I once googled how mermaid dicks work, and google said similar to dolphins. They're retractable. You're welcome. Or I'm sorry. Depending on your opinion.
As a Spongebob fan I'm infinitely disappointed that the Razzle crew didn't respond to Ariel saying 'Daddy NO!' to King Trident blowing up the Eric statue. Shameful display.
I have to keep reminding myself that Alan has not one but two kids and probably does dad stuff with them in addition to making videos where he and his friends simp over cartoon characters.
Can we talk about how Ariel has serious weeb energy? She collects stuff, she's obsessed with another culture, she shirks her responsibilities to hang out with her other weeb friend, her dad disapproves. She even dreams about leaving home and living "where the people are." No wonder I identified with her so much 😅
Can we talk about how the movie goes from one of the more serious scenes (Poor Unfortunate Soul) to the funniest scene (Sebastian VS Chef Louis) in not even 5 minutes? Peak
As a French by blood, singing Under the Sea with an outrageous French accent works well and I give you permission to use it WHEN you fellas watch the live-action remake.
wait is sebastian supposed to be french? i was always under the impression he was vaguely rastafarian/Jamaican and *thats* why the razzle crew; a bunch of white guys, couldn't sing along properly?
@KatDoesStuff no he is Jamaican but I'm white so a French accent is the closest to making it sound like how Sebastián sings without appropriating a petoi outside of my cultural wheelhouse. That being said, my going full Steve Martin via Pink Panther mayyy be too much lol
@@GameStormerSam Disney sequels in general kinda cemented that thought for me. Little Mermaid, Lion King, Lady and the Tramp, and a lot more. Then the Fox and the Hound 2 and Bambi 2 blew my mind by introducing me to the midquel.
Same here! She’s one of the best Disney villains of all time. However, it’s sad that her voice actress died last year Well, at least Razzle wasn’t simping on a 16 year old
To answer the question about the French chief in the French version of the movie he’s portrayed as Italian Source:DVD commentary The funny thing is that Disney has since claimed that Ariel came from the Iberian sea so an italian chief would actually make more sense than a French one.
I saw this on another video, but apparently it is very common for French characters in Disney movies to be given an Italian accent in French dubs. Lumiere is apparently Italian in the French version of Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Literally was listening to The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus’ “Face Down” (2006) just yesterday! When he said “Do you feel like a man?” in the video, I was WAITING for you guys to make that joke! 😂😂😂
“A bird in hand is worth two in my bush” is why I’m team Alan for life 💀💀💀💀 Edit: tagging the discussion at 21:45 so I can rewatch when this comment gets liked
@@kat8559 Well at that point it just becomes very obvious that they're only joking. I imagine it's very rare even for pedophiles to be attracted to literal babies.
I just thought of something. In the opening song, they say Sebastian says her voice is like a bell. But bells are human objects that don't work underwater. Was this a subtle diss to Ariel for always going to the surface?
This was another really funny commentary, all the jokes in this one were just so funny and felt so on point. And all the running jokes were really funny too, I felt like they got better and funnier as the video went on. I was laughing throughout the entire thing. Anyways, for one of your next commentaries I think you guys should do Kung Fu Panda. Also I cannot wait for your script reading of Guardians of the Galaxy tomorrow, I’m so excited.
Ideas for future videos: -Horton Hears a Who -Rocky Horror Picture Show -finding Nemo -Tarzan -princess and the frog -tusk -enchanted -mulan (1998) -Up -Monsters Inc -The incredibles -ratatouille -Toy Story (all of them) -Jimmy Neutron Movie -home alone (1 and 2) -big daddy -IT (1990 but preferably all of them) There’s a lot more probably so I’ll make replies when I get ideas lmfao
I'm impressed they didn't comment about Triton's nipples until 12 minutes passed, unless I missed an earlier remark because I was laughing so hard. Watching this in the middle of the night is a mistake 😄
It's freaking insane this movie is like 27 years old. I think it's that old and im not talking about the remake. In the original the last parr of the deal was that she would turn into sea foam instead of belonging to Ursala
The book was, but the movie was made in 1989. And yes, in the original she did turn into seafoam, but Eric was also engaged to another woman, strung Ariel along, and was killed (I think) by Ariel’s sisters using a knife Ursula (actually just called the Sea Witch) gave them because his grandfather wronged her. So yeah, a lot was different. Give it a read, it’s a good book.
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I once googled how mermaid dicks work, and google said similar to dolphins. They're retractable. You're welcome. Or I'm sorry. Depending on your opinion.
Prince Eric climbing back onto a burning ship to save his dog makes him the best Disney prince ever, regardless of him being named Eric
Does it though? It was only Ben, after all
Actually it isn’t even a real dog, it’s just an animated, fictional dog
@@j_the_guyis_taken3409 guys, that dog is literally animated
@@j_the_guyis_taken3409 you must be a blast at parties
@@j_the_guyis_taken3409 damn, really? I thought it was a real dog 😞
Nothing humbled me more than singing along and harmonizing more with Zach than Ariel 😅
Lmao oh no!
As a Spongebob fan I'm infinitely disappointed that the Razzle crew didn't respond to Ariel saying 'Daddy NO!' to King Trident blowing up the Eric statue. Shameful display.
Me too 💀
STOP FRRRR
“Muriel”
this aint courage bro lmao
Daddy yes!
Eric is the golden retriever of Disney princes, you boys were wise to approve of him in the end.
Man is a himbo
After the ”f@ck that flute” comment I can’t help imagining Eric telling Ariel stories oordning with ”This one time - at band camp….” 😂🎺
Dude really had the movie in finnish. Respect.
Widewally
FINnish
As a person from finland he has my respect
@@tntlucas4189 ai säkin oot suomalainen?
@@sandyr5407FInniSH
I have to keep reminding myself that Alan has not one but two kids and probably does dad stuff with them in addition to making videos where he and his friends simp over cartoon characters.
He actually has 3 kids
My mistake, point still stands though.
@@tarynwilson1223 no he has 6
@@Folfah no he has 12
@@oranplan1630 24
Can we talk about how Ariel has serious weeb energy? She collects stuff, she's obsessed with another culture, she shirks her responsibilities to hang out with her other weeb friend, her dad disapproves. She even dreams about leaving home and living "where the people are." No wonder I identified with her so much 😅
I can see her watching anime
BRO, YOU’RE RIGHT.
Oh so the eric statue is like her version of a body pillow
@@malepatternbaldness. OHH NOO
I never thought about it that way.
And I appreciate that, thank you
"And then my father in law shows up" has to be my favourite ever Razzle moment.
"These poor unfortunate holes" had me going, I almost spit out my coca cola!
Can we talk about how the movie goes from one of the more serious scenes (Poor Unfortunate Soul) to the funniest scene (Sebastian VS Chef Louis) in not even 5 minutes? Peak
As a French by blood, singing Under the Sea with an outrageous French accent works well and I give you permission to use it WHEN you fellas watch the live-action remake.
wait is sebastian supposed to be french? i was always under the impression he was vaguely rastafarian/Jamaican and *thats* why the razzle crew; a bunch of white guys, couldn't sing along properly?
@KatDoesStuff no he is Jamaican but I'm white so a French accent is the closest to making it sound like how Sebastián sings without appropriating a petoi outside of my cultural wheelhouse.
That being said, my going full Steve Martin via Pink Panther mayyy be too much lol
22:40 imagine you're about to have a wedding and then your bride turns into a fish and then your other bride turns into an octopus
And then your father in law shows up
The fact that all of Ariel’s movements where made by a live-action stand-in is still so cool to me
Ariel's collection is nowhere near complete: There's not a single car battery in sight despite my numerous donations.
To be fair, she's from centuries in the past. I'm sure Ariel would be actually driving an abandoned car if the story was set in, say, 1990.
"It's litewally in Finnish" shouldn't have made me cry laughing, that's the earliest a Razzle commentary has made me break down in hysterical laughter
The Red Scuba bit absolutely shattered me, holy shit.
" Do you feel like a merman?"
They called them "dickney". They are very accurate for being drunk
@HypnoSpace Outlaw I think they bought the website handle walt dickney or something
Don't forget to do the sequel. Get to hear Princess Tara Strong talking to crabs and junk.
And Melody is one of Tara's favorite characters she voiced!
That movie is the reason why I thought when a movie had a sequel it HAD to be about the kids of the first movie’s characters
@@GameStormerSam That's a weird thought ngl 😭
@@GameStormerSam Disney sequels in general kinda cemented that thought for me. Little Mermaid, Lion King, Lady and the Tramp, and a lot more. Then the Fox and the Hound 2 and Bambi 2 blew my mind by introducing me to the midquel.
Taking crabs to the junk??
In all seriousness I haven’t seen this movie in years and I forgot how great the animation is
2D animation man.
It never ages.
As someone who has seen Red Jumpsuit Apparatus live (three times) I NEVER expected them to pop up in a Razzle commentary
You need better taste in music
@@crimesforkibble6912 you need to get a life
As someone who played Saints Row 2, I was surprised as well
@@Midnight-Starfishamazing game
Damn, now I want Prince Barnabas to make an appearance in the next Disney movie. C’mon, Disney, let’s have Prince Barnabas in “Wish”. Make it happen!
I'm gonna need a Drunk Script read of a musical, where YES they have to sing at the top of their lungs
This COULD be the first time in history where CATS is actually good 😂😂
I’m thinking Les Mis or High School Musical. Either end of the spectrum will do 😂
Ariel really took love at first sight to a whole other level didn't she? lol
“I’m the one with the THICK BUTT!”
Same energy as “CONSIDERING AH JUST SH** MAH PANTS!”
I’m a little disappointed Movie Man didn’t make an appearance, but we got some prime material here.
Right? Where is our boy?
I like how Ryan stuttering is synced up with Ariel at 23:55 😆
Get drunk and watch zookeeper 2011, it’s literally Paul Blart mall cop but Paul Blart is a zookeeper now
I have never felt so personally attacked in my life. I just know my friends are going to use sounds bites of this to rip on my name.
As an Eric, everything they say about Eric in this commentary is valid.
I’m glad we’ve normalized admitting how fierce Ursula is.
Same here! She’s one of the best Disney villains of all time. However, it’s sad that her voice actress died last year
Well, at least Razzle wasn’t simping on a 16 year old
@@cailieisidro5758 I mean they were simping over her feet
@@zzskyninjazz1821 And that XXL thing above her feet
@@cailieisidro5758I mean there are other Disney villains
Y’all need to do more traditional Disney animated movies 😂
wdym traditional? Is the new little mermaid not traditional? Cus it’s the exact same movie just live action
@@FrogWitch666 I’m talking about 2D animation.
@@FrogWitch666 it's the same story but not the same movie the quality is radically different
@@FrogWitch666 I knew I would find one of you here somewhere
@@ichiban1865on the hunt I see?
To answer the question about the French chief in the French version of the movie he’s portrayed as Italian
Source:DVD commentary
The funny thing is that Disney has since claimed that Ariel came from the Iberian sea so an italian chief would actually make more sense than a French one.
I saw this on another video, but apparently it is very common for French characters in Disney movies to be given an Italian accent in French dubs. Lumiere is apparently Italian in the French version of Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
1:59
Best Razzle intro ever!
2:06 Ryan’s reaction is priceless
21:08 I think this is the most genuine “shut up” I’ve heard from any of your commentaries lmao
Can't believed Alan finnished the whole thing. I'm proud of him!
no wonder people loved this. the animation has so much purpose in it.
This was the last hand painted cel animation by Disney before they switched to digital 2d animation with Beauty and the Beast.
@@cmrobbins88 oh. i thought it was the entire disney renocense, but that’s an interesting fact.
it’s just so unique
@@donnytonny730 the Disney..what? Wanna try that again?
@@Folfah i don’t.
did you confuse it or are u just a grammar nazi
@@donnytonny730 did you mean renaissance?
The silence when they all tried moving their toes was funny af
I love how Alan's version had a different language omg
Literally was listening to The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus’ “Face Down” (2006) just yesterday! When he said “Do you feel like a man?” in the video, I was WAITING for you guys to make that joke! 😂😂😂
19:08 😡
We don't make the rules
17:11 "did you say CONCHinuity?" is one of the most underrated jokes in razzle history
“A bird in hand is worth two in my bush” is why I’m team Alan for life 💀💀💀💀
Edit: tagging the discussion at 21:45 so I can rewatch when this comment gets liked
The “Eric sucks” “yeah that’s pretty much it” is so understated 😂
"Eric sucks." "Yeah that's pretty much it." NOT YOU GUYS SHADING ERIC FROM PMI 💀
The jokes in this one - sublime! The singing - angelic! The crab jokes - relatable.
The ending... "And then my father in law shows up"... finished me.
15:18 I always come back just for this 😂
Just realized, the ending of the Little Mermaid is basically the ending to Call of Cthulhu.
My professor actually helped animate this movie....like actually. She's really cool.
Like totally actually
Simping for Ursula was a display of phenomenal taste
I wonder if they know Ursula was based on the drag Queen Divine
19:06 I’m not going to pretend I didn’t hear what you guys were joking about. Lol!
I would love to see them watch the sequel now, i bet they'd love Morgana
"He does have one! It's internal!" - basically an actual explanation in Shape of Water
(jokes aside tho, that movie is great)
I love it when you guys watch Disney animated movies and I want you to do it more often
The Ursula commentary killed me lmao
This will be an interesting commentary for sure
I am once again asking for Razzle to watch and sing along to the cinematic masterpiece that is Mamma Mia.
Guys, is no one paying attention to the fact that Movie Man isn't in a Disney commentary?
W h a t ?
Nor does flick fiend, or film fella
Nor Cinema Scot
@@autumnsfablekeeper4419 Nor the Comedy Police
this might be my favorite one yet, the red jumpsuit apparatus bit took me OUT "she's widewawwy face down wight now"
Yet another episode of slowly going insane and I love it
I knew they were gonna simp for Ursula over Ariel the second I read the title
Do you blame them tho lol
Probably because Ariel is 16.
@@jd1800they literally simp boss baby. Ursula is just hotter
@@kat8559 Well at that point it just becomes very obvious that they're only joking. I imagine it's very rare even for pedophiles to be attracted to literal babies.
I just thought of something. In the opening song, they say Sebastian says her voice is like a bell. But bells are human objects that don't work underwater. Was this a subtle diss to Ariel for always going to the surface?
Sebastian can leave the ocean so I assume he had just heard a bell before
As a boy you want an Ariel. As a man you want an Ursula
As a man I want Eric lmfaoooo
@@spiderboy-db5us Based
I mean that makes sense Ariel is 16 in this movie so that would be weird…
This guy gets it
Can't wait for Movie Man, Flick Fiend, and Film Fellow to return
You’ll be so disappointed my homie
I can't hear Eric without thinking: "SPIDER BLOOD, SPIDER BLOOD, RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BLOOD!"
As a French person I can tell that the cook sing in french too and the lyrics are kinda funny 😂
According to my French friend the French version has the chef speaking Italian and having an Italian accent :)
NGL, that’s legit what I was expecting.
This was another really funny commentary, all the jokes in this one were just so funny and felt so on point. And all the running jokes were really funny too, I felt like they got better and funnier as the video went on. I was laughing throughout the entire thing. Anyways, for one of your next commentaries I think you guys should do Kung Fu Panda. Also I cannot wait for your script reading of Guardians of the Galaxy tomorrow, I’m so excited.
Yeah poor unfortunate holes is a godtier pun
Eric is voiced by Christopher Daniel Barnes, aka 90s Spider-Man!
Giving a huge shoutout to Jodi Benson for voicing Ariel!!
Love how she's always come back to voice her
"Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?" Me, showing off my various little jars full of can tabs and other random shiny shit
They basically said they want "The old lady who swallowed a fly" but with their crabs.
Let’s see how long this one lasts before Balt Dickney takes it down
Don’t bring Balt Dickney into this…May he Rest In Peace 😞
Video 4 of me requesting razzle get drunk and watch How To Train Your Dragon (featuring Jay Baruchel)
(Aggressively upvoting this)
I WOULD LITERALLY HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND EVAPORATE
Ideas for future videos:
-Horton Hears a Who
-Rocky Horror Picture Show
-finding Nemo
-Tarzan
-princess and the frog
-tusk
-enchanted
-mulan (1998)
-Up
-Monsters Inc
-The incredibles
-ratatouille
-Toy Story (all of them)
-Jimmy Neutron Movie
-home alone (1 and 2)
-big daddy
-IT (1990 but preferably all of them)
There’s a lot more probably so I’ll make replies when I get ideas lmfao
20:28 when you don't want to play the flute after getting blue-balled
Funfact: Ursula is a squid not an octopus because she has six tentacles
Wouldn’t her to human arms count for the number of limbs making her an octopus?
best use of the "drip" joke by far
You should do the sequel next - that one's an absolute riot.
I understand why Chef Louis isn't in the 2023 film, but man, is he missed.
Disney did my Chef Louis dirty…. 🇫🇷 👨🍳💔
10:56 Alan’s little head flying around makes me so happy
I used to get drunk and watch Frozen once in a year to feel like i'm watching it for the first time.
Screw Tequila, Lambrusco wine is epic!!
WTH is Lambrusco wine?
22:31 It's always the arms that go first 😂
Can I get a 1 hour vid of the Sea Witch crawling towards me?
Razzle being simps for Ursula is amazing
Just imagine if Triton didn't just use his piece for a gun but a magical item and actually killed her. I wonder if the contract would be null in void
Chef Louis is French Wario.🤣
Won won won 🇫🇷
11:35 aggressively sings UNDER THE SEA
I'm impressed they didn't comment about Triton's nipples until 12 minutes passed, unless I missed an earlier remark because I was laughing so hard. Watching this in the middle of the night is a mistake 😄
Can't wait for them to do the live-action version and the godawful Awkwafina rap
They need to make their own live action Little Mermaid
This happened to my buddy Eric
You just know they are gonna simp for a spicy octopus and Eric you just know
well you were half-right
@@Scrofar yep forgot about the chef tho
I decided to take a drink of water at "tag yourself" and almost choked to death
The minute I saw the thumbnail, I just said “Oh no.”
I love the continuity of Zach still loving the name Barnabas
It's freaking insane this movie is like 27 years old. I think it's that old and im not talking about the remake. In the original the last parr of the deal was that she would turn into sea foam instead of belonging to Ursala
It was made in 1989
The book was, but the movie was made in 1989. And yes, in the original she did turn into seafoam, but Eric was also engaged to another woman, strung Ariel along, and was killed (I think) by Ariel’s sisters using a knife Ursula (actually just called the Sea Witch) gave them because his grandfather wronged her. So yeah, a lot was different. Give it a read, it’s a good book.
His name is Grimsby because he makes all the lady’s grimace!!!😂
I held off on watching this because I hadn't seen the movie yet but now that I have and I've seen the way the animators did Ursula I AM EXCITED