"These should not be the best 12 years of your life. That is a pain that I do not wish upon any of my enemies. If CATS testing and portfolios are the best years of your life, then you have done something wrong." ~Best quote about school ever
Why the hell are people commenting asking rude questions like "What fast food restaurant does he work at now?" That kid was the Valedictorian and worked his ass off to get his moment on that stage. If there's any high school student you shouldn't say that to, It'd be him. Some of y'all are basing your judgement on his intelligence only on how he looks. He has obviously proven himself to be a very smart, hard-working young man. Who are you to take that away from him because you don't like his hair? Stupid
No but he is a validictorian at east freaking jessamine.... You don't live in Kentucky and I do and I know that east is on the bottom of the list for education....
Wow, finally a really great speech! I see so many that say "best graduation speech ever" and they are nice, but this one really lets a boy shine that would not only make his parents proud, but the classmates that actually know him, or don't know him, all want to be friends with this guy. He is grade A stock, never heard of him, will never meet him, but I already love him and would want him as a friend. Thumbs up, whoever you are. Your heart is big enough to take in a whole school. I hope you soar in life, and don't forget to love God that made you so damn cool 👍👍👍
Hahaha! I was just browsing speeches because I have to give one tonight. I didn't know I would someone end up watching Mr. Maloney's speech! I didn't know he spoke but job well done.
White Shadow ...Dude that comment does not have a grammatical error in it. Get out of the internet if you don't even know whats wrong and whats right. Also check your spelling, i don't think "ur" is spelled that way.
Dude. This is a speech typically given by the valedictorian. So, your joke makes no sense. Its really just random. You could make the McDonald's joke at any time, and target any person. To make it specifically here means very little, and doesn't hit the mark.
Are you just going around to graduation speeches commenting about them working at McDonalds because I swear this is the 3rd time i've scene you say the exact same thing. Were you a promising valid Victorian? Did you completely fail? Because I have a feeling you're just attacking these people out of self hatre.
lordtomosdecree Burn? Are we three? Sure my spelling is a sin and my grammar is actually a crime against humanity but I am very successful in life because I play on my strengths. I can take a computer apart and put it back together in about 5 minutes and do things with crime scene evidence that would make your head explode. But I suspect you are someone who never learned to play their strengths because you seem like a miserable person. Why do you feel it necessary to find videos of very smart, motivated people cheering on the future and comment that they are working at McDonalds? My guess is that you actually work at McDonalds but you were told your whole life that you were special. Did one of the people who you used to bully or someone you seen as below you come in and order some fries? Why so bitter?
Bre Richardson Sorry to hear about your parents and congrats on the GPA, but the statement is still true. Aside from extenuating circumstances, high school as it is, is simply a matter of attending and 'getting through' it. You have to actively work at not succeeding, whereas everything else requires work to succeed.
What? You just hit your wake up call at university? I attend NYU for Biochemistry and to be honest. It's tough. But it definitely wasnt high school. So much drama in highschool. so much wanting to quit. Where here there is no point in giving up. all my classes are quite nicely scheduled and I can do my homework easier than high school. Seems like you had to do some growing up to realize your wake up call later. You're pretty ignorant though. To make a such a simple statement on a subject that dwarves and ultimately decides peoples lives. So many kids drop out of highschool and have to get a GED. yeah people drop college but college is something you decide. Highschool you truly have to do, otherwise your life if going to be even worse.
I was educated in Australia, and I live in Australia. now, what you study than rather when you went to school is totally irrelevant and different ball game. for me, school was fun and not so challenging, and i had good friends that i have left with, and ill be honest, I commented on this video with my opinion and nothing else, i wasn't being ignorant i was stating the truth. you on the other hand are the ignorant one, you must of found school challenging and a very anti social but nothing in this world comes free and nothing is thrown our way. you might learn that some day :). id love to play keyboard warriors with you, but you're not worth my time.
They have the same senior song every year? Damn, 2010 at my school was Second Chance by Shinedown, and 2012, my year, was Time Of Your Life by Green Day.
Why are there so many jerks on the internet? If calling him lame then why are you browsing around for 'inspirational graduation speeches' and not just watching cat videos? I personally thought he was funny, and if it isn't you kind of entertainment then keep it to yourself.
I came here looking for what my speech should be like... inspiring, funny, and educational... and let me tell ya... uh... I got nothing, I just could not stop watching that woman in the corner!!!
massive let down. I saw 1 million plus views and figured I was gonna see something unexpected or clever. Its all pretty basic, cliche graduation jokes. Most of the these jokes are pretty standard. He's pretty comfortable up there; good for him on that.... but 1 million views? What?
***** That's exactly my point. He didn't achieve 1 million views by enterataining 1 million people. My critique isn't with the speaker. It is with the collective internet consciousness. The more popular something is, the more popular it will get on the merits of its current popularity up to that point. The internet is like Pokemon on steroids. Noone is truly loving it, but they can't stop, and they want to convince all their friends to join in to make themselves feel less alone in their bad habit. Just like drug addicts.
I know right? Same with my high school. They threatened to withhold our Valedictorian's diploma because of her speech. All she did was make a few comments about how the staff and administrators were never there for her when she was bullied and when she really needed them to sign things so she could transfer classes. Good thing her dad's a lawyer otherwise she would't have gotten it.
His name is Jon, he was our class president and I have no clue what he does now. Last time I saw him both of us were at WKU and then he transferred somewhere else
Those wet dream jokes were pretty ballsy.
+metalmusician6798 He could have meant peed the bed. That's for the audience to decide and makes them acceptable.
You need balls to do that..... and that too
I feel sorry for the guy/girl that has to come up after him, knowing their speech definitely isn't going to top that.
I was probably looking at the woman at the bottom corner more than him LOL
Danielle lee she was not impressed about the wet dream joke haha
+dustin sattarelle 😂😂😂 yeah
+Danielle lee me too
+Danielle lee "The student teacher relationship is no longer a problem" sure crossed her mind once or twice..
me too she looks so confused
That teacher sitting on stage went through an emotional journey with this speech.
His speech was so good that it caused a financial recession few weeks later.
Dabket3araB 😂😂
This guy has perfect delivery.
Natural. Not perfect. With work though....
2:39 how her facial expression changes when she realises what he's saying LOL
People say school was the easiest part of your life. Bullshit.
Especially high school
Hahahah I bet you're 12
Implantedclub No im 6 and i cant play with blocks
Hahahahaha fair play to you sir
IDK Dj, It sure was for me.
"No, not that dream, don't worry". HAHAHAHAAAA
"These should not be the best 12 years of your life. That is a pain that I do not wish upon any of my enemies. If CATS testing and portfolios are the best years of your life, then you have done something wrong." ~Best quote about school ever
In work you'll do even worse!
"If CATS testing and portfolios are the best things about your lives, your lives are miserable." Truer words have never been spoken. :p
They're the best thing of my life and I am proud of it
This man managed to fit every joke I've ever heard in any graduation speech into one, and then some.
Has anyone else paid attention to the girl on the bottom right?
haha yes
How in the world could you ignore her? :)
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Class of 2017 right here!
Me too!!!!
Same
Me too!
2019 :(
Same here
Why the hell are people commenting asking rude questions like "What fast food restaurant does he work at now?" That kid was the Valedictorian and worked his ass off to get his moment on that stage. If there's any high school student you shouldn't say that to, It'd be him. Some of y'all are basing your judgement on his intelligence only on how he looks. He has obviously proven himself to be a very smart, hard-working young man. Who are you to take that away from him because you don't like his hair? Stupid
No but he is a validictorian at east freaking jessamine.... You don't live in Kentucky and I do and I know that east is on the bottom of the list for education....
SibSixGaming so your basing your conclusion about the school's capabilities in judging their student?? SHAME!
This guy speaks from the heart. Probably one of the reasons this is such a good speech.
he would make a great actor at a comedy sitcom
Well, he's an actor. It's Diego Boneta. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Boneta
addicTix Lol what? That kid is from Jessamine County, Kentucky. It's most likely his name is not Diego.
Zach Wolfe That's definitely him bro
Hamato Yoshi diego boneta, he's an actor now :)
@@rouven_og bro what ur telling me he released an album in portuguese his sophomore year? ok
Wow, finally a really great speech! I see so many that say "best graduation speech ever" and they are nice, but this one really lets a boy shine that would not only make his parents proud, but the classmates that actually know him, or don't know him, all want to be friends with this guy. He is grade A stock, never heard of him, will never meet him, but I already love him and would want him as a friend. Thumbs up, whoever you are. Your heart is big enough to take in a whole school. I hope you soar in life, and don't forget to love God that made you so damn cool 👍👍👍
'' don't cry because its over , smile because it happened '' true :'')
What a fucking legend
I was in the 2nd grade at that point in time, transitioning to the 3rd. Damn, time flies!
this guy would make a great toastmaster at any public or corporate event!
For the record, I am going to college, sorry if you lost that bet. LMAO
I wish I could go back then in time and relive all these years again having my present conciousness
?how the fuck did i end up here
Kanan Jackson I'm asking myself the same thing
I've fallen down the TH-cam wormhole too!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
so that is where I am.. huh
Kanan Jackson same
not sure why I watched this to the end.
I have no idea how I got here haha but this was great :)
Thanks John for such a memorable graduation! Class of '08!
I was watching a hopeless video on how to get you cat to like you and I ended up here. I'm not complaining...
Well thanks sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just do It
As I am getting ready to graduate tonight, I am watching these videos. This one makes me so excited to graduate. Here's to the class of 2013.
Did "Kick Ass" finally graduate high school?
Lol
The woman in the background, when he said he won't have to change is sheets, face is priceless!
the teacher's face at 2:35 is hilarious!
OK 14 years on we want to hear from this guy. Where is he today?
What made it even funnier is that he was the quiet kid all 4 years of high school that hardly spoke with anyone.
No he wasn’t
That was a great speech...humorous, but serious at the same time. Great job!!
im supposed 2 b studying for my math test go me
Tomorrow is my chemistry exam and I am watching graduation videos LOL
ha my final
my bad final(s)
Same here, I just need some motivation! Preparation for college ughhh!
i got a history test tom
My cousin graduated from east jessamine high school in 2009
Yavicpe that is so wrong.
Fucked up.
Seriously dude why did you say that
Veronica Fayne It's the internet, expect nothing less
I know
This kid is awesome, honest, funny and true.
I typed crazy and can't stop watching this
He sounds and looks like Josh from drake and josh
one minute i was doing my assignment, and then all i know it i was here....in the random part of youtube again!
This guy is already a millionaire, doing stand-up comedy and a storyteller.
lol ... i was looking up stud.co. ideas and i found this... this kid... only just made my day lol
Just realized this is Highschool.. Highschool isn't a milestone, its the beginning of your grave =P
***** Na... Just 4:00 in the morning. You know how it is.
i watched this four years later to the day. june 10th 2012 lol
He should be a stand up comedian!!!
He totally should!!
Hahaha! I was just browsing speeches because I have to give one tonight. I didn't know I would someone end up watching Mr. Maloney's speech! I didn't know he spoke but job well done.
This dude rocks
Lol. I have a speech for my English final this week and I ended up here. CLASS OF 2019
His name is Diego Boneta , he is now an actor/singer
No he isnt Diego. Diego Boneta is from Mexico, went to school there and won a Tv show for child actors, then made a kids oriented telenovela.
At least that lady removed the possibility of a reaction video 😂
il graduate high school in 2019
+Katelin Ussery Same
Crapper Jacks cool
Same lol
Enjoy it, It's one of the best times of your life
I'm 2020
I was laughing and clapping along with the audience here behind my computer, love this speech. :)
The most truest speech ever
The most of the bad worstest grammar..... Thats what ur comment looked like to me
White Shadow ...Dude that comment does not have a grammatical error in it. Get out of the internet if you don't even know whats wrong and whats right. Also check your spelling, i don't think "ur" is spelled that way.
That was a great speech, young Sir. Good Luck In all you accomplish in your lifetime.
I wonder if he developed a career in self deprecating comedy. His timing is brilliant.
this is what i find when in quarantine
giraffe in the lower right of the screen!!
this guy doesn't need teleprompters. he's a throwback.
12 long haaaaaaaaaaaaard years loool
This cracked me up. Good speech!
Class of 2017 here!
Casual class of 2018
I gotta hand it to this kid: hilarious yet meaningful top notch speech
is this a theater play or something. I can tell he rehearsed.
he uses amazing hand movements , and is very humorous and confident , this is why women like confident men , what an amazing speech
6:07 that woman was like ... true story :(
I have to speak at my graduation this Friday and I'm so tempted to steal this. HAHAHA
I'm probably graduating in 2020
Probably?
Ew freshman
stfu u were a freshman before
Yeah you were once a freshman so shut up.
Ew a senior. Sick.
Don't cry because it's over.. Smile because it happened
It must be hard for this guy to put on a hair net when working at mcDonalds
Dude. This is a speech typically given by the valedictorian. So, your joke makes no sense. Its really just random. You could make the McDonald's joke at any time, and target any person. To make it specifically here means very little, and doesn't hit the mark.
SiderFace I felt i needed to express my opinion about hair net and him working at mcdonalds :)
Are you just going around to graduation speeches commenting about them working at McDonalds because I swear this is the 3rd time i've scene you say the exact same thing. Were you a promising valid Victorian? Did you completely fail? Because I have a feeling you're just attacking these people out of self hatre.
Timex Lordx I passed English, because you know, I can use the word "seen" not "scene" BURN
lordtomosdecree Burn? Are we three? Sure my spelling is a sin and my grammar is actually a crime against humanity but I am very successful in life because I play on my strengths. I can take a computer apart and put it back together in about 5 minutes and do things with crime scene evidence that would make your head explode. But I suspect you are someone who never learned to play their strengths because you seem like a miserable person. Why do you feel it necessary to find videos of very smart, motivated people cheering on the future and comment that they are working at McDonalds? My guess is that you actually work at McDonalds but you were told your whole life that you were special. Did one of the people who you used to bully or someone you seen as below you come in and order some fries? Why so bitter?
the cheer for Freebird from the class of 08 made me surprised and happy.
Where is this guy now?
Please OOOOOOOHHHH please, let this man have become a comedian. If he's not a comedian, he, and us all, are missing out big time.
+Nicole M really? what's his name?
haha this was an awesome speech!
Class of 2017 represent!
Bitch I'm the class of 2020. Sounds way cooler.
God I thought that was Darren Criss
Same
I thought I was the only one 😩😂 the curls really tricked me 😂😭
*Still In 2020 , Anyone ?* 😂😂
congratulations, you have completed the easiest part of your life.
Bre Richardson Sorry to hear about your parents and congrats on the GPA, but the statement is still true. Aside from extenuating circumstances, high school as it is, is simply a matter of attending and 'getting through' it. You have to actively work at not succeeding, whereas everything else requires work to succeed.
Wasn't that hard, wait until you hit University. :) biggest wake up call.
What? You just hit your wake up call at university? I attend NYU for Biochemistry and to be honest. It's tough. But it definitely wasnt high school. So much drama in highschool. so much wanting to quit. Where here there is no point in giving up. all my classes are quite nicely scheduled and I can do my homework easier than high school. Seems like you had to do some growing up to realize your wake up call later. You're pretty ignorant though. To make a such a simple statement on a subject that dwarves and ultimately decides peoples lives. So many kids drop out of highschool and have to get a GED. yeah people drop college but college is something you decide. Highschool you truly have to do, otherwise your life if going to be even worse.
I was educated in Australia, and I live in Australia. now, what you study than rather when you went to school is totally irrelevant and different ball game. for me, school was fun and not so challenging, and i had good friends that i have left with, and ill be honest, I commented on this video with my opinion and nothing else, i wasn't being ignorant i was stating the truth. you on the other hand are the ignorant one, you must of found school challenging and a very anti social but nothing in this world comes free and nothing is thrown our way. you might learn that some day :). id love to play keyboard warriors with you, but you're not worth my time.
Hayden Jessup Cool story, bro.
This guy will most likely be successful. He's comfortable in front of large audiences and speaks well.
the lady in the bottom right tho
They have the same senior song every year? Damn, 2010 at my school was Second Chance by Shinedown, and 2012, my year, was Time Of Your Life by Green Day.
Ugggh, really? Time of Your Life? There's one that's only been used 8 million times since it's release.
They just used it for my school's senior class
Two amazing songs.
Why are there so many jerks on the internet? If calling him lame then why are you browsing around for 'inspirational graduation speeches' and not just watching cat videos? I personally thought he was funny, and if it isn't you kind of entertainment then keep it to yourself.
I came here looking for what my speech should be like... inspiring, funny, and educational... and let me tell ya... uh... I got nothing, I just could not stop watching that woman in the corner!!!
Umm....Did anyone else click on this thinking it was Darren Criss?
No.
Yes.
Who's Darren Criss?
Almondstash He's an actor :) When he was in college he had hair incredibly similar to this mans, so in a thumbnail, it's easy to mistake the two :)
Wow it was amazing, this guy has a gift, I wish I could make such a speech, I have mine next week and I haven't even written it...
What was the line at 4:58?
Your mom
Sobia Habibi Fokin rekt
Nils Bergström :|
JoeDotPHP CATS testing, or KATS testing - just an acronym for a standardized test
Too bad they got rid of it because there was too many cheetahs
Why couldn't the graduation speech I had to sit through be as awesome as this one?
Cowboy Bebop
You had me at "Freebird", kid.
I salute you.
comedian alert...naaw lol
Naw
every time he say's a 'wet dream' joke i just start crying in laughter!
massive let down.
I saw 1 million plus views and figured I was gonna see something unexpected or clever. Its all pretty basic, cliche graduation jokes. Most of the these jokes are pretty standard. He's pretty comfortable up there; good for him on that.... but 1 million views? What?
why don't you post a video of yourself doing this at your graduation and achieve 1 million plus views before saying anything.
***** That's exactly my point. He didn't achieve 1 million views by enterataining 1 million people. My critique isn't with the speaker. It is with the collective internet consciousness. The more popular something is, the more popular it will get on the merits of its current popularity up to that point. The internet is like Pokemon on steroids. Noone is truly loving it, but they can't stop, and they want to convince all their friends to join in to make themselves feel less alone in their bad habit. Just like drug addicts.
SiderFace true that.
this was literally like the best speech ever what
He's mexican
+Kevin Melone Yeah, that's why I didn't like his speech.
Franky Schlong :/
I know right? Same with my high school. They threatened to withhold our Valedictorian's diploma because of her speech. All she did was make a few comments about how the staff and administrators were never there for her when she was bullied and when she really needed them to sign things so she could transfer classes. Good thing her dad's a lawyer otherwise she would't have gotten it.
What?
His name is Jon, he was our class president and I have no clue what he does now. Last time I saw him both of us were at WKU and then he transferred somewhere else
i am doing a graduation speech this one has helped the most, great speech