When you think you're having the best day of your life and within 1 second it becomes the worst day of your life as Chris Hansen immerges from the other room...
Thinking of it from his perspective, it’s his birthday, he’s drank a few cold ones, he’s about to get some strange for the first time in his life. I won’t even go into the pedo side of it
It makes me so angry when they cry. They’re totally fine with fucking up a kid for life, but want to get sympathy for themselves as soon as they’re caught.
Can someone make a 10 hour loop of just the pleasant sounds of Lorne’s pathetic crying? I could really use that to fall asleep to, or as background noise, or to help me meditate.
Ikr he wore those shorts purposely bc when him and Kayla took off to Nashville so they could do stuff in his truck. His a P.O.S that has never learned anything and later thought of himself as a celebrity bc he was on TCAP. 😆
Lorne on a mental level is very childlike. A child with special needs. A child that was used to getting his own way from Mommy. It's no wonder he was drawn to an under aged girl. Before this arrest I really do not think Lorne was ever told or understood the word... No! Then his false reality of a world was destroyed & crushed in an instant with his arrest. What you see here is Lorne coming face to face with the utter ugliness of the brutal reality of staring down a monster. The monster being himself.
I think he's crying not because he's in DEEP SHIT, but because Kayla betrayed him. He just wants to go home, go online and say to her "Cawd Kayla, why doncha luhv meh?"
+CaptainSpazz that's one of the many possibilities for sure...that's been a topic of discussion for a long time in Lornography: at what point did Lorne actually realize that Kayla never actually existed?
+Mrs. Anti Feminazism Ok, so we can accept that fact that he didn't solicit a minor, because there was no minor involved, But, what if a guy solicits a hit man to kill his wife, but the "hit msn" is an undercover police officer. No crime committed? Yeah, right. It's all about intent.
"Am I gonna go to jail tonight?" "Yes sir, I won't lie to you. That is something I won't do. You will go to jail tonight." I get such satisfaction hearing that.
Most of the people they cawght on this show weren't the brightest bulbs in the pack. Ol' Lorney was especially thick. There's no shame in being "slow", I'm not the brightest guy around, but you deserve to be dragged through the mud publicly if you attempt what he did.
If this was in UK,he would not even get put in jail.Got to give it to the states,when it comes to prison sentences,they don't fuck around.love from Liverpool UK!
Twinktoiletsbestfriendsmomscancer I like his Birthday presents; Cayla is not real, Lorne was caught in a Date Line Sting for child predators, He lost his job, and Lorne is going to jail for a while.😂
@belinda hawkins Ive had worse.. Trust me.. Once i Ate All Night Curry Buffet then Walked around Mumbai in 97° Weather for 5 Hours and never found one Bathroom.. It was the Biggest Mess and Shit,hole you have ever seen.. This guy,is Free now nobody cares
Give him a break, he was so shellshocked by the 400 pages of chat log being read back to him by Hansen, you cant blame a man for mixing up the order in which you do Things.
Yea,,her saying hi were you..im ready,,I'm hot,,where you at..did you talk to my uncle Chris Hanson,,I just love that show..i like it when dumb fucs,talk to fake little girls
cop: you have a mid initial? lorne: L cop: what does the L stand for? lorne: loser.. lorne: can i get a drink of water? deputy: yea i get u some water..
This sounds a little odd but it's true, the funniest best TH-cam comments ever are found on uploads such as this. The human ability of wit and humour is phenomenal. Exceptional.
So true. Back in the day there used to be a live stream on JustinTV. Every predator show aired on a loop with chat room. It was so much fun. Bc all of us were fans and knew the show inside and out, it was like hanging out with people who knew one big inside joke.
The lawyer in me knows that there was nothing Armstrong could say that would prevent him from going to jail that night or that could help explain or straighten this matter out that night, so he should have invoked his right to remain silent. But since he's a sexual predator, he's not really deserving of basic human rights so I'm glad he talked.
Lately I've been getting high and watching the predator videos. It's seriously amazing. Like, it just makes it all the better to watch them after smoking a few bowls.
+Scare bear this video is definitely so much more satisfying to watch after not just reading the chat lawg, but also after listening to all the fucking phone cawls and actually listening to him spell out his plan...this is sweet revenge...all this kinda reminds me of the movie called "The Gift" (may i recommend that movie to you all, fucken great ass movie)....Lorne had, before this, gotten away with so much shit, hurting people and leaving a path of devastation and never having to accept responsibility for his actions as long as he got what he wanted.....but that all came to a screeching halt...and this is the bare beginning of the rest of his miserable ass, pathetic, and useless life....from this point on, we know that he will never again experience happiness...
jdspreest 222830 Amen Brother. I take extreme solace knowing Lorne thought his plan was airtight and that he was so smart and soh good at covering his ass, that he'd never get caught...How wrong he was. The Gift I think I've seen it. Is that the one with Cate Blanchett and Katie Holmes?
yes, Lorne was very very wrong indeed... The Gift stars Jason Bateman (in a serious role as the main character) and Joe Edgerton or something like that...Rebeca Hall plays Bateman's wife..it's an old school thriller/suspense...I highly recommend it..it's a damn good film...will make you think about revenge and how far is too far LOL
Would love to see Hansen interview Hitler... Hansen: And you killlled....six million people.......explain that to me. Hitler: ..... Hansen: Help me ouuuut! Hitler: Ein never even meant to do it! Hansen: Okay. Let me give you a little hint. (Holds up "The Final Solution") Hansen: We have the chat between you and Joseph! Hitler: Oh Gott!
When they cut the cuffs off of the Lorne CAWD he should have said “I don’t think I want this cookie anymore, I’m going to the beach!” and just walked out
That’s not much for trying to diddle kids. He was willing to ruin a little girls life just so he can have his sick fantasy. He should have spent 25 years minimum.
Hey Lornographers, the Boston Redsox will be doing a Lorne Armstrong tribute during their next game. The whole team will be wearing Lorne's famous hat.
The Red Sox are doing right now what Lorne has been doing all his life....finding new lows and new ways to lose/fail. They just got swept by my beloved Angels.
They made several different trim packages that year. Lorne had the "PRECIOUS PRINCESS" edition. It came equipped with a booster seat, fold away toy box, and a Tiara hood ornament, which is an homage to his Sweetheart...KMA. He even had it repainted a nice "blawnd" color He even got a personalized license plate that read: LIKEKEWL
My brother got married this weekend. The ceremony was PERFECT. The reception was AWESOME. The couple's first dance was beautiful. Then? Then came the father-daughter dance... and guess which song they chose? ...yup. I was horrified and doubled-over in laughter, all at once. Leave it to Lorne to ruin such a wonderful event for my family.
Oh NOOOO! ha ha ha! I can't listen to that song now without thinking about him AND how he went sharp and off key. It made my hair hurt. Apparently, from what I'm told, he won a couple of karaoke contests in one of the local joints in Maine. I guess that's what made him "think" he was an "aspiring" country singer. There are more talented people than Lorne Armstrong, pumping gas in Nashville than imaginable. I have been playing on stage for over 25 years- a lot of us know our limitations and realize we are decent entertainers but not necessarily "star" quality. Apparently, that did not occur to Lorne! --- but, "I loved him first." gaaaaaaaaaaaag! yuck, dry heaves.....
@Durango, winning a fucking karaoke contest is like winning "Student of the Month" in a continuation school and thinking that with that, you're fucking Ivy League school material. Especially when its abundantly clear that the establishment Lorne frequented to work out his pipes was probably some two-bit shithole full of old people with at least one leg knee deep in a coffin. He said so himself in the chat..that it was a bunch of old hags who supposedly took his picture and bothered to give him applause. That doesn't make a superstar.
Lorne's plight to become a country singer reminds me of this old dude I used to work with in my first career job after I graduated from college. Here was this old burn out former alchie who thought he was bound to have been a rock star had his bitch ex wife and his two ungrateful offspring not derailed his calling. Like Lorne, nothing was his fault. Nope, he was a nice, "sensitive" (his word, not mine), caring man who was perfect in every way except that people took advantage of him. Oh and he had such high vanity too...nevermind he was a cross between Howdy Doody and Mick Jagger (the current old dry prune Mick Jagger). He walked around with a fucken comb in his pocket and everytime he happenefd to cross a reflective surface, he'd stop, bust out the comb, and proceed to fix his lil curl on his little pompaedour. And his jobs? Well apoarently he worked at the post office for years before being shown the door, and so now there he was, working a warehouse job which he sucked at cuz I'd have to go from my desk job out to help him even though it violated OSHA regulations. Anyway, he swore he was a born singer, and he hounded us to go watch him karaoke. We finally caved and went with him.....and he sucked lmao he sang Roy Orbison's "Brown eyed Girl" and needless to say, much like Lorne has done to Heartland's song, he forever has tarnished that song for me lol i cringe every time I hear it. And he had the gall to be pissed when no one clapped or gave two shits about his performance. But did he blame himself? Nope he said people there didn't appreciate talent and wouldn't know talent from their asshole. True story.
Investigator: "Would you like to waive your right to be silent and talk to us and sort as much of this mess out" HAH! There is nothing to "sort out", the investigator is gathering as much evidence as possible in order to criminally prosecute this man.
@@pepper1188 The hat, sneakers and shorts combo isn't exactly a "teenager" fashion. Now, if the hat is cocked slightly to the side or the pants are drooping off of their ass it would be different
It should be known that the reason he is wearing shorts per the chatlog is so that they can be easily removed so that Kayla can uh... *ahem* ... do stuff to Lorne in the truck on the way back to Nashville. It's sad that he didn't get a life sentence.
I only knew that because I read the chat log. I had to stop reading because it was so foul. The little bit of compassion I felt for him flew right out the window after reading that. EVERYONE needs to read that to fully understand how truly depraved this creep is!
Look on the bright side. Hes back in prison as a result of parole violations. Hes too fucking dumb & sick in the head to stay out of trouble. Hes on the lifer installment plan & doesnt even realise it.
@xcellken1 Captain Hadley: I'm not going to count to three. I'm not even going to count to one. You WILL shut the f*** up NOW or I'll sing you a lullaby!
Captain Barrett Coldyron that’s a bold statement. It is sad but true. These older trolls are trying to hit on some hot teenage ass, and they are not putting their best foot forward. He should have gotten himself some fresh Nike Air Max or something.
Imagine when he’s in his prison cell curled up in a ball with he neighbors yelling from every direction that they can’t wait to get their hands on him.
+sinisterpenguin1787 omfg you are genius for this comment!!! it should be put on a tshirt with his face, right!!! lmao thanks for the laugh, i needed it!!! ☺:)
Let's recap the last 20 years or so of Lorne's life: - Gets catfished and scammed over a five year period by some broad on the internet - Becomes an alcoholic - Scams an elderly couple out of $30K - DUI, followed by a few nights in jail - Scams a few other people we know about, and probably quite a few we don't - Flees to Nashville to escape prosecution for said scam with the pipe dream that he can make it in country music, despite having no musical skill whatsoever - Grooms a child for a month - Gets catfished and utterly humiliated by NBC - Serves five years in jail/prison, during which his humiliation is broadcasted on national television - Files numerous nonsense lawsuits, gets smacked down time and time again - Gets out of prison, but is a lifetime RSO and must report to his PO on a regular basis and take sex offender AND substance abuse classes - Gets scammed by an ex-girlfriend AGAIN after he gets out of prison - Continues to file nonsense lawsuits, continues getting smacked down - Has a group of people dedicated to mocking and humiliating him on the internet - That group of people makes contact with him, he deludes himself into believing he's a celebrity and a role model - Gets catfished by that group of people What a useless,scumbag,loser cunt !!
+Nicolas Villamil Yes that's why there was no crime here because a fake relationship with a fake minor equals a fake crime. So a fake victim less crime like this would never hold up in court with a good attorney. If the so-called minor was of legal age, and she invited him, then this cannot be rape. She can be sued for fraud, and criminal charges can be held against her for setting this man up to commit a harmless fake crime.
Anti Feminism No, sorry. Bottom line is the adult is always responsible. Just because she invited him doesn't mean he has to listen to her. What their investigations prove is that if it had been a real girl, then he would've followed through in the same exact way AKA he showed clear intent.
+Nicolas Villamil That's just it, there were two adults which was Lorne Armstrong and the decoy who was of legal age. Geeze can you be this dumb to actually believe that the decoy was underage?? How do you get this notion inside your head that the decoy was 13-years-old. If its anyone who should be held responsible is the adult pretending to be underage. But radical feminist like you don't want to hold the so-called underage girl responsible for inviting this man over since you still believe in this victim mentality for slut girls like this. The truth is, if you invite a grown man over for sex, you are not a victim of rape, and you were asking for it since you chose to spread open your legs like a slut.
+Nicolas Villamil Intent of what?? To rape a make believe girl that doesn't even exist?? Do you know how silly you are making yourself sound like?? How can you sexually harm an adult who pretended to be underage who willingly invited the so-called rapist over for sex?? So if i buy oregano from a drug dealer who's a decoy, and i smoke the oregano thinking it was Marijuana, should i still be arrested for that?? Fake crimes but real convictions, give me a fucking break.That's why these cases never hold up in court with good attorneys representing these guys.
Got away with what? “Kayla” never existed. As much of a low life he is, he was desperate for attention from the opposite sex more than we was a pedo. I very much doubt he would have ever attracted and met up with an ACTUAL 13 year old girl. Look at the guy? Does he strike you as the type to attract young girls, especially minors???
"I never meant to do it" says the guy who spent an entire month chatting with a girl he thought was 13, saying he wants to marry her, and do all this demented shit to her
Crying starts 0:00.
David Sarif and ends at the end...
This made me laugh
David Sarif Ends at 20:59
😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
Putting the PIP over Lorne's face was a stoopid move. CAWD
Hearing Lorne cry is the cleanest best pleasure 😂
Lord, cawd almighty. I wish I could see his face.
When you think you're having the best day of your life and within 1 second it becomes the worst day of your life as Chris Hansen immerges from the other room...
Thinking of it from his perspective, it’s his birthday, he’s drank a few cold ones, he’s about to get some strange for the first time in his life. I won’t even go into the pedo side of it
Emerges.
That crying sound in the beginning is the sound of a Keurig brewing a fresh cup of coffee
“How tall are you”
“Five-eight (sob!)”
I love how his home address is cut out, now you can find it in two seconds
The cleanest, best interview of Lorne.
Getting old and stale, RFD!
You're exactly what I was expecting
Decoy: awww
It makes me so angry when they cry. They’re totally fine with fucking up a kid for life, but want to get sympathy for themselves as soon as they’re caught.
Crying is a normal human emotion. People don't necessarily do it to get sympathy. I mean, come on.
I love watching this because he CRIES through the entire interview. Seriously the man has no balls. He’s a crying momma’s boy
I thawt yew had blawwwnd hayuh
Dude I’d cry every day if I was Lorne too
@@genericinternetmale14lmao your mocking of his accent has a translate to English under it. That’s funny fucking shit
Can someone make a 10 hour loop of just the pleasant sounds of Lorne’s pathetic crying? I could really use that to fall asleep to, or as background noise, or to help me meditate.
I knew what this video was. I was just testing it, that’s all.
LMAOO!!!
That is so... sick!
Christopher Xavier Cannon I just came here for something to eat
Christopher Xavier Cannon that’s all.
Lmao!!
Officer: “We’re going to ask you a few question, ok sir?”
Lorne: “Well yell at me why don’t cya.”
whale*
Best joke in the thread
He wants a kiss first!
Whats wrong with asking questions?
Gyawwddd
At least he dressed up for her. Mowing shoes and tall white socks.
And those crusty cum, piss & shit stained shorts!
Ikr he wore those shorts purposely bc when him and Kayla took off to Nashville so they could do stuff in his truck. His a P.O.S that has never learned anything and later thought of himself as a celebrity bc he was on TCAP. 😆
Loren’s legs are the whitest I’ve ever seen. They almost match his socks
@Lorne Armstrong Well yell at him why don't ya
@Trump won Trump won by dodging the draft and cheating on his wives. And also add not paying his taxes. So yes, he's a winner.
He seemed very confident in the presence of the child. He's a sniveling child in the presence of the authorities. Funny that.
Mousehead2000 The cop should have told him to quit crying like a bitch and man the fuck up!
If I was that police officer I'd tell him either he quit crying like a bitch or I'd bash his head in.
Lorne on a mental level is very childlike. A child with special needs. A child that was used to getting his own way from Mommy. It's no wonder he was drawn to an under aged girl. Before this arrest I really do not think Lorne was ever told or understood the word... No! Then his false reality of a world was destroyed & crushed in an instant with his arrest. What you see here is Lorne coming face to face with the utter ugliness of the brutal reality of staring down a monster. The monster being himself.
awww. You are soooo sweet
@@roninnotasheeplikeyou.2631 That was pretty insightful!! I think you hit the nail on the head with that comment.
Mr Armstrong we need to ask you some questions....
“I need a kiss first.”
Let me turn the video cam on pause
Well what good is a kiss gonna be if you turn off the video cam??
Well, yell at me, why dont ya??! 👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice of the detective to bring him water. I'm sure he was dehydrated from all the crying.
on top of all the jacking off he did over this girl the past month or so.
+Matt Dickey He could get a can of coke from Walter Babst
Matt Dickey he was also jacking off before the interview because of his frustration and guilt. lol
that stress also gives ya some serious cottonmouth
+Kevin Carey Running around naked will dry you out also.
U know he’s crying more coz kayla ain’t real ..
Um. Plot twist. She is real. The dad worked for NBC.. she was facing being grounded .. and dad got a quick pay day
And because he has a pimple on his ass!
@Bjorn Armströng lol!
He still held out hope she was gonna run in and save him from the police and then blow him in the interrogation room.
@@smutjunkies559 could you imagine "oh gawd oh gawd"
I like falling asleep to Lorne’s whimpering
@shane marz I do it too man. So soothing
Wow... there must be a whole group of us that do that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone needs to make that louder and loop that for an hour.
@@Pathfinder-Doc lolololol, dying!!!!!...
what is whimpering
The way the cop said “You will go to jail tonight” and how Lorne broke down after he said that was the cleanest, best pleasure 8:08
I love the subtle 'cawd' after the news is broken to him.
nca124 It makes me wetter than he thought he made Kayla
😂😅😂
Getting old and stale, Danny T!
hahaha. damn right
*rewinds and watches again*
unfortunate picture-in-picture placement
+Short Fuse Agree. It's inexcusable.
+Rob Hill right
yeah but it will pass this dood deserves every ounce of pain he feels
+Meatrocket hia
lmao
I think he's crying not because he's in DEEP SHIT, but because Kayla betrayed him. He just wants to go home, go online and say to her "Cawd Kayla, why doncha luhv meh?"
+CaptainSpazz that's one of the many possibilities for sure...that's been a topic of discussion for a long time in Lornography: at what point did Lorne actually realize that Kayla never actually existed?
He did buy her a bracelet.
I dunno, that decoy they hired is pretty cute. Hey, when you're through luring predators into the house, how about we go out and grab dinner?
Yeah, I think he's crying because once again he's been deceived by a woman online and the pain became too much to bear.
Poor fucker...at least this time he didn't loose anymore dale earnhardt jr shit
I came to the comment section to tell you all that I wasn't coming.
This is a highly overlooked comment
I just wanted to test it
oh, so you got owestted too?
I really came to this comment section for no reason.
I came to the comments section and I have no idea what's going on. 🙃
He shoulda told the officers to "delete their archives" of his chat.
Kayla why arent you real?! Cawd!
🐳 yell at him why dont you😂
And never Ever give your last name to creeps on the internet 💁🏽♀️
Are you anxious to touch my penis precious?
he's not crying because he is so busted he is crying because he lost his little princess..cawd
haha
Lol i'd cut off my arm if that bull was true
Officer..... “Lorne at this point of time ,you get to make only one phone call “
Lorne “ Thanks officer as I really need to speak to Kayla” 🤦♂️
Bdawg 39 lol
He starts singing “I Loved Her First” in jail
« I need to tell her I’m going to jail. She will not understand, Sir. »
hahahahahahaha...that is funny
..hahah
Bdawg 39
What time slot was this?
Lorne took the song ‘it’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to’ too literally.
Happy birthday big guy.
Blubbering Buffoon
All of his crying and tears are making this video “ wayyy watered down”.
You should go have a shower before commenting.
l mean thats the first thing you do.
He came from "WAYYYY WAAYYY WAY"
I see what you did there.
Chris Hansen approves.
can we test it?
That paper work is as thick as a phone book cawd
Lol "cawd"😂😂
Lorne is more upset that Kayle Marie Armstrong isn't real.
+TheFlyingHogg That's why this shouldn't be a crime. It was a make-believe minor, a fake crime with a fake victim.
+TheFlyingHogg . I think that's why he was crying mostly. His chat log is just wild how much he "loved her"
+Mrs. Anti Feminazism Ok, so we can accept that fact that he didn't solicit a minor, because there was no minor involved, But, what if a guy solicits a hit man to kill his wife, but the "hit msn" is an undercover police officer. No crime committed? Yeah, right. It's all about intent.
+PsychoticBovine bitch dont get me started
he's upset Kayla changed her name to Kacey and cheated on him later
*He was probably thinking “Why would Kayla fawkin set me up like this?!”*
LOL I am sure that's actually exactly what he was thinking
Cop: "What's your home address?"
Lorne: "Prison."
LULL
LMFAO!
Lol!!! One of the best jokes I have read here
Cop reply: "No I mean currently, prior to your upcoming conviction."
"Am I gonna go to jail tonight?"
"Yes sir, I won't lie to you. That is something I won't do. You will go to jail tonight."
I get such satisfaction hearing that.
Iisdabest889 and the sniveling after he heard that..Pathetically asking "How long am I gonna be there for? "
Did he expect the detective to say, "No, you just have to pay this citation and your'e free to go. Your truck will be waiting outside for you."
Most of the people they cawght on this show weren't the brightest bulbs in the pack. Ol' Lorney was especially thick. There's no shame in being "slow", I'm not the brightest guy around, but you deserve to be dragged through the mud publicly if you attempt what he did.
If this was in UK,he would not even get put in jail.Got to give it to the states,when it comes to prison sentences,they don't fuck around.love from Liverpool UK!
Andrew m I know. I can't believe the sentences they give out for murder over there.
I like how they bleep out his birth date but tell you his age and the fact that it's his birthday
Twinktoiletsbestfriendsmomscancer It also doesn’t make sense since all of that is public information now since he’s a Registered Sex Offender
welp they probably did this video before posting all the info so they kinda goofed it
The time/date data on the video is also a clue.
Twinktoiletsbestfriendsmomscancer I like his Birthday presents; Cayla is not real, Lorne was caught in a Date Line Sting for child predators, He lost his job, and Lorne is going to jail for a while.😂
Well we did by the book your honour.. 😁
Oh man they should have had the decoy call him while he was sobbing alone. "Oh, Kayla, thank Cawd it's youuuuu..."
He probably tried calling her with his one phone call.
The cops should have started talking about their plans for the weekend and then asked Lorne if he had any.
😩🤦🤣🤣🤣😂 get off the internet 🤣😂😂
And Lorne would reply: “not a whole laawwt!” 😆
Luis Reyes” 🐳 not a whole lawwt!”
Stompy TheWonderLizard 😂😂😂😂
The Unicorn Diaries 😂😂😂 🐳
This interview was my cleanest,best pleasure.
Elliott Russell like raw, with no ruber
Elliott Russell canirapeyouanally
I'm not gay or nuthin'. On my way to 'Lantic City.
horticasey why don't you have a seat right over there
LOLOLOL
legend has it that lorne armstrong is crying to this day
FACTS lowl
Good
Damn, these "legend has it" comments are so outplayed.
😆😆😆
Ammaar Quraishi 😂 😆 😝 fuck yeah inside and out
Yo NBC two words: Role-Playing Chatroom dude.
Let go of the keys!!!
rbryant100 no, they're mine!
Joseph Luzi that defense didn't work for you so why would it work for him
Whaaaat? No waaay!
Chris: .........yanni I have the transcript.
mark schiavone you seem like law enforcement. I happen to know law enforcement
We’re going to need another box of tissues....and probably a mop
Ha ha ha..... "and probably a mop" That's really funny. :)
Is this the most miserable birthday ever recorded?
After speaking to someone who was born on 9/11 (years before the attack of course) I'm going to say yes.
Geoffrey Bronson Dont feel bad hes outa prison now
@Jesse Williams not at all man.. Ive had way worse.. Once i got Left in a bathtub and,the took my Kidneys
Pretty much...!
@belinda hawkins Ive had worse.. Trust me.. Once i Ate All Night Curry Buffet then Walked around Mumbai in 97° Weather for 5 Hours and never found one Bathroom.. It was the Biggest Mess and Shit,hole you have ever seen.. This guy,is Free now nobody cares
He hasn't had a kiss yeat!
i think he asked the cop
imedi I think Lorne was more upset that Kayla wasn't real.
Thomas Noctor ...give him a kiss then
Ben Wade Well...... yell at me why don't cha?
Ben Wade Well...... yell at me why don't cha?
I do like the nearly 4 minutes of this dude crying alone lol
😂, that's hilarious...I found that funny to look at
“I operate a LOL”
Baked Bean 😂😂
sob sniffle...now that i've admitted to everything...sniffle...sob sob...i'd like an attorney...sniffle...
Give him a break, he was so shellshocked by the 400 pages of chat log being read back to him by Hansen, you cant blame a man for mixing up the order in which you do Things.
The Cappening Channel Oh, here's a good one....
You got that Right!!
Holden Ryan. Absolutely!! 😋😋😋
Jeff Stacy. She's thinking to get a bigger Mr. Penis!! 😋😋😋😋
Lorne isn't crying because he's in trouble, he's crying because he's not going to see the 13 yr old girl after all....
No shit!
CaptainSpauIding LOWL
“Yell at me, why don’cha”
Armstrong: Am I going to jail tonight?
Detective: Nah, we're going to let you off with a warning. Just make sure this doesn't happen again.
Worst..birthday..ever...... lol
You see these pictures?
Yep, there's my cawk.
LMAO!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA
LMAO
Why does he add A to every word instead of an O or an E 😂
You ha
Lorne sounds like “Lauren” pronounced with a heavy heavy southern accent.
KingUgly DaGoonie He was probably Lauren to someone during his time in prison.
I would pay money for a copy of this where the PiP box isn't covering Lorne.
I know!!! I would go half on that with you!!!!
@@thatonekindahotblackchickw1641 I'd go halves on a blunt with you
@Generic InternetUser This... is Mr. Big
they should've had the decoy call him while he was sitting there crying LOL
Daryl Mcalister ...hahaha
LOL.
"Hey, where you at? Who was that guy in the suit? Why were there cameras there? Are you coming back over?"
Yea,,her saying hi were you..im ready,,I'm hot,,where you at..did you talk to my uncle Chris Hanson,,I just love that show..i like it when dumb fucs,talk to fake little girls
Daryl Mcalister legend has it he is married to the decoy since she became of age... disgusting
cop: you have a mid initial?
lorne: L
cop: what does the L stand for?
lorne: loser..
lorne: can i get a drink of water?
deputy: yea i get u some water..
walmartian lmao toilet water
it was probably a 50/50 mix of toilet water and urine
Ingen Ting knowing lorne, he was probably hoping for 100% urine
walmartian - I was going to write the exact same thing !
Great minds think alike 👍🏼
Is that your fantasy?
John Kennely - "I just came to get something to eat."
This sounds a little odd but it's true, the funniest best TH-cam comments ever are found on uploads such as this. The human ability of wit and humour is phenomenal. Exceptional.
sol cutta whaaat?! No way! 😆
sol cutta I agree but when it comes to Lorne Armstrong, the jokes just seem to write themselves.
So true. Back in the day there used to be a live stream on JustinTV. Every predator show aired on a loop with chat room. It was so much fun. Bc all of us were fans and knew the show inside and out, it was like hanging out with people who knew one big inside joke.
He must never been to jail before
stuff it you nauseating wanker
I am not going to lie to you, yes you will going to jail tonight. And the other cop hands him a box of tissues. Priceless!!!
And a party pack of dingers!
How wong am I going to be deuh? Sob.
The lawyer in me knows that there was nothing Armstrong could say that would prevent him from going to jail that night or that could help explain or straighten this matter out that night, so he should have invoked his right to remain silent.
But since he's a sexual predator, he's not really deserving of basic human rights so I'm glad he talked.
Where does he say that
Animallecter ,,, blubbering idiot, his phone calls to the "13 year old" investigator were posted, this guy is truly a pathetic clown
Cawd's Plan
Banoffee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏌🏽♂️🏌🏽♂️
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Cop: What is your full name?
Lorne: Lorne Cawd Armstrong.
Joey 🐳
Legend has it he’s still sobbing to this day.
And hasnt gotten his kiss yet haha 😂
@49ers Vinny actually he got 6 months...he gets out in February
Eric Feick why can’t predators just rot in jail 😡
those tears are waaay watered down. waaaaay watered down.
Lorne was dressed to impress that night! Wooo!
Aakao those sneakers alone would drench any panties
Lol he's wearing shorts, so they'd be easier to pull down while driving, so Kayla could suck on his painus.
Boy, what a classy dresser!!! Says he made $100,000 a year but had no money for gas!
Dustin McPhetridge would be proud
to this very day, if you stand on a rooftop and listen *very* closely you can still hear lorne lynn armstrong crying
imeantloveyou5eva Takes super strong hearing and you have to sit perfectly still and concentrate, though.
Plaintive wailing
Lol.. My heart.. I mean my fart breaks for him 😂 😂 😂
Wait about 5 minutes and you can hear him softly singing “I loved ha furwst” 🎵🎶
"why me cawd? Whyyyyyy.."
The three or so minutes at the end with Lornie all alone crying in the empty interview room was my cleanest best pleasure
Hearing Lorne’s sniveling is the cleanest, best pleasure.
Lately I've been getting high and watching the predator videos. It's seriously amazing. Like, it just makes it all the better to watch them after smoking a few bowls.
Watching Lorne cry, I feel the way Cartman did watching Scott Tenorman eat his parents.
+Scare bear this video is definitely so much more satisfying to watch after not just reading the chat lawg, but also after listening to all the fucking phone cawls and actually listening to him spell out his plan...this is sweet revenge...all this kinda reminds me of the movie called "The Gift" (may i recommend that movie to you all, fucken great ass movie)....Lorne had, before this, gotten away with so much shit, hurting people and leaving a path of devastation and never having to accept responsibility for his actions as long as he got what he wanted.....but that all came to a screeching halt...and this is the bare beginning of the rest of his miserable ass, pathetic, and useless life....from this point on, we know that he will never again experience happiness...
jdspreest 222830 Amen Brother. I take extreme solace knowing Lorne thought his plan was airtight and that he was so smart and soh good at covering his ass, that he'd never get caught...How wrong he was.
The Gift I think I've seen it. Is that the one with Cate Blanchett and Katie Holmes?
yes, Lorne was very very wrong indeed...
The Gift stars Jason Bateman (in a serious role as the main character) and Joe Edgerton or something like that...Rebeca Hall plays Bateman's wife..it's an old school thriller/suspense...I highly recommend it..it's a damn good film...will make you think about revenge and how far is too far LOL
jdspreest 222830 Oh Cawd yes. I'll search for it tonight.
+jdspreest 222830 Plot twist: the guy raped his wife while she was unconcious, and is having his baby.
Would love to see Hansen interview Hitler...
Hansen: And you killlled....six million people.......explain that to me.
Hitler: .....
Hansen: Help me ouuuut!
Hitler: Ein never even meant to do it!
Hansen: Okay. Let me give you a little hint.
(Holds up "The Final Solution")
Hansen: We have the chat between you and Joseph!
Hitler: Oh Gott!
lol hahaha
lmao
TheReivenlocke "help me ouuut" lmao!!!
Mossad! Get down on the ground! GET DOWN!
Is this an actual video? I would love to see it!
When they cut the cuffs off of the Lorne CAWD he should have said “I don’t think I want this cookie anymore, I’m going to the beach!” and just walked out
Yea that's not funny nor does it make sense in this situation. Nice try though.
Teen girls aren’t into creepy old dudes. This is a simple, easy to comprehend truth. Or maybe it isn’t.
Just be honest with us, and we’ll have you out of here in a little over 5 years 😂
haha 😏👌
Hahahaha hahahaha I luv it
You just won the internet with that comment!!! 👌✌️
🤣🤣🤣🤣😓😓😓😓😂😂😂 Yaaaasssss! That was epic!
That’s not much for trying to diddle kids. He was willing to ruin a little girls life just so he can have his sick fantasy.
He should have spent 25 years minimum.
Hey Lornographers, the Boston Redsox will be doing a Lorne Armstrong tribute during their next game. The whole team will be wearing Lorne's famous hat.
The Red Sox are doing right now what Lorne has been doing all his life....finding new lows and new ways to lose/fail. They just got swept by my beloved Angels.
beavis jones Oh my God that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm laughing so hard!!!! Thanks
jdspreest Who's lonelier than the Maytag repairman? The Red Sox third base coach.
and now even the first base coach...the Sawx can't hit worth a shit...
yet they are currently in first place in the AL east. :-P
Can you imagine constantly being reminded on your birthday of the one when you were arrested and jailed?
He went from wistfully eating a bologna sandwich with Buddy to sharing a jail cell with Bubbah in two hours.
Fyi. His truck was one year younger then the girl.. lol
Lmao 😂 this....this was funny 10/10
How is that even funny?
You think he fucked his gas hole? Should we do something?
They made several different trim packages that year. Lorne had the "PRECIOUS PRINCESS" edition. It came equipped with a booster seat, fold away toy box, and a Tiara hood ornament, which is an homage to his Sweetheart...KMA.
He even had it repainted a nice "blawnd" color
He even got a personalized license plate that read: LIKEKEWL
Star Cat - because most people don't have cars that old. That's why it's funny
ROFL i love how they put his hat in an evidence bag.
I know i caught that too. lol it looked so lonely and soiled.
CATCHABODYBRUH haha I saw that too
Did his self pitying sniveling get on anyone else's nerves?
Sol Cutta -Jason Clayden- Id like to punch him in his neck. Punk.
I think they have him more prison time for all the crying.
Not at all. I thoroughly enjoyed the sniffling. It gave me the cleanest, best pleasure.
Absolutely he is a disgusting piece of garbage and was only upset that he got caught 😝
Bet he cried like a baby each night when other inmates would visit his cell & rip up his asshole!
Give him a break...he was just on his way to the beach
My brother got married this weekend. The ceremony was PERFECT. The reception was AWESOME. The couple's first dance was beautiful. Then? Then came the father-daughter dance... and guess which song they chose?
...yup.
I was horrified and doubled-over in laughter, all at once. Leave it to Lorne to ruin such a wonderful event for my family.
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Lmao! Are u serious dude? That's some funny ass shit. Lorne will haunt us even in the happiest of moment and damnedest of places.
Oh NOOOO! ha ha ha! I can't listen to that song now without thinking about him AND how he went sharp and off key. It made my hair hurt. Apparently, from what I'm told, he won a couple of karaoke contests in one of the local joints in Maine. I guess that's what made him "think" he was an "aspiring" country singer. There are more talented people than Lorne Armstrong, pumping gas in Nashville than imaginable. I have been playing on stage for over 25 years- a lot of us know our limitations and realize we are decent entertainers but not necessarily "star" quality. Apparently, that did not occur to Lorne! --- but, "I loved him first." gaaaaaaaaaaaag! yuck, dry heaves.....
@Durango, winning a fucking karaoke contest is like winning "Student of the Month" in a continuation school and thinking that with that, you're fucking Ivy League school material. Especially when its abundantly clear that the establishment Lorne frequented to work out his pipes was probably some two-bit shithole full of old people with at least one leg knee deep in a coffin. He said so himself in the chat..that it was a bunch of old hags who supposedly took his picture and bothered to give him applause. That doesn't make a superstar.
Lorne's plight to become a country singer reminds me of this old dude I used to work with in my first career job after I graduated from college. Here was this old burn out former alchie who thought he was bound to have been a rock star had his bitch ex wife and his two ungrateful offspring not derailed his calling. Like Lorne, nothing was his fault. Nope, he was a nice, "sensitive" (his word, not mine), caring man who was perfect in every way except that people took advantage of him. Oh and he had such high vanity too...nevermind he was a cross between Howdy Doody and Mick Jagger (the current old dry prune Mick Jagger). He walked around with a fucken comb in his pocket and everytime he happenefd to cross a reflective surface, he'd stop, bust out the comb, and proceed to fix his lil curl on his little pompaedour. And his jobs? Well apoarently he worked at the post office for years before being shown the door, and so now there he was, working a warehouse job which he sucked at cuz I'd have to go from my desk job out to help him even though it violated OSHA regulations. Anyway, he swore he was a born singer, and he hounded us to go watch him karaoke. We finally caved and went with him.....and he sucked lmao he sang Roy Orbison's "Brown eyed Girl" and needless to say, much like Lorne has done to Heartland's song, he forever has tarnished that song for me lol i cringe every time I hear it. And he had the gall to be pissed when no one clapped or gave two shits about his performance. But did he blame himself? Nope he said people there didn't appreciate talent and wouldn't know talent from their asshole. True story.
He should have showed the officers his Meatrocket!
He was going to but he felt as if the integrity of his meat rocket would've been compromised..
Post entry or pre entry?
Jay Reffner at least told him about mr penis
What's wrong with that?
U Wana see my meatrocket
Investigator: "Would you like to waive your right to be silent and talk to us and sort as much of this mess out"
HAH! There is nothing to "sort out", the investigator is gathering as much evidence as possible in order to criminally prosecute this man.
@hello me Lorne, and 99% of all of the other predators caught on TCAP, lol.
happy 10th year anniversary, Lorne.
Stephen Cleaver You mean "Happy Birthday!"
He committed suicide 4 months later....tell it to his grave
Rhonda Hillegers really?
Stephen Cleaver Yup Luckily he's out of Prison this week.. Im excited for him
Uncle Chuckles this week? he is out since years - he even has a youtube channel
Well, yell at me why don't you!!
Anybody with shoes like that are definitely a predator!!
Shorts tennis shoes and baseball caps on anybody over 18 is just cringe grow up
@@pepper1188 The hat, sneakers and shorts combo isn't exactly a "teenager" fashion. Now, if the hat is cocked slightly to the side or the pants are drooping off of their ass it would be different
@@michaelsuder1355 He's dressed like a child. Baseball hats on middle-aged men just say I'm bald. Dress like the Europeans👍
It should be known that the reason he is wearing shorts per the chatlog is so that they can be easily removed so that Kayla can uh... *ahem* ... do stuff to Lorne in the truck on the way back to Nashville. It's sad that he didn't get a life sentence.
I only knew that because I read the chat log. I had to stop reading because it was so foul. The little bit of compassion I felt for him flew right out the window after reading that. EVERYONE needs to read that to fully understand how truly depraved this creep is!
Your exactly right ...he wore shorts so it easier to pull down! Jackass
Look on the bright side. Hes back in prison as a result of parole violations. Hes too fucking dumb & sick in the head to stay out of trouble.
Hes on the lifer installment plan & doesnt even realise it.
He pretty much confessed to everything before asking for an attorney lol wtf
LMAO.. tbh i think they already had enough evidence against this dude
You're bomb as fuck btw
+martingallegos01 you're absolutely right boss
He tends to start asking important questions after he's made a life chaning mistake.
Tiana Hartley lul
Better not act like that when you get to jail tonight.
I hated fucking weepers.
@xcellken1
Captain Hadley:
I'm not going to count to three. I'm not even going to count to one. You WILL shut the f*** up NOW or I'll sing you a lullaby!
He must have. Did you see him suddenly getting a pair balls from somewhere? Lol
You can totally see how the detectives are building their case against Mr. Armstrong....
His shoes are pissing me off in a major way.
Even Dustin McPhetridge had more stylish shoes.
Captain Barrett Coldyron that’s a bold statement. It is sad but true. These older trolls are trying to hit on some hot teenage ass, and they are not putting their best foot forward. He should have gotten himself some fresh Nike Air Max or something.
Love that whimpering, so satisfying to listen to.
T. Price he never even meant to do it
Imagine when he’s in his prison cell curled up in a ball with he neighbors yelling from every direction that they can’t wait to get their hands on him.
You should here me orgasm
It's the cleanest best pleasure.
@@davoid96 he was just on his.way to the beach!
I just came to get something to eat
+sinisterpenguin1787 omfg you are genius for this comment!!! it should be put on a tshirt with his face, right!!! lmao thanks for the laugh, i needed it!!! ☺:)
John! We've been through this before...I've got the chat logs AGAIN!
Damon Jay I had a death in the family and I never took it well.
sinisterpenguin1787 here's a cookie man they're home baked
Only should be sold to pedophiles lol!!!
From the massage chair to the hot seat in less than an hour! 😂
1:23 - "I understand your name is Lorne Armstrong? First of all I'd like to wish you a Happy Birthday Mr. Armstrong."
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Absolutely!!! The guys in jail will probably have a present for you too!!😁😏
Ba bahahaha
Whayul, yell at me whydontcha!
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AH HAVENEVEN KISSEDYA YEAT
horticasey God bless his accent and his insane comments haha. “Mr Penis” and “Ms Vagina.”
horticasey 😂
Whayul, arrest me whydontcha!
I love how the cops say they want to "get this settled". More like "we want slam dunk evidence for our case."
Mannn u aint lyin smhhhg
Let's recap the last 20 years or so of Lorne's life:
- Gets catfished and scammed over a five year period by some broad on the internet
- Becomes an alcoholic
- Scams an elderly couple out of $30K
- DUI, followed by a few nights in jail
- Scams a few other people we know about, and probably quite a few we don't
- Flees to Nashville to escape prosecution for said scam with the pipe dream that he can make it in country music, despite having no musical skill whatsoever
- Grooms a child for a month
- Gets catfished and utterly humiliated by NBC
- Serves five years in jail/prison, during which his humiliation is broadcasted on national television
- Files numerous nonsense lawsuits, gets smacked down time and time again
- Gets out of prison, but is a lifetime RSO and must report to his PO on a regular basis and take sex offender AND substance abuse classes
- Gets scammed by an ex-girlfriend AGAIN after he gets out of prison
- Continues to file nonsense lawsuits, continues getting smacked down
- Has a group of people dedicated to mocking and humiliating him on the internet
- That group of people makes contact with him, he deludes himself into believing he's a celebrity and a role model
- Gets catfished by that group of people
What a useless,scumbag,loser cunt !!
I thought he died.
And in October, 2019 gets sent back to prison.
Now that is one impressive resume!
Blubbering buffoon. Rarely do I see a legitimate, certifiable loser.
I'm looking for a John Peterson
Did you ever work on the movie "Kindergarten Cop"?
🤣🤣🤣
Finding out their relationship was fake must've been soul crushing for him hahahaha
+Nicolas Villamil Yes that's why there was no crime here because a fake relationship with a fake minor equals a fake crime. So a fake victim less crime like this would never hold up in court with a good attorney. If the so-called minor was of legal age, and she invited him, then this cannot be rape. She can be sued for fraud, and criminal charges can be held against her for setting this man up to commit a harmless fake crime.
Anti Feminism No, sorry. Bottom line is the adult is always responsible. Just because she invited him doesn't mean he has to listen to her. What their investigations prove is that if it had been a real girl, then he would've followed through in the same exact way AKA he showed clear intent.
+Nicolas Villamil That's just it, there were two adults which was Lorne Armstrong and the decoy who was of legal age. Geeze can you be this dumb to actually believe that the decoy was underage?? How do you get this notion inside your head that the decoy was 13-years-old. If its anyone who should be held responsible is the adult pretending to be underage. But radical feminist like you don't want to hold the so-called underage girl
responsible for inviting this man over since you still believe in this
victim mentality for slut girls like this. The truth is, if you invite a
grown man over for sex, you are not a victim of rape, and you were
asking for it since you chose to spread open your legs like a slut.
+Nicolas Villamil Intent of what?? To rape a make believe girl that doesn't even exist?? Do you know how silly you are making yourself sound like?? How can you sexually harm an adult who pretended to be underage who willingly invited the so-called rapist over for sex?? So if i buy oregano from a drug dealer who's a decoy, and i smoke the oregano thinking it was Marijuana, should i still be arrested for that?? Fake crimes but real convictions, give me a fucking break.That's why these cases never hold up in court with good attorneys representing these guys.
Anti Feminism are you the same person as Mrs. Anti Feminazi?
He woulda gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling NBC!
Are you kidding me!? He would've splooged buckets of jizz alllllll over Kayla and allllllll over that house.
@@ekscholl Oh Cawd!!
No Scooby snacks for anyone....
@@czechchicklet6890 That's awesome-you got the reference. :)
Got away with what? “Kayla” never existed. As much of a low life he is, he was desperate for attention from the opposite sex more than we was a pedo. I very much doubt he would have ever attracted and met up with an ACTUAL 13 year old girl. Look at the guy? Does he strike you as the type to attract young girls, especially minors???
"I never meant to do it" says the guy who spent an entire month chatting with a girl he thought was 13, saying he wants to marry her, and do all this demented shit to her
The police officer is so soft spoken & kind. His voice is very relaxing. Hope he's doing well. God Bless -Nikki G.
Your right ....he very professional as well. No aggressive tactics
nicole george way nicer than the Darke County cop that constantly referred to “his” county.
@@SnickasBah Yeah that annoys the shit out of me when cops do the whole "my road", "my county" sort of thing. The don't own jack
Agree, snickas
It’s an interrogation tactic. He’s clearly good at this. Sad to hear he died.