Al: A woman comes into the shoe store today, who doesn't speak English. She points to the shoes. I point to the door. She points to the sky and knees me in the nay nays. (Al is fitting a pair of shoes to a fat woman named Shirley. Her son, Arnold, is making a mess in the store) Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a size 7 since I graduated from high school. Al: These are 7s. The box says 9 because, look lady, you're a 9. I can accept that, why can't you?! Shirley: You're very fresh! Al: No ma'am, that's impossible. Because for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe, when I should've been easing them in the box. So what I'm saying is that I'm anything but fresh. By the way, you want to tell John Henry over there to give those $100 pumps a rest. Shirley: Your ad says "courteous service". Al: That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the previous owner's. He was killed tragically on this very spot when a size 9 exploded in his face. Shirley: Come on, Arnold. We're leaving. Arnold: I want a balloon. Al: You already got one.
I have to give a big THANK YOU to all those big women who allowed being made fun of them like this. Without you, this king of sitcoms would never exist.
The didn't take it seriously because it was just a show and they were paid. Marcie maid fun of him for having thinning hair and not having the best job in the world. The point is that it was a show , made for entertainment, and to laugh at. It wasn't meant to offend just one kind of person. It was made to offend everyone LOL! That's what made it GREAT!!!!!
ShyOwl Girl back when everything was better except the day before and the day before that . Back when Christians weren’t so triggered by human behavior.. I miss those times.
Al: You know the women's Aerobics class above the store, the one that says two for one? Well today they played Van Halen's Jump, and DAMNED if the whole herd didn't. The ceiling caved in and down they came like a massive wave of cellulite" That one kills me everytime.
Al: I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop. Enid: That's it. I'm taking my business elsewhere. Al: May I suggest Jenny Craig?! [A fat woman named Matilda returns.] Matilda: Excuse me, do you have pumps in my size? Al: Yes I do, but the Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Shoes would not allow me to sell them to you. Matilda: I hope you get coal in your stocking on Christmas morning. Al: And I hope you get Slim Fast in yours. [Al is trying to fit shoes for a fat woman named Shirley] Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a seven since I graduated from high school. Al:[picks up a size 7 shoe] Well these are sevens. The box says 9 because... well look lady, you're a nine. I can accept that, why can't you. Shirley: You're very FRESH! Al: No ma'am, that's impossible. Because for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe, when I really should've been easing them into the box. So what I'm saying is I'm anything but fresh. By the way, you might want to tell John Henry to give the $100 pumps a rest. Shirley: Your ad says "courteous service". Al: That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the former owner's. He was killed tragically on this very spot when a size 9 exploded in his face. Shirley: Come on, Arnold. We're leaving. Arnold: I want a balloon. Al: You've already got one!
@@themayqueen666 yep, by Religious people who should've turned off the TV like my parents did instead of ruining it for everyone who didn't share their views
Imagine Married With Grandchildren bring grandpa all back for a new generation not that would be a holy grail for a tv company if they had the testicular fortitude
well, in Al's case, no, it ís making fun of them. Because he's miserable himself. But I do agree that the opposite reaction of not wanting to be "fat-shamed" is being applauded for being unhealthy and likely dying earlier than necessary and having all kinds of ailments. It's a weird twisted world where we are encouraged to keep quiet about health-risks, just so some people don't feel bad about having no controle or self-respect. Now, I'm not bloater, but I'm overweight myself. I dislike it, but I have a hard time getting my ass to the gym and away from fattening foods. I also dislike thát. But I don't expect people to go "no, your belly looks great and I applaud your lack of stamina, you keep doing you"
@@omikronweapon Actually no. Fat people don't necessarily want to be coddled. Fat people mostly just want to be left alone. You don't know why someone is fat. There are a myriad of possible reasons. But even if it is laziness, why is it anybody's business? There are many unhealthy behaviours that people engage in that don't get them shamed or humiliated. Do people feel like they need to heckle and make fun of smokers? How about anorexics and bulimics? People who make fun of/shame fat people are, as you say, miserable people who want to feel better about themselves by bullying others. Unfortunately, being fat is one of the only things left that is considered socially acceptable to bully someone about. And so they latch onto that. "I may have a shitty career and not be that attractive, but at least I'm not fat!" As if there aren't far worse things in life than being fat.
Kid: "With this attitude you're gonna be working here for the rest of your life!" Al: "Well take a gander into the seat next to you if you want see what your future looks like." Truer words have never been spoken.
It's a rotten day and I'm in a foul mood. A fat woman came in and says she's a size 5. I shove her hoof into a shoe. My thumb got stuck in the back of the shoe. She panicked, reared up and galloped around the store, dragging me on the floor behind her. Thank God, a stick of butter popped out of her purse. I was able to grease my way out of there.
Beached Whale: I don't understand it, I was a size six before aerobics class. All that jumping must have expanded my foot. Al Bundy: And I see you must have fallen on your butt a time or two. BW: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE! Al: Well I'd say it behind your back but my car has only got a half a tank of gas!
Me: Then i suppose you must've fell on your mom crush to death. BW: How dare you say that to my face! Me: Well i could've say it to your ass, but it's too early for the full moon tonight!
This clip was hilarious in general but i laughed hard at the scene when they opened the shoe store and people mobbed in trampling them. Ive worked a lot of retail jobs during the holidays and it really is like that
The writers were brilliant. Very clever dialogue and wit knitted into every man. We get Al, we've been an Al ourselves a time or two. Al might be a little nutty but he's a solid guy underneath it all.
This is a sitcom, not reality, even in the late 80s/90s when this aired, if an employee treated a customer like this there would be complaints to their manager and they would likely be fired after the 2nd/3rd infraction.
Yellowblanka exactly, and that’s why it was fucking hilarious to our parents when it was airing. The audacity of him saying those things was half the joke.
Disappointing that the scene were Al discovers that Peggy’s mom is “Butter” is not in it. That moment when Al dials “Butter’s” number and a phone on te first floor in his home rings. That look on Al’s face is just priceless.
The thing is that Al's jokes are well deserved. Women, especially "big women" love to pretend that their weight isn't the problem, when it is the problem. it isn't just large women, either, but women who always deny what is wrong with them do it. *Now.. I don't know when they started letting women carry....* Best start of a line from Al Bundy...
If I owned a shoe store, I would hire this man and never fire him, even if he didn't sell a single shoe in his whole career.
Same
Same
I love Al Bundy's nothing-left-to-lose attitude. He's a fearless swat man.
Funny how All's shoe store stories are boring to his family but we can't get enough of them! 🤣
🎶1,2,3,4, your gonna fall, through the floor🎶 that was the best comeback ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can only imagine who was below that floor had to experience that earthquake of whales
@@pottytheparrot310 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@toyotabrony Why I stayed so skinny. I STOPPED EATING
@@pottytheparrot310 I wouldn’t go that far lol. Eat less but stay healthy. That’s the way to go.
@@toyotabrony Al said that when he closed the door
Al was an absolute savage with the insults and snappy comebacks!
I wonder if Ed O'Neil wrote any of those fat jokes?
A giant seal with pork filling. One of the all time best caps.
'A woman comes into the store today so huge she was protected by Greenpeace' Ha ha love it
I busted out laughing!
And she asked for a size four shoe.
Al: A woman comes into the shoe store today, who doesn't speak English. She points to the shoes. I point to the door. She points to the sky and knees me in the nay nays.
(Al is fitting a pair of shoes to a fat woman named Shirley. Her son, Arnold, is making a mess in the store)
Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a size 7 since I graduated from high school.
Al: These are 7s. The box says 9 because, look lady, you're a 9. I can accept that, why can't you?!
Shirley: You're very fresh!
Al: No ma'am, that's impossible. Because for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe, when I should've been easing them in the box. So what I'm saying is that I'm anything but fresh. By the way, you want to tell John Henry over there to give those $100 pumps a rest.
Shirley: Your ad says "courteous service".
Al: That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the previous owner's. He was killed tragically on this very spot when a size 9 exploded in his face.
Shirley: Come on, Arnold. We're leaving.
Arnold: I want a balloon.
Al: You already got one.
What is “greenpeace”?
@@treyowen9213Go to Google and look it up.
I have to give a big THANK YOU to all those big women who allowed being made fun of them like this. Without you, this king of sitcoms would never exist.
BTW wamen without curves are NOt women
@@michalbukvai7548 the thin ones are either girls or sticks and the fat ones are failed Silly Putty experiments
A time when women and men could say what they wanted without someone getting "Triggered."
The didn't take it seriously because it was just a show and they were paid. Marcie maid fun of him for having thinning hair and not having the best job in the world. The point is that it was a show , made for entertainment, and to laugh at. It wasn't meant to offend just one kind of person. It was made to offend everyone LOL! That's what made it GREAT!!!!!
ShyOwl Girl back when everything was better except the day before and the day before that . Back when Christians weren’t so triggered by human behavior.. I miss those times.
the way Al just says shit with a straight face is priceless.
Well when you go through enough sh*t you stop giving a sh*t
This is a time when people could just laugh and not cry. Bring comedy back
Make Comedy Great Again
Not the politically correct garbage.
Or laugh till they cried 😂 LMAO
Lol this ended a few years before South Park. If you think this is more offensive than south park you are out of your mind full of shit and wrong lol.
I can't remember a swear word on MWC. I hear them all the time on basic cable now. And real nipples. Guess we are more prude right???? Lol idiot.
My dude Al Bundy whipped out that can of WD40 to put that one woman's shoe on. Lmao. I'm dead asf.
Al bundy is the G.O.A.T when it comes to the jokes in this show instant classic for life
This show still a 10 out of 10 in my book. 👌🏻
When you've reached the shade of blue thats satifactory you yell Moo and ill stop 😂🤣😂
Enid: That's it, I'm taking my business elsewhere.
Al: May I suggest Jenny Craig!
This show is the holy grail of TV-sitcoms.
Yeah 1234 you will fall through the floor
God I miss this show
Battle Cross yeah LOL 😂
Love this show to death. Rewatching the whole series on hulu. Screw the haters!
Jacob
AL Bundy.
Not afraid to tell the TRUTH.
Sorry if you can't take it.
A woman comes into the shoe store today wearing watches on both wrists. Then I realized they represent timezones!
I bet that all those actresses and Ed O'Neil got along really well and had a blast filming these episodes lol.
2468 DON'T MAKE FUN OF OUR WEIGHT!!!
1234 YOU'RE GONNA FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR!
Knowing how shoddy the shoe store is, and combined with all their weights stomping, it very well could. It's more of a warning than an insult.
Back then men could be men and insult who they wanted
Al: You know the women's Aerobics class above the store, the one that says two for one? Well today they played Van Halen's Jump, and DAMNED if the whole herd didn't. The ceiling caved in and down they came like a massive wave of cellulite"
That one kills me everytime.
Al: I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop.
Enid: That's it. I'm taking my business elsewhere.
Al: May I suggest Jenny Craig?!
[A fat woman named Matilda returns.]
Matilda: Excuse me, do you have pumps in my size?
Al: Yes I do, but the Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Shoes would not allow me to sell them to you.
Matilda: I hope you get coal in your stocking on Christmas morning.
Al: And I hope you get Slim Fast in yours.
[Al is trying to fit shoes for a fat woman named Shirley]
Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a seven since I graduated from high school.
Al:[picks up a size 7 shoe] Well these are sevens. The box says 9 because... well look lady, you're a nine. I can accept that, why can't you.
Shirley: You're very FRESH!
Al: No ma'am, that's impossible. Because for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe, when I really should've been easing them into the box. So what I'm saying is I'm anything but fresh. By the way, you might want to tell John Henry to give the $100 pumps a rest.
Shirley: Your ad says "courteous service".
Al: That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the former owner's. He was killed tragically on this very spot when a size 9 exploded in his face.
Shirley: Come on, Arnold. We're leaving.
Arnold: I want a balloon.
Al: You've already got one!
those big women back then, had EXCELLENT sense's of humor back then , hats off to them
Any sense of humour period really
Actually, most of them gave the director ideas for the characters.
Though to be fair, they were being paid to be made fun of in this case.
How do you think they would fare today? It would be a neat experiment if they came back together and try this 20 years later.
Unlike GenZ.
Heavy-set exerciser-"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!!"
Al-"I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas!"
Sick burn.
My all time favorite .😂
@@greglemieux9809 mine too
@@ericputtkammer151 Me three!!!
@@greglemieux9809 I don't get it
@@mistpillar4566 Me either, I guess if his gas tank were closer to empty she wouldn't be able to do anything longer than a 10 second adrenaline run?
"Don't shoot, from the front I look human." Who thinks of such lines?
9:44 ma'am, there ain't a damn thing on your body that's "baby" ; I lol'd
Al: Well you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink. You know medium: the size between small and You!
I miss the days when shows like this were allowed to exist...😑
Because no one got offended back then. Feel your sides splitting? That's real comedy.
@@themayqueen666 yep, by Religious people who should've turned off the TV like my parents did instead of ruining it for everyone who didn't share their views
@@music-channel69 fucking genZ 🤦♂️
Imagine Married With Grandchildren bring grandpa all back for a new generation not that would be a holy grail for a tv company if they had the testicular fortitude
They did it and it is called Modern family and it was not good
@@polamoussa722 Way better than MWC.
@@juha2031 I bet you like wearing sandals
Griff: Well you see ma’am this is a quiet heel with a cork filling. Al: where as you are a giant seal with a pork filling. Lol!!! Best rhyme ever!
yeah. I blew soda out my nose on that one. Al Rocks
One of the greatest lines ever!
filling rhymes with filling lol
They played off of each other so well. They had great timing.
Al for president, Griff for vice president
It's not fat shaming. It's health awareness. Period. Yes, really.
And even if it was fat shaming, what exactly is the problem?
Lol
Too many people think the bill of rights protects them from being offended. Just the opposite.
well, in Al's case, no, it ís making fun of them. Because he's miserable himself. But I do agree that the opposite reaction of not wanting to be "fat-shamed" is being applauded for being unhealthy and likely dying earlier than necessary and having all kinds of ailments.
It's a weird twisted world where we are encouraged to keep quiet about health-risks, just so some people don't feel bad about having no controle or self-respect.
Now, I'm not bloater, but I'm overweight myself. I dislike it, but I have a hard time getting my ass to the gym and away from fattening foods. I also dislike thát. But I don't expect people to go "no, your belly looks great and I applaud your lack of stamina, you keep doing you"
@@omikronweapon Actually no. Fat people don't necessarily want to be coddled. Fat people mostly just want to be left alone. You don't know why someone is fat. There are a myriad of possible reasons. But even if it is laziness, why is it anybody's business?
There are many unhealthy behaviours that people engage in that don't get them shamed or humiliated. Do people feel like they need to heckle and make fun of smokers? How about anorexics and bulimics? People who make fun of/shame fat people are, as you say, miserable people who want to feel better about themselves by bullying others. Unfortunately, being fat is one of the only things left that is considered socially acceptable to bully someone about. And so they latch onto that. "I may have a shitty career and not be that attractive, but at least I'm not fat!" As if there aren't far worse things in life than being fat.
Al Bundy for President.
Bundy for president fuck Trump 😂😂😂
AMEN!!!;-)))
I'd vote for him!!! Al Bundy 2020!!!
You have a racist Al Bundy as your president already if you know what I mean
Rosemary-Explain to me how this President is racist !!!!!!!!!!
For a shoe sales man, al is pretty good at physics and astronomy
Well a lot of people graduate from college and work other jobs til they find something in their field of study! 😊
I would say it behind your back, but my cars only got a half tank of gas.
Now that Modern Family is coming to an end...I would LOVE to see Ed O'Neill play Al Bundy again!
It has to be a movie or a 10 episode event
@@sethmorgan833 Yes, a movie would be awesome.
Al Bundy: the last real man on TV!
What about Charlie Harper?
@@andrewburgess-linden9612 Charlie isn't in the league of Al Bundy.
He was a true Prophet.
First....Archie Bunker.
Ron swanson?
“Happy Holidays!” -Bob Rooney
What a classy guy!
7:06
Customer: You'll be hearing from my attorney.
Al: Is that the Law Offices of Haagen and Daz?
That was comedic genius!!! Lol
Definitely one of his best
No matter what they say al always has a response.lol
AL BUNDY WAS SUCH A SAVAGE
Dexter, get the tranquiliser gun I'm afraid we're going to have to tag and release this one....what a pisser! lol
A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today.....
Lol i almost can never hold in my laughter on that part.
Al Bundy is the best. I miss this show. Classic😂
MWC made tv for what it is today. They did stuff that was unheard of on TV shows at the time. Al Bundy is a all time American hero.
11:38 Free Jerk Chicken at the Food Court Man. Then he moves out the way lol
The writers for this show are geniuses
As we stare into the valley of the shadow of thighs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kid: "With this attitude you're gonna be working here for the rest of your life!"
Al: "Well take a gander into the seat next to you if you want see what your future looks like."
Truer words have never been spoken.
Fat Woman: Come Penelope. Let's go someplace where they treat us with respect.
Al: I'd try the Moon, you'll weigh less there.
My mom said on girls I was dating always look at her mom if you want to get a look at what she'll look like in 20 years or so.
She was right.
I love the adjectives he uses to describe them entering the store, Slosh, Clip Clopped lolol !
Those are verbs, Kevin Nash.
Yes all is really well read for a shoe salesmen.
11:02 let's rock! One of the best written bits in years
She points at the sky..and knees me in the nay nays!! Lol
He said nenes... which is babies for Spanish.
1234 you're gonna fall through the floor.
a fat woman godzillas in the shoe store today lmao
my thumb got stuck in the back of the shoe haha
dont shoot from the front i look human looooool
It's a rotten day and I'm in a foul mood. A fat woman came in and says she's a size 5. I shove her hoof into a shoe. My thumb got stuck in the back of the shoe. She panicked, reared up and galloped around the store, dragging me on the floor behind her. Thank God, a stick of butter popped out of her purse. I was able to grease my way out of there.
Al Bundy, my all-time TV hero!
I still laugh till I cry. Bundy was a plain comic genius!
Well you see mam, this is a plied heel, with a cork fillin.
where as youre a giant seal, with a pork fillin
LOL
Beached Whale: I don't understand it, I was a size six before aerobics class. All that jumping must have expanded my foot.
Al Bundy: And I see you must have fallen on your butt a time or two.
BW: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
Al: Well I'd say it behind your back but my car has only got a half a tank of gas!
ha ha I love it My car only has a half a tank of gas ha ha
Matilda: I hope you get coal in your stocking on Christmas Morning.
Al: And I hope you get Slim Fast in yours.
Me: Then i suppose you must've fell on your mom crush to death.
BW: How dare you say that to my face!
Me: Well i could've say it to your ass, but it's too early for the full moon tonight!
@@jacosyutin3885 "could've say it?" lol
"Ahh, the plot thins." -----I laughed to hard at that.
With where Al works, that's the only thing that "thins" there...
7:52 one of the best lines in comedy, ever.
The way Griff scrambles after yelling “free jerk chicken” buhahahahahahha
The society for Prevention to Shoes. Wonderful
No it's the society for the prevention of cruelty to shoes
If this was still on the air, Al would say "Now I don't know when they started letting women using Twitter."
i wish they did an episode where Al Bundy does "fat woman in shop" story for 20 minutes XD
This clip was hilarious in general but i laughed hard at the scene when they opened the shoe store and people mobbed in trampling them. Ive worked a lot of retail jobs during the holidays and it really is like that
The music and rampaging elephants soundtrack was genius. Still cracks me up when I see it. That would never air today.
"Ah, the plot thins." Though ironically enough, the part about her husband leaving her was the _only_ realistic and relevant part up to that point. 😂
The writers were brilliant. Very clever dialogue and wit knitted into every man. We get Al, we've been an Al ourselves a time or two. Al might be a little nutty but he's a solid guy underneath it all.
One of the best fat jokes insult and checking of all time, I was beyond dying laughing my ass off when Al Bundy said 🤦🏽♂️😂
HA! Chocolate.. it's not just for breakfast any more..
Al Breaks out the WD 40 LMAO
Notice there is always 1 beer in the fridge 😊😊😊
Now I know where the yo mama so fat jokes came from 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"ma'am, there ain't a damn thing on your body that's baby" lmao XD
To bad Black Friday wasn't around in those days. Imagine Al dealing with customers on Black Friday.
It was around in those days. Too bad your great episode idea is 20 years late.
OMG, he probably would've quit or got fired if that happened 😅
Black Friday had been around since FDR created to boost the economy in like '43.
I can hear Al coming home after Black Friday. "A herd of fat women bisoned their way into the store...."
He probably would have kicked every persons ass
I just love this show al was the best
6:04-6:18 best burn for a kid
Everything from 5:56 to 8:15 is tremendously hilarious to me...
@1:17 just did me in. Olive Oyl!
Ah... how I yearn for this time.
Nowadays, people would hashtag a business out of existence if an employee talked to them that way.
This is a sitcom, not reality, even in the late 80s/90s when this aired, if an employee treated a customer like this there would be complaints to their manager and they would likely be fired after the 2nd/3rd infraction.
Yellowblanka exactly, and that’s why it was fucking hilarious to our parents when it was airing. The audacity of him saying those things was half the joke.
The un-PC people would flock there.
Al Bundy - a GOD amongst men
Patrick Matthew hi it
FOR SAUSAGES.....sausages.....sausages...
His face! 🤣🤣
and knees me in the nay nays
Al Bundy for president!! His campaign platform would be: "Beer In Every Fridge... Stink in Every House...And Hooters In Every Bedroom"!!
Memorable moments!
"Knees me in the nay nay's" 🤣🤣🤣
somehow, Al often physically reminds me of an alternate reality Fox Mulder.
A Dam of Cellulite!!
Al, you still rock!
This is comedy gold before snowflakes and people being “triggered.” I wish someone had the balls to make a show with this same kind of comedy.
The lawyers would sure be busy.:)
Al Bundy is the KING!
1,2,3,4,you’re gonna fall through the floor 😂😂😂
I miss this show so much wish you would come back but unfortunately today society would not appreciate it
"So a fat woman came into the store..."
Now my day can begin...
This is old school. We're not allowed to do this today, anymore (make fun of people's weight)
Thats fine let em deal with hypertension and diabetes all on their own lol
Which is precisely why we should.
Sure we are.
Just not at the pc media.
No you can still do that me and my boss where calling his boss a small elephant
The most PC sitcom EVER !!! No Ma'am !!!
At 9:46 priceless oh my baby toe. Lmfao mam there ain’t a dam thing on your body that’s baby
Before PC ruined comedy.
Jurassic feet
The Plot thins. Absolutely Beautiful
one two three four, youre gonna fall trough the floor. 😂
Disappointing that the scene were Al discovers that Peggy’s mom is “Butter” is not in it. That moment when Al dials “Butter’s” number and a phone on te first floor in his home rings. That look on Al’s face is just priceless.
True. People should get this series box sets. Most the seasons were really funny.
The thing is that Al's jokes are well deserved. Women, especially "big women" love to pretend that their weight isn't the problem, when it is the problem. it isn't just large women, either, but women who always deny what is wrong with them do it.
*Now.. I don't know when they started letting women carry....* Best start of a line from Al Bundy...
"Am I invisible ?" - ... "Possibly from Pluto."
i miss this show
06:27 missed the truck scale 😂 hahahaha lol
The man, the myth, the legend number 33 four touchdowns in a single game Al the savage Bundy!
Adrenochrome/ C9H9NO3 I have a #33 Polk high tee shirt!!!