"We're not fake, we're gonna be the real us." I believe that's how they are off stream as well. Miserable and awkward all the time. Sounds like a sad life.
From time to time to time I like to go back and watch the side scroller podcast. Phil watching the chat and not being able to ban people is fucking hilarious to me.
It's comical just how toxic he gets over something HE asked for. People give him legitimate constructive feedback and he uses it as an opportunity to insult people and make enemies 😂.
This is literally how Phil took it. The comment was actually some pretty good advice imo, but obviously Phil took it as some kind of threat and just went berserk, ranting about things the comment wasn't even alluding to.
He only did the suggestion box because of Mike Clum it started when the "documentary" talks were announced and DSP was on his good boy behaviour (no toxicity resolution) it soon all quickly fell apart once the documentary was canceled and DSP didnt need the mask. I assume the suggestion box was because he wanted to push a "I'm listening to feedback" narrative.
Yes I think there's something to that. His resentments are very mysterious so who knows the precise reason, but yeah this has been a PR nightmare yet he keeps going with it and revels in it.
Khaaat will end up cheating on him just like she did with her last relationship. And he deserves it. They’re both miserable and don’t even talk to each other so of course he got so heated over an actually good suggestion.
-DSP want legit criticism -DSP gets legit criticism -DSP has a manic meltdown over the criticism -DSP goes on a banning spree on all the people criticizing him -Repeat
Now that I think about it, he's actually did something smart. A cult leader needs to keep the herd in check. The way is by baiting his people to see who hasn't fully drank the kool-aid yet. He did that and immediately banned them.
I've been married 21 years, and I can't remember a time when I'm chilling with her on the couch that we aren't laughing together or at least being unafraid to make physical contact. Guess we are faking, frfrfr.
8:00 you can see and hear the exact moment he realized he hated this suggestion and needed to mock who posted it 😂 And notice it was the moment it mentioned playing games that encouraged conversation...that really hurt him..because it exposes just how little they talk to each other.
It's just his resentments about likable fun people. What he thinks is fake is often very real, but nasty Phil sincerely has no conception of that. I've watched this clown for a long time, and at best you get "neutral Phil" which he thinks is friendly nice Phil. Being a friendly likable guy just doesn't happen. That's actually why I never regret trolling him, he's just not a good dude.
I'm starting to think DSP just hates FUN. I'll never forget that vacation where he went to Universal Studios and looked like he was miserable. How can you be miserable at a theme park?! Lol
It's so fucking weird how well DSP describes himself and his streams, seemingly unintentionally or subconsciously. He should chill out, stop being so fake, accept criticism when it's based on fact, and so much more that he claims everyone else but him is guilty of.
the suggestion was literally "you should play co op games with your wife and have fun" and he said "im not gonna be one of those fake streamer" ????????????????
Im sure people asked for ads because they were hoping he would shut up about needed donation. Instead they get the same begging plus ads trying to sell shit as well
I'm pretty sure people didn't ask for ads. Maybe one or two dents in the history of ever brought it up and to Phil that becomes the voice of the dents as a whole.
This dude is always flip flopping between doing bad and being successful. Apparently he is “bleeding and hurting” right now. What a clown. Also, not a shill, but how often does he push YT premium onto his viewers?
He was JUST talking about how great and secure his "job" is. More than regular jobs. "Your security is a fantasy" or whatever tf he said, which ignores the fact people simply get another job with their resume and qualifications. But when he was doing that rant, I UNDOUBTEDLY knew this double-talk would land, because desperate begging Phil is the default
I'm guessing he is either buzzed and just doesn't notice the "skip ad" option pop up a lot of the time, is lying about it because he wants to run more ads but doesn't want to admit it, or he changed the setting to be more aggressive with ad breaks and that removes the option to skip them.
@@darkmagicianscousin5261 I think that you are right, because there would be an ad within the first couple of minutes of the podcast. It was obvious that he jacked them up.
Happens every "suggestion box". DSP loves people writing suggestions so he can tell them why they are wrong and shit all over them. It's all part of the cult indoctrination process.
THIS is why troll tipping is such a dumb idea. He's never going to change no matter what anyone says. He just disregards it and trashes everyone's ideas. I hope he goes broke.
I love how he dishes out the ban warnings as if its some sort of threat or bans people publicly as if the chat will gasp and his larpers who are baiting will suddenly get their act together and behave. Nobody gives a single shit if they get banned they just instantly come back on another sock.
@@MikeTheDHe always acts super smug like he's a huge badass for doing it and everyone is quivering in their boots as if they don't literally type in chat "see you in five mins" as they go off to make their next sock.
It feels so good to know his banning is as useless as he is thanks to how easy it is to make a new account to keep harassing piglur 😂 bet the dumbass thinks everyone he bans is a unique viewer LOL
I still believe he quietly cranked the ads up to "highest" and is acting like he doesn't know what's going on. This is absolutely something he would do.
@@aggrocd1985his goal is the tier one tips goal each stream, so two stream a day = $100 each day. Average 30 days in a month = $3000. And that's just tips, not even including Superchats
@@aggrocd198550 dollars is only the first tier for each stream. You must be new. His daily goal is 300 a day 6 days a week. More than what a majority of people make at normal jobs.
@@aggrocd198550 dollars is tier one. 3 tiers a stream equals 150. 150 x 2 stream is 300. 300 six days a week is 1800 a week, that's not counting memberships, superchats, and ad revenue. He makes over 100k a year for sub par content
One of my favorite DSP alien style behaviors is when he talks about banning larpers 'got one, got another one!' as if he's hitting a sniper shot from 4 miles away. It's literally free to make unlimited socks
Excellent bait, he’s super triggered and went off on a rant for 20 minutes. His reaction is what makes him a lolcow. 15 years on the internet and he still falls for it.
People think about it yeah, he was ready to devour that particular bait. I think he seethes and almost exclusively thinks about his resentments in his down-time, so he was ready for the basics of this rage
"do you understand" "do you get it?" "you know what I mean?" The way he structures his little lectures is so manipulative, and the tone he puts on when he says "do you understand" is meant to be authoritative, demeaning, and a bit threatening. I'm glad this man isn't a father. That child would grow up neglected and bullied. Literally anything Phil doesn't like would result in passive psychological abuse. Kat seems beaten down by him when they interact, he's always directing her. There's only So Much that a person can put up with before they start to push back.
Remember in the John and Howard response video when John was talking about DSP paying him and then after some time Phil goes "Machinima isn't telling me what the videos are making in revenue so idk what to pay you sorry not my fault dood nothing I could do"? I remember. That situation has very similar vibes to "TH-cam isn't telling me when the ads are coming or how many there are per stream so I can't control them guys, guess you just have to watch ads!"
I love how he starts reading them really fast to emphasize how long they are. Ask for suggestions and get mad when they're too detailed or too long so you act condescending and then shit on them. Brilliant.
It's just another instance of him saying something that he thinks makes him look good. It's similar to when he told everyone that if he didn't enjoy streaming, he wouldn't do it anymore as if he had other prospects.
Phil forever thinks because he said it he is/was that. "I don't rage as much anymore" "I don't beg as much, maybe once or twice" etc. And the best one, anytime he mentions not doing something yet does it minutes/seconds later. He's insane, I really would love someone to be able to extract his brain and analyse it, it's incredible how it works on such a completely different wavelength than any person, animal or plant.
"You were positive about a fun co-op game?? You're clearly faking enjoyment!" What kind of mentality is this?? It reeks of projection. It takes two was GOTY, just because you and your boring wife suck at having a good time with a video game doesn't mean everyone else is faking their fun.
Yes it's his resentments about nice fun people. It's been his whole life I suspect. He sincerely has no conception of being that way, so he assumes it's fake
Very strange reaction to a reasonable suggestion about Kat... You're telling me in the whole 50+ of video game's existence, there's not ONE SINGLE CO-OP GAME that the two of them could enjoy together 🤣?
He says crap like that about other streamers to prevent others from watching them, like he's the only "real" streamer or something. He's been doing that for years.
"and certain chatters trying to get your attention." Derich is such a blight on the DSP community. Not only is he an extremely sus individual, but all he does is send chat-wide dms to Phil intended soley to get a response. He doesn't care what Phil has to say in response at all. All of his questions and statements are empty trash. He just wants the attention. And DSP protects this guy. It's nuts. Derich milks DSP to his face and Phil just lets him do it, likes him doing it even. It's like Derich found a flavor of trolling that pigs can't taste.
It’s because when he got caught tipping and his mom took his credit card away she threatened him legally unless he kept giving derich whatever he wants
I like how he's pretending that his only option is to completely turn off the ads while also acknowledging that there is a lower setting he can put it on so that he still gets ad money but there are fewer ads.
"Its all sock accounts, 15 sock accounts! Literally all the same person." He tries to sell it to his dents/himself only one person doesnt like him lol.
NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM TO RUN ADS.😂 That’s about as true and factual as those letters saying that Pigroach makes the best “chill and meaningful kahntent” and then adding his victim hood mentality good lord man Pigler is pathetic. Plus how the HELL is he not banned for constantly trying to shill TH-cam premium to the dents, that has to be against TH-cam terms of service.
To be honest, and maybe I am remembering wrong. But I could have sworn people gave him the idea of running ads rather than getting sponsors. Because there was an expectation that if he ran ads he’d stop begging for donations as frequently. Which definitely didn’t happen. lol Again, it could af a maybe been a person or two, or I’m just making it all up. I have only been in the DSP lore for a few months and have crammed so much information about him in a small amount of time. lol So I could absolutely be confusing that with something else.
I love that he's so narcissistic he's totally oblivious to his own downfall. Not one constructive criticism can be had. Not one. It's delicious to watch him knowing his life has been one big slide into complete and utter failure. And he's broadcasting it for everyone.
I'm really starting to get tired of his "I'm different from all those other streamers" mindset that he's trying to put forward. Because he's genuinely serious when he says that. And I can't tell whether that makes it funnier or sad. You're certainly unique, Phil. But not in any way that's good.
This dude has never had the proper mindset for creating entertainment, he thinks his fans are just obliged to enjoy whatever he puts out as if they're his family or something. That's why no criticism will ever register with him, and will always be met with hostility
Nothing but projection and hypocrisy in his rant as usual. My personal favorite in this one is the part where he's telling someone else to "chill the fuck out" and "stop being so high strung". And of course, there's the depressing implications on his personal life with the whole bit where he basically says that steamers who act happy all the time are faking it.
Funny.. he seemed to really know the ad intervals when he implemented them and the frequency they appear per setting. Now apparently he has no clue and no idea what the setting is. Hell he can't even see it. What a jackass.
He was fine with the comment until it mentioned 1. Communicate more with Kat/let her actually interact with the chat and 2. Actually play something together. Dave just wants to use the Kat streams as "I force my wife to shut up and play video games while I sit back, ban people and rake in 50 bucks."
“The reason Kat and I seem miserable together is because everybody else is just pretending to be happy!”
You can tell those youtube gaming couple videos really broke him.
He can't help but insult other much, much, much more successful streamers.
"We're not fake, we're gonna be the real us." I believe that's how they are off stream as well. Miserable and awkward all the time. Sounds like a sad life.
Oh so they are indeed miserable... Thanks for the confirmation x😂
Absolutely unhinged
"Eveyone in a relationship is faking it when they are happy, it doesnt happen in real life" - holy shit, just, holy shit Phil
Its fucking wild huh
@@cmogreen3865Wild is the understatement of the century
Boogie, wings and even cobra have healthier and happier relationships than the guy
this needs to be a meme
We all knew Phil is dented and lives in his own bubble but damn, this takes the cake.
*Bans everybody*
“Why isn’t anybody talking to me?”
thin ice buddy
Why is the channel not growing?
Because hes gin brained and with lower cells n IQ points like wings of redemption @bartacus4872
Must be RPG burnout 🤣
From time to time to time I like to go back and watch the side scroller podcast. Phil watching the chat and not being able to ban people is fucking hilarious to me.
🐷 "When Kat and I are on stream together, you're getting the real us!"
Damn, dood. That's depressing AF. I've never seen such miserable "soulmates". 🤣
DSP deciding to get a suggestion box segment is his best idea ever. Critiquing a narcissist is always gonna be gold.
Whole time he'll just respond to every suggestion with "i cant do that dood i have no money for that are you stupid? *snort*"
It's comical just how toxic he gets over something HE asked for. People give him legitimate constructive feedback and he uses it as an opportunity to insult people and make enemies 😂.
He's had the suggestion box for quite a while.
Just like his obsession with spoons… 🤣
“How dare you point out that me and my wife are miserable and seem really awkward together and don’t know how to converse with each other”
"Stop telling me to interact with my wife"
This is literally how Phil took it. The comment was actually some pretty good advice imo, but obviously Phil took it as some kind of threat and just went berserk, ranting about things the comment wasn't even alluding to.
Man, without Memology breaking up the snorts and deadair Philbert would be unbearable.
Mf added noise suppression to the mic and everytime he snorts it destroys my ears lmaooo
@@DSPTriesItMemology101 tysm for your service
He Still Is 🤙✌️
True but Phil is still unbearable 😂
Unpigable
He needs a person to take his narcissist rage out on, which is why he doesn't get rid of the "suggestion box."
He only did the suggestion box because of Mike Clum it started when the "documentary" talks were announced and DSP was on his good boy behaviour (no toxicity resolution) it soon all quickly fell apart once the documentary was canceled and DSP didnt need the mask. I assume the suggestion box was because he wanted to push a "I'm listening to feedback" narrative.
He needs to mock people so he can feel better about himself. It's a lazy way to insure a steady amount of Narcissistic Supply.
I find that suggestion box to be such a farce, it's a segment to berate the people that actually watch him unironically.
Yes I think there's something to that. His resentments are very mysterious so who knows the precise reason, but yeah this has been a PR nightmare yet he keeps going with it and revels in it.
No other TH-camr or streamer is having these issues
The suggestion guy wasn't even being mean, Dave is just mad at life
It's Tevin's fault
that's just like me fruh fruh fruh
Narcissistic gaslighting at its finest.
Khaaat will end up cheating on him just like she did with her last relationship. And he deserves it. They’re both miserable and don’t even talk to each other so of course he got so heated over an actually good suggestion.
Facts 😂
-DSP want legit criticism
-DSP gets legit criticism
-DSP has a manic meltdown over the criticism
-DSP goes on a banning spree on all the people criticizing him
-Repeat
Another day of the rejection box
Now that I think about it, he's actually did something smart. A cult leader needs to keep the herd in check. The way is by baiting his people to see who hasn't fully drank the kool-aid yet. He did that and immediately banned them.
-profit
“We want you to be entertaining Phil”
DSP: “You guys are asking too much from me.”
I’ve seen happier marriages between a crack addict and an alcoholic
Too funny 😂
I mean, the only thing missing in DSP case is the crack addict, but judging by Kat's... shape, I doubt she is into crack.
The crackhead couple yelling at eachother outside of 711 have more chemistry than Phil and Khet
DSP is both. Addicted to alcohol and gacha. :D
Leave me and my wife out of this.
I've been married 21 years, and I can't remember a time when I'm chilling with her on the couch that we aren't laughing together or at least being unafraid to make physical contact. Guess we are faking, frfrfr.
He's just like me fr
This dude just said any streamer that is happy to be there and being entertaining is fake because "that's not life."
Holy fucking shit LMAO
It just shows how much he hates his "jahb"
@@shadowx2229which is insane considering he hates ALL jobs
8:00 you can see and hear the exact moment he realized he hated this suggestion and needed to mock who posted it 😂
And notice it was the moment it mentioned playing games that encouraged conversation...that really hurt him..because it exposes just how little they talk to each other.
“I’m hurting bad right now. I don’t talk about it that often…” WHAT?
Every 5 minutes isn’t often, he’s just being upfront and honest with you guys lol
Just making a factual observation
" You're used to being spoon fed fake shit " Yeah a dsp viewer is spoon fed lies, decit and fakeness from start til end stream
It's just his resentments about likable fun people. What he thinks is fake is often very real, but nasty Phil sincerely has no conception of that. I've watched this clown for a long time, and at best you get "neutral Phil" which he thinks is friendly nice Phil. Being a friendly likable guy just doesn't happen. That's actually why I never regret trolling him, he's just not a good dude.
I'm starting to think DSP just hates FUN. I'll never forget that vacation where he went to Universal Studios and looked like he was miserable. How can you be miserable at a theme park?! Lol
I wonder how many have given their address so he can send those spoons.
@@DeadlyBeast205His Jelous of other people being genuinely happy. While his the most miserable loser.
It's so fucking weird how well DSP describes himself and his streams, seemingly unintentionally or subconsciously. He should chill out, stop being so fake, accept criticism when it's based on fact, and so much more that he claims everyone else but him is guilty of.
Literally laughed out loud at "I am hurting, I don't like to talk about it.."
the suggestion was literally "you should play co op games with your wife and have fun" and he said "im not gonna be one of those fake streamer" ????????????????
Im sure people asked for ads because they were hoping he would shut up about needed donation. Instead they get the same begging plus ads trying to sell shit as well
Or Philbert just faked the emails that were begging him to enable ads because his life was so rough.
I'm pretty sure people didn't ask for ads. Maybe one or two dents in the history of ever brought it up and to Phil that becomes the voice of the dents as a whole.
This dude is always flip flopping between doing bad and being successful. Apparently he is “bleeding and hurting” right now. What a clown.
Also, not a shill, but how often does he push YT premium onto his viewers?
He was JUST talking about how great and secure his "job" is. More than regular jobs. "Your security is a fantasy" or whatever tf he said, which ignores the fact people simply get another job with their resume and qualifications. But when he was doing that rant, I UNDOUBTEDLY knew this double-talk would land, because desperate begging Phil is the default
I'm guessing he is either buzzed and just doesn't notice the "skip ad" option pop up a lot of the time, is lying about it because he wants to run more ads but doesn't want to admit it, or he changed the setting to be more aggressive with ad breaks and that removes the option to skip them.
Phil's main problem is he thinks he's super slick when he's actually so transparent
How long did Fill brag that he wasn't some sellout with ads and sponsorships? Who begged him to play ads? Such BS.
When he fist started running the ads, he VOWED that he would only run it on the lowest setting.
He also shills TH-cam premium like crazy and something he does actually get paid by so by his own definition he is a shill
He’s not a sellout with ads and sponsorships, but he definitely would be if he could get any.
@@-suphur And the lowest setting was immediately thrown out the next day for the moderate setting.
@@darkmagicianscousin5261 I think that you are right, because there would be an ad within the first couple of minutes of the podcast. It was obvious that he jacked them up.
nothing is more cringe than hearing this manlet say "mah family!" and is just his maid
Don't forget jasper 😺
Normally I'd agree but I think this is more cringe tbh 16:57
soul maid sir
I consider my 2 cats close friends who I treat like family but I wouldn't talk to strangers about it. Would be silly
Jesus, that dude wrote a full letter of well thought out advice, and got bullied and assaulted
Happens every "suggestion box". DSP loves people writing suggestions so he can tell them why they are wrong and shit all over them. It's all part of the cult indoctrination process.
THIS is why troll tipping is such a dumb idea. He's never going to change no matter what anyone says. He just disregards it and trashes everyone's ideas. I hope he goes broke.
"I'm hurting bad right now. I dont talk about it often."
A bigger lie than the JFK assassination.
Oh you nuts think he's still alive?
Nobody in the history of watching internet content would ever say "PLEASE PUT ADS"
I love how he dishes out the ban warnings as if its some sort of threat or bans people publicly as if the chat will gasp and his larpers who are baiting will suddenly get their act together and behave. Nobody gives a single shit if they get banned they just instantly come back on another sock.
Haha yeah good point. He's always done that.
@@MikeTheDHe always acts super smug like he's a huge badass for doing it and everyone is quivering in their boots as if they don't literally type in chat "see you in five mins" as they go off to make their next sock.
@@Clamfacedhe’s not acting. That’s legitimately how he feels. That’s why he doesn’t go outside.
It feels so good to know his banning is as useless as he is thanks to how easy it is to make a new account to keep harassing piglur 😂 bet the dumbass thinks everyone he bans is a unique viewer LOL
DSP got really mad when someone asked him to interact with his wife more, how strange
He literally trotted Khet out to make a paycheck and she looked so miserable he didnt do it again because he knows it wasn't a good look.
The real reason Kat is not allowed to read the chat is control by Philbert.
He’s a bully and a control freak.
I still believe he quietly cranked the ads up to "highest" and is acting like he doesn't know what's going on. This is absolutely something he would do.
the fact that everytime he mentions his "family" it's just him talking about FatKat and Jasper will never stop being hilarious
He is such a narcissist that he thinks he is entitled to thousands of dollars since people aren't gifting full priced memberships. Absolute lunacy.
Where did you get thousands of dollars from? His daily goal is only $50 each day. What are you going on about?
@@aggrocd1985his goal is the tier one tips goal each stream, so two stream a day = $100 each day. Average 30 days in a month = $3000. And that's just tips, not even including Superchats
@@aggrocd198550 dollars is only the first tier for each stream. You must be new. His daily goal is 300 a day 6 days a week. More than what a majority of people make at normal jobs.
@@aggrocd198550 dollars is tier one. 3 tiers a stream equals 150. 150 x 2 stream is 300. 300 six days a week is 1800 a week, that's not counting memberships, superchats, and ad revenue. He makes over 100k a year for sub par content
One of my favorite DSP alien style behaviors is when he talks about banning larpers 'got one, got another one!' as if he's hitting a sniper shot from 4 miles away. It's literally free to make unlimited socks
Excellent bait, he’s super triggered and went off on a rant for 20 minutes. His reaction is what makes him a lolcow. 15 years on the internet and he still falls for it.
People think about it yeah, he was ready to devour that particular bait. I think he seethes and almost exclusively thinks about his resentments in his down-time, so he was ready for the basics of this rage
He treats his fans like garbage and then complains when no-one wants to talk to him or help him.
*Chat politely disagrees*
DSPig: "Now the chat is being toxic! Not even listening to what I was saying."
"do you understand" "do you get it?" "you know what I mean?" The way he structures his little lectures is so manipulative, and the tone he puts on when he says "do you understand" is meant to be authoritative, demeaning, and a bit threatening. I'm glad this man isn't a father. That child would grow up neglected and bullied. Literally anything Phil doesn't like would result in passive psychological abuse. Kat seems beaten down by him when they interact, he's always directing her. There's only So Much that a person can put up with before they start to push back.
Banned banned banned banned
Gone! Forever!
because i'm not putting up with your bullshit, your tahxic shit has no place in my chat
Sound good?
@@infernoROBO Sounds good to me.
That suggestion hit DEAD CENTER. 🧂🧂🧂🔥🐷😭🧂🧂🧂
Remember in the John and Howard response video when John was talking about DSP paying him and then after some time Phil goes "Machinima isn't telling me what the videos are making in revenue so idk what to pay you sorry not my fault dood nothing I could do"?
I remember. That situation has very similar vibes to "TH-cam isn't telling me when the ads are coming or how many there are per stream so I can't control them guys, guess you just have to watch ads!"
I love how he starts reading them really fast to emphasize how long they are. Ask for suggestions and get mad when they're too detailed or too long so you act condescending and then shit on them. Brilliant.
the irony of him preaching to his viewers to “chill out” and “life will get better if you just chill out” 🤦🏻♂️
Oh the irony...while his legs were shaking at nearly the speed of sound, eyes bugged out. Least chill man on the globe
Zero self awareness as usual.
@@scorpion6328 never self aware man lol
It's just another instance of him saying something that he thinks makes him look good. It's similar to when he told everyone that if he didn't enjoy streaming, he wouldn't do it anymore as if he had other prospects.
Phil forever thinks because he said it he is/was that.
"I don't rage as much anymore"
"I don't beg as much, maybe once or twice"
etc.
And the best one, anytime he mentions not doing something yet does it minutes/seconds later.
He's insane, I really would love someone to be able to extract his brain and analyse it, it's incredible how it works on such a completely different wavelength than any person, animal or plant.
I hope this is the year Kat and Jasper leave his ass and take 50% of his wealth
dude, the fact he couldn't just read someone's honest criticism all the way through...why do people give money to this clown?
You know the bank account is hurtin' when he lashes out like this
"We are never happy, we are never going to be" .... well that's an issue Phil.
"You were positive about a fun co-op game?? You're clearly faking enjoyment!"
What kind of mentality is this?? It reeks of projection.
It takes two was GOTY, just because you and your boring wife suck at having a good time with a video game doesn't mean everyone else is faking their fun.
Yes it's his resentments about nice fun people. It's been his whole life I suspect. He sincerely has no conception of being that way, so he assumes it's fake
"My viewers ASKED ME to spam them with ads"
Sure Phil. That's really believable.
she looks terrified in those "co-op" streams
Very strange reaction to a reasonable suggestion about Kat... You're telling me in the whole 50+ of video game's existence, there's not ONE SINGLE CO-OP GAME that the two of them could enjoy together 🤣?
So couples being happy playing a game together is fake. He really does live in his own little world.
He says crap like that about other streamers to prevent others from watching them, like he's the only "real" streamer or something. He's been doing that for years.
"and certain chatters trying to get your attention." Derich is such a blight on the DSP community. Not only is he an extremely sus individual, but all he does is send chat-wide dms to Phil intended soley to get a response. He doesn't care what Phil has to say in response at all. All of his questions and statements are empty trash. He just wants the attention. And DSP protects this guy. It's nuts. Derich milks DSP to his face and Phil just lets him do it, likes him doing it even. It's like Derich found a flavor of trolling that pigs can't taste.
Sus in what aspect?
It’s because when he got caught tipping and his mom took his credit card away she threatened him legally unless he kept giving derich whatever he wants
@@SrCarlo20 p*rn addict, pdf file, etc.
@@SrCarlo20in a pdf file aspect.
@@PeopleRTellingme somehow not surprised at all 😂
I like how he's pretending that his only option is to completely turn off the ads while also acknowledging that there is a lower setting he can put it on so that he still gets ad money but there are fewer ads.
"Please run Ads" lmao - He's unreal 🤣
"Its all sock accounts, 15 sock accounts! Literally all the same person."
He tries to sell it to his dents/himself only one person doesnt like him lol.
It's insane that Phil thinks you can just take days off for a salaried job and continue to receive the same amount of income.
NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM TO RUN ADS.😂
That’s about as true and factual as those letters saying that Pigroach makes the best “chill and meaningful kahntent” and then adding his victim hood mentality good lord man Pigler is pathetic.
Plus how the HELL is he not banned for constantly trying to shill TH-cam premium to the dents, that has to be against TH-cam terms of service.
To be honest, and maybe I am remembering wrong. But I could have sworn people gave him the idea of running ads rather than getting sponsors. Because there was an expectation that if he ran ads he’d stop begging for donations as frequently. Which definitely didn’t happen. lol Again, it could af a maybe been a person or two, or I’m just making it all up.
I have only been in the DSP lore for a few months and have crammed so much information about him in a small amount of time. lol So I could absolutely be confusing that with something else.
@@YerpDerp17Welcome to the bottomless rabbit hole that is the SNORTEX.😂
that "you liar you" clip might be the best thing phil has ever created🤣
him becoming a youtube premium shill is hilarious
Insane how his nostalgia kicks in and he’s always in crisis with 6-9 months ago being so much better for the past 15 years
I swear it's like watching a TV show with this guy I tune in everyday😂😂
Fr I love the family guy style intro he uses sometimes 😂😂
i have been for like almost ten years now lolol
Please, Phil, show me just ONE instance of people telling you "Please run adds" ...
12:05 why this mf even opens a SUGGESTION box if he's gonna interpret everything as "demanding".
Straw man Phil. Talking shit and insulting fans and they are toxic I am sure.
One day he will piss off the wrong person 💀
He read that feed back with temper then fought about it not understanding it was feedback. So then he goes on a rant against basically himself
Man who has been ranting for 15 plus minutes tells you to be less high strung
If what they show is the real them, maybe they SHOULD start faking it. The real them suck.
Best way to get rid of ads? Ad blocker! Dsp himself promoted it. So use it at will when restreaming his sh*t. Deny him his precious penny
I guarantee this would be the exact response Phil would give to a marriage counselor.
Wrong, because he would be talking to a person in real life, so he would be too scared to be snarky or snippy.
Piggy telling someone else to get a life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"How dare playing games with your wife be fun and entertaining? Couples having fun together are fake!" Did I get this right?
"Please run ads" - said no one ever, in any situation.
I love that he's so narcissistic he's totally oblivious to his own downfall. Not one constructive criticism can be had. Not one.
It's delicious to watch him knowing his life has been one big slide into complete and utter failure.
And he's broadcasting it for everyone.
I'm really starting to get tired of his "I'm different from all those other streamers" mindset that he's trying to put forward. Because he's genuinely serious when he says that. And I can't tell whether that makes it funnier or sad. You're certainly unique, Phil. But not in any way that's good.
stuck on level 1
“Other business stuff” = IRS Audit
Renton Banning Massacre
oh no, Phil now had a banchine gun. ack ack ack.
"I'm hurting bad right now. I don't talk about if often." I don't know how he said that with a straight face.
i think it's honestly like a 50/50 chance at any given moment that he's complaining about money
I thought that people came into his streams for a chill "positive" fun time. Now being "positive" is being fake?
WRONG! Thats only for the chill late night stream…stay up to date with the schedule dood…
BANNED
This dude has never had the proper mindset for creating entertainment, he thinks his fans are just obliged to enjoy whatever he puts out as if they're his family or something. That's why no criticism will ever register with him, and will always be met with hostility
Nothing but projection and hypocrisy in his rant as usual.
My personal favorite in this one is the part where he's telling someone else to "chill the fuck out" and "stop being so high strung".
And of course, there's the depressing implications on his personal life with the whole bit where he basically says that steamers who act happy all the time are faking it.
Why is he screaming after reading that comment? Actual outburst 😂
Funny.. he seemed to really know the ad intervals when he implemented them and the frequency they appear per setting.
Now apparently he has no clue and no idea what the setting is. Hell he can't even see it.
What a jackass.
“I don’t like being here 6 days a week, full time”
Gee, after all the times he’s tried to convince us otherwise.
You know he turned those ads up to high frequency max revenue
Seriously why does anyone still watch him? Not the people who come watch him complain and throw fits, the legit viewers.
So the real "them" is being miserable on camera? Nice 🥳
16:20 and that ladies and gentlemen is the cherry on top of the unselfaware-sundae jfc
Seemed liked a perfectly reasonable suggestion to me.
Let me insult what few dents I have and beg HARDER to the ones who are left.
Good idea, Dave. 😀👍🏿
Look at how he broke kat. Phil is the guy that makes lesbians.
Khets scissoring saga stay tuned for the next season of DBZDSP
Please don't degrade us lesbians by that association pls and ty ❤
I want to know how she became 7 inches shorter. She looks like she's about to ask me if I have any games on my phone 😂
@@johns1625 The weight of her lard crushed her skeleton.
now guise
his viewers begged him
to turn on ads
nothing he could do
"Certain ads" = None of them 😂
Self-isolation is really tearing him apart.
That one hurt, listening to him respond to something noone said, yikes.
He was fine with the comment until it mentioned 1. Communicate more with Kat/let her actually interact with the chat and 2. Actually play something together. Dave just wants to use the Kat streams as "I force my wife to shut up and play video games while I sit back, ban people and rake in 50 bucks."