I think my favorite part of this is the idea that Animator teleported Blocko away from The Glitch Monster, But the teleportation COMPLETELY messed him up. “Did I almost die? Was that what it was?” got me laughing.
@@user-wh4jc3wc4d uhuhum. Yes, I do! There is identical twins and mirror twins. Thank you very much. It's a figure of speech. You clearly don't know what that is.
#DEARBLOCKO, why do recording cameras shake when a loud sound (ex. Gong crashing) plays near it? P.S.: I learn something new from you everyday. Thank you, Blocko! This explains why Science has been my favorite subject. xD
#dearblocko Why do you like Circlia? I mean she's so... ⚪ Edit: I'm talking about her face. In one of Blocko's videos Blocko said that he likes Circlia's face.
"you can't fix this one blocko"
Me: Then we will have to find the one
Laggy Acer confused thanos noises
BloonjitsuBèn95 :D wha
Ikr
Can blocko edit things himself? Like fix glitch monsters?
Well then, we'll find _more_ than _one_ .
When I eat candy: nothing
When my brother eats candy: *insert crab rave*
So when your brother eats candy, he turns into a crab and starts dancing (joke)
@@greyknight9621 exactly
Blocko:
_has mouth_
Me:
*wait that’s illegal*
@「Depressed Sammy」 r u a gacha
@「Depressed Sammy」 that explain why you have depressed in nickname
@「Depressed Sammy」 People wont believer that you are depressed. Its better to go 2 therapist
@「Depressed Sammy」 why do you keep it from your Loved ones and ones who you trust?
@「Depressed Sammy」 and? The best way is to go to therapist or tell it to ur family
Me: only eats candies
Diabetes: Allow me to introduce myself
Nah.
That's me after Halloween
YOU COPIED ME
@@yes4612 stfu, all comments now a days are copied/unoriginal.
Jack Dales sorry m8, didnt see your comment in the top comments before posting this. I scrolled down to check but didnt see :/
Me: eats only candy
My health: ight imma head out
Funny joke
Right*
not meme chanle
@moonlitshadow L
@@Omar-rb3gm ya just got wooooshed
r/woooosh
Blocko : C’mon guys, eat a vegetable. I know their scary..
Every Child Who *Hates* Vegetables : *Nope. Nope. Nopeity. Nope.*
Kid: But I like vega-
Everyone else: I'll pretend I didn't see that...
I hate veggies but cucumber and peppers are great-
blocko 2019
As a child who enjoys vegetables, I laughed at this
_WHAT IF YOU ONLY EAT CANDY?_
*Type 69 Diabetes:* I missed the part where that's my problem.
Mr. Friendship // nice
When I saw how much likes u have it said 3 but when I "entered" to see other comments its says 22 lol
And when I again back out its back
_nice_
no its type 999 diabetes
My Diet: Only eating candy
Literally any disease: it's free real estate
To be honest yea
U stole what i said but idc
I eat candy and rice. Vegetables here are infected with leeches.
Im still alive.
@@kop7125 good luck
@Kirsten Hilario I don't have because I'm Asian, My diet are carbs, your kind is both get sick at eating fat or carb.
2:50 the first time I saw Blocko throw up in front of us
Person: *Only eats candy*
Diabetes: *Am I a joke to you?*
Lol!
Cavities and Obesity: Allow to introduce ourselves
Fox named Toast stop joking about it i have it and it’s not fun
😂
It is to me ,cuz' I eat almost #N0ghing
Me: Replaces normal meals with candies
Diabetes: *it’s free real estate*
why dosnt this have more likes xD
This is funny
258 likes 4 u
Wait a minute. There’s a lore now. NOICE
Yes....there is
HOLD UP
@@Geppaku 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999⁹99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
101010111101010100001110101010 101111101010101010111101010101011100000011010101101010011111001010101011101010010000110101010101000000011010101011
Fermina Quinones
You do realize I have *theorist* in my name right. I will be analyzing your comment for binary. 😂
Life noggins: *what if you eat candy?*
Cancer: *Its a free estate!*
@@user-lx7yd7di1i nice place ni**a
I thought cancer likes antioxidants
Free real*
Diarreha: *WHAT ABOUT ME?*
Diabetes: *Am I A Joke To You?*
_What happens if you only eat candy?_
*Me, an intellectual:* You will turn into candy.
10,000 Subscribers With No Videos Challenge if a chameleon bites u you turn into emanuel macron
You are what you eat🎂🎂🎂🎂🍰🍰🍰🍫🍫🍫🍫🍬🍬🍭🍬🍫🍫🎂🍫🍬🍭🍩🍩🍩🍨🍧🍦🍦🍦🍨🍩
#dearblocko
*gives a letter*
”Dear Blocko...
Is animator your world’s god?”
Edit: thx for over 300 likes
I love Angelique
hmmm.
I
W
L
Wow
Me : Eats candy and doesn’t clean teeth daily, getting cavities
Me : Please, I’ll pay you anything to clean my teeth
Dentists : yes
Blocko:only eating candy
Dentists:I’m about to end this mans whole career
You mean break his teeths career
2:50 OMG IS THAT A MOUTH?! Blocko got his Christmas gift early...
Ugh I dont like seeing these
@@gabrielnginafrank9212 shut up
Conversation about eating candy: 99%
Others: 1%
"what if you only ate candy"
diabetes: im bout to end this man's whole career
DIABEETUS!
Me: *has a peanut butter allergy*
Also me: Well there goes my 3-year old dream of only eating candy
charmeleon evolves do u also like Pokémon?
@@groudon6423 um yes? why u ask?
Seeing a fellow fan of Pokémon on a channel that has nothing to do with such is rare for me!
But also THAT MOUTH OF BLOCKOS!!??
Me too
Is nobody gonna talk a about how Blocko throws up binary code? That’s hilarious 😂😂
Blocko: **makes this video**
Halloween: **chuckles** i’m in danger
Yep 😜
Idiot people :
Life Noggin: What if you only ate candy?
Me: You're teeth will rot.
not necessarily
and break
@@sammytheusername6818 it isn't but that's the truth
i'm teeth?
Blocko: glitch is every where!!!!!
Me: animater, just take Blocko to another computer!
If he makes a box to deglich then he can put it over the world instead of one by one
@@annewoodhouse9630 Yep, & the reason why the animator didn't do that yet is because they are purposely leaving room for a story in the future~ Haha!
Eat any veggies
Me: eats poison Ivy. oH NO
GameBoyPlayz poison ivy is a veggie 😱 why haven’t I put that in my salad yet :
I know right
:0
•eats veggi•
Realises I’m allergic-(not actually)
*o H n O*
Poison ivy is not a vegetable. Its poisonous that gives you issues with the skin
@@WA_weather r/woooosh
"Please guys, eat a vegetable, like literally any of them."
*Laughs in French fry*
*"I'de Rather Be A GLITCH Thank Eating VEGETABLE"*
Me to
Same lad
Thank
naw no thanks
i eat meat
If I ate candy:
Guess I'l die \(•-•)/
#teamtrees
@@eppxk i already donated 100$ i don wanna donate 100 more $ i dont have 100$more
@@MEBOEFEBOE wow
@@MEBOEFEBOE but I want more people to see understand and donate
@@MEBOEFEBOE I wanted to donate, but my father didn't accept cause of financial crisis :\
I think my favorite part of this is the idea that Animator teleported Blocko away from The Glitch Monster, But the teleportation COMPLETELY messed him up. “Did I almost die? Was that what it was?” got me laughing.
Candy: imma end this mans whole carrièr
1:34
Blocko: please eat veggies, eat ANY of them.
Me: *any?*
Also me: *looks at my old grandma who is an vegetable*
Me: eats sweets in meh bucket
Diabetes: *WHY YOU SUMMON ME YOU WILL BE PUNISHED*
Life noggin movie the glitchpocalypse 2020?
I want that movie to exist now especialy on netflix
If this happens i will be hiped
ikr
Whoa you just came up with the greatest idea ever thank you!
Yassssss
2:16
I've been waiting years since I subscribed for a boss battle.
Edit : Oh, come on! So close, yet so far...
Same
I think it's he's future version like Lego movie two
@@m.a.b.j_9251
I'm not sure. The subtitles calls him the "Original One"
@@thisisahumanlol8255 Hi
@@thisisahumanlol8255 I am thinking that is it.
we have to wait until the next video but it's looking pretty good
#Dear Blocko
if someone hangs themselves how long does it take for them to reach the deadline for becoming a vegetable if they were to be saved?
"You luke Pizza Bagels and random Trivia?"
Me: Yes!
@@masterpig753 no that doesnt work that way you could say " we have a lot in common" not twins but ok
@@user-wh4jc3wc4d uhm...... 'we are twins'/'we must be twins' are phrases to show how two people or more have a lot in common... so....chillax.
@@timberwolf9594 i dont think you know what twins are but ok whatever
@@user-wh4jc3wc4d uhuhum. Yes, I do! There is identical twins and mirror twins. Thank you very much. It's a figure of speech. You clearly don't know what that is.
Everyone get ready for the life noggin cinematic universe.
Other people: You’d get diabetes.
Me: You’d explode your stomach (I thought that when I was around 4-5 yrs)
#dearblocko cant the animator select the whole world and press "glitch fix"
Me: Eats all candy
Obesity: *YES*
Smart! sugar can cost you type diabetes.
So try not increase your blood sugar too high.
blue ARMY okay?
Person only eating candy:
Diabetes:I'm about to end this man's whole career!
Whole career?You mean his whole life
@Joseph Hernandez how about no normie
@Joseph Hernandez Shut everyone likes them except you
so lemme guess the “Orignal One “ is the old blocko and came back for revenge
Omg I love how the story changes a lot :D!!!!
2:51 LMAOO WTFFF 😂😂😂😂
Hm only one? Ok
Also
Blocko: what if u only eat candy
Me:diabetes
I’m the only one who eats broccoli right out of the garden, like pick and eat
You are a disgrace to candy eaters everywhere.
(Gets sick)
nope! they’re rlly good
broccoli is good
What if you only ate candy?
Diabetes: Let me introduce myself...
The story going on in dearblocko is still better than twilight
2:51 I was laughing so hard.
Today's fact: The DNA in a person's body, when uncoiled, can stretch from Pluto to the Sun and back.
U have branched away from kripp and r now everywhere, nice.
Proof?
Now tell me,how free u are??
@Daddy Slimcock nah
How coiled is our dna
Hey what about making an whole episode on Blocko vs glitch monsters
Blocko: hurling
me: BLOCKO HAS A MOUTH
AND GLITCHED ROUMUS CAN BE FIXED?!?!?
It's not roumus
Its rombis
#Dearblocko: What would happen if you never drank water but other drinks
Most drinks consist from mostly water so good luck with that
Is water allowed to be in other drinks?
Milk, like all the drinks at my house don't have water
People that are allergic to water have to drink milk or diet soda,and that's basically what life would be if you never drank water but other drinks
Pikachu SNG “allergic to water” wdym
Why is no one discussing the lore of Blocko's Universe?
Yeah im waiting for matpat to get on this series
“According to webmd”
Also webmd when someone has a cough: “and it’ll be your last”
"Eats candy every day"
Diabetes: it's free real estate
LOL
zx_omb.
Wilfred Brimley : DIABEETUS!
#dearblocko, if a yawn is the way your body gets a lot of air, how are they “contagious”?
TheCraZyCorNdOgLad YOU LITERALLY HAD THE SAME IDEA AS ME LOL
Jesse Kilburg HAHAHAHAHA
Wow that is the best question ever!
2:50
Wait, Blocko has a mouth?!
MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!
What if you only ate candy
Stomach: am I a joke to you?
Who else has subtitles and saw “The original one”
i saw dat too
OMG, thanks for pointing that out!
Maybe there was more than one blocko
me
Where in the video is that?
#dearblocko
What if everyone on earth sneezed at the same time?
Bright Side: Hello!
It would be like a dad sneezing.
great idea
It’s corona time
#DearBlocko
Why do we feel tingly and get goosebumps when we are excited
Whoever that is on the end screen, he knows something about the Life Noggin world and the virus.
Blocko:Did i almost die
Blocko:throws up numbers
Me wait did i see that right
Im all down for this running story line in the back of the eps
My first thought when I read the title was: Diabetes and Weakness
Can you survive off of Reese’s? Peanut butter. Peanuts. Nutrition.
Me: I’m going to eat candy only!
Dentist:Good luck :)
3 months later:
Theory: the dude is like a old version of blocko and wants revenge. That's my theory
But that is just a theory a bloco theory
That is right
Yeah
Your right
Umbreon's Animation bruh go watch “the truth about the glitch monsters”
I laughed my soul out when he started to vomit binary code 😂😂😂😂😂
#dear blocko: what kind of G’s do f1 drivers experience
1 min talking about the actual title of the video.
3 min advertising stuff we will never use.
You’ll feel like a Swirlix (a cotton Candy Dog-like Pokémon that only eats sweets)
But you don’t feel so good!
Me when I see a vegetable: OH HELL NO IM LOCKING MY ROOM
even potatoes? :o
#DearBlocko
Why do us humans get pins and needles?
P.s love your channel, keep it up!
What did you do cut of your circulation and then felt kinda numb and stinging feeling?
@@Plasmacticus Oh
Blocko: has a mouth
Me: There’s 1 block with a mouth among us.
#dearblocko i had a dream where i got stung by a bee, and it felt so real. So how does that happend?
Btw love you blocko♥️
I had a dream where I and my friends are in a building trying to survive a big octopus and i got caught by the leg and it felt so real... and weird.
#DearBlocko
What if Birds never existed? How will life in 2019 be?
No more dinos yay
They wouldn’t be working for the bourgeoisie
I wouldn't survive only eating candy. I would die of water poisoning because some candy treats me like stored meat in the 1700s.
#DearBlocko is it healthy to be a bodybuilder?
Nobody:
People with a comment with likes:
*OmG ThAnK U FOr aLL ThE LiKeZ*
*loses the likes*
#DEARBLOCKO, why do recording cameras shake when a loud sound (ex. Gong crashing) plays near it?
P.S.: I learn something new from you everyday. Thank you, Blocko! This explains why Science has been my favorite subject. xD
I’m a anti-veg. I eat anything but vegetables. I eat fruits though
How are veggies scary I love them maybe it's me being the only WERID one but come on veggies aren't that scary try some carrots or cooked broccoli
hi peoples yeah, exactly
You’re not alone I like veggies to
I love their texture. Crispy :P
WoW yOuRe So QuIrKy 🙄
I don’t like cooked broccoli, I like broccoli with chocolate on it :3
With these videos we don't need to go to school he gives us all the info we need and I learnt a lot of stuff from this channel
#dearblocko
When your hungry, why does your stomach grumble?
#dearblocko
Why do you like Circlia? I mean she's so... ⚪
Edit: I'm talking about her face. In one of Blocko's videos Blocko said that he likes Circlia's face.
Me: eats some candy in meh bucket of death
Diabetes: *HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR PUMPKIN THING IS ON MEH PROPERTY*
If you only ate candy?
_everyone would be happ---_
Diseases: _so you have chosen... death_
Who else is eating candy when watching this vid
Dear Blocko,
Why do we age and could we actualy stop growing?
Dear Blocko
Why are boomers the way they are?
What if you only eat candy?
Me: you will get diabetes
BLOCKO DOES HAVE A MOUTH!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS ILLIGAL!
Im So Ready To Trick Those 5 Year Olds.
Hehehehehehe
#teamtrees
#DEAR BLOCKO when i was sick why did my dreams feel repeated then my body is like preasure
I can’t get this out of my head...
The gap between his head and torso is his mouth
If I wrap a candy bar in a vegetable let’s say lettuce is it considered candy