ANONYME POPULAR: There’s A Peon (english lyrics)

BADA MORROI BAT
There's a Peon
...
There’s a peon wakes me up and I get him up
For my everyday life is he is way useful
Strips off all my sleepiness
Puts my eyeglasses on
And voilà, here comes a gentleman
I like him O.K. and pity him
The peon in my avatar walks out smartly
Waves hi to all fellow replicants
Observes the sabbath upstanding
Fulfilling the simulacrum
There he goes with his smiling face
Doing tasks I don’t want to do instead of me.
His looks, affinities, his good name mean a lot to him
The man lives for everyone’s Likes and ovations
Slang and hashtags
Autotuned lyrics
Now here, now off there
Then blaming me for what he gets wrong
Shut up! Come home! What-all you doing on Twitter!
When you don’t put your foot in it you walk like a cripple...
What are you doing
In that awful shirt? Where you going
And damn, that one could not care less!
Though for the whole world he keeps using my name.
When I notice, he’s there in the eyes of others
When I don’t approve he goes off on me, troll, hater, dissing, nervy
Big-time threat
He’s nothing but a meme, I’m serious
So he has four drinks
Has lately had enough with three, two, one
A lot of you are like me, a fake like him
If you’re pretending to be shocked don’t come to me!
He’s all yours, hey
Give the man some love
He isn’t all that unbearable
You can assume the doppelganger he won’t admit to