"50% germ free " "I was lying your jaw is just normal" "I consider acne the braille of the face" "Put on chapstick that's what it tore" "We don't keep band aids we are too poor here" "let me count the pulse inside your noise" "I have to keep this glove sanitary for the next person" -the poor face doktor
“ah. found you. right there. top line. so proud of you. you made it all the way to the top. started from the bottom now you’re there.” -angelica 2017, face examinist.
That line was hilarious but then I started thinking about the process of rewriting and changing the order of the list in order to move the soonest appointments to the top. Kinda cancelled out her whole rant about order for me lol
I love the attitude she has in this. It's like shes thinking: *I wasted 12 years of my life in medical school to determine what any functioning human being who has watched Sesame Street growing up can determine in 10 seconds.*
I’d love for you to do a video like “Self Confidence workshop with Narcissus” I feel like you’d pull off the humour perfectly, and also drop some ancient knowledge
“We’ve never had two gloves in this profession because we’re poor, but do not worry you will be 50% germ free” “I keep bandaids, just kidding we’re too poor for that” fngngng oh my god ME
In the middle of the video I stopped and I said to myself “what the heck is an oblique angle?” Then I said “isn’t it obtuse?” But I wouldn’t know Bc I’m horrible at math
"Some might argue that you have a third eye in your forehead, I would argue their on drugs, and I would usually be correct" -A Facial Examiner (Excuse me a face examinist)
I must say as a sufferer of adult acne myself, I love the idea of it being known as 'Alien Braille / Braille of the Face'. I love that you came up with that tangent and train of thought so quickly. Well done. I never thought I'd actually feel happy to have adult acne; but that comment really put a smile on my face (interspersed with jawline pimples, haha). :)
I love her entire account because a lot of her videos are funny rps and I love funny rps they are my favorite they are much more relaxing to me and help me sleep better
"You can easily be transported from your eyebrows... off a cliff." Plot twist💀and then when she said "they're not even eyebrows, they're art drawings... everything checked out minus your eyebrows for attendance"
Can we take up a collection or do a kickstarter or something to buy her another glove? Maybe even a whole box? And get her glasses nosepad fixed??? Where are the philanthropists when we need them????
“I’m not stepping on any toes.” I leave that to the podiatrists. “Those aren’t eyebrows, they’re eyedrawers”. “It’s okay though, at least I YOLO’d”. “Throughout my life.”
9:50 Angelica:Okay so now I just want you to like widen your mouth like this Me:I-I don’t think I can do tha- Agelica:You know what I’ll just move the skin Me:Wait wha- Angelica:How far can you go, how far can you go, how far can you go Me:I feel like you broke my mouth at this point but- Angelica:Okay that’s pretty darn far. Now there is a little bit of blood and that’s probably because I made a tear in your skin Me:So now I’m the joker, or what’s going on here Angelica:Just put on chapstick that’s why it happened anyways Me:...Okay then....just...okay....
Bruuuuh...tell me why exactly as Angelica said "that's just the devil blowing air into this room" there was a breeze in the office and my hair started blowing around. 😑😕😵
how she doesn't flinch let alone laugh at her own jokes is beyond me! I'll be tryna sleep and then burst out laughing instead -- angelica has created humourous relaxation and i love it
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I legit can’t stop watching this
Gibi ASMR wasgood blood
Hi Gibi!
Gibi ASMR I love you!!💕🤩
Same its so addictive for some reason
GIBI!
“sometimes people throw nicknames at me and i’m like excuse me we’re not friends” mood tbh
dandelioncleo sameee
I hate reading comments about things in the video and the video plays the exact line the comment is referencing. It creeps me out
You mean their nicknames that they prefered to be called, or giving you a nickname to call you?
I read this as Angelica said it
Thats rude. People just tryna be friendly
"50% germ free "
"I was lying your jaw is just normal"
"I consider acne the braille of the face"
"Put on chapstick that's what it tore"
"We don't keep band aids we are too poor here"
"let me count the pulse inside your noise"
"I have to keep this glove sanitary for the next person"
-the poor face doktor
ᒪOᒪ " I ᕼᗩᐯE TO KEEᑭ TᕼEᔕE GᒪOᐯE ᑕᒪEᗩᑎ ᖴOᖇ TᕼE ᑎE᙭T ᑭEᖇᔕOᑎ "
"I'm basically a real estate for the face."
“ íՏ Եհɑե վօմɾ ӏҽցɑӏ ղɑʍҽ ?"
"ℑ 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔲𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔡𝔯𝔲𝔤𝔰...𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ'𝔡 𝔟𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔱."
Yep that IS a bridge. You can easily be transported from your eyebrows straight off a cliff. ,😂
“this hand has never touched anyone’s face” *“this hand has touched people’s faces”* **slaps both hands together**
I noticed that too!
egg rolls cOnTaMiNaTiOn
And this was how corona came around
@@jamiedrama521 if u said that 4 yrs ago i woukx be scared how you know.
@@Ty_288 fr tho 😃
I don't think anyone will ever blend comedy and ASMR as well as Angelica.
tannerpickle no one can, she has a special unique talent
Ikr! No one does it like Angelic!
Haha I also came here to say it's a tie between her and Southern. Both amazingly funny while still tingle-inducing.
tannerpickle Ephemeral Rift. Slim Whispers
The Chonga girls and fruitypoppin/ pika pika bitch girl
“I don’t know my left from my right. I’m a doctor, not a real estate agent.”
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Ha
Hah
Haha
Hahah
Hahaha
Hahahah
Hahaha
Hahah
Haha
Hah
Ha
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"I'm basically a real estate for the face"
Make up your mind Angelica :0
I AM DEAD
900th like XD
@@artisticfur6499 *I T ' S F R E E R E A L E S T A T E*
"12 years of medical school" more like 12 years at Azkaban
OMG HARRY POTTER!!!!
I HAVE DONE MY WAITING
12 YEARS OF IT!!
IN AZKABAN
what does that have to do with it?
I was already dead when she said oblique instead of obtuse lol
😂😂😂
"ill see where your oblique angle is"
I just thought it was American
oblique is also a type of angle
I feel like you could be 16 but also could be 25 I have no idea
Swizzl Godso YES
Perhap she's twenty sixteen.
@@wolfiehampton727 i'm cackling
Im thinkin' 18 or 19, maybe even 20
People tell me this too, all the time. XD
"Acne is the Braille of your face" MY GOD I LOVE THIS WOMAN
Liz J IT SEEMS MY FACE IS THE ENTIRETY OF WAR AND PEACE THEN
xXCamicakeXx SAME
@@xxcamicakexx4727 I-
My acne says kill me
“ah. found you. right there. top line. so proud of you. you made it all the way to the top. started from the bottom now you’re there.”
-angelica 2017, face examinist.
That line was hilarious but then I started thinking about the process of rewriting and changing the order of the list in order to move the soonest appointments to the top. Kinda cancelled out her whole rant about order for me lol
I ruined the 69 likes-
I was about to fall asleep until she said “ears: the feet of your face” and I got up so quickly
Gisela Martinez
lmao
but is she wrong
LMFAOOOO
Shit who else had to go all the way back home and call her to make an appointment?
NoahNeverSleeps no
NoahNeverSleeps not me
NoahNeverSleeps shit i did
I didnt have an appointment I stayed anyway tho
Me 😩
“My nose is a-cute” was so adorable
I legit can't stop laughing to this
Me too lol
My Eyeballs! D:
*_triggered rambling about needing to be organised_*
I love this woman already and we haven’t even gotten to the exam yet
"Your forehead is quite expansive"
Holy shit, I'm JacksFilms
Alextromagnetic
Me Me Big Boy?
I love seeing jack roasts even on asmr vids
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Really? I'm apparently Brendon Urie
@@WeirdnessMaster FUCK
Angelica: *says my jaw is sharp*
Me: ehehehehe *laughs while my double chin is showing*
Thank you for existing xD
Me
Y’all that’s a mood 😂
LOL
same omg
"Sometimes people throw nicknames at me and I'm like 'Excuse me, we're not friends'."
That is literally a m o o d
I love the attitude she has in this. It's like shes thinking:
*I wasted 12 years of my life in medical school to determine what any functioning human being who has watched Sesame Street growing up can determine in 10 seconds.*
I’d love for you to do a video like “Self Confidence workshop with Narcissus” I feel like you’d pull off the humour perfectly, and also drop some ancient knowledge
I would suggest she make a Sissyphus video but I'm afraid that if she did, it would never successfully upload. :-D
Oh god that's fantastic
That’s an amazing idea!!! I hope she sees this.
CosimasNiehaus yes!
ordinaryaverageguy would a Tantalus video be one where it starts, buffers for ages and then quits?
"Let me see your eyebrows, almost non existent"
Ooo it's so acurate oh my
KittyKat Novak I’m a ginger so yeah too real
Ugh same
Samme
Unfortunately mine use to be beautiful, but hormones after 3 kids.... they are almost gone. It's all true. Eye drawings for me. :(
KittyKat Novak I have dark ones and a good shape 😂
when she spends like 20 minutes talking about alien acne braille
*hand with glove on*
This hand has never touched anyone's face. This hand on the other hand...
*puts hands together*
Me: NO!! 😲😂
“Now lemme see your eyebrows.. almost nonexistent. Wow” this was too real I’m sobbing
When she said 'except your eyebrows which were not in attendance' I was like 'you really had to go there'... :D
When you hit us with that alien acne brail stuff I immediately had a mid life crisis and felt inclined to ask a blind person to read my acne
im shook at that alien acne brail conspiracy theory
"I had to go to twelve years of school for this." So... 1-12 grade school.
Angelica acknowledging the fact that her face is literally perfect is the quality shit I look for 👌🏽
And don't forget to mention her acute nose! :-D
“Started from the bottom now you’re there”
I died 😂😂
STOP LOOKING AT THE COMMENTS AND GO TO SLEEP
Don't tell me what to do!!!
what if I said no
I
Mean
Uhm
*no*
*no as in no one asked my opinion*
NO
Dont tell me what to do mom!!
Your Right tho
I'm trying!
This video is funny af. Imma subscribe because she very hilarious and relaxing.
“We’ve never had two gloves in this profession because we’re poor, but do not worry you will be 50% germ free”
“I keep bandaids, just kidding we’re too poor for that” fngngng oh my god ME
Angelica: *inspects nose* two holes! Let me put my fingers in them
I broke at that line haha
when she started couting i died
I lost it lol
"So I'm going to be examining your face"
*continues to go off on alien braille and hidden messages of acne*
“I don’t know left and right, I’m a doctor not a real estate agent. Or what is it called? A SAILOR!”
😂
Angelica, you are wonderfully crazy.
You got your second
you got cha third 🥳
You now have your fourth 🤠
U got cha fifth
You got your sixth!
I love how you always look like you know absolutely what you are talking about , the character feels natural
In the middle of the video I stopped and I said to myself “what the heck is an oblique angle?”
Then I said “isn’t it obtuse?” But I wouldn’t know Bc I’m horrible at math
it is obtuse thats what i was thinking
That's the fat triangle
Oblique is the name of the muscles on the side of your torso 😂
an oblique angle is any angle that isn't 90 degrees, apparently.
@@GorpGlop you mean "thicc", don't hurt it's feelings
"Potato head or Picasso wannabe's"
U just described my every feature in five words....smh
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
I have never been so hyped to have acne.
what a mood
Lol
#BuyAngelicaAnotherGlove2017
Its 2018 now
Welp, we failed. Maybe 2019
And now that they all know it needs 2019, we're moving it to 2020
Idk what you guys are talking about. It's 3048, get it right.
@@yeem0trash969 you get it right dummy
"Some might argue that you have a third eye in your forehead, I would argue their on drugs, and I would usually be correct"
-A Facial Examiner
(Excuse me a face examinist)
Nobody:
Angelica: *aha, m e d I c a l j o k e s*
“Almost made me bleed my own blood”😂
"how dare you make me bleed my own blood!"
Ya know like bleed other people's blood
Yep.... that's a bridge....
You can easily be transported from your eyebrows off a cliff
I'M HOLLERING
yeet falsettos n shit 👀👀thats a nice icon u have there 👀👀
*don’t you love it when facial examinists count your pulse for an entire minute through your nose*
I feel attacked, yet right at home with all this sarcasm.
“Excuse me, we’re not friends.”
"Started from the bottom and now you're there." I was cracking up.
This is one of the first ever ASMR videos I saw, and, obviously, the first video I saw of Angelica, and I have _never_ regretted it ❤
“Let me see your eyebrows, almost non existent” sorry But mine are bushier then a...well.... a *bush* ?
I don’t think anyone understands how hype I get when Angelica uploads a video
Omg SAME WJWKDMFMN
Beach! Bitch? Beach!! Bitch??
a fangirlaholic ikr and i also love your profile and username..just needed to get that out there ✌️
'No toes were stepped on in the making of this video'
"And I don't need any more disorder in my life"
Me: I'm sorry about your divorce.
The sarcasm in this role play is on point 💕 I love watching your videos
This is the best acne positivity I've ever heard
I love the sassiness of your characters lmao
I must say as a sufferer of adult acne myself, I love the idea of it being known as 'Alien Braille / Braille of the Face'. I love that you came up with that tangent and train of thought so quickly. Well done. I never thought I'd actually feel happy to have adult acne; but that comment really put a smile on my face (interspersed with jawline pimples, haha). :)
This is just...magical. The ghost of rage in your eyes when you were talking about appointments is too relatable.
Honestly her getting triggered about the appointment is me getting triggered with school
I need to study for my finals, but this also helps
VMG_RATTPACK SAME
VMG_RATTPACK oooh logic fan 🔥
This was a month ago but I hope you did well :)
the logic fan found DOOM
I love the sass,humor, and hate in her voice
I love her entire account because a lot of her videos are funny rps and I love funny rps they are my favorite they are much more relaxing to me and help me sleep better
"Thats about 7 inches" damn girl u examining a snake?
Rae Hall
Read your comment without any sort of context
Rae Hall ahem 🍆
My poor poor mind
*cough* tds
Oh man.
i am. CRYING . this is pure art . such art .
It took me the whole video to realize her glasses are glassless
This is one of my favorite of Angelica’s videos. I can never fall asleep to it because it makes me laugh too hard but it’s a great way to relax myself
I think she likes The Doors
Alex DeLarge really what gives it away ???😁
I would say that theyre not even worthy of shiny the shoes of the Who, but I was always told to not slam the Doors
One thing (amongst many) that Angelica and I have in common! She has fantastic taste.
Lucy Gillespie yes is great
LMAO
"You can easily be transported from your eyebrows... off a cliff." Plot twist💀and then when she said "they're not even eyebrows, they're art drawings... everything checked out minus your eyebrows for attendance"
STOOOOOOP
I've been getting bored watching asmr lately and this just cured me.
thank you, you angel
I fucking love your videos. They never fail to make me laugh and relax at the same time. Thank you! 💜
Can we take up a collection or do a kickstarter or something to buy her another glove? Maybe even a whole box?
And get her glasses nosepad fixed???
Where are the philanthropists when we need them????
Glad someone else noticed the glasses
Nobody expects The Facial Examinist!
atticstattic AH no one expects the spanish inquisition!!!
my virgo moon is quaking at the intense need for order in this video
everything.emma here’s a reply for you, you wonderful human being
honestly angelica is such a relatable person in general like ppl comment quotes that she has said and I’m over here, I feel everything she says😂😂
omg i love me some very funny asmr that doesnt put me to sleep but put me in a good mood
I LOVE it when Angelica adds comedic elements in her videos
Im sobbing the whole beginning was such a mood.
“Started from the bottom now your there”😭
"I think it's acute... my nose is A-CUTE." 😉 You slay me.
I would call the people on the posters behind you 'ugly, untalented, and unsuccessful" but I was told to not slam the Doors
Jordan Luxton badumbum
Yes, let's not allow those posters to make us... unhinged.
"oh tahts just the devil"
Me: **invites friends over**
Friends: wHTS TAHT sound?
Me: oh thAT? THATS just the devi;
Me: Oh my god, help me I just got stabbed, I'm gonna die!
Her: okay but DO U HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?!?!
the aliens scribing a message of warning on your face using acne brail - Angelica 2017
Leave the premises go back to your house call me and make an appointment. *me when some one tries to talk to me*
“I’m not stepping on any toes.” I leave that to the podiatrists.
“Those aren’t eyebrows, they’re eyedrawers”.
“It’s okay though, at least I YOLO’d”. “Throughout my life.”
"It's just empty .. like my soul"
I'm died 😂😂
how am i supposed to relax when u make me crack up laughing every two seconds missy... who am i kidding im still relaxin
Did you mean...obtuse...
I swear I thought I was crazy
"Oblique angle" can refer to an obtuse angle. It's basically any angle that isn't a right angle. But, I was actually wondering the same, lol.
*RUBBER GOOSE, GREEN MOOSE, GUAVA JUICE*
I WAS THINKING THE SAME
Lol I was gonna point that out too 😂 but I thought I would be wrong
11p.m. trying to fall sleep when I find Angelica...well, now I can’t stop laughing 😂
9:50
Angelica:Okay so now I just want you to like widen your mouth like this
Me:I-I don’t think I can do tha-
Agelica:You know what I’ll just move the skin
Me:Wait wha-
Angelica:How far can you go, how far can you go, how far can you go
Me:I feel like you broke my mouth at this point but-
Angelica:Okay that’s pretty darn far. Now there is a little bit of blood and that’s probably because I made a tear in your skin
Me:So now I’m the joker, or what’s going on here
Angelica:Just put on chapstick that’s why it happened anyways
Me:...Okay then....just...okay....
2:06 priceless
Bruuuuh...tell me why exactly as Angelica said "that's just the devil blowing air into this room" there was a breeze in the office and my hair started blowing around. 😑😕😵
Jasmine Seals
Well I mean that’s just the devil blowing air into your office
Loool
I love how she's basically the most sarcastic doctor I've ever heard
I can't tell if she thought it was an oblique angle or if she's just in character
It’s time to FACE the facts, you’ll never be organized.
F13RY0N5L4UGHT I'm sure she'll find someway to SEE that
Don't.
i hate it...
The dry humor is what make these so enjoyable and unique 😂💕
"Let me see your eyebrows, almost nonexistent."
surprisingly, can't relate. mine are so dark tbh
how she doesn't flinch let alone laugh at her own jokes is beyond me! I'll be tryna sleep and then burst out laughing instead -- angelica has created humourous relaxation and i love it