Using real military tactics in Star Wars Battlefront 2
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►Outro music: Holding on to You by Max Brodie • Video - เกม
*Using real military tactics in Star Wars Battlefront 2*
"You're stuck in me Skyguy"
*_sure_*
wait did anakin get nerfed?
Time stamp?
Yup those are real military tactics
@@rugbydudedc4216 8:11
Never heard of the Plow In Tactic? It’s where the attacker goes straight into the enemy’s defenses and becomes stuck until the attacker takes out the target. The attacker is often called Skyguy because the attacker tends to wear a jet pack for better mobility. In the past this tactic was used by launching people with catapults.
3 things i remember in this video :
1. you stuck in me sky guy
2. elevator
3. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
Kylo Ren powwwer
Way to go Sean
POWWWER
POWWWER
What about power
“Master, I don’t think this is how you donate midichlorians”
Bleep Bloop midichlorians are stored in the balls
Skycastle Style 🤣
Bleep Bloop that’s actually smart
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ahsoka: "You're stuck in me Skyguy"
Anakin: "A wise Jedi once said, nothing happens by accident"
I-
Raid this house bois
Anakin: "Obi-wan's gonna kill me"
@@Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE WAIT
Master, go away or else
There are no accidents
"Maul is near..."
"Do you sense it in the force?"
"No... I hear his theme music"
"Why do I hear Boss music?"
Bossk theme, no you just know if he is here, because you smell him
I saw a meme that was like : Luke - "Vader's on that ship." Han - " How do you know? " Luke - "I can hear his theme music..."
@@summonedskull7619
Obi-Wan: It's Grievous...
Anakin: How do you know master?
Obi-Wan: I can hear his theme music...
So many possibilities
Time stamp?
"Your're stuck in me Skyguy"
Anakin:This is where the fun begins
lol
Anakin: who said i ever wanted to come out
T Roper “Why does it taste sandy?”
Robert E.O Speedwagon I don’t like sand
Sounds like the fun already started
8:11 I'm calling Couruscant guard
Please do
We know what's going on, dont worry, he will be arrested
@REEE EEEK I know, we are sending the FBI SWAT to get him
In to the depths!!
wait,wrong franchise.
@@kalwidorntheimmortalcaptai2435 ayyyy Tabs guy
2019's best quote goes to
"You're stuck in me Skyguy"
@Lucas Choi pls no
@Lucas Choi Jesus fuckin Christ
When I first watched this vid when he posted 2yrs ago I didn’t look at the comments I was glad I didn’t look at them back then what im saying is WHAT ARE THIS COMMENTS???!!!
“It’s in my eye, master”
Zanny: *sO yOurE sAyInG tHaT lOve HaS bLinDeD yOu*
Ian West *nOt AgAiN*
no, when she was sucking that big thing, his piss got in her eye
Literally
@@arielraga656 bro wtf?
They were laughing like f*cking hyenas
"You'er stuck in me skyguy."
i heard everything in this world and i can now rest easy.
Kill meh
I swear that was the funniest part.
@@wesleyprice2523 I was laughing for 10 minutes straight no joke had to pause the video cause I wouldn't stop
@@troper3604 yes i know i legit fell because i was playing battlefront right before i watched this vid and i swear i died i couldnt stop wheezing.
LMFAO I’m done
"I think I downloaded the wrong Clone Wars"
"I hear a theme music. A theme music I haven't heard since... Master!"
Duel of the fates: you have become a RIVAL *force chokes*
*slow clap*
Duel of the fates will always win the theme song of star wars
I come back to this video daily simply for “You’re stuck in me Skyguy.”
Same, the entire Ahsoka bit kills me 😂
Absolute gold.
Watching this after the release of "simp" and thought you meant that and realised there's a thing called english
Time?
Awsome1053 memes 8:12
EA : "You want him nerfed? Ok."
*Makes Anakin weak in sand maps/areas.*
Only plays Anakin on Tatooine
Ironic
He does zero damage and 1 hp
@@dailydosage2274 But Vader gets buffed because hatred of sand
Aidan yes
" 4 black guys are ganging up on me. Someone call Fox news." Priceless
That was funny
Indeed
900th like ur welcome
that was fucking hilarious, almost spit out my drink.
that joke sucked poo
“Master, why does it taste like sand?”
This is outrageous it’s unfair
Because it's coarse and it gets everywhere
@@el_payaso7028 Is it bad I know the voice actor and video that pfp is from.
@@mr.randomperson9900 who pfp
@@el_payaso7028 yours lmao
1 year ago
“It’s in my eye, master”
Zanny: sO yOurE sAyInG tHaT lOve HaS bLinDeD yOu
"stop watching Ahsoka p**n and focus on the game."
Bricks of Fury did you know that Dwayne Johnson porn is a thing
Theniceguy there’s porn for everything my friend
Did this guy really just censor the word porn?
Jamarius Mullen yes he did censor the word p*rn. What a loser.
Fat Man UUUUUUH YoU cEnSorEd PoRn
“Who needs tactics when you have an Anakin?”
- Sun Zoo
"Sun Tzu said that!"
"Just fucking run" Sun Tzu
how do you call an animal park for stars?
@@CamC159 "i think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, because he invented, and then he perfected it so no living man could best him in the ring of honor"
SuperTrooper Except for sand
"This silly padawan will believe anything i tell her" raise your hand if you saw that *_ONE_* pic
✋
Ffs what is the pic
Need to make sure we're thinking of the same pic...
For research
Master what is ahsokansfw
@@ashokatano4366 You don’t want to know ,snips, you just don’t want to know
Sean: *says literally anything*
Zanny: WAY TO GO SEAN
Does
The "limited" Power bit had me crying on the floor xD
my favorite was the "Elevator Inquisition" part 11:25 XD
*Laugh on the high ground*
Fox Blue NOBODY EXPECTS THE ELEVATOR INQUISITION
Gunanter yes laugh on the high ground
same
Ahsoka, a female secondary protagonist: “Ooh, it’s so sticky, Master.”
Cortana, a female secondary protagonist: “Bet you can’t stick it, Master Chief.”
(The voice actor actually said that once)
No.
*B E G O N E T H O T*
@@jaiden.h1 (Angry Incel noises)
@@hammskie05 s i m p
@@advictoriamsshitposts8689 *OH NO*
a timestamped compilation of all the Good Bits
0:34: The Audition
1:15: Miscellaneous HvV Shenanigans
2:20: "Way to go Sean" and Turn Down Your Fucking Theme Music
4:18: pOoOoOoOoOoOower
5:14: The Daily Crate
5:27: The Win Button
5:32: The Container Strat
7:07: pOoOoOoOoOoOolish
8:11: "You're stuck in me, Skyguy"
9:33: Anakin Skywalker, the Broken One
11:18: The Elevator Inquisition
This comment is underrated
Ahhh, Zanny has a girlfriend right? Well this video couldn’t get any weirder.
how do you know that he has
@@mygeeto
It’s Zanny he has pussy for days.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Sees anakin
Oh yes, the age old tactic of using the only thing your enemy can’t defeat.
Spinning, spinning is always a good trick.
Pretend to be Padme
Sand
@@velnoa Gaara
The high ground
Top 10 Obi-Wan *Battle Tactics:*
1.High Ground
2.High Ground
3.High Ground
4.High Ground
5:High Ground
6.High Ground
7.High Ground
8.High Ground
9.High Ground
And finally
10.High Ground
*I have the high ground, Anakin!*
Sancho as a master of the high ground I completely agree
Where's the smolder move
You forgot elevator 😜
I think you forgot about the High Ground
Someone: *Plays Anikan*
Me: "Why do I hear Boss Music?"
Anikan Skawylker
Aunkan skualkar
Alika skinaker
*A N I K A N*
8:15
This is the hardest I have ever heard zanny laugh
Watch one of his Star Wars Battlefront II (2005) where he plays with a sequel mod. The start of the vid is amazing
Anakin:
Ashoka: I'm gonna ride you like a Tauntaun.
Nyet
2 weeks ago little did I know I would regret this.
@@BonnerDoesTH-cam good for you
I got a boner by reading this
@@TylerBluTheConqueror777 We all did
Lmao I lost it at “your stuck in me sky guy”😂
I died a bit inside
I got erect
Yeah i am leaving after that
Unstable Gamer Yee
I'm so glad i'm not the only one who remembers acceleracers lol
9:58 lol I was actually grievous in that match
Sweet
8:13 lmao .... the first thing that crack me this decade
Considering 2020 was the first year of a new decade nonsense comment
@@vegetalover9297 they might have not laughed since 2010 and only laughed in 2019 you never know
Every kill as Emperor: "POWER!!!"
(It was funny and anyoing at the same time to me)
Miku05 mobile power limited power
Funny the first time but it was really annoying the 500th time
It's more like pppooooowwaaaaaa
It was funny at first.
Then it got annoying.
Then it got funny again.
Ah, another Maeve player huh?
zanny: *See's General Grievous*
also zanny: "oH nO tHaT's A VeRy BiG bIoNiClE!"
My favorite part. I miss bionicle
@@loganmiles7836 we can only hope that it comes back some day.
*sniff*
8:10 "This is where the fun begins."
4 years later and "You're stuck in me Skyguy" is still probably the best shit i heard on the internet
Ashoka: "Master, outrank me like a true General"
Sun Tzu once said:
"If one possesses the High ground, he will be victorious. If one does not possess the High ground, he will always face defeat."
*laughs in obi wan vs maul*
The Art of War is a Good book
@@maxarredond81 It is, but for those who didn't read it I actually have to make clear that this is not an actual quote from the book
@Isaac Billeter I know man, but trust me, people have the ability to not understand the most obvious joke
@Dominus Ducky no he's not
Just remember: ashoka was 17 when order 66 happened
Legend has it, that Sean still hasn’t found that picture.
"Master what are you doing?"
Anakin:
This is where the fun begins!
:-)
Anakin:Obi Wan’s gonna kill me.
Why military strategies if you can just be above your enemy
But that is a military strategy...
Cpt. MacMellon r/whoooosh
@@thelambsauce7307 I'm pretty sure there's only supposed to be three o's, but he got the joke so it's not a woosh. Just because somebody mildly retorts a comment doesn't make it a woosh. When you make a joke and somebody responds seriously, there's more of a chance that the person didn't get the joke.
Another internet user It’s actually four O’s (three O’s would be better), but I agree with you, this is not even an r/woooosh
@@thelambsauce7307 Nah I was making a joke on the joke my dude so UNO reverse card ! I was basically saying the high ground is a legitimate strategy
"Ah yes, fill me up with your midichlorians Master..."
I think this is the wrong clone wars
oh no
@@tombstonesoda9122 no, it's the right Clone Wars😏
“Master would you mind if I skywalk all over you?”
You can't lose on bespin bc you always have the high ground
Hank Hill anakin in the game: *YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!*
@@jeffjeff6078 From my point of view charcoal is evil!
Hank Hill *WELL THEN YOU ARE EXTWA CWISPY!!!*
Unable to think of a clever and funny joke be all like
@@HaidoroTTV yooo its da propane guy
Well I mainly stay with the Jedi, and only sometimes with Grievous.
8:12
Zanny’s Dad: Why is the FBI here?
“Your stuck in me skyguy”
“I told you we should’ve used lube snips!”
OH NO
When you say POWAAAA it sounds like you’re a ghost trying to spook some trick-or-treaters
If POWAAAA wouldn’t spook trick or treaters then this whole video might
13:32 I had tears I couldn’t stop laughing😂😂😂 just a whirling wall of death flying across the room at him and then the elevator closed and all you hear is screaming and Duel of The Fates😭😭💀💀💀💀
Ahsoka: "You're stuck in me master it's so sticky"
Anakin: "A very wise jedi once said nothing happens by accident"
Yoooo lmfao so nasty and so fucked up
SavageRicktator the worse part is every time I here Anakin say that I imagine this and burst out laughing
@Vizen Senju Same I keep reading it in Ahsoka's voice with sounds in my head
Jaja WTF this is so sad 😂😂
Why
“You’re stuck in me sky guy” Immediate intense laughter
I literally just found your channel and I love it!
“Using Real Military tactics in Battlefront 2”
Oh wow this sounds like an interesting video
*notices it’s by Zanny*
Goddamnit
"You're stuck in me, Skyguy"
Paused, laughed, liked the video, and then felt disappointed in myself. Not necessarily in that order.
Did you unpause it?
@@desireable9128 Asking the real questions here
so, you felt disappointed in yourself, laughed, liked the video, and then paused it.
@@jamesleibee890 Possibly.
Still didn’t answer the question, did you unpause it?
Every time Zanny says "POOOWA" you can hear Sean laughing in the back.
That Ahsoka section was fantastic, but I love the force sensitive gophers. That was hilarious.
The Zan man has reached 200k congratulations Zanny you’ve definitely earned it *In pack opening voice* “YES”
FiveThree Zero Execute Like 66
Palpatine: Anikan, help, the Jedi are taking over!
Anikan: *mindlessly swings*
Ronpage :P Anakin*
Palpatine: Anakin what the fuck?
Anakin*
Ashoka: "You're stuck in me Skyguy"
Anakin: "I'll try spinning that's a good trick"
When padme wasn’t around, anakin was showing Ashoka his other robot parts. This is canon
Imagine if zanny becomes a cop wielding a taser
Robber: *tries to fight him*
zanny: *shoots him with the taser* POWAAAAA
Ahem * *THREE POINT SABER COMBOOOOO*
Sebastiano Richardio picks up the baton* 3 point saber combo
Nah he would de yelling "awooloolooloo" while swinging his baton
Or he goes 4 black guys are ganging up on me someone call Fox News
These comments are under appreciated
12:47 "Remember. No Sith"
The 3 AM power joke made me laugh harder than it should.
As a Polish person I disapprove of Battlefront's polishing.
They really should had said that at least once during that, I feel a bit dissapointed now lol
Kaiser Morty I love it 😂
Zanny is drunk every time he records
Acts like it
“Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?”
when an anakin uses the win button
Everyone else: Aww shit here we go again
Does ankin have 1 win buttons or are all buttons win buttons
As Obi-wan once said
"I hate it when he does that"
Obi-Wan: *sO uNcIvIlIzEd*
the ashoka part will never get old
It still is funny
Lol it’s one of zannys best
@@spitfire4423 and zannys *last*
@Ludimeel Sorbo in fact, some are PG-13!
Just like the younglings
me after the Ashoka segment: *THE COUNCIL FINDS YOUR SINS UNFORGIVABLE*
You’re stuck in me sky guy
Me: has a laughing breakdown
8:14
“Your stuck in me skyguy”
*i died* 😂😂😂😂😂
Crazy Cat I too🤣🤣
We all did.
And when she is introduced into this glitchy game it will be true. And nobody will be laughing.
THat REmiNdS mE oF a PIctuRE
You're*
When you get 501 credits out of your daily crate
STONKS
vEAder's fist
Is this what the prophecy foresees
*just like the simulations*
What I remember about the rise of the Empire was... you know what, I'm not going to write a paragraph in a Star Wars video for the 47th time, just search up 501st Journal - Knightfall.
laughs in arsene wenger
9:30 that didnt age well
13:24 I’ve got to appreciate your buddies quote “open the blast doors”
Luke lubes up the battlefield
Anakin would tell Ahsoka " this is gonna be rough....like sand...I hate sand."
And its gonna get everywhere
it's I don't like sand.
"four black guys are ganging up on me, someone call fox news"
*LMAOOOOO UNDERRATED*
1:19 btw
Then we have the opposite “four white guys are ganging up on me someone call CNN”
“Hide in the elevator or you’ll get blown into a crater”
-Sun Zoo
Darth Vader: master is Padmé alive
Palpatine: POWER
*L I M I T E D P O W E R*
*Spin tickles*
"You're stuck in me skyguy"
“I told you we should’ve used lube snips!”
Zanny: anakin will the nuke the world
Me: anakin will nuke his padewan
This was my first ever Zanny vid that I watched and it was before my HS freshman year biology final, I passed and my taste in TH-cam was changed forever thank you Zanny ❤
When she finally let's you smash
5:00
this has a new meaning with the rise of skywalker
POWER! limited, POWER! 🤣
" You're stuck in me skyguy."
That actually made me choke on my cereal.
what kind of cereal do you prefer?
@@Nei982 with white milk too😏😏😏
This is a shit show
8:26 Ahsoka: Master what lesson is this
Anikin: a hard one
If this is a real lesson, we have to arrest him and raid the jedi temple
Its self explanatory why
All I hear when I'm watching this is Zanny yelling "POWER!!" and everyone yelling at Sean for being so good.
0:21 If BF2 had a For Honor chat system, those 3 would just be spamming “Wow! Wow! Wow!”
MrMattsProductions Just spam “Group Up” to be a hipster.
Yay people talking about for honor
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
4:16 had me dead at "limited poweeerr!"
XD that was good tho.. limited power.. hahahah
Sounds like something a 10 year old would laugh to
Most ten year olds won’t get the reference.
I was once playing a tempest Cleric in dnd, at one point he became a Demi god, and in a fight with a God, he screamed “limited power!!” While shooting lightning from his fingers
“Your lightsaber’s so big master”
8:54 that's not true, that's impossible!
Rule34: Search our browser, you know it to be true!
No, nooooo!
EVILL
@Mark The Pirate Fax true you can fine anything if you want it
Please can you check out SS marchiert in das Feindesland in these sites?
I just want to know if they allow marches to be uploaded
Well have you ever heard of a vpn
"Your stuck in me Skyguy."
NOOOOO😂🤣😂🤣
You're
Jason Kameda I need to know what that picture is. My curiosity has doubled since the last time we met
That part gives me anxiety
*Calls the ISB*
"Force choke me, Master."
This was the first zanny video I ever watched I have been truly missing out on this legend
0:22 *Star Wars: The Fall of two Skywalkers and one Kenobi* huh?
I bursted into laughter when I heard "You're stuck in me skyguy" 😭😂
EA: how bout Rey
me: how bout Mace Windu
These are the most real military tactics I've ever seen. Quality call outs.
Anakin: My powers have quintupled since the last we met Count.
Dooku: Good. Twice the pride...
*Retribution*
It's called the win button, not Retribution
My life juice has been refilled with this episode, thank you Zanny
MineTurtle Animations Hello There.
Did the skyguy refill ur juice?
Kapil tiwari yes
You have the Zan Clan trying to have a normal conversation and then there's just Zanny screaming "POWER!"
"Master, I tried spinning. Was it a good trick?"