Once again. Surely a word in monsieur chaussettes daily wordle would be "oh my god a new birdy brid video to brighten everyone's day". Of course, he would start with cream and pound, but after that, birdy brids compilations will follow and they will inevitably be the true and the correct answer to all questions. Not only the wordle will be solved, questions that haven't yet been answered by philosophy and science will find their answers in these compilations, where ancient wisdom is preached by a young lawstudent who was once a catboy, one who is quite short but claims to be as tall as a certain yaksha, towering above all mortals and their trivial problems. In a hundred years time, when we will be watching the remnants of our planet from outer space, generations later will remember and read about your videos in history books. research will be made, and the ever curious human race will have found the answer to why. descartes said "cogito ergo sum", but really, we will realize, that him thinking wasn't the reason for existing, but rather it was this video that you have just postet. this video transcends time, travels back to descartes' time and travels far into a future we cannot possibly grasp- that is the beauty of condensed zy0x stream to waste on the crimson witch domain | zy0x clips | 110323 by birdy brid.
@@birdybrid I mean it's the silver lining you can look for when you pull a four star you don't give a shit about But i must admit that one time I did a couple multies more than I planned just to buy his c3,,,,
Zy0x is correct that it is marketing. That is the reason it is always implied and never confirmed. That allows for people to ship and also doesn't piss off the sad sack neck beards worried about being ntr'd by fictional characters. It isn't even just the implied gay relationships. They do the same thing with the Traveler and half the characters in the game. They drop ship bait constantly and some characters with multiple other characters (JeanxLisa, JeanxDiluc as an example). But again only ever implied. Hoyo knows how to sell their product.
Yeah, they also do it subtly enough to not piss off bigots and a certain restrictive government cough cough. The ambiguity means if you don't want there to be certain stuff, you can pretend there isn't, and if you do, you can feel good that there is things pointing towards it
i do agree with the marketing bit as well but i also hate it when people attack others if they don’t view it as gay. like i’m cool with raiden and yae as a ship but the amount of times i’ve been attacked simply bc i didn’t think they were lesbians and only felt like mihoyo was mostly baiting was sad and drove me away from genshin for a bit. there’s also a ship wars which makes me cringe bc i thought we left that back in the early tumblr days but here we are in 2023 where chronically online teenagers feel the need to defend a fictional ship.
Yeah almost all characters love travelers but the travelers don’t show interest in a certain character with this people can ship traveler with almost character (also a lot of people self insert into the traveler💀💀💀)
I honestly don't see it. Alhaitham and Kaveh, absolutely, I'd be surprised if they weren't a canon thing, but for most other ships (that doesn't involve the Traveler) I don't see even a hint of romance. It might just be that you see what you want to see, and as someone who values friendships over romance, friendships are all I see. There are some things you can choose to read into but I never see it between the PCs, only between the Traveler and PC. Except for some sidequest npcs, and Alhaitham and Kaveh, of course, that was so shockingly blatant I just wondered why they don't do it with every character that isn't straight.
zy0x, the most sane, tall, handsome streamer to ever exist. He may have his imperfections (defending xiaos height, simping a BIT too much of alhaitham) but nobody can be perfect in every way, right?
Oh my God Zy0x, okay, sometimes you- you may miss a few dodges here and there, but against the Maguu Kenkis you're unparalleled! You are truly the modern day Pablo Picasso of dodging Maguu Kenkis!
4:44 this is true. when compared against anime with real queer representation, anime that tease queerness all the time gets way more fan engagement because of all the people writing fanfic and shit
zy0x is that one adult who regrets their middle school life bc they were so cringy back then, but he actually never grew up and continued to be what his middle schooler personality is today
I feel like all these clips are played at like 1.10x speed Edit: I've been watching fkr about 10 minutes and I am 100% sure this being played at a higher speed, maybe like 1.15 or 1.2
stoppp the title of this video hurts me too hard LMFAO. i've spent the last month in crimson witch bc im the sanest diluc main (also, the video description HUH)
Once again. Surely a word in monsieur chaussettes daily wordle would be "oh my god a new birdy brid video to brighten everyone's day". Of course, he would start with cream and pound, but after that, birdy brids compilations will follow and they will inevitably be the true and the correct answer to all questions. Not only the wordle will be solved, questions that haven't yet been answered by philosophy and science will find their answers in these compilations, where ancient wisdom is preached by a young lawstudent who was once a catboy, one who is quite short but claims to be as tall as a certain yaksha, towering above all mortals and their trivial problems. In a hundred years time, when we will be watching the remnants of our planet from outer space, generations later will remember and read about your videos in history books. research will be made, and the ever curious human race will have found the answer to why. descartes said "cogito ergo sum", but really, we will realize, that him thinking wasn't the reason for existing, but rather it was this video that you have just postet. this video transcends time, travels back to descartes' time and travels far into a future we cannot possibly grasp-
that is the beauty of condensed zy0x stream to waste on the crimson witch domain | zy0x clips | 110323 by birdy brid.
essaying
satisfactory
Mhm yes indubitably
i can hear his voice while reading this lmao
✍️🔥🔥
Bro mistook laminate for lament 💀
zy0x: they call me modern day shakespeare
also zy0x: lamenting paper
truly one of the wordsmith of times
Chat: game too loud
Normal streamers: lower game volume
Socks: starts screaming over the game
Modern problems require modern solutions
It is what it is
sped up + reverb zy0x stream
ICANTTTWJAJAJA
HELPP
underrated
20:28 lil bro has no idea how dedicated we kaeya mains are: the whole purpose of pulling is to get to 34 starglitter before he is in the shop
ik my colleagues who main balls reserve their starglitter for him but pulling solely to have enough starglittersjhd????holy
@@birdybrid I mean it's the silver lining you can look for when you pull a four star you don't give a shit about
But i must admit that one time I did a couple multies more than I planned just to buy his c3,,,,
I'm a simple woman. I see a birdy video, I click.
i love women
@@birdybrid women love ypu too
@@birdybrid same tbh
hey(tremedous rizz)
Hi (with rizz)
this video is what adhd feels like but in a good way
Zy0x is correct that it is marketing. That is the reason it is always implied and never confirmed. That allows for people to ship and also doesn't piss off the sad sack neck beards worried about being ntr'd by fictional characters. It isn't even just the implied gay relationships. They do the same thing with the Traveler and half the characters in the game. They drop ship bait constantly and some characters with multiple other characters (JeanxLisa, JeanxDiluc as an example). But again only ever implied. Hoyo knows how to sell their product.
Yeah, they also do it subtly enough to not piss off bigots and a certain restrictive government cough cough. The ambiguity means if you don't want there to be certain stuff, you can pretend there isn't, and if you do, you can feel good that there is things pointing towards it
i do agree with the marketing bit as well but i also hate it when people attack others if they don’t view it as gay. like i’m cool with raiden and yae as a ship but the amount of times i’ve been attacked simply bc i didn’t think they were lesbians and only felt like mihoyo was mostly baiting was sad and drove me away from genshin for a bit. there’s also a ship wars which makes me cringe bc i thought we left that back in the early tumblr days but here we are in 2023 where chronically online teenagers feel the need to defend a fictional ship.
Yeah almost all characters love travelers but the travelers don’t show interest in a certain character with this people can ship traveler with almost character (also a lot of people self insert into the traveler💀💀💀)
I honestly don't see it. Alhaitham and Kaveh, absolutely, I'd be surprised if they weren't a canon thing, but for most other ships (that doesn't involve the Traveler) I don't see even a hint of romance. It might just be that you see what you want to see, and as someone who values friendships over romance, friendships are all I see. There are some things you can choose to read into but I never see it between the PCs, only between the Traveler and PC. Except for some sidequest npcs, and Alhaitham and Kaveh, of course, that was so shockingly blatant I just wondered why they don't do it with every character that isn't straight.
@@Jason-kp4vc Well again, you don't *have* to see it. Other people do. That's the way it's intended
Finally. Birdy is back. The world can rotate again.
zy0x, the most sane, tall, handsome streamer to ever exist. He may have his imperfections (defending xiaos height, simping a BIT too much of alhaitham) but nobody can be perfect in every way, right?
I swear this video is progressively getting faster the more I watch it
LMFAO WHY IS IT SPED UP ICANT this is actually his normal talking speed, the game is just trying to keep up with him
When the world needed birdy brid the most, birdy brid returned
One of the few people to spell their name correctly.
truly a birdy brid moment
He’s becoming more and more insane the longer he stays in vermillion
birdy brid finally came and so did i
It's funny how it took me to get to the cutscene to be sure he was speed-up and not just on coke
4:37 no no, he's onto something. Considering the fact mihoyo had made a game where all the playable characters are lesbians it isn't to Farfetched
His mika voice is Just his normal voice LMAOOO
watching Zy0x is like watching on 2x speed constantly
20:43
zy0x deduces that someone with the Ayaka skin might not actually be free to play because they have the Key, truly this man cannot be fooled
13:09 omg the sixth hidden member of new jeans is so cool, calm, talented and over all an artist.
Oh my God Zy0x, okay, sometimes you- you may miss a few dodges here and there, but against the Maguu Kenkis you're unparalleled! You are truly the modern day Pablo Picasso of dodging Maguu Kenkis!
zyox truly one of the voice actors of all time
i only wish there was somewhere a well put compilation of his work...
4:44 this is true. when compared against anime with real queer representation, anime that tease queerness all the time gets way more fan engagement because of all the people writing fanfic and shit
Now my day is way better, birdy brid just uploaded! I also love how u put zy0x in 2x speed, it's hilarious
I think i replayed 4 hours of birdy bird content that i even remember the exact opening of it, thank god you upload a new one
I keep having the impulse to change speed from 1.25x to 1.00x on the video and then I realize over and over again that it's just zy0x
The Zy0x Conundrum is a theory where kicking out a viewer with bad luck on a twitch stream raises the streamer's artifact luck considerably.
i really just checked the playback speed because i forgot how quickly zyonix talks 😀
im pretty sure its sped up at some parts
i realized that later 💀
zy0x is that one adult who regrets their middle school life bc they were so cringy back then, but he actually never grew up and continued to be what his middle schooler personality is today
I feel like all these clips are played at like 1.10x speed
Edit: I've been watching fkr about 10 minutes and I am 100% sure this being played at a higher speed, maybe like 1.15 or 1.2
FR i had to slow the video down to see
Thank you Birdy bird, I just got lunch and needed something to watch!
28:48 clippable is like the zy0x twitch equivalent of submissive and breedable
whats your favorite type of resin 🤓 mine is condensed😈
transient is nice too
12:41 as someone who does not have kuki or fischl and is currently coping with an EM raiden, this felt personal
BIRDY BIRD UPLOAD I LOVE KAVEH JHHDJDJSH TRUE
I thought i had the vid on 2.0x speed but no its just zy0x being zy0x
there have been lots of other new zy0x clips channels but we still go back to the og chad birdy!
i agree wholeheartedly with the description.
08:48 that was some smooth transition. HAHA!
was he always speaking that fast? am I delusional? (snejnaya citizen moment)
I swear i thought i put my video on 2x speed for half the clips
the legend has returned. we’ve been waiting for eons
listen here birdy man 😡😡😡😡! I-I- I love you! (Platonically)
Watching his videos at .75 speed makes him sound calm and reasonable like he truly id
He's the most chaotic streamer I've ever seen and I'm here for that
bro condensed clips, we're living in the right timeline
why does it feel like im on 2x speed
Because it is x1.25 faster
Man I love this man fr
23:47 not the arabic "god help me" 😭😭
stoppp the title of this video hurts me too hard LMFAO. i've spent the last month in crimson witch bc im the sanest diluc main
(also, the video description HUH)
Make sure you're using the strongbox as well!!
@@suryabhat2507 sure am bud
BIRDY BRID ONE OF THE COMEBACKS OF ALL TIME
Finally a new video of birdy brid, please don't leave again birdy i lov-
love it when he pulled out arabic from how shocked he was
I couldn't handle him being sped up so I'm watching at 0.75 speed 💀
im watching this at x0.90 and it seems like its the normal speed
watching at 0.85 or 0.9 speed is the meds to the adhd in this video
I've never notices how fast he talks, I literally had to check if my video is on 1.5x speed
birdy made this video faster so that we have to slow it and give him more views , true
i will now use lamented instead of laminated
Birdy is back WICKED
Honey wake up, birdy brid just uploaded a new video
Birdy bird's editing is getting better and better each time (unlike zy0x's vermilion pieces)
I love how the videos basically on 1.25 speed and no one noticed.
With more and more zyox clippers rising, birdy brid will always the the best and the OG
1.5 speed is the meta of sped up zyox
12:51 I’m so done I shouldn’t watch zyox as I walk to class 😭😭
We missed you, Birdy!
Zy0x play Alhaithem so much that when my math teacher said process of elimination, I think of abs😅
The Abyss rage and panic is crazy lmao cant stop laugghing!!!!
I genuinely thought I accidentally put the video on 2x speed
i think that is the first time i saw an account with irreversible damage. At this point wishing for Dehya would increase its value
This feels like I'm watching at a 2x speed
"30 seconds im done"
I had to check the playback speed a few times because of how fast he was speaking
My life has meaning again Birdy is back
omg new birdy video balls ball ba
ah yes, happy chemicals
Im more addicted to birdy birdy videos than my addiction begging for Dehya buffa
17:30 POV Xiao is lamenting on you
believers typing hi birdy in chat last stream
NEW BIRDY BIRD JUST DROPPED; TIME FOR THE ADHD TO ARRIVE IN STYLE
wake up new birdy bird video just dropped
GODLY editing
A duck compilation, please
THE FAST TALKING IS GENIUS
Zy0x clips help me in learning english truly language influencer
WHY IS IT SPED UP😭
Oh wait true I didn’t notice it because he always speaks fast 😭
"One hundrededed" -Zy0x
"I'm hype for Mika, its literally you." 💀💀
Put it on 0.75x speed and zyox feels normal
1:30
My man is talking faster than Xiao can Lament.
I deadass think that my TH-cam is bugging with how fast he’s talking sometimes lmao
zy0x condensed my mind
It's only me or this video feel like 2x fast??
Idk why but the video feels like x1.10 espeacially the voice
Return of the Brid
Birdy brid came and so have I. Aware
The outro
I swear to christ you sped this up