EverQuest (1992, MS-DOS Remix) - Inn

What if Everquest was one of those MS-DOS Point & Click adventures from 1992?
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Due to a trademark dispute I'm legally obliged now to say "No you morons, of course it's not real, this is a clever and unique remix of the original song to sound in the style of a 1992 MS-DOS game. It's called imagination, and you still suck at Everquest."