I just can't stop laughing from imagining Sheeva, Onaga and Frost sitting together by campfire and singing Kumbaya, while Fujin sees this most uncanny thing in MK Universe and just can't help but scream from sheer terror😂😂😂😂
In my head when Shao Kahn ambushes Raiden and kills him, Shao still gets severely injured so when he runs into Kenshi he wants him to kill him instead of suffering from the embarrassment by dying from bleeding out. But Kenshi refuses and walks away which of course is a mistake cuz Shao recovers enough to not die. When Moloch sets an explosive off, killing Kenshi, Jax, and Ermac, I like to think that Jax and Ermac where fighting, Maybe Jax wants revenge for his arms if you wish to use the MK9 plot, and Kenshi was trying to break up the battle and get them to stop. Cue Moloch stumbling upon them and watching. He found a grenade some time ago without realizing what is, thinking it was some strange Earthrealm rock tool, and decides to throw it at one of them to maybe get them to keep fighting. Upon impact it blows up and kills the three leaving the Oni in complete shock for about ten seconds before he roars in accidental victory. I would LOVE to see more of this. Rather it be with new teams/kharacters or even different games. Like if it where a bunch of Resident Evil people, that be cool too.
Bo Rai Cho burdened by the guilt and weight of failure from watching his two pupils die drinks himself to death at the feast while the chaos unfolds around him, possibly while having gone insane. Sektor and Frost likely had the same kind of relationship as Rain and Tanya. They were just waiting for an excuse to try and off each other.
Things I Noticed: - Sektor take a lighter despite having flamethrowers in his arms since Day 1. - Shao Kahn kills Dark Raiden in a story about Armageddon. MK9 confirmed. - Snake speculated that Tanya and Sheeva would fight for leadership. Immediately afterwards, Sheeva is the sole survivor of her group (and leader by default?). - No krap Fujin was the first to survive the hurricane; he KAUSED the hurricane! About time one of these kharacters started staying in-kharacter! - No krap Quan Chi died in the hurricane! That's why he hired Sub-Zero to go through the Temple of the Elements (Fujin included)! - Smoke being sucked into the hurricane was probably inevitable, but you would have hoped that the cyberization that brainwashed him for so long would have made him stable enough to prevent that... - All three kharacters in the "Scorpion vs Sub-Zero Feud" died on the same day...All in ignominious fashion. - Cyrax is set on fire, just like in Annihilation. - None of the "Blank forces Blank to kill Blank or Blank" scenarios make any damn sense not just for who's being held by gunpoint by who, but because none of the scenarios forced anyone to kill anyone they're teamed up with or would have any reason to kare about even by the Hunger Games format overlooking their personalities. - Sektor is the only kharacter who team-killed. Of all villains, he seems like the least likely to do so, since any organization he willingly joins would likely be entirely kontrolled by him and thus not need him to reprimand/etc allies; conversely, any other group he'd be in would only do so by reprogramming him and thus make him more of a slave than a participant.
Interesting things to note with your groupings in the beginning is that, while you said you put Stryker in the Order Realm group just because he fit the "law and order" thing, he actually had a side quest in Deception's Konquest where he was looking for some sort of training place to become a Seidan guardsman. So that's some fun little extra synergy there haha
I like how Sub Zero had an entire faction dedicated to hunting him down due to past events, only to be taken out by someone who didn't even have a specific grudge against him.
7:02 i like to think right before Shao Kahn sneak attacks raidien, he makes sure to say his MK9 villain monologue but in super fast, high pitched motion while smacking the shit out of him with his hammer
Theres another version where not only can you control The number of tributes to a much bigger degree but you can also make them work together If they are in the same district
I’m betting on my favorites Raiden, Kenshi, and Kitana! Updates because this may or may not age poorly 7:00 : goddamn it Raiden 14:23 : Kitana no 😢 17:11 welp there goes my favorites XD Please make this a series this is too funny
26:20 I feel kind of crazy that I actually know this reference ... and that it's 17 years old at this point in time And yeah I would love to see more of these, it caught me off guard how fun it was to see
Someone should try drawing some of these, it would be so funny: Sektor happy with his lighter and burning stuff Goro stealing while Kira isn't looking Kenshi noticing smoke rising in the distance somehow Stryker, Jade and Zombie Liu Kang singing together Shao Kahn begging for his life Orderrealmers thinking about home Fujin survivng the hurricane in a "this is fine" way maybe Ermac pushing Noob into an incoming boulder, Onaga doing the same to Shao Kahn Moloch setting an explosive off somehow
Bro As a onaga fan to the core I’m so glad he did so well and got his revenge on shao Kahn lmao also I nearly died and spat out my tea when you read out bo rai cho commits suicide I couldn’t stop crying with laughter god I love this video so much thanks for another W upload ❤
I tried this, but instead of Hunger Games, I used Orteil's Murder Games to see how different it plays. I think I prefer Murder Games as it can give you more freedom on making the characters (you can choose two personality traits and a weapon, as well as include as many teams and as many members in a team as you want or to just have some go alone so I was able to use the entire cast), although I noticed that any team-ups tend to be only be within everyone in the same district/team and not from outside unfortunately. It was pretty fun, with plenty of highlights: - Hsu Hao immediately disintegrating Onaga and proceeding to get jumped by Kabal & Kobra - Sonya killing Shao Kahn & Noob back to back - Sub-Zero turning Mileena into a sheep that Kano later kills - Blaze burning over half of the Lin Kuei (Sub-Zero, Smoke, & Frost) until he fell for Goro's trap - Johnny Cage & Sonya falling in love before Kintaro shoots Johnny in the head - Jax & Sonya falling in love before Moloch killed them both - Sindel saving Kitana's life from Drahmin - Hotaru killing Sindel, but Dairou betrays him for "slowing him down". He later gets killed by Shang Tsung - Tanya betraying Jade & Rain only for Havik to throw a grenade at her - Jarek wanting to die and falling to his death - Cyrax off playing a RPG and taking all the items - Nitara immediately getting a bikini and living her best life away from everyone until Moloch ruined it - Speaking of whom, Moloch was an absolute beast, getting the most kills at 7 (I think Sareena, Sonya, Jax, Nitara, Kung Lao, Fujin, and Daegon?) until Liu Kang finally came to stop him with a rocket launcher - Kira had a hell of a run, immediately slicing Scorpion in two, killing Taven, working with Kabal to kill Kano, almost killed Cyrax if it wasn't for his armor, and losing a fair fight against Goro - Kobra was one of the final 10 all because his items kept saving him until Shinnok decided to erase him - Fittingly enough, and I could not make this up if I tried, it came down to a rematch of Liu Kang vs. Goro, and yet again, Liu Kang wins - Mokap was actually the 2nd to last alive, but he did literally nothing the whole game until he starved or something lol
Christ, I haven't seen this website since, like, 2017. Glad to see it's still up! The only weird absence for me is Kano, considering you've got a Black Dragon group. Night 1 and lots of this is surprisingly in character! EDIT: I remember adding my own rules to make this simulate Mortal Kombat once. It wasn't that great, as in round one, Shang Tsung sucked his own soul away and died.
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Onaga killing shao and Sindel committing suicide were way too accurate 😂😂😂
More accurately written than NRS Sindel 😂
@@stevenparseghian when a random generator writes Sindel better than NRS
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"Kenshi sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate."
Yeah, probably because HE'S BLIND!
I'm not surprised Kobra is the first to go XD
The fact the blind guy shot him with an arrow just says it all.😂
Id rather have it be Hsu Hao
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@@elijahhunter9629 I thought that he would win honestly
Kung Lao dies from thirst...
Why the hell can't this man catch a break
Unlike his neck.
"Fujin dies of dysentery." I didn't know the Hunger Games was having an Oregon Trail collab!
This wins comment of the day for me.
>Kenshi SEES smoke in the distance
DOUBT
"Smoke questions his sanity." Seeing Shao Kahn begging for his life will do that.
Sindel doing a Hara-Kiri is the most accurate and funniest thing this simulator ever did
12:10 Of course Shujinko spends the whole day sitting in a corner meditating letting the clock fast forward!
i genuinely screamed “NOOOOO” when fujin died. I WAS ROOTING FOR MY MAIN!
"Kenshi sees smoke rising in the distance.." wait a second......
*Kung Lao dies from thirst*
Are you sure netherealm wasn't involved?
I wasn't expecting moloch to know how to use an explosive
I'd argue that he grabbed a bomb, and threw it without realizing what it was and ended up having better effects than he expected.
Dude fits tiny boats in bottles so maybe he's got delicacy
"Shao Kahn begs Kenshi to end his misery"
Damn, had to be careful. Almost choked on my drink.
So Fujin woke up and decided to create a tornado and kill a bunch of people.
Not only did Kung Lao die of thirst, he died of thirst on the first day. Man's just refused to drink anything for a while leading up to the games
I just can't stop laughing from imagining Sheeva, Onaga and Frost sitting together by campfire and singing Kumbaya, while Fujin sees this most uncanny thing in MK Universe and just can't help but scream from sheer terror😂😂😂😂
Shang Tsung isn't present because he oversees the Hunger Games.
In my head when Shao Kahn ambushes Raiden and kills him, Shao still gets severely injured so when he runs into Kenshi he wants him to kill him instead of suffering from the embarrassment by dying from bleeding out. But Kenshi refuses and walks away which of course is a mistake cuz Shao recovers enough to not die.
When Moloch sets an explosive off, killing Kenshi, Jax, and Ermac, I like to think that Jax and Ermac where fighting, Maybe Jax wants revenge for his arms if you wish to use the MK9 plot, and Kenshi was trying to break up the battle and get them to stop. Cue Moloch stumbling upon them and watching. He found a grenade some time ago without realizing what is, thinking it was some strange Earthrealm rock tool, and decides to throw it at one of them to maybe get them to keep fighting. Upon impact it blows up and kills the three leaving the Oni in complete shock for about ten seconds before he roars in accidental victory.
I would LOVE to see more of this. Rather it be with new teams/kharacters or even different games. Like if it where a bunch of Resident Evil people, that be cool too.
Bo Rai Cho burdened by the guilt and weight of failure from watching his two pupils die drinks himself to death at the feast while the chaos unfolds around him, possibly while having gone insane.
Sektor and Frost likely had the same kind of relationship as Rain and Tanya. They were just waiting for an excuse to try and off each other.
We just gonna ignore the Baraka impression? Lmao that was sick
9:08
Things I Noticed:
- Sektor take a lighter despite having flamethrowers in his arms since Day 1.
- Shao Kahn kills Dark Raiden in a story about Armageddon. MK9 confirmed.
- Snake speculated that Tanya and Sheeva would fight for leadership. Immediately afterwards, Sheeva is the sole survivor of her group (and leader by default?).
- No krap Fujin was the first to survive the hurricane; he KAUSED the hurricane! About time one of these kharacters started staying in-kharacter!
- No krap Quan Chi died in the hurricane! That's why he hired Sub-Zero to go through the Temple of the Elements (Fujin included)!
- Smoke being sucked into the hurricane was probably inevitable, but you would have hoped that the cyberization that brainwashed him for so long would have made him stable enough to prevent that...
- All three kharacters in the "Scorpion vs Sub-Zero Feud" died on the same day...All in ignominious fashion.
- Cyrax is set on fire, just like in Annihilation.
- None of the "Blank forces Blank to kill Blank or Blank" scenarios make any damn sense not just for who's being held by gunpoint by who, but because none of the scenarios forced anyone to kill anyone they're teamed up with or would have any reason to kare about even by the Hunger Games format overlooking their personalities.
- Sektor is the only kharacter who team-killed. Of all villains, he seems like the least likely to do so, since any organization he willingly joins would likely be entirely kontrolled by him and thus not need him to reprimand/etc allies; conversely, any other group he'd be in would only do so by reprogramming him and thus make him more of a slave than a participant.
He mentioned Taven winning and immediately jinxed it. Then I thought "Maybe Bo Rai Cho will win," and he killed himself
Sindel killing herself again had me dying 😭
Interesting things to note with your groupings in the beginning is that, while you said you put Stryker in the Order Realm group just because he fit the "law and order" thing, he actually had a side quest in Deception's Konquest where he was looking for some sort of training place to become a Seidan guardsman. So that's some fun little extra synergy there haha
I like how Sub Zero had an entire faction dedicated to hunting him down due to past events, only to be taken out by someone who didn't even have a specific grudge against him.
Shang Tsung the canonical Coordinator or Game Maker Seneca Crane is too perfect they even look alike
7:02 i like to think right before Shao Kahn sneak attacks raidien, he makes sure to say his MK9 villain monologue but in super fast, high pitched motion while smacking the shit out of him with his hammer
I like to believe shao Khan says the same monologue every time he wins or is going to win
This was unexpectingly hilarious. I'd love to see a netherealm era version of this
You could say the Hurricane is the pyramid of Armaggedon rising from the ground or something
The monkeys could be netherrealm demons? I'm trying to replace HG stuff with MK stuff
Theres another version where not only can you control The number of tributes to a much bigger degree but you can also make them work together If they are in the same district
How it is called?
@@Futo_no_mononobeSearch ''hunger games classic simulator''
Sindel literally finding any excuse to kill herself
I would love to see the fan art of Onaga and Moloch huddling together for warmth while Stryker, Jade, and Zombie Liu Kang cheerfully sings songs
The new MK should bring back Moloch with plastic explosives.
And yes, I watched the MK Flash spoofs too.
Kung lao can’t catch a break in anything he’s in hahaha.😹
24:56 Funnily enough, Sheeva did tear out my spine in Armageddon while I was playing as Onaga
(I sucked at fighting games and I still do)
Man Liu Kang’s new era is crazy… also “cover your ears brothers! DONT LET IT TAINT YOUR BRAINS!” As a response to your reference at the end
I never trusted these gasoline computers.
Honestly the basic HG lines make this way funnier than specifically written lines for MK
6:34 Of course, of course he’d find a way to die
As a Kung Lao fan, I can't even prosper in fanfiction
26:25 Oh the good ol days of tabmok99 and MK flash animations
Hahaha. Kobra dies in the first round from an arrow shot by a blind man.
It ironic how kintaro killed Johnny just like in the mid way timeline
i don't think it was kintaro
It was motaro
This was funny. After Kitana died, I was actually pulling for Onaga. Why Sheeva😂
I’m betting on my favorites Raiden, Kenshi, and Kitana!
Updates because this may or may not age poorly
7:00 : goddamn it Raiden
14:23 : Kitana no 😢
17:11 welp there goes my favorites XD
Please make this a series this is too funny
Also no one held hands in the event. Would make for funny crack ships
Poor Kung Lao, He gets killed by everyone in MK, and then this happen! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just imagining Goro sneaking to steal something is funny
"Kenshi sees smoke rising in the distance."
...Wait a minute.
26:20 I feel kind of crazy that I actually know this reference ... and that it's 17 years old at this point in time
And yeah I would love to see more of these, it caught me off guard how fun it was to see
Someone should try drawing some of these, it would be so funny:
Sektor happy with his lighter and burning stuff
Goro stealing while Kira isn't looking
Kenshi noticing smoke rising in the distance somehow
Stryker, Jade and Zombie Liu Kang singing together
Shao Kahn begging for his life
Orderrealmers thinking about home
Fujin survivng the hurricane in a "this is fine" way maybe
Ermac pushing Noob into an incoming boulder, Onaga doing the same to Shao Kahn
Moloch setting an explosive off somehow
Kenshi sees smoke rising in the distance?
This is completely hilarious and I endorse more MK Hunger Games XD
This is stupid and I love it, halfway through cant wait to see who survives by sleeping all day and pushing people into falling boulders.
Not only did kung lao doe of thirst, he died day 2, meaning he didn't drink anything before the games even started
Bro As a onaga fan to the core I’m so glad he did so well and got his revenge on shao Kahn lmao also I nearly died and spat out my tea when you read out bo rai cho commits suicide I couldn’t stop crying with laughter god I love this video so much thanks for another W upload ❤
I like to think Bo Rai Cho intentionally drank too much to the point of vomiting up his guts.
My boy Kung Lao being done dirty in EVERY MEDIA he makes an appearance come onnn 😂
“Kenshi sees smoke rising in the distance and decides not to investigate”
I have SEVERAL questions
RIP Kung Lao. There’s literally no hope for you, dude.
I tried this, but instead of Hunger Games, I used Orteil's Murder Games to see how different it plays. I think I prefer Murder Games as it can give you more freedom on making the characters (you can choose two personality traits and a weapon, as well as include as many teams and as many members in a team as you want or to just have some go alone so I was able to use the entire cast), although I noticed that any team-ups tend to be only be within everyone in the same district/team and not from outside unfortunately. It was pretty fun, with plenty of highlights:
- Hsu Hao immediately disintegrating Onaga and proceeding to get jumped by Kabal & Kobra
- Sonya killing Shao Kahn & Noob back to back
- Sub-Zero turning Mileena into a sheep that Kano later kills
- Blaze burning over half of the Lin Kuei (Sub-Zero, Smoke, & Frost) until he fell for Goro's trap
- Johnny Cage & Sonya falling in love before Kintaro shoots Johnny in the head
- Jax & Sonya falling in love before Moloch killed them both
- Sindel saving Kitana's life from Drahmin
- Hotaru killing Sindel, but Dairou betrays him for "slowing him down". He later gets killed by Shang Tsung
- Tanya betraying Jade & Rain only for Havik to throw a grenade at her
- Jarek wanting to die and falling to his death
- Cyrax off playing a RPG and taking all the items
- Nitara immediately getting a bikini and living her best life away from everyone until Moloch ruined it
- Speaking of whom, Moloch was an absolute beast, getting the most kills at 7 (I think Sareena, Sonya, Jax, Nitara, Kung Lao, Fujin, and Daegon?) until Liu Kang finally came to stop him with a rocket launcher
- Kira had a hell of a run, immediately slicing Scorpion in two, killing Taven, working with Kabal to kill Kano, almost killed Cyrax if it wasn't for his armor, and losing a fair fight against Goro
- Kobra was one of the final 10 all because his items kept saving him until Shinnok decided to erase him
- Fittingly enough, and I could not make this up if I tried, it came down to a rematch of Liu Kang vs. Goro, and yet again, Liu Kang wins
- Mokap was actually the 2nd to last alive, but he did literally nothing the whole game until he starved or something lol
I really want to see parts of this madness either rendered as drawings... or rendered as SFM things because this is just too golden
17:15 Now that is something you wouldn't expect Moloch to do
I wonder where Reptile was when this was going on
Probably playing poker with Shang Tsung
NOOOOOO NOT SINDEL KILLING HERSELF!...
AGAIN! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kung Lao was too thirsty.
Doing this with the Kombat Kings could actually make for a fun episode
Moloch better be using his homb skills when he comes back as a kameo in mk 1
I'd love to see this with other fighting games like Street Fighter and Tekken or, more ironically, Dead Or Alive
or Darkstalkers!
26:26 I watched another MK spoof 2&3 a lot when I was kid. (I only watched the reuploaded ver. on yt cause I didn’t know what newgrounds was)
17:10 Call of Kombat: Moloch Warfare 2
the funniest thing is that nightwolf is on the cover but not in the video
How do you manage to die of thirst on day 1, Lao?! You didn't hydrate before the games started?
Armageddon 2 looks kinda different
10:10 Reminder : this Shao Khan is less out-of-character than the NetherRealm one.
All my guys I was rooting for died during hurricane
I will commission fan art of Jax picking flowers.
And it has to be 3D era Jax. That idea works very well with that design of Jax.
Fujin's hurricane was OP
Fujin got Oregon trailed
for the netherrealm era, I expect things like kung jin shooting someone in the head, or mk11 sonya dying from debris😂
I could see them canonically bring back Moloch and having him use explosives.
This is my 11th time watching this and i just realized he didn't have Kano
Watch Dvorah go and win the NRS Hunger Games
You probably could’ve thrown Taven, Daegon, Rain, and Blaze in and do a Sons of Argus team
Expecting: Everyone die to stupid events.
Results: WE GOT ONI WITH PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!
Finally, we can decide who defeats blaze and gains the ultimate power. Watch it be one of the randos from the ps2 era lol
I've played around with this a bit and from what I've seen the more characters you put in the faster big kill everyone events happen.
Baraka got a glow up just to get sucked in by a hurricane lol
Baraka decided to kill both scorpion and sub zero and become the main character
Christ, I haven't seen this website since, like, 2017. Glad to see it's still up! The only weird absence for me is Kano, considering you've got a Black Dragon group.
Night 1 and lots of this is surprisingly in character!
EDIT: I remember adding my own rules to make this simulate Mortal Kombat once. It wasn't that great, as in round one, Shang Tsung sucked his own soul away and died.
I was pulling for Onaga to win. Just goes to show the only way to defeat the Dragon King is through sneakiness and deception.
26:23
Wha? My homies?
Grr, Goro smash!
Idea: Shang Tsung is disguised as Moloch, that's why Moloch gets as far as he does
this was way better than MK11's story 🤣
this was so acurrate and funny that it's honestly scary
I think it’d be cool to see this again with the netherealm era
This was a whole Fuckton of Fun, I’d love to see the sequel. I can’t wait for D’Vorah to somehow win
Shao Kahn runs away….
Kung Lao dies of thirst 😂
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Honestly this would be fun to turn into an actual story on watt pad.
Baraka is responsible for both Scorpion and Sub-Zero's deaths!
the sektor joke was perfect at 4.04. poor kung lao. take out the oni with plastic explosives made me laugh more than i should have