Ive found the new wierdest opening Smashing Gambit It takes some ideas from the mate gambit You throw away all the pieces on the board and then proceed to edge all over your opponent while mraking out with them and then you touch them
My personal favorite is one I invented afaik: 1.Nf3 2.Ng1 3.Nf3 and then from there you have but one objective: move your knight somewhere into the center as soon as you can do so without hanging it. I call it the Hokey Pokey because you put your right knight in, you put your right knight out, you put your right knight in, and you shake it all about. Ideally, you then do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around (castling kingside), and that's what it's all about.
I played the double-respectless opening against Martin. Moved a Knight back and forth till it got captured, then moved the other Knight back and forth till it got captured, then played normally. Still won. Was a relativly long game though.
Abort Gambit- When you just abort every single game untill you get banned.
you sacrifice your account for the greater good
He sacrifice, HIS ACCOUNT
The elo gambit: as soon as you can move, click the resign button.
I used mega bongcloud against my friend on a real chess board, spent an hour looking for a missing rook after he flipped the board
Exit Gambit: Play Ke0 on move 1 and sacrifice your king and in return you have one less thing to have to defend.
Ive found the new wierdest opening
Smashing Gambit
It takes some ideas from the mate gambit
You throw away all the pieces on the board and then proceed to edge all over your opponent while mraking out with them and then you touch them
I tried it and I got banned from chess forever
@@goIdenfish I Did It and Now I'm a registered Six Offender?
Idk what it is
I don't remember offending anyone named six
Isn't six a number
Thanks i had 500 elo now i have -1000 elo🥰🥰🥰
my favourite opening is the ICBM bosnian ape society variation after the sacrifices you send an black market obtained ICBM to your oponents house
My personal favorite is one I invented afaik: 1.Nf3 2.Ng1 3.Nf3 and then from there you have but one objective: move your knight somewhere into the center as soon as you can do so without hanging it. I call it the Hokey Pokey because you put your right knight in, you put your right knight out, you put your right knight in, and you shake it all about. Ideally, you then do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around (castling kingside), and that's what it's all about.
I played the double-respectless opening against Martin.
Moved a Knight back and forth till it got captured, then moved the other Knight back and forth till it got captured, then played normally.
Still won. Was a relativly long game though.
bull$hit gambit: sacrifice every piece, must be an blunder
Next weird openings chapter:Knight dance, queens gambit invitation, Quiet System, Kadás Opening:Beginner Mistake, Double Kings Pawn, Pirc Invitation, Slav Invitation
5:45 nahh there is a way better move
Idiot's gambit: d4, d5, Queen d3, Knight c6, then Queen a6 completes the idiot's gambit
thats elo sacrifice gambit
@@goIdenfish lol
As someone who knows nothing about chess I will use all of these
The Blunder Gambit
the doug opening: cheat
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Of course, it’s a comp.
The Life gambit: play chess, lose a game and then go outside
Tortoise opening e4 e5 Bd3 Nf6 Nf3 Nxe4 O-O-O
alien gambit and caro-kane (yes it's kane not kann, it's a gambit)
hmmm only five comments... now its six
Hmm now it’s seven
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im gonna use mega bongcloud against my friend
Good choice!
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at 0:22 there is LITERALLY A FREE CHECKMATE
there is pawn g3
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