My Favorite Graduation Speech Ever

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  • This kid from East Jessamine High School gives a hilarious graduation speech complete with Southland knocks and off-color jokes.

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  • @fuckametrogronkcunt2917
    @fuckametrogronkcunt2917 10 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    People say school was the easiest part of your life. Bullshit.

  • @daniellelee5766
    @daniellelee5766 9 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    I was probably looking at the woman at the bottom corner more than him LOL

    • @dustinsattarelle5783
      @dustinsattarelle5783 9 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Danielle lee she was not impressed about the wet dream joke haha

    • @austinfreeman128
      @austinfreeman128 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +dustin sattarelle 😂😂😂 yeah

    • @kiki-db2ru
      @kiki-db2ru 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Danielle lee me too

    • @ExtacyOfThinking
      @ExtacyOfThinking 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Danielle lee "The student teacher relationship is no longer a problem" sure crossed her mind once or twice..

    • @sasquach2488
      @sasquach2488 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too she looks so confused

  • @2ndnature802
    @2ndnature802 10 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    This guy has perfect delivery.

    • @huiosjr
      @huiosjr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Natural. Not perfect. With work though....

  • @Nachtopus
    @Nachtopus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Those wet dream jokes were pretty ballsy.

    • @orinpemulus1441
      @orinpemulus1441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +metalmusician6798 He could have meant peed the bed. That's for the audience to decide and makes them acceptable.

    • @user-em9mw9ch3y
      @user-em9mw9ch3y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You need balls to do that..... and that too

  • @DavidSSabb
    @DavidSSabb 12 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This man managed to fit every joke I've ever heard in any graduation speech into one, and then some.

  • @cassidylouwerens7061
    @cassidylouwerens7061 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Why the hell are people commenting asking rude questions like "What fast food restaurant does he work at now?" That kid was the Valedictorian and worked his ass off to get his moment on that stage. If there's any high school student you shouldn't say that to, It'd be him. Some of y'all are basing your judgement on his intelligence only on how he looks. He has obviously proven himself to be a very smart, hard-working young man. Who are you to take that away from him because you don't like his hair? Stupid

    • @shane.stryker
      @shane.stryker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No but he is a validictorian at east freaking jessamine.... You don't live in Kentucky and I do and I know that east is on the bottom of the list for education....

    • @bisacool7339
      @bisacool7339 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SibSixGaming so your basing your conclusion about the school's capabilities in judging their student?? SHAME!

  • @LTMCMedia
    @LTMCMedia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    For the record, I am going to college, sorry if you lost that bet. LMAO

  • @Matthew-qh9ds
    @Matthew-qh9ds 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He sounds and looks like Josh from drake and josh

  • @makeitmodded
    @makeitmodded 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Just realized this is Highschool.. Highschool isn't a milestone, its the beginning of your grave =P

    • @makeitmodded
      @makeitmodded 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Na... Just 4:00 in the morning. You know how it is.

  • @hatemkhrouf8955
    @hatemkhrouf8955 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His name is Diego Boneta , he is now an actor/singer

    • @GabsCalde
      @GabsCalde 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No he isnt Diego. Diego Boneta is from Mexico, went to school there and won a Tv show for child actors, then made a kids oriented telenovela.

  • @joychowdhury2440
    @joychowdhury2440 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy is already a millionaire, doing stand-up comedy and a storyteller.

  • @haydenjessup
    @haydenjessup 10 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    congratulations, you have completed the easiest part of your life.

    • @Venom312
      @Venom312 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bre Richardson Sorry to hear about your parents and congrats on the GPA, but the statement is still true. Aside from extenuating circumstances, high school as it is, is simply a matter of attending and 'getting through' it. You have to actively work at not succeeding, whereas everything else requires work to succeed.

    • @haydenjessup
      @haydenjessup 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wasn't that hard, wait until you hit University. :) biggest wake up call.

    • @brerichardson1866
      @brerichardson1866 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      What? You just hit your wake up call at university? I attend NYU for Biochemistry and to be honest. It's tough. But it definitely wasnt high school. So much drama in highschool. so much wanting to quit. Where here there is no point in giving up. all my classes are quite nicely scheduled and I can do my homework easier than high school. Seems like you had to do some growing up to realize your wake up call later. You're pretty ignorant though. To make a such a simple statement on a subject that dwarves and ultimately decides peoples lives. So many kids drop out of highschool and have to get a GED. yeah people drop college but college is something you decide. Highschool you truly have to do, otherwise your life if going to be even worse.

    • @haydenjessup
      @haydenjessup 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was educated in Australia, and I live in Australia. now, what you study than rather when you went to school is totally irrelevant and different ball game. for me, school was fun and not so challenging, and i had good friends that i have left with, and ill be honest, I commented on this video with my opinion and nothing else, i wasn't being ignorant i was stating the truth. you on the other hand are the ignorant one, you must of found school challenging and a very anti social but nothing in this world comes free and nothing is thrown our way. you might learn that some day :). id love to play keyboard warriors with you, but you're not worth my time.

    • @SSDecontrol94
      @SSDecontrol94 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hayden Jessup Cool story, bro.

  • @hugol4024
    @hugol4024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is what i find when in quarantine

  • @lordtomosdecree
    @lordtomosdecree 10 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    It must be hard for this guy to put on a hair net when working at mcDonalds

    • @SiderFace
      @SiderFace 10 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Dude. This is a speech typically given by the valedictorian. So, your joke makes no sense. Its really just random. You could make the McDonald's joke at any time, and target any person. To make it specifically here means very little, and doesn't hit the mark.

    • @lordtomosdecree
      @lordtomosdecree 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SiderFace I felt i needed to express my opinion about hair net and him working at mcdonalds :)

    • @kakairuislove
      @kakairuislove 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Are you just going around to graduation speeches commenting about them working at McDonalds because I swear this is the 3rd time i've scene you say the exact same thing. Were you a promising valid Victorian? Did you completely fail? Because I have a feeling you're just attacking these people out of self hatre.

    • @lordtomosdecree
      @lordtomosdecree 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Timex Lordx I passed English, because you know, I can use the word "seen" not "scene" BURN

    • @kakairuislove
      @kakairuislove 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      lordtomosdecree Burn? Are we three? Sure my spelling is a sin and my grammar is actually a crime against humanity but I am very successful in life because I play on my strengths. I can take a computer apart and put it back together in about 5 minutes and do things with crime scene evidence that would make your head explode. But I suspect you are someone who never learned to play their strengths because you seem like a miserable person. Why do you feel it necessary to find videos of very smart, motivated people cheering on the future and comment that they are working at McDonalds? My guess is that you actually work at McDonalds but you were told your whole life that you were special. Did one of the people who you used to bully or someone you seen as below you come in and order some fries? Why so bitter?

  • @beatlesfreak89
    @beatlesfreak89 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why couldn't the graduation speech I had to sit through be as awesome as this one?

  • @hakeemmitchell267
    @hakeemmitchell267 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't cry because it's over.. Smile because it happened

  • @jeffreygray4670
    @jeffreygray4670 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Where is this guy now?

  • @archiecook55
    @archiecook55 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was laughing and clapping along with the audience here behind my computer, love this speech. :)

  • @D3m0nDoG
    @D3m0nDoG 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:07 that woman was like ... true story :(

  • @Hamzamalikyaqoob
    @Hamzamalikyaqoob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Still In 2020 , Anyone ?* 😂😂

  • @mcauleyr.gallagher9276
    @mcauleyr.gallagher9276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I came here looking for what my speech should be like... inspiring, funny, and educational... and let me tell ya... uh... I got nothing, I just could not stop watching that woman in the corner!!!

  • @SuperKpill
    @SuperKpill 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    definitely better than most graduation speeches I've heard... especially high school graduation speeches

  • @eagle94haslanded
    @eagle94haslanded 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every year since those 12 years of hell has been better than the last.

  • @CatWithAnRPG
    @CatWithAnRPG 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You had me at "Freebird", kid.
    I salute you.

  • @Lynnblue98
    @Lynnblue98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Class of 2017 here!

  • @verdejazz
    @verdejazz 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow it was amazing, this guy has a gift, I wish I could make such a speech, I have mine next week and I haven't even written it...

  • @Chronas9.9
    @Chronas9.9 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love this guy
    and this year

  • @222toobanawaz4
    @222toobanawaz4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    M i the only one who is watching in 2020
    I mean yt give it to my recommendations after 12 years
    Seriously!!!!!

  • @nickgifford2297
    @nickgifford2297 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm probably graduating in 2020

  • @215cheerleader
    @215cheerleader 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    so funny. i watch it over and over again and its gets more funnier each time.

  • @hummbug1
    @hummbug1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dang dude 12 years in HS thats tough man he must be about 27 now. Brilliant!

  • @PapaCologne
    @PapaCologne 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was absolutely amazing. I wish our graduation speech in my high school graduation was half this good.

  • @brynnemo9719
    @brynnemo9719 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    haha this was an awesome speech!

  • @anooseholay
    @anooseholay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My class marched out to Free Bird!

  • @CoryDominic
    @CoryDominic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I almost cried ! SHIT I DIDNT EVEN GO TO HIGHSCHOOL TILL 08 hahaha

  • @VancouverEdge
    @VancouverEdge 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    So glad to be from this school.

  • @yadnom1000
    @yadnom1000 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i see what you did there i totally fell for it

  • @xbEAUTYb00
    @xbEAUTYb00 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    just starring at the woman on the side to see her reactions lol

  • @ambersmith9247
    @ambersmith9247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    class of 2019

  • @rachelisabella7496
    @rachelisabella7496 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha my brothers went to school with this dude! he was in between their grades

  • @theamazingempiricist
    @theamazingempiricist 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like to think that that lady is just a head sitting on a table.

  • @EdwardScissorshand
    @EdwardScissorshand 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought I was the only one.
    I don't regret clicking it though :D

  • @whiteguycash
    @whiteguycash 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The top of the ladder is filled with a successful innovators and successful thieves.

  • @StarDarkFire
    @StarDarkFire 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    you dear sir are a bad ass.

  • @rachellsaintlaraunt1
    @rachellsaintlaraunt1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great speech...

  • @AM-ny7wq
    @AM-ny7wq 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate that now there's publicity in every single video I watch and I have to wait 5 seconds to skip it D:

  • @neworleans202
    @neworleans202 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    BEST SPEECH EVER!!!!!!

  • @GhOsTwAlKeR151
    @GhOsTwAlKeR151 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    ....."No, not that dream!" LOL

  • @CaeKwe612
    @CaeKwe612 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay it got funny

  • @JeffersonDinedAlone
    @JeffersonDinedAlone 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Graduation speeches are like being the prettiest waitress at Denny's; it doesn't matter.

  • @wartortle577
    @wartortle577 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cowboy Bebop

  • @stevenheinze297
    @stevenheinze297 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its not hate, its preference.

  • @musenji
    @musenji 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said he was going to college, so he wouldn't probably have been looking for a job till 2012, maybe this year, maybe not another 2 years if he went for a master's, as valedictorians probably tend to do.

  • @IanWilliamDawson
    @IanWilliamDawson 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    it would be funny to have this guy in your class

  • @IVIodernWelfare
    @IVIodernWelfare 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I needed a little inspiration. I'm one of the class orators for my senior class. I'm nervous

  • @LeoneBeats
    @LeoneBeats 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He's mexican

    • @frankyschlong1475
      @frankyschlong1475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Kevin Melone Yeah, that's why I didn't like his speech.

    • @3Santo
      @3Santo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Franky Schlong :/

  • @requiae9358
    @requiae9358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a guy.

  • @the.real.roxxo.
    @the.real.roxxo. 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    neon indian graduation

  • @mrbookazoo
    @mrbookazoo 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That woman's name is Mrs. Zabilka

  • @75Glanz75
    @75Glanz75 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH EIGHT!

  • @mobiusklein9140
    @mobiusklein9140 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, my first impression is that he' s graduating from Clown School

  • @whatssupladys45
    @whatssupladys45 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can I get a copy of that speech please cx good stuff

  • @stephantb5891
    @stephantb5891 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else see a floating head throughout the whole vid?

  • @DXLegendThrilla5
    @DXLegendThrilla5 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, I know. I'm well aware.

  • @imegatrone
    @imegatrone 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I Really Like The Video This kid from East Jessamine High School gives a hilarious graduation speech complete with Southland knocks and off-color jokes From Your

  • @MrManGuyManGuy
    @MrManGuyManGuy 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    do you even remember what the top comment even was?

  • @branchworks
    @branchworks 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I honor you all" at the end =D

  • @chiejavier5468
    @chiejavier5468 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I only have 4 left.yay.

  • @Yambii
    @Yambii 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know this guy I used to run track with him.

  • @faeries23
    @faeries23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love this its funny and awesome

  • @HunnyBun88
    @HunnyBun88 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey! That's my cousin, John. Hey, whoever posted this - do you know him?

  • @mmmkeklol
    @mmmkeklol 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    graduation is like a passage to get to MCdonalds . yup .....

  • @peeweez1wifey
    @peeweez1wifey 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow this was an amazing speech

  • @123EpicWin321
    @123EpicWin321 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Burger king will contact him he fits the old monarch role in a couple of years

  • @supernightslash
    @supernightslash 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I WANT TO MEET HIM I REAL LIFE!

  • @meganvarts6487
    @meganvarts6487 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    anyone watching this in 2017?

  • @yeahjeets4795
    @yeahjeets4795 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    is that a teacher in the background or Speaker of the House John Boehner?

  • @lili5802
    @lili5802 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was pretty good

  • @MrTeenyboy
    @MrTeenyboy 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    the teachers face went from :D to -_- at 2:40

  • @themin91
    @themin91 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    why can't i speak like this

  • @kimberludovico9834
    @kimberludovico9834 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is awesome XD

  • @MichaelWilsonLoveGeneration
    @MichaelWilsonLoveGeneration 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I DO THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!

  • @mariaca68
    @mariaca68 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought that was awesome! Great job!

  • @Gkbgpz
    @Gkbgpz 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i thought it was darren criss.. man i almost shit my pants...

  • @HunnyBun88
    @HunnyBun88 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did you get this?

  • @HunnyBun88
    @HunnyBun88 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think he was talking about peeing the bed. lol

  • @justinthomasjamesbates5062
    @justinthomasjamesbates5062 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is epic...

  • @gohabs1119
    @gohabs1119 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    anyone else things this is philip defranco's voice?

  • @Ohmagawd86
    @Ohmagawd86 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well I would like to thank Google and the guy who created copy and paste

  • @CapybaraProductions
    @CapybaraProductions 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was pretty awesome :D

  • @Vanderthing
    @Vanderthing 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who ever dislikes this, obviously lost the bet.

  • @spadzz123
    @spadzz123 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is bestt thingg ever see hahah

  • @jonnyreh001
    @jonnyreh001 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I should give a speech like that in front of hudge crouwd after our graduation from university. And i would like to make it little bit unformal like this guy, but i am not sure if mentality of Czech people is like that. I think i will make a compromise :D
    Thumbs up if you want me to record my speech and upload to youtube :D

  • @iH8teCaPeCoRaLxD
    @iH8teCaPeCoRaLxD 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think we've have found our next president :D

  • @NealHead
    @NealHead 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imma miss having you around John :(

  • @a3as
    @a3as 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    not bad, not bad.. woot

  • @vastly90
    @vastly90 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Give it a I like on Stumble!

  • @CoolCat123450
    @CoolCat123450 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sorry, but even i had to clap at the end.

  • @goldman77700
    @goldman77700 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL, at these comments that copied the video description word for word.

  • @eternal1159
    @eternal1159 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a awesome speach

    • @xkrazykatie3
      @xkrazykatie3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bradley Eye learn to spell

    • @eternal1159
      @eternal1159 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom and Lisa Dennis learn to be human ;)