Double 0 Shoe Himself, Al Bundy

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  • Mr. Four TDs in a Single Game, Al Bundy and his fat women stories, insults, and antics in the shoestore. Griff cracks me up on this show!

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  • @Inferno65
    @Inferno65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    If I owned a shoe store, I would hire this man and never fire him, even if he didn't sell a single shoe in his whole career.

  • @turquoiseheart6320
    @turquoiseheart6320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I love Al Bundy's nothing-left-to-lose attitude. He's a fearless swat man.

  • @bloodmooncomix457
    @bloodmooncomix457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Funny how All's shoe store stories are boring to his family but we can't get enough of them! 🤣

  • @toyotabrony
    @toyotabrony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    🎶1,2,3,4, your gonna fall, through the floor🎶 that was the best comeback ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can only imagine who was below that floor had to experience that earthquake of whales

    • @toyotabrony
      @toyotabrony ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pottytheparrot310 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toyotabrony Why I stayed so skinny. I STOPPED EATING

    • @toyotabrony
      @toyotabrony ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pottytheparrot310 I wouldn’t go that far lol. Eat less but stay healthy. That’s the way to go.

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toyotabrony Al said that when he closed the door

  • @leroyjenkins4811
    @leroyjenkins4811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Al was an absolute savage with the insults and snappy comebacks!

    • @XXLSSBBW
      @XXLSSBBW ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if Ed O'Neil wrote any of those fat jokes?

  • @richardwarren1718
    @richardwarren1718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    A giant seal with pork filling. One of the all time best caps.

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    'A woman comes into the store today so huge she was protected by Greenpeace' Ha ha love it

    • @jamesallen5591
      @jamesallen5591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I busted out laughing!

    • @therikerp
      @therikerp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And she asked for a size four shoe.

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Al: A woman comes into the shoe store today, who doesn't speak English. She points to the shoes. I point to the door. She points to the sky and knees me in the nay nays.
      (Al is fitting a pair of shoes to a fat woman named Shirley. Her son, Arnold, is making a mess in the store)
      Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a size 7 since I graduated from high school.
      Al: These are 7s. The box says 9 because, look lady, you're a 9. I can accept that, why can't you?!
      Shirley: You're very fresh!
      Al: No ma'am, that's impossible. Because for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe, when I should've been easing them in the box. So what I'm saying is that I'm anything but fresh. By the way, you want to tell John Henry over there to give those $100 pumps a rest.
      Shirley: Your ad says "courteous service".
      Al: That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the previous owner's. He was killed tragically on this very spot when a size 9 exploded in his face.
      Shirley: Come on, Arnold. We're leaving.
      Arnold: I want a balloon.
      Al: You already got one.

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is “greenpeace”?

    • @vrinda5303
      @vrinda5303 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@treyowen9213Go to Google and look it up.

  • @michalbukvai7548
    @michalbukvai7548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I have to give a big THANK YOU to all those big women who allowed being made fun of them like this. Without you, this king of sitcoms would never exist.

    • @michalbukvai7548
      @michalbukvai7548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BTW wamen without curves are NOt women

    • @theguy6037
      @theguy6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@michalbukvai7548 the thin ones are either girls or sticks and the fat ones are failed Silly Putty experiments

    • @Capricorn_Enigma
      @Capricorn_Enigma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      A time when women and men could say what they wanted without someone getting "Triggered."

    • @benjaminwilliams187
      @benjaminwilliams187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The didn't take it seriously because it was just a show and they were paid. Marcie maid fun of him for having thinning hair and not having the best job in the world. The point is that it was a show , made for entertainment, and to laugh at. It wasn't meant to offend just one kind of person. It was made to offend everyone LOL! That's what made it GREAT!!!!!

    • @jonstrickland4848
      @jonstrickland4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ShyOwl Girl back when everything was better except the day before and the day before that . Back when Christians weren’t so triggered by human behavior.. I miss those times.

  • @alexshapsenzon254
    @alexshapsenzon254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    the way Al just says shit with a straight face is priceless.

    • @erk44
      @erk44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well when you go through enough sh*t you stop giving a sh*t

  • @thisguy6086
    @thisguy6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    This is a time when people could just laugh and not cry. Bring comedy back

    • @XXLSSBBW
      @XXLSSBBW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Make Comedy Great Again

    • @robertbishop5357
      @robertbishop5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not the politically correct garbage.

    • @jlthomas531
      @jlthomas531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or laugh till they cried 😂 LMAO

    • @somerandomguy6749
      @somerandomguy6749 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol this ended a few years before South Park. If you think this is more offensive than south park you are out of your mind full of shit and wrong lol.

    • @somerandomguy6749
      @somerandomguy6749 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't remember a swear word on MWC. I hear them all the time on basic cable now. And real nipples. Guess we are more prude right???? Lol idiot.

  • @pepstalynn
    @pepstalynn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    My dude Al Bundy whipped out that can of WD40 to put that one woman's shoe on. Lmao. I'm dead asf.

  • @lamarmccants1097
    @lamarmccants1097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Al bundy is the G.O.A.T when it comes to the jokes in this show instant classic for life

  • @ShinKamaitachi
    @ShinKamaitachi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This show still a 10 out of 10 in my book. 👌🏻

  • @patrickgogan3517
    @patrickgogan3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When you've reached the shade of blue thats satifactory you yell Moo and ill stop 😂🤣😂

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Enid: That's it, I'm taking my business elsewhere.
      Al: May I suggest Jenny Craig!

  • @Angyali
    @Angyali 7 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    This show is the holy grail of TV-sitcoms.

    • @semproniusdensus1983
      @semproniusdensus1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah 1234 you will fall through the floor

    • @rmraiders24
      @rmraiders24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God I miss this show

    • @semproniusdensus1983
      @semproniusdensus1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Battle Cross yeah LOL 😂

    • @Candyman435
      @Candyman435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love this show to death. Rewatching the whole series on hulu. Screw the haters!

    • @colejones9797
      @colejones9797 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob

  • @hollythorn9004
    @hollythorn9004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    AL Bundy.
    Not afraid to tell the TRUTH.
    Sorry if you can't take it.

  • @AlvinSeville1
    @AlvinSeville1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A woman comes into the shoe store today wearing watches on both wrists. Then I realized they represent timezones!

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I bet that all those actresses and Ed O'Neil got along really well and had a blast filming these episodes lol.

  • @TitanWar93
    @TitanWar93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    2468 DON'T MAKE FUN OF OUR WEIGHT!!!
    1234 YOU'RE GONNA FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR!

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Knowing how shoddy the shoe store is, and combined with all their weights stomping, it very well could. It's more of a warning than an insult.

    • @ph6393
      @ph6393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Back then men could be men and insult who they wanted

    • @battlecross8540
      @battlecross8540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Al: You know the women's Aerobics class above the store, the one that says two for one? Well today they played Van Halen's Jump, and DAMNED if the whole herd didn't. The ceiling caved in and down they came like a massive wave of cellulite"
      That one kills me everytime.

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Al: I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop.
      Enid: That's it. I'm taking my business elsewhere.
      Al: May I suggest Jenny Craig?!
      [A fat woman named Matilda returns.]
      Matilda: Excuse me, do you have pumps in my size?
      Al: Yes I do, but the Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Shoes would not allow me to sell them to you.
      Matilda: I hope you get coal in your stocking on Christmas morning.
      Al: And I hope you get Slim Fast in yours.
      [Al is trying to fit shoes for a fat woman named Shirley]
      Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a seven since I graduated from high school.
      Al:[picks up a size 7 shoe] Well these are sevens. The box says 9 because... well look lady, you're a nine. I can accept that, why can't you.
      Shirley: You're very FRESH!
      Al: No ma'am, that's impossible. Because for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe, when I really should've been easing them into the box. So what I'm saying is I'm anything but fresh. By the way, you might want to tell John Henry to give the $100 pumps a rest.
      Shirley: Your ad says "courteous service".
      Al: That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the former owner's. He was killed tragically on this very spot when a size 9 exploded in his face.
      Shirley: Come on, Arnold. We're leaving.
      Arnold: I want a balloon.
      Al: You've already got one!

  • @cs512tr
    @cs512tr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    those big women back then, had EXCELLENT sense's of humor back then , hats off to them

    • @aelechko
      @aelechko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Any sense of humour period really

    • @LaraCroftEyes1
      @LaraCroftEyes1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Actually, most of them gave the director ideas for the characters.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Though to be fair, they were being paid to be made fun of in this case.

    • @music-channel69
      @music-channel69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you think they would fare today? It would be a neat experiment if they came back together and try this 20 years later.

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unlike GenZ.

  • @gamerzero7735
    @gamerzero7735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Heavy-set exerciser-"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!!"
    Al-"I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas!"
    Sick burn.

    • @greglemieux9809
      @greglemieux9809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My all time favorite .😂

    • @ericputtkammer151
      @ericputtkammer151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greglemieux9809 mine too

    • @evog35viii
      @evog35viii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ericputtkammer151 Me three!!!

    • @mistpillar4566
      @mistpillar4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@greglemieux9809 I don't get it

    • @Aeterny
      @Aeterny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mistpillar4566 Me either, I guess if his gas tank were closer to empty she wouldn't be able to do anything longer than a 10 second adrenaline run?

  • @HH-mw4sq
    @HH-mw4sq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Don't shoot, from the front I look human." Who thinks of such lines?

  • @LarathainStarlight
    @LarathainStarlight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    9:44 ma'am, there ain't a damn thing on your body that's "baby" ; I lol'd

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Al: Well you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink. You know medium: the size between small and You!

  • @favrerules04
    @favrerules04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I miss the days when shows like this were allowed to exist...😑

    • @music-channel69
      @music-channel69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because no one got offended back then. Feel your sides splitting? That's real comedy.

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@themayqueen666 yep, by Religious people who should've turned off the TV like my parents did instead of ruining it for everyone who didn't share their views

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@music-channel69 fucking genZ 🤦‍♂️

  • @froudrichard
    @froudrichard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Imagine Married With Grandchildren bring grandpa all back for a new generation not that would be a holy grail for a tv company if they had the testicular fortitude

    • @polamoussa722
      @polamoussa722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They did it and it is called Modern family and it was not good

    • @juha2031
      @juha2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@polamoussa722 Way better than MWC.

    • @polamoussa722
      @polamoussa722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juha2031 I bet you like wearing sandals

  • @clementlee2121
    @clementlee2121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Griff: Well you see ma’am this is a quiet heel with a cork filling. Al: where as you are a giant seal with a pork filling. Lol!!! Best rhyme ever!

    • @waynestumbo2408
      @waynestumbo2408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah. I blew soda out my nose on that one. Al Rocks

    • @richardwarren1718
      @richardwarren1718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of the greatest lines ever!

    • @music-channel69
      @music-channel69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      filling rhymes with filling lol

    • @novembercherry4
      @novembercherry4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They played off of each other so well. They had great timing.

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Al for president, Griff for vice president

  • @enlightenedidiot9552
    @enlightenedidiot9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    It's not fat shaming. It's health awareness. Period. Yes, really.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And even if it was fat shaming, what exactly is the problem?

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @ringo666
      @ringo666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Too many people think the bill of rights protects them from being offended. Just the opposite.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well, in Al's case, no, it ís making fun of them. Because he's miserable himself. But I do agree that the opposite reaction of not wanting to be "fat-shamed" is being applauded for being unhealthy and likely dying earlier than necessary and having all kinds of ailments.
      It's a weird twisted world where we are encouraged to keep quiet about health-risks, just so some people don't feel bad about having no controle or self-respect.
      Now, I'm not bloater, but I'm overweight myself. I dislike it, but I have a hard time getting my ass to the gym and away from fattening foods. I also dislike thát. But I don't expect people to go "no, your belly looks great and I applaud your lack of stamina, you keep doing you"

    • @ghostchick5275
      @ghostchick5275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@omikronweapon Actually no. Fat people don't necessarily want to be coddled. Fat people mostly just want to be left alone. You don't know why someone is fat. There are a myriad of possible reasons. But even if it is laziness, why is it anybody's business?
      There are many unhealthy behaviours that people engage in that don't get them shamed or humiliated. Do people feel like they need to heckle and make fun of smokers? How about anorexics and bulimics? People who make fun of/shame fat people are, as you say, miserable people who want to feel better about themselves by bullying others. Unfortunately, being fat is one of the only things left that is considered socially acceptable to bully someone about. And so they latch onto that. "I may have a shitty career and not be that attractive, but at least I'm not fat!" As if there aren't far worse things in life than being fat.

  • @brianunderwood7437
    @brianunderwood7437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Al Bundy for President.

    • @stuartcrigan8528
      @stuartcrigan8528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bundy for president fuck Trump 😂😂😂

    • @claudiachasman8307
      @claudiachasman8307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AMEN!!!;-)))

    • @geraldstephens6612
      @geraldstephens6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd vote for him!!! Al Bundy 2020!!!

    • @youtubechangemynamewhy
      @youtubechangemynamewhy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have a racist Al Bundy as your president already if you know what I mean

    • @brianunderwood7437
      @brianunderwood7437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rosemary-Explain to me how this President is racist !!!!!!!!!!

  • @shoqwavebeats8745
    @shoqwavebeats8745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    For a shoe sales man, al is pretty good at physics and astronomy

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well a lot of people graduate from college and work other jobs til they find something in their field of study! 😊

  • @thomasbrown6739
    @thomasbrown6739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I would say it behind your back, but my cars only got a half tank of gas.

  • @idontwannaidontwanna7307
    @idontwannaidontwanna7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Now that Modern Family is coming to an end...I would LOVE to see Ed O'Neill play Al Bundy again!

    • @sethmorgan833
      @sethmorgan833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It has to be a movie or a 10 episode event

    • @music-channel69
      @music-channel69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sethmorgan833 Yes, a movie would be awesome.

  • @check1mate1
    @check1mate1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Al Bundy: the last real man on TV!

    • @andrewburgess-linden9612
      @andrewburgess-linden9612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Charlie Harper?

    • @pepstalynn
      @pepstalynn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@andrewburgess-linden9612 Charlie isn't in the league of Al Bundy.

    • @battlecross8540
      @battlecross8540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was a true Prophet.

    • @TheresaPowers
      @TheresaPowers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First....Archie Bunker.

    • @Nepharas
      @Nepharas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ron swanson?

  • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
    @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Happy Holidays!” -Bob Rooney
    What a classy guy!

  • @bigmetroidfan1263
    @bigmetroidfan1263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    7:06
    Customer: You'll be hearing from my attorney.
    Al: Is that the Law Offices of Haagen and Daz?

    • @Anubis305
      @Anubis305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was comedic genius!!! Lol

    • @Hilz28
      @Hilz28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Definitely one of his best

    • @Vintagenegro
      @Vintagenegro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No matter what they say al always has a response.lol

  • @linzeyguillot1369
    @linzeyguillot1369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    AL BUNDY WAS SUCH A SAVAGE

  • @swann747
    @swann747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Dexter, get the tranquiliser gun I'm afraid we're going to have to tag and release this one....what a pisser! lol

  • @luigi2891
    @luigi2891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today.....
    Lol i almost can never hold in my laughter on that part.

  • @saeedscott6872
    @saeedscott6872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Al Bundy is the best. I miss this show. Classic😂

  • @yogidemis8513
    @yogidemis8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MWC made tv for what it is today. They did stuff that was unheard of on TV shows at the time. Al Bundy is a all time American hero.

  • @ballthemblack
    @ballthemblack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    11:38 Free Jerk Chicken at the Food Court Man. Then he moves out the way lol

  • @samayeamm53
    @samayeamm53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The writers for this show are geniuses

  • @brantsimms6914
    @brantsimms6914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As we stare into the valley of the shadow of thighs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @snookslayer4559
    @snookslayer4559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Kid: "With this attitude you're gonna be working here for the rest of your life!"
    Al: "Well take a gander into the seat next to you if you want see what your future looks like."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fat Woman: Come Penelope. Let's go someplace where they treat us with respect.
      Al: I'd try the Moon, you'll weigh less there.

    • @everettsykes1774
      @everettsykes1774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mom said on girls I was dating always look at her mom if you want to get a look at what she'll look like in 20 years or so.
      She was right.

  • @Kharn526
    @Kharn526 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the adjectives he uses to describe them entering the store, Slosh, Clip Clopped lolol !

    • @Frostbite12211983
      @Frostbite12211983 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those are verbs, Kevin Nash.

    • @timowthie
      @timowthie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes all is really well read for a shoe salesmen.

  • @LarathainStarlight
    @LarathainStarlight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    11:02 let's rock! One of the best written bits in years

  • @luigi2891
    @luigi2891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    She points at the sky..and knees me in the nay nays!! Lol

    • @enanitoblue
      @enanitoblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said nenes... which is babies for Spanish.

  • @bsgambati1
    @bsgambati1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    1234 you're gonna fall through the floor.

  • @TheRapGeneral1
    @TheRapGeneral1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    a fat woman godzillas in the shoe store today lmao
    my thumb got stuck in the back of the shoe haha
    dont shoot from the front i look human looooool

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a rotten day and I'm in a foul mood. A fat woman came in and says she's a size 5. I shove her hoof into a shoe. My thumb got stuck in the back of the shoe. She panicked, reared up and galloped around the store, dragging me on the floor behind her. Thank God, a stick of butter popped out of her purse. I was able to grease my way out of there.

  • @davidh5450
    @davidh5450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Al Bundy, my all-time TV hero!

  • @billjones5178
    @billjones5178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I still laugh till I cry. Bundy was a plain comic genius!

  • @samljer
    @samljer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Well you see mam, this is a plied heel, with a cork fillin.
    where as youre a giant seal, with a pork fillin
    LOL

  • @Wolfie713
    @Wolfie713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Beached Whale: I don't understand it, I was a size six before aerobics class. All that jumping must have expanded my foot.
    Al Bundy: And I see you must have fallen on your butt a time or two.
    BW: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
    Al: Well I'd say it behind your back but my car has only got a half a tank of gas!

    • @georgeevangel4292
      @georgeevangel4292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ha ha I love it My car only has a half a tank of gas ha ha

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matilda: I hope you get coal in your stocking on Christmas Morning.
      Al: And I hope you get Slim Fast in yours.

    • @jacosyutin3885
      @jacosyutin3885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: Then i suppose you must've fell on your mom crush to death.
      BW: How dare you say that to my face!
      Me: Well i could've say it to your ass, but it's too early for the full moon tonight!

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacosyutin3885 "could've say it?" lol

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Ahh, the plot thins." -----I laughed to hard at that.

    • @tsherwoodrzero
      @tsherwoodrzero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      With where Al works, that's the only thing that "thins" there...

  • @DIZAZZO
    @DIZAZZO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:52 one of the best lines in comedy, ever.

  • @SurvivalInFlames
    @SurvivalInFlames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way Griff scrambles after yelling “free jerk chicken” buhahahahahahha

  • @evertondave5825
    @evertondave5825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The society for Prevention to Shoes. Wonderful

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No it's the society for the prevention of cruelty to shoes

  • @gregwilliams4926
    @gregwilliams4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If this was still on the air, Al would say "Now I don't know when they started letting women using Twitter."

  • @JaculaDudek
    @JaculaDudek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i wish they did an episode where Al Bundy does "fat woman in shop" story for 20 minutes XD

  • @erk44
    @erk44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This clip was hilarious in general but i laughed hard at the scene when they opened the shoe store and people mobbed in trampling them. Ive worked a lot of retail jobs during the holidays and it really is like that

    • @alsetwheats
      @alsetwheats 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The music and rampaging elephants soundtrack was genius. Still cracks me up when I see it. That would never air today.

  • @apparentlynobody2387
    @apparentlynobody2387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Ah, the plot thins." Though ironically enough, the part about her husband leaving her was the _only_ realistic and relevant part up to that point. 😂

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The writers were brilliant. Very clever dialogue and wit knitted into every man. We get Al, we've been an Al ourselves a time or two. Al might be a little nutty but he's a solid guy underneath it all.

  • @SuperDave30
    @SuperDave30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of the best fat jokes insult and checking of all time, I was beyond dying laughing my ass off when Al Bundy said 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

  • @skipper4126
    @skipper4126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    HA! Chocolate.. it's not just for breakfast any more..

  • @dominickcastiglione5908
    @dominickcastiglione5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Al Breaks out the WD 40 LMAO

  • @josedavidandrade3891
    @josedavidandrade3891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Notice there is always 1 beer in the fridge 😊😊😊

  • @emocutie4
    @emocutie4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Now I know where the yo mama so fat jokes came from 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tsipher
    @tsipher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ma'am, there ain't a damn thing on your body that's baby" lmao XD

  • @XXLSSBBW
    @XXLSSBBW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    To bad Black Friday wasn't around in those days. Imagine Al dealing with customers on Black Friday.

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was around in those days. Too bad your great episode idea is 20 years late.

    • @MrBoriquaBoy
      @MrBoriquaBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG, he probably would've quit or got fired if that happened 😅

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Black Friday had been around since FDR created to boost the economy in like '43.

    • @jlh4jc
      @jlh4jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can hear Al coming home after Black Friday. "A herd of fat women bisoned their way into the store...."

    • @ajet0452
      @ajet0452 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably would have kicked every persons ass

  • @frankstarke15
    @frankstarke15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I just love this show al was the best

  • @israeldamianohemphill3033
    @israeldamianohemphill3033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:04-6:18 best burn for a kid

    • @blacke.blackerton5430
      @blacke.blackerton5430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everything from 5:56 to 8:15 is tremendously hilarious to me...

  • @stephaniel9545
    @stephaniel9545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @1:17 just did me in. Olive Oyl!

  • @mashroob
    @mashroob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Ah... how I yearn for this time.
    Nowadays, people would hashtag a business out of existence if an employee talked to them that way.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is a sitcom, not reality, even in the late 80s/90s when this aired, if an employee treated a customer like this there would be complaints to their manager and they would likely be fired after the 2nd/3rd infraction.

    • @juliankirby9880
      @juliankirby9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yellowblanka exactly, and that’s why it was fucking hilarious to our parents when it was airing. The audacity of him saying those things was half the joke.

    • @everettsykes1774
      @everettsykes1774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The un-PC people would flock there.

  • @AlBundy65432
    @AlBundy65432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Al Bundy - a GOD amongst men

  • @FLAWlessFelixgames
    @FLAWlessFelixgames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    FOR SAUSAGES.....sausages.....sausages...

  • @stevejones6247
    @stevejones6247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    and knees me in the nay nays

  • @turbinexman
    @turbinexman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Al Bundy for president!! His campaign platform would be: "Beer In Every Fridge... Stink in Every House...And Hooters In Every Bedroom"!!

  • @alanlamando6667
    @alanlamando6667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Memorable moments!

  • @irongang5816
    @irongang5816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Knees me in the nay nay's" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @omikronweapon
    @omikronweapon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    somehow, Al often physically reminds me of an alternate reality Fox Mulder.

  • @TvValenti
    @TvValenti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A Dam of Cellulite!!

  • @sonnydean3187
    @sonnydean3187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Al, you still rock!

  • @khmerrcsouljah
    @khmerrcsouljah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This is comedy gold before snowflakes and people being “triggered.” I wish someone had the balls to make a show with this same kind of comedy.

  • @M1gh7y8u77
    @M1gh7y8u77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Al Bundy is the KING!

  • @corneliuswesley6617
    @corneliuswesley6617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1,2,3,4,you’re gonna fall through the floor 😂😂😂

  • @lazalacarlosable
    @lazalacarlosable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss this show so much wish you would come back but unfortunately today society would not appreciate it

  • @brandoni241
    @brandoni241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "So a fat woman came into the store..."
    Now my day can begin...

  • @nadirrabah6756
    @nadirrabah6756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is old school. We're not allowed to do this today, anymore (make fun of people's weight)

    • @patrickgogan3517
      @patrickgogan3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats fine let em deal with hypertension and diabetes all on their own lol

    • @bromixsr
      @bromixsr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which is precisely why we should.

    • @everettsykes1774
      @everettsykes1774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure we are.
      Just not at the pc media.

    • @Emma-Queenofhell
      @Emma-Queenofhell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No you can still do that me and my boss where calling his boss a small elephant

  • @koningbolo4700
    @koningbolo4700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The most PC sitcom EVER !!! No Ma'am !!!

  • @dominickcastiglione5908
    @dominickcastiglione5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 9:46 priceless oh my baby toe. Lmfao mam there ain’t a dam thing on your body that’s baby

  • @raycycleit8311
    @raycycleit8311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Before PC ruined comedy.

  • @evancheese4898
    @evancheese4898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jurassic feet

  • @dominickcastiglione5908
    @dominickcastiglione5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Plot thins. Absolutely Beautiful

  • @turbopumped6490
    @turbopumped6490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    one two three four, youre gonna fall trough the floor. 😂

  • @Robard65
    @Robard65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Disappointing that the scene were Al discovers that Peggy’s mom is “Butter” is not in it. That moment when Al dials “Butter’s” number and a phone on te first floor in his home rings. That look on Al’s face is just priceless.

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True. People should get this series box sets. Most the seasons were really funny.

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The thing is that Al's jokes are well deserved. Women, especially "big women" love to pretend that their weight isn't the problem, when it is the problem. it isn't just large women, either, but women who always deny what is wrong with them do it.
    *Now.. I don't know when they started letting women carry....* Best start of a line from Al Bundy...

  • @inwoner7190
    @inwoner7190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Am I invisible ?" - ... "Possibly from Pluto."

  • @Rooster000
    @Rooster000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i miss this show

  • @gagocash4197
    @gagocash4197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    06:27 missed the truck scale 😂 hahahaha lol

  • @umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731
    @umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The man, the myth, the legend number 33 four touchdowns in a single game Al the savage Bundy!

    • @doug1863
      @doug1863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adrenochrome/ C9H9NO3 I have a #33 Polk high tee shirt!!!