giltcher, completionist and role-player. Cuz I have completed all the shrines and now I am collecting all koroks. However, I love to windbomb and I sometimes will just stay in hateno village for a few in game days to role-play. I change when I go to different towns. Like when I am in gerudo town, I will equip a whole set of gerudo weapons.(same when I go to rito and zora village)
I am also a abnormal form of old schooler. I am kinda like old digger. Cuz I actually will watch Zelda walkthroughs (of old Zelda games like OOT and twilight princess) and after that, I will go to places that reference those games (idk why but I just like to go there) I have already go to Lon Lon ranch (on purpose) for twice.
So um I still don’t know what kind of Zelda player I am lol
(I think I type too much)
Edit: just doing some minor changes
Yeah I do that too when I travel to villages
Just to match with the _a e s t h e t i c -_
Same. That completion-isn't bit "oh look a shrine....anyway" is 100% me.
0:57 I AM SO HAPPY YOU USED THIS SHRINE AS AN EXAMPLE BECAUSE I DIDNT USE A WALKTHROUGH FOR IT AND WAS SO PROUD WHEN I DECIPHERED IT.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😁
2:15 - I feel personally attacked 😂
It's okay, I do too. And I'm the one who made it! 🤣
me too
Same lmao
Same
Bring Dungeons Back!
Make Hyrule Great Again.
You forgot the: “I wanna fight everything, I’m strong” meanhvile: to afraid to do everything
im that but i dont have the balls to fight lynals or dont go after skywatcher guardians becuse there dumb an stupid litterly they lose you if you go behind a wall the stalker guardians and the scount guardians are smart enough to check around the wall if it was a ruinded guardian i would understand they cant move if it was a sentry i would still understand sence well not moving but a flying one who gives up wen it cant see you like come one shieka you can make better guardians the that
I was a completionist until I only had koroks left, and then suddenly I was a completionisn't
understandable
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 understandable have a great day
@@TaMarvio2129 thanks man
Nah you're the glitcher
0:22
I'm laughing so hard about how he's using the bow of light, the bow that can shoot from VERY far away to hit dark beast ganon, and he missed the turret's eye. I'm dying.
“Zelda is inside the wall” I can’t I was just sending my friends lots of memes of people calling Link Zelda and one of them actually thinks Link’s name is Zelda 😂😂
I’m a mix between the glitcher and maniac
“THE ZONAI ARE IN MY PUMPKINS” that was incredibly accurate
Sounds accurate lol
THE NOOB CALLED LINK ZELDA HE IS NOT A NOOB BUT A PROFESSIONAL HE KNOWS EVERYTHING
The "ZELDA is in the wall" had me 😂
I'm an intellectual here to tell you, there's actually a 12th hidden player type.
THE BREAD PIRATE.
"Yeah, Zelda is inside the wall."
This broke me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:28 this one is exactly me, why are people complaining about durability ? you can make weapons almost unbreakabale at this point. Also how can you play this game without windbombs in 2021 ?!
Bc I never learned ):
@@rebeccaboyer9924 same :(
Same.
I like to play the game without glitches. It feels more natural.
@@rebeccaboyer9924 same
I tried once and fell to my death
1:05 literally watched one for THIS SHRINE ONLY, so confusing yet easy to understand after u do
@@chrisrey0018 literally finished this shrine 10 minutes ago! Felt like a dummy after I realized the solution( I mean,for having taken so long)
2:00 Everyone's reaction when they discover bomb arrows and 5-shot bows.
Once I tried to 'blow up' Gerudo town and Rito village with bomb arrows and savage lynel bows, it was fun. I also like using campfires in homes, like, ALOT of campfires, to make it look like the house is on fire. I'm so chaotic when i'm not in 'roleplayer' mode.
2:00 also when something hurts my horse. I use my 103 damage savage lynel crusher and urbosa fury.
@@quintinwocker2745 *"PRAISE THE PONY. GET THE PRIZE."*
fun fact: with multi shot bows and bomb arrows, only 2 of the arrows actually do any damage. if you want to make sure all 5 bomb arrows do damage, shoot them right at your enemy's feet, they will take shockwave damage from all the arrows.
0:54 .... excuse me...
hello!
Can we admire the fact that for "The Glitcher" he used RinHara5aki's outfit?
I love that "have fun storming the castle"
I am a mix of the completionist, the Role-Player an Maniac xD
I love the weapon durability mechanic. *Love* it. Especially in TotK where you can fuse weapons.
I’m the semi-completionist. I completed all the side quests except Trial of the Sword ):
I also completed all the shrines but only got 150~ Korok seeds.
If your so far to completion you gotta be good enough for trail of the swords! And if you still struggle with it then look for a guide
@@LuckyBenjamin_ what if you don't have DLC
@@LuckyBenjamin_ Thanks for the encouragement.
Loved this whole video, but you earned the sub when you accused the Zonai for being inside your pumpkin patch 😂
🎃
I love the amalgam of Zeldatuber intros and outros!
Thanks! I made sure to include as many Zelda TH-cam catchphrases as possible. 😁 (Although I'm sure I missed a few.)
3:03 best part of the video I dropped my phone because I was laughing so hard 😂
0:09 Combat wizard: This is easy.
Me: Then why are you flashing?
OMG, I've only been playing 3 months and the only 'Glitch' I've done is to get the guardian's to spit out tons of cores lol, but the noob stuff ....very accurate.....I completed botw and I'm now playing on master mode, and I totally made the noob mistake of forgetting you don't start the game with the glider, and fell to my death from the first tower LMAO, and you'd think I'd learned form that mistake......nope litterally 10 mins later I jumped off a cliff ...and oooops no paraglider....love your videos, they always cheer me up xx
You are fun!!! I like your vids. Best BOTW content, love your pirate outfit too haha
I’m definitely the old schooler, I remember when the first Zelda was the newest one. That gold cartridge was sick.
"The combat wizard": has only 1 heart left when fighting a lynel
As a Witcher and Elder scrolls fan, I always choose Role player style. I hope they add real dialog choices in the sequel.
I'm just the one who's here to chill. With a little bit of the destruction one. Y'know, general exploring the world, going to the hebra mountains just for the shield surfing. Doing other stuff. Collecting shields in order to do shield surfing. And then going back to the mountains to do more shield surfing
0:57 bro... first time i played botw i challenged myself to complete this game without using a walkthrough or looking anything up and finding every shrine on my own. this shrine is what broke me. but honestly its my fault i couldnt figure it out. i never looked what was against the walls. i probably would've figured it out if i saw those torch thingies.
The Roleplayer is basically a Completionist when they've completed basically everything and they dont have anything to do anymore
This was so hilariously accurate and only suggested to me because I watch the ZeldaTubers, that whole section was spot-on and hilarious
the Over-Preparer
Spends hours grinding until they have all of their armor maxed out, a food inventory full of hearty simmered fruit, a bow inventory full of Five-Shot Lynel bows, and a weapon inventory full of savage lynel weapons with bonuses.
“Wow calamity ganon was so easy, when will Nintendo make Zelda games that aren’t for babies lol”
This was me on my first playthrough
0:40 *ZeLDa iS iNSiDE thE waLL* not link, Zelda.
The maniac section is me half the time Once I get a single Bomb Arrow. the Majora's Mask floating around and crap as well through my head as you discover why pyrotechnics are a crime.
It’s funny because I know at least 1 person for each of these. And if there was a Venn diagram of these, I would be somewhere between a Roleplayer, the Completion-isnt and the Combat Wizard!
Love how that one scene on the beginner " Look, Zelda found a glitch!"....😒🤣
0:22 "im the professional"
Ha ha, I gotta thank you for inspiring that one. 😂
@@TheBreadPirate thanks! I'm flattered
You forgot about the photographer, the one who hates Symin with his soul and wanders through the whole region searching for the perfect shots for every single thing
When there is a blood moon I don't say "MORE MONSTERS TO MURDER!" I say "Lynels and Moldugas= Money and glitches.
i love that the trickshot with standards is using the bow that shoots as straight as possible to shoot a mildly far away enemy
Walkthrough completionist is so relatabel XD
I know right!?
Nice detail at 0:40 when the moon calls link Zelda
Your description of "the noob" perfectly describes my 5 year old son when he plays BOTW...except he's like 25 hours in lol. When you are 4 or 5 you are like a perma-noob. I think I need to re-examine his free time! If he worked as hard on literacy as he does shield-surfing, he would be reading at a middle school level at this point.
Make him play Civilization IV. 😂
I played that a ton growing up and it made me love history. Part of the reason I'm a history major!
@@TheBreadPirate you know what, playing Age of Empires got me into enjoying history. That's an excellent idea! Civilization it is! This is why you are awesome!
Yes because teddy Roosevelt going to war with gandi and ancient Egyptians and gandi nuking everyone is definitely historical 😂😂
Or is that a different one I'm thinking of
I’m definitely a mix between just running around and the maniac
Zelda is inside the wall. Had me dying 😂
I am the completionist at heart, a maniac by trade, and a combat wizard on accident.
I love how he called link zelda at the noob part XD
I hate how well the completionist bit fits me. Down to the 999x of every item thing. cries
Great vid as always!
By the way did you know there are two arrows on this uh.. gate things? right before you reach Kakariko? Two, like they're from a Yiga bow, also they don't respawn. It's nothing important but a nice detail!
The Zonai pumpkins! I laughed so hard. Thank you for this awesome video!
... I can't say I fit into any of these groups. I guess there's another one called the basic: knows how to play but isn't the absolute greatest at it. I.e. still runs from guardians and/or lynels, is trying to get better at combat, but is also interested in the storyline and completing the game.
Def mix of completion-isn't and Roleplayer xD I do use teleportation a lot which is why I do go to every shrine but I love riding around on horseback too and always make sure my horse gremlin has a safe spot to rest XD
0:25 is me when I start a new playthrough and forget I don’t have the paraglider. 0:33 is my mom.
i'm the maniac, felt that on a spiritual level
i guess i' a mix of pro, noob, maniac, and completionist. im not collecting the koroks because i have a life
I freakin love the Twilight Zone reference!! Fantastic!!
2:08 Is completely me 😂😂
Ha ha, I fall into that category too.
@@TheBreadPirate lol so we're alike then 😂
the completionist one is literally me, everytime i get to that dumb shrine i do every possible combo until its the right one
I'm The Completionist, Role-player and Old Schooler. I like adventuring.
Watching this on my phone with a Sheika Slate case
Definitely the completionist who gets all the shrines and beats the game but gives up after Korok seed 357
2:34 piontcrow?
I’m definitely a mix of role-player and old-schooler. On my last playthrough I set a bunch of rules for myself that made it feel like I was playing classic Zelda (max 20 hearts, clothing must all be from same set, etc.). It was actually really fun!
Also, I lol’d at the “I think I found a new glitch!” part. Sounds like something 12-year-old me would’ve said.
0:12 I am not the only one that says those exact words, right?
Also when something kills my horse I am the maniac 100%
@@quintinwocker2745 Same 😂
Thanks Bread Pirate This made my day!
2:39 why aint it in french u got some explaining to do?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@TheBreadPirate ?🤨🤨🤨
@@Rizal_R_ It's a shruggie. He is shrugging because he doesn't know why the game is in english.
@@TheBreadPirate ik im just saying u aint a pro unless its in french
Oh.. Um, okay?
It's meant to be a parody so it's not completely accurate you know.
Wow this had me rolling the whole time man. I'm dying over here lol. Great as always.
Thanks Z! I'm glad you liked it.
When you put the role player and the old school player together you have my entire personality in front of you
Being a fellow combat wizard those lines are so true
I guess my newish playthrough is a roleplay one, I'm limiting teleporting to everything but the standard shrines (so towers, shrine of resurrection, and labs, essentially)
Seeing more of the world, that'd for sure. Keep ending up back on Tabantha bridge though, because that's the closest area to a great fairy
This video deserves more views!! Definitely made me laugh
Ayy, thanks Luis!
I'd argue the glitchers would less say about Nintendo adding durability transfer and more that they would reassure people that the game hasn't been patched and that they can still do their glitches.
My favourite one is the maniac because he’s shooting everything in hyrule castle
I'm a mix between completionist, glitcher, combat wizard, and role-player!
Because Why where an armor set if it doesn't look good and match the theme I'm going for?
So I usually end up wearing a Dyed Hylian set for My whole playthrough.
“Yeah you see that? ‘Zelda’ is inside the wall!”
Noon can’t even get Zelda and Link the right way round!
That glitcher is perfect. Outfit + weapons is literally the set i have used for long while. And i also like doing all kinds of glitches
0:42 I love that you called him Zelda cus thats such a common newcomer belief.
To be fair who can’t resist shooting 100 bomb arrows at a red bokoblin? 😂
150+ hours of playing, and at least I can finally say I'm not in the noob category.
I've got all the main quests, memories and shrines. I'm going to get all the side quests, and then I'm done. Getting all of the korok seeds requires a level of skill and patience I simply don't have!
Hey I am in the same boat! I don't got time for 900 stinkin' poop nuggets.
Speedrunner: I mean can you possibly talk. ANY SLOWER THAN THIS. Me on Nintendo switch who spams B when I’m talking to an npc: what if I told you, I found a way.