I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Vape. The best teams have Xiangling. I want to play Bennett, Kazuha - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I pull on Standard for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this off-fielder ass passive" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Hu Tao and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to... I don't know, I have no problems, the point is: I can deal more damage with Staff of Homa." I can't pull Staff of Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Guoba. She says "Nice and spicy." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 69% of Hu Taos Vape's team damage. What a cruel world.
Wow. Truly wow. After watching this video to the end, I can confirm that my outlook on life has been altered positively. One could say that the benefits to be reaped from a birdy brid video are limitless. Infinite. Immeasurable. When one thinks of a birdy brid video, unquantifiable amounts of knowledge and philosophy surges through ones mind, as they are reminded from the precious lessons they learnt from these videos, gifted to us unconditionally. It's almost as if God himself bestowed these videos upon us, each compilation exponentially increasing in terms of quality. Every edit, every second, every noise Zy0x makes, never fails to disappoint. The day birdy brid stops uploading is the day I no longer wish for the world to exist. If these condensed stream videos are no longer being put out then the world should be put out.
Honestly Zyox is really good at the content creator game, like his youtube channel is very good for youtube audience(informative, funny) and his twitch is good for twitch audience(loud=funny). Idk if that makes sense🤔
omfg I don't have Jingliu and never watched her trailer because I wasn't interested. I didn't even do the story quest with her and Yanqing yet, but holy shit why does she sound like that? It doesn't fit her at all, like wtf? Anyway, zy0x is the best background noise for anything lmao thanks for these clips birdy brid.
2 BIRDY BRID VIDEOS IN 1 DAY
His sanity has to be at an all time low
I think he's asking for help
AM I IN HEAVEN??
" GEARED, GEARED, GEARED, Yunjin. GEARED, GEARED....."
these clip compilations are truly the heartbeat to my world!
The 2 ends to my banana
the toyota to my corolla
the cream to my pounding
a glaze to my donut
the icing to my cupcake
birdy staying up all night milking zy0x's content you gotta admire the dedication
milking? 👀
our dear zy0x, the embodiment of "i dont know what an HD is but my doctor said i have 80 of them"
Birdy brid is the rice to our curry
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Vape. The best teams have Xiangling. I want to play Bennett, Kazuha - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I pull on Standard for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this off-fielder ass passive" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Hu Tao and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to... I don't know, I have no problems, the point is: I can deal more damage with Staff of Homa." I can't pull Staff of Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Guoba. She says "Nice and spicy." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 69% of Hu Taos Vape's team damage. What a cruel world.
genuinely relatable
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA, HOLY SHIT! I PEED MYSELF OUT OF LAUGHTER!
Relatable.
Ah yes, more zyox clips to eat dinner to until I laugh and choke on my food due to his silliness
2 complations in 24 hours truely one of the clippers of all time
Wow. Truly wow. After watching this video to the end, I can confirm that my outlook on life has been altered positively. One could say that the benefits to be reaped from a birdy brid video are limitless. Infinite. Immeasurable. When one thinks of a birdy brid video, unquantifiable amounts of knowledge and philosophy surges through ones mind, as they are reminded from the precious lessons they learnt from these videos, gifted to us unconditionally. It's almost as if God himself bestowed these videos upon us, each compilation exponentially increasing in terms of quality. Every edit, every second, every noise Zy0x makes, never fails to disappoint. The day birdy brid stops uploading is the day I no longer wish for the world to exist. If these condensed stream videos are no longer being put out then the world should be put out.
😨
22:53 He actually predicted it omegalul
Happily munching on Jing Yuan's chess pieces now, thank you
Honestly Zyox is really good at the content creator game, like his youtube channel is very good for youtube audience(informative, funny) and his twitch is good for twitch audience(loud=funny).
Idk if that makes sense🤔
thanks for the uploads birdy you a real one
I heard someone say they miss the 2022 unhinged zy0x and wtf they talkin about zy0x still scares me to this day
I just came here to say this title is a masterpiece. I don't even watch Zy0x much, but this popping up in my recommended made my day.
thank you for helping me eating jing yuan's chess pieces
these titles just get better and better
That is certainly a title to a Zyox clip comp
the random ass pikmin noises lmao
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FAVOURITE CHANNEL OF ALL TIMES UPLOADED 2 VIDS BACK TO BACK
two zyox clip compilations, one birdy bird.
2 VIDEOS IN ONE DAY WE KEEP WINNING
23:10 ph god oh god did u know that bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum oh god
Birdy, blink twice if you need help
This video made me feel like Cyno and Jing Yuan.
this man needs to be studied in a lab
i think i just got adhd from watching zyox Aware
he said the heartbeat of the world quote accurate but couldnt guess right.
2 birdy bird vids truly the day of all time
yum, the chess pieces were delicious. thanks birdy brid, very kewl :)
"ok i need to pause this video" *the video pauses* HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Legends say even after one year he still doesn’t have a thousand achievements
Is the second video a cry for help
Im so happy you returned
Damn, birdy brid working overtime
This video is the glaze to my donut
10:11 Actually sounds like a fire beat ngl
19:05 Ayo what?
geared doesnt sound like a word anymore.
Truly an uplaoder o f all time
thank you for your service birdy brid
*C E M E N*
10:42 that's all the "vermilion" right there
Geared is not a real word anymore
I play Herta T-T she’s not on my main team but she is built for simulated universe runs. Plus I like her play style lol
28:20 ayo new Pokemon cry leaks
zyox is truly one of the streamers of all time
14:13 “woa hooo i’m rosario”
BIRDY ARE YOU DOING ALRIGHT
W title
Oh wow ty for the constant food birdy O7
Ah yes, second video in a day like glaze to my donut
Wake up babe birdy new birdy vid
Wow thanks birdy mmm yum these chess pieces are so yummy slurp munch munch
Birdy do you like pie
NOWAYING Socks overdose
3:19 as a ganyu main this physically hurt me
x2 condensation multiplier
My dono made it into a birdy brid comp. Wow pog
Istg when i see yanfei i just think of birdy bird
I literally only need 8 artifacts to ensure everyone I use is geared.. lol what left to do when your bored ?
If xaio scaled on def his will be no1
THE DESCRIPTION HELLO?!?!?!
nom nom
7:02 whar is that windglider what? i’ve never seen it
Birdy brid are u ok?
what if it's not jing yuan's chess pieces im eating 😞😞😞
common birdy bird massive W
omfg I don't have Jingliu and never watched her trailer because I wasn't interested. I didn't even do the story quest with her and Yanqing yet, but holy shit why does she sound like that? It doesn't fit her at all, like wtf? Anyway, zy0x is the best background noise for anything lmao thanks for these clips birdy brid.
its always xiangling man
TWO IN ONE DAY
MORE BIRDY BRID!!
Yes speaking as someone with a thousand achievements Hangouts are good 👍
I know he did not just use primos to refresh his resin
tanks biryd
2 VIDEOS TODAY
Wait, he was promising to play Elden ring a year ago???
Today is a good day
im the one who said they have 91% !! i got +ratio'd by mr zy0x
is this a call for help
Does anyone know what mic mister socks uses?
7:16
what is the game he is talking about in 16:05? not a furry btw I just want to avoid the game in case I stumble across it
Zenless Zone Zero
Today is your birthday???😮
As a Herta main I’m offended 😊.
"today is a day among many days" this is how im gonna see life from now on to fight my raging anxiety 😂
pikmin
pog
where is that enemy with 3m hp?
7:15 what wing glider is this??
15:24
Pikmin
truly a semen demon
lu stress bang
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