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  • @theescapist
    @theescapist  3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

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    • @MrSmf500
      @MrSmf500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No Returnal review?

    • @theescapist
      @theescapist  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MrSmf500 Next week.

    • @LightStrikerQc
      @LightStrikerQc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does he need a copy or two of Hellpoint?

    • @MrSmf500
      @MrSmf500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theescapist Lit

    • @ribbonfly
      @ribbonfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is a novel of Balan Wonderworld that clears up the story. It is not a bad read.

  • @wideveed
    @wideveed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    If you haven't watched the "choreographed dance" scenes, you really need to witness them to understand how batshit insane this mess of a game truly is

    • @pronounjow
      @pronounjow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Still not as batshit insane as BOX FOX. Couldn't just do it Cube Wisp-style, oh no.

    • @magetsalive5162
      @magetsalive5162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I mean, having four face buttons mapped to one action when that action is a combined "jump/use power" is batshit enough, but then they start dancing and it all goes sideways.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@pronounjow
      Yeah.
      The dance numbers are just what someone wanted. You may not like them; good for you.
      Box Fox is actually unforgivable.

    • @CitizenLenny
      @CitizenLenny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Fuck it up, Farmer Ted

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Arguably the funniest thing about the seemingly random dance-offs at the ends of worlds in this game, beyond players' understandably bewildered and incredulous reactions, is that they somehow make *even less* sense if you're suffering through this game as Emma, the girl character. At least what little in-game story this game has makes it clear that Leo--the boy--likes dancing.

  • @ASliceOfGamingPodcast
    @ASliceOfGamingPodcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2469

    “If Willy Wonka turned into a Pokemon” is the most accurate description of Balan that I have heard yet.

    • @duckwantbreads
      @duckwantbreads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Callahan1998 Sonic Team have been in charge of making Puyo games since 2001 so that would make sense

    • @ONYX-365
      @ONYX-365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought it looked like something from Rayman

    • @grimmbreak
      @grimmbreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wouldn't that just be a weird mr mime with diabetes?

    • @CreditR01
      @CreditR01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT REALLY IS?

    • @e2rqey
      @e2rqey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously, I was about to comment the same thing!! That description was spot on.

  • @themambawarrior2290
    @themambawarrior2290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Apparently, the weird machine in the hub world is connected to a *really* convoluted secret thing which eventually lets the player unlock the costume for Balan himself to play in the actual game, a costume which the one single person who actually went through the effort to unlock the thing described as being the most overpowered thing in the game. Mostly because it just lets you skip the whole level with actually controllable flight.

    • @Aliens2Exist
      @Aliens2Exist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      yuji naka is just hideo kojima

    • @firehawker4822
      @firehawker4822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@Aliens2Exist Hideo Kojima makes more sense.

    • @canUsaythis
      @canUsaythis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@firehawker4822 and that's saying something lol
      But still Hideo is the best

    • @Dtoszi
      @Dtoszi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It’s honestly amazing. The only way to play as the title character is by way of an overly superfluous extra that will also completely break the game for even doing it. How do you fail this bad?

    • @101Crock
      @101Crock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Dtoszi You fail this bad by not understanding what gameplay even is in the first place.
      Basically it’s the David Cage issue, just from the opposite end of the spectrum.

  • @Mobysimo
    @Mobysimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Good to see Yuji Naka still hasn't figured that controllers have more than one fucking button

    • @MisterVercetti
      @MisterVercetti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He did it under the batshit insane logic of "Well, it worked in the 2D Sonic games, so why not do it here too?" completely ignoring the fact that it only worked in 2D Sonic because the mechanics were simple enough that one button was all it _needed._ When you try to shoehorn single-button gameplay into a game with mechanics this complicated, you're asking for a train wreck.

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MisterVercetti well sonic could also do other shit at the same time as jumping, like Spin Dash, use Barrier powers and later added Peel Out and Drop Dash while not depriving him of a jump. If it was Balan rules, he would need 5 (7 if you count the other two barriers) seperate costumes to use each skill by itself

  • @2CPhoenix
    @2CPhoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2054

    Everyone: “Hey Yahtzee can you widdle all over this game?”
    Yahtzee: “Everyone else has already done that, what do you need me for?”

    • @mokee3228
      @mokee3228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      nice

    • @CyonisCyberFox
      @CyonisCyberFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You widdle the best

    • @WoodlandDrake
      @WoodlandDrake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      "That said, I do need to piss, and the nearest toilet is slightly further than I'm willing to walk, so I guess you get your piss-take but know that my heart is not going to be in it."

    • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
      @elfpi55-bigB0O85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      then again he did fucking go in on this game, idk what he was talking about at the start, he did really expose everything wrong about it

    • @pseudipto
      @pseudipto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      haha lol widdle lol

  • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
    @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1832

    The bad guy's deal? Well, I'd say beware of spoilers, but I don't think it will matter- _since none of you are ever gonna play this game._
    Simply put, he's the original Balan _(the one we know is a clone made to replace him.)_
    His original job was to help humans overcome their traumas in Wonderworld and then send them home and wipe their memories.
    He eventually grew too attached to the human visitors, and eventually seeing visitor after visitor leave, possibly never to return to Wonderworld again, became too much for him to bear.
    So he turned to darkness, and began a smear campaign against Balan, painting him as the bad guy. With this lie, he went to work convincing the human visitors to never get over their issues, stay in Wonderworld forever and become monsters.
    Monsters with no memory of their human existence, and gifted with enough power to defend their stages from Balan.
    ... Oh, what's that? "None of this fanfiction bullcrap is in the game?" Oh, they kept this out of the game because they felt it and other such worldbuilding stuff was better suited *_for the Novel tie-in._*

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      @@styfen
      No one cares, but _you_ cared enough to write a paragraph to me about no one caring. _Check, and _*_Mate._*

    • @lissaquon607
      @lissaquon607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Thank you for your sacrifice. But goddamn..whut did I just read?

    • @Metazoa54321
      @Metazoa54321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      that's... actually pretty interesting. sure would love to have that explored in the ga-- oh.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Metazoa54321
      All we get of it is Lance changing back into his original Balan form after he's defeated before being dragged off by the Negati. I guess the original idea was that they were sure that the audience would come to the conclusion of his true identity on their own...

    • @Lemonidas_of_Sourta
      @Lemonidas_of_Sourta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We thank you for your sacrifice...

  • @Elesario
    @Elesario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Shout out for Bob Monkhouse appearance, may he rest in peace.
    "They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." - Bob Monkhouse

    • @grfrjiglstan
      @grfrjiglstan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "You got that right, pal."

  • @TheKingsPride
    @TheKingsPride 3 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    The funny part about Balan Wonderworld is that it has a decent story, but it’s all in the novel. That’s right, kids, you have to do homework to understand the basic gist of what’s happening. Because nonverbal story telling is so deep and can reach everyone, right?

    • @morgantodd3748
      @morgantodd3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's like 2001 that way.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Or Yoko Taro
      Where the story is:
      Linked to a radio play
      Also a stage play
      Tied to a soundtrack that has several parts that complete some of the experience
      Also an orchestra, with theater play
      Several novels

    • @treena9930
      @treena9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Like atopthefourthwall has mentioned about starwars stories. Those should be optional ways to expand a story. It shouldn't have to be mandatory

    • @Genindraz
      @Genindraz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kadosho02 You can still understand the main story without that stuff tho

    • @danielg3857
      @danielg3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Joshua Levenberg
      Halo 4 had this even worse with the Didact’s motivation and new covenant faction imo

  • @H3Vtux
    @H3Vtux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    0:37 Yahtzee exactly how many professions/hobbies has your dad taken part in during his lifetime?

    • @a3s1r1986
      @a3s1r1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      As Tuco might say, he's the son of a thousand fathers 😂

    • @freetoplayking7362
      @freetoplayking7362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All of them

    • @eviloverlordgamingminion8793
      @eviloverlordgamingminion8793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I kinda want to see a list of everything we know he did so far

    • @Grinnar
      @Grinnar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @Relocklabs
      @Relocklabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he's a renaissance man, don't hate

  • @themarkktv
    @themarkktv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Update: the most recent DLC for A Hat in Time makes fun of that hat that turns you into a box whenever it feels like it. There's a skin for the ice cap that looks like it and "turns you into a box whenever YOU feel like it"

  • @16BitGamerCat
    @16BitGamerCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    So, there's actually a book that explains not only the plot of the game, but MORE and it actually makes the plot INTERESTING. That Robert Smith dude is apparently the creator of the wonderworld, who got too attached to the people who entered it, such as our player characters and the people whose psyche's the levels are based on, and stopped letting them leave.

  • @genemelendez8157
    @genemelendez8157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Given his reaction to the three costume limit, I’m going to assume Yahtzee never found the costume storage room. I don’t blame him, since the game never bothers to explain this mechanic, even though you absolutely need it if you need to backtrack for particular statues

  • @TheSoulchild12
    @TheSoulchild12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Wanna know the crazy thing? The story is in a SEPERATE NOVEL that contains the entire games script because Yuji Naka wanted the story to be "enjoyed without words."

    • @lissaquon607
      @lissaquon607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Welp he got half of that right. It sure is without words. Goddamn even Katamari Damacy had words to sell its shoestring logic.

    • @casperrabbit7254
      @casperrabbit7254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Given the calibre of writing in the book, I can see why 🤣

    • @Mariujana90
      @Mariujana90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hello, furry.

    • @PonderousEclectica4383
      @PonderousEclectica4383 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      imagine if george lucas wanted star wars to be “ enjoyed without words.”

  • @sarahjamesinasarah6423
    @sarahjamesinasarah6423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    God, is it bad I saw the title and immediately went “oh, noooooo.”

    • @Oneirovore
      @Oneirovore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly the same.

    • @kantackistan
      @kantackistan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you talking about the review or the game? Because that's exactly what I said at the game title

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's more like a major disappointment wrapped up in a giant ball of WTF. The cutscenes are beautifully done and that's the only nice thing you can say about it. Everything else is horrible - wonky, nonsensical controls, awkward character movement, nonsensical plot, no tutorial, stupid level/costume power designs. I've seen video game design school student projects done better.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its funny, but now that you mention it, even the title is bad. Its a mouthful. I keep thinking of it as "Balan Wonderland".

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sorcerers_Apprentice eh the plot is actually not half bad, the problem is the game tells you none of it.

  • @chadschmaltz9790
    @chadschmaltz9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    The visual of yahtzee being assaulted by bright colors to represent watching NiGHTS: Into Dreams is incredibly relatable.
    Edit: so apparently the number machine is used to unlock a costume where you turn into Balan. It takes a LONG time to unlock with a lot of RNG involved.

    • @amysel
      @amysel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The machine has nothing to do with it, you need to feed tims with gems and collect a bunch of rainbow drops to bring the flying tim to life.
      The machine literally doesn't do anything

    • @scylla1772
      @scylla1772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@amysel I have watched multiple let's plays of people trashing this game, and still don't know what most of that means

    • @JeannieLove
      @JeannieLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scylla1772 Sounds like more fake unlocks, which I hate

    • @tarekmoneimsaid
      @tarekmoneimsaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No no no, when you get to the highest number in the machine, it resets. You need to reset it 666 times on a blood moon day, and then the devs appear, tell you it was all a joke and the real game will begin.
      If it doesn't happen, you didn't do it fast enough, you have to try again in the next blood moon.

    • @incelliousthewizard7883
      @incelliousthewizard7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@scylla1772 some one 100%'d the game and you need to do some extremely convoluted things involving tedious farming and tim breeding until you unlock the super tim who can fly to get to a hidden island and get the op balan costume, which, if you ever get hit is immediately gone until you farm for the tim again.

  • @djheroxt
    @djheroxt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    "have you played any sonic in the last 20 years?"
    Yes and yuji naka was not responsible for most of those

    • @raimyonlinewarrior236
      @raimyonlinewarrior236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not since 2006. Lol

    • @SuperFlik
      @SuperFlik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      There were enough issues with the development of Sonic '06 that Yuji Naka jumping ship wouldn't have changed much

    • @atre5763
      @atre5763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm guessing you never played Sonic Adventure 1, 2 Heroes, and Shadow, since those games weren't that good.

    • @djheroxt
      @djheroxt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@atre5763 I never played shadow but I like all the other games

    • @CinosTheHedgehog2000
      @CinosTheHedgehog2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not to mention depending on the kind of Sonic fan you were, they were either mediocre but still fun to play, or completely bad and not worthy of touching

  • @PendragonDaGreat
    @PendragonDaGreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Having actually played this one, at least for a bit, it very much feels like "What if Mario Odyssey, but for kids?" completely ignoring the fact that Odyssey is a great game for kids. It has some interesting ideas, but never manages to execute any of them amazingly well.

    • @lithobreak3812
      @lithobreak3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God, i never even associated this to mario Odyssey, that makes it look even worse.

    • @drakematsen4978
      @drakematsen4978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noooo, no, no, no, no. Balan Wonderworld is what would happen if Square Enix made Mario Odyssey.

    • @BagOfMagicFood
      @BagOfMagicFood 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking "What if we learned how to make Kirby fully 3D but forgot how to make it fun?"

  • @gulorful8488
    @gulorful8488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    0:40 Small correction with this: Yuji Naka hasn't been involved with Sonic the Hedgehog for the past 20 years and many people were expecting a Nights into Dreams successor with this one.

    • @atre5763
      @atre5763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even with Naka, the games we're not that good

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah he was always a producer or programer, never director

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In addition to fucking up Shadow the Hedgehog - with it's truly awful story, horrendous bugs and glacial gameplay - Naka was at least thirty to forty percent responsible for the absolute WORST Sonic Game of all time before he jumped ship from Sega - namely Sonic 06 - so you're not so much 'correcting' as 'splitting hairs' :P
      Yeah, he wasn't involved in any of the last twenty years of Sonic games, but he WAS partly responsible for the current MESS that Sonic games are in by allowing a lot of the shit that went down in Sonic 06 TO go down :P
      WHICH
      Depending on your point of view
      Could arguably be worse :P

    • @gulorful8488
      @gulorful8488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@2Scribble ok that’s why I said small correction :)))

    • @ctpp64
      @ctpp64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@2Scribble I mean it could be argued that the game would've turned out a lot better had he stayed

  • @fabiometalsinger
    @fabiometalsinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You know you need more spice in your life when you feel excited because Yahtzee has mentioned in writing the name of the Italian region you live in at the end of his review

    • @danielg3857
      @danielg3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You fool I’ve just discovered your entire life story with this information

    • @fabiometalsinger
      @fabiometalsinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielg3857 come at me bro :)

    • @JimRFF
      @JimRFF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fabiometalsinger *FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!*
      ...
      ...
      *kiss kiss kiss*

  • @ferrisbueller3231
    @ferrisbueller3231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I think we need more of little Yahtzee with a hat that's too big for him. Anyone else?

    • @quarkdragon
      @quarkdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When do the T-shirts go to print Yahtzee?

    • @connormcconnell7881
      @connormcconnell7881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lil Yahtzee seems to be dead judgeing by the outro

    • @Huxley_Day
      @Huxley_Day 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!!!!

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connormcconnell7881 Yahtzee felt threatened by a small and cuter version of himself, had to eliminate the competition.

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Me before watching this: "Hey look Yahtzee's reviewing that game everyone hates right now. At least I might finally understand what the deal is now."
    Me after watching this: "Well I can see why people hate it but not anything else about the game."

    • @kincaidolsson4316
      @kincaidolsson4316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It’s psychonaughts but instead of solving a murder it’s just therapy.
      Every level is about someone’s problem and it’s your job to go hiking to solve said problem(and Balan’s there sometimes). The problems range from “I’ve been suicidal for 5 years🙂” to “someone beat me at chess😡”.

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kincaidolsson4316
      Also, the Robert Smith guy is like an immortal angel that would give you shelter from the world during your worst days. But then everyone would leave, leaving him alone. So he poisoned their minds against anyone who would help them, so that they would never leave again.
      Much like a cult.
      Every stage represents their defenses.
      So you're not so much solving their problems, as providing psychic therapy, to free them from the cage of their own minds.

    • @malcomchase9777
      @malcomchase9777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yahtzee played it on the channel. Watch the first level and you'll understand everything wrong with the game.

  • @nicklager1666
    @nicklager1666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Finally a game that are R100. Only 100 year old gamers can fully appreciate all the subtle undertones of the master piece that is Yuji Nakas Balan Wonderworld.

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Anguila Hombre "I don't feel so good, Mr. Naka..."

  • @denmark1226
    @denmark1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I've played NiGHTS into dreams. I wonder what it's about

    • @Umbra_Ursus
      @Umbra_Ursus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All I know is: I saw it in Sonic Adventure, it was trippy as hell then, and apparently the actual game is no different.

  • @in_f4m0u5
    @in_f4m0u5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    AFTER ALL.... YOU'RE MY WONDERWORLD

  • @Skimmy404
    @Skimmy404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    This video is making me laugh so hard with the new assets for lance and balan

  • @xa-38
    @xa-38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Balan feels like the Mario party 8 mascot getting hit with puberty

  • @Ohmriginal722
    @Ohmriginal722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I don't understand the hatred towards the game", "Worst game of 2021"

    • @janberkemeier7406
      @janberkemeier7406 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Something can be completely, utterly, gut-wrenchingly bad without being hatable. A prime example would be something like "the Room".

  • @AcePianoNoises
    @AcePianoNoises 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The thing is there's a book where everything is explained. It should be obvious why this is a problem

  • @Huxley_Day
    @Huxley_Day 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "If Wily Wonka got turned into a pokemon"
    I fell on the floor laughing.

  • @raphsere
    @raphsere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thing is, Balan Wonderworld is a pretty decent story about overcoming trauma, and there's some dark stuff in there (like a guy who recreate a dead loved one in his Wonderworld and forgets she isn't real).
    Too bad NONE OF THIS IS IN THE GAME. If you want Balan Wonderworld to make sense, you have to buy the game's novel -not novelization, *novel*- and read through hundreds of pages of decent yet poorly translated prose, because that's where you get the plot, the backstory, the actual character motivations, and all those silly things that make a narrative.
    The weird thing is that it does seem like the kind of story the "kids" today would like, and I can totally see an alternate reality where Balan Wonderworld becomes a cult hit, even if the gameplay was to remain the same.

  • @ethanmiller3200
    @ethanmiller3200 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Yeah, Yuji Naka definitely deserved to go to jail for this.

  • @xcellentcreations3312
    @xcellentcreations3312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    2:18 funny story. The game's novelization does explain the bizarreness of the game...but at no point did the game EVER mentions it! Like it believes you have already bought the book already!

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hate franchises that only have important pieces of lore in the comics and whatnot so you're just left confused as to what the chundering fuck is going on. *cough* Halo *cough*

    • @xcellentcreations3312
      @xcellentcreations3312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MysteriumArcanum well halo at least informs you of the comics and stuff that fills the lore in, rather then assume you already read them and know about the expanded universe.

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xcellentcreations3312 I get that, but the comics and other expanded lore material should be optional is my point. Any game that gives me homework in order to understand what's going on isn't going to be getting high marks from me.

  • @seqka711
    @seqka711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    As a fan of NiGHTs Journey of Dreams, I was pretty excited for this game when I saw the trailer. Glad I completely forgot about it and didn't spend my money, lol.

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just check out some LPs, you'll be both entertained and horrified by it's crass awfulness, like watching Plan 9 from Outer Space or Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    • @seqka711
      @seqka711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sorcerers_Apprentice I actually watched this review last week (on Escapist's website) and since then I watched a video talking about 100 percenting the game and reading the tie-in book, lol. It sounds like an unplanned mess.

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the publisher tried to kill the game, it's not that surprising that it came out like this

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seqka711 Maybe the person who wants to do this just really, really hates themselves.

  • @SuperWolfman9
    @SuperWolfman9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    *BECAUSE MAYBE*
    *YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME*
    *AND AFTER ALL*
    *YOU'RE MY WONDERWORLD*

    • @STRING3R
      @STRING3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate Oasis

  • @90maducc
    @90maducc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    About time Yahtz did a shout out with his dad in a Playboy Bunny costume.

  • @josephstanichar5434
    @josephstanichar5434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:11 I have not thought of that thing in over a decade but it was legit one of my favorite toys as a kid

  • @oppenz3723
    @oppenz3723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Tbh I'm surprised this to be very mild

    • @jacks.cosplay
      @jacks.cosplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      As yahtzee said its more confusing why the game was made the way it was, theres obviously something here that could have been great but it's just sooooo boring and has dumb design decisions

    • @heckraiserrr413
      @heckraiserrr413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder if the game developers had play tested the game enough, or if the pandemic had made play testing way harder. (This explanation wouldn't make sense if the play testing was done before pandemic)
      I feel like, had the developers been given outside perspective, surely the testers would've said "what does this box fox do?" or "I'm confused about the story." I'm not sure though.

    • @heckraiserrr413
      @heckraiserrr413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then the game's flaws could've been caught and fixed

    • @georgemccartney8906
      @georgemccartney8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jacks.cosplay And I agree, it's not exactly worthy of being in the "Worst Games of the Year Top 5" but it could certainly make the Blandest list Top 5

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think we have a candidate for the Blandest list year - because a game that he's this bored of and confused by doesn't tend to have much sticking power lol

  • @lugbzurg8987
    @lugbzurg8987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:47 **Yahtzee then proceeds to show only Sonic games that came out AFTER Yuji Naka left**

  • @1Up2081
    @1Up2081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:28
    Oh, it gets explained, all right. Turns out the theater's a TARDIS.
    Also, the clown character is crushing on the 8 year old cat girl's future self. And said cat girl's car accident was the same one that killed ice girl's parents.

    • @Xalerdane
      @Xalerdane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wat

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did not know the ice girls parents were killed by the cat girls car accident!! Another interesting fact that NEVER gets explained in game: the chess guys distress isn’t just losing at chess, it is that his wife was dieing and he didnt even notice it until it was too late because he lost.

  • @paulhorneschillings1212
    @paulhorneschillings1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Apparently the story gets explained in a tie-in book, which means Balan Wonderland is exactly like 2001: A Space Odyssey". Now that is a weirdly specific reference that perfectly explains it.

  • @twinkiesmaster69
    @twinkiesmaster69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    God even the review sounds so confused...
    Perfect!

  • @andrewhickinbottom1051
    @andrewhickinbottom1051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love that the Balan monster thingies have crisp packets for torsos

  • @jackdreas4415
    @jackdreas4415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It feels like at this point more people have reviewed this game than actually bought it.

  • @USMC49er
    @USMC49er 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Balan Wonderworld has to have the Guinness world record for first final boss that actively tries to kill the player.
    Look up the seizure inducing flashes that game had on TH-cam. Even I started coming down with a headache.

  • @DreamChasersInc
    @DreamChasersInc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    but you haven't read the entire novel that contains everything you would need to know about the game, including your basic motivation for doing anything
    how can you give a fair assessment of this clear cut masterpiece, when you haven't read the entire novel that contains everything you would need to know about the game, including your basic motivation for doing anything

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Easy, put all that shit in the base game and keep the comics and expanded canon stuff optional.

  • @theavatarofinsanity
    @theavatarofinsanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Yahtzee your version of Balan is absolutely horrifying. Can I get that on a T-shirt?

  • @kylerivera3470
    @kylerivera3470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That terrifying hat creature will be haunting my dreams now. Thanks Yahtzee.

  • @eronamanthius
    @eronamanthius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This game can be summed up as “Disney’s Psychonauts”

  • @angeloxdeixsogni
    @angeloxdeixsogni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Okay so apparently there's a book that explains this whole game, but let me get on my tiny soapbox for a moment.
    Ahem. I shouldn't have to read a novel to play a video game. I'm not AGAINST novels- I love books. I'm not even against supplemental materials, because I love learning the new lore of an old friend. But if I pick up a video game and can't understand it WITHOUT the novel or supplement then it's not strong enough to stand on its own.
    I could pick up the third Lord of the Rings book and still enjoy it to an extent, even if I'd never read the first two. I could follow the world well enough without previous knowledge. The problem here is that I have no clue what's going on in this game, am being told I need to read a book nobody informed me of first, and will have trouble following the plot without it. That's an issue.
    The art is neat, though. I'll give it that.

  • @kap1618
    @kap1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This game clearly was made with a vision in mind but clearly it was the kind of vision that needed someone with their feet planted to the ground to help make work in a interactive medium. I'm all for empowering visionaries but you need to ground it and make it practical even if that compromises it somewhat.

  • @LAVATORR
    @LAVATORR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This marks the second time in as many years that a once-revered Japanese game designer from Segs came out of retirement to make a video game that feels like it was made by someone who hates video games.

    • @rhubarbjin
      @rhubarbjin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s the other one?

    • @spydere3392
      @spydere3392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rhubarbjin mighty number 9

    • @winner3887
      @winner3887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spydere3392 Mighty No. 9 is by Keiji Iwafune who is ex-Capcom. And Mighty may be disappointing to many, but isn't really a game built on baffling gameplay systems like Balan Wonderworld is. They were probably referring to Yu Suzuki's project Shenmue III, the long awaited sequel to a cult classic Sega game series. Shenmue III supposedly plays like it's designed by developers who haven't played a video game before. Suzuki has stated that he doesn't really play games so I guess it checks out.

    • @spydere3392
      @spydere3392 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@winner3887 yeah Shenmue would've been my second guess but I didn't know that bit of trivia about it so I went with m9

  • @bennycarter4515
    @bennycarter4515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that you reference Dizzy games in 2021!

  • @VeraTheTabbynx
    @VeraTheTabbynx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I will forever be baffled by how this series manages to not get demonetized, surpressed, and buried by youtube.

  • @digishade7583
    @digishade7583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:50 I think a lot of those were done without his input though
    Also he was responsible for knights into dreams which a lot of people (not including myself because I never played those games) have fond memories of

  • @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42
    @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    More like "Bellend Wonderworld"

    • @Waveboy24
      @Waveboy24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Wonderwank

  • @ZizZap4
    @ZizZap4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    here's the weird thing -- there's a set of books to go along with the games that help to fill in the story, complete with fleshed-out dialogue and backstories. like, there's a lot of interesting stuff going on there *really* should've been touched on more overtly in the game. you can kinda get a better feel for the game's real vision through those, alongside some of the late completion unlocks (like the costume that lets you fly).

  • @The_Jimplication
    @The_Jimplication 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I quite liked Nights on Sega Saturn, when I was seven playing on the demo system at Target.

  • @kasig2013
    @kasig2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:57 Jesus Christ, that's a dark joke, even for Yahtzee.

  • @DwayneTheGlockJohnson
    @DwayneTheGlockJohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:17 I demand more baby yahtzee

  • @MrKeinanen
    @MrKeinanen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You calling the game salt and vinegar crisps... While I was just opening my bag of salt and vinegar crisps...

  • @potatoman6556
    @potatoman6556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:48 I recommend pausing it for a great picture

  • @OMalleyTheMaggot
    @OMalleyTheMaggot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:16 My little Yahtzee can't be this cute???

  • @renfrien7009
    @renfrien7009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ok but the fact you compared this to nights makes me want to play this for the childhood nostalgia

  • @koolranch6923
    @koolranch6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nights was my favorite game as a kid. Still don't know what it was about.

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depression & mental health

  • @xenyadot
    @xenyadot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im super happy yatz is still doing these

  • @maromania7
    @maromania7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One thing I don't get from just a gameplay perspective- why do the serverity of the issue go in reverse order? The first ones are "My entire farm was destroyed in a tornado and my livelyhood is gone." "A dolphin I trusted tried to fucking DROWN ME." which gives way to "I have artist's block" and "I have a crush on a girl but I'm afraid because she knows I work as a clown."

  • @JotaroPowered
    @JotaroPowered 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am surprised yahtzee didn't mention the part were naka hasn't been employed at Sega since 2006.

  • @kaiosamatlj4031
    @kaiosamatlj4031 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:08 - Considering what happened to Yuji Naka nowadays, this visual gag aged like fine wine.

  • @twistedtomatoful
    @twistedtomatoful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly say it's light Nights sold me. I'm pretty excited to give it a shot now.

    • @twistedtomatoful
      @twistedtomatoful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And now that I've finished the review I have determined not to get it. Kudos!

  • @gnardawgyt
    @gnardawgyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I am a burger snail" but we're not talking about Bugsnax haha

  • @TransDrummer1312
    @TransDrummer1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The control scheme of this game reminds me of Kirby Air Ride... if it sucked.

  • @loveshank1511
    @loveshank1511 ปีที่แล้ว

    Little late to this but I figured id add onto the insanity. Those asides that are in each level, if you mess them up, they dont respawn normally, no no. If you want them to reappear, you have to go and *kill the boss of that world.* And you bave to do this everytime you want the asides to respawn.

  • @dragonflyradio127
    @dragonflyradio127 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nights into Dreams is about the Crash Bandocoot problem from Segas end. Namely moving on 3d space with their analog stick and notably without the platforming. Also has little floaty dudes that might be the proto Chao of later Sonic games.

  • @RedUmbre
    @RedUmbre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the way yahtzee describes games is poetic its like hes a master at saying exactly how a game feels AND juggling being funny at the same time. And whats also kinda beast is the way the comedy ENHANCES the review. its like if IGN didnt suck AND made me laugh while making their point and thats not even counting the visuals. The visuals remind me of newspaper comics. this whole show is peak human communication skills

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you need a novel to explain the plot and context of your _platforming video game aimed at children_ , you might be missing the forest for the trees somewhere.

  • @thequillster
    @thequillster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the Tayto touch on Robert Smith

  • @lightsidesoul
    @lightsidesoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just a quick thing, the first two bosses "benign problems" are:
    "A tornado came and literally shredded my livelihood" and "an animal that I truly trusted almost _fucking drowned me_ " you know two problems that are totally in the same ball park as "the people in my school think bugs are weird" and "I am a chess champion that lost a game."

  • @Betta66
    @Betta66 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:58 That inscription on the trophy was pretty funny

  • @monkeeee
    @monkeeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We’ve been waiting for this

  • @SnuSnuDungeon
    @SnuSnuDungeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think we have top contender for Blandest Game list. 2 or 3 placement for sure

    • @brennanwn
      @brennanwn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @dsilva369
      @dsilva369 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesn't look bland at all. It looks memorably terrible

  • @joew1237
    @joew1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, there is 'Check your Ego' Man and 'Kid failed once therefore RAGE' Boy, but quite a few of them have legitimate concerns.

  • @pharoahcaraboo9610
    @pharoahcaraboo9610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The rainbow beam of Nights sent me, I needed a good laugh

  • @NetMoverSitan
    @NetMoverSitan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:35 - Ooh, that's gotta sing!

  • @PrinsaVossum
    @PrinsaVossum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time I see the title of this game, I think it's called "Balan WonderLAND". Anyone else?

  • @rjd-kh8et
    @rjd-kh8et 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:46 Yuji Naka wisely jumped ship after Shadow the Hedgehog.

  • @aisk1000
    @aisk1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "... and knocked over the amaretto."
    I see Yahtzee is a man of good taste

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of those games you don't want to play, but you just love every clip of it you see,it's so bizzare that it's hilarious.

  • @connordarvall8482
    @connordarvall8482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Turns out that if you read the obscure tie-in novel, there was a greater vision behind this game that was hidden by the decision to avoid dialogue as the game's story may be too complex to explain through dialogue-free cutscenes without turning the game into a silent movie.

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve been waiting for this episode.

  • @Mark-fc7tu
    @Mark-fc7tu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:10 I just knew he was going to mention the Box Fox.

  • @GamersInHellOnYt
    @GamersInHellOnYt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I heard from someone there is an AUDIO BOOK. To play along side the game. Thats what explains the story, and thats why most sequences are in silence. ... you have to buy both to get the full story. But it was only released in japan.

  • @Rndm9
    @Rndm9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh boy I've been waiting for this one

  • @ToaArcan
    @ToaArcan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The whole "Yuji Naka made Sonic so hopes were high" thing makes a little more sense given that Naka left SEGA during the production of Sonic 06. A lot of people assumed that his absence from SEGA coinciding with the "dark age" meant that his own productions would be much better, but the sad truth is that Naka's leaving had nothing to do with the quality of SEGA's output- He'd been promoted to an executive role years before, and wanted to go back to actually making the games.
    Unfortunately it seems like Balan has only retroactively tarnished his work at SEGA too, because now one the of the biggest issues with Adventure 2- Too many things mapped to a single button- has been apparently revealed to be Naka's MO.

  • @luedriver
    @luedriver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    videogamedunkey also made a review of this, so that is why I have some vague idea of what the game actually looks like

  • @Godhatesgafs
    @Godhatesgafs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:37 will haunt my dreams now

  • @TheJxR
    @TheJxR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh boy, I was waiting for this one.

  • @jacksonstarbringer7972
    @jacksonstarbringer7972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Any chance that they'll ever review factorio now that it's fully released?

  • @myxolydian8778
    @myxolydian8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    BY GOD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

  • @Carlos-ln8fd
    @Carlos-ln8fd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was hilarious! Great review, man.