To my understanding, Lactose Intolerant people, after babyhood, lose the enzyme that breaks down lactose. Lactose Intolerance milk, is just normal milk with that enzyme mixed in....where the F they get it, I don't know. But I'm happy to be one of those mutants who can still consume dairy as an adult, with no problems. How can God be good, when he curses random people to get effed up...by ice cream??? Milkshakes? That treat I love of Dunkin' or 7eleven donuts, with a cold glass of Half & Half. There are people who can't just experience that without a pill or feeling like they are about to die. What I really like about Lewis Black, at least he admits his god's a prick.
And that's a fight to death I'll gladly have. I'm looking forward to affordable lab grown meat, but I never heard of lab-grown-milk. And milk substitutes are somehow more disturbing then where real milk comes from, and what cows go through to make it. The fake milks have no chance against grass feed, pasture raised milk, and I haven't even tried raw milk yet, let alone raw grass feed milk, straight from the cow. I hope I don't turn into a crackhead for it.
And even 15 years later he’s STILL a Daily Show correspondent. Sure he’s not a regular correspondent but it’s still frequent enough and more than anyone who has actually left
Funny topic as fact is that the life expectancy in US is same as in Portugal and South-Korea. Even that US economy meters are at least double. So money and using money on the health seems to have no effect.
Bottled water was started by soft drink companies who wanted more profit. They placed billboards and ads around the country that suggested tap water is dirty and bottled water is healthy. These ads also had no scientific merit and were pure slander towards states water supplies
50% of all bottled water is actually tap water that's purified. You could probably put one of those filters on your tap and it'd be the same. If it says, ‘public water source' on the bottle, that means tap water.
Damn! When was this?! How old is Lewis Black?! How old is Conan?! Did you say how old Lewis Black is on the Daily Show?! He's literally an old man! But look at Conan?! How old is he?#
I kept checking the date on the vid. The curtain colours and lights look retro snazzy and Lewis looks 16years younger. The show's makeup person is clearly a witch.
Lewis started in 1981 Andy started in 1988 ohhhh see hes been around longer Andy was a lackey Lewis made his own career Andys title is even *"sidekick"* mostly for a reason haha
Funny man, but he could be oh so much more funny if he would talk straight. Very distracting & it really takes the wind out of his routine. Noticed he flubs in this manner on the regular.
Maybe if you watched him do it in a "tighter" more polished set, as he does in Black On Broadway, it might change your mind. Or maybe he isn't to your taste. That's fair.
He's like an angrier version of Andy, lol.
I adore this comparison!
He is an angrier than me.
" What's in the carton?
What's in the the carton?? "
🤣🤣🤣
To my understanding, Lactose Intolerant people, after babyhood, lose the enzyme that breaks down lactose. Lactose Intolerance milk, is just normal milk with that enzyme mixed in....where the F they get it, I don't know. But I'm happy to be one of those mutants who can still consume dairy as an adult, with no problems.
How can God be good, when he curses random people to get effed up...by ice cream???
Milkshakes?
That treat I love of Dunkin' or 7eleven donuts, with a cold glass of Half & Half. There are people who can't just experience that without a pill or feeling like they are about to die.
What I really like about Lewis Black, at least he admits his god's a prick.
Pasture raised Half & Half or at least pasture raised whole milk...thats the great stuff.
So great, makes me forget the cow abuse, and the PETA & Vegan cults, gaining strength to kill me and my milky ways...
And that's a fight to death I'll gladly have.
I'm looking forward to affordable lab grown meat, but I never heard of lab-grown-milk.
And milk substitutes are somehow more disturbing then where real milk comes from, and what cows go through to make it.
The fake milks have no chance against grass feed, pasture raised milk, and I haven't even tried raw milk yet, let alone raw grass feed milk, straight from the cow.
I hope I don't turn into a crackhead for it.
And even 15 years later he’s STILL a Daily Show correspondent. Sure he’s not a regular correspondent but it’s still frequent enough and more than anyone who has actually left
Hominid Interneticus This is a 2004 clip. Thus 15 years later
Lewis Black is a legend
Loved his guest appearance on Big Bang Theory. Very funny!
It's weird watching Lewis without curse words flying
Indeed, though I believe most comedians have to be relatively clean when performing on late-night shows.
@@Stussmeister I'm just so used to the filthy mouth Lewis black lol
@@arnoldcox9128 Good point. It is quite a deviation to see a comedian who is known for being foulmouthed doing a routine that is considerably less so.
@@Stussmeister definitely
"I wanna search for water like my ancestors".😂 Never bought a bottle of water.
Well, you're lying.
F bomb, no F bomb, Lewis Black is just funny...period!!!
I honestly thought he would be dead from a stroke or heart attack by now. Still a funny dude though.
@Insane yes I know
@@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 love the profile pic. Eye For An Eye!
Not all heart attack or stroke victims die from it
Is he still around? I haven't seen much of him for quite some time, but the guy is definitely hilarious.
@@jeremyc9593
He is consistently on the Daily Show...
And just remember... At this point in time he's actually less angrier than he currently is. He gets angrier with time.
Kategari like a fine wine
Can’t believe I’m not seeing comments about how well Lewis Black refined these bits for his Black on Broadway special
his material is funny, but his delivery of almost stumbling made it funnier
He couldn't help crack a couple of laughs while doing his usual angry man routine. He is so right about milk and water.
Hello my name is Lewis, and I'll be your service manager today. Lol
The King of Rant.
Rant King.
It's not just America. 🤣
That was awesome
Funny topic as fact is that the life expectancy in US is same as in Portugal and South-Korea. Even that US economy meters are at least double.
So money and using money on the health seems to have no effect.
G.O.A.T 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Jim - I got Stanley tickets to see Lewis Black for his Birthday.....might have not been the best thing to do.
Good morning!!!! I hope you have a wonderful and beautiful day!!!
Bottled water was started by soft drink companies who wanted more profit. They placed billboards and ads around the country that suggested tap water is dirty and bottled water is healthy. These ads also had no scientific merit and were pure slander towards states water supplies
Plus the bottled water is putting more plastic in the landfills.
50% of all bottled water is actually tap water that's purified. You could probably put one of those filters on your tap and it'd be the same. If it says, ‘public water source' on the bottle, that means tap water.
hes really good haahahahaha
And now there’s more!
Almond milk
Cashew milk
Coconut milk
You forgot rice milk.
Oat milk is trendy now.
Alas, just doesn't have the same ring as the original bit, which wasn't made for broadcast TV. "Moo cow milk" just isn't "Moo cow f*ck milk."
Funny and true
😂, 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Lewis Black 👏 🤟
Bernie sanders Body language and vibe lol
Damn!
When was this?!
How old is Lewis Black?!
How old is Conan?!
Did you say how old Lewis Black is on the Daily Show?! He's literally an old man!
But look at Conan?!
How old is he?#
He looks fantastic! Is he aging backwards?
I kept checking the date on the vid. The curtain colours and lights look retro snazzy and Lewis looks 16years younger. The show's makeup person is clearly a witch.
The date on the vid is the date it was posted on TH-cam, not the date it was filmed. This was from years ago.
Learn to read. There’s a description on every TH-cam video. This is from 2004! Why can’t anyone read!!!
It's from 04 lol, did anyone read the description?
Eric Brown people can’t read these days. Sad isn’t it?
He looks great
30k of lactose intolerants had left the chat.
Was funny years ago still funny now
I turned 19 that week lol
Lol
He's with Trevor Noah nowadays. Just older, but the same thing.
Only Ash remains
#GimmeSoyTitty
0:37 I believe he meant to say " Is one enough? is two too many?"
1st. ♥️ (not a healthy heart, because it’s my heart)
Although new upload this is old clip, old material.
Ooonn the buuuttn
Noone minds coconut milk but soy milk is a wrong name?
I can’t be a vegan because I’m a mammal. Baby mammals drink what?
This is one big ok boomer
Milk.
Psh.
Lewis Black knows.
OK, and some people find this guy really funny.
Looks like skinny version of Andy
Is this some old person joke that I'm too young to get?
Yes
My guess is there is another reason you don't get it.
The milk joke, no. But the water joke, probably.
Lewis started in 1981
Andy started in 1988 ohhhh see hes been around longer
Andy was a lackey Lewis made his own career
Andys title is even *"sidekick"* mostly for a reason haha
Uh, okay. Why are you comparing the two?
@@jeremyc9593 people below are
@@jeremyc9593 for the jackass that thinks theyre comparable
We are fat because people like this guy don't understand science, then they get fat lol
Wtf
Soy tiddy
Why is he doing late night stand up sets like hes new to the game.. Seems a little beneath what his career should be at at this point to me.
This is an old set of jokes he's used.
Funny man, but he could be oh so much more funny if he would talk straight. Very distracting & it really takes the wind out of his routine. Noticed he flubs in this manner on the regular.
Many think this is what makes him funny(er)!!!!
I thought this was a Donald Trump speech for a second
blissful ignorance how did he get on TV
These are jokes. Its comedy.
You good. Don't like Conan and his jokes.
bud@
This is probably the least funny person on TV.
Lewis actually used to be funny. Kind of feel bad for him
Not funny
Maybe if you watched him do it in a "tighter" more polished set, as he does in Black On Broadway, it might change your mind. Or maybe he isn't to your taste. That's fair.
@@bpal7006 yeah not to my taste
This sucked