Def Poetry - Dave Chappelle - Korean Store Poem

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  • @andreagassicheung
    @andreagassicheung 12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The thing which makes Dave Chappelle BRILLIANT is that his materials are thought provoking. He does not have to swear to make people laugh. He is an exception.

  • @kingghxstgaming
    @kingghxstgaming 11 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "If it sucks ..you ask for it" lol got to remember that

  • @TheAshube9
    @TheAshube9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Best poem ever, still undefeated. Timeless

  • @moreethan2761
    @moreethan2761 10 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Even though I don't generalize, I do do %es and averages ~Genius

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Better rhyms than Lil' Wayne

    • @joshg2616
      @joshg2616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That can also apply to racial profiling. But that's considered wrong.

    • @louisxvii2137
      @louisxvii2137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      percentages*

    • @johnvenuti1844
      @johnvenuti1844 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh G congrats for understanding the joke

    • @YankeeNationalist
      @YankeeNationalist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      like 13/50

  • @Barbados190
    @Barbados190 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    damn you know Dave is a god when he can crack a joke and still have a moral to it.

    • @aminhamiti7142
      @aminhamiti7142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's not a god . He's a human

    • @allbottledup9513
      @allbottledup9513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aminhamiti7142 No he is the one true god

  • @CheStillFighting
    @CheStillFighting 10 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    The first 55 seconds: The history of democracy in the United States.
    Particularly when we know he already chose which poem to read before this reading.

    • @OTHERVERSETCG
      @OTHERVERSETCG 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can i favorite a comment?

    • @Pirosbor
      @Pirosbor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ah...the illusion of choice lol

    • @DeezNuts-qx2qm
      @DeezNuts-qx2qm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pirosbor you have opened my eyes for a mins 👍👍

    • @OTHERVERSETCG
      @OTHERVERSETCG 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      nacxilt Zuniga yaya 2 years later!!

    • @andrestamps1711
      @andrestamps1711 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      charle murphy

  • @tozomona
    @tozomona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'm Korean and I love you Dave!!! You're brilliant and I get it about the Korean store owners. They're not all like that.

    • @garsayfsomali
      @garsayfsomali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Obviously they’re not all like that

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, they are.

    • @mrlofi333
      @mrlofi333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@negativeindustrial lol

    • @ed5141
      @ed5141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's there to get? Good reason why Korean storeowners follow them around, they steal like crazy.

    • @steveh5307
      @steveh5307 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@negativeindustrialStop stealing then. Oh not all of you do? What did Dave say about averages and statistics and generalizations? Aw shiet gotcha bish! 🤣🤦‍♂️

  • @ookodavid
    @ookodavid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This performance made me a Chappelle fan. So simple, several laugh triggers. But in the end, when you really come to think about it, really think and see the world in it, it sure makes you want to cry. But it's so tragically absurd you can't cry, so you laugh!

  • @luismendoza6991
    @luismendoza6991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the most underrated rapper of all time

  • @NoveloFrEaK
    @NoveloFrEaK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The last part is from Killin Them Softly

  • @prestonwood4333
    @prestonwood4333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Even though I don't generalize I do do percentages and averages.lmao😂

    • @MALIRIPPA
      @MALIRIPPA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i live by that statement, everytime i tell people i hate chinese storeowner next to where i live, i tell them what dave says with percentage and averages. lmao

  • @lloydsefanyetso2232
    @lloydsefanyetso2232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chapelle is sadistic; I mean, with just a poem.... wow!

  • @Preacher_.
    @Preacher_. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honest, Raw Truth breeds the Best Comedy.

  • @TheCarrifaery
    @TheCarrifaery 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i fucking love you, dave.

  • @ejakpanikat1428
    @ejakpanikat1428 10 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    haven't seen any bad material from him

    • @huauau
      @huauau 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      goddamn youre right he just allways proves hes a genius

    • @WhackashitCollaborations
      @WhackashitCollaborations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's because he makes bad material sound good.

    • @Ongaloid
      @Ongaloid 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      His new special was not the worst, but for me the whole bit about the carebears, including the start by poking fun at a young audience member saying "blah blah the new generation blah blah not like the old generation" was trash.

    • @f1s7PumP
      @f1s7PumP 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      his last 2 new specials really wasn't that funny like his old stuff. I don't like this new clone version of dave 😂

    • @DatNaturalGold
      @DatNaturalGold ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@f1s7PumP that's what cancel culture does. No one is free to speak anymore.

  • @jcabz88
    @jcabz88 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy needs to get his show back

  • @ahmedritz
    @ahmedritz 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So true... everything he says has such a sting of truth to it which really makes you think

    • @itr-q6j
      @itr-q6j 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because the store owners must pay the biils😢

  • @avaisidore9156
    @avaisidore9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Behind stage Wow his talent is unreal 👏👏👏

  • @SelaamHabesha
    @SelaamHabesha 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the last couple lines haha

  • @YesImJoeKing
    @YesImJoeKing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:15 Tommy from Martin?

  • @DEVINEJUSTICEALLAH72
    @DEVINEJUSTICEALLAH72 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    BRILLIANT!!

  • @ianthuo2030
    @ianthuo2030 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    this guy cracks me up

  • @OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro
    @OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Classic David!🤣

  • @msnazhanda
    @msnazhanda 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cracking up!!!

  • @TREYARCHsucksDICK
    @TREYARCHsucksDICK 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i wanna hear his other poem too lol

  • @jay13xoxo
    @jay13xoxo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    GREAT

    • @7vn_designs
      @7vn_designs 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey I've been trying to find you for a min...
      I really wanted to apologize for that bullshit that I did!!! Please Holla @ me I really miss your friendship..
      Derrick 9733426039

    • @22TRUEVISION
      @22TRUEVISION 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      bob Keophakdy lmao

    • @caesarves
      @caesarves 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lacy Scathe Well if you think someone on stage being racist is GREAT, don't complain about it when someone say NIGGGAAA!

    • @Scoring57
      @Scoring57 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caesar Vespasian
      You act like black people don't deal with racism and racist "jokes" daily. And you probably laugh at all of them too, fuck off. The people who shouldn't be complaining now are the racist koreans being made fun of in this sketch.

  • @ConservativeHippie99
    @ConservativeHippie99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "F" isn't in the Korean language 😂😂

  • @teawarrior
    @teawarrior 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that Dave did not swear at all made me smile like an idiot :D
    See you don't to swear to make people laugh xD

  • @celenalulu
    @celenalulu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    reminds me of Korean store owners from Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing,

  • @candyland1986
    @candyland1986 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol he is so funny, i really like this poem of his...the ashton ones really funny too...

  • @PIasticShadow
    @PIasticShadow 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yooo this was a test set for the bit wow sick!

  • @Asadullah21
    @Asadullah21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Brack man.

  • @vicdamonw972
    @vicdamonw972 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Dave

  • @TheYeezy98
    @TheYeezy98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    last part was #Facts

  • @danfrancisjr
    @danfrancisjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    his delivery is 98% of it

  • @lottajuice22
    @lottajuice22 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    fuckin luv dave chappelle

  • @therealkenj98
    @therealkenj98 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How do you guys not get it? LOL?

  • @messymason1984
    @messymason1984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That man is genius.

  • @morecowbell235
    @morecowbell235 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was this before or after his special "For What It's Worth", in San Francisco? Because he does much of the Korean material in that special.

  • @vamphuntress15
    @vamphuntress15 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how people are saying he didn't do his research, when at the very beginning he said he just wrote it backstage. So of course he didn't and I really don't think that is the point that should be harped on.

  • @ewokboba
    @ewokboba 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very well said

  • @CaptainFALKEN
    @CaptainFALKEN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I found out later on that Bucky from the Fat Albert movie was a comedian. This dude is awesome

  • @gvothebarber7003
    @gvothebarber7003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everybody stay blessed and prayed up Yeshua loves yall ✝️🛐‼️💙

  • @davideberhardt6150
    @davideberhardt6150 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    KInda get the feeling that people don't understand that this skit isn't about race. it's about racism.

    • @chaboiseann
      @chaboiseann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which is in itself about race lol

  • @Attajamesseanjr
    @Attajamesseanjr 12 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Fong...Isnt a korean last name...that's definitely chinese

  • @MrSmoove93
    @MrSmoove93 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thankyou

  • @MrAluminum
    @MrAluminum 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was the single longest running sentence I have ever read.

  • @huauau
    @huauau 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    iam a white dude from germany and Iam pretty sure Dave made me realize that i love everything about american black people(since theres a difference compared to africans)..

    • @nikko.lottsahcocc6917
      @nikko.lottsahcocc6917 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blacks don't even like other blacks so its pointless for other races to even try,,,,

  • @bassoonrox
    @bassoonrox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Fong isn't a Korean last name >.>

    • @bassoonrox
      @bassoonrox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      did I hit a sore spot?

    • @desmondnewman7619
      @desmondnewman7619 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i don't really give a fuck dumb asses like you miss the whole point trying to validate if you are intelligent listen to the man speak .......

    • @bassoonrox
      @bassoonrox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      riiiight, and the poet who degrades and silences another demographic to get a point across deserves nothing but praise from everyone who listens with no room for discussion.

    • @dlc2139
      @dlc2139 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I took it at him taking a swing at how wrong stereotypes are in general. The Korean in the story thought he was stealing because he was Black; he thought all Asians looked alike and gave them a stereotypical name. Dave is good at making serious points, but finding the comedy in it.

    • @bassoonrox
      @bassoonrox 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      oooh I see. Yeah that makes sense ^^; it's so unfortunate that we have such a long way to go to settle our differences during a time when it's especially important to band together in solidarity

  • @ALmatches
    @ALmatches 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Although he is very funny he always leaves a message for his audience to think about

  • @akgoneste
    @akgoneste 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like it!!!! I'm sick of y'all negative people get a sense of humor

  • @Katlady001
    @Katlady001 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "....buy something.....hurrrrey up..." LOL

  • @tiffa808
    @tiffa808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HURRY UP AND BUY!

  • @TheMacMan35
    @TheMacMan35 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn good.. wow

  • @icho84
    @icho84 12 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    lol I'm korean and Fong isn't even a korean name hahhahahahaha

    • @joshkindu3063
      @joshkindu3063 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phòng

    • @wonanimal4528
      @wonanimal4528 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@joshkindu3063 Same answer.. No Phong in Korea. None of Ph or F pronunciation in Korean language. It's funny though.

  • @OnyxWaterIvyBound
    @OnyxWaterIvyBound 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    that made my night lol

  • @mhillvo
    @mhillvo ปีที่แล้ว

    Living in Compton, CA...watched it and think of Sun Ja Do, Korean merchant who shot Latasha Harlins in their store in LA area. Girl had her juice but the owners mother thought she had stolen it and aimed a large caliber at her and accidentally pulled a modified trigger and girl fell dead....My experience here is he's a comedian telling a story from our real life experiences in the hood...they come to make money off poor and minority people but some still do not trust their customer base to be nice and smile as we enter. Don't be suspicious and stop following our people in your store or we'll try finding another, nicer, Korean or Asian American. Welcome to our world. ...comic relief delivered....Last line....true. Cops see us too the same way as they do sometimes. Nailed it to the wall, Dave Chappelle in this clip from his early days...He still knows the struggle but makes it funny so others will think more about the truth they just laughed with him about. Irony is comedy all day some say....most are Comedians. LOL Peace to all.

  • @69iqpodclips
    @69iqpodclips 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @bigban1989
    lol
    but then the korean last name Bong isnt really pronounced like the bong in "beer bong"
    Its more of a long rounded "oh" sound. And im pretty sure i know a vietnamese guy named Phong which is read as Fong.

  • @NexusDarkworld338
    @NexusDarkworld338 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'll take your word for it, though I must admit Fong hasn't popped up in one of my korean magazines yet.

  • @Dimond895
    @Dimond895 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lol he said we call those kinda people police

  • @zachb2046
    @zachb2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    say what you want, we all need some roof koreans on our team.

    • @SWW978
      @SWW978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not if you're black

  • @Lunastunas
    @Lunastunas 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    last line!

  • @RealHexJoker
    @RealHexJoker 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    so relevant

  • @thesaracenmage
    @thesaracenmage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I get the feeling the poll was bullshit, and he only wrote one poem.

    • @Alinntatul
      @Alinntatul 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no man, he was always great like that.. He is Hollywood's pilot boy!

  • @Parteque
    @Parteque 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    there are no f sound in korean names

  • @AdventEdge
    @AdventEdge 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably because you're looking too hard for it instead of laughing with it.
    I'll point out one thing though, when the thing he said about not being the one to make generalizations, but working in averages and percentages, that spoke volumes.
    If you DO want to see him making profound statements, watch his Inside The Actors Studio interview, he's very intelligent.
    Also at one point they show a few of his jokes and they point out the significant themes in them.

  • @ColdHeartedHonesty
    @ColdHeartedHonesty 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOOOOOOOL

  • @icoachsuperstars
    @icoachsuperstars 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cracking up lol

  • @9288Savior
    @9288Savior 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:10 Hey it looks like Avicii in the crowd and he doesnt seem too happy either {:>_

  • @aphroditeg2712
    @aphroditeg2712 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Teach this in poetry class.

  • @Orf
    @Orf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:30 "I do do percentages...I have hated 4 of 5 Koreans I have met so far"

  • @bmaak
    @bmaak 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:44 Sonia Sanchez in the audience?

  • @MrAluminum
    @MrAluminum 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still have it in my inbox though.

  • @bosteroyboliviano1445
    @bosteroyboliviano1445 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where's a rooftop korean when you need him!

  • @amiekim
    @amiekim 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am Korean-Am & I've often been stared down & treated like a thief by K store owners, particularly when I was younger. It was later explained to me that they're like that to everybody because in Korea, it's not acceptable for customers to touch the merchandise w/out buying. I'm not saying that Koreans aren't racist; I'll be the first to admit that many times they are. But it is wise to discern between cultural conflict & racism. Otherwise, you are simply fanning the flames of racial conflict.

  • @vidoco196
    @vidoco196 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What did he wrote ?

  • @efdizzle09
    @efdizzle09 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    yea, i was thinking the same thing

  • @therealhotchocolate
    @therealhotchocolate 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    post it please :)

  • @epider33X
    @epider33X 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    They're just soaking in the poetry...

  • @NiceNMixed
    @NiceNMixed 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You see there are those who say all black people look alike, we call those people the POlice. #truth

  • @doghartdon
    @doghartdon 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you made a mistake brack man! hahahaha

  • @MRMARCUS1217
    @MRMARCUS1217 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was Funny!

  • @chuckbjj2000
    @chuckbjj2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clapping

  • @fscvatommygundacreep
    @fscvatommygundacreep 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i think there was only one poem. its just a good way to approach an audience.

  • @thepaperempire7954
    @thepaperempire7954 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:45 yo dawg tf tuco salamanca doing there

  • @amahlia376
    @amahlia376 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    chinese name + chinese accent = korean? ...

  • @_chinmoku
    @_chinmoku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was 3:27 for me 😭😂😂

  • @Astrothunderkat
    @Astrothunderkat 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:39 AAAAAH MY NIGGA!

  • @aznbrolives1
    @aznbrolives1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm asian, born in china, and I find this hilarious, some people just want to get butthurt overy comedy

  • @almor619
    @almor619 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    One night at 3 AM I went to the corner store
    I forgot why...oh, that's right, I wanted a bite
    because I had the munchies and I was high
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ... best verses EVAR !!!!

  • @bielfm
    @bielfm 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    guy at 1:12 " i had fun once, it was horrible"

  • @OnkelStein
    @OnkelStein 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @scatteredress You're right, because of comedians like Dave we ALL think that every asian guy is a angry store-owner. Except for the ones that do karate, of course.

  • @Cucluclu
    @Cucluclu 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The reason that he stopped with his show was that people weren't understanding that it was a satire. It wasn't that people were angry about the racial commedy, but because people didn't understand that in the subtext of his skits there was always a critique of society at large.

  • @juffurey
    @juffurey 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol i remember at the london olympics there was a south korean in track n field named kim yoo suk

  • @의자에된장국쏟음
    @의자에된장국쏟음 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr fung? There is no fung or fong in korean name.😢

  • @scatteredress
    @scatteredress 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    we can't all live in complacent ignorance, kids. your words have power. we should use them with care. we don't live in a world of equality. racism and all the hurdles that accompany it still exist. if he was at any time concerned for the difficulty his kids will face in a discriminating world he wouldn't say "i don't like about 9 out of 10 koreans"

  • @hedonepicurea4327
    @hedonepicurea4327 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm neutral on Korea. They got a clean start and reset so, I publically can't issue a statement. I look forward to learning about younger Koreans. At least I can say, "I have no data to conclude."

  • @rjGabriel100
    @rjGabriel100 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @opisthobranch this is actually hilarious.

  • @g4m3r43v3r
    @g4m3r43v3r 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @opisthobranch only a chinese or taiwanese will know that. its all the same for others...

  • @omarjaafar91
    @omarjaafar91 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    your so funny hahaha