@@aaqz2710 because he clearly didn't take the high ground feat unlike Obi wan, giving him advantage on all attacks made from high ground. So for him being closer to the action gave him a better position, rather than the high ground. Obi wan, being the teacher of Anakin, would have of course meant that Anakin has intimate knowledge of the built Obi Wan chose, so claiming the high ground as a pre-emptive for victory made sense as a statement in his situation.
Of course, Darth Plagueis was your former sith master. It's obvious he's not around anymore so clearly your promises to cheat death are some sort of deception.
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay I don't know what the precise origin of it is but it's something Anakin often says in humorous videos that portray him as vastly more intelligent than he is. I first encountered it in Anakin has a doctorate in Darth plagueis the wise studies (seals are good) but I don't know if that's the true origin
@@andyrules999 I couldn’t get past the First episode. Once and awhile I will find a interesting clip on TH-cam but it’s probably because those are the ‘good’ parts of the show
Anakin: who's Machiavelli? Obi-Wan: Oh some future megalomaniac from a galaxy far far away from here on a planet that hasn't even begun to have life...umm never mind, pretend I didn't use that phrase. sh!t, now I have to kill you all.
That "joke" has probably came from a throwaway line said by *Admiral Firmus Piett* in _Return of the Jedi._ As Vader says that he'll deal with Rebels himself, Piett goes: _"As you wish, my Lord. Carry on."_
Post- credits scene: Obi-Wan: Dude, I just realized something. The Original Trilogy no longer makes sense! Anakin: Dude, it never did anyway. During the entire Clone War, have you ever seen so much as a single torpedo making a 90 degrees turn? Obi-Wan [thinks for a moment]: Hmmm... no, I don't think I have. Anakin: Exactly. It defies the laws of physics. Dooku: What are you two talking about? Anakin: Old dude, shut up! Obi-Wan: Yes, we need to get out of here before I brake the 4th wall again. Anakin: Dude, you just did it again! Obi-Wan: Have I? Oops! Well, 4th wall gone, carry on. 🖖
Man, your work is the best and deserves more recognition. As a follower here are some humble ideas for your next videos. 1. Anakin's force ghost meets his childhood version. 2. Padmé meets Kylo Ren 3. Luke, did I ever tell you about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? 4. Darth Jar Jar eliminates the younglings
Man, I kinda wish it went down like that with Anakin just becomming full potential chosen one genius who also brings unprecedented technological progress to the republic
2:11 when your plan that your planning for hundredes of years is finally put into action and is surprising going well and then some prick comes along and ruins all your plans, is moments away from killing you and your defensless with no escape.
The syncing of expressions and your chosen dialogue at the ending from, "thus, we must act decisively..." and onwards is so tastefully done, and hilarious.
I love how Count Sudoku and Uber Van Kenobi are confused at the beginning but as Anakin Skywanker speaks with 500IQ, they understand and speak that way too
But where did he put his points in the movies? He ignored intelligence and charisma, he didnt do much with force, and even if he did put them all in melee skills, he still lost to Dooku and got his hand chopped, and Obi-Wan chopped all of his legs.
I love that you just have the fight carry on. Like Kenobi is coming to this realization whilst cutting down battle droids and Palps is just... sitting there... in his masochistic scheme gone wrong
Please like & comment. ;)
Chancellor gone , carry on.
cocaine gone, carry on
Do a video where they start discussing about the catchphrase in the end
I wonder what the galaxy would be like if Padme became Chancellor. "Oh Annie, You're my Jedi Order..."
😂 lol as always . How do you recreate the character’s voices?
Should've thrown the brain from the thumbnail in it. I wanted to make an "ack ack!" joke....
“What’s up, my dudes?” -Count Sudoku
"Ah, you wont get away this time." Obi-Gone said calmly.
They are so casual, l love it😂
"Is... that really true, Palps?"
Holly? Is that you? Are we talking jape of the decade?
Count but the o is silent
"Man I shouldn't have left the High Ground."
Bro ppl are sleepin on this one 🤣🤣
Holy shit looking back now... why did he purposely leave the high ground and force jump down?
@@aaqz2710 because he clearly didn't take the high ground feat unlike Obi wan, giving him advantage on all attacks made from high ground. So for him being closer to the action gave him a better position, rather than the high ground. Obi wan, being the teacher of Anakin, would have of course meant that Anakin has intimate knowledge of the built Obi Wan chose, so claiming the high ground as a pre-emptive for victory made sense as a statement in his situation.
@@crilleedara true 🤣🤣
this is literally my fav part of the video its gold
I love since hes handcuffed hes just forced to watch big brain anakin figure out his entire scheme, fits perfectly
If hes handcuffed and he cant do anythng why doesnt dooku just kill sidious before because he knows hes dead🫡
"Embrace oblivion sucker!"
Those aren't handcuffs, those are sith meditation bracelets 🤣
@@isucktrustme8672ah yes, its big brain time
Im very sure Sideous could get free easily if he wanted/had to
He sounds like the kind of guy to write a doctoral thesis on the tragedy of one Darth Plagueis the Wise
Ah, it's a story I've read a great many times from the Jedi.
The Wide.
@@JoeUzzolinoThe Nice
"And that was how your father became a Jedi Master." Anakin told Luke and Leia.
Of course, Darth Plagueis was your former sith master. It's obvious he's not around anymore so clearly your promises to cheat death are some sort of deception.
Notice how throughout the video, Anakin manages to make those around him gradually smarter. He is truly an inspiration 😊😊
This is what NPR does.
@@mitchjohnson4714 wow lol
that's why he's the chosen one, I guess
Except Palpatine. Dude didn’t even fight back.
@@mitchjohnson4714is your name a mash between mitch McConnell and mike Johnson? Jesus christ
He said the thing. He said Dichotomy
He also said c*nt
What's so funny about that? 😏
Dichotomy
Don't tell Mace.
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay I don't know what the precise origin of it is but it's something Anakin often says in humorous videos that portray him as vastly more intelligent than he is. I first encountered it in Anakin has a doctorate in Darth plagueis the wise studies (seals are good) but I don't know if that's the true origin
"No, why would I betray you count" damn palps openly admitted he's collaborating with Dooku 😂😂😂😂
He said "Cunt" 😂
And he said cunt instead of count so he burnt both his bridges in that sentence
🤣🤣🤣
Anakin's smart. That's why. 😅
I thought he said c*nt lol
I swear I heard “cu**”
Chancellor Paperplane last words are always the same "Umm Sh*t" 😅😅 Then he gets chopped up 😂😂
Paperplane gone,...carry on ! 😂😂😂
Gave me a seizure
Imagine him saying My Penis has doubled in length since the last time we met Count🤣🤣
Palpatine somehow few movies after: GUESS WHOS BACK?
Anakin: "I watched a lot of Rick and Morty before I came here. My intelligence has surpassed the simple dichotomy of stupid and smart."
Anakin: I have watched every episode in Rick and Morty, Count. My IQ is now negative.
I found that show boring
@@Bluesonofman Ye, show is boring...I would kill for some more interdimenion cable tho
@@andyrules999 I couldn’t get past the First episode. Once and awhile I will find a interesting clip on TH-cam but it’s probably because those are the ‘good’ parts of the show
@@Bluesonofman Its worth giving another go. What shows do you like, got any you would recommend?
Anakin sounds like a narrator...
His voice while jumping and kicking count soduku is so calm.
It's ki d of unnerving actually. Lime he's not even trying
Anakin: My Brain size has doubled since the last time we met count
Count Sudoku: Impossible. 2 times 0 is still 0
I mean, he can _count_
@@tlotro625 I see what you did there
Ah, but the zero was just a rounding error. 2 x 0.00001 is 0.00002
Hayden's AI voice is spot-on, dude.
I hope hayden sees this 😂
Alfox IS Hayden 😜
wdym its real
Count sudoku 😂
I can't! 😂
And Sudoku called him Skywanker! 🤣
c*nt sudoku 🤣
!!!!!!
"EMBRACE OBLIVION SUCKER!" OMG why did this kill me so dead?!
I loved it too lol
"Dude, you really freaking me out!"
That smile fits it perfectly, Count is so confused he has no idea what is going on.
why should he Palps was like wait what just happened i am glad I won but what the hell just happened?😲😲
Paperplane gone, carry on
Paperplane gone, Bro 🤣🤣
1:47 dooku calls anakin skywanker😂
@@User-fz5bw skywanker, use your ears
I discovered this channel yesterday and have developed a double hernia from laughing. Mobility gone, carry on.
Haha ;D
😂🤣😂🤣
“Dichotomy between the Republic and the separatists”
HE SAID THE THING
Skywanker's brain so big he got Obi-Gone to remember Machiavelli.
Anakin: who's Machiavelli?
Obi-Wan: Oh some future megalomaniac from a galaxy far far away from here on a planet that hasn't even begun to have life...umm never mind, pretend I didn't use that phrase. sh!t, now I have to kill you all.
Not only remember Machiavelli but use the phrase "Machiavellian machinations" and even pronounce it correctly.
Anakin got the bad ending by becoming darth vader so he restarted his game so he could save padme thats how he knows everything
Palps like meh I am done with you now it's Anakin's turn to please me muhahahahahahahaha
Actually the best ending
Agreed
The only thing that could’ve gone better in this universe is if qui-gonn lived.
The ending of the soviet union was better
@@christopherstein2024 I don't know,man, seems like the ending of the USA is topping that by far. Search "bridging the collapse gap"
I love that carry on joke you add to the end of every video.
"Well, chancellor gone, carry on." ~Coutn Sudoku
Not sure it’s a joke though, I feel like it is the one really real thing left on the internet now.
He's planting the seeds for a future of endless merchandise with these many iconic phrases
That "joke" has probably came from a throwaway line said by *Admiral Firmus Piett* in _Return of the Jedi._
As Vader says that he'll deal with Rebels himself, Piett goes: _"As you wish, my Lord. Carry on."_
@@alexfischer7876 Nerd
“Dude, what?”
-Obi Wan
-Carry On
Dude, i have no idea whats going on.
@@Wertsir Dude, you're really freaking me out -count doodoo
Obi Wank, judging from the others' names.
-Dude it
"My brain size has doubled"
Two times zero is still zero.
Uhm actually, technically ones brain size can't be zero!!! 🤓👆
so underatted
@@perssontm1628 Anakin is evidence to the contrary
Incorrect
Thousand year plan to eliminate the Jedi gone, carry on
yeah it was a thousand years of planning to make happen at least if not more🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Obi-Wan Canoli really said machiavellian machinations 😂😂😂
Organ Canoli
2:14 Embrace Oblivion sucker
2:12*
Best part of the video
Well, chancellor gone, carry on.
Anakin:"He Even Plans To Call Me Darth Vader"
Insidious invader
Darth virgin
"I've already incorporated the Chancellor's scheming into my thesis."
Big brain Anakin literally negs the entire Star Wars universe lol. No diff😂.
"Good. Twice the size, double the seizure"
1:32 he said WHAT?!?!?
0:11 Well, Im certain that elaborating on this would overtax your cognitive resources :)
(2:05) "Thus, we must act *decisively* ..."
Love the way he said that.
The timeline where Anakin took Qui-Gon's advice and actually bothered to listen to his midichlorians. 😂
Opened the eyes of both a Jedi and a Dark Lord. Truly the Chosen One.
If Christopher Nolan made star wars
I will never get enough of big brain academic scholar "thesis" Anakin
Count Sudoku. These names are getting better
1:49 I nearly spat out my drink, you have excellent writing skills this was hilarious.
others brains got bigger too by just listening to anakin for 2 minutes 💀
Count Sudoku 🤣
Post- credits scene:
Obi-Wan: Dude, I just realized something. The Original Trilogy no longer makes sense!
Anakin: Dude, it never did anyway. During the entire Clone War, have you ever seen so much as a single torpedo making a 90 degrees turn?
Obi-Wan [thinks for a moment]: Hmmm... no, I don't think I have.
Anakin: Exactly. It defies the laws of physics.
Dooku: What are you two talking about?
Anakin: Old dude, shut up!
Obi-Wan: Yes, we need to get out of here before I brake the 4th wall again.
Anakin: Dude, you just did it again!
Obi-Wan: Have I? Oops! Well, 4th wall gone, carry on. 🖖
May the force be with you always master general sir Hayden and
Always
Very well then
The exhaust port sucked the torpedo in because of the spaceballs meme about " suck to blow ".
"My apologies is the to the republican Anakin. To dichotomy!"
“Yikes!” Man…. Dooku saying that after seeing Palpatine getting brutally executed by Obi-Wan and Anakin was my favorite part
Man, your work is the best and deserves more recognition. As a follower here are some humble ideas for your next videos.
1. Anakin's force ghost meets his childhood version.
2. Padmé meets Kylo Ren
3. Luke, did I ever tell you about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
4. Darth Jar Jar eliminates the younglings
Well, Padme is Ben Solo’s grandmother, so that’s a good suggestion.
Also, autocorrect is a Sith.
Yeah, Dichotomy!
Anakin doesn't need all those midhichlorians with this amount of IQ
Intelligent Anakin is definitely my favourite Anakin now
Man, I kinda wish it went down like that with Anakin just becomming full potential chosen one genius who also brings unprecedented technological progress to the republic
Its pretty funny seeing Anakin explain every detail of the plan totally normal while fighting and jumping
"Embrace oblivion sucker!"
Referring to Machiavelli who hasn't even been born yet is another whole level of smartness :)
Just casually exposing the chancelors whole plan as if he was a time traveller from the future
1:38 The whole thing is funny, but for some reason, idk why…….this part has me in tears. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭
1:57
Why did Obi-Wan suddenly get an IQ boost here?
Also I unironically want to see a version of Star Wars with big brain Anakin.
I keep rewatching this video.
"Yikes!"
-Sir Christopher Lee
This isn't the good ending, this is the BEST ENDING
'Double' is kind of an understatement
Haha how casually you can say " Count Sudoku". Think about it.
Everyone is so cool, they don't even raise their voices while jumping and kicking each other.
Count Sudoku 😂🤣😂 this is gold
I always thought it was so weird that Paplatine was being held captive ON A THRONE.
1:43 he said it!
I love how Anakin is calmly explaining all this while going all out in a light Sabre fight
0:53 , so uncivilised
Chancellor gone carry on 😂😂😂
thats sheev look on kenobi lmao
I need a continuation of this - this needs to be a series, it's hilarious!
"Damn, i should not have left the high ground" 🤣
Master Skywanker! Boy that really tickles me whenever I hear it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Plot twist: palpatine is not a sith lord on this time line
"Master Skywanker!" Damn, that was so subtly put in there. Best laugh I've had in awhile!😅😅😅😅
Count sudoku😂
"You won't get away this time, Count Sudoku. I feel like there's another word for that..."
2:11 when your plan that your planning for hundredes of years is finally put into action and is surprising going well and then some prick comes along and ruins all your plans, is moments away from killing you and your defensless with no escape.
I like the idea of Anakin and the Count having a civil conversation while trying to kill each other.
“What’s up, my dudes?”
*_The AI couldn't nearly emulate the greatness of Christopher Lee's royal voice._*
Embrace Oblivion
Lol.
The syncing of expressions and your chosen dialogue at the ending from, "thus, we must act decisively..." and onwards is so tastefully done, and hilarious.
Maximumer IQ Anakin 🤣🤣
I love how Count Sudoku and Uber Van Kenobi are confused at the beginning but as Anakin Skywanker speaks with 500IQ, they understand and speak that way too
Basically What if Anakin maxed out Intelligence
But where did he put his points in the movies? He ignored intelligence and charisma, he didnt do much with force, and even if he did put them all in melee skills, he still lost to Dooku and got his hand chopped, and Obi-Wan chopped all of his legs.
"Inherent dichotomy"
Oh no, not again...
" Skywanker " love it.
I would have loved to hear double-brained Skywanker’s philosophical musings on sand
I love the Anakin is a genius memes 🤣
I’m not kidding. I could watch an entire movie of ‘just’ this.
good ending dooku might be forgiven but not forgotten and joins yoda once more for an long redemption arc
I love that you just have the fight carry on. Like Kenobi is coming to this realization whilst cutting down battle droids and Palps is just... sitting there... in his masochistic scheme gone wrong
Revenge of the Sith being cut down to first 7 minutes or so. 👍
Twice the dichotomy, double the intrigue
Dooku: no.. what... you're crazy 10/10
1:43 HE SAID THE WORD
YEAHHHHHHHHH
Give me more Darth Mailman
I think he is on the Mall
The Darth Mall
Absolutely amazing! I love BigBrain Anakin!
"Dude you're really freaking me out." "Master Skywankwer."😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Umm shit." Never gets old😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
I like how Chancellor Palpatine looks nervous.