I never forget Djalili family. On 24th of December 1969 as I arrived in London I stayed at their home for a few days before I went to Brighton. God bless his mother & hope his dad is healthy.
@@3ZOZ1KSA1BOY be very cautious! I'm 67. So what? I just wrote a memorial from the past. I live somewhere else in Europe much better than England full of poor jobless people with those ancient houses. When I see old commedies like On The Buses, I see nothing has changed since those years, whether in Brighton, Newcastle-upon-Tyne or Weybridge in Surrey where I had an expensive house. I sold all & live now as a German citizen: So du kannst mich mal.....!!
drkimy sorry for hurting your felling but your memory is 50 years old and the fact that someone in your age interact with youtube is very rare it’s unseen mostly so i without thinking to much thought you are 80 years old . Sorry again and i hope you live past 80 years old .
Omid is one of the most underrated actors. Absolutely brilliant. If you don't recognise him, he played the prison warden in the Mummy (Brendan Fraser version). He was also in Black Books when he tricked Manny into being a "photography model". Hehe. This man is a damn talent! I didn't realise he was s comedian to boot!
@@jedskulls4295 I think there are more than just Chawali as commentators at beIN sports. but then again he's the most famous-successful one he just makes morons from egypt and the middle east sound boring as fuck. and Tunis is a capital city, not a nation. mr. butthurt egyptian.
Barbara Hallinan ...... And I suppose you think you're funny by spelling my name the way you did? Well here's the thing .... you're not, funny. In fact you come across as rather immature.
True story: Once I bought a second hand fitness band with a phone directory from an Egyptian gentleman. That fellow forgot to reset his watch. When I checked out phone directory, first names that turned up where roughly 35x Ahmed (with helpful definitions such like son of Mohammed, the Taxi driver) and some +60x Mohammed. Honestly, I can‘t quite remember but if I am not mistaken, the seller‘s name was indeed Mohammed.
@United Muslims it was sarcasm at its finest! He was listing all Muslim names and followed it with James blunt... We clearly know it's improbable and he's just messing with us!
When I applied for my USA visa in 1972, one question was 'Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?' At 17, I put 'No'. However, the visa was issued for 'Indefinitely for Multiple Applications' so by now I could be Putin's deputy, and still get in.
I was the other way around 😆I used to watch him on Just For Laughs reruns and when I saw The Mummy in full a couple years later, I was all "how am I only finding out now he was in The Mummy?!"
I never forget Djalili family. On 24th of December 1969 as I arrived in London I stayed at their home for a few days before I went to Brighton. God bless his mother & hope his dad is healthy.
Wooow long time ago
Yeah, but love stays in ones mind. I knew his family in Iran & they helped me......Ooooh
You must be 80 years old now
@@3ZOZ1KSA1BOY be very cautious! I'm 67. So what? I just wrote a memorial from the past. I live somewhere else in Europe much better than England full of poor jobless people with those ancient houses. When I see old commedies like On The Buses, I see nothing has changed since those years, whether in Brighton, Newcastle-upon-Tyne or Weybridge in Surrey where I had an expensive house. I sold all & live now as a German citizen: So du kannst mich mal.....!!
drkimy sorry for hurting your felling but your memory is 50 years old and the fact that someone in your age interact with youtube is very rare it’s unseen mostly so i without thinking to much thought you are 80 years old . Sorry again and i hope you live past 80 years old .
To be fair we had a guy called Mohammed at work, and when he left he was replaced by another guy called Mohammed.
What about Ahmed?
Ragazar OM Allah 😂😂 Mohamed left another Mohamed replaced
When you see Farsi worse than Americans
How bout Hassan?
😂
“Have you ever incited genocide?”
“No but the night is young”
I remember this guy in "The Mummy"
waratthewarfield ok I knew I wasn’t crazy, you sir saved me a google
THANK YOU
"His neck did not break!"
@@23pyromaniac "What else? I'm a very... lonely man..."
"STEP OVA THA THRESHOLD!"
..."My newborn son, James Blunt..." I swear that caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
who is james ?
I did not understand that joke
That was legendary
By far the best delivery out there. Love his comedy.
I see what you did there......
The Catholic Church should avoid my mother. She’ll find the holy grail and the arc of the covenant. The whole secret archives would be made public.
Wow, I thought that was just an Asian thing. Turns out moms everywhere are excellent detectives.
Your mom would be a great detective or archaeogist. ☺️
Omid is one of the most underrated actors. Absolutely brilliant. If you don't recognise him, he played the prison warden in the Mummy (Brendan Fraser version). He was also in Black Books when he tricked Manny into being a "photography model". Hehe. This man is a damn talent! I didn't realise he was s comedian to boot!
This guy is absolutely sensational. Totally underrated. Just amazin.
I love this guy.
Love to Iran from England
I watched him along with my breakfast, and I got in such a good mood that now I am in high spirit to meet the rest of today.
Nooooooooo, you forgot the rule! Don't get high on your product.
And in return you made my day with your comment.😁👌
That is exactly what a person should do, you wake up , watch something funny and it makes you happy for the day!! its what you think about the world
I love this.. ten months later im hoping you're still groovin
same routine here
An underrated comedian. Love his content
I feel like I haven't seen him in years. Killed me with the Egyptian football commentary.
Goooon Gooon Wallahi! :D
arika guasnahabair e............he has not seen his feet in years.
Icelandic football commentary is very similar, I guess we Scandinavians are also an excitable people.
Love his comedy
Artika Gunathdotdotdot I’m sorry but that joke was stolen from Moe Amer. Check him out
He does an amazingly good American accent for sum1 who naturally has a british accent👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I'm saudi arabian and the soccer commentary part was so accurate it's insane 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the under rated comedians of our generations
He was spot on with the soccer commentary, that is exactly what the beIN Sports announcer sounds like 🤣🤣
But the moron on Bein is not Egyptian, he is from Tunis !
True haha
jsquared1013 use
@@jedskulls4295 I think there are more than just Chawali as commentators at beIN sports. but then again he's the most famous-successful one he just makes morons from egypt and the middle east sound boring as fuck. and Tunis is a capital city, not a nation. mr. butthurt egyptian.
"did you even look?" Is something I ask my husband a lot. Lol
Right!? BTW, Jambo rafiki 😁
Sounds like something my mom said to my dad 20+ years ago, when he was looking for his pickup truck keys. 😂🚚🔑
He pronounced Arabic really well for an Iranian 😘
Arabic is being taught in Schools in Iran. There are also many Arabs living in Iran.
@@mortyh.4076 yeah i'm maroccain live in iran
@@mortyh.4076 He was brought up in U.K , not Iran!
@@mortyh.4076 We are not taught arabic well.It's an elementary education and it's not effective because our education system is shitty in general.
@@mortyh.4076 I never learned Arabic. Barley passed it. Lol
And he was born in U.K.
Wow I am Iranian and i am discovering these gems just now...funny guy.احسنت
Omid Djalili 🤣🤣 IS THE BEST
have you seen the gladiator?
@@nikolasmacedonites917 ohh yesss
You should watch his older videos on TH-cam. They're hilarious.
احسنت isnt that arabic?
He doesn't appear on UK television so much now, I'd forgotten how funny he can be.
john pee dix on..........hes funny looking.........
Barbara Hallinan ...... And I suppose you think you're funny by spelling my name the way you did? Well here's the thing .... you're not, funny. In fact you come across as rather immature.
jonn p dix on............omg..another brexit whinger.
Oh DO fuck off, woman. I never mentioned Brexit, you did. Maybe your meds have worn off and you need a top-up, you dozy mare.
+JohnPaul Dixon steady on. She made some silly joke and there you go...
this guy almost made me spit out my water at work
Mahesa Anabrang Do perks at your work involve watching youtube?
"no but the night is young"
He's so good! I wish the BBC could renew his TV show again.
Daniel Sadjadian I agree! He makes my day brighter.
He's wasted on the BBC
That soccer and Muhammad - Ahmad part was just so relatable lol 😂😂
Thank you, you delivered well the sketch, you are amazing:))
Loved this guy in gta 4, gta online, and now finding out he's a comedian. I have a lot of catching up to do. He's hilarious xD
I’m glad omid is back. I missed him.
This is awesome!
The comedian Omid Djalili is always funny.
True story:
Once I bought a second hand fitness band with a phone directory from an Egyptian gentleman. That fellow forgot to reset his watch. When I checked out phone directory, first names that turned up where roughly 35x Ahmed (with helpful definitions such like son of Mohammed, the Taxi driver) and some +60x Mohammed. Honestly, I can‘t quite remember but if I am not mistaken, the seller‘s name was indeed Mohammed.
They actually ask you the genocide question when applying UK family visas.
Seriously though, why would anyone answer that question with a "yes"?
"Well, at least you're honest." **APPROVED**
AnilAslan In addition to genocide, they also ask you if you’ve ever committed any act of terrorism.
Do they really expect a genocidal dictator to speak the truth?
has anyone ever said yes?
I am dying on the football commentary!!!! Excitable is right! lol
When he was talking about the questions for the passport application. I believe him.
Just massive! Omid is greatness.
I am Egyptian and this guy knows exactly what he talking about :D
James blunt! Killed me!
@United Muslims it was sarcasm at its finest! He was listing all Muslim names and followed it with James blunt... We clearly know it's improbable and he's just messing with us!
Although I'm an Iranian but this is the first time I'm seeing his videos, thank TH-cam for you recommendation 😅
This was fabulous, watching in 2019. Persian comedians are amazing.
When the video stops and your still laughing 🤣 Lol..... Ha ha..
That Messi Bit is legendary 🤣
Fun Fact: He is the Voice Actor of Yusuf Amir from GTA EFLC/TBOGT
Ahhaha great sense of humour
I'll have to watch more of his
I'm Egyptian and that is so true
Came to put this on in the background and watched all 5 minutes. Class comedy.
Never get high on your own supply 😂. Guys brilliant and such a support to great cause ❤
my goodness 1am and i laugh very hard while my family are sleeping. keep it up omid.
The way he read the genocide question had me bloody rolling!
The commentary was sooo spot on!
"There it is! ... it's been there the whole time!"
"What do they know, theyre not men"
Dead
He's not shitting 😂😂😂😂😂, I had to go through this shit 😂😂😂😂. The questions are literally that blunt, and stupid 😂😂😂😂
i miss Oimd
please return to dubai , we love you ❤❤❤❤
Never heard of this guy, but boy now I'm in love
When I applied for my USA visa in 1972, one question was 'Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?' At 17, I put 'No'. However, the visa was issued for 'Indefinitely for Multiple Applications' so by now I could be Putin's deputy, and still get in.
WHOOPI introduced him to us here in the states and I cant get enough of him, so funny
NOW I recognise him. He's that guy from the mummy😂😂😂
and notting hill and pirates of the caribean. He out performed Johnny Depp off the charts
The messi commentary part was so true 😂😂
Very good 👍👏👏👏
LOL! I like to dedicate that goal to my wife "Mohammad Ahmad." That cracked me up big time.
His Egyptian commentary is spot on.
Smart, charming, funny, I like this guy...
DJ Khaled really let himself go
You can tell that same joke looking at real khaled
ANOTHA ONE!!!
Omid Djalili really let himself go.
We da best music!
@@sunkid02 underrated comment 😂👍
Very proud of you for identifying yourself with Iran even you born in England...you are doing a great job as far as comedy.
OMID is simply D BEST indeed 🙌🏼❤️👑👑❤️
omfg this was awesome......epic hillarious
The ending is brilliant 😂😂😂😂
You have really great shows ... I hope you are healthy mr jalili
😂 That was hysterical
as an egyptian this is hilarious and true
As a Sudanese I found it weird that Messi's hypothetical boyfriend had to be Sudanese. 🤔
Yusuf amiiiiir , WE gettin' araab moneyyy
Holy shit, I grew up with this guy in The Mummy, how am I only finding out now he's a comedian?
I was the other way around 😆I used to watch him on Just For Laughs reruns and when I saw The Mummy in full a couple years later, I was all "how am I only finding out now he was in The Mummy?!"
@@LadyDecember Haha total opposite, that's wild
I meet him once a lovely guy
hahahaha omg the visa questions just about killed me..........
is this wat i come into this world to learn and listen too.
Hey...when I heard mo Amer made that soccer joke, I thought I heard it before. It's from this guy...haha
Watch arabic commentary in el classico. The excitement and screaming will not only destroy the roof but will tear a hole in the sky.
You're incredible maaan
Love you boss.
Nice video !!!!
Yusuf Amir: WE GOT ARAB MONEY!!!
what a talent this man ... you can never learn ...
I see Omaid I click Like 🧡
He really brings out the Yusuf with the Egyptian soccer commentary
He is just solid. Never seen a poor performance from him
Comedian, actor , and dancer and intelligent
This was super funny
That commentary was spot on....
I am gonna be honest here. I want expecting much when I clicked the video but he is awesome.
Pure Art God bless you bro
looks like one of the guy from that Brendan Fraser's Mummy movie
Dr. Acula yeah, that's him.
Oh yeah the guy who tried to steal those bug things, only to get his brain eaten out by one.
Daniel Sadjadian - At least he stopped selling queer giraffes.
That's because he is THE guy from that Brendan Fraser's Mummy movie.
When he does the bit impersonating the statue "lelelelele!!" so funny
I love Omid. He’s fantastic.
1:36 nice and well written joke .
I like this show.
Love this actor. Should play every middle eastern character ever.
Yusuf Amir! 😏
Just for the record Djalili means greater not less!
Tough Crowd man!
He lost them soon as he said i'm iranian
real solid, crowd was a lil unresponsive
wonder why you say that? They're laughing and enjoying it, paying attention and getting the lines...
The crowd laughed equal to how funny it was, I mean I'm glad you loved it, but it was chuckle shit, nothing more.
I didn't expect the James Blunt xD funny guy love the pope thing!
just watched your video on ;Abdu'l-Baha, thanks so much it was great.