Religion - Tim Minchin

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  • Tim minchin explores the topic of religion in style!
    This came just after his song about god and anal sex (a brilliant little ditty entitled "ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins"), which is what he is refering to when he says "material like that"

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  • @jeremiahd2209
    @jeremiahd2209 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    "Created by man to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony"
    I have watched this dozens of times and this line still blows my mind.

    • @rruzgarr97
      @rruzgarr97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Jeremiah d goosebumps

    • @daboi7153
      @daboi7153 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +bingleton it could be toni xD

    • @dylanmansper4218
      @dylanmansper4218 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Jeremiah d that line is a clever part of the show but wouldn't you think that even if mankind HAD known about tony, we would have invented a macro-world about god and his ways anyway? I guess things like the bible would have been much less ridiculous, no ark or adam and eve, but perhaps there still would have been a biblical text which says we should follow a god who tells us not to wear multi-fabric clothes or we'll be stoned lol

    • @aliilaak7663
      @aliilaak7663 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +dylan mansper DAMN this feels good, this explains alot and its kinda situation i am in it, right now

    • @GodsOwnPrototype
      @GodsOwnPrototype 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironically a hypothesis that fails Popper's criterion of scientific falsifiability, thus losing out to the religious explanation, which, acknowledging the issue to be beyond the sphere of Science proper, doesn't even make the claim for itself.
      The opposite of Faith is not Doubt but rather Certainty. Everything is subject to the fallacy of the neglected aspect &all communication to some equivocation in the attempt to transfer understanding.
      The world of now depends on Faith like any other, our currencies are Fiat, the whole banking/finance system that is the engine keeping our bouncy castle reality filled with enough air runs on the fuel of Confidence.
      Metaphysics presents choices of worldview & traditions from the ever-expanding tree of options. 'Science' in the modern sense is a young Tradition, ('standing on the shoulders of giants'), the chief strength of which is a narrowly defined, highly prejudiced discrimination of the expressions of reality that it trusts & a highly accurate language in which to communicate (maths).
      However it cannot even attempt to provide a comprehensive worldview without betraying itself, as it's deluded/dishonest culty younger sibling Scientism does by pretending that it is still Science and not some attempted coup against Religion in the form of a Kuhnian paradigmatic revolution.
      Atheists and Agnostics need to answer the facts of history &why they could not build robust, fecund and competitive societies in the long run. "global studies have indicated that global atheism may be in decline due to irreligious countries having the lowest birth rates in the world and religious countries having higher birth rates in general" Cambridge Companion to Atheism p58.
      Don't lock those minds away just yet...

  • @naughtyhorses
    @naughtyhorses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "...as punishment for having a sort of schizophrenic discourse with a god who was created by man to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony"
    Utter Genius.

    • @Wordsmith00
      @Wordsmith00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still fascinates me every time I hear it.

  • @herbtenderson7335
    @herbtenderson7335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I wouldn't call having 4 kids at once a miracle. More like a waking nightmare.

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      NIghtmares are better. At least you get some sleep. That ain't happening with 4 babies lol.

    • @akishorekumarr
      @akishorekumarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @T Mox Technically, it is not bi-monthly. It is fortnightly.

    • @obedientfire840
      @obedientfire840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R.i.p. pussy ..

    • @craki06
      @craki06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would just be a regular nightmare cause the kids wouldn’t be walking for about a year and her two

    • @annataylor5233
      @annataylor5233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, and from a scientific viewpoint it's unfavourable at best. The human body is not properly equipt to carry two fetuses at once, let alone 4.

  • @somethingclever4563
    @somethingclever4563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "So that I can justify groups sex whilst abhorring group prayer."
    That line is flat out brilliant

    • @no_sense_of_humor467
      @no_sense_of_humor467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gonna leave on 69

    • @flippy66
      @flippy66 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's also a good joke about moral relativism, which is inherently problematic and contradictory, since morality cannot, by definition, be arbitrary. i.e. he's not actually morally relativistic.

  • @4thAugust1932
    @4thAugust1932 11 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Religion was born when the first con man met the first fool." --Mark Twain

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Science: I am willing to change my mind if reliable evidence is presented. I will question my own perceptions, and seek answers through further query.
    Religion: I will not change my mind even if overwhelming evidence is presented! I will not question my own preconceptions, and I will seek to silence questioning by others!

    • @Sc0rr
      @Sc0rr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I believe, you are actually wrong with this one.
      While almost all religions have the problem with reversal of burden of proof, there is at least one major religion where your statement does not fit. I think it was Judaism. Or Islamism? I forgot, It was something from the middle east.
      Anyway, Christianity works like this "why?" "because mysterious ways, shuddup" and Judaism(?) encourages questioning everything and there is even a phrase that says something like "if something is scientifically proven false, we have to accept that new reality"

    • @pop5678eye
      @pop5678eye 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Alu Targaryen Considering that it was the Book of Job, written by old Judaism, that most explicitely established the 'don't question! Just be thankful God didn't kill you!' in Abrahamic religions, I wouldn't try to be proud of that religion based on its revised reform interpretation.
      The Book of Job is the one where 'God's' reply to 'why' certain things happen is just 'how dare you question me!' A response of threat, not an answer.

    • @Sc0rr
      @Sc0rr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ok if you put it like that, it doesn't sound so good anymore :) thanks for clearing that up.

    • @austin7761
      @austin7761 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alu Targaryen I believe that the dalai llama said something similar to what you were saying in your first post.

    • @austin7761
      @austin7761 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ***** The people in this thread are talking about the methodology one uses when coming to his beliefs about reality. I'm sure you know some very nice religious people, I do too, but that has no bearing on whether their process of forming beliefs is based on superstition or evidence.

  • @KreeZafi
    @KreeZafi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    I can't believe how many people in the comments don't realize that his comedic dumbing down of the theory of evolution was just that, a dumbed-down version for comedic purposes. I am quite certain that he knows very well that's not how it works.

    • @mikelfairchild9007
      @mikelfairchild9007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KreeZafi well.......duh

    • @cawre
      @cawre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Maybe it wasn't "dumbed down" enough for them to get it

    • @attacktyson007
      @attacktyson007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think irony would be wasted on you.... aaaah the condencending sarcastic satisfaction i just had...mmmm ooooh there it is again, and again....

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no, he's serious, it's a lecture

    • @ooferrell
      @ooferrell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fucking tony!!!!!

  • @EsteemedReptile
    @EsteemedReptile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I swear Tim Minchin looks like a lost cousin of the Addams Family.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who says he isn't?

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I aspire to one day have someone say that about me

    • @collegerebel
      @collegerebel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He looks like Beetlejuice when he was alive.

    • @DocRockBaby
      @DocRockBaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@collegerebel He does indeed Brilliant..

    • @TTFerdinand
      @TTFerdinand ปีที่แล้ว

      The new film "Wednesday" about to come out in 2023. Can't wait.

  • @riparianlife97701
    @riparianlife97701 10 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Is it ironic that I worship Tim as a god?

    • @cw3le
      @cw3le 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Well, at least you know he's real. :D
      Like George Carlin used to say that he didn't pray to god, but to Joe Pesci. :)

    • @riparianlife97701
      @riparianlife97701 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cw3le Loved that bit!

    • @phantumgrey
      @phantumgrey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      cw3le Don't forget the sun......why? Because I can see the fucking sun!!.....RIP George

    • @cw3le
      @cw3le 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      phantumgrey Yes. But, Joe Pesci gets the job done. ;)

    • @phantumgrey
      @phantumgrey 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @Crimethoughtfull
    @Crimethoughtfull 10 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    God was created by man to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony.
    Just too brilliant!

  • @gnagyusa
    @gnagyusa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Still has his piano, both of his legs and his wife.
    Just sayin', theists...

    • @Someguy-my3he
      @Someguy-my3he 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And James Randi's million dollars is still as safe as ever, after all these decades.

    • @JpegDog
      @JpegDog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Randi gave up on giving it away because it could be put to better use, if I remember

    • @AnikaJarlsdottr
      @AnikaJarlsdottr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      checkmate xD

  • @8maxthemax8
    @8maxthemax8 9 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I remember, as a kid, thinking it might be a good business idea to create and market a placebo, without advertising it as a placebo, just to help hypochondriacs. I imagined homoeopathy before knowing about it!

    • @cyantulip
      @cyantulip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maxim T Potvin You must be an astrologer

    • @commonsense31
      @commonsense31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well you can’t overdose on it!
      Well you can fucking Drown! 😂😂
      Dara O’Brian religion

    • @jonnowds
      @jonnowds 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heck, call Placeborant! Turns out placebos can work even when the subject KNOWS it's a placebo. Because, idk, squishy, squishy human brains...? ;-)

    • @evenstoats2639
      @evenstoats2639 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's what about 70% of neutraceuticals are. They contain none of what's on the label, too little, or things that shouldn't be there. It's mostly a big scam.

  • @mfay6933
    @mfay6933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "...maths." Gotta love him

  • @faulmel7168
    @faulmel7168 10 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "And imagine what Tony would think, standing there on his brand new feet, on the brink of the beginning of mankind as we know it": "If only I had lungs"

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Melody Starling Even though his evolution joke is good, it's so inaccurate!

    • @dihanniloy2153
      @dihanniloy2153 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Deathbyblackhole I'm pretty sure we have feet... and that we evolved out of sea creatures... and that feet are useful on land...

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dihan Niloy It's still inaccurate...

    • @dihanniloy2153
      @dihanniloy2153 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deathbyblackhole I just rewatched it and well... I suppose you mean how random mutations as large as a fish growing legs probably didn't happen

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dihan Niloy Yeah these transitions took a long time (as the fossil evidence suggests).

  • @THESLOWDEATHHOOKS
    @THESLOWDEATHHOOKS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    WTF ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE? go back to the video. Yes, now! go back to the video, it's a shitfest down here.

    • @PumatSol
      @PumatSol 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you.

    • @KOakaKO
      @KOakaKO 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes, but sometimes the shitfest is funny. Especially when people start justifying their beliefs or lack thereof. Some of the mental gymnastics as they twist reality into knots is just hilarious.

    • @joselotl
      @joselotl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ok, thanks for the warning

    • @masterbucks
      @masterbucks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      woah, thank F*** you were here, I nearly did it, I started scrolling. That was close.

    • @ilikebuttsandireallyjustca7360
      @ilikebuttsandireallyjustca7360 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      welcome to the internet ......

  • @nicholesouza7914
    @nicholesouza7914 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He's extremely educated and logical. Don't hate on him. We're soul mates.

  • @InquisitorShepard
    @InquisitorShepard 10 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    There is a difference between placobos and homeopathic medicine. The price.
    Tou doum, tsss.

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know what they call homeopathic concoctions that work?
      Medicine.

    • @Figitarian
      @Figitarian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @elemu3653
      @elemu3653 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude 🎶 you are stupid

    • @dddux
      @dddux 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. It's called "mind challenged".

    • @faarsight
      @faarsight 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Homeopathic medicine is great for treating dehydration. Show me the sugar pill that can do that!

  • @alexspear2145
    @alexspear2145 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single homeopathic practitioner who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water have a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo..."- Tim Minchin
    So incredible...

    • @beth9138
      @beth9138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then I'll give you my piano... Or one of my legs... And my wife"

    • @SpaRkofFiRe
      @SpaRkofFiRe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The fact that he memorized all that and recited it without stuttering even once is fucking insane.

  • @supertimmytunes
    @supertimmytunes 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thank you Tony, for being brave enough to jump out of the water, coming directly under fire from the other fish for doing so, and growing and evolving feet that would later be passed on down the generations to me. I sincerely appreciate it.

  • @silixtuhibiski95
    @silixtuhibiski95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    About as funny as burning in hell...
    ...So pretty fucking funny if you think about it.

    • @princeofpranks6401
      @princeofpranks6401 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was this a joke? Or are you legit offended?

    • @silixtuhibiski95
      @silixtuhibiski95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PrinceOfPranks 'Twas a joke.

    • @ArtsofOwnage
      @ArtsofOwnage 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      PrinceOfPranks Did you read the rest of his comment?

    • @leroylang2453
      @leroylang2453 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Silixtu Hibiski Well hell is for all eternity whereas this is only 10 minutes long. And you can switch this off.

    • @robthelog223
      @robthelog223 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bogroll T Too right mate.

  • @OisirM
    @OisirM 13 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He's so incredibly natural... you get the feeling that no one went over his speech beforehand to weed out politically incorrect phrases, he just expresses his thoughts. Just for that, he deserves a huge bloody medal, and tons of radio time.

  • @olivermcerlean2635
    @olivermcerlean2635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His Albert Hall concert is still one of the all-time great performances.

  • @Tao33316
    @Tao33316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I loved "Don't drive faster than your angel can fly." Quite funny.

    • @madbear3512
      @madbear3512 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LordKellthe1st
      Why not

    • @marcuspainter4885
      @marcuspainter4885 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tao33316 this is actually close to what I was taught. Though for me it was called staying under the blood( gods blood that he gave in order to forgive your sins). You rise above, go to a bar with friends or hangout with a person of the opposite sex that has a crush on you,vis versa, and you might wake up to find years have passed and you’re an alcoholic or divorced. Fun stuff like that for 9 year olds to learn.

    • @weebiskey8910
      @weebiskey8910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcuspainter4885 That's a sad way to look at what could've been a fun situation. "If you have fun you'll become depressed and an alcoholic by the way!"

    • @dnichs7739
      @dnichs7739 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weebiskey8910 sadly both of you are right, in a way. The blood thing refers to following your truth, whether that be positive or negative.

    • @austenhead5303
      @austenhead5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, things can be wrong AND funny.

  • @naioka1992
    @naioka1992 14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I will give you...my piano
    one of my legs,
    ...and my wife!"
    I LOVE the little arm-jig he does just before the "and my wife" part! This guy is pretty awesome. I normally hate any kind of comedian's songs, but this cracked me up. First time I've seen any of Tim Minchin's stuff - a fantastic find! ^^

  • @narlacat68
    @narlacat68 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    He's a genius. Luv him. So proud he's an Aussie. xx

    • @lizhughes2852
      @lizhughes2852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      narlacat68 Don't be too smug! You also gave us Ken Ham!😂

    • @dannybutler8651
      @dannybutler8651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was actually born in England by Aussie parents then moved bk

    • @garymiles484
      @garymiles484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love Kevin Bloody Wilson, his daughter Jenny Talia from Australia oh and Paul Hogan.

  • @KellyCannondeBorda
    @KellyCannondeBorda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Needed this on Easter morning :)

  • @RegurgitateEucharist
    @RegurgitateEucharist 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i love his humor and laugh of course, but everything he says is actually very accurate and reasonable. to me at least. i relate to this man. love it

  • @3niknicholson
    @3niknicholson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim, you are great, and I thank Godlessness for you being here!

  • @Nahrix
    @Nahrix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh, my god, I never knew
    He wrote his standup
    In rhyming prose
    Shows I'm a screw-up
    Blind from those
    Who are smarter than me
    I'm thankful, though

  • @Fraggr92
    @Fraggr92 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Exactly.
    Like Minchin said in the Pope Song:
    "I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of other fuckers, while those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others" :)

  • @NarsFromMars
    @NarsFromMars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His philosophical AND linguistic genius amaze me.

  • @TPazouDance
    @TPazouDance 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tim Minchin makes me laugh! What a brilliant man!

  • @kornee
    @kornee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I came here looking for angry Christians

    • @kenelyon795
      @kenelyon795 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm a Christian. But not angry. God bless you!

    • @brianmchugh7679
      @brianmchugh7679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you get well soon.

    • @keylime5281
      @keylime5281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kenelyon795 good for you

    • @keylime5281
      @keylime5281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kenelyon795 I mean that in a positive way. There are too many people who are angry at eachother for a refusal to accept thing that are slightly different. Too few of us have that. Have a wonderful day and if it means anything extra to you Im not religious but I respect your beliefs

    • @kenelyon795
      @kenelyon795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@keylime5281 thank you for the nice cordial comment. I offer the same to you. I reject atheism and agnosticism but I certainly respect those of differing beliefs. I don't think atheists are irrational or unreasonable for their beliefs. And I hope they do not think Christianity to be unreasonable nor irrational. It's a wonderful thing to live in a society where people are free to hold their own private beliefs which differ from others. And so we ought to put forth great effort to make sure free speech and freedom of religion or non-religion is defended.

  • @TheAttackOfWaffles
    @TheAttackOfWaffles 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This man is a genius.

  • @tedlyngmo9180
    @tedlyngmo9180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok, where do I find the "it's been years and you're allowed to upvote again"-button?

  • @SeanLiddleSplunge
    @SeanLiddleSplunge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've just discovered Tim. Now I have religion

  • @UpWithTheBirds23
    @UpWithTheBirds23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The next fish I get I'm naming "fuckin Tony"!

  • @Fullprime
    @Fullprime 11 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Reading through these comments it's clear that some of you don't understand that you can only get a PhD if your research is completely novel. That's the whole point. Regrettably there is much we still don't know about evolution. Lucky for me that's why my PhD is funded, to investigate the evolution of mitochondrial descendants in eukaryotic parasites. So if anyone is willing to give education a chance, I'd be more than happy to explain why evolution as an occurrence is fact, but the exact mechanism and driving factors currently up for debate.

    • @googlesuckscock6538
      @googlesuckscock6538 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im an atheist, and my knowledge of biological science is a bit rough around the edges (I barely know the basics... micro/macro evolution. That's all I was taught in school) ... care to explain your field of study? :)

    • @Fullprime
      @Fullprime 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sure. As you may know, mitochondria are the 'power houses' of the cell, providing the chemicals that provide the energy required for many reactions. In eukaryotic parasites, such as malaria, these mitochondria have been shown to have changed in one way or another. My particular field of study focuses on a close relative of malaria, Cryptosporidium. In these particular parasites the mitochondria have lost all of their own DNA. They are also much smaller and lack the ability to make the energy chemicals (ATP). My exact focus is to see what processes, if any, still exist within this shrunken mitochondria (called a mitosome) and to attempt to show the step by step mutations that occurred, causing the mitochondria to become what it is now. Basically, done people study how 'chimps' became humans, I study how mitochondria became mitosomes.

    • @persistentconsistency
      @persistentconsistency 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey Christopher! Did you earn your PhD? I'd love to hear more about your findings and how the research went.

    • @vivekvardhan7860
      @vivekvardhan7860 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really interesting! I would like to ask purely from an evolution point of view, where are feelings placed? And how shall we interpret it? If it something good for our survival or is it something that we will lose in future? I mean, just an academic thought. Does it have an advantage in survival?
      Thanks for the time.

    • @Reggie-tf4ex
      @Reggie-tf4ex 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christopher Miller Is there an example in which an organism gains or adapts their organelles to become more complex? In the mitochondria example there is nothing more complex added on.

  • @LAnonHubbard
    @LAnonHubbard 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is so talented, intelligent and simply fucking awesome.

  • @morphsuitgirl8449
    @morphsuitgirl8449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love his brain.

  • @crystalalves-veira6383
    @crystalalves-veira6383 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ok I'm just wondering how do Christians know that it was their god that performed said miracle?... Using history, gods have been around for a lot longer than Christianity. So if in fact you have had a "miracle" happen to you do you have proof that it was an act of Christianity's god or that it was not an act from some other, much older religion?

    • @pavelskop305
      @pavelskop305 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its pretty simple, cuz there's only one God...it/he/she doesnt need a name. humans need names, identites, etc. me being smartass, right? :D I respect all other beliefs...I dont care if people are christians, muslims, atheists. I belive in some things. But let's hear something simple to think about. If we live in the world of cause and consequence...then we come to ...there must be a first cause...but how can there be a first cause? So there must be something eternal...and that I believe is God or whatever u wanna call it...I don't believe it/he/she wants to punish us or whatever...we punish ourselves with what we create :).

    • @Joppe253
      @Joppe253 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pavel Skop Spinoza?

    • @isaacwilkinson3301
      @isaacwilkinson3301 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      why is that when ever people talk about how bad religion is they always talk about christianity but never islam or judaism or sikhism hinduism buddism.

    • @Joppe253
      @Joppe253 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isaac Wilkinson It's easier to focus on one religion, you probably debunk all the others in the process. And Christianity is just the most visible and present religion. (btw for me Christianity, Islam and judaïsm are the same thing with a different label)

    • @mathut3782
      @mathut3782 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pavel Skop What the original comment is addressing is the fact that throughout history, there have been hundreds, probably thousands of gods/goddesses that were worshipped under different religions. The author of that comment is asking what makes the Judeo-Christian god more "real" than the hundreds/thousands of others that have are "not real?"

  • @WendyRomkes
    @WendyRomkes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yup.. I really like this dude.

  • @comedianyueyue
    @comedianyueyue 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So much beauty. Love to hear your sage comedy words!

  • @averycecilleven5890
    @averycecilleven5890 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This man is brilliant

  • @fernandodobbin3806
    @fernandodobbin3806 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Atticus Fetch seems really mature now...

    • @yannatosp
      @yannatosp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Robin Ashe-Roy :) thanks for this comment! This is exactly what he's talking about!

    • @IAmNomadical
      @IAmNomadical 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Robin Ashe-Roy I bet Schrodinger's Cat knows more than yours... ;-)

    • @IAmNomadical
      @IAmNomadical 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      George Jetson That depends, did anyone ever look?

    • @IAmNomadical
      @IAmNomadical 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      George Jetson Poor kitty :(

    • @GJSolo
      @GJSolo 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      IAmNomadical
      Schrodinger's Cat was theory only, he didn't participate in any animal abuse :)

  • @chelseykrzewina8120
    @chelseykrzewina8120 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Fuck off" seems reasonable enough to me *shrugs* too tame actually.

  • @sockmaster2718
    @sockmaster2718 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Genius. Pure genius.

  • @suerossiter3126
    @suerossiter3126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim Minchin... we sang together, years ago, in Cheltenham at the Town Hall !!!! Remember?

  • @MPythonGirl
    @MPythonGirl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If I had the permanent marker it would be
    Magic Happens
    ...And So Does Science

    • @misssnugglebunny8093
      @misssnugglebunny8093 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      touché

    • @nickacelvn
      @nickacelvn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, and science is replicable and quantifiable and that helps (a lot) with its credibility, ;-)

  • @doneestoner9945
    @doneestoner9945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this cool guy !

  • @michaelsmyth9904
    @michaelsmyth9904 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Evolution bit was absolutely wonderful....

  • @danthefan
    @danthefan 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    There's a one in 64,000,000 chance that I'll ever watch this again.

  • @Dizzy758
    @Dizzy758 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Believe in magic, you muggle!

    • @KangasniemiJerri
      @KangasniemiJerri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Denisa Mihaela Now THAT was hilarious and spot on! 😂

    • @Sonturist
      @Sonturist 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our names may sound the same Mihaela

  • @TheCrazymomto6
    @TheCrazymomto6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yes, please! Come to the US, epically after this shit election! Come to Seattle first, we'll be in the front row cheering!

  • @tomjardine-smith2793
    @tomjardine-smith2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video was preceeded by an ad by a relious group. Outstanding.

  • @reishiblack423
    @reishiblack423 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    A good scripture that discusses atheism is Psalm 10:4 "The wicked through the pride of his countenance will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts." And King David who wrote that lived around 3,000 years ago, and yes he was very literate by the way.

  • @tsw8848
    @tsw8848 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see Tim Minchin debating with John Lennox.what a wonderful view that would be!

  • @cutzymccall7675
    @cutzymccall7675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Refreshing. I believe in the supernatural and the miraculous, and have a strong faith in the Goddess, however: I love this guy. Bravo for anyone who goes against "normal" human inclinations, especially if they are witty and smart.

  • @ericreyes3801
    @ericreyes3801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the cure has really changed their live show up

  • @stevenbristol2334
    @stevenbristol2334 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    [cont'd] though, I'm now a 26-year-old Master's Degree student. So, you're preaching to the choir about it being difficult. Granted, I know there are places on Earth where it's far harder to obtain an education than what I experienced, but as for first-world countries, I'd say my education tended toward the difficult side. Sorry for "coming late to the game," as it were! Enjoyed chatting with you. Let's shut up and enjoy the glory that is Tim Minchin :)

  • @roofusonna1846
    @roofusonna1846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I liked his set, but I thought that Tim misrepresented how complex body parts evolve.
    They evolve incrementally, being useful in keeping a genome alive till it is able to reproduce.
    The flight wings of feathers may have started out as body insulation that had to become more aerodynamic in order to hunt and escape predators, iterating until feathered creatures can glide and fly.

    • @chocolateninja22
      @chocolateninja22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well he obviously dumbed it down for the sake of the joke

    • @roofusonna1846
      @roofusonna1846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I get that, but I think he is misrepresenting evolution to a large audience when the theory is not as clearly understood as it should be.

    • @Zeppelin616
      @Zeppelin616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You really think he doesn't know that..

  • @pipsantos6278
    @pipsantos6278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't argue when it comes to religion anymore. Once I saw that ultimately atheism will win, I just ignore religionists. What trend am I seeing? Children are less religious than their parents. The trend is even pronounced to those who have finished college. In 5 to 10 generations, religion will be a fringe movement. Don't you know that just 40 years ago, that's about 2 generations, they were jailing people who go hunting or swimming or mowing lawn or what not on Sundays (lord's day)? Today we look at that sanctimonious practice as ridiculous. Same with eating meat on friday. Religion is dying. Just let it be. Be kind to your parents.

    • @jojolafrite90
      @jojolafrite90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's hope no big event will get all humanity back on track to full obscurantism... *cough* coronavirus.

  • @OrbitalAngel
    @OrbitalAngel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Brilliant lol

  • @affighterchick22
    @affighterchick22 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omfg his fishy imitation is hysterical. I'm still laughing.

  • @jwrig000
    @jwrig000 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best thing on TH-cam.

  • @TheWhiteGuwop
    @TheWhiteGuwop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how ignorant people are saying atheism is a religion😂😂😂 like atheism is not a belief system, it's the idea that there are no "greater powers" and religion is false, so all these people saying that atheism is a religion they're basically using a double negative."my religion is atheism, my religion is not believing I'm religion" 😂😂😂😂

    • @danobot12
      @danobot12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ben Saying athetism is a religion is alike saying "OFF" is a TV channel. (read that somewhere)

  • @stevenbristol2334
    @stevenbristol2334 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    listening to/reading/watching, in fact, depending on their preferred method of learning - all of those gentlemen have books, e-books, and enough TH-cam videos available to make your head spin :) I wish, when someone was looking down, instead of giving them a Bible, Good Samaritans would give out boxsets of Nova on PBS =D

  • @TheOmegau
    @TheOmegau 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    For some of us, it's more interesting to know how insignificant we are. It means nothing, except that we have so much more to learn, and we can advance so much farther. It doesn't make life any less precious. Life is after all the rarest thing in the known universe.

  • @Bluelemonzz
    @Bluelemonzz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tim Minchin is fuckin awesome, but he has evolution all wrong. The changes happen very slowly.. It's not a sudden change from a not having a certain quality to then having it; it's a slow progression. It all depends on selection one gender of the species have with the other gender. More and more selections in a certain direction means the next generation will acquire more chances to have those qualities. For instance if you wanted your genetic lineage to be tall rather than short, have a child with a really tall person. Have one of those kids then have a child with another tall person. Keep doing this every successive generation and eventually your great great great great grand kids will have a very strong chance of being tall just based on genetic odds. This basic understanding, can be applied to almost all genetic traits. Traits does not have a direction. You can easily go in one direction or the reverse depending on selection.

    • @stevenaustin8274
      @stevenaustin8274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bluelemonzz do you think he doesn’t know that! it’s what’s called comedy not to taken literally

    • @emix1010
      @emix1010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then again, there are some jumps too in mutation. It’s not all smoothly gradual selection.

  • @sjtipene
    @sjtipene 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Awww you atheists are so preachy and judgemental.

    • @kieran10202
      @kieran10202 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      that sounded awfully preachy and judgemental.

    • @phantumgrey
      @phantumgrey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kieran10202 Got him! lol

    • @CAnon-mg1xm
      @CAnon-mg1xm 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      kieran10202
      so if you murder someone, and are proven guilty...that's makes us judgmental. I get it..we have to like and accept what ever ....just what ever as long as it's against life and nature. if you ever see mr.Timmy, tell him to de-lice his hair.

    • @phantumgrey
      @phantumgrey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dude who the fuck is talking about murder in these comments? What kind of self righteous Jesus freak would say such a thing? Go take your religion back over to the fiction section of the book store.

    • @CAnon-mg1xm
      @CAnon-mg1xm 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      phantumgrey
      You clearly don't understand the who what where when and how of religion.
      People like you think it's ok to have abortions...which is murder dumbass.
      Women's rights are only talked about by men when they want to make sure women can legally have an abortion. That lets men off the hook.
      Abortion also is used for the purpose of genocide in all of Africa. DEATH.
      Abortion of FEMALES in Asian countries..which in case you don't know includes India..caused such a shortage that they now increased human trafficking, the buying of female human flesh for their sons. DEATH.
      Mr.Timmy says he believes a woman "has the right to do what ever she wants with her body". Smart man...she already does. He's no feminist. Trouble is we have a huge population that believes they have the right to have sex with whom ever and when ever. What happens is unwanted pregnancies HIV/AIDS. That's not freedom. That's death.
      How about you and your lice infested Mr.Timmy take your beliefs back to the Dark Age, where they came from?

  • @Redstar2613
    @Redstar2613 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hope this doesn't accurately represent his view on evolution because if it does, he's wrong. Evolution takes millions of years, nothing just suddenly grows feet. It happens very slowly and they wouldn't need to suddenly learn how to use an extra body part, because it happens so slowly, there is plenty of time to slowly learn what it can be used for.
    Hopefully he just put it like that for comedic effect. But it does make atheists look as stupid as creationists think we are.

    • @VictoriaMorganawesometori
      @VictoriaMorganawesometori 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He was making a simplistic scenario for the sake of the bit. Tim Minchin is a very well educated man, whom I'm sure knows all about our research on evolution.

    • @JiveDadson
      @JiveDadson 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      On evolutionary time scales, a million years *_is_* sudden.

    • @10AntsTapDancing
      @10AntsTapDancing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Redstar2613 it's a comedy skit. You're not supposed to think it's his real opinion but to make you laugh. Besides how could an atheist look stupid if compared to creationists, and frankly who would care if reason and logic are the yard sticks atheists use to navigate their lives and magic and superstition drive creationists :)

    • @blinky.5078
      @blinky.5078 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god

    • @teresamclean8595
      @teresamclean8595 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO ! GEEEEZUS

  • @susannealtland2647
    @susannealtland2647 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's Brilliant!

  • @udrichie
    @udrichie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Minchin is brilliant and funny!!

  • @6alcantara
    @6alcantara 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The problem is not religion itself, the problem is how some people have used it on their own advantage.

  • @meeplesrepublic2697
    @meeplesrepublic2697 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    American Atheist Comedian who loves your work here!

  • @AustinLoweBorne
    @AustinLoweBorne 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I came back to this video after seeing somebody on Facebook, referring to Evolution, said "To believe that we just happened rather than being created is just plain stupid."

  • @MatthewNJDavis
    @MatthewNJDavis 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When and where is this filmed?
    Thank you.

  • @SamuraiJeff
    @SamuraiJeff 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Most of us just get tired of pointing out your flaws you and frown enthusiastically when we find out someone we respect is religious.

  • @Patriotsounds
    @Patriotsounds 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @kaykko It wasn't created to prevent people from going crazy, it was created as a feeble attempt to extend our lives by providing another life that lasts forever.

  • @lonewolf975
    @lonewolf975 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @AChefla To put it simply, you're smart. thank you for being on youtube to balance things out. youtube could use more people like you. this would be a much happier place.

  • @AraGuitar
    @AraGuitar 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tim Minchin is absolutely amazing.

  • @jona5820
    @jona5820 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "This beautiful, complex, wonderfully, unfathomable, natural world?"
    It is not often that I hear something as brilliant and clever as "Storm".

  • @hypnotika
    @hypnotika 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    He was born to Aussie parents and moved to Australia when he was 2; not enough time for an accent to fully develop due to a very limited vocab at that age. He sounds like a typical Perth lad to me. Also keep in mind that Australia has regional dialects, similar to England and the US. Just a somewhat well spoken guy.

  • @RiotKurhein
    @RiotKurhein 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Both parties attack each other" but it's the theists that start throwing stones or firebombs (depending on the religion in question).

  • @Roflstab
    @Roflstab 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Odin announced an end to all Frost Giants, and I don't see any Frost Giants around...

  • @WhiteKeyness
    @WhiteKeyness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    great upload! On a side note - FSMGauss - finite state machine, Gauss? Cool name ahaha

  • @catweasle5737
    @catweasle5737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    True Aussie humour. Brilliant.

  • @LogicalStatements3
    @LogicalStatements3 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Assuming an answer to an unanswered question is the silly thing.

  • @theoneandonlygrod
    @theoneandonlygrod 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    No, that's the exact opposite of what I'm afraid of. I am a rational human being who does not know what lies beyond the veil of death and have no curiosity about it whatsoever. So, I would rather spend forever in this world that, as fucked up as it is, I actually understand. I've sat with many, many people on their deathbeds and I have never met one person in my life who was truly "ready to die". There's always something to do, something new to learn and something to experience.

  • @HazyHerbivore
    @HazyHerbivore 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    a sense of spirituality can be separated from supernatural nonsense and religion

  • @CMFTC
    @CMFTC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    hit the nail on the head.. "ironically (religion exists) considering all the religious violence in the world."

  • @sofiafernandes9
    @sofiafernandes9 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know he's Australian. I'm saying he sound very English to me, and he lives now in London, which might be why we sounds a little like that.

  • @mistervelux
    @mistervelux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When your having a crisis.... and suddenly he says Tony...

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!!

  • @LokcedUot
    @LokcedUot 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm in America, Tim, and I'm not going to be throwing stuff at you in March! Of course, that's the gathering of atheists, so I guess I'll get to see you relaxed.
    Holy shit, I'm so excited.

  • @israelmaldonado2928
    @israelmaldonado2928 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the background laughter seems dubbed like an episode of Friends.

  • @Phineus05
    @Phineus05 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the suggestion. I'll check it out.

  • @alphabeta591
    @alphabeta591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:17 The odds of 1/64,000,000 makes the occurrence rare, but it also tells you how often it DOES happen.

  • @KyleAButler
    @KyleAButler 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hate to butt in to another convocation, but I did quite enjoy the irony of the fairly close minded statement "Atheist deny God, therefore they are close minded, simple" in an attempt to show how close minded your adversary is.

  • @JonO387
    @JonO387 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wasn't the original person you were talking to. I just read your comment and thought I should point it out. I guess I should have read more of the conversation....