The waffle maker was the most important part of the story, lol. In all seriousness, I really liked the progression in this one. It felt very natural. Keep up the wonderful work, Velvet!
Not exactly sure how I was assigned a roommate when I'm the highest ranking officer in this fleet, but I guess I'm stuck with her. I'll take the couch tonight, but it's still MY bed!
"Are you sure she can take care of him?" "Take care of him? Ah, you didn't read his file right? It's the opposite, he'll basically be a role model." "Shouldn't that be... another angel?" "Well... It's not like she really likes other angels to be fair... So... a human..." Great stuff 40:11 fish
Haven't got the time to listen but just wanted to say i really appreciate these long audios they fill the asmr stomach real good, the tomboy voice is also one of my favorites
Sounds like a fun twist on a guardian Angel as far as I’m concerned! My take is, as long as she still genuinely cares about us and wants to see us succeed, then she’s fine in my book. Sounds like something akin to a messy roommate who may not look it, but generally means well. Plus, the summary makes me think (in certain ways) of a certain anime about unconventional angels. ^_^
Pepper: * _Pointing out my picture in my high-school yearbook and saying how cute I was_ * Me, who was never in my high-school yearbook: 😐 Seriously though this was wonderfully performed, you really make it clear just how bad a place she is at the start and how her time spent with the listener has improved both of their lives. You give real credence to the natural growth of their friendship, and the smugness and sharp banter they have just makes you smile. Great job on this one!
These titles are just awesome. >tsundere tomboy delinquent guardian angel I love it when we throw the internet at the wall and stick the landing. 😅 Great work Vanilla. 👏
Thank you so much for reading my script! I think this turned out awesome, and your little tweaks made it even better. Hell yeah heaven is unionized lmao. However the thought that they're not allowed to have stuffed animals makes me sad lol.
Guardian Angel roommate? She is going to get so sick of how much I recite Scripture to her and describe her own responsibilities and behaviors to her and why she shouldn't get rid of my boss even though I really want her to. That woman is the only bad thing about my job. Also, my high school yearbook won't do her any good, considering I hit my max height of 5'9" when I was eight years old and have looked the same since I was thirteen. Biblically-accurate empathy training would be a specialty for me; that stuff's been my bread and butter for a quarter of a century! Also, love the Shrek reference at the end, lol.
I need this. Really need this. Story time. Our house is over a hundred years old. It's got an old heater that has a broken wire. We need to call someone to come fix it. However, the room in the basement is an absolute mess with a bunch of junk. So for the past 3 days, it's been nothing but. . . . clean, clean, clean. And I have 0 mental energy to do any of my projects. I have autism. I'd rather be doing my projects than cleaning. I hate cleaning! Yesterday, I almost made a dumb decision of cancelling my projects and handing them over to someone else. But a good friend of mine had this to say to me- "You listen to me. There are going to be times where family and personal life come first. It may not be fun all the time, but family is as crucial as your passions. When my mother died, I put a temporary shut down on ALL of my projects in order to heal. And I'm also handling other stuff with family at the moment too, like bills and driving lessons. Besides, you clearly put a lot of passion into your stuff. So I strongly advise you put your stuff on a temporary hiatus so you can focus on helping out with your family. And when things have calmed down and you have regained your energy, you can go back to your projects. It would be a complete waste to just give it up all because of personal things interfering constantly." That kick in the ass is what I needed. So my projects are on ice (XD) until the situation is fixed. Crushes during high school, huh? Um. . . . there was more than one girl I had a crush on back in my freshman year. How many? Well. . . less than a hundred but more than 2. And how many did I end up going out with? 0. Reasons: 1. Taken 2. Focus on education 3. Not interested 4. Some combination of 2 # 3.
Pepper: tomorrow I’ll make you 🧇. But tomorrow never came. So the dear listener sits in eternal darkness waiting for the cosmic entity to fall back into a sound slumber so they can be graced with the best cat shaped waffles that a mortal can dream of. The taste of said waffles said to be the start of the great syrup war mythed to be still splitting angle kind
(Exclaimer this is all a joke of what I'm about to say) An angel In all knowing being Crafted Help those go to their afterlife and you call them Pepper
“Tsundere tomboy delinquent guardian angel”, bro is collecting tags like they’re Infinity Stones
Gotta hit all those juicy, juicy keywords! ✌️
The waffle maker was the most important part of the story, lol. In all seriousness, I really liked the progression in this one. It felt very natural. Keep up the wonderful work, Velvet!
100% when she talked about fighting a big leafy guy I thought she squared up with the Jolly Green Giant 😆
Not exactly sure how I was assigned a roommate when I'm the highest ranking officer in this fleet, but I guess I'm stuck with her. I'll take the couch tonight, but it's still MY bed!
Anakin are you forgetting about me? Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi ring a bell?
@@whatever_you_do_Mirage_noGoodness! How dare he forgot his master!
love all your comments they make every video even better
What happened to Padmè?
Well, you ARE the highest ranking member on the fleet, and you ARE on the council, but we never gave you the rank of master.
“That’s a plan, I don’t do those” has to be the most I have ever related to an asmr script, lol. Excellent work, Velvet!
Most accurate drunk friend audio ever. XD
Legend says she was cast out of heaven after eating all the angel food cake.
I like this one. No romance build-up or any of that, just two dorks being homies and being intimate.
"Are you sure she can take care of him?"
"Take care of him? Ah, you didn't read his file right? It's the opposite, he'll basically be a role model."
"Shouldn't that be... another angel?"
"Well... It's not like she really likes other angels to be fair... So... a human..."
Great stuff
40:11 fish
Haven't got the time to listen but just wanted to say i really appreciate these long audios they fill the asmr stomach real good, the tomboy voice is also one of my favorites
Sounds like a fun twist on a guardian Angel as far as I’m concerned! My take is, as long as she still genuinely cares about us and wants to see us succeed, then she’s fine in my book. Sounds like something akin to a messy roommate who may not look it, but generally means well. Plus, the summary makes me think (in certain ways) of a certain anime about unconventional angels. ^_^
This was a certified buddy chicken moment! Every moment of this audio just screamed PRECIOUS! Great work, Velvet!
Tsundere tomboy delinquent and an angel to boot? Checking off the entire list here
She is perfect and I want an angel just like her. Wonderful audio
Of freaking course my guardian angel is a sarcastic pothead. That explains how I'm so accident prone. 😂
Pepper: * _Pointing out my picture in my high-school yearbook and saying how cute I was_ *
Me, who was never in my high-school yearbook: 😐
Seriously though this was wonderfully performed, you really make it clear just how bad a place she is at the start and how her time spent with the listener has improved both of their lives. You give real credence to the natural growth of their friendship, and the smugness and sharp banter they have just makes you smile. Great job on this one!
A truly heavenly fall
That's a lot of character tropes in one package. I don't have nearly an hour to spare right now, but I'll save this to my watch later.
This one is crazy good, funny as hell. As always love your work Vel, and fantastic job. (Congrats on 60k)
This one is one of my new favorites, for sure.
Naaawwww, so damn sweet, im melting away, right now o:
This gives me major P&SwithG vibes and I’m digging it
Tsundere tomboy? If I learned anything here, that’s Vel’s natural element.
My dog was named Pepper.
This was nice. Thank you.
"Blaze it up"
Angel offerin to sling that green like they in cheech and chong. Respectable.
At the end of the first one u said “take that Gabriel” bro what did I dooo😂😭
As a fan of Tensou Sentai Goseiger,I enjoyed this
These titles are just awesome.
>tsundere tomboy delinquent guardian angel
I love it when we throw the internet at the wall and stick the landing. 😅 Great work Vanilla. 👏
Yo an hour of tomboy content? And Vel's tomboy content? That's the best kind!
I want these waffles she keeps talking about
Same
She might've fallen from grace... But hopefully before long she'll fall into my arms!
Congratulations on 60k Subscribers!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
Yippee i love long audios
Thank you so much for reading my script! I think this turned out awesome, and your little tweaks made it even better. Hell yeah heaven is unionized lmao. However the thought that they're not allowed to have stuffed animals makes me sad lol.
This is what I think, what my guardian angel would be really like
Honestly if given the opportunity to toke up with an angel I'd take them up on it in a heartbeat.
Crying women/angels get me every time.
Guardian Angel roommate? She is going to get so sick of how much I recite Scripture to her and describe her own responsibilities and behaviors to her and why she shouldn't get rid of my boss even though I really want her to. That woman is the only bad thing about my job.
Also, my high school yearbook won't do her any good, considering I hit my max height of 5'9" when I was eight years old and have looked the same since I was thirteen.
Biblically-accurate empathy training would be a specialty for me; that stuff's been my bread and butter for a quarter of a century!
Also, love the Shrek reference at the end, lol.
Hellyeah, Tsundere tomboy Delinquent Guardian angels are my favorit! How did you know 😂
I need this. Really need this. Story time.
Our house is over a hundred years old. It's got an old heater that has a broken wire. We need to call someone to come fix it. However, the room in the basement is an absolute mess with a bunch of junk. So for the past 3 days, it's been nothing but. . . . clean, clean, clean. And I have 0 mental energy to do any of my projects.
I have autism. I'd rather be doing my projects than cleaning. I hate cleaning!
Yesterday, I almost made a dumb decision of cancelling my projects and handing them over to someone else. But a good friend of mine had this to say to me-
"You listen to me. There are going to be times where family and personal life come first. It may not be fun all the time, but family is as crucial as your passions. When my mother died, I put a temporary shut down on ALL of my projects in order to heal. And I'm also handling other stuff with family at the moment too, like bills and driving lessons. Besides, you clearly put a lot of passion into your stuff. So I strongly advise you put your stuff on a temporary hiatus so you can focus on helping out with your family. And when things have calmed down and you have regained your energy, you can go back to your projects. It would be a complete waste to just give it up all because of personal things interfering constantly."
That kick in the ass is what I needed. So my projects are on ice (XD) until the situation is fixed.
Crushes during high school, huh? Um. . . . there was more than one girl I had a crush on back in my freshman year. How many? Well. . . less than a hundred but more than 2. And how many did I end up going out with? 0. Reasons:
1. Taken
2. Focus on education
3. Not interested
4. Some combination of 2 # 3.
Dang, the charm!
Vanilla Velvet pre human incarnation. 💗💫🧿🕊
This was really really good. Love the accent by the way. 😂❤😊
The Donkey quote at the end
“Hey I can be proud down here”
Ehhhhh, more or less
Prideful jerks are a dime a dozen down here, so she'll be fine, I think. She may even get bored with feeling proud of herself!
Love the Shrek reference!
This was SO GOOD
Thats alot of setup for a shrek reference XD gereat work❤
Great audio as always ❤
She may not be a perfect angel, but she's OUR angel. The other angels can go to the Hot Place!
Excited to listen to this later! Thank you VV
Little does she know we're actually allergic to waffles
This is a fine living arrangement you want a devils kiss margarita? Or something else
The onion ring line was honestly kinda funny
💚 These are gonna be the best waffles, especially because we get to enjoy them together. 💚
She's a guardian angel, she's supposed to protect me, not to make me want to protect her
"Hah take thaf Gabriel" *Me proceeding to get Ultrakill flashbacks*
The fact that Pepper doesn’t mention Peanut Butter as a waffle topping made me laugh.
Hope you'll have a good day c:
Ah yes nothing but Neko, his delinquent guardian angel, and a fort of neko's plushies standing in between them.
So shes a fallenish angle that needs help getting back into heavan kinda. Now the question is does she want to go back?
Pepper: tomorrow I’ll make you 🧇.
But tomorrow never came.
So the dear listener sits in eternal darkness waiting for the cosmic entity to fall back into a sound slumber so they can be graced with the best cat shaped waffles that a mortal can dream of. The taste of said waffles said to be the start of the great syrup war mythed to be still splitting angle kind
Damn bro 😢
I burst out laughing to onion ring on my head 🤣
Ima make sure in a year she no longer my roommate😭 She sounds perfect ngl 😭
I have a strange feeling that this is just vel being vel
Can’t…, stop…, laughing!!!! I ❤️ pepper❣️ I ❤️ this video❣️❣️ thank you so much velvet, you made my day❣️❣️❣️ ❤️
who doesnt like a protector who kinda half asses the protection part
A guardian angel that's a pisshead nice
Heeyyyyy, don't make fun of my halo!!
Angels need a snack now and then too..
Very nice!!!!!!!
This audio was actually all an elaborate set up to make a donkey reference.
I can neither confirm nor deny.
dude needs to get a waffle maker like you have a friend who wants to make waffles.
(Exclaimer this is all a joke of what I'm about to say) An angel In all knowing being Crafted Help those go to their afterlife and you call them Pepper
I need part 2
Pepper: "No way!!"
Me: "Yahweh."
i want waffles now XD
So what do I have to do to get my own Angel Wings?
I think if they don't come equipped standard off the assembly line, you're out of luck. But I hear halos can be acquired through good deeds and such!
Oh well you're perfect love so don't worry
15:26
Must.... not... elooooope
We eat pancakes in this house!
08:49 oh shit im being called out. 😅
😊❤
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absolutely cackled at the last second shrek reference 😭😭
a surprise to be sure but a welcome one😊
this is where the fun begins 🫂
i think both fit here