Average Day as Air Traffic Controller in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer)

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  • Resuming my ATC shift in Atlanta as pilots buzz the tower, crash into runways, get intercepted by F-18s, and make weird noises on the mic. Basically your an average day in FSX Multiplayer. Enjoy!
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    Outro: "Deserted" by J+1 - / jplusone
    Thanks for watching chief.

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  • @Agora2021
    @Agora2021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    "He's having a hard time taxiing through the tears"
    My sides

  • @bonnetroblox
    @bonnetroblox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    You’re my favorite TH-camr, *Groundpound69!*

  • @TonyP9279
    @TonyP9279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    "DIXIE" is the correct term for taxiway D at KATL since the airport is a Delta hub, saying "Delta" would get confusing. It's the big taxiway that goes right by your tower and between the international ramps.

    • @meganb.2249
      @meganb.2249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Well ain't that a kick in the teeth.

    • @garyinthecolehouse
      @garyinthecolehouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@etekweb I would've assumed it'd be more difficult to name an airline after a letter in the ICAO Alphabet, but apparently Delta Air Lines precedes it by about 30 years, so... Fuck knows.

    • @cbcdesign001
      @cbcdesign001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Clearly Delta fly into other airports where they would still use delta for the letter D and nobody gets confused so this substitution of dixie for D at KATL idea seems wholly unnecessary.

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@cbcdesign001 Delta own the airport, so they renamed it for vanity.

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@etekweb Because they aren't going to change the alphabet for one airline. It is hardly that confusing, it is why they say "Taxiway X" rather than "X"

  • @canadianplanespotter
    @canadianplanespotter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    C'mon 747 at 8:55, even that flying house can use slew mode better than you...

    • @GD-tt6hl
      @GD-tt6hl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I thought the borg was invading.

    • @CJetsPlanespotting
      @CJetsPlanespotting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He was trying his best, don't judge him

    • @theletterh8176
      @theletterh8176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shots fired

    • @mang6879
      @mang6879 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      60 knots landing.. that's new.. lol

  • @kriss.7544
    @kriss.7544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "He's having a hard time taxiing through the tears" 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @OneTeeGlory
    @OneTeeGlory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    Blue Angel Six’s cancerous mic makes me laugh no matter what he says lol

  • @Dumbrarere
    @Dumbrarere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Just like your mother had a mouthful last night."
    "That's uncalled for."
    XD

  • @n124ac9
    @n124ac9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    6:23: *UP HOUSE IN FSX CONFIRMED*

  • @Will-fl5rg
    @Will-fl5rg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "Okay, Mike are you alright?"
    "I gotta pee."
    "Oh God. "

  • @0agent0brady0
    @0agent0brady0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    That "Your Mother" joke gave me a contact-burn just from watching.
    A+

  • @11Ender11
    @11Ender11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    L O U D C L E AR 7:24

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    “Roger that, taxi via Sierra left onto Alpha caution the Victor transition right onto Juliet, advise holding short with information Foxtrot.”
    “Uhh...(laughs)”
    “Speedbird left base!”
    “READBACK CORRECT.”
    Bro I am dying

  • @natea4077
    @natea4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    7:35 - 7:40 "you can turn left to heading 200 and proceed to ALT + F4" Killed me 😂

  • @imharvey7753
    @imharvey7753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Hot air balloon ✓

  • @Firebolt193
    @Firebolt193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    ''He's having a hard time taxing through the tears!''
    ROFL

  • @InfiniteCraftFilms
    @InfiniteCraftFilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I work as a ramp agent for Delta at KFWA and the other day I was de-icing a plane and had the radio to contact the pilots. I was saying the de-ice truck's call sign was M-A-M-A. They were all so confused.

    • @djthedj86
      @djthedj86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      InfiniteCraftFilms mike alpha mike alpha, you are clear to uh....go

    • @livewellwitheds6885
      @livewellwitheds6885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol that's gold

    • @gblawrence034
      @gblawrence034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Mike alpha Mike alpha, ehe-resume own navigation, I believe you are uh… clear to go!”
      “Why am I attracted to the hooves of a minataur?”

    • @pauliverson1703
      @pauliverson1703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean Delta Connection? KFWA is my local airport, and I know how small it is despite that 11,000’ runway for the Indiana Air National Guard.

    • @InfiniteCraftFilms
      @InfiniteCraftFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pauliverson1703 Sure. Delta Connection, yeah. I now work for United Airlines mainline in Denver. Sorry for the confusion.

  • @TheMincraftpemaster
    @TheMincraftpemaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    *_LETS JUST MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN AIRSHOW_*

  • @DrSnoop-mx5fi
    @DrSnoop-mx5fi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how they say, “Speedbird.” Even though there are probably other British Airway aircraft so it would make it hard to identify a specific aircraft.

  • @CindyFlores-si7xk
    @CindyFlores-si7xk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    ”There Is A FLOATING HOUSE About 2 Miles Off The Airport."
    I'm Dead.

  • @charlieleonhart1314
    @charlieleonhart1314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I'm the one who came up with GROUNDPOUND69 he must have read my comment from a lot of videos ago
    Or a crazy coincidence

    • @dankeihanaikukauakahihulih7969
      @dankeihanaikukauakahihulih7969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Picus NONSENSE! I was the first to come up with GROUNDPOUND69

    • @olivierbohmer3728
      @olivierbohmer3728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Well I guess its appropriate to say BLOG IT.

    • @nishilbhartiya
      @nishilbhartiya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have seen Charlie's comment before. I think he came up with it first.

    • @bonnetroblox
      @bonnetroblox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      sounds like a personal problem

    • @charlieleonhart1314
      @charlieleonhart1314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fat Potato yeah lol I've gotten loots of topish comments on these videos

  • @rydohg
    @rydohg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Rougur that baus

  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Average voice communications on FSX ATC's average day:
    "THIS IS AIR FORCE ONE REQUESTING MAYDAY"
    "(gagging)"
    "(screaming)"
    "(dying)"

  • @kadenhayes2186
    @kadenhayes2186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:25 UP 2: Carl gets shot down by an F-18 for flying in a restricted airspace.

  • @MCHFacts
    @MCHFacts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Boston tower, This is Air Force One, Can I get a rahdio Check?

    • @TheLegend-xi8ws
      @TheLegend-xi8ws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hear you 5 by 5 by 5 by 5 by 5 (Boston towr)

    • @MCHFacts
      @MCHFacts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Boston tower, This is Air Force One declaring emergency, cabin explosive decompression, PLEASE let me land let me land, crew death fire cabin help.

    • @cloroxbleach2097
      @cloroxbleach2097 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MCHFacts Air Force One cleared to lead on Runway 69L.

  • @budderlover8585
    @budderlover8585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I can't be the only one that loves it at the end of a video he uses one names he got in game e.g spaceman69. Love. From Australia

  • @kobod
    @kobod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *GroundPound69*

  • @optimusprimus89
    @optimusprimus89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why is this this not labeled "part 2" of a vid you did months ago? Is there so reason you post different parts to one whole vid so sporadically?

  • @MoMadNU
    @MoMadNU 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:41 Are you? That was perfect. Improv like this is hard and time consuming but the finished product is shat pants funny. Here's an idea. How about doing a TFR intercept with you and your crew flying the jets.

  • @drumbasher
    @drumbasher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:51 "Taxiing through the tears" ....that was damn funny!

  • @JamesAH1
    @JamesAH1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the dry humor of AFP95 relates to me on so many levels

  • @azmialin
    @azmialin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mom jokes mouthful ‘That was an easy toss I have to swing in that one’ Still laughing mao every damn time I watch this! 😂

  • @METALMAN4Wii
    @METALMAN4Wii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The get to the elevator joke killed me.

  • @bntrn.
    @bntrn. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Havana Matata I choked on a banana

  • @VoluntaryPlanet
    @VoluntaryPlanet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was just waiting for someone in that session in a F-18 to request drawing a skycock above the tower with smoke.

  • @willwaters8553
    @willwaters8553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I actually really like strawberries and cream

    • @MariaSanchez-ei3dx
      @MariaSanchez-ei3dx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!

    • @304gunner
      @304gunner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Go to Irapuato, Guanajuato, México. But nevertheless, blog it.

    • @jacobsteel1142
      @jacobsteel1142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That sounds like a personal problem

    • @pitaya4151
      @pitaya4151 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      747Inbound - Flight Sim same

    • @Hectilius
      @Hectilius 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a shampoo and conditioner with that scent

  • @bongo3304
    @bongo3304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Like my grandpa always said. No means yes, and yes means anal. A good quote. From a good man.

    • @austinreid3951
      @austinreid3951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have... many questions, so.... yes?

    • @The_Irish_Fox
      @The_Irish_Fox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dafuq

    • @retired1049
      @retired1049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't think I like this quote

    • @danielvygodner6620
      @danielvygodner6620 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      War Gamer old profile pic mate ;)

    • @handyandy5861
      @handyandy5861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Words to live by. Your grandfather sounds like a great man

  • @MultiPurposeReviewer
    @MultiPurposeReviewer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Granted, I'm not a pilot, but I tried understanding the instructions at 3:39 while consulting a diagram of Hartsfield-Jackson, and I would still be sitting there trying to figure out where the heck you wanted me to go.

  • @relaxsleep6030
    @relaxsleep6030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm wondering how the tower is still intact😂. 3:46

  • @305dadecountyy
    @305dadecountyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    ATC: “DELTA 324, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?”
    PILOT: “YES MA’AM, WE HEAR YOU.”
    ATC: (SARCASTICALLY) I CALLED YOU 3-4 TIMES AND YOU DIDN’T RESPOND. LISTEN UP!”
    PILOT: “I’M SORRY, MA’AM - YOU SOUNDED SO MUCH LIKE MY WIFE I WAS JUST NATURALLY IGNORING YOU.”
    AFTER A 15-SECOND PAUSE, A MALE CONTROLLER COMES ON AND SAYS, “ROGER DELTA 324, I UNDERSTAND.”

  • @AppleDeviceHelper1
    @AppleDeviceHelper1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Welcome to Steam Edition"
    I died.

  • @skyprop
    @skyprop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:18 "Be advised we have a FLOATING HOUSE....." LOL!!

  • @danonthestrings
    @danonthestrings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These ATC vids are literally the best thing on TH-cam, really hope theres more of this content in FS 2020

  • @iPelaaja1
    @iPelaaja1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These videos are just plain fucking hilarious.

  • @tomwilson2804
    @tomwilson2804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just a thought... when he saw the floating house, did anyone else think Garry's Mod meets FSX? That would be awesome. "Combine in a wheelbarrow requesting clearance for take-off"

    • @daonlyzneggalz7522
      @daonlyzneggalz7522 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, or just any of the random models or stuff just buzzing the tower...
      Pilot: dude, did that robot thing just crash into the tower?
      ATC: Yes. Yes it did...

  • @erwintjia
    @erwintjia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Hi Dad.

  • @djyonder5487
    @djyonder5487 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:55 Welcome to steam edition

  • @MayBeYouTubin
    @MayBeYouTubin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Blue Angel 6 is the real hero here.

  • @mehpersonguy0
    @mehpersonguy0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ....oh shit, I forgot AFP95 also had merch I wanted to get around black friday....so many shirts, such a little wallet...

  • @g-flys-7625
    @g-flys-7625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Your hairline recedes back to the 1850 s
    I just wanted to be in the weird and mean comments video 😂

  • @omarziccardi
    @omarziccardi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    ROGUR

  • @BarbecueSauce43
    @BarbecueSauce43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Let's start with the fact that Lazy Town is obviously supposed to represent the Capitalist West in socioeconomic decline. Lazy Town is rife with all sorts of social ills-poverty, pollution, unproductivity, unemployment, etc.-and is rapidly stagnating. Mayor Meanswell is clearly supposed to represent the U.S. government-an iron-fisted organization dedicated to the preservation of capitalism in order to preserve its own power. Stingy is a painfully obvious metaphor for the entrenched bourgeoisie doing anything in their power to keep their money. Pixel, Ziggy, and Trixie are meant to represent the masses, too enthralled with the bread and circuses provided by Meanswell's regime to see their own enslavement. Robbie Rotten represents Joseph McCarthy and the far right-dedicated completely to the prevention of the International Revolution. Stephanie is supposed to represent allies of Socialism-feminism, suffragism, self-determination, pacifism, etc., and could even be a veiled analogue to Rosa Luxemburg. And finally, we get to Sportacus.
    Sportacus' name is obviously a reference to the Spartakusbund, the forerunner of the German Communist Party led by Karl Liebknecht, Rosa Luxemburg, and Clara Zetkin. Sportacus' moustache is obviously a reference to the moustaches of Leon Trotsky and Liebknecht. He descends from the sky-clear divine imagery-to stimulate the people of Lazy Town into action. He gets them moving-an analogue of a planned economy-and Robbie Rotten opposes him and his socialism, causing a class war which Sportacus always wins.
    Is this all a coincidence? Or has Lazy Town been subliminally encouraging communism amongst our children all this time? I'll let you be the judge.

  • @Froggyman145
    @Froggyman145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To celebrate 1 mil, you should make a compilation vid of every hot air balloon moment from your vids just titled "Welcome to FSX Steam Edition"

  • @X-WingsFlyer
    @X-WingsFlyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Sometimes I watch airpringles59 while watching Airfistpringles65
    If you're a legendary god of FSX, *you'll pin this*

    • @mstroogway2482
      @mstroogway2482 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      X-Wings Flyer OK? That makes sense

    • @nightrous3026
      @nightrous3026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The trick is saying *you wont pin this*

  • @mapsandviolins1
    @mapsandviolins1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:29 "Ah'm on taxiway dixie."

  • @geoserenity
    @geoserenity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Airforceproud95 since it is december 2, I have to advise having a merry christmas and that you are clear to have a happy new year read please read back if copy

  • @brandonnava6338
    @brandonnava6338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    My name is Bob and I have a pet named Steve....

  • @Kerunou
    @Kerunou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love when he slips into this nerdy pitch of his voice, very ned flanders meets random Canadian office worker.

  • @bwc1976
    @bwc1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was awesome, I love how you manage to keep a professional sounding voice with all those idiots!

  • @R-Blix-Live
    @R-Blix-Live 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Are you armpitspithepoudcake69?

  • @ehrix4468
    @ehrix4468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    your voice sounds higher.

  • @skyhawksimpilot3606
    @skyhawksimpilot3606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    🐂=🍔

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The name "Navy 1" is reserved for flights when POTUS is aboard.

  • @alexyt4434
    @alexyt4434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think I landed at Pyongyang Sunan Int’l airport where Kim Jong OOF is at

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why are you the only FSX player that doesnt sound insufferably choppy?

  • @ajbuddys
    @ajbuddys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "productplacement95 here............"

  • @blademaster2390
    @blademaster2390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These videos have been recommended to me for years, but I never clicked until now, because I wasn’t interested in flight sims.
    I regret not clicking sooner. This content is BUTTER

  • @gilfeldman45
    @gilfeldman45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    robloxplayerproud 41.9

  • @heal0152
    @heal0152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:25 Alright boys get the elevator ready! Me: **pushes elevator call button ** **DING** Alright get in the elevator!!! **Pushes door close button but realised aircraft passed tower and pushes door open button then returns to ATC operations**

  • @findacure
    @findacure 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    DIXIE

  • @PinaColada4lifeNotJust4Holiday
    @PinaColada4lifeNotJust4Holiday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:50 *YO TENGO*

  • @pizzaboy1250
    @pizzaboy1250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Captain Jackass is on Final" lmfao

  • @GTSA-eo6es
    @GTSA-eo6es 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    either that f-18 at 5:06 is going 700 or 1 Mach or he is plain slewin

  • @grizzly9960
    @grizzly9960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your ATC videos are the best.

  • @Chunkboi
    @Chunkboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I installed a payware Airwolf, everyone else sees me as an F14 with VTOL capability. Someone installed an Antonov, I see a hovering Cessna citation, others see a Space Shuttle with tank and boosters. Go figure.

  • @YY15UPC
    @YY15UPC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘GroundPound69’ killed me 😂

  • @davinator225
    @davinator225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    According to all known laws
    of aviation,
    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.
    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.
    The bee, of course, flies anyway
    because bees don't care
    what humans think is impossible.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.
    Barry! Breakfast is ready!
    Ooming!
    Hang on a second.
    Hello?
    - Barry?
    - Adam?
    - Oan you believe this is happening?
    - I can't. I'll pick you up.
    Looking sharp.
    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.
    Sorry. I'm excited.
    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.
    A perfect report card, all B's.
    Very proud.
    Ma! I got a thing going here.
    - You got lint on your fuzz.
    - Ow! That's me!
    - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
    - Bye!
    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!
    - Hey, Adam.
    - Hey, Barry.
    - Is that fuzz gel?
    - A little. Special day, graduation.
    Never thought I'd make it.
    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.
    Those were awkward.
    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
    You did come back different.
    - Hi, Barry.
    - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
    - Hear about Frankie?
    - Yeah.
    - You going to the funeral?
    - No, I'm not going.
    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.
    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.
    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.
    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.
    That's why we don't need vacations.
    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.
    - Well, Adam, today we are men.
    - We are!
    - Bee-men.
    - Amen!
    Hallelujah!
    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...
    ...9:15.
    That concludes our ceremonies.
    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!
    Will we pick ourjob today?
    I heard it's just orientation.
    Heads up! Here we go.
    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.
    - Wonder what it'll be like?
    - A little scary.
    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco
    and a part of the Hexagon Group.
    This is it!
    Wow.
    Wow.
    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life
    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.
    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
    Our top-secret formula
    is automatically color-corrected,
    scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
    into this soothing sweet syrup
    with its distinctive
    golden glow you know as...
    Honey!
    - That girl was hot.
    - She's my cousin!
    - She is?
    - Yes, we're all cousins.
    - Right. You're right.
    - At Honex, we constantly strive
    to improve every aspect
    of bee existence.
    These bees are stress-testing
    a new helmet technology.
    - What do you think he makes?
    - Not enough.
    Here we have our latest advancement,
    the Krelman.
    - What does that do?
    - Oatches that little strand of honey
    that hangs after you pour it.
    Saves us millions.
    Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
    Of course. Most bee jobs are
    small ones. But bees know
    that every small job,
    if it's done well, means a lot.
    But choose carefully
    because you'll stay in the job
    you pick for the rest of your life.
    The same job the rest of your life?
    I didn't know that.
    What's the difference?
    You'll be happy to know that bees,
    as a species, haven't had one day off
    in 27 million years.
    So you'll just work us to death?
    We'll sure try.
    Wow! That blew my mind!
    "What's the difference?"
    How can you say that?
    One job forever?
    That's an insane choice to have to make.
    I'm relieved. Now we only have
    to make one decision in life.
    But, Adam, how could they
    never have told us that?
    Why would you question anything?
    We're bees.
    We're the most perfectly
    functioning society on Earth.
    You ever think maybe things
    work a little too well here?
    Like what? Give me one example.
    I don't know. But you know
    what I'm talking about.
    Please clear the gate.
    Royal Nectar Force on approach.
    Wait a second. Oheck it out.
    - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
    - Wow.
    I've never seen them this close.
    They know what it's like
    outside the hive.
    Yeah, but some don't come back.
    - Hey, Jocks!
    - Hi, Jocks!
    You guys did great!
    You're monsters!
    You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
    - I wonder where they were.
    - I don't know.
    Their day's not planned.
    Outside the hive, flying who knows
    where, doing who knows what.
    You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
    Jock. You have to be bred for that.
    Right.
    Look. That's more pollen
    than you and I will see in a lifetime.
    It's just a status symbol.
    Bees make too much of it.
    Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
    and the ladies see you wearing it.
    Those ladies?
    Aren't they our cousins too?
    Distant. Distant.
    Look at these two.
    - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
    - Let's have fun with them.
    It must be dangerous
    being a Pollen Jock.
    Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
    against a mushroom!
    He had a paw on my throat,
    and with the other, he was slapping me!
    - Oh, my!
    - I never thought I'd knock him out.
    What were you doing during this?
    Trying to alert the authorities.
    I can autograph that.
    A little gusty out there today,
    wasn't it, comrades?
    Yeah. Gusty.
    We're hitting a sunflower patch
    six miles from here tomorrow.
    - Six miles, huh?
    - Barry!
    A puddle jump for us,
    but maybe you're not up for it.
    - Maybe I am.
    - You are not!
    We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
    What do you think, buzzy-boy?
    Are you bee enough?
    I might be. It all depends
    on what 0900 means.
    Hey, Honex!
    Dad, you surprised me.
    You decide what you're interested in?
    - Well, there's a lot of choices.
    - But you only get one.
    Do you ever get bored
    doing the same job every day?
    Son, let me tell you about stirring.
    You grab that stick, and you just
    move it around, and you stir it around.
    You get yourself into a rhythm.
    It's a beautiful thing.
    You know, Dad,
    the more I think about it,
    maybe the honey field
    just isn't right for me.
    You were thinking of what,
    making balloon animals?
    That's a bad job
    for a guy with a stinger.
    Janet, your son's not sure
    he wants to go into honey!
    - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
    - I'm not trying to be funny.
    You're not funny! You're going
    into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
    - You're gonna be a stirrer?
    - No one's listening to me!
    Wait till you see the sticks I have.
    I could say anything right now.
    I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
    Let's open some honey and celebrate!
    Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
    Shave my antennae.
    Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
    a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
    I'm so proud.
    - We're starting work today!
    - Today's the day.
    Oome on! All the good jobs
    will be gone.
    Yeah, right.
    Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
    stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
    - Is it still available?
    - Hang on. Two left!
    One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
    Step to the side.
    - What'd you get?
    - Picking crud out. Stellar!
    Wow!
    Oouple of newbies?
    Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
    Make your choice.
    - You want to go first?
    - No, you go.
    Oh, my. What's available?
    Restroom attendant's open,
    not for the reason you think.
    - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
    - Sure, you're on.
    I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
    Wax monkey's always open.
    The Krelman opened up again.
    What happened?
    A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
    He's dead. Another dead one.
    Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
    Dead from the neck up.
    Dead from the neck down. That's life!
    Oh, this is so hard!
    Heating, cooling,
    stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
    humming, inspector number seven,
    lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
    mite wrangler. Barry, what
    do you think I should... Barry?
    Barry!
    All right, we've got the sunflower patch
    in quadrant nine...
    What happened to you?
    Where are you?
    - I'm going out.
    - Out? Out where?
    - Out there.
    - Oh, no!
    I have to, before I go
    to work for the rest of my life.
    You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
    Another call coming in.
    If anyone's feeling brave,
    there's a Korean deli on 83rd
    that gets their roses today.
    Hey, guys.
    - Look at that.
    - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
    Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
    It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
    Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
    Sign here, here. Just initial that.
    - Thank you.
    - OK.
    You got a rain advisory today,
    and as you all know,
    bees cannot fly in rain.
    So be careful. As always,
    watch your brooms,
    hockey sticks, dogs,
    birds, bears and bats.
    Also, I got a couple of reports
    of root beer being poured on us.
    Murphy's in a home because of it,
    babbling like a cicada!
    - That's awful.
    - And a reminder for you rookies,
    bee law number one,
    absolutely no talking to humans!
    All right, launch positions!
    Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
    buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
    Black and yellow!
    Hello!
    You ready for this, hot shot?
    Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
    Wind, check.
    - Antennae, check.
    - Nectar pack, check.
    - Wings, check.
    - Stinger, check.
    Scared out of my shorts, check.
    OK, ladies,
    let's move it out!
    Pound those petunias,
    you striped stem-suckers!
    All of you, drain those flowers!
    Wow! I'm out!
    I can't believe I'm out!
    So blue.
    I feel so fast and free!
    Box kite!
    Wow!
    Flowers!
    This is Blue Leader.
    We have roses visual.
    Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
    Roses!
    30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

    • @huskyboi9137
      @huskyboi9137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Davinator y did I press read more

    • @huskyboi9137
      @huskyboi9137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Davinator help this man

  • @KrassesEsel
    @KrassesEsel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That "DIXIE"-Guy tho xD

  • @Smithelwerb
    @Smithelwerb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think a lot of people here (myself included) would really love if you made an "instructional" series here on your channel. I'd love to see you talk through the nuances of the game and how to perfect your landings and flying.

  • @gaurav-joshi
    @gaurav-joshi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I like Pizza

    • @gamefame793
      @gamefame793 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gaurav Joshi I love it 🍕🍕

    • @techgenius5715
      @techgenius5715 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza Party ;D

    • @gaurav-joshi
      @gaurav-joshi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tech Genius Indeed😂

    • @gaurav-joshi
      @gaurav-joshi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Btw SpaceMan49 here 😂😂

    • @TonyP9279
      @TonyP9279 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like giant Rice Krispy Treats.

  • @hossahunter22
    @hossahunter22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Navy 1 what are your intentions? "
    " *TRAFFIC PATTERN* "

  • @breakfastplan4518
    @breakfastplan4518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This ATC guy is a BOSS! Respect!

  • @trevordrummond2585
    @trevordrummond2585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:50 best part 😂

  • @2001Sergey
    @2001Sergey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:25 I don’t see the balloons sticking out...

  • @uehm
    @uehm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how even though I'm supposed to get notifications from your new videos, I didn't.

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah youtube still hasn't copied the instructions, readback incorrect.

  • @HSTfan
    @HSTfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My nan plays fsx, can you troll her next time?

  • @RogerSullivanNOLA
    @RogerSullivanNOLA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If they took out the slewing stuff, allowed the f-18s to have functional missiles, and made crashes realistic, this would be the best thing ever. These videos are endlessly entertaining, but it could be so much better if by the end of the session there were smouldering wrecks with fire and rescue vehicles all over the field.

  • @ericmitchell1911
    @ericmitchell1911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I like Waffles

  • @milojones9241
    @milojones9241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is anyone else really satisfied with proper landings and readbacks

  • @johnathanruiz-pineda9610
    @johnathanruiz-pineda9610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    At the time this video was uploaded, I was in Atlanta Hartsfield Jackson International airport. Coincidence or not?

    • @imzoltan
      @imzoltan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you observe the shitshow outside?!

  • @Blinkydog00
    @Blinkydog00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Adolf Hitler (German: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ] (About this sound listen); 20 April 1889 - 30 April 1945) was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei; NSDAP), Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945 and Führer ("Leader") of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945.[a] As dictator, Hitler initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939, and was central to the Holocaust.
    Hitler was born in Austria-then part of Austria-Hungary-and was raised near Linz. He moved to Germany in 1913 and was decorated during his service in the German Army in World War I. In 1919, he joined the German Workers' Party (DAP), the precursor of the NSDAP, and was appointed leader of the NSDAP in 1921. In 1923, he attempted to seize power in a failed coup in Munich and was imprisoned. While in jail he dictated the first volume of his autobiography and political manifesto Mein Kampf ("My Struggle"). Released in 1924, Hitler gained popular support by attacking the Treaty of Versailles and promoting Pan-Germanism, anti-semitism and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and Nazi propaganda. He frequently denounced international capitalism and communism as being part of a Jewish conspiracy.
    By 1933, the Nazi Party was the largest elected party in the German Reichstag, but did not have a majority, and no party was able to form a majority parliamentary coalition in support of a candidate for chancellor. This led to former chancellor Franz von Papen and other conservative leaders persuading President Paul von Hindenburg to appoint Hitler as Chancellor on 30 January 1933. Shortly after, the Reichstag passed the Enabling Act of 1933, which began the process of transforming the Weimar Republic into Nazi Germany, a one-party dictatorship based on the totalitarian and autocratic ideology of National Socialism. Hitler aimed to eliminate Jews from Germany and establish a New Order to counter what he saw as the injustice of the post-World War I international order dominated by Britain and France. His first six years in power resulted in rapid economic recovery from the Great Depression, the abrogation of restrictions imposed on Germany after World War I and the annexation of territories that were home to millions of ethnic Germans which gave him significant popular support.
    Hitler sought Lebensraum ("living space") for the German people in Eastern Europe and his aggressive foreign policy is considered to be the primary cause of the outbreak of World War II in Europe. He directed large-scale rearmament and on 1 September 1939 invaded Poland that resulted in Britain and France declaring war on Germany. In June 1941, Hitler ordered an invasion of the Soviet Union. By the end of 1941, German forces and the European Axis powers occupied most of Europe and North Africa. In December 1941, he formally declared war on the United States, bringing them directly into the conflict. Failure to defeat the Soviets and the entry of the United States into the war forced Germany onto the defensive and it suffered a series of escalating defeats. In the final days of the war during the Battle of Berlin in 1945, he married his long-time lover Eva Braun. Less than two days later on 30 April 1945, the two killed themselves to avoid capture by the Soviet Red Army and their corpses were burned.
    Under Hitler's leadership and racially motivated ideology, the Nazi regime was responsible for the genocide of at least 5.5 million Jews and millions of other victims whom he and his followers deemed Untermenschen (sub-humans) or socially undesirable. Hitler and the Nazi regime were also responsible for the killing of an estimated 19.3 million civilians and prisoners of war. In addition, 29 million soldiers and civilians died as a result of military action in the European theatre of World War II. The number of civilians killed during the Second World War was unprecedented in warfare and the casualties constituted the deadliest conflict in human history.

  • @justanotherintrovert1012
    @justanotherintrovert1012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    **Slowly Dying**

  • @Boris-lq8fs
    @Boris-lq8fs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great stuff as usual, AFP. You always seem to be able to find good multiplayer servers. I've owned FSX for years, but I recently purchased the steam edition to get the extra aircraft and multiplayer servers. Every time I go on the server list, there's only like 15 or 20 barely populated servers and many of them are locked. Is finding a good populated server more of a right-place-at-the-right-time thing, or is there a trick to it?

  • @qingzhang7386
    @qingzhang7386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Have you tried xplane

  • @LaurenceWhiting
    @LaurenceWhiting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blue Angel 6 is the real boss here, Speedbird got no escape. Great video as always SpaceMan49/GroundPound69/GayPride05

  • @a.j.deutsch1792
    @a.j.deutsch1792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
    Article I (Article 1 - Legislative)
    Section 1
    All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
    Section 2
    1: The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature.
    2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.
    3: Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.2 The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.
    4: When vacancies happen in the Representation from any State, the Executive Authority thereof shall issue Writs of Election to fill such Vacancies.
    5: The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.
    Section 3
    1: The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof,3 for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote.
    2: Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies.4
    3: No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.
    4: The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided.
    5: The Senate shall chuse their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice President, or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United States.
    6: The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present.
    7: Judgment in Cases of impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.
    Section 4
    1: The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators.
    2: The Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December,5 unless they shall by Law appoint a different Day.
    Section 5
    1: Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House may provide.
    2: Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of two thirds, expel a Member.
    3: Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal.
    4: Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, without the Consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other Place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting.
    Section 6
    1: The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States.6 They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.
    2: No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office.
    Section 7
    1: All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills.
    2: Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States; If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a Law. But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.
    3: Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence of the Senate and House of Representatives may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the President of the United States; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Senate and House of Representatives, according to the Rules and Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill.
    Section 8
    1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;
    2: To borrow Money on the credit of the United States;
    3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes;
    4: To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;
    5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;
    6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States;
    7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;
    8: To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;
    9: To constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court;
    10: To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offences against the Law of Nations;
    11: To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;
    12: To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;
    13: To provide and maintain a Navy;
    14: To make Rules for the

  • @MJ-iv3wx
    @MJ-iv3wx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:48 im crying

  • @1lubba6
    @1lubba6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🐖=🏉

  • @CountyLineFilms
    @CountyLineFilms ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:26 fucking beautiful moment

  • @thoomin6680
    @thoomin6680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ello mate

  • @michaelking3327
    @michaelking3327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you ARE the MAN, AIRFORCEPROUD95, always good uploads, and most of them funny. keep up the good work