7 Times You Thought You Were Helping But Actually Doomed Everyone

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  • Sometimes heroism has dire consequences, when what seemed like the right choice turns out to be quite the snafu. Consider these times we thought we were helping but made things much worse, and also subscribe for a video like this every Thursday: www.tinyurl.com...
    There was the time we saved the life of a future dictator in Singularity, for instance, or when we accidentally helped resurrect our nemesis in Monkey Island 2, or the time we caused an environmental disaster of sorts on Pandora, setting the scene nicely for Borderlands 2.
    And let's not forget the time we transformed ourselves into the villain of Diablo 2 by bedazzling our forehead with a cursed soul stone at the end of Diablo. Hey, it made sense at the time.
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  • @bainbonic
    @bainbonic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    If Jane jammed the cursed skull into her forehead, she'd probably possess *it.*

    • @vukpsodorov5446
      @vukpsodorov5446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and get all of the powers that it gives.
      i don't know what kind of powers, but hey, if a cursed gemstone can give you powers, a cursed skull might be able to do so too.

    • @aidancallahan4217
      @aidancallahan4217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The skull probably isn't even cursed. If Jane puts it in her head, though, it will gain unprecedented powah.

    • @AgentNintaku
      @AgentNintaku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While also implying that Jane successfully avoided killing Ellen in the whole turning-awesome process.
      (Yes, though Jane was awesome to begin with, Darth Jane can only be even more so.)

    • @AgentNintaku
      @AgentNintaku 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think this whole thread just did. And it was amazing.

    • @AgentNintaku
      @AgentNintaku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think you think I think you're referring to the type of fanfiction you think I think you're referring to.
      But maybe I do. And maybe I am. *eyebrows*
      (Also maybe I should not have coffee before TH-cam.)

  • @WhammyTime91
    @WhammyTime91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    It's kinda subjective, but Nathan Drake and Lara Croft are the worst things to happen to archaeology since dynamite.

    • @cryogenicwaif4688
      @cryogenicwaif4688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WhammyTime91 XD

    • @giantdouche7642
      @giantdouche7642 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      WhammyTime91 They went to the Indiana Jones School of Archaeology.

    • @richardpallasa8691
      @richardpallasa8691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      WhammyTime91 deathbattle is making a battle of them two fighting on Feb 1

    • @Nwordpass117
      @Nwordpass117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Richard Pallasa OMFG

    • @seanmichaelmilligan2525
      @seanmichaelmilligan2525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      To be fair, though, Nathan Drake, while a lover of history, is explicitly NOT an archaeologist. He's a treasure hunter.

  • @JoshuaEisenbart
    @JoshuaEisenbart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    To be fair, "I was thought I was going to get really, really rich" is an acceptable explanation in most Pandoran legal proceedings.

  • @Team_BaM
    @Team_BaM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    The whole point of the first Diablo game, the dungeon the monsters and even slaying Diablo himself, was to draw in a powerful champion then as he fought his way down to The Lord of Terror, slowly corrupt his mind with madness before the confrontation. Diablo's plan all along was to possess a strong vessel so he could go about freeing his brothers. The champion didn't just "think he could take it" he was the victim of a plot by Diablo's conspirators. It still fits in the list but you give the poor guy too little credit.

    • @Sakaki98
      @Sakaki98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dt Snizzley
      Now it’s at 123. Nice job.

    • @larrymayfield6118
      @larrymayfield6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Diablo lore is awesome. I recently read the sin war trilogy and it looks like Diablo 4 is going to tie into it in a small way at least.

    • @some-maggot
      @some-maggot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait, what?
      couldn't diablo "manifest" fully through anybody? little boy was quite enough in the first game... i thought in the second game the wanderer tried to bring diablo as far away as would be possible, and any weak vessel, like the boy, didn't really make a difference, just wouldn't resist as much. if he'd need stronger vessel, why not lasarus, corrupted by mere presence of the soulstone, or maybe leorik or something?
      boy do i love necroposting
      edit: also, i recall that if soulstone was to be thrown in the river or something, it *definitely* would be found, like lotr "the one ring" stuff

    • @larrymayfield6118
      @larrymayfield6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      М'Айк Лжец which boy do you mean? Was it Alarics brother? I simply can't remember. Been a long time since I played Diablo 1 all the way through

    • @Asghaad
      @Asghaad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@some-maggot manifest yes, face off with a Tyrael like he did ? absolutely no, if he wasnt in Aidans body he would get squished like nothing ... case and point are Blood Raven and Summoner - the rogue and wizard from the first Diablo who are so pathetically weak even after gaining more power from theyr corruption, that they are easily dispatched by the new heroes in first and second acts when they are still relatively inexperienced and weak themselves ...
      every Diablo character roster represents exponentially stronger heroes, ones from the first games being ordinary humans, the second ones all come from legendarily powerful races and ones in third being awoken nephalem with powers FAR greater than D2 era heroes could ever achieve.

  • @giantdouche7642
    @giantdouche7642 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Every Call of Duty, you think you'll be a hero of war and kill all those bad guys, but in reality you're helping an evil corporation named Activision every year.

  • @arachnofiend2859
    @arachnofiend2859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    In the first Etrian Odyssey game, you are "congratulated" for getting 100% completion with a message that, by solving all of the mysteries of the labyrinth, you've killed any motivation people have for sticking around and condemned Etria to ghost town status.

    • @bct2308
      @bct2308 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dang

  • @nemoku1071
    @nemoku1071 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    Spec Ops: The Line is literally the most perfect example for this list.

    • @hoangtran4736
      @hoangtran4736 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      hey, at least everyone got evacuated (almost).

    • @yevanasvetya5486
      @yevanasvetya5486 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Captain Nemo rescue mission they said.. gonna be fun they said..

    • @FD_Stalker
      @FD_Stalker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The whole game is a nightmare, and FUK THE CIA

    • @HuemanBean
      @HuemanBean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The first thing I thought of when this video went up, yet it's not on here? A damn shame.

    • @The1stAsianDriver
      @The1stAsianDriver 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same. Why didn't they put this?

  • @JamesTM
    @JamesTM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    You gave the clearly ancient, powerful, evil relic to JANE?!!

    • @pandorion8741
      @pandorion8741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      James Tanner BAD LIFE CHOICES...

    • @JamesTM
      @JamesTM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's even a bad DEATH choice.

    • @pandorion8741
      @pandorion8741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Tanner mhmm, like giving Zanza the monado.

    • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
      @PHANTOMCOWGIRL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No, Jane ALREADY HAD the clearly ancient,powerful, evil relic. That's clearly the source of her power!

    • @JRDIXON34
      @JRDIXON34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      James Tanner when captain America throws his mighty shield

  • @nicurn7
    @nicurn7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    In Diablo 3, you ruin everything three times first you accidentally re spawn diablo as the prime evil, then when you kill him, you give malthael the opportunity he was looking for, then when you kill him, you re release diablo again

    • @godsavethequeen4675
      @godsavethequeen4675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then death tries to kill everyone those you kill death no repercussions yet

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm still mad about leah..... : ( Rip.

  • @TheComedyButchers
    @TheComedyButchers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    Do: 8 ways stealth doesn't work that way.

    • @lobaandrade7172
      @lobaandrade7172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A True Slav perfect idea

    • @Jordan-by8ce
      @Jordan-by8ce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Number 1 - All games by Bethesda Studios

    • @radusocol2613
      @radusocol2613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A True Slav amazing idea, I really hope they do that

    • @TheSerbianEmperor
      @TheSerbianEmperor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Jord119 Hey, it must've been the wind.

    • @TheComedyButchers
      @TheComedyButchers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jord119 oh look, someone just shot my buddy in the fucking head and I can't find the perpetrator. Well, it must have been the wind that hit her with a lightning bolt even though we are currently in some ancient catacombs.

  • @SHARDK2
    @SHARDK2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "Off you Trotsky."
    "You're Russian around."
    Dammit Jane

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ishi 123 Jane stays ready with the puns

    • @mikeuchiha5972
      @mikeuchiha5972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Черт возьми, Джейн, ты идиот

    • @Quiltfish
      @Quiltfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came here 3 years later to applaud that.

    • @hrmmmmmm
      @hrmmmmmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Quiltfish exactly the same

    • @hrmmmmmm
      @hrmmmmmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's powerful enough to control the curse!

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I laughed way too hard at "off you Trotsky" and "Russian around" puns, even after 5 years that still cracks me up

    • @oldvlognewtricks
      @oldvlognewtricks ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watched this again and had to comment on the continued mirth

  • @Dribbleondo
    @Dribbleondo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    "Hide it in the Battleborn servers"
    I lost it.

    • @Kagetora-
      @Kagetora- 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dribbleondo same. I'm glad I never got that game

    • @zkincheloe1412
      @zkincheloe1412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Into the Unknown overwatch destroyed that game so badly I saw it being sold at 5 dollars for a brand new copy

    • @nickrl113
      @nickrl113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rest in Peace Battleborn. You fought... Crappily, actually.

    • @Dribbleondo
      @Dribbleondo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor Battleborn

    • @nickrl113
      @nickrl113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dribbleondo Tbh my first reaction was "Please, Oxbox, I know the game is dead but c'mon couldn't you at least wait a full year before talking shit about it?"

  • @chrisruskin6189
    @chrisruskin6189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Two Face" -Michael Scott

    • @keeon6319
      @keeon6319 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loves this saying

    • @escapefromtibet2530
      @escapefromtibet2530 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris ruskin Michael Scott? I thought it was Aaron Eckhard

    • @chrisruskin6189
      @chrisruskin6189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      End my existence xD i.imgur.com/xByII.jpg?fb

    • @escapefromtibet2530
      @escapefromtibet2530 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris ruskin I'm sorry, I don't get it

    • @chrisruskin6189
      @chrisruskin6189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      End my existence xD it's a reference.

  • @georggross1232
    @georggross1232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Skyrim: helping the Blades, 'til they tell you to kill a peaceful and smart dragon! I'd rather kill the Blades!

    • @thecatfromspace72
      @thecatfromspace72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's why I got the Paarthurnax Dilemma mod. It fixws that problem :)
      It's on the steam workshop and probably on the nexus if you wanted to know.

    • @ultrafox4005
      @ultrafox4005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah, but it doesn't really end with things being worse. Sure, if decide to follow the Blades orders, you killed Paarthurnax, the coolest character in the Elder Scrolls, aside from Rajhin and Serana. But it doesn't change the overall ending. You still defeat Alduin and all ends well. Really, the only thing that changes is that Paarthurnax shows up during the Epilogue and congratulates you if you chose not kill him.
      But I wouldn't kill Paarthunax for some distrusting assholes, he's just way too awesome!! Plus, he's voiced Charles Martinet, and nobody messes with Charles Martinet.

    • @agamer8736
      @agamer8736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      PAARTHURNAX IS FRICKIN AWESOME!

    • @StalKalle
      @StalKalle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, why on earth would they ask you to kill Paarthurnax, the butcher of mankind. :P

    • @brandijohnson2849
      @brandijohnson2849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *DRAGONS want to know your location*

  • @CromemcoZ2
    @CromemcoZ2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The one that hit me hardest was Morrowind. You don't find out in-game, but your actions indirectly result in the entire island being devastated several years later. As Vivec's power fades, the giant meteor suspended over Vivec City gets released from its time stasis, crashing into the ground at terminal velocity and causing Red Mountain to erupt. This kills practically everyone you interacted with during the game, so no happy endings.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wich also caused ALOT of elves to flee and get horrible poor lives as they're discriminated by the nords in skyrim~

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cherrydragon3120 It always interested me that they don't allow any Khajiit into the cities, unless they happen to be Dragonborn. You let one cat in, guys! Why not let more in? Maybe they're scared of fleas.

    • @Rixoli
      @Rixoli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cherrydragon3120 *To be fair* the Dunmer (Dark Elves) *DID* enslave alot of people.....like *alot* of people. Getting the other end of the stick with that in mind feels like poetic justice.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The meteor would have fallen anyway, though. Vivec's power (and that of Almalexia and Sotha Sil) was already fading, since the Tribunal lost the tools they needed to top off their divine powers. Vivec would've eventually been too weak to stop it from falling, and the whole mess happens anyway.
      Also, what kind of idiot god leaves a meteor hanging over his own city like that? Oh right, Vivec does because he's an egomaniacal prick that wants his own worshippers to fear him.

    • @MarkDeSade100
      @MarkDeSade100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 It's been a long time since I played Morrowind, but IIRC the Tribunal weren't really gods at all. Weren't they just high-level adventurers who found artifacts that gave them godlike powers? So Vivec probably didn't have the power to completely eliminate the meteor, he just did the best he could.

  • @eddieozil21
    @eddieozil21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    what about shadow of colossus? once you learn the truth, you feel even worse about killing them since most of them, if not all of them, were so peaceful and harmless.

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Eddie
      Tbh, that only dooms you

    • @SerjTerrible
      @SerjTerrible 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Eddie Jordan Smith how about far cry 4 when you find out you end up turning Kyrat either into a religious dictatorship regime with sacrifices and religious intolerance or a drug running and making military state using child soldiers both outcomes ending up killing people in their way innocent or not

    • @kizuuwu7563
      @kizuuwu7563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But you can overthrow everyone and become the dictator yourself, so it's cool

    • @Black.Rose743
      @Black.Rose743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you turn into the world's biggest asshole

    • @anthonybowman3423
      @anthonybowman3423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      In far cry 4, the Pagan Min ending is my canon ending. Turns out the rebels were being murdered in mass for a reason.
      In Shadow of the Colossus, I prefer to look at it as releasing creatures that have been bound for eternity to guard a gods prison. Whether releasing the god itself is good or bad is debatable since the only thing we ever really see that god do is resurrect your friend and turn your dying body into a baby.

  • @Raybro16
    @Raybro16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Spec Ops The Line. Just.... Spec Ops The Line

    • @phantomphoenix4981
      @phantomphoenix4981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jacob Lopez I loved that game when I had it. It was probably the deepest game I’ve played

    • @zmcginnis66
      @zmcginnis66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh you mean Fuck Your Feelings: Every Ending is Horrible the video game?

    • @BBest1996
      @BBest1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Zach Mcginnis the only ending I think makes walker out to be somewhat redeemable is where he goes with the soldiers but even then it’s still fucked because he has to live with it

    • @Raybro16
      @Raybro16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BBest1996 and even then it's implied that he died in Dubai anyway, so is that still a "good" ending?
      There is and most likely will never be nothing like Spec Ops

    • @BBest1996
      @BBest1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacob Lopez which if only walkers superiors gave him all the information the game itself probably wouldn’t exist because all it takes is saying “Konrad declared martial law in Dubai help the locals radio for extraction go home

  • @Pseudomuse_
    @Pseudomuse_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    oh gosh all these Russian puns are Putin me through hell

    • @matthewspencer4926
      @matthewspencer4926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I can't BEAR the fact that I RED that

    • @matthewspencer4926
      @matthewspencer4926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oh, stop STALIN, respond already

    • @emmanuelgoldstein9806
      @emmanuelgoldstein9806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bolshy much?

    • @brian_sipe
      @brian_sipe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Maybe they only respond to people on their Social List? Either way, I'm sickle of waiting.

    • @philiphunn194
      @philiphunn194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Way to hammer that point home.

  • @MrFaorry
    @MrFaorry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Spec Ops: The Line?
    This whole game is pretty much one big example of this, with lots of smaller ones in between.

    • @phantomphoenix4981
      @phantomphoenix4981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That whole game was a mind trip, after a while I was like. “What am I doing, why am I doing this?”

  • @rayvenshade1823
    @rayvenshade1823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    What about Ocarina of time? We completely ruined Hyrule by letting Ganondorf into the one place we agreed that he should never enter, letting him gain control of the one thing that we agreed he should never get his hands on. In fact, this not only caused this disaster but every single problem after from all three timelines.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds that Link... DIDNT do the 1 thing we all agreed on that he should have done~

    • @gokublack8342
      @gokublack8342 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @cherrydragon3120 I mean how well would you have handled that situation at 9 years old? 😂 Ganondorf played us like a fiddle

  • @GAZAMAN93X
    @GAZAMAN93X 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "off you trotsky" lol. I see what you did there. :)
    05:06

  • @algi1
    @algi1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    What about Spec Ops: The Line?

    • @sirjohn9093
      @sirjohn9093 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      thought about it as well

    • @JosefKunrt
      @JosefKunrt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My exact thoughts when I saw the title

    • @afd1040
      @afd1040 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The all game is about thinking you did the right thing but you were the evil that you despised.

    • @mehmetemingoztepe8733
      @mehmetemingoztepe8733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my thoughts exactly. man... that game hit me hard when i first played it.

    • @afd1040
      @afd1040 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kardeş :)

  • @byzantium1416
    @byzantium1416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "So off you Trotsky..."
    Genius! Pure Genius!

    • @calebbrazier8495
      @calebbrazier8495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't forget the "Russian around" pun that came after that, lol.

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caleb Brazier got that right lol

    • @gezhisoviet1624
      @gezhisoviet1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My first language is not English and I cannot get it, can anyone explain...please?

    • @vuonghuynh1708
      @vuonghuynh1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gezhisoviet1624 Trotsky was Stalin contemporary, supposedly the Lenin's successor, but got "offed" by Stalin's side. iirc

    • @gezhisoviet1624
      @gezhisoviet1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vuong Huynh Oh I thought it was some wordplay or something like that, like the word Trotsky sounds like another word which has another meaning. I’m a Soviet enthusiast and obviously know Trotsky, thanks anyway.

  • @AdeptArcanist
    @AdeptArcanist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "If you hit the universe with a giant statue of Guy Fieri, you've gone too far."
    Aw goddammit, we hit the Homestuck Alpha Timeline again.

    • @ИжикПыжик-к6п
      @ИжикПыжик-к6п 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I searched specifically for this comment and I found it!

    • @Maverick_Dewitt
      @Maverick_Dewitt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But waaait, isn't that the best timeline?

    • @Maverick_Dewitt
      @Maverick_Dewitt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@scrambleman1758 It's okay, you're safe here

    • @laurendyer2838
      @laurendyer2838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scrambleman17 no your not, RUN

    • @ihave3dogs2
      @ihave3dogs2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Huss lives on!

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Remember MW2? Helping Commander Shepherd do all that stuff about all those things to kill all those people from his own country in his capital city destroying countless monuments and memorials before leading to an escalation of a global conflict?
    Oh, and the airport.
    Now, TELL me that wasn't a good idea.

    • @cryogenicwaif4688
      @cryogenicwaif4688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Toby Wood that wasn't a good idea

    • @aaronsmith5864
      @aaronsmith5864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Toby Wood actually I think it's just a a bad idea for infinity ward to keep pretending that there games have plots to twist

    • @Ashfielder
      @Ashfielder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +CryogenicWaif Oh yeah. Lucky the SAS is on hand to sort stuff out, as usual.

    • @cryogenicwaif4688
      @cryogenicwaif4688 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toby Wood yep

    • @aaronsmith5864
      @aaronsmith5864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** yeah I think the people who wrote the plot were like well think of a good reason you didn't kill makarov when he was right in front of you later let's go get some coffe now and then they just forgot to revisit the whole thing

  • @Hannahtheseal
    @Hannahtheseal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Im surprised no Bioshock, where you accidentally kill the man that was trying to save everyone, or Borderlands presequel when you end up creating the most powerful enemy in the galaxy (universe?)

    • @АнтонДегидонов
      @АнтонДегидонов 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Here it fits Andrew Ryan, because he wanted to create a free city, but because of his own incompetent policy destroy his own city(Adam and Fontaine only accelerated the inevitable).
      Jack just killed the man who lost his mind and purpose in life(which judging by the actions, not trying to save anyone (rather the opposite)). Then Jack killed Fontaine, so in the end, all the consequences of his actions was eliminated(he was even able to save the children(good ending))

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah neither jack nor destroyer were the most powerful in the universe, a vault hunter could solo so

    • @Hannahtheseal
      @Hannahtheseal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ReZisT Lust I didn't say most powerful person in the universe, I said most powerful villain. That still leaves space for a vault hunter to be better ;p

    • @megamax898
      @megamax898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't know what you mean. Andrew Ryan was still crazy. The fact that Atlas turned out to be Frank Fontaine doesn't change that. His banning of religion created organized crime. Andrew Ryan was a hypocrite because he himself was the parasite, and despite his effort, created a society that ended up having a class war due to the free market capitalism of Rapture where the wealthy have all the power, and Ryan industries was meant to be on top. Which isn't really fair because is far as I can tell all Andrew Ryan really did was have the idea to create rapture. He wasn't really a scientist or an architect or an artist.

    • @guitarbass22
      @guitarbass22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Borderlands TPS, I think they actually knew damn well what Jack was going to do (not the the fullest extent but they didn’t think he was a “good guy”) and they were still very well rewarded for their efforts...probably except for the Claptrap though, considering the one in BL2 is supposedly the last one left out of all of them.

  • @Dnky27
    @Dnky27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    "Off we Trotsky...." Top punning. Full Marx.

    • @CaptainDecimus
      @CaptainDecimus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was wondering if that was what she said. Clever bastards.

    • @jillnoseworthy7161
      @jillnoseworthy7161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh man i'm russian out of here to get away from the puns

    • @Dossy1
      @Dossy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jill Noseworthy stop Putin in these puns they are terrible

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I spit my drink out when she said that, RIP less-violent Lenin.

    • @Lynxthejonin
      @Lynxthejonin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shit, soviet puns, gonna have to watch the rest of the vid now

  • @finbees
    @finbees 7 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    What's Jane going to do with that skull!?

    • @JorenMaster
      @JorenMaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Katachuu Not something we deserve, but something we need right now...

    • @CuppaLLX
      @CuppaLLX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      weren't you listening, shes going to show it inside her head, she can control the dark forces unlike that other noob

    • @finbees
      @finbees 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Will Jane become Enchantress from Suicide Squad? Tune in next list to find out!

    • @GAZAMAN93X
      @GAZAMAN93X 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Katachuu find out on the next episode of DragonBallZ!

    • @akba666
      @akba666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Stop asking questions. She will hear you.

  • @Randallsilver
    @Randallsilver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Lol, why was the sniper bullet in the head from Borderlands 2 censored, but the woman impaled by the Vault horror and eaten, not so much?

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I actually don't know, I actually don't think that was oxbox that did that censoring, I think it was footage from elsewhere, I could be wrong.

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Borderlands 2 is actually way more censored then the first, you used to be able to dismember people.

    • @leowilliams4061
      @leowilliams4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol, why are you so mad

    • @sappho114
      @sappho114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was the official Borderlands trailer, released by Gearbox. the impalement was independent game capture footage

  • @IrishKeshiHead
    @IrishKeshiHead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Ahh.. singularity.. one of the rare gems of a game where three endings end up saying "yeah, you royally have made a huge fuck up somewhere Renko"

  • @Sully-dt5ox
    @Sully-dt5ox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This happens two times in Ocarina of Time.
    Once when you indirectly let Ganondorf into the sacred realm with the triforce
    The second time when you get zelda to come out of hiding so Ganondorf can kidnap her and get the triforce of wisdom

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorta 3. Since you don't realize you lack the power to wield the master sword resulting in it pudding you through time to a point your able to. Inadvertantly giving ganondorf free reign over all of hyrule for years.
      If only we got the bow a bit early. 1 good shot through the window in that garden would have saved a lot of people from grief lol. . though he was a wizard male gerudo with theyriforce of power so maybe more than 1 arrow would be needed haha

    • @Dhalin
      @Dhalin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wugglesx in most Zelda games, you have to stun him first with repeated blows with the Master Sword and *then* you can land the killing blow with a _silver_ arrow. Normal arrows wouldn't do in most Zelda games.

  • @taski1
    @taski1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    in Starlink, before activating the enemy forge, for some reason i only kept thinking "whats the worst that could happen?"
    I was never properly shown the ramifications, but when a future starlink shows up and literally tackles it away from me, only then did i start to think maybe reactivating a cosmic forge belonging to an ancient evil is not the smartest thing to do.

  • @jacobdodson6408
    @jacobdodson6408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Diablo
    The player: DESTROY IT!
    Unnamed Hero: No.........

  • @margaret_adelle
    @margaret_adelle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I clicked the like button, and now my laptop is turning into a sentient monster. Jane, why did you lie to us?!

    • @saigesheen
      @saigesheen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Call Me Nefret crab... *. computer becomes a sentient robot. * AHHHHH

    • @firstlast405
      @firstlast405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      be careful and give it food

    • @Mr.AtheTriggerGalleon6310
      @Mr.AtheTriggerGalleon6310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Call Me Nefret Its skynet awakening! Grab a gun and shoot it till nothing is left!!!

    • @ropatevuta2911
      @ropatevuta2911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the beginning of Detroit Become Human

  • @Magnavie
    @Magnavie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    E99 looked like egg and I was really confused for a second

  • @justinnguyen2605
    @justinnguyen2605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    y'all didn't have Captain Walker from Spec Ops The Line

    • @betreyaljustice6096
      @betreyaljustice6096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Justin Nguyen thank you from all these spec ops the line should be number 1

    • @elijahproto
      @elijahproto 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      legit as fuck

  • @persona5zine613
    @persona5zine613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Persona 3- You literally spend 40 hours doing running around defeating giant shadows only to find out you've summoned literal Death and brought about the end of the world

    • @lasrohapanjaitan2914
      @lasrohapanjaitan2914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In S.E.E.S defense, their supervisor was a kind of asshole that should never be made a supervisor. At least Mitsuru will agree on this

  • @MiketheMadness
    @MiketheMadness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    What about the entirety of fucking Spec Ops: The Line.

    • @fthomason93
      @fthomason93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MiketheMadness I think that's a bit too obvious

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One could say it wasn't unpredictable, actual help with unforeseen consequences.

    • @swagmoney9818
      @swagmoney9818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe just the white phosphorus thing then

    • @danielsmith5664
      @danielsmith5664 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah...that scene messed me up for a while XD

  • @dannyvonwulffen4402
    @dannyvonwulffen4402 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You have forgotten about good ol' Atlas from the Bioshock franchise and how he screwed us over in making us think Andrew Ryan was the villainous psychopath

  • @sharlesdaviskendy2391
    @sharlesdaviskendy2391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    To be fair, in Diablo you didn’t really have a choice. The soulstone was broken, so it wasn’t enough to hold Diablo on its own. It was either “try and contain it yourself” or “let it loose.”

  • @twilliamspro
    @twilliamspro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Skyrim Dark Brotherhood Questline
    you head to the palace to kill the emperor by poisoning his food
    your reward? the death of the entire Brotherhood because you've been betrayed

    • @mishy8584
      @mishy8584 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tom Williams Productions oblivions worse you kill the black hand while thinking it was a good thing.

    • @SCSAsJorts
      @SCSAsJorts 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom Williams Productions but you rebuild the brotherhood cause you're the Listener for the Night mother

    • @dickzabreesky7435
      @dickzabreesky7435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      To be fair, the Dark Brotherhood aren't exactly heroes going out and doing heroic things

    • @spacegandalf7490
      @spacegandalf7490 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the Dark Brotherhood are more neutral. and also it is religion and cultish.

    • @katherinerybski3925
      @katherinerybski3925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to mention the random quest in the beginning of the game where you help Cicero get his cart up and running to transport The Night Mother to the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary in the first place. Just wanting to do a nice thing for a creepy clown person!

  • @irvancrocs1753
    @irvancrocs1753 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    how about white phosphorus in spec ops the line? we thought we killed the bad guys, but boy we were wrong..

    • @XXGDUBSXX
      @XXGDUBSXX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      irvanCrocs well you do you just kill a bunch of other people too

    • @NeoZero44
      @NeoZero44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      irvanCrocs
      Literally all Spec Ops: The Line gets in this category

    • @allsucksX
      @allsucksX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      irvanCrocs Nah using white phosphorus is pretty much a bad thing from the beginning, considering how it is kinda a gruesome chemical weapon and thus banned under the rules of war

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you think white phosphorus is OK, then you should work in Umprella Corp. "We develop Zombie virus cuz maybe it will become useful and it's cool weapon to sell"

    • @oklahomacityradiowaves5462
      @oklahomacityradiowaves5462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      irvanCrocs Phosphorus....The best element

  • @Commanderd2007
    @Commanderd2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Andy, did you just hand over an evil artefact to Jane? That’s how you get the bad ending! ;)

  • @tannerboy1991
    @tannerboy1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    portal 2 anyone? putting Wheatley in power

    • @davdem8930
      @davdem8930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm with you, that's a good one

    • @teagankarly3053
      @teagankarly3053 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      George Tanner fallout 3 tenpenny tower also

    • @ollie4572
      @ollie4572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      George Tanner That pissed me off so much

    • @samgilley3160
      @samgilley3160 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      George Tanner True

    • @micahbell1229
      @micahbell1229 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      George Tanner tru

  • @Captain_Irk
    @Captain_Irk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "So off you Trotsky..."
    "From then on you're Russian around..."
    These puns though.

  • @mnoelis
    @mnoelis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When I saw Oblivion, I thought it would be about the part in the Dark Brotherhood questline where the villain of that questline (can't remember his name at the moment) hijacks your dead drops and has you going to kill the speakers and the listener which leads to Lucien Lachance (your mentor in the Dark Brotherhood) being blamed and killed

    • @Dhalin
      @Dhalin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      While that goes against your goals as a DB Assassin, it's not necessarily a "bad" thing if you consider Good vs Evil, it's a "good" thing if evil assassins die, right?

    • @gokublack8342
      @gokublack8342 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dhalin I suppose you make a fair point. By killing his mom they created an even worse monster

  • @JordanSmith-yi3ji
    @JordanSmith-yi3ji 7 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    (sees video title) Oh hi there Spec Ops.

    • @JordanSmith-yi3ji
      @JordanSmith-yi3ji 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Or not.

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If there would be Spec Ops, there should also be Umbrella Corp Sim.

    • @steveempiremantra2120
      @steveempiremantra2120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jordan Smith lol

    • @CarbonFive7
      @CarbonFive7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's sad I thought I was clever for predicting it before clicking and was wrong

    • @SerjTerrible
      @SerjTerrible 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jordan Smith how about far cry 4 when you find out you end up turning Kyrat either into a religious dictatorship regime with sacrifices and religious intolerance or a drug running and making military state using child soldiers both outcomes killing anyone in their way innocent or not

  • @highlandoutsider
    @highlandoutsider 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    what? Benirus manor? not the later dark brotherhood quests? that was the ultimate "oops, didnt mean to do that" moment. rip Lucien Lachance :'(

    • @ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х
      @ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, you wouldn't exactly be helpful even if your targets weren't Dark Brotherhood commanders, you are a freaking killer. Still bitter you didn't have the choice to join the traitor in killing Lady Night.

  • @dualityofself
    @dualityofself 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    With the Borderlands series, killing the Destroyer at the end of 1 also somehow allows Hyperion to grab the eye and use it for their laser in The Pre-Sequel that they use for trying to destroy Elpis, Pandora's moon. So, killing the Destroyer (the monster you mention) causes even more harm than just wreaking havoc on Pandora. It basically inadvertently caused all of the things that happen in the other two games.

    • @phantomnite
      @phantomnite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spoilers for 3
      But with Elpis destroyed the Calypso twins most likely wouldn't be able to complete their plan so, really, its another example of Lilith fucking everything up

  • @JamesC-ci1yn
    @JamesC-ci1yn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Hiding it by throwing it in a river or the battleborn servers" ouch shots fired lol

  • @awhochen1563
    @awhochen1563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That narrator's voice from Diablo sounds like Grandpa Max from Ben 10.

    • @ThePixelro
      @ThePixelro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's the same guy so...

    • @awhochen1563
      @awhochen1563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mufat oh that's cool

    • @michaelbiland5575
      @michaelbiland5575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Colonel Campbell from MGS....

  • @fernandorodriguez6895
    @fernandorodriguez6895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fable 3...the first thing that came to mind when i saw the title. Helpef everyone and they all died in the end.

  • @AizenShisuke
    @AizenShisuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I also want to point out Tales of the Abyss. You follow your swordmaster, the only person in the game up to that point to NOT lie to you and cheat you and treat you like crap, to find out that the stuff he wanted you to do incidentally led up to allowing your beloved swordmaster to quite literally destroy the surface of the world. The rest of your squad reluctantly welcomes you back but not before giving you a boatload of grief for being all "its not my fault" and "he made me do it"

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait... Hold up... This was a game?!? . I swear i remember exactly this happening in an anime with I'm almost positive the same name..
      Main character's names luke i think? And about mid way through everything gets crazy as heck and the world basically doomed unless he and his group save the day?
      How did i not know this was based on a game 😳...
      Edit: great description btw . Unexpected brought forth a chunk of memories from the details lol.

    • @AizenShisuke
      @AizenShisuke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wugglesx it's definitely one of my favorite Tales games, of which there are many. Tbh didn't watch the anime lol

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AizenShisuke it was a good story, over a decade since i saw it and still evened up remembering. I had heard of other tales games but never even realized they had a relation to takes from the abyss or that it was a game. Going to have to figure out if there's a way i can try to pay it even I'm able : ). Thanks again for the comment btw.

    • @AizenShisuke
      @AizenShisuke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wugglesx pcsx2 and a .iso file. Google is your friend~

  • @kirkbrandt2349
    @kirkbrandt2349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When he said “That beard is weak!” I felt so attacked. I just recently shaved my beard off that I’d had over 3 years down to stubble and I feel horrible about it.

  • @johnny_quach__
    @johnny_quach__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I read E99 as EGG

    • @gmaing5397
      @gmaing5397 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME
      EGG

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found it highly amusing to think of "egg" as the unstable element Russians were playing with. Not inaccurate, though, I mean how the hell are you supposed to reliably fry them without breaking the yolk?

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me as well.

  • @aethirion3713
    @aethirion3713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    No Terraria? You sacrifice your guide to summon an ancient evil to destroy it, and when you do, it releases more deadly ancient evils! Nice job, "hero"!

    • @classygamer293
      @classygamer293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Eh he was annoying anyway

    • @aclarry4890
      @aclarry4890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never gave a damn about him, never will.

    • @luctaylor8191
      @luctaylor8191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dinglord Wangbat the point of Terraria isn't to become a hero.

  • @carolstedry4737
    @carolstedry4737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jane's face after a terrible pun is the best!! 😃

  • @TrueBackLash
    @TrueBackLash 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Andy's usually such a nice lad. Him dissing Battleborn came out of left field. Well I actually like the game so I'd probably find that Diablo macguffin he was talking about.

    • @corbino9855
      @corbino9855 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I really wish they didn't bash Battleborn there. That was not cool. Also, which Battleborn character do you think would be most likely to stick a demon-possessed stone into their head? I think it would be Orendi.

    • @TrueBackLash
      @TrueBackLash 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lisa Kudrow That's who I'd go with. Although if he could, I'd think Aurox.

    • @JohnathanJWells
      @JohnathanJWells 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TrueBackLash PSV I dont think they were bashing on Battleborn as much as they were on their poor release and marketing decisions. Battleborn came out at a terrible moment

    • @TrueBackLash
      @TrueBackLash 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnathan Wells Fair enough

    • @davis8727
      @davis8727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah that bummed me out. We don't need more people talking about the low population, it only makes the problem worse. It's a great game and jokes like that just make it seem less so.

  • @jonathanlowe8755
    @jonathanlowe8755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "You're Russian around to correct the timeline"

  • @LadyOnikara
    @LadyOnikara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In Ocarina of Time, Zelda did something like this. She thought she was helping by having Link collect the stones, but ended up dooming all of Hyrule.

    • @Patrick-Phelan
      @Patrick-Phelan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And Link thought it was a great idea. In their defence, they were eleven at the time.

    • @gokublack8342
      @gokublack8342 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Patrick-Phelan Link was only 9 in OOT

  • @youssefshaaban5901
    @youssefshaaban5901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In assassin creed rogue: u stole something from underground under the church but then it destroyed everything in that island and your character hated that.

  • @jynxed66six54
    @jynxed66six54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    quick fact: you dont play as alex mercer in prototype. instead, you are the virus which overtook his body and memories. because of this, you awake believing you are alex mercer, and you basically are. same memories and personality. but mercer is dead, never to be alive again.

    • @jamiekrutzfeldt3522
      @jamiekrutzfeldt3522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Joseph Payne I'm even more confused about prototype now

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      its a strange concept. if you were to awaken in someone else's body, with their memories, would you be you or them? at the end of the game, he says "alex mercer is dead". i though that was metaphorical before, but ive realised he is literally dead.

    • @LightTrack-
      @LightTrack- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He isn't literally dead. He says that because he died. His humanity is lost. It's actually a metaphor. Technically, he did die but the virus revived him. "The Virus" behaves and is controlled by Mercer himself. Therefore, Mercer lives as The Virus. At the cost of his Humanity.

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He lost himself and became main villain in Prototype 2, so that's also that.
      Personally, I think you killed yourself from one second (brain cycle) ago and took his place, taking all memories from him and stuff. But people tend agree that's new you == old you... so why Mercer is different?

    • @mrwindupbird101
      @mrwindupbird101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That raises a lot of philosophical questions when you think about it. Is it Alex because they are his memories or is it the Virus because it is physically the virus? Are we more than our memories?

  • @moralityisnotsubjective5
    @moralityisnotsubjective5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "So off you Trotsky..."
    "You're Russian around to correct the timeline"
    Those puns are so bad they're great.

  • @arytom282
    @arytom282 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Surprised divinity 2 ego draconis wasn't on that list, its old but gold, you literally spend the entire game thinking you are a hero but in the end turns out you're just a pawn

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh I loved that ending.

  • @ethanmcbee9556
    @ethanmcbee9556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Jane's puns are Stalin the show.

  • @TheOriginalScribbleStudios
    @TheOriginalScribbleStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have an idea like this for a potential villain Pokémon team. They act like complete friends and ask you to retrieve something for them and then it’s revealed they want to summon a legendary that could POTENTIALLY kill everyone. It would be a fossil legendary, which would be a first, and resurrecting them could potentially cause a new extinction

  • @emeraldis3553
    @emeraldis3553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is the earliest I've ever been. This went up a grand total of 30 seconds ago

    • @tomlaidler4142
      @tomlaidler4142 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emeraldis love the competition of being the first commenter

    • @emeraldis3553
      @emeraldis3553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know it. I was just clever enough to not comment "First" so my comment wasn't cursed to be second or whatever.

  • @233jester
    @233jester 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What about Spec Ops: The Line where that essentially is the whole point? About foolishly attempting to become the hero, and not only causing more damage than everything before, but you also became the villian. You turned yourself into the type of man you were trying to stop. And also what about Dragon's Dogma in which you go through 95% of the game figuring the dragon is the bad guy, up until you fight and beat him only to result in the a majority of the main city being destroyed and unleashing even worse and more dangerous monsters upon the land than before

  • @jacobgriffiths8477
    @jacobgriffiths8477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lets not forget about Spec Ops: The line when you fire missiles at “bad guys”

    • @phantomphoenix4981
      @phantomphoenix4981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jacob Griffiths that whole game shows that you aren’t really the good guys, and in almost every ending, it shows your true self

  • @Terastas
    @Terastas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In Chrono Cross, your primary villain is a furry named Lynx, who murdered the family of your first (unless you recruited Poshul) ally, backstabs everyone under him, consorts with shadow demons, and at the end of the first act, swaps bodies with you so you have to answer for all his evil shenanigans while he commits even more evil acts in YOUR body.
    Finally catch up with him, and you find out that Lynx is actually FATE, a supercomputer in the futuristic city of Chronopolis, drawing its power from the Frozen Frame, which, near as can be told, is a fragment of LAVOS, which you may recall as the ultimate world-devouring evil from Chrono Trigger.
    So you destroy FATE. . . And hey, guess what: FATE's purpose was to PRESERVE the world by sealing away the Dragon God Shadow-of-the-Colossus style, who had presented themselves to you as guardians of the world but are actually fragments of one being who wholly intend to "save the world" by wiping out everything in it.
    And Kid? Your first (unless you recruited Poshul) ally? She's cool with that. Bravo, Hero of Time. Bravo.

    • @qadashchaayah144
      @qadashchaayah144 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great breakdown and excellent point! But I though Lynx was Serge's dad that got changed into a furry via the dragon tear? That as my understanding of that.

  • @brotherethan3089
    @brotherethan3089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    what about in Life Is Strange, when you save chloe's dad by going back in time but end up paralyzing Chloe?

    • @NicoUnken
      @NicoUnken 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dear god that sucked. XD

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, that whole chapter is pretty much why I'll probably never play LiS again.

    • @morbid333
      @morbid333 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jason Blalock but that was the best chapter

    • @brosephstalin5292
      @brosephstalin5292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man, once we got there, then it just got weird. Then it got really weird in the last episode.

  • @imlinkinzelda
    @imlinkinzelda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Farcry 4. Pagan was crazy but the golden path was full of pedos and druggies and people taking children for war.

    • @willhuey4891
      @willhuey4891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      the nuke ending of farcry 5

    • @billwithers7457
      @billwithers7457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Pagan Min wasn't even that crazy. Violent sociopath, sure. But crazy? not quite. But I made everything better. I killed Pagan AND the Golden Path leaders. My country now bitches.

    • @KingJohnMichael
      @KingJohnMichael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      soooo all far cry games are like this?
      you the hero doom everyone to well...doom

    • @willhuey4891
      @willhuey4891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      with the golden path one was a religious nutjob.

    • @carollong362
      @carollong362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So secret ending is canon?

  • @miadaorerk1681
    @miadaorerk1681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nothing about Tales from the Borderlands where Rhys thought he was helping by downloading the info from Dr. Nakayama's drive and he ended up destroying Helios and killing thousands of people in an attempt to kill Jack?

  • @ryloken4297
    @ryloken4297 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "...Like the Battleborn servers."
    That was brutal

  • @L0rdLexan01
    @L0rdLexan01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Every single Dark Souls ending.

    • @lionofash7700
      @lionofash7700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only for the dark endings though right? What you do long term in the fire endings keeps everything going a bit longer.

    • @anthonybowman3423
      @anthonybowman3423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do I allow the 3 humans left alive to continue fighting endless waves of monsters while the undead continue repeatedly dying multiple times a day, or do I just put the candle out? There's a reason every firekeeper who gets their vision back immediately tries to put out the flame.

    • @ihatetacocasa
      @ihatetacocasa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ... i'm pretty sure the "Dark" ending is the good ending.... u break the cycle and let the world progress

    • @jakubbajdak4634
      @jakubbajdak4634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Helping people in DS. Pretty much everyone (with very few exceptions) goes Hollow and truely dies, because the Chosen Undead helped them.

    • @DiggyDougSauce94
      @DiggyDougSauce94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, DS1 and 2's ending are basically "Let's trick this chosen hero into restarting the flame so that us Gods have more time on the clock."
      The Age of Ancients went and passed, and now the Age of Fire is supposed to and the Age of Dark is supposed to begin, yet the Gods keep pushing it back by relinking or creating a new Flame.

  • @AllThingsUnplugged
    @AllThingsUnplugged 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    What about Until Dawn when you were about spark up filled up with gas to kill the monsters but you forgot your friends were still in the building when the house exploded

    • @KLil37
      @KLil37 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AllThingsUnplugged That's one possible ending of many

    • @efadfa3
      @efadfa3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "forgot" please

  • @MasahikoKohineko
    @MasahikoKohineko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What about when you blow up the institute in Fallout 4? think of all those years of research lost in a single explosion!

  • @dopesunbear
    @dopesunbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Diablo part started and I thought "Wait, that's Roy Campbell!"

    • @bradsimpson8724
      @bradsimpson8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy shit. I have more than 20 years of both Diablo and MGS under my belt, and never made that connection. I have to see if it's the same voice actor.

  • @MatthewSanthos
    @MatthewSanthos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What about red dead redemption undead nightmare, where you have to kill all big foots thinking they're some kind of monsters who eats babies, and later find out that they're actually sapient beings who just wanted to live in peace with nature. that shit broke my heart.

  • @luucyharris
    @luucyharris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So, we're just going to forget THE ENTIRE PLOT OF BIOSHOCK?!

    • @pahman3070
      @pahman3070 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucy Harris bioshock had a plot?

    • @MrItsaplane
      @MrItsaplane 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn't doom anyone in Bioshock with the good ending.

    • @swagmoney9818
      @swagmoney9818 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GZLAnnihilation I think she meant the part where you follow all of Fontaine's orders which helps him turn him into a monster

  • @hazzkii_
    @hazzkii_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Dishonored. You help the Loyalists but at the end you are betrayed by Havelock and poisoned.

    • @thermo4459
      @thermo4459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hazzki and you betrayed at the beginning to poor corvo can't trust anyone

    • @kingnikolai5799
      @kingnikolai5799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hazzki well that’s not a “time you thought you were helping but doomed everyone” cause if it’s a lc corvo then everything turns out alright

    • @squidfan6187
      @squidfan6187 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeez. Spoilers, much? I mean, I already knew that, but still.........

    • @Void-ih5wx
      @Void-ih5wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or dishonered 2 ..yeah i am two years too late..

    • @pepsiboy4274
      @pepsiboy4274 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Void-ih5wx no worries I still here not everybody discover this channel

  • @urbanprojectz
    @urbanprojectz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    lol 6:27 "your russian around".

  • @florianricquart4114
    @florianricquart4114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "If it's a statue of Guy Fiery, then you're screwed" (Not sure of the spelling)
    **proceeds to have 413 flashbacks**

  • @Datboi_23
    @Datboi_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way Steel screamed NOOOOOOOO when she was eaten by the destroyer was what really made me happy in Borderlands

  • @thornwall6303
    @thornwall6303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:30 Look I was just doing what I thought was right! The spooky undead ghost voice told me to reassemble his skeleton in a dark creepy basement, I did that, and somehow I accidentally summoned an Elder Lich! I don't know where I went wrong!

  • @wolfkiller4
    @wolfkiller4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    How bout when we payed Konami for not allowing Kojima to finish off Phantom Pain?

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's especially sad when you consider that they sold lots of copies of Ground Zeroes beforehand. You would think that would be a good sign to just let everyone finish TPP

  • @billwake4695
    @billwake4695 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:22 the face of confidence Jane makes about how the dead guy is voiced by Nolan North I just can't XD

  • @dominicelwell5468
    @dominicelwell5468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Kinda like helping the minutemen fallout 4 except you were only dooming yourself

    • @AllenTax
      @AllenTax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dominic Elwell All the factions. Although to bad you couldn't unite them all, but then that most likely turn out bad to. Damed if you try and damed if you don't.

    • @marygutierrez6800
      @marygutierrez6800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Another settlement needs your help!

    • @silverelite2558
      @silverelite2558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dominic Elwell Another Settlement needs your help

    • @megamax898
      @megamax898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is literally impossible to do this on survival mode because you cant fast travel to save those damn settlements.

  • @EnforcerX71
    @EnforcerX71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Singularity, a very fun game with an actually interesting storyline about the danger of any type of time travel that ended on a cliffhanger, only for it never to get a sequel because Activision realized they had an FPS on their books that wasn't Call of Duty or Destiny.

  • @Ryattt81
    @Ryattt81 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Janes commentary on singularity was so funny. Science fires, and vague references to Leon Trotsky when talking about potential soviet dictators. Brilliant.

  • @nyperold7530
    @nyperold7530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To be fair to the Brothers Mario, they were (maybe) trapped down there and it sure wouldn't help things in the long run to just refuse to do anything.

  • @Michael-Filla
    @Michael-Filla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    heres an odd request for a video..... 10 cutscenes you can't skip. just a thought.

  • @Snakkadooby
    @Snakkadooby 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Off you Trotski" Well played, Jane. Well played.

  • @gabrielb.christmas6279
    @gabrielb.christmas6279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    what about when you switch GLaDOS with Wheatley in Portal 2?

  • @LionmaneElsie08
    @LionmaneElsie08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Mario part really cracked me up 😁 it’s true - you never see them doing any actual plumbing and as soon as they do, they f*ck everything up!

  • @Navir9
    @Navir9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey i wanna add something for oblivion.
    When you do contracs for the dark brotherhood you actually kill members of the black hand

  • @chaginabag5730
    @chaginabag5730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Black ops 2 could be on this list when ur playing as woods and you think ur shooting the bad guy but it's actually Mason

  • @Chiori0352
    @Chiori0352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    to be fair Alex mercer is evil

  • @cole5411
    @cole5411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "You're Russian around" I'm into you outsidexbox

    • @quantumjourney1
      @quantumjourney1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some Dude Lame af

    • @metalboy5150
      @metalboy5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that was after "off you Trotsky."