Gran Turismo 7: The Real Pain Simulator
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- Kaz has created the perfect simulator, for the 9th gen console, in pursuit for realism in this day and age of graphics and gaming physics.
BUT IT HAS WAIFUS SO YEEEHAW BROTHER WE GOING TO ANIME LAND
Coming in with the lucky number 7 for the PS5, it is truly the real racing simulator.
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racing is my city
plz update song list
youre a racist
*wait no*
Where dreams are driven
Speed and Power is the key to the city
Time Accelerates* I AM SPEED!!!
5:03 every GT player's pain turned into a melody
still haven’t passed that piece of shit test
Am I the only one that golded A-9 easily? Like, I keep seeing people saying it was difficult but I was able to do it without major problems.
@@theitalianjojo3440 i haven't played gt7 yet (no ps5) but is it difficult like the first two games? Personally from GT 4 onwards everything turned into a joke with how easy it is.
@@theitalianjojo3440 I agree, I did it gold in what? 3 attempts? maybe even 2...
it was very easy and people say it's hard
@@theitalianjojo3440 If you did it now, it is a lot less worse than it used to be.
Worth to mention that the RWD car physics got updated some time ago, and a *lot* of people, myself included, tried to gold this test before that when RWD cars were a much bigger handful to drive.
the editing is smoother than my life
but to be completely fair anything is smoother than my life
that is dark like my carbon fiber hood
You good bro?
@@noir.9354 no.
even the Swiss Alps?
@@yuyake7576 yes, and even smoother than the way i slid into your dms
“If you no longer go for a gap that exist, you no longer a racing driver” -Al Pacino, taxi driver
Poethic
@@AvisoLegal0ficiaI indeed
He finally inserted the CD
Now downloading resources...
Would you like to retry download
*Update Later*
Uploading Recources
Would you like to Restart
“Your PS5 has made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko bingo!” I was sent to the moon after that 🤣 awesome editing
Where.
To the moon
Finally he's back, i can't take losing Deoxide on top of Shinyodd
what happened to shinyodd?
On occasion he does streams on twitch, did one a week ago for example. But they don't happen a bunch, he is still around, but not on youtube in a while.
i still miss him, kind of sad he died young
the ADHD car game youtube duo
Fax i really miss shinyodd
2:07 yes that is gran turismo
Forza Turismo 7: Horizon
That his why he clicked no...
The starter cars with the pokemon professor music had me dying, it really do be like that. definitely a shame theres no freedom of choice like the older games.
IIRC some players joked about that too when the game came out. Some people even made designs for each that referenced the different Gen 1 starter Pokémon!
The game told me I had to buy one of those... I bought a 22B instead.
@@cwhitley.sawlabs me too i bought an integra
Bruh can you not just hop into the used car dealership with 10K anymore? God damn. Remember when you could have a Camaro or an Integra or whatever as a starter car as long as you could afford it?
@@wieldylattice3015 actually my comment is a little misleading, you can buy and use whatever you want, but you are still forced to buy one of the starter cars. And if you dont use them your car will absolutely destroy the competition in the first few races since the Sunday cup is the only option. Gt7 is way too linear for me, not enough choice like what gt4 had.
People always be like: Oh man the legend finally returned! On literally every Video
Like do you guys know how long it takes to edit a masterpiece like this? Give this man the free room he deserves
You have a point there.
I agree
As an editor, i agree with this comment
As a Gran Turismo 7 player I am in pain
Wow 1k likes thank you
The pain never ends :(
@@LongLiveHelghast Its so painfull just watching him just slide of the track
@@speedman69420 the TC being turned on bothers me massively
A-9 license brought great pain.
On Special stage route x
4:30 this move is called “fuck corners imma cut through this bish” I’ve been doing it since Gran Turismo 4 and it never failed me to this day
That chicane drop in Laguna Seca have never looked the same since GT2.
@@thatbloomer5642 bro what u on about? I’m talking about cutting corners in general,not that specific one
@@bigschnozer576 i get that. I'm just saying, for me, it was that corner in Laguna Seca that I more often than not, cut through.
@@thatbloomer5642 cool, I don’t even know the name of the roads anymore, haven’t played GT in a long time
Well when the AI starts to rubberband ridiculously then that is the only option left 😂😂
I bursted out laughing at the nostalgia cut to Forza! Great work as always Deo :)
The funniest part is it is using gt's theme song "moon over the castle."
@@zomgz932 GT4's Moon Over The Castle is the best.
2:52 this is funny because in some region Honda Fit is named Honda Jazz
The amount of effort and editing put into each video is phenomenal. Deoxide is the kind of creator we could watch for hours and never grow bored. Very well done I say.
you say that as if there's hours of content /j
@@yeetusdelete0 Not even that it's just this style of editing. Spontaneous and random meme spamming mixed with zoomer humor and weeb shit every so often. Kinda just one big shitpost.
You can see that there's Forza player, if he overtakes you with bumping into you and cutting corners as hell. Nice job, Deodorant, with one video, you made simracers cry 😃👍
GT was never a full sim
@@nairdas_hobbies and i never said that GT was a full sim. For me, it's like SimCade, but "Simulator" half is bigger.
@@nairdas_hobbies eh, just barely between the lines of simcadr and sim
As a Gran Turismo player, I must say gt players aren't the cleanest neither
“Ya like jazz” got me howling 😂
@@muhunun … That was the joke.
@@HaggisNHorsepower k
Actually didn't the Honda Fit was called the "Jazz" outside of the US?
@@timmyhers9253 Yeah… that was the joke.
Yeah that part had me grin a lot, since jazz is the other name for the fit.
1:32 actually scared the shit out of me
OMG, i bought gran turismo 7 days ago and this exactly represent my experience, especially for the Retry part 😂.
Of course congratulations for your edits, they are always amazing!
S-10 be like
Skill issue
6:45
Fun fact: in 2024, the AMG GT3 will be using the TT V8 from their current Production car
So if GSR Miku wanted to take one last GT300 title for N/A-era Mercedes, *next year is their last chance*
....also, no, its hard for a GT3 to reach 300 kph realistcally, because BoP and Aero-wise
Will Deoxide upload a masterpiece, or it will be a shitpost?
Why not both.
Yes
Both is good. So called mastershit
As a long time Gran Turismo player and a weeb, this both hurts my soul and is deeply satisfying to watch. Thank you kind sir
久しぶりに投稿してくれて非常に嬉しい(´ω`)
Sometimes I am impressed with Deo's editing.
At one point, I thought that he was a video editing AI.
the king has returned saludos desde México hermano
3:26 I experienced a sheer heart attack from that holy balls man. I'm pretty sure I'm dead now.
Is that a JoJo reference?
@@mikblues_146 i think it is...
The supra downsized to fight against swift class cars moment lmao
GT4's Carbon R spiritual successor
Which owns the Carbon R? Been playing with Nissans lately so I forgot about the Toyotas XD
*ones
@@wieldylattice3015 it is a RWD R34 GT-R, Amuse's Carbon R, it costs 250k in Tuner Village so you can get it with the first Capri Rally run and carries you all the way in Beginner's and some Professional races without big upgrades
@@amnottabs I'm actually pretty far in the game and used the Toyota RSC and a Nissan GT to cary me. been buying Nissans lately and gotta say the Carbon R feels awful to drive compared to other tuners. Still, no such thing as worse than a Mine's tune. god they are sluggish
The amount of times this guy crashed is comical
Another beautiful Deoxide production. Can't wait for the Gran Turismo 8 video in 2035!
Yeah, roughly 2 years after the game will have come out.
7:29 how much u want for ur banapassport?
Your editing always blows my mind, keep it going.
how many sugar did u inhale when makin this video man
The thing that made me laugh so hard at your off road corner cutting in the Stingray was because I made an off road Stingray too, just frickin flying through the air at odd angles, wheels dangling limply in the air, I love it XD
3:33 Egg Reverie (Egg Reverie Zone) - Sonic Mania [OST]
5:31 DELTARUNE ▸ Checker Dance ▸ Dj CUTMAN Drum and Bass Remix
I only know that, Deoxide is already updating the song list xd.
0:29 'Jet Set Sonic - Running the Bassline (Tomoya Ohtani vs Hideki Naganuma)' by BotanicSage th-cam.com/video/L-2ufHb06Mc/w-d-xo.html
7:23 Nice WMMT edit XD
5:02
I can feel the stress and rage coming off of this part!
5:04 now that's satisfying
3:08 **Insert Saxologic here**
Mario kart lick
Having grown up with Gran Turismo since Gran Turismo 3, getting 7 for the first time felt like coming home after a long time away
The last GT I played was 3. And my love for this game is great! Can’t be more happy to play everyday. Feels so similar to what I remember but even more fun and engaging. The little historical facts about the cars after finishing a cafe mission has me thinking about cars I would have never looked at before.
I play from the 1st. Was looking forward for 7, but what the...? Always online again? "Cafe"?? No, thanks. Other racing games will do.
@@hitpeppens2932 I agree the always needing to be online sucks. But the Cafe is great! Sure the races are super easy but you get to learn a lot about car brands and even about the designers behind the cars. I’m a nerd when it comes to historical facts so I guess that is why I like it so much. 🤓
@@fastmadcow Yes. Ok. But - does it need to be in the Cafe? Why not normal menus or garage or, I don´t know, something car related. Why the hell cafe. When I´m thinking about cars and racing, I really don´t picture a Cafe. And those "people", those pictures of heads talking to you...I find it pretty stupid, it is not the Gran Turismo atmosphere I was looking for, the atmosphere I expected.
@@hitpeppens2932 you would be surprised. Car culture and food go hand in hand. Every great racing track or togue has a good food joint to go with it. Everyone always recommends the local hot spot for grub.
And then to the figure heads argument. There will always be those interested in cars but don’t race. This game is about car culture in general not just racing. So this is the car culture side of the game. Most car heads I know don’t even race they just enjoy cars for driving. Understandable that you don’t like it. You enjoy the multiplayer a lot more than? Or the challenges maybe?
I can’t change your mind but at least accept the fact there is a lot of people like me out there that really enjoy this feature. Maybe not for you, but it is for me so saying that it shouldn’t exists really sucks cause I really enjoy it.
"Where are your brakes?"
6:18 "They are my brakes."
As a fan of them, I would say the Miku AMG 2022 is the perfect car for the Real Pain Simulator. They deserved that win last race…
2:22 = I literally died with that reference! LMAO
Lmao, this is exactly how i used to play Gran turismo as a kid.
Good times when i was playing Gran Turismo 4, 5 and 6
0:01 I’m not sure if anyone noticed but that’s the logo and sign from “Summit”, the supermarket in the same building (East 21 in Koto Ward, Tokyo) as Polyphony Digital HQ.
Man, the attention to detail of this video is amazing…
I'm glad Polyphony got their head out of their ass and upped the race rewards, but I feel like it's gonna be a stain in the name of GT forever at this point, sadly.
This is 100% accurate to the GT7 experience. My run was very similar to this.
This sudden dive into that intro after not seeing you around for a while? absolutely amazing way to come back with a bang lmao
How many memes per minute you want on your video sir?
-Yes!
0:47 can anyone name this song? Been tryna find this for a minute. Many thanks in advance
Pretty sure it's a sample from a Jet Set Radio mashup - th-cam.com/video/L-2ufHb06Mc/w-d-xo.html
Yh what is the music
Idk
th-cam.com/video/L-2ufHb06Mc/w-d-xo.html
Here's the song guys
its been a year daddy
Didn’t think I needed hummin the baseline at like 3x speed as much as I do now.
Just realized it was like a full jet set radio mix I love it.
Hey everyone just wanna say to believe in Jesus for he loves u so much that he died and was raised from the dead so that u can have a relationship with him. Believe in him and ask GOD for forgiveness of your sins :) and turn away from them as well (repent)...🥰❤️
カナダにこんなにGSRのAMGを好きになってくれてる人がいて嬉しい！
As someone who is dogshit at gran turismo I somehow manage to get in 3rd place by using other people as brakes
This is the best Gran Turismo content on YT by a huge amount. This truly made me happy thanks for the video.
Play GT because racing ❌
Play because Miku ✅
Every video the amount of car culture memes and racing memes increases. I love it. Thank you.
lmao that wangan edit took me out
6:18 bmw drivers be like:
5:27
What the f-
Sonic.Exe: Gay
He’s returned! With an 8 minute masterpiece!
0:59 Certified Nomuken moment.
2:01 My entire childhood.
what that name of song ?
@@laplandgreywolf9156th-cam.com/video/_BDasfJ9dk8/w-d-xo.html&si=Wl4Z9UZ5T_NH8U_X
@@laplandgreywolf9156was wondering the same thing
@laplandgreywolf9156 Moon over the castle gt4
Do flint lockwood (from the movie cloudy with a chance of meatballs) car: 2009 corvette
Color:white and orange (similar to this FLDSMDFR)
Motor:dodge demon engine (but its w20)
type: flint lockwood super dynamic ultimate car (its FLSDUC)
Any racing game: _just existing, casually_
Deoxide: *any% shitposting noises*
Then you play the multiplayer and get smacked by the penalty system
1:16 INININININ WAIT NO STAY OUT STAY OUT
*EY ITS TOO FUCKING LATE NOW FUCK SAKE!!*
"Your PS5 made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko bingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this" lmao
1:02 D O R I Y A A
GTR DA! 1:02
kyoichi sudou
Initial d?????
Should have put "WRYYYYY"....
Are you familiar with the world of gran turismo? :Proceeds to show clips of fh5
The intensity of this video has singlehandedly risen my blood sugar, my adrenaline level and stimulated my blood circulation in general. So many little funny things and very well chosen comedic moments like the idea with Prof. Oak or absolutely hilarious things like the scene where it's basically "have you been to GT before?" and him reminiscing his past with Forza games. Now this video was an absolute adventurous trip for my brain.
My dream is to see a Deoxide and AlphamaxNova1 collab someday... (Light lune can join as well)
👌Nice ¡Mira esa calidad de edición papu!, grande Deoxide siempre haciéndonos reir con sus entretenidos videos.
👍🇵🇦
Deoxide, you never fail to impress me with your editing quality
"Honey, he uploading New video"
0:30 I am not joking when I say that when the game released I literally RAN to the store to get it
Video has been approved by the funny initial d Meme Man aka me. Also…
*S H I N G O P O I N T S*
5:24 oh I know this video..
The Greatest GT video I have seen so far😁🤙
the perfect montage for a gran turismo player
So nobody gonna talk about how God Foot's scream can even be heard from outside lmao? 1:02
I am a Japanese viewer. As a very incomprehensible point 8:02 From here, the translation has completely failed.
い、このシーケンス全😂😂😂
Out of all these games gt7 is perhaps the better option to play a long time
誰もが最初は発酵大豆ってことか....
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If you love carnage, dont we all, go to online racing and try punting people off! They wont expect it! (side note: if you attempt even a smidge of tomfoolery in the track of gt7 the penalty is death :) )
7:35 Omedetō Shinji
2:00
Forza doesn't count silly, it's a different experience.
Each of your new videos is like a holiday for me. Thanks, man, be blessed
Anyone else remember the project Gotham racing games, they where all so good
the gorgous smooth editing . and a racing game ??? xDDD video like this are so rare to find on the internet . good job man , youve earned my sub
Ah after a long time, where have you been? I miss you uwu
Glad to know I wasnt the only that struggled at that Suzuka Hairpin challenge 💀
This is a traumatising vid to watch while drunk, good vid tho
3:41からの流れ好き
How ore you obsessed with anime girls
Awesome editing, had a really good laugh, even fits for many racing sims or semi sims.
I made the mistake of watching this video directly when I woke up, I understood nothing
It’s SAMMIT 😯 5:48
Brb- buying a surplus of that sticker
Itll look amazing on my beat up Accord!
And other project car ofc~
4:46 That camry is so true