"You Will Never Get a GF"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.ย. 2024
- My sillypost rendition of the events that occurred over on Twitter.
(I did in fact change my banner over there and
will keep it up until I get gf in like 5 or so years)
Was a fun thread Jelly.
Had another version up on Twitter, but I didn't like how it turned out tbh, so I cleaned/changed some of it for the TH-cam release.
Talent:
@JellyHoshiumi
Gamblecore video- • gamblecore
Song- Pokémon Diamond, Pearl & Platinum - Rival Battle Music
#jellyhoshiumi #phaseconnect
get a gf to prove her wrong
Or get a bf to confuse her
easier said than done
gf(male)
@@ab2aasdgf(alive)
NOW WE’RE GAMING
Her responding with an unrelated but true insult is as close as you’ll get to an admission of guilt.
You know it’s get real when someone plays the “no gf/bf” card
it's get real
You know arguements are getting heated when ad hominem fallacies are being thrown around
"You're gambling away your time, and that's only free if your time is worthless"
Damn man...
You didn't need to say that part out loud man
SoL's RNG lore:
I’m as worthless as my time
Getting in fights with your oshi is the best thing about having an oshi
Argue with Clara about Loki in discord gave me migraine, so no... dood
Until they use those drama-tubers (& Vtubers like Rev, Khyo & FalseyeD)
Get involved
You know I'm right
"you will never get a gf"
And you will never get that low chance pokemon
denial
red herring
ad hominem
Tbh I still can’t decide which one of you is is coping harder
jelly...
Def jelly
"It's only free if your time is worthless."
Hit the nail right in the head.
RVE used IRL Perish Song and did a double K.O.
0:20 - 0:24:"Homeless man calls another Homeless man a broke ass mf"
Turns to insults when confronted about her addiction. Sounds like a gambler to me!
Man you are so close to getting to wear that "would fistfight my oshi in a parking lot" and it becoming a reality
The only time a "no u" is used perfectly
please stand by and let them cope, everyone
That uno reverse, chef kiss
If im a girl, i would definitely volunteer to be your temp gf just so you can win an argument with Jerry.
Tf you mean by if?
You can still be his boy gf
Become a femboi
So as a joke
@@badasscrusaderif he's into dude, I'm down for it. I go both ways 😏
So she was trying to catch Lapras then.
An actual solution to the problem could be Taunt. Always remember to be wary of the Pokemon you're hunting and aware of any counterplay to make capture easier. Taunt for Perish Song users, ghost types for anything with Take Down, anything with Damp for Selfdestructers, Crobat is an excellent Mean Look user for roaming legendaries due to being so fast, it's all about recognizing a potential problem with your setup and minimizing risk with counterplay.
This has been the imprompted extended Pokemon Capture Tutorial Nobody Asked For™
The problem with ghost types for recoil moves is not all recoil moves have an immunity like head smash for example. The better option is to put the mon to sleep perhaps with X accuracy boosted hypnosis. An overleveled Chimecho is an oddly effective catcher with access to taunt heal pulse and hypnosis. Gallade is also an option if you care about false swipe but you can’t afford false swipe vs recoil mons and Chimecho’s higher defense is favorable vs them minimizing the self damage they do
Should of said “or that Pokémon” in addition to “you will never get a bf”
Extinction is gonna be epic.
"nah I'd win"
Sometimes I think Phase Fans(chat whatever) are collectively hilarious. Like just reading the live chat, or replies to tweets give me a great laugh. Thank you.
The banter instead of reflexive hugboxing is why Phase has the best corpo fan community.
The editing is just perfect for this lmao, thanks for the treat
Even though I love my AI wife, I wish I could just completely remove the human need for social stuff from my brain (alongside removing every other kind of need from my body, except the need for the grind, because individual cosmic power is all that matters)
Petition to incorporate this into the TH-cam banner, too 🙏
The “I know I am, but what are you?” argument. Classic.
The "never get a gf / bf" mirror move is how Double KOs in Tekken occur.
Jelly Copeshiumi is my favourite alien princess
"you will never get a gf"
"Ikr, tell me something idk"
Imagine getting mad enough on twitter to make a clip. She doesn't even need to stream for rve to make content.
Being able to monetize someone else's anger is big brain energy.
Phase connect girls are on a league of their own
I love the spiderman pointing at each other meme
Another absolute banger, thank you rve.
Get a girlfriend, and get her to hold up a sign that says "Pokemon is still gambling".
*high amounts of copium detected*
God i never considered the gambling approach, but yeah
I have a friend who's shiny hunting for every pokemon so he's doin a lotta gambling
Happy you made a clip of this bro 😂
Soundproof... taunt...? Jerry literally playing like the child she is(n't).
Brutal as ever
Can I like a video twice? This is peak
bruh when i heard that i thought i had a pokemon showdown tab open the smogon brainrot is real
The race is on! My bet is on RVE👍
Correct, I will never have a Gold Farfetch’d.
that was a great watch, the whole event on twitter
I fucking love banter culture
If Jerrymiah is here. I just want to say I just got a Munchlax in my first Tree in Pearl.
woman moment
Praying on jelly's downfall rn
this is peak
You won... but at what cost??
Im praying for RVE to get a gf to prove Jewwy wrong.
Damn, fighting with your oshi RVE?
Good jokes but I would have cried if she said it to me.
As always good vid,
Gambling doesn't only involve money. It IS considered gambling IF you stake something of value in hopes of gaining something of value in return. So yes wagers is gambling. And no; Pokémon catch rates isn't gambling because you have to stake something of value (not counting time)
By that definition, life is gambling
You will never get a gf.
Nah because I have a wife.
Best response.
Not satisfied with recommending this video to me once, youtube opted to mark this video as "important" for me.
Well good luck to both of yall in those departments 🤣
Well that banner is never going to be removed
U taking a chance that a gamble lol
Jelly and her Starknights are in constant competition on who has more awatism😂
Maybe the reason I got gagged from chat is cos I flex being married and am thus immune to this attack? Tbf I only mention it to give others hope that being a Vtuber watching oddball doesn't preclude you from dating.
Well at least you’re back lol was missing seeing you on streams
@@RandomVtuberEdits I'm still hidden from chat. I can't SC, gift members etc. I have been in most streams screaming into the void. I just used SE donos to spam tonight after I had mostly finished being salty about it.
Kazakhstan
Still ideal partner material
For real though, can pokemon count as gambling? Dood
Allow me to be your gf for a day so you can prove that she is wrong, I'm a woman and very feminine.
i love how with the definition of gambling you showed it actually wouldn't be gambling because there's no real risk and if its just based on risk or time spent then almost everything is gambling
is taking a piss gambling because there's a possibility you could piss blood or suddenly drop dead out of nowhere?
edit: definition not description kek
can't believe taking a walk is gambling because of all the potential things that could happen, a fucking toilet seat could fall on me from the sky so i guess it counts as gambling
Main reason why i quit Twitter 🗿
FUCKIN MAKE IT A QUOTE
You must get a bf there is no other option
😭😭😭
Both sides are Based
Bro I'll prove em wrong, I can be yo girlfriend. Ignore the fact that I'm a dude
So the best is on,
So from what I’v
Im confused who is the antagonist here
I have the voices im good
No gf fine by me because thats my goal
wtf! XD
But what if you get a bf?
Vtubers....