Der Tanz der Neuseeländer heißt Haka und kommt eigentlich von dem indigenen Stamm der Maori und wird heute z.B. als Begrüßung oder zur Ehrung oder allgemein bei Zeremonien aufgeführt.
Nicholas Wilson you haven’t seen nothing yet until you have seen an Afrikaner in a bar fight. They beat each other black and blue and then buy drinks for one another. And you know what they scary thing is. They are all 6 foot 6 giants
2:25 - As a Pole, I have to say that this was the most beautiful thing I saw... The joke was spot on. The animation was snappy, quick, and hilarious. The voice acting was just the right frequency of campy. Amazing work. Edit: This comment section is filled with my fellow countrymen ecstatic over the fact that they were represented in this video.
4:32 respect for including the poly brothers in there❤🤙🤙 Btw that it is war dance (aka haka) that the New Zealand people perform in honor of the mauri people
@@SuchanOriginal i used to live in australia and let me tell you everything was upside down but we couldnt tell because so were we. same for for the other side tho.
Hehe, I understand the joke about Georgia. I am from Germany, but I was in Love with a georgian girl and was over 1 month for visit in Georgia. Unfortunately August 2008, where the trouble with russia was. I was there as the 3 bombs came down to Tibilissi, but I stayed. I felt very good there. The hospitality is incredible and the food and wine are very good - and the music and dances too. Goergia will always have some special place in my heart. =)
Tell me which countries do you want me to include in the next one!
P.S Next vid will be Iron Blyat Destroyer EP.3
OWO
Finally.
OWO
OWO
YES SO HAPPY IT'S OUT
Das war nice. Schildkröte beste.
Ihr hier?
Hier gewesen, bevor das Video online ging 🤯
@@gopniksquathd9563 Ja, React kommt heute, auf der Website schon online
Der Tanz der Neuseeländer heißt Haka und kommt eigentlich von dem indigenen Stamm der Maori und wird heute z.B. als Begrüßung oder zur Ehrung oder allgemein bei Zeremonien aufgeführt.
React auf den Haka-Tanz!
Obejrzałem, nie żałuję, jestem dumny! PIEROGI I WÓDŻITSU!! To jest to :) Dzięki, pozdrawiamy z Polski!
:)
Siema to jest to
I to wszystko dzięki Tobie :D
Przed chwila obejrzalem twój film.
Ciekawe co w następnym będzie 😀
Russian dude: The enemy army is better equipped, what do we do?
Stalin: Simple, have more men then they have bullets.
U Know Stalin Was Georgian But Russians Brought Hi For War.
@@MrApxA yup stalin was georgian
@@MrApxA i knew
@@movielobby6879 can he speak georgian tho?
@@druganema8219 ofcourse he can wtf
Russia: * exists*
Lichtenstein: *I can milk you*
As an actual Russian, I don't mind! It's so fucking funny!
Me be like :
Russia is playing my jams
*SAI HOOOO-*
Vodka time bois
Russia 😍😍❤️❤️
Thank you for:
- Revenge of Marcello
- Anime Japan
- Hard Bass Russia
- KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No kurwa
jak nie!
Witamy w naszym kraju gdzie wszędzie znajdziesz słowo ,,KURWA”
Coś się kończy coś zaczyna...
CallMeVasilli a my się dziwimy czemu każdy youtuber, który postanowił mówić po polsku chociaż raz powiedział ,,kurwa”
@KtntKot +1
3:33 hey, that animation is smooth af
Probably made with VR full body tracking
@@VoidHxnter that makes sense
@@VoidHxnter i dont think soo im pretty sure its sfm
Lichstein thank you that you did POLISH and the national anthem Polish thank you very much
How are you in the main comments with 5 likes?
@@alvuigi_07 that is kinda weird
Co?
Guwno
Hehe
Italy man: Marcello
Marcello: ah shit here we go again
How ?
Marcello: *NOT AGAIN*
Marcello: what is it.?
2:13 me and boys war
you said the truth man
Can we just talk about how actually terrifying it is to see a group of muscly tall New Zealanders doing the Haka in unison? Like bruh.
If we do they come for us
Nicholas Wilson you haven’t seen nothing yet until you have seen an Afrikaner in a bar fight. They beat each other black and blue and then buy drinks for one another. And you know what they scary thing is. They are all 6 foot 6 giants
Its amazing how polynesians actually expanded so far away, Rapa Nui was colonized by them and the Haka is also part of their warriors dance
Or a group of 500 russians running towards you with rgps, assault rifles and pistols
Ill just drop my weapon
2:25 - As a Pole, I have to say that this was the most beautiful thing I saw...
The joke was spot on. The animation was snappy, quick, and hilarious. The voice acting was just the right frequency of campy. Amazing work.
Edit: This comment section is filled with my fellow countrymen ecstatic over the fact that they were represented in this video.
Tak kurła polak kocham polską armatę
poland needs version 2 with the winged hussars
*Then the winged hussars arrived!*
coming down from the mountain side
I caught flashback from civilization 5
o nie, ja jestem polakiem
And the defenders are turks
How people rush B 3: *Exists*
Poland: O KURWA POLSKA EOEOE
So true 😹
@@heminew7827 po chuj piszesz z cenzurą
A nazywasz się PolskiOcelot Xd
Kurwa polska przejęła te komentarze
Kurwa!!!!!!
*Me* "Ok, so Japan. We going ninjas, samurai or anime?"
*Lichtenstein* "Yes"
STANDO POWAH
main is the thing that he showed his country (also mine) georgia
You forgot "Kansei dorifto"
DEJA VU
De-ja-vu like we been in this place before
Girlfriend: He's probably out cheating on me
Me and the boys: 1:55
XD
Uamee Hardbass is the best
Nah, 4:32
Tree-PJ but it’s apartje
Name of song?
The New Zealand haka one is so good, also CTs dropping their weapons is such a mood.
Minus the world cup..
It looks so intimidating
As a New Zealander, we are fearsome, I swear
Trust me
I speak the truth
Am also an newzealander
As a South African, watching the Haka before the games has always been a highlight.
Me: is this an old video?
Lich: *_No_*
Me: *happy rushing noises*
well now it is an old video... :(
That Poland
I love you for this
"KURWAAAAAAA"
No problem boi
KURWAAAAAAA
kurwa?
Kea das mirao marko
Dziękuje zapamiętam to , thank you :) i will remember that
Marcello: "Mama mia!"
Polish guys: *"KURWA!"*
Are you from Russia?
@@itsshalevfromtaxidashcamer9390 no he is from poland
True
Pierogi from Poland is very good
Pierogi to sá kurwa dobre
That was the most accurate depiction of the Australian Armed Forces I've ever seen
War everything snakes to turtles and spiders ps spiders are abominations change my mind
@@Ashley-the-fox objection: war kangaroos would absolutely fuck the enemy up
@@joshc5613 war emus would be better. They emus already won a war
Legen say the team still wating for the turttle 🤣
Nobody:
Italy: Mamma Mia
Japan: Nanii??!!!!
Poland: Pierogi Kurwaaaaaa!!
Mamma mia not mama mia
Che vu capi
Pierogi dobre są kurwaa
KUUUURRRRWWWWAAAA!
@@レース-s5h kocham pierogi
When it was Poland's turn I expected the Winged Hussars.
Everyone expected that
Co racja to racja
So, we wait for the second take of Poland in 5th part. Right?
Meaby in 4 part?
@@k0liju It would be a dream come true.
2:28
Karolek: I want how Poland rush B
Lichtenstein: * Makes how Poland rush B *
Every Poles: *Oh Kurwa*
Gdzie kiełbasa z grilla
Gdzie skiety klapki i siatka z biedronki Janusz z Haliną?????
Dawać passata!
@@cheribreki4923 w dupie
I jeszcze ten dubbing karolka xD
I onestly tought they would say "ognia!" Which means "fire!" As a signal for the P.P.G, but no. They used *K U R W A*
3:05 Kocham te "szybciej" xDDD
Oczywiście "kurwa" to najłatwiejsze Polskie słowo xD
To on
Typek trzymający butle wódki wąchając ją powiedział ,,o ja pierdole,, xddd
@@victorious8315 xddd
Xd
@@victorious8315 nie usłyszałem tego za pierwszym razem xddd
I think that " kurwa" should be another polish thing on world's UNESCO list
YESS MY FRIEND :D
And thats a fact, przyjacielu
Yes xD
KURWAA!
Yes
2:28 poland
Thanks :)
Tak xd
I too :)
Ja też :)
Poland 1:1
KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
pozdrawiam serdecznie ^^
As a polish man the polish way to rush b was very accurate
2:13 Your class when you have chips
Is true
Especially takis or hot cheetos
Chewing gum
0:05 You when someone asks for your chips in class
*Yes, It's my class xddd but now it's my Family*
KUUURWAAAAA
I love this moment 😂❤️🇵🇱
Regards from Poland!
Guy: Marchello-
Marchello: *I have had enough*
Marchello : * Punches guy in face *
Guy 2 : *M A M A M I A*
Marcello: POOORCODIIIIO
Guy 2 kill marcello:
Salieri:Grazie signore
Miło na sercu mi się zrobiło jak zobaczyłem Polskę 👍👍👍😀😃😄🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 PIEROGi żądzom
2:25 Thanks for this. Great job😂
Dziękuję za to. Wspaniałe
Finally.
*Marcello gets his revenge.*
Alberto: *mAmMa MiA*
i'm a Pole, and that Polish part was "GODLY", plus when there was the Japanese part, i knew that there has to be durifto, also i LOVE ur vids!
som Polish kid DEJA VU! IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!
Kurwa! Even if i dunno wat it means
The Australian one was pure art 😂.
>Pierogi Propelled Grenade
Me: Oh boy.
No tak
LOL I'm just funny
A co ty gościu myślałeś że co juzef Piłsudski?
Kurwa, to było zajebiste
Najak
Me at the beginning : * waiting for "what is it" *
Marcello :
Marcello* porcodio
HAHAHAH
Are you sure about that *Marcello*
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Polish guy: *KKKKUUUUUURRRRWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*
KURWAAA prawda
No i kurwa prawda
*KURWA* załatwia wszystkie problemy
siema ja też z Polski
KUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA
Legend has it the Aussie on the tortise is still trying to rush be to this day
I'm from Poland and that makes me cry 😂 that's so beautiful
@@somenewlights Omg it's the best thing about Poland that I have seen in all my life
Sup. Me too im crying when i watching it. Kurwa xD
I gotta say, LICHTENSTEIN’s animation skills have gotten * kisses fingers (Italian style)* superb.
Me: *reads most of the comments*
Literally almost everyone: "I'm from Poland, kurwa, pierogi, bigos, w końcu Polska, śmiechłem"
Yes I love them
Nokido +1
Też jestem z polski - I'm polish
Tak
+1
No
4:32 respect for including the poly brothers in there❤🤙🤙
Btw that it is war dance (aka haka) that the New Zealand people perform in honor of the mauri people
Kia Ora mate
That Poland made me laught the most xD (też, I'm Polish, but that guy was literaly like my dad)
No bez kitu
Lol
2:13 me and the boys at 4am entering in the shop for the Black Friday
Missed opportunity, in Australia everything should've been upside down.
Hahaha, I thought the same
Nah, in Australia they should be burning
@@xfrenzy333 no
@@jockeyfield1954 yes
@@Przemek_Bajer not anymore, Australia's flooding now
As a georgian this was completely accurate
გეთანხმები
It would be weird, if that one went wrong. After all, Lich is from Georgia.
@@lowpacker6126 მართლა?
@@croccodoggo9989 sorry, i don't get it
@@lowpacker6126 nothing i wrote "really?" In Georgian
2:13 Soviet troops entering B(erlin)
Все ясно автор из России
На Берлин!
r/cursedcomments
Slirpy Pail lol
What song is that ?
Nobody:
Italy:
Japan:
Poland: KURWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
@AlpHa Badjon true 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
Yess Kurwaaaa
I from Poland 😁
KURWA od the best😜😏
Dokładnie
Australia needs a part 2 where everything is upside down
And on fire
@@Kenatinn XD
What is "Australia"
But the map isn't australia. So only the people and animals upside down
@@SuchanOriginal i used to live in australia and let me tell you everything was upside down but we couldnt tell because so were we. same for for the other side tho.
Was absolutely not expecting to hear a Tom scream from that kangaroo but I loved it!
3:19 I love it...w końcu się doczekaliśmy XDD KURWAA
To jest fakt
Wreszcie
Czekam na Polska 2
Wkońcuu.
Lich ma duży fanbase w polsce więc dziwi mnie że dopiero teraz
Lich has a big fanbase in poland so im suprised it didn't happen earlier
2:13 when the door open for black Friday at walmart
edit:thx you for the likes and have a great day and thanksgiving 😎
HAHAHHAAHHAA
oh your country's people wait for the door to open in South-Africa the people brake down the fucking doors etc.
2:03 Thursday be like...
2:13 Friday (last day of black Friday be like...
2:25 DZIĘKUJE WKOŃCU!
Podziękuj Karolkowi raczej to on miał taki pomysł dziękuj Karolkowi
KURWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
No
What
What the
FU-
Hehe, I understand the joke about Georgia. I am from Germany, but I was in Love with a georgian girl and was over 1 month for visit in Georgia. Unfortunately August 2008, where the trouble with russia was. I was there as the 3 bombs came down to Tibilissi, but I stayed. I felt very good there. The hospitality is incredible and the food and wine are very good - and the music and dances too. Goergia will always have some special place in my heart. =)
I am from Poland and this rush is Perfect, Just perfect
Seeey What Same
Yes
The Best :D
Nope
Yes
I love this "kurwa" momento 😂
XD
I love this too
Shiø from Poland~
@@renea-z9i I'm from Poland ❤️
🇵🇱 KUURRŁAA
@@KUKI-s3p ty Janusz zamknij się
Kurwa. Fuck :)
*XDDD KURWA love it! ❤️❤️ POLAND*
*POLAKI AUU.. XD*
*Lichtenstein What's the song? - **2:13*
KURWA XDDDD
@@66_xkarxf36 *XD*
Hahaha
*Hahah siema Yolo ❤️😂*
Typowa polska cebulą
80% coments-polish people
20% other nationalites
True. (I'm from Poland :D)
True( I from Poland)
not a joke
Yes
Bro u say something that is 100℅ thrue BDW im polish ahahahhahahahahha
3:20 Poland :D thank you lichtenstein
polska gurom
3:20 Kto z Polski ten wie xddd
Kto z Polski ten 👍
oparte na faktach
I am from Poland and I do not speak english! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@kado742 Jak najbardziej
Pozdrovenia z 🇧🇬
@@pashex8352 😊
2:27 Poland brother from Hungary(:
Siema
Lengyel, magyar - két jó barát, együtt harcol, s issza borát
2:41 me when i study for the test
2:50 me when i do the test
3:07 when there is 10 min remaining
3:19 when i get the result
My dad when he gets the result*
Thanks for the likes(im in another account)
Best comment i saw in my life i am dying XD
Poetry
too real...
i love you - *poland* 2019
ps. thank you i was having birthday when you release this video. thx
wow thanks for 35 likes
@_ Popcorn tak
Happy birthday
Kurwaaaaaa
@@stoianovicidenis1946 thanks dude.
I'm a Pole and I can confirm that every polish family has a P. P. G
Yeh
So true
True
Ale prawdziwe
Bez jaj ja terz
As a mexican I just can say the part "pinches culeros terroristas" totally got me XDDD
Está bien informado mi compadre.
es lo mejor y todavía que la explosión se tardo
Viva México Carajo
the bombo
Aunque tenemos por lo menos 5 mas formas a llegar la Zona B
I was waiting for Poland 😂😂
Me too xD
FINALY
Już jestem
Pierogi!!!
me too
Poland: "3, 2, 1 KUUuUUUuUUUUURrRRRRRwWWWAaaAaAaaaAa"
XD
Polska = ❤
Bardziej cytując Kapitana Tytusa Bombe: "Na!pier!da!lać!!!"
WosekPL ja sie spodziewalem ze ułany albo cos albo husaria
Polska kurwaaaaaaaa
@@Tymiss ja też coś takiego
2:10 When the final bell rings at school
True
True
2:00 the guy under the hood is vibing on another level...
LICHTENSTEIN logic:
I don't need guns
I don't need food
I don't need views
I need...
VODKA
No, big VODKA
I pierogi
Vodka and c4 and rush B
Polish part made me laugh so much 😂 Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱
Im can from poland
@@Pisak132 napisałeś "ja jestem mogę z Polski"?xDDD
@@Kamil-wn6nr auto korekta mi zrobiła nevermind
Dd
Ty lol xD
LICHTENSTEIN: puts Poland in the video
Comments: *POLSKA* *KUUUUURWAAAAA*
He lives in poland btw
Tak😂😂😂
POLSKA KUUUUUURWAAAAA
Hahaha POLSKA KUUUUURWAAAAA!!!
KURWAAAAAAAAAAA
As an Australian I can confirm that this is how we fight
Top 10 anime battles
"KURWAAAA" VS "MAMMA MIA!"
KURWAAAA THE best
KURWAAAAAAA DA BEST
KURWAAAAAAAA
Tak chce tak!
KURWAAAA = FUCK
2:32 I am polish and I can confirm this is true
Otóż to xD
udowodnij :3
Haha
Większość tego kanału to polacy
oczywiście
“marcello”
*punches him*
“not today b*tch”
.......MAMA MIA!!!!
Alberto come look at marcello
That's not how you hold a pistol
Marcello had enough
I love the New Zealand one. Thank you for not forgetting about us
2:30 This is brilliant! (im from Poland)
Wiem mordo respect +++++++ dla naszych
O ja też ☺
I ja też
0:05 Marcello finally stood up for himself :)
He is not Marcello anymore...
*Woke eyed marcello*
He was tired of his friend judging him for not holding the pistol properly... His choice.
MAMA MIA
Poland shuld have a second take with charging husars
4:30 chur my bro, this makes me laugh everytime I watch it and it never gets old, at least it ain't the fish and chips🤣🤣🤣
Lichtenstein: *uses characters with realistic movements*
Me: wait, that's illegal
That's the same thing i thinked
Lich: puts Poland in his vid
Me: imposible KURWA
@@lorenzorovidotti7279 thought*** 😂😂😂
He used VR i think
FBI OPEN UP You forget!
2:57 ahh japierdole xd
Naprawdę xd
Nooooo (tak)
Xd
Bulgaria
XD
3:20 I love you. It's real Polish.
Jakiego polskiego słowa obcokrajowcy uczą się w Polsce? Nie-1% Tak-2% Kurwa-97%
@@tymoteuszrusinowicz4566 jeszcze 45 % wódka :D
polish assault rifle: psze psze psze!
Jak nie inaczej
KURWAA
0:00
Well, that's it!
0:24
Commercial.
1:03
Otaku madness
1:47
Raving Maniacs.
2:25
FIRE AWAY!!!!
3:27
Tequila?
4:27
Battlecry!
5:03
Party in the mess hall.
6:02
Beast riders?
You really have imagination 😂
I love Poland part (you really included "polish stuffs" 😂
And I like that you put your country here ;)
To dzienki karolkowi
I just have 3 things to say
MAMMA MIA!
CHEEKI BREEKI
KU**A!
CHEEKI BREEKI*
Ku**a
Omaewa mou shindeiru
KURWA
Missing one: suka blyat
The epic Marcelo: getting smashes
Alberto: *MAMA MIA INTENSIFIES*
New Zealand : THE POWER OF KIWI COMPELS YOU
*When Lichtenstein isn't from Lichtenstein but you realize you're the only one who knows it's even a country*
bruh
It's too small to be a country 😂😂😂
@@anonymus_user4708 big brain
i think lichtenstein or switzerland should be in one of these videos xD
They are still richer than most countries
Nobody:
Still nobody:
Poland: KURWAAAAAA
POLAND!!! NO POLDAND!!
Dobrze im wyszło nawet xD
Yeah. I'm poland
@@thewhitecj1013 gościu spokojnie
wkońcu Polska
Comments statistics:
69% polish
20% hey that's my country
1% other
Zostało Ci jeszcze 10% do zagospodarowania xd
O kurwa😲
Man 10% nothink
@@lordu298 no ale oczywiście "69" musi być, a resztą się tam nie przejmuj😒
XD to święta prawda
A kangaroo duel wielding pistols? ok ill just surrender
As a Pole I have to say this is one of best kurwas I've ever heard
Hahah
I m from poland and i can say KURWAAA too
I am also from Kurwaland xD
Kurwa popłakałem się jak to obejrzałem 🤣
Kurwa
2:13 when the Russian army knows there's vodka in b site
1:19 NANI
No russian could EVER ressist vodka. It's impossible to do so.
B site
B=Berlin
Music - Cheki Breki
Epic
Poland be like:"No need to rush B if there is no B"
Oof
about you German
Exacly
When u learn that Stalin was from Georgia 5:34
Yup He Was Georgian
George Stalin
yeah i know stalin he was georgian
His name ioseb djgurashvili
Missed opportunity to make the australian one upside down.