One time a Jehovah witness stopped me outside my house and was like “do you want to save the earth?” And my dumb ass said ‘OH YEAH I recycle all the time!” She stopped, stared, and slowly pulled out a tablet to play a video of Jesus coming back from the grave. My brain short circuited.
Guys i have one question, before for like some minutes i could see angelica's subs on youtube and they were 5.8M, now its not available anymore, we can just see her name without the numbers. But how is that even possible he has 5.8M?
I think that she maybe even was once part of the JW. She oddly knows a lot of things about them. Her Bible knowledge is also exceptional. Check out her "The popular girl does your make up propless" video. Also i seems that this is a subtle rant abou the JW community she was oppressed by.
ΔΓΚ Andy Or she researched what she wanted to know about JW. Angelica has a broad knowledge about a lot of topics, but religion she seems to have an anger that you can see in her eyes. I would be shocked if she wasn’t Atheist, but her choice.
Well,i was kidnapped and exploited by the modern day lettrists who also belonged to the Process church...you know,Armageddon and all that jazz.BUT obviously it could have been much worse with those groovy Gee-hovians!Fortunately nowadays those cultists can´t even approach my flat cos´ the pet spiders will chop´em up nicely.As you might guess, i am financially somewhat dishevelled and have been cursed with few obscure Venusian diseases plus had those great expectations ruthlessly ruined and the doors of perception hammered down.So i am the problem.Yeps,in spite of all this skeletal soil sniffing, those drunken ants still bite my arse,can you imagine that??In the meantime behind the scenes, the humanists are whipping totally innocent people while thunder roars and roars and roars...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@gigi-ux7wb thank you!! Fortunately I have, it was really hard to do so and I still get very triggered with some topics most people don't because of it
I know this should be funny, but this is actually deep af, like how can she act so good, she's exposing them, but at the same time it seems like she's one of them casually talking about it like it's normal.
@@mercedesmoon13 that explains a lot. It was extremely accurate. You can't know so much if you weren't in the religion for a long time or didn't spend many many hours listening to ex-jws.
My aunt once told me that she answers the door when JW come to her house, but then she tells them her husband won't allow her to talk to strangers at their door (she does not have a husband). They believe so strongly that women should be submissive to their husbands that they always leave immediately, and usually don't even leave a pamphlet 😂👌
Amazing. I’m just gonna leave a pride flag up. Oh, I’d you have a sign that says ‘apostates and other disfellowshipped welcome’ or ‘we do not allow Mormons/Jehovah witnesses to knock on this door’. Also- my mum showed genuine interest (not in joining but to see what the cult is about) once but told them to come back another day for a conversation and they never came back- but people have them knock constantly after telling them to leave them alone and I don’t know why this is.
@@milkpoptart2308 It's not like they believe men should be tyrants and not take into account their wives opinions. They just believe that as the man of the household, he should have final say. But that doesn't mean run it like a dictatorship. According to the bible, man was created first and woman for man. So it's consistent. Doesn't mean the woman doesn't mean anything.
Oh I was so scared when I left the jw community. They're so manipulative. I left 2 years ago, and to this day, my family is convinced, especially my sister who has left before, that I will go back to being jw. Ugh I hate that religion and this video exposes that religion so well.
@Ramkkingk the poor jw followers are almost all brainwashed so of course they aren’t all bad. the religion itself however is a dangerous cult and it and it’s leaders are completely bad :)
My ex husband was raised as a JW, and my father in law actually works as a lawyer for the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. The level of brainwashing is mind boggling, and they get offended because I won't allow them to take my son to the Kingdom Hall.🙃 The amount of love I have for this video is astronomical.😂
@@HN-kr1nf he's not, but he did briefly try to get me join with him around 2012. I noped the eff outta there so quickly😂 Being a JW basically ruined his life. When he was 16, he didn't want to get baptized and his mom freaked out. She sent him from NY to MN live with his dad, who had recently been "dis fellowshipped" himself. His dad was scrambling to do all the things he needed to do to be let back into the JWs and thought that my ex would hurt his chances of getting back in, so he kicked him out. My exes mom was still so upset about my ex not wanting to get baptized that she flew from NY to MN to sign the papers to legally emancipate my ex. My ex basically went off the rails at that point, he felt unloved and unwanted. His mom had never let him associate with "worldly kids", AKA non JW kids, so he had no social skills to make real friends or set healthy boundaries. He had no family to fall back on because they were crazy JWs. He had no work experience because his mom never let him have a job, because she was worried about all the worldly people he would come in contact with. He fell in with a really bad crowd and started living in an abandoned building with some other unwanted kids and they all started doing drugs. He never really figured out how to get his shit straight for long periods of time, and refused any mental health services, which is why I kicked him out.
@kid kidane it's okay, I was really sucked into trying to save him from himself for a long time, but I started going to therapy to help me deal with all the trauma and grief I experienced during my marriage and I'm doing really well now. Thanks!
I recently switched to a Catholic school for the first time and Suddenly Angelica is posting a bunch of religious crack videos.... The world is trying to tell me something
I grew up as JW (no longer one), and everything you're saying is accurate. My folks (and others) use to traumatize me about going to the meetings and field service, otherwise, Jehovah was going to murder me in Armageddon for not doing what I was told. When I started to have depression and questioned everything, they would threaten to kick me out of the house, knowing I don't have a car, a job, money to get my own place, and everyone I knew was also JWs (I had no friends outside of the organization because I wasn't allowed to befriend "worldly" people.). One time at a family party, my grandma saw me with my goatee and told me if I don't cut it, Jehovah's angels are going to destroy me in Armageddon. I thought to myself: "Really, grandma? Really? Out of all the evil things that are happening in this world, God is going to send his angels to murk me for having hair on my chinny chin chin? Really?" Currently, I'm the black sheep in the family (some don't talk to me because I'm not going to the meetings. And I still live with my folks due to financial reasons.), and I love it. The elders did a "shepherding call" a few months ago to get me back to the meetings, but I'm not budging. Unfortunately, I'm the only one who thinks outside of the box in my family. Being a JW also meant that you ignore secular education and politics, because "Jesus is our king" and we shouldn't concern ourselves with what the country/world is doing. (Smh.) Sad, but It is what it is. I feel more mentally free and more connected with myself because I'm doing what I want and not what others tell me to do.
@@justinfernandogarcia3572 It is, especially when you're living with a family that tends to remind you how much of a black sheep you are. But being a black sheep has its perks, such as not being brainwashed and being an independent thinker.
I grew up as a Jehovah Witness. I was kicked out of my house from being gay. now my family does not talk to me. It's nice to laugh about it and to see people using humor to criticize them :) thanks for this video 💛 Also the type of things that you say in this video are spot on! Did you ever study the bible with JW? XD
At Least I Tried I’m a JW Witness and so are my parents, they always said they would accept me if I was to come out... I promise not all Jehovah Witnesses are like that I’m sorry that happened to you!
I hope your parents will eventually reach out to you again. A good friend of mine was kicked out of the house at 17 cause his JW parents found out he was gay. Initially a elder (? Like i don’t know the names, he was an important man in the community) told him he could stay if he got married to a woman (he basically hinted that he could keep on having sex with whoever he wanted, as long as he had a facade.. he also literally said that plenty of men in the community had done it) but he said no so yeet. Gladly, a few months later his mom told everyone to fuck off cause she wasn’t abandoning her son, and welcomed him back in the house, and the community complied...
Same but more extreme. Me and my friend use to be Jehovah's witnesses but we went to different congregations. We became friends a few years after I left the religion. We would talk about how our kingdom hall was ran and how everyone was. Her kingdom hall was more relaxed than my kingdom hall. Like she told me when she left the religion they were all sad but they didn't pressure her not even her mom. When I left I got asked a few times by a few people from the kingdom hall why I left. And then for the next 2 years my family threatened to kick me out and go on their rant.
Same here... Jehovah's witnesses are usually extremely nice but there's a lot of things that I respectfully disagree with that I don't practice it anymore.
She knows too much to not have been involved in it AND IM LIVING FOR IT!!!! my parents are still in the congregation I have so much trauma bc I was born into this cult. Angelica words can't express how much I love you and admire you and thank you for this
i did not expect this amount of salt but i am living for it! but that "your childrens psyches gonna be marked forever" part hit hard like damn you didnt have to come so hard for me
Lyric Edward i dont know anything about JW?? Can someone explain what this ‘teaching’ is 🤷🏼♂️ what do they do? Btw: im so sorry for you and your grandma, thats awful! 😖😣
Thomas my guess is she needed a blood transfusion and had to refuse it, jehovah’s witnesses can’t get blood transfusions or they’ll get disfellowshipped/shunned
@@thomas4218 they believe in Jehovah as God and Jesus is his son. They don't believe in hell, and only 144,000 will go to heaven. After Armageddon there will be peace for 1,000 years and then god will let the devil loose on Earth again to see who's loyal. The good people who remain will inhabit the Earth forever. They don't celebrate anything at all. No lgbtq support. You can only be friends with, hang out with, and marry other witnesses. And if you decide you don't want to be apart of it anymore you get disfellowshipped, which means no one from the hall (their Church) is allowed to talk to you; not even your own family. It's kinda like an excommunication until you 'repent' and start following their beliefs again.
This hits too close to home, Angelica. I was born into a JW family, I'm trying to slowly escape but I'm just preparing myself for the shunning that will happen. You must have a background with JWs as you know the doctrine and terms used in the bOrg. Anyway thank you for making this and encouraging me to run away 😂
I got disfellowshipped 7 years ago. The shunning hurts at first, but I realized just because I don't want to follow all of their teachings doesn't make me a bad person. I'm not out kicking puppies. So if my parents and grandparents choose to let a religion tell them they can't associate with me then fine, that's their problem. If I'm only going to live once, I'll do it on my terms. Good luck to you!!!!! I hope you get out and find some peace for yourself. I would say have a place in mind you can stay at.
I hope your doing well and that you're taking care of yourself, good luck living your own life and I hope you get to dd everything that you couldn't before!
This was EXCELLENT Angelica, bravo to you for making this and not censoring yourself and the views you cleverly presented... it's public figures like yourself that help us all retain our sanity
I'm an ex-Mormon. I used to knock on people's doors in San Diego. Ironically, I am convinced now, that the whole experience is a cult tactic that is not interested in actually converting anyone, because you don't, but to instead get the missionary to experience rejection. Young 19 year old kids can't really distinguish between getting rejected personally, and that it is their church that is actually being rejected, and not them, and this reinforces in your mind that all the nonbelievers are evil, because they are rejecting you. This pulls you deeper into the cult. Likewise, I actually think that pickup artist guys on youtube, like Andrew Tate, actually work much the same way. They give guys really bad advice, that to a naïve guy, sounds like it should work, but instead makes the women feel disgusted at you when you try it in the real world, thus getting you rejected. This reinforces the misogyny that the guy is already getting fed by his so called dating goru, and thus reinforces his faith in the boss incel. He will now be more likely to send more money to the pickup artist/man's rights activist, accept his radical political views, and even start voting the way the guy tells him to vote, or go out and join groups like the Proud Boys where he will be further radicalized.
So, I just want to share my long JE story since I feel like its appropriate here. Angelica presented this in a very goofy way, factual yet entertaining. I want to show the not so funny parts too since they are there. My mom was kicked out from JW because she had premarital sex with my dad (an atheist) when she was young. Then they got married and had my sister and then me. Not long after, my mom started going back to meetings and when my parents divorced, she started taking my older sister and I too. From then on I was brainwashed twice a week and forced to preach in extremely hot and cold weather. From a young age I was told not to communicate with "worldly people" and that anyone who isnt in the religion was going to use me and that they weren't my real friends, only other JWs will truly love me. That's how they get you to stay, you dont learn. In that religion, I was taught to judge others, to be homophobic, anti social and more. It was only when my adult neighbor whom I was very fond of left the religion when things began to change. At first I was sad. I wouldnt be allowed to speak to her since if you got kicked out, all communications with you would be ceased (another form of manipulation) however it only applies to baptized JWs. Remember, these were people who raised me I grew up with them so even the idea of leaving made me guilty. My sister was pressured to get baptized at a very young age and not even a week afterwards, everyone in the congregation began to ask me when I was gonna get baptized. Back to my neighbor, it was when she left that made my sister and I realize we could leave. She was the first to leave. I watched my mother mourn because she ACTUALLY believes it's the truth. Not long after, she was being visited by elders to convince her to go back and in a sick frenzy, my mother spent more money than we had on a trip to Uruguay in Hope's of getting my sister to convert back to jw. It worked and my sister started going back to meetings. I had been contemplating leaving in my time in Uruguay. Later of that same year in the fall, my mom after a meeting began talking about the next one. I mustered enough courage to tell her, "I'm not going to the next meeting" I still remember how silent the halls of our apartment complex got. It was cold. and at first she didnt believe me. She thought I was messing around with her. I told her "no. I'm serious. I dont want to go to meetings anymore. I no longer want to preach. I dont want to be a JW." Then she tried to comprise she asked me if it was because I didn't like Spanish, that should try an english congregation so I understand better. I told her no. Then she got angry, telling me I had to go. Heres another thing about JW. Theres a lot of pressure on parents to raise their kids "right". Had their kids strayed from the "truth" that they did something wrong. My mom Raised me well, she didnt do anything wrong, I just simply didnt agree with their ideals. My mom was in denial after that. Shed her angry when we didnt get dressed for meetings, then she would mourn, and then she gave up. She was defeated and I watched her leave the house alone and sad and broken. It hurts me just thinking about it, and I wish there was a way to NOT hurt her, but her faith in JW was too strong. Then, i was visited by elders. They spoke to me, my mom cried, and did everything in power go hold everything back, to appear unfazed. "Monster" my own mother called me a monster. I weeped for hours in my room after that. A few my months later my sister, after being threatened to be forced to cut ties with everyone and be expelled from the religion, began to go to meetings again. This time, she got really involved. So, it was just me, and I became several times happier. My grades went up, my appearance improved, and I had never been happier. I have a passion for music, but I hate church music, and I didn't like to sing at home because someone always there. Finally being able to just sing was so cleansing, I felt free. Occasionally, my sister would tell me, a strange twisted attempt to try to get me to go back to the meetings, "you're going to go back, you're living my story, so you might as well save mom the trouble and start going back now." And everytime I'd think the same thing: "you're missing the essential variable. You'rebaptized, I'm not." Had I been baptized, its likely I would be a JW. Well, fast forward to next summer and I realize that I'm bi(def cant go back now). I tell my sister and she immediately uses it against me. When my sister left, she had been questioning and my mom threatened to kick her out of the house for being a homosexual (which she is not. It was a dumb rumor started by my crazy JW aunt). I was obviously frightened. I did everything she told me to do for a while after that. Fast forward to spring break, I go to six flags with my moms JW friends. Since then, they'd been quite passive, only occasionally asking if they'd be seeing me Sunday. But this day wasdifferent. one of the elders was determined to get me to go back. While staying in a line waiting for a ride, he harshly grabs my arm, he began to throw questions my way. "Why did you leave? When are you coming back? Dont you miss everyone?" I tried to pull my hand, he didnt budge, I was losing my sister and her friend, they were going up the line and I was starting to fall back with the elder. I tried getting my hamd out again while half heartedly giving answers with no direct response. Thank goodness my sisters friend was there. She called my name so I'd catch up and I had an e cause to tear my arm away full force without looking rude. I still remember the redness of my rm where he had grabbed me. Ever since then, not much has happened. Sometimes I'm asked if I'll be seen at a meeting, and they never get a direct response. But even now, whenever I hear one of their church songs, I'm ready to burst in tears, thinking about all the damage I must have caused. If there was a way to repair my mother without having to go back to being a JW I would. Well, that covers some of it, I have a whole lot that is prefer to just say in person. Especially since I've been typing this out a solid 20-30 minutes.
Me, a Catholic standing at the front door:... Angelica: So you wanna join??? Me, slowly backing up and getting ready to run: I'll take it into consideration...
I cant put my finger on it. It's either Angelica fell down a massive JW rabbit hole recently or she has some history with them. This was so funny tho lol.
JuLaJu 321 I think that she’s passionate about how a lot of Christians use their religion to oppress people and spread hate and how a lot of it is corrupt and hurts people more than helps them, when you really get into how hurtful and damaging it can be it is really angering and upsetting
I have no history with them but my passion is stuff like manipulation, marketing, sects and cults, unethical abuse of weaknesses of human brain... So I can't stand JWs or Scientology or LDS church and so on...
The level of spot on-ness is wild. For people who are like “huh?” Or “I met some JWs and they weren’t like that!” check out Alexandra Stein’s work on cults and attachment. 👏🏼 - an ex JW
seeing this reminds me of the fight me and my grandma (she has been a Jehovah’s Witness since she was a kid) had a few months ago.. what she said still sticks with me. ‘ if you believed in god, your life wouldn’t have so many problems. ‘ Maybe my life wouldn’t be so problematic if you weren’t pressuring me into religion for most of my life?? anyway, now im going to enjoy the asmr and go to bed
my mum was raised as a jw and spends all of her life trying to convince people that it’s more a cult than a religion. It really ruined so much of her life and it makes me so happy i could cry to see someone address how awful they are. Thank you for so so much for posting this 💕
Hi ex JW here:) ♡ Dads side of the family is shunning me, havent seen my brother in 4 years, but still making it, love you (: this is the best, good happy tears of joy that I left Also just from the energy I can feel from you, and your type of humor, you grew up a JW, it makes sense why I love and relate to you so much ♡
I *was* a Jehovah’s Witness, then dropped it like its hot so here’s the tea: So the reasoning behind the house visits is to “spread the word” there were really great members of the congregations I had to visit but to be honest it felt somewhat cult like , due to the fact of you commit a certain “sin” or something like that your literally shunned from the church until you can make it right . The Bible sessions were somewhat intense because we were given magazines and *literally* had to break down every sentence and word to find its real meaning. Services lasted for about 2-3 hours but trying to get out of the church took about another hour or so due to everybody talking to you, sharing there life story , asking for yours , talking about lunch , literally everything that crosses there mind. Ask questions bc why not . I’m not religious anymore 😐
Oh my God this is so hilarious I grew up as a Jehovah's Witness and this is so true! they take advantage of people in horrible situations and make light of what they're going through. I feel like s*** for even participating as a child. Although I was forced to participate.
Can those in the comments, who are copying and pasting their comments (thereby spamming the chat to be seen), please cease and desist. I understand that you are offended, but this video is aware that it is controversial.
I really love this woman, she always makes me smile, even when everything seems to be goong to shit. For real, Angelica, in case you are reading this: You are great, thank you for everything you do ❤
So I posted something on my Instagram story on the day of the anniversary of my mother death and I said something along the lines of I hope she resting well in heaven and a girl dm me said that I was wrong for saying she was in heaven and that what I believe In was wrong and tried to convert me to a Jehovah’s Witness by telling me that I was wrong for saying I hoped my mother was resting well in heaven
Wow this took me back to my childhood going along to Jehovah's Witness meetings and going door to door. Even brought back the memory that I used to have my own illustrated book of bible story's that I used to love reading. Couldn't wait to be 16 so I could get baptized either... Happy times. *sigh* ...of course, total cult.
I remember in elementary school i had a jehovas witness in my class and because of that person we were not allowed to have christmas or any holiday parties or birthday parties when all the other classes could. They also did not go on any field trips or do anything fun in school because they were a jehovas witness
My dad (who has his degree in theology) once beat a Jehovah’s Witness who tried to get us into their whole “ya know”. It was fun to se that lady stumble by having facts thrown in her face
I always wonder how this is considered ASMR bc she’s not whispering then I wake up the next morning with my AirPods out my ears and my covers all over the place and realize that she’s the only person that can just talk about random bs in a normal/soft spoken voice and make me fall asleep😂
My grandparents have JW since forever and took to the kingdom hall (JW church) since forever and this is absolute comedy. 👏I👏Love👏this👏. Everythings on point. Keep up the good work 👍
This reminds me of the time I failed my science benchmark because a JW was trying to recruit me the whole time, so I had a crap ton of extra science work the next semester. I'M STILL NOT OVER IT, *BECCA*
Disclaimer: I don't hate my family, though I do hate that they put me through that, and made me feel the way that I did during that time. I have love for all people, even the bad ones.
I remember one time I was carving pumpkins on Halloween and the JW came up to me (I was about 9) and I was alone and they asked me if I was scared of dying and I said yes and so they stated rambling but I tried to explain I was Christian but they didn’t leave me alone so 9 year old me got scared and told my mom the fbi asked me if I was scared of dying and that only few people were chosen to go to heaven. That’s when she didn’t let me outside alone anymore
Myname MyNameTwo I’m a Catholic in the Uk, idk whether it’s an American thing but why does there seem to be A FUCCIN MILLION JWs that knock on your door every two seconds lmao
Funny story: a few months back i was outside practicing soccer and i see two jehovah witness slowly making their way throughout my street. i was hoping they wouldnt see or stop to talk to me. but they saw and came and next thing ik im playing soccer with jehovah witness for nearly an hour or more.
It's funny, I was still an active JW when I found this. I legitimately unsubscribed over it. Then a few weeks later I mentally left the JWs and now I'm laughing my ass off
I have family that joined JW and tried to convert me too. The first thing that threw me off was the blood-thing, but they tried to wrap it in a "Your body, your rules"-thing. Eh, sure, whatever. Could be worse. Then they found out about me being bi and began to throw a constant barrage of curses, slurs, telling me I'm ending up in hell with other gays and similar sinners (note: they did not nor "real" sins like murder and stuff) and my first thought was not "that's so rude, why are you so mean to me?", but "tbh hanging out in a warm climate with probably shirtless disasters like Julie d'Aubigny, Freddie Mercury and Sappho sounds kinda cool tho". This was 14 years ago and I'm still writing them nice birthday wishes every year just to spite them. [Edit] The more I read here in the comments, the more I have to conclude that those family-members were really shitty people first and newly joined Jehova's Witnesses second. But still, it doesn't change a bit about how I think about them and JWs as a whole.
Jasmine Dodd dude I really don‘t know in what they believe or not and in part I don’t even care this much, because this whole organisation is weird af. My parents were Christians back then, maybe they used this as part to convince a little kid to join a definitely not-cult via scare tactics?
JustSchramme This sounds extremely unlikely as Jehovah’s witnesses are pretty strict about not swearing, using slurs, or cursing. A real Jehovah’s Witness would NEVER do any of those things. Plus the other commenter is right, they don’t, and never have, believed in hell. Plus they’re still people who believe the main principal of life is unconditional love and they’d never do that to anyone, let alone a child.
@@carrotsticksandhoumous I fully agree with you on that front. Over time I met a few Jehova's Witnesses that were born into that all and those people were so incredibly nice, it always felt like they were acting like that since my first contact to JW was so vile. I think it had to do with them trying to over compensate, since they just recently joined JW back then. Or, they were simply shitty people that used the mantle of their religion to make a kid feel bad.. idk
I recently lost my whole family to them (shunned/excommunicated because i chose my own husband instead of letting my dad whose an elder pick one for me #arrangemarriegesarestillalive) so I’ve been kinda struggling with resentment towards them but this video hold so much truth in a comedic way that I feel a little more at peace. Thanks you @angelica
One time these two old ladies came to my door and started talking about the end of the world and God and stuff And then after they left I looked at the flyer they gave me and realised "holy shit they were tryna make me join a cult"
27 seconds in and you already hit the nail on the head 😂 As an exjw myself I was pretty impressed with how hilariously accurate this is. You have either done some very good research or have first hand experience with this cult. Either way thanks for the laughs! Edit: I wanted to add, you are literally my favorite!! (super dramatic I know, but I could do no less for the most dramatic person I know). I have been watching your videos for so long, I am always so impressed with how talented and funny your videos are. If you turned out to also be an exjw I think I would loose my noodle haha but even if you aren't I'm still very impressed with your knowledge about the organization. This is some grade-a "un-witnessing" you got going on here! Keep up the great work! I always look forward to new videos 😁❤
One time a Jehovah witness stopped me outside my house and was like “do you want to save the earth?” And my dumb ass said ‘OH YEAH I recycle all the time!” She stopped, stared, and slowly pulled out a tablet to play a video of Jesus coming back from the grave. My brain short circuited.
ClubPenguinHoHo HAHAHAHAHA I SCREAMED.
I actually laughed out loud 😂😂
My introvert ass would of said no and ran away, just so I wouldn't have to talk to them.
Hahaha that is so funny😂😁
Guys i have one question, before for like some minutes i could see angelica's subs on youtube and they were 5.8M, now its not available anymore, we can just see her name without the numbers. But how is that even possible he has 5.8M?
I can imagine Angelica having a Jehovah’s Witness knock on her door and her getting so annoyed she decided to make this video
I think that she maybe even was once part of the JW. She oddly knows a lot of things about them. Her Bible knowledge is also exceptional. Check out her "The popular girl does your make up propless" video. Also i seems that this is a subtle rant abou the JW community she was oppressed by.
@@TheAndyLP24 Or maybe her family is religious and she just grew apart from it, good theory though
ΔΓΚ Andy Or she researched what she wanted to know about JW. Angelica has a broad knowledge about a lot of topics, but religion she seems to have an anger that you can see in her eyes. I would be shocked if she wasn’t Atheist, but her choice.
ΔΓΚ Andy maybe she might be catholic, I mean... love her aesthetic
I think shes ex jw and is the type to be like, "yeah no, I left for a reason, bye"
It doesn’t matter if I don’t have to sleep rn. I sometimes watch Angelica’s vids for comedy purposes
Don't we all.
And then I fAll asleep
literally me rn
I basically do.👍🏾
Ezra j i’m watching this video at 4 in the afternoon trust me you aren’t the only one who watches it just for watching it 😂😂
“Are you going through like a tough time, like death of family, friends”
Yes
“That’s what we like to hear”
I am too 😕
You okay bro?
I am as well so I hope the best for you at this time
Imagine a family joining the religion and someone dies from one of their dumb rules like not being able to accept blood transfusions
Well,i was kidnapped and exploited by the modern day lettrists who also belonged to the Process church...you know,Armageddon and all that jazz.BUT obviously it could have been much worse with those groovy Gee-hovians!Fortunately nowadays those cultists can´t even approach my flat cos´ the pet spiders will chop´em up nicely.As you might guess, i am financially somewhat dishevelled and have been cursed with few obscure Venusian diseases plus had those great expectations ruthlessly ruined and the doors of perception hammered down.So i am the problem.Yeps,in spite of all this skeletal soil sniffing, those drunken ants still bite my arse,can you imagine that??In the meantime behind the scenes, the humanists are whipping totally innocent people while thunder roars and roars and roars...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we get a second part to the nun with plague video, but it’s coronavirus time?
YES
The recent angel video was the second part
That would be hilarious but it would technically be a part 3 since she posted a part 2 as the nun being an Angel a little while ago
can't get corona when it's modelo time, foo
YES
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
is that haikyuu
Sugar Mommy I’m cackling
Perfect
なに
Yes your profile pic is the best
I CAN JUST TELL THAT MY TRAUMATIZED ASS WILL LOVE THIS
were you part of this 'religion'?
@@gigi-ux7wb yes
@@noemi8324 i feel sorry for you. did you leave it?
@@gigi-ux7wb thank you!! Fortunately I have, it was really hard to do so and I still get very triggered with some topics most people don't because of it
Hope you’re doing well now though! :)
I know this should be funny, but this is actually deep af, like how can she act so good, she's exposing them, but at the same time it seems like she's one of them casually talking about it like it's normal.
She use to be she grew up as one
@@mercedesmoon13 that explains a lot. It was extremely accurate. You can't know so much if you weren't in the religion for a long time or didn't spend many many hours listening to ex-jws.
Me: **cant sleep at 1:00am and has a test tomorrow**
Angelica: have a Jehovah’s Witness asmr
same
me rn wth but it's midnight here lol
6:17 pm in mid america
Omg same
Same but now it's 10 pm here, I'm in the past
Btw english and sociology test tomorrow, it's fine I don't even study
"The harder you close the door the more I enjoy it."
Me: SLAMS DOOR
Her: AAAAAHGHHH (๑ ऀืົཽ₍₍ළ₎₎ ऀืົཽ)✧
Валерия Ким *gently closes door..*
My aunt once told me that she answers the door when JW come to her house, but then she tells them her husband won't allow her to talk to strangers at their door (she does not have a husband). They believe so strongly that women should be submissive to their husbands that they always leave immediately, and usually don't even leave a pamphlet 😂👌
Amazing. I’m just gonna leave a pride flag up. Oh, I’d you have a sign that says ‘apostates and other disfellowshipped welcome’ or ‘we do not allow Mormons/Jehovah witnesses to knock on this door’. Also- my mum showed genuine interest (not in joining but to see what the cult is about) once but told them to come back another day for a conversation and they never came back- but people have them knock constantly after telling them to leave them alone and I don’t know why this is.
Or maybe they're just respectful of what people at the door tell them and aren't in a place to question anybody.
LMFAO
Spider Man
True but they actually do believe women should be submissive to men
@@milkpoptart2308 It's not like they believe men should be tyrants and not take into account their wives opinions. They just believe that as the man of the household, he should have final say. But that doesn't mean run it like a dictatorship. According to the bible, man was created first and woman for man. So it's consistent. Doesn't mean the woman doesn't mean anything.
Me: *just told my JW grandma I didn't want to be a JW*
Angelica: *post this video*
Me: *surprised Pikachu face*
Oh I was so scared when I left the jw community. They're so manipulative. I left 2 years ago, and to this day, my family is convinced, especially my sister who has left before, that I will go back to being jw. Ugh I hate that religion and this video exposes that religion so well.
I’m so glad you got out of there, congrats.
JW traumatized my ass but I'm loving every single second of this
Omg saaame wanna share trauma stories in order to expose JW more? ^-^
Lol SAME
@Ramkkingk i personally dont think they are all bad but the religion is definitely iffy
@Ramkkingk the poor jw followers are almost all brainwashed so of course they aren’t all bad. the religion itself however is a dangerous cult and it and it’s leaders are completely bad :)
POV: you’re the one Jewish family in the neighborhood and these people won’t leave you alone (based on true experiences)
Hahaha, I relate so much
Oh worm
@@frankiewazzaz8965 I have been summoned
iamandasu YES EVERY WEEK LEAVE ME ALONE
B R U H they do this??? What the fuck???
angelica really said "being a jehovah's witness is like a multi level marketing campaign"
It basically is, with the addition that your kids have no choice but to join the campaign as well.
i broke 111😔had to do it to em sis
In the words of the great "no mlm is a good mlm" it doesn't even really matter what they're selling
666 likes
When she coughed *cult* I wheezed 😂😂
listening
My ex husband was raised as a JW, and my father in law actually works as a lawyer for the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. The level of brainwashing is mind boggling, and they get offended because I won't allow them to take my son to the Kingdom Hall.🙃
The amount of love I have for this video is astronomical.😂
is your ex still a jw
@@HN-kr1nf he's not, but he did briefly try to get me join with him around 2012. I noped the eff outta there so quickly😂
Being a JW basically ruined his life. When he was 16, he didn't want to get baptized and his mom freaked out. She sent him from NY to MN live with his dad, who had recently been "dis fellowshipped" himself. His dad was scrambling to do all the things he needed to do to be let back into the JWs and thought that my ex would hurt his chances of getting back in, so he kicked him out. My exes mom was still so upset about my ex not wanting to get baptized that she flew from NY to MN to sign the papers to legally emancipate my ex. My ex basically went off the rails at that point, he felt unloved and unwanted.
His mom had never let him associate with "worldly kids", AKA non JW kids, so he had no social skills to make real friends or set healthy boundaries. He had no family to fall back on because they were crazy JWs. He had no work experience because his mom never let him have a job, because she was worried about all the worldly people he would come in contact with.
He fell in with a really bad crowd and started living in an abandoned building with some other unwanted kids and they all started doing drugs. He never really figured out how to get his shit straight for long periods of time, and refused any mental health services, which is why I kicked him out.
Lisa Borden damn I feel sorry for ya and your ex I hope he find his truth and peace soon, thanks for sharing your story
@kid kidane it's okay, I was really sucked into trying to save him from himself for a long time, but I started going to therapy to help me deal with all the trauma and grief I experienced during my marriage and I'm doing really well now. Thanks!
Ma’am this is a funeral.
Ma'am, this is taco bell
I recently switched to a Catholic school for the first time and Suddenly Angelica is posting a bunch of religious crack videos....
The world is trying to tell me something
Perhaps to run.
@@Heartless_Assassin already on it
What happened? Did you move or something?
@@thedistinguished5255 ya kinda, my dad passed away and I lived with him so I had to move in with my mom
@@alexadorion6238 I wish you the best
I grew up as JW (no longer one), and everything you're saying is accurate. My folks (and others) use to traumatize me about going to the meetings and field service, otherwise, Jehovah was going to murder me in Armageddon for not doing what I was told. When I started to have depression and questioned everything, they would threaten to kick me out of the house, knowing I don't have a car, a job, money to get my own place, and everyone I knew was also JWs (I had no friends outside of the organization because I wasn't allowed to befriend "worldly" people.).
One time at a family party, my grandma saw me with my goatee and told me if I don't cut it, Jehovah's angels are going to destroy me in Armageddon. I thought to myself:
"Really, grandma? Really? Out of all the evil things that are happening in this world, God is going to send his angels to murk me for having hair on my chinny chin chin? Really?"
Currently, I'm the black sheep in the family (some don't talk to me because I'm not going to the meetings. And I still live with my folks due to financial reasons.), and I love it. The elders did a "shepherding call" a few months ago to get me back to the meetings, but I'm not budging.
Unfortunately, I'm the only one who thinks outside of the box in my family. Being a JW also meant that you ignore secular education and politics, because "Jesus is our king" and we shouldn't concern ourselves with what the country/world is doing. (Smh.)
Sad, but It is what it is. I feel more mentally free and more connected with myself because I'm doing what I want and not what others tell me to do.
Scorpricorn Let's get you a Lifetime movie, PRONTO.
@Scorpricorn My family is Catholic but I’m an atheist and yea it’s tough being the black sheep of the family 😅🤦🏻♂️
@@SarbearW That would be nice. I got a lot more to tell. Lol.
Scorpricorn I'd love to hear it sometime :)
@@justinfernandogarcia3572 It is, especially when you're living with a family that tends to remind you how much of a black sheep you are. But being a black sheep has its perks, such as not being brainwashed and being an independent thinker.
I grew up as a Jehovah Witness. I was kicked out of my house from being gay. now my family does not talk to me. It's nice to laugh about it and to see people using humor to criticize them :) thanks for this video 💛
Also the type of things that you say in this video are spot on! Did you ever study the bible with JW? XD
At Least I Tried I’m a JW Witness and so are my parents, they always said they would accept me if I was to come out... I promise not all Jehovah Witnesses are like that I’m sorry that happened to you!
I hope your parents will eventually reach out to you again.
A good friend of mine was kicked out of the house at 17 cause his JW parents found out he was gay.
Initially a elder (? Like i don’t know the names, he was an important man in the community) told him he could stay if he got married to a woman (he basically hinted that he could keep on having sex with whoever he wanted, as long as he had a facade.. he also literally said that plenty of men in the community had done it) but he said no so yeet.
Gladly, a few months later his mom told everyone to fuck off cause she wasn’t abandoning her son, and welcomed him back in the house, and the community complied...
i think she grew up as a JW
"We're the poor man's Scientology"
Ope
Were you a Jehovah's witness? Cause this sounds like someone who grew up in that religion. Because I grew up in that religion
Dude same, she sounds like me haha
Same here
Same but more extreme. Me and my friend use to be Jehovah's witnesses but we went to different congregations. We became friends a few years after I left the religion. We would talk about how our kingdom hall was ran and how everyone was. Her kingdom hall was more relaxed than my kingdom hall. Like she told me when she left the religion they were all sad but they didn't pressure her not even her mom. When I left I got asked a few times by a few people from the kingdom hall why I left. And then for the next 2 years my family threatened to kick me out and go on their rant.
I meant same but what she says is more extreme.*
Same here... Jehovah's witnesses are usually extremely nice but there's a lot of things that I respectfully disagree with that I don't practice it anymore.
These are literally the 8 steps to initiating a cult member
She knows too much to not have been involved in it AND IM LIVING FOR IT!!!! my parents are still in the congregation I have so much trauma bc I was born into this cult. Angelica words can't express how much I love you and admire you and thank you for this
ṇoemi I promise not all of them are this bad. Some people just don’t follow the rules
the iron foot fucking sent me
Yo Gibiiii, loved your last Daisy rp!
"The harder you close the door the more I enjoy it" lmao
k̶i̶n̶k̶y̶
Jehovah witnesses in a nutshell
“I’m not like other girls”
i did not expect this amount of salt but i am living for it! but that "your childrens psyches gonna be marked forever" part hit hard like damn you didnt have to come so hard for me
I used to be a JW. This is giving me serious PTSD, no joke. The teachings really cost my grandma her life recently.
Lyric Edward i dont know anything about JW?? Can someone explain what this ‘teaching’ is 🤷🏼♂️ what do they do? Btw: im so sorry for you and your grandma, thats awful! 😖😣
Thomas my guess is she needed a blood transfusion and had to refuse it, jehovah’s witnesses can’t get blood transfusions or they’ll get disfellowshipped/shunned
Thomas but idk i could be wrong that’s just my guess, sorry if i’m wrong
@@bug593 exactly right!
@@thomas4218 they believe in Jehovah as God and Jesus is his son. They don't believe in hell, and only 144,000 will go to heaven. After Armageddon there will be peace for 1,000 years and then god will let the devil loose on Earth again to see who's loyal. The good people who remain will inhabit the Earth forever. They don't celebrate anything at all. No lgbtq support. You can only be friends with, hang out with, and marry other witnesses. And if you decide you don't want to be apart of it anymore you get disfellowshipped, which means no one from the hall (their Church) is allowed to talk to you; not even your own family. It's kinda like an excommunication until you 'repent' and start following their beliefs again.
This hits too close to home, Angelica.
I was born into a JW family, I'm trying to slowly escape but I'm just preparing myself for the shunning that will happen. You must have a background with JWs as you know the doctrine and terms used in the bOrg.
Anyway thank you for making this and encouraging me to run away 😂
I got disfellowshipped 7 years ago. The shunning hurts at first, but I realized just because I don't want to follow all of their teachings doesn't make me a bad person. I'm not out kicking puppies. So if my parents and grandparents choose to let a religion tell them they can't associate with me then fine, that's their problem. If I'm only going to live once, I'll do it on my terms.
Good luck to you!!!!! I hope you get out and find some peace for yourself. I would say have a place in mind you can stay at.
I hope your doing well and that you're taking care of yourself, good luck living your own life and I hope you get to dd everything that you couldn't before!
“we’re going to paradise, not ALL of us” ... felt that.
This was EXCELLENT Angelica, bravo to you for making this and not censoring yourself and the views you cleverly presented... it's public figures like yourself that help us all retain our sanity
day one of requesting your high goldfish becomes a person and starts giving you therapy.
This sounds like the best thing in the world
libby x Omfg xD
Such request can only be in Angelica’s comments!
And only she can do something like that...
..Properly 🌚👌🏿👌🌝
This sounds beautiful
Flawless
Put it a russian accent and is Klaus
I'm an ex-Mormon. I used to knock on people's doors in San Diego. Ironically, I am convinced now, that the whole experience is a cult tactic that is not interested in actually converting anyone, because you don't, but to instead get the missionary to experience rejection. Young 19 year old kids can't really distinguish between getting rejected personally, and that it is their church that is actually being rejected, and not them, and this reinforces in your mind that all the nonbelievers are evil, because they are rejecting you. This pulls you deeper into the cult.
Likewise, I actually think that pickup artist guys on youtube, like Andrew Tate, actually work much the same way. They give guys really bad advice, that to a naïve guy, sounds like it should work, but instead makes the women feel disgusted at you when you try it in the real world, thus getting you rejected. This reinforces the misogyny that the guy is already getting fed by his so called dating goru, and thus reinforces his faith in the boss incel. He will now be more likely to send more money to the pickup artist/man's rights activist, accept his radical political views, and even start voting the way the guy tells him to vote, or go out and join groups like the Proud Boys where he will be further radicalized.
So, I just want to share my long JE story since I feel like its appropriate here. Angelica presented this in a very goofy way, factual yet entertaining. I want to show the not so funny parts too since they are there.
My mom was kicked out from JW because she had premarital sex with my dad (an atheist) when she was young. Then they got married and had my sister and then me.
Not long after, my mom started going back to meetings and when my parents divorced, she started taking my older sister and I too. From then on I was brainwashed twice a week and forced to preach in extremely hot and cold weather.
From a young age I was told not to communicate with "worldly people" and that anyone who isnt in the religion was going to use me and that they weren't my real friends, only other JWs will truly love me. That's how they get you to stay, you dont learn.
In that religion, I was taught to judge others, to be homophobic, anti social and more. It was only when my adult neighbor whom I was very fond of left the religion when things began to change.
At first I was sad. I wouldnt be allowed to speak to her since if you got kicked out, all communications with you would be ceased (another form of manipulation) however it only applies to baptized JWs. Remember, these were people who raised me
I grew up with them so even the idea of leaving made me guilty.
My sister was pressured to get baptized at a very young age and not even a week afterwards, everyone in the congregation began to ask me when I was gonna get baptized.
Back to my neighbor, it was when she left that made my sister and I realize we could leave. She was the first to leave. I watched my mother mourn because she ACTUALLY believes it's the truth. Not long after, she was being visited by elders to convince her to go back and in a sick frenzy, my mother spent more money than we had on a trip to Uruguay in Hope's of getting my sister to convert back to jw.
It worked and my sister started going back to meetings. I had been contemplating leaving in my time in Uruguay. Later of that same year in the fall, my mom after a meeting began talking about the next one. I mustered enough courage to tell her, "I'm not going to the next meeting" I still remember how silent the halls of our apartment complex got. It was cold. and at first she didnt believe me. She thought I was messing around with her. I told her "no. I'm serious. I dont want to go to meetings anymore. I no longer want to preach. I dont want to be a JW." Then she tried to comprise she asked me if it was because I didn't like Spanish, that should try an english congregation so I understand better. I told her no. Then she got angry, telling me I had to go.
Heres another thing about JW. Theres a lot of pressure on parents to raise their kids "right". Had their kids strayed from the "truth" that they did something wrong. My mom Raised me well, she didnt do anything wrong, I just simply didnt agree with their ideals.
My mom was in denial after that. Shed her angry when we didnt get dressed for meetings, then she would mourn, and then she gave up. She was defeated and I watched her leave the house alone and sad and broken. It hurts me just thinking about it, and I wish there was a way to NOT hurt her, but her faith in JW was too strong.
Then, i was visited by elders.
They spoke to me, my mom cried, and did everything in power go hold everything back, to appear unfazed.
"Monster" my own mother called me a monster. I weeped for hours in my room after that.
A few my months later my sister, after being threatened to be forced to cut ties with everyone and be expelled from the religion, began to go to meetings again. This time, she got really involved.
So, it was just me, and I became several times happier. My grades went up, my appearance improved, and I had never been happier. I have a passion for music, but I hate church music, and I didn't like to sing at home because someone always there. Finally being able to just sing was so cleansing, I felt free. Occasionally, my sister would tell me, a strange twisted attempt to try to get me to go back to the meetings, "you're going to go back, you're living my story, so you might as well save mom the trouble and start going back now." And everytime I'd think the same thing: "you're missing the essential variable. You'rebaptized, I'm not." Had I been baptized, its likely I would be a JW.
Well, fast forward to next summer and I realize that I'm bi(def cant go back now). I tell my sister and she immediately uses it against me. When my sister left, she had been questioning and my mom threatened to kick her out of the house for being a homosexual (which she is not. It was a dumb rumor started by my crazy JW aunt). I was obviously frightened. I did everything she told me to do for a while after that.
Fast forward to spring break, I go to six flags with my moms JW friends. Since then, they'd been quite passive, only occasionally asking if they'd be seeing me Sunday. But this day wasdifferent. one of the elders was determined to get me to go back. While staying in a line waiting for a ride, he harshly grabs my arm, he began to throw questions my way. "Why did you leave? When are you coming back? Dont you miss everyone?" I tried to pull my hand, he didnt budge, I was losing my sister and her friend, they were going up the line and I was starting to fall back with the elder. I tried getting my hamd out again while half heartedly giving answers with no direct response.
Thank goodness my sisters friend was there. She called my name so I'd catch up and I had an e cause to tear my arm away full force without looking rude. I still remember the redness of my rm where he had grabbed me.
Ever since then, not much has happened. Sometimes I'm asked if I'll be seen at a meeting, and they never get a direct response. But even now, whenever I hear one of their church songs, I'm ready to burst in tears, thinking about all the damage I must have caused. If there was a way to repair my mother without having to go back to being a JW I would.
Well, that covers some of it, I have a whole lot that is prefer to just say in person. Especially since I've been typing this out a solid 20-30 minutes.
Me, a Catholic standing at the front door:...
Angelica: So you wanna join???
Me, slowly backing up and getting ready to run: I'll take it into consideration...
Mare B I am Catholic too, Catholic Crew!
@@meermeer6882 me too!!!
I cant put my finger on it. It's either Angelica fell down a massive JW rabbit hole recently or she has some history with them. This was so funny tho lol.
Leo Ruiz I feel some rage in this video
JuLaJu 321 I think that she’s passionate about how a lot of Christians use their religion to oppress people and spread hate and how a lot of it is corrupt and hurts people more than helps them, when you really get into how hurtful and damaging it can be it is really angering and upsetting
@@emmuhlu Facts
I have no history with them but my passion is stuff like manipulation, marketing, sects and cults, unethical abuse of weaknesses of human brain... So I can't stand JWs or Scientology or LDS church and so on...
Gevell Torturer nope, she used to be JW
Nice but where's the life is a party and you're the pinata roleplay
Nobody: ...
Castiel when he becomes god:
lmaooo im dead
Omg yes. Just watched it😂😂😂😂
asmr ~ your period packs for a nine-month vacation
Ruby Jayne then it gives you that annoying 18 year ramble about how she misses it so much and wants to go back
ꨄDEAD ALIVEꨄ lmaoo perfect
The level of spot on-ness is wild. For people who are like “huh?” Or “I met some JWs and they weren’t like that!” check out Alexandra Stein’s work on cults and attachment. 👏🏼
- an ex JW
fivvyfavvy except they aren’t all like that
@@bestie9744 well they promote the movment that IS like that. Amd that makes them complicid
You seriously need an agent because you have this actress inside you that just wants to get out. 🤩
seeing this reminds me of the fight me and my grandma (she has been a Jehovah’s Witness since she was a kid) had a few months ago.. what she said still sticks with me. ‘ if you believed in god, your life wouldn’t have so many problems. ‘
Maybe my life wouldn’t be so problematic if you weren’t pressuring me into religion for most of my life??
anyway, now im going to enjoy the asmr and go to bed
omg I used to be a Jehovah Witness!!! will this make me go to sleep just like it did back in bible studies?
my mum was raised as a jw and spends all of her life trying to convince people that it’s more a cult than a religion. It really ruined so much of her life and it makes me so happy i could cry to see someone address how awful they are. Thank you for so so much for posting this 💕
If it was Angelica who asked me to join her relig(cult)ion I would be like sign me up!!!!
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*thats all i have to say!¡!*
* mormans and jehovah's witness showing up at my door to "save me" *
me, a pagan : 😐
me: *has a family full of pagan hating jehovah witnesses*
also me: *secretly a pagan* 🤐
I feel your pain.
I really thought it said vegan and was questioning if that was a new religion
SoRandom Girl with the amount of preaching they do, it might as well be
*Me casually writing all this down to use as general psychological analyses in future debate speeches*
Hi ex JW here:) ♡
Dads side of the family is shunning me, havent seen my brother in 4 years, but still making it, love you (: this is the best, good happy tears of joy that I left
Also just from the energy I can feel from you, and your type of humor, you grew up a JW, it makes sense why I love and relate to you so much ♡
"We are the chosen ones."
-Angelica, 2020
this hit a lil too close to home
I just adore you Angelica
“They love this book” *doesn’t even look at phone because I already know it’s Lolita*
*deep sigh* I’m Australian
what is it about? Im confused as an middle easterner, culture shock at its finest 🤔
@@duru1364 Pedophilia
@@sweetiepie5587 ohhhh well
The lower register voice from about 7:39 gave me the first genuine tingles I’ve had in months, I’d love to hear more of that in future videos!
Video suggestion: “You get treated for the Coronavirus (we’re in North Korea)”
why north korea tho
@@cosmikgleam because there was a headline or whatever that someone there had it and they were executed
More like "You get treated BY the coronavirus"
Can You Don't executed?! Jeez
Or "Im the Corona Virus and im invading your body"
This is almost as offensive as the Michael Jackson video and I LOVE IT!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS!!!!!
This video: Jehovah’s Witness
Me, a gay: h
egg rolls same
I *was* a Jehovah’s Witness, then dropped it like its hot so here’s the tea: So the reasoning behind the house visits is to “spread the word” there were really great members of the congregations I had to visit but to be honest it felt somewhat cult like , due to the fact of you commit a certain “sin” or something like that your literally shunned from the church until you can make it right . The Bible sessions were somewhat intense because we were given magazines and *literally* had to break down every sentence and word to find its real meaning. Services lasted for about 2-3 hours but trying to get out of the church took about another hour or so due to everybody talking to you, sharing there life story , asking for yours , talking about lunch , literally everything that crosses there mind. Ask questions bc why not . I’m not religious anymore 😐
I've heard that birthday celebrations aren't allowed in JW. Are baby showers also banned?
J. C. No. We love baby showers
And then they expect u to do at least 3 hours of witnessing during week days like tf ppl have lives you know
I'm replaying certain parts over and over, and slowly realising the horror
Oh my God this is so hilarious I grew up as a Jehovah's Witness and this is so true! they take advantage of people in horrible situations and make light of what they're going through. I feel like s*** for even participating as a child. Although I was forced to participate.
Your research game is on point, that was scarily accurate. 10/10, would be relaxed through traumatizing childhood memories again.
Can those in the comments, who are copying and pasting their comments (thereby spamming the chat to be seen), please cease and desist. I understand that you are offended, but this video is aware that it is controversial.
“No religion is the new religion.”
-Belly & The Weekend
She said she don't believe in God but her shoes Christian
I really love this woman, she always makes me smile, even when everything seems to be goong to shit. For real, Angelica, in case you are reading this: You are great, thank you for everything you do ❤
me : i was a jehovah's witness as a kid maybe this will be funny
me by the end of the video : literally crying and re-traumatized by my childhood
So I posted something on my Instagram story on the day of the anniversary of my mother death and I said something along the lines of I hope she resting well in heaven and a girl dm me said that I was wrong for saying she was in heaven and that what I believe
In was wrong and tried to convert me to a Jehovah’s Witness by telling me that I was wrong for saying I hoped my mother was resting well in heaven
Wow this took me back to my childhood going along to Jehovah's Witness meetings and going door to door. Even brought back the memory that I used to have my own illustrated book of bible story's that I used to love reading. Couldn't wait to be 16 so I could get baptized either... Happy times. *sigh*
...of course, total cult.
I remember in elementary school i had a jehovas witness in my class and because of that person we were not allowed to have christmas or any holiday parties or birthday parties when all the other classes could. They also did not go on any field trips or do anything fun in school because they were a jehovas witness
My dad (who has his degree in theology) once beat a Jehovah’s Witness who tried to get us into their whole “ya know”. It was fun to se that lady stumble by having facts thrown in her face
I would open my door to Angelica any day
I always wonder how this is considered ASMR bc she’s not whispering then I wake up the next morning with my AirPods out my ears and my covers all over the place and realize that she’s the only person that can just talk about random bs in a normal/soft spoken voice and make me fall asleep😂
My grandparents have JW since forever and took to the kingdom hall (JW church) since forever and this is absolute comedy. 👏I👏Love👏this👏. Everythings on point. Keep up the good work 👍
The cough cult is 🥵👌
Me trying to socialize: "hey *leaves*" 0:01
This reminds me of the time I failed my science benchmark because a JW was trying to recruit me the whole time, so I had a crap ton of extra science work the next semester.
I'M STILL NOT OVER IT, *BECCA*
Angelica: yo so I started this cult-
Me: I'm down. Sign me up sis
A Witness when they climb through my window and see me studying at my desk for midterms
Spent the first 20 years of my life as a JW and I could not believe how spot-on this was. Great job!
the mormon energy this has ....
“If you’re scared of hell 🤟🏼😜✌🏼 aha join us”
wow ok wow
Imagine having a place you vent your frustrations and people watch thinking its content is for them
I grew up a Jehovah's Witness... Needless to say I hate my family
Oh..
Disclaimer: I don't hate my family, though I do hate that they put me through that, and made me feel the way that I did during that time. I have love for all people, even the bad ones.
the way i was so relaxed yet TRAUMATIZED AT THE SAME TIME AJDJSJ thank you for this 😌
this activated my fight or flight response
Grew up as a Jehovah's Witness, this is hilarious! accurate btw
I remember one time I was carving pumpkins on Halloween and the JW came up to me (I was about 9) and I was alone and they asked me if I was scared of dying and I said yes and so they stated rambling but I tried to explain I was Christian but they didn’t leave me alone so 9 year old me got scared and told my mom the fbi asked me if I was scared of dying and that only few people were chosen to go to heaven. That’s when she didn’t let me outside alone anymore
As an ex-Jehovah's witness I can confirm everything. 30 seconds in and it's 100% accurate.
As an exjw atheist, this is hilarious
Myname MyNameTwo I’m a Catholic in the Uk, idk whether it’s an American thing but why does there seem to be A FUCCIN MILLION JWs that knock on your door every two seconds lmao
Funny story: a few months back i was outside practicing soccer and i see two jehovah witness slowly making their way throughout my street. i was hoping they wouldnt see or stop to talk to me. but they saw and came and next thing ik im playing soccer with jehovah witness for nearly an hour or more.
George with a G aww but thats sweet though
It's funny, I was still an active JW when I found this. I legitimately unsubscribed over it. Then a few weeks later I mentally left the JWs and now I'm laughing my ass off
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I revisit this visit so often please never delete or unlist it 😭💖
I have family that joined JW and tried to convert me too. The first thing that threw me off was the blood-thing, but they tried to wrap it in a "Your body, your rules"-thing. Eh, sure, whatever. Could be worse. Then they found out about me being bi and began to throw a constant barrage of curses, slurs, telling me I'm ending up in hell with other gays and similar sinners (note: they did not nor "real" sins like murder and stuff) and my first thought was not "that's so rude, why are you so mean to me?", but "tbh hanging out in a warm climate with probably shirtless disasters like Julie d'Aubigny, Freddie Mercury and Sappho sounds kinda cool tho". This was 14 years ago and I'm still writing them nice birthday wishes every year just to spite them.
[Edit] The more I read here in the comments, the more I have to conclude that those family-members were really shitty people first and newly joined Jehova's Witnesses second. But still, it doesn't change a bit about how I think about them and JWs as a whole.
Jasmine Dodd dude I really don‘t know in what they believe or not and in part I don’t even care this much, because this whole organisation is weird af. My parents were Christians back then, maybe they used this as part to convince a little kid to join a definitely not-cult via scare tactics?
JustSchramme This sounds extremely unlikely as Jehovah’s witnesses are pretty strict about not swearing, using slurs, or cursing. A real Jehovah’s Witness would NEVER do any of those things. Plus the other commenter is right, they don’t, and never have, believed in hell. Plus they’re still people who believe the main principal of life is unconditional love and they’d never do that to anyone, let alone a child.
@@carrotsticksandhoumous I fully agree with you on that front. Over time I met a few Jehova's Witnesses that were born into that all and those people were so incredibly nice, it always felt like they were acting like that since my first contact to JW was so vile. I think it had to do with them trying to over compensate, since they just recently joined JW back then. Or, they were simply shitty people that used the mantle of their religion to make a kid feel bad.. idk
I recently lost my whole family to them (shunned/excommunicated because i chose my own husband instead of letting my dad whose an elder pick one for me #arrangemarriegesarestillalive) so I’ve been kinda struggling with resentment towards them but this video hold so much truth in a comedic way that I feel a little more at peace. Thanks you @angelica
One time these two old ladies came to my door and started talking about the end of the world and God and stuff
And then after they left I looked at the flyer they gave me and realised "holy shit they were tryna make me join a cult"
27 seconds in and you already hit the nail on the head 😂 As an exjw myself I was pretty impressed with how hilariously accurate this is. You have either done some very good research or have first hand experience with this cult. Either way thanks for the laughs!
Edit: I wanted to add, you are literally my favorite!! (super dramatic I know, but I could do no less for the most dramatic person I know). I have been watching your videos for so long, I am always so impressed with how talented and funny your videos are. If you turned out to also be an exjw I think I would loose my noodle haha but even if you aren't I'm still very impressed with your knowledge about the organization. This is some grade-a "un-witnessing" you got going on here!
Keep up the great work! I always look forward to new videos 😁❤
Teacher: *going way to fast*
Me: *thinking to myself **10:11*
JW: **knocks**
Me: **Loads rifle with Communist intent**
Video title idea “you are a coronavirus cell, and I am hand sanitizer”
Biological pedantry alert 🚨
Coronavirus is a virus, and so does not form cells 🦠 it’s why viruses are technically not considered alive
Pedantry over 👌
Acute Corvidity ahh I C
If you’re on a cult kick, I’d recommend a Charles Manson RP.