+Lecester Taylor The quote might not be exact, meaning word for word, but Colossus said that he was going to take Deadpool to Xavier, and he asked it was Stewart or Mcavoy. I thought it was so brilliant.
I think my favorite joke is when Colossus is dragging Deadpool away to take him to Xavier and Deadpool says "Which one? Stewart or McAvoy? The timelines are so confusing." XDDD
+Insanity On A Bun My least favorite part, didn't make sense for that character to break the fourth wall. Respect to your opinion, I thought it was funny, but really the only thing that bothered me in the film
+Evan Griggs That was a very benign thing. There are plenty other movies that, while it is more subtle, do the same exact kind of thing. Even in Resident Evil 5, where Chris called Wesker out for saying some real comic book villain shit.
"I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
X-Force Movie Openign Scene: Deadpool: Now this is PG-13. We've only got one chance for an f-bomb, let's be really wise about it. Logan: what the fuck are you talking about Deadpool: .........
Kobi Jenkins Oh... I'm not too familiar with Deadpool. I've played his games, and read a few comics, so I would have never known that. Thanks! Movie was awesome btw!
+jokeryogibear555 Yeah....those two parts I nearly pissed myself laughing and my bf spat his coke out and nearly choked to death....I would totally avoid drinking and eating during this movie. :-D
I absolutely loved the film and I don't think any comic fan can disagree with that. But one of my favourite things about the film, aside from everything you stated, was how there were some pretty serious moments, which is important because DeadPool isn't always the wacky comic relief. Moments like these in the comics really juxtapose the character's perception and builds on the character revealing he isn't purely the renegade clown that he's usually known for. Like the scene where he's crying while Vanessa is sleeping, or when he realizes he's momentarily stuck in the oxygen tube, these moments show DeadPool not only has a wide range of emotions but typically his humor masks his emotional pain. It was very well handled throughout!
I found myself getting embarrassed in the theater because there were actually parts of the "tragic love story" angle that made me kinda tear up. F*ing DEADPOOL madee tear up....sheesh.
+JB Entertainingness I was so happily surprised that the plot hung together well and had some decent drama. Usually with Deadpool, there's a risk of the plot only existing to support jokes (like the video games), but this worked really well.
+JB Entertainingness I did think the scene with him crying was pretty well done. It was good to see him actually react to the whole 'soon to die' thing.
Ed Skrein definitely saved his career with this movie after Transporter Refueled nearly killed it. The guy actually can act, he just needed a good role.
+Micheal93k An Agent of Hydra and Deadpool's sidekick from time to time but in the film he's shown as one of Ajax's henchmen since Marvel owns the rights to Hydra.
Wasn't there even a joke with Hydra Bob? Becoz at one point, Deadpool is beating on some trooper-henchman, and then it's like he recognizes him and calls him 'Bob' - so it looked to me like that was supposed to be Hydra Bob. Otherwise, who was it?
Well then, I wonder if that same Bob will make further appearances in the Deadpool movies? I hope so, because he's got some good storylines in the Deadpool universe.
Damn u were fast with the Spoilers today ahaha Kickass. Though the Fapping scene with the Unicorn and the Ajax soap Joke nearly asphyxiated me in the theater xD
+spideyfan4105 A member of Hydra who helps out Deadpool in the comics. I think he's kind of a meek fellow. He was the one soldier Deadpool didn't kill before fighting Ajax
Andre, do you think they're setting up an X-force movie? They'll have deadpool, cable, psylocke, archangel; I think we saw marrow at the lab; and caliban will show up in apocalypse. Maybe even warpath, bishop, and sunspot could show up, or maybe even add blink since fan bingbing was signed for 5 films? Obviously, I need to calm down.
Another actor in mind that could fit the part would be Jeffery Dean Morgan who played "The Comedian" in the Watchmen film and he played John Winchester in Supernatural. Furthermore he got cast as Negan in TWD. I think he could be a younger version of the character and he is a inch taller than Perlman.
I have a saying when it comes to characters like deadpool.... It's not about how they became a hero or anti-hero, it's about the fun they have with it. Most people just don't care about how Deadpool became Deadpool, it's about all the fun he has with it. :D
The one scene that had me crying from laughter, for the first time in years, was Deadpool being the Python's Black Knight to Colossus' Arthur. I'm just a bit sad he actually didn't say, "It's only a flesh wound!" This movie was too awesome for words. And still wonder if they aren't going to adapt it to 3D when printing the DVDs, because many a scene, as well as that opening, seemed geared for such.
Andre you are my favorite TH-camr you rock ! I saw Deadpool twice and omg that scene where he made fun of how Deadpool got into the movie saying oh Wolverine has a nice pair of smooth criminals down under lol omg I just lost it...
Ardante11 Nah... last Girl Band movie was JEM. I am cannot imagine her going through that... & you know they would try that with her cause they would want to do so for marketing. Look! She is a happy friendly GOTHY like a "RUBY" buy her barbie now... they would try to make her like she is Monster High character .. so no... I think she needs her own FIGHT ACTION movie. Like in style of Kick Ass but IF it starred Hit Girl & not Kick Ass... Like she is fighting with baddies & feature mutants... & they all fight bad guys and it would be an all out brawl. I think it would be cool...
I actually felt the ending with him shooting the guy mid-speach was a bit too predictable. I mean, who didn't see that coming a mile away? Collosus's reaction to it was still funny, though.
I love how when Colossus was fighting angel dust and she had a "wardrobe malfunction" Colossus is blocking the goods with his hands and is trying to look the other way. And Colossus says "You are a very beautiful woman." Angel Dust says thanks then punches Him in his nuts of steel. LMAO
@Blacknerdcomedy Andre, I'm REALLY glad you pointed out the movie's pacing in regards to Deadpool's origin story as I absolutely loved that approach. With that being said, it reminds me of the Speed Racer movie done by the Witchowski (spelling?) Bros. which did the exact same thing in a brilliant way and the movie was still considered a flop. Would you consider giving one of the only ORIGINAL well-done tv-to-movie adaptations a chance to shine and give it a review? I'd really like to see this movie get it due props.
Man of Steel spread out the flashback stuff through the film also and it was a huge epic fail of a film. Of course, it wasn't just the flashback stuff that was a problem with that film. Not only did they do willy nilly flashbacks scattered through the film. But they also did the whole backstory origins on Krypton up through it's destruction as well.
I think man of steels biggest issues were two things 1) shaky cam for obvious reasons 2) the pacing of the film. There were parts that needed more time and parts that needed to he cut out
+That Skinny White Guy Toss in the dark depressing emo-fueled lack of joy of the modern DC films. And the fact they drained all the color out of the film for no reason other than to make it dark and gritty. Unlikable characters didn't help things either. When a film makes me feel fondness for Superman Retreads... clearly huge mistakes were made in ever aspect of making the film.
Best joke involved Colossus and Angel Dust with her wardrobe malfunction. Colossus face was priceless and Angel Dust reaction was funny as hell. They need to somehow bring The Great Lakes Avengers into the next Deadpool film and if not, at least Mister Immortal. The possibilities alone would be great to see (especially the ways Deadpool could kill him over and over and over and over and over again. Ha.)
anyone realize the cab drivers life got rekt by Deadpool. The weapon bag was still in the cab when cab driver crashed and indirectly killed the guy in the trunk.
Boy did this movie actually do well enough and only in its opening weekend so surprising! Loved the hell out of this movie too Andre and can't wait to see the sequel and your review on it too!
I knew that that rotten piece of metal shit looked familiar. At first I thought it was a train but when it tipped over something at the back of my mind was wondering what it was. But I didnt take the time to think about it cause I was so caught in with the Deadpool jokes xD
I agree with everything you said! I was so nervous about Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool but was still excited to see it and when i seen it... i was like OMG THANK YOU! IT was awesome!
billy smith The guy who wanted to destroy the equipment of the scientists whilst destroying the Avatar... He was in the background on that carrier near the end of the movie.
billy smith Trust me. If you see that scene when they have Vanessa on the carrier, he's in the the conversation, more-so as a cameo - I swear if that was some type of reference to Avatar...
As a movie theater usher manager, I particularity enjoyed the after credit bit about not leaving your trash...I actually noticed people making an effort to throw away their own trash!
Something comicbook fans would notice is that there were several references to Rob Liefeld, the co-creator of DeadPool. In fact, in that slow motion part in the beginning, there is a cup with "Rob L" written on it. There is about two more in there.
About 12 of us from work stalked the theater online until tickets went on sale and we bought the first tickets literally nearly an entire row on the 11th it was hilarious! and that's putting it mildly. We even all met at Moe's for some Deadpool style fan food before the movie. So much funny in 2 hours it's hard to pick favorites. The opening slow motion where he has the guy by the underwear was even funnier because of the slow motion. The exchange between him and Vanessa where they are trying to out do each others horrible pasts. I love that some of the funnier lines were from other characters; "Wake up a super hero. Brush your teeth a super hero." And I have to say being an X-Men and Deadpool comic fan I am SO THANKFUL they got an ACTUAL RUSSIAN to play Colossus anyone can play a big shiny dude you need THAT accent to really make it Piotr. "Hey Douchepool!" The cab ride with dopinder and the x-men "I NEVER TOLD HIM TO DO THAT" ("i'm so proud of YOU!!!") I can't wait to go watch it again to see what easter eggs i see the next time around
+masamune2984 When Vanessa whispers in his ear about Women's rights day or whatever, she is wearing a strap on to butt fuck him. that is called pegging
I loved Deadpool's Hello Kitty references: the Twitter account only follows Hello Kitty and the bag he put all his guns in (and then left in Dopender's taxi) is a Hello Kitty bag. There are so many hysterical bits in this movie it's incredible.
Funniest part of the movie is when he keeps punching and kicking Colossus and breaks all his limbs ha. When he did the T-Rex impression with his broken arms had me in stitches!
"You're about to be killed by a zamboni! In 5 minutes!" Love that part XD And the part where cable had to look away when the girl boob was showing was hilarious! Aw shit I my gun bag, we have to win this with max effort guys XD
"I'm taking you to the Professor."
"Stewart or Mcavoy?"
+Lecester Taylor
The quote might not be exact, meaning word for word, but Colossus said that he was going to take Deadpool to Xavier, and he asked it was Stewart or Mcavoy. I thought it was so brilliant.
+Lecester Taylor "McAvoy or Stewart? I can't tell with these timelines"
My favorite joke in the movie
+DelusionalDarcy That had me legit crying from laughter in the theater. This movie was worth every penny of my money!
Best joke ever! and makes sense, because its pretty confusing
"what's my name"
"Oh, im gonna fucking spell it out for you"
F R A N C I S
+reggie amith spelled it out in corpses!
+ScopeXYZFTW Spelled out with corpses
+James “The Jei-man” Heirumaru i .....a man decapitated with his ass showing
C9 Crash Epicness
My favorite was
Colossus:Ill take you to see the professor
DP: Mcavoy or stewart ?
DP: These timelines get so confusing.
+Jose Luis Hernandez yes! this was my favorite too, I'm surprised he didn't say it.
+Jose Luis Hernandez that was amazing
Ahahaha i missed that. Gotta watch it again XD
+supersonicbro To be honest, there's probably a lot that people missed because they laughed over the next joke because of the previous one.
I think my favorite joke is when Colossus is dragging Deadpool away to take him to Xavier and Deadpool says "Which one? Stewart or McAvoy? The timelines are so confusing." XDDD
that joke completely flew by my head
That was the joke I laughed at the most ... My gf and I were the only ones I think ha
"You should go talk with that guy, maybe he'll further the plot."
I LOVED THAT
+Insanity On A Bun My least favorite part, didn't make sense for that character to break the fourth wall. Respect to your opinion, I thought it was funny, but really the only thing that bothered me in the film
What scene was that?
+Evan Griggs That was a very benign thing. There are plenty other movies that, while it is more subtle, do the same exact kind of thing. Even in Resident Evil 5, where Chris called Wesker out for saying some real comic book villain shit.
+Evan Griggs to be fair, it was a deadpool flashback so maybe he affected it just like he did with the double 4th wall breaking.
"I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it.
They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
definitely my favorite Deadpool joke from the first movie.
X-Force Movie Openign Scene:
Deadpool: Now this is PG-13. We've only got one chance for an f-bomb, let's be really wise about it.
Logan: what the fuck are you talking about
Deadpool: .........
That's pretty great xD
xD
😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹
+Daniel Lewis wow that'd be awesome
I Don't Think Wolverine Will Be In The X-Force
Super hero landing, she's going to do the superhero landing
It's really bad for your knees!
+goodial and completely impractical
+goodial it's very unpractical I don't know why everybody does it!
Loved that when it was first shown before the movie was out but didn't really laugh in the theater ... Wish I hadn't seen it before I saw the movie.
They all do it, it's rough on the knees
My personal favorite Deadpool joke is probably
"Oops, you weren't supposed to see that." And then shows the scene that leads up to it.
Best scene in history
Mine is "this is your friendly neighborhood deadpool"
"Is that Stewart or McAvoy? I can never tell with these timelines."
Lol
+Austen Green This one kept me laughing longer than it should've been... So hilarious XD
"I NEVER TOLD HIM TO DO THAT!" *whispers* "I'm so proud of you."
I love the Indian cab driver. I want his spin off
Oh hell yeah!
He was so cute and funny
I loved the scene where he kidnapped that one person
+Jordan Taylor and crashed and crushed the guy.
Jordan Taylor Omg yes
Colossus dragging Deadpool
Colossus: "I'm taking you to the professor."
Deadpool: "Stewart or McAvoy."
I loved the scene with the Zamboni. Something about it just felt so perfect.
"Haha, you're about to be killed by a Zomboni!!!"
oh yeah lmfao. "you're gonna be dead... in 5 minutes!"
***** Loved that part!!!
+Jordan Taylor this movie was great lol
***** It sure was, kinda hard to hate it. Although I don't want to.
I loved when Deadpool sorted the dead bodies to say 'FRANCIS'
I don't see many people talking about the hydra bob Easter egg. I fucking loved that.
+LegacyHD When was that in the movie?
+Michael Buckley when all the guys with the machine guns are shooing them just before the final fight and Deadpool recognises one of them
Kobi Jenkins Oh... I'm not too familiar with Deadpool. I've played his games, and read a few comics, so I would have never known that. Thanks! Movie was awesome btw!
in the movie deadpool said bob was from jacksonville. was it just a coincidence since i live in jacksonville or was bob in the city your in.
Johnny Flannagan Im pretty sure it is just a coincidence...
fav part was wen he cut his hand off and it was a middle finger and the baby hand touching the old ladies face
or wen deadpool was wearing the Hugh Jackman paper face
Have you seen 127 hours? Spoiler alert
+jokeryogibear555 Yeah....those two parts I nearly pissed myself laughing and my bf spat his coke out and nearly choked to death....I would totally avoid drinking and eating during this movie. :-D
+jokeryogibear555 I literally could not breathe I was laughing so hard
I absolutely loved the film and I don't think any comic fan can disagree with that. But one of my favourite things about the film, aside from everything you stated, was how there were some pretty serious moments, which is important because DeadPool isn't always the wacky comic relief. Moments like these in the comics really juxtapose the character's perception and builds on the character revealing he isn't purely the renegade clown that he's usually known for.
Like the scene where he's crying while Vanessa is sleeping, or when he realizes he's momentarily stuck in the oxygen tube, these moments show DeadPool not only has a wide range of emotions but typically his humor masks his emotional pain. It was very well handled throughout!
I found myself getting embarrassed in the theater because there were actually parts of the "tragic love story" angle that made me kinda tear up.
F*ing DEADPOOL madee tear up....sheesh.
+masamune2984 That's the power of DeadPool, baby! Slightly less powerful than Pinesol...
+masamune2984 Same man. My Mum's sister's been going through cancer so she was really messed up over the flashbacks.
+JB Entertainingness I was so happily surprised that the plot hung together well and had some decent drama. Usually with Deadpool, there's a risk of the plot only existing to support jokes (like the video games), but this worked really well.
+JB Entertainingness I did think the scene with him crying was pretty well done. It was good to see him actually react to the whole 'soon to die' thing.
Ed Skrein definitely saved his career with this movie after Transporter Refueled nearly killed it. The guy actually can act, he just needed a good role.
I lost it when Bob showed up! I hope he gets a bigger role in the sequel!
+NerdSync surprised no one saw you here yet! that was one of the funniest bits in the film.
who's bob?
+Micheal93k An Agent of Hydra and Deadpool's sidekick from time to time but in the film he's shown as one of Ajax's henchmen since Marvel owns the rights to Hydra.
+My cold dead eyes I think you mean Disney owns hydra? Seeing as how deadpool is also owned by marvel.
+Zachary Kine Movie rights to Deadpool is Owned by Fox. While Movie rights to Hydra is owned by Marvel and therefore by Disney
Wasn't there even a joke with Hydra Bob? Becoz at one point, Deadpool is beating on some trooper-henchman, and then it's like he recognizes him and calls him 'Bob' - so it looked to me like that was supposed to be Hydra Bob. Otherwise, who was it?
You are not wrong. That WAS Bob.
It was hydra bob. They just couldnt mention him being HYDRA bob but only as bob in the movie coz fox doesnt have the rights to hydra bob
Well then, I wonder if that same Bob will make further appearances in the Deadpool movies? I hope so, because he's got some good storylines in the Deadpool universe.
Hvaså
Damn u were fast with the Spoilers today ahaha
Kickass. Though the Fapping scene with the Unicorn and the Ajax soap Joke nearly asphyxiated me in the theater xD
And that unicorn ejaculation cartoon in the credits sequence. Damn. even the end credits made my friends and me laugh out loud
AjaxBlade?
yeah the ajax soap joke was my favorite
That fapping scene came out of nowhere. Almost everyone in my movie theatre said WTF at that.
I instantly lost it when Vanessa strapoes on the strap-on XD
The part where Wade says he had a nightmare about "taking Liam Neeson's daughter, and he wasn't having it." 😂😂😂
I think one of my favorite moments was when Deadpool spelled out Francis' name with all those dead bodies. That shouldn't be as funny as it was.
Everyone in the theater I was in found that scene funny.
hilarious
It was better because if I remember right he said I'll spell it out for you and he did
+Sweetbunny “PrincessBeautyBunny” Grace " oh I'm gonna fuckin spell it out for ya"
Ajax: "What's my name?"
Deadpool: "Ohh I'm gonna fuckin' spell it out for him"
15-20 minutes later:
The part when he took off his mask at the end of the movie and he had a mask of his normal face on. That was one of my favorite parts.
He was wearing Hugh Ja ckman's "face".
+Manuel Alberto Romero oh my bad.
It was still funny though.
I loved the Liam Neeson joke
Same
+Martin Borák Aparently that's because they want him as cable.
+likenem I think Ron Pearlman as Cable would be better
Mad Genius
Tat would be dope
likenem Yeah but Ron Perlman getting to old my next two on this list would either be John Hamm or Jefferey Dean Morgan
When he said, "I'm outie 5,000" I was like, ANDRE?
Pretty sure Andre stole that from a movie
+Critic Nation Deadpool can pull anything off. He managed to snatch Ajax's name-tag off his lab coat. Andre just wasn't fast enough.
He said owy 5000
Tylon jones its outie
The best part was when he found Bob. I'm pretty sure I was the only one in the theater that knew what was going on. It made my night.
+Amanda Baughey I'm not remembering this "Bob" scene, could you explain it please?
***** Ohh that guy he starts having a conversation with at the last stand part? I thought he was the guy from the mutant factory.
+Amanda Baughey Who was bob?
+spideyfan4105 A member of Hydra who helps out Deadpool in the comics. I think he's kind of a meek fellow. He was the one soldier Deadpool didn't kill before fighting Ajax
+spideyfan4105 Agent of Hydra in the comics
Andre, do you think they're setting up an X-force movie? They'll have deadpool, cable, psylocke, archangel; I think we saw marrow at the lab; and caliban will show up in apocalypse. Maybe even warpath, bishop, and sunspot could show up, or maybe even add blink since fan bingbing was signed for 5 films? Obviously, I need to calm down.
I forgot to add storm and we all know you would love more that storm and psylocke!
The Wolverine recasting would have to happen first before this could happen but I would be totally down for an X-Force movie.
+H Cortes I would love to see x-23 "don't call me lady wolverine"
+Roderick Xavier de Leon X-Force is pretty much all but confirmed by now.
One of my faves was the Bob scene >w>
+Viro Veteruscy Too bad they couldn't say the H word because of legalities.
+Daniel Jiron And yet they managed to throw in a helicarrier.
+Daniel Jiron what H word?
Majin M Hydra
+Sotnas Oh lol
So did anyone catch the BLADE reference in the DEADPOOL movie??
I did
I think everyone got it lol he yells it across the bar
Have fun at your midnight premiering of blade ll
What?
I would want to see Ron Pearlman as Cable.
+Eric Wraithraven Oh shit yeah he would be awesome
I'm not even kidding, I have been racking my brain over who they should try and get as Cable, and you literally just f*ing NAILED it.
+masamune2984 he might be a bit older but I think him and Reynolds would play off each other well.
I literally can't imagine anyone else in the role now. Their chemistry seems like it would be fantastic.
Another actor in mind that could fit the part would be Jeffery Dean Morgan who played "The Comedian" in the Watchmen film and he played John Winchester in Supernatural. Furthermore he got cast as Negan in TWD. I think he could be a younger version of the character and he is a inch taller than Perlman.
the 'shut up Sinead' joke. in Ireland the whole audience lost it. then the second joke omg the best!
My favorite line was when Deadpool was hitting colossus and he broke his arms and said "All Dinosaurs feared the T-Rex!"
I have a saying when it comes to characters like deadpool.... It's not about how they became a hero or anti-hero, it's about the fun they have with it. Most people just don't care about how Deadpool became Deadpool, it's about all the fun he has with it. :D
I'm ok with not getting a sequel. This movie was so satisfying that it wouldn't bother me. Having said that, I still would like to see a sequel.
Fuck that, there's plenty of potential for a sequel lol. Think of all the new ways they can break the 4th wall! Plus we get Cable!
+Flame of Udun I didn't say that there wasn't room for a sequel or that I don't want one or that they shouldn't make one.
They have one in the making already
That's cool.
masterman9999 My bad then. I misread your comment.
I loved the phrases he used to replace cussing like when he said 5000 or, "Oh, your poor wife" lmao
Fuck all that Savage social media crap ...Deadpool is the one and only real savage lolz
+likenem #savagery lol
+likenem Yea, Wolverine is known as a savage!!!
+likenem Yea, Wolverine is known as a savage!!!
+likenem lmao
"Shiiiiit. Did I leave the stove on?"
I nearly died laughing.
The one scene that had me crying from laughter, for the first time in years, was Deadpool being the Python's Black Knight to Colossus' Arthur. I'm just a bit sad he actually didn't say, "It's only a flesh wound!" This movie was too awesome for words. And still wonder if they aren't going to adapt it to 3D when printing the DVDs, because many a scene, as well as that opening, seemed geared for such.
I thought he was gonna say that too!
I wanted him to say that so bad!! It would've been hilarious!!
IKR? XD
"I've never said this before, but DON'T SWALLOW!"
Gotta love that sweater wearing Deadpool in the thumbnail.
this movie was a real breath of fresh air for super hero movies
One of my favorite movies of all time! Everything I wanted I just wish it was longer! Ryan Reynolds deserved this role!
Also they already confirmed deadpool 2
Andre you are my favorite TH-camr you rock !
I saw Deadpool twice and omg that scene where he made fun of how Deadpool got into the movie saying oh Wolverine has a nice pair of smooth criminals down under lol omg I just lost it...
I'm gonna watch this even though I didn't see it yet
LOL
Well that's stupid
+Jordan Duggan LOL
+Jordan Duggan I didn't really only 53 seconds of it
I can't see it because I'm 8
My new FAVORITE X-MEN is Nega-Sonic Teenage Warhead. She ROCKS! She needs her own movie.
That and her own goth punk rock band.
Ardante11
Nah... last Girl Band movie was JEM. I am cannot imagine her going through that... & you know they would try that with her cause they would want to do so for marketing. Look! She is a happy friendly GOTHY like a "RUBY" buy her barbie now... they would try to make her like she is Monster High character .. so no... I think she needs her own FIGHT ACTION movie. Like in style of Kick Ass but IF it starred Hit Girl & not Kick Ass... Like she is fighting with baddies & feature mutants... & they all fight bad guys and it would be an all out brawl. I think it would be cool...
Nega Sonic Teenage - WHAT THE 💩? THAT'S THE COOLEST THING EVER!
favorite joke: Funny i only see you two at this x-men mansion its like the studio couldnt afford more then 2 of you
This joke damn near killed me.
Best joke "Im about to do to you, what Fred Durst did to music in the 90s".
I actually felt the ending with him shooting the guy mid-speach was a bit too predictable. I mean, who didn't see that coming a mile away? Collosus's reaction to it was still funny, though.
+Morgil I agree, they should have cut the monologue short
I thought he might tell him okay get up you can go ...
and then shoot him
+Morgil I was expecting Colossus to accidentally crush Ajax head by stepping on him as he moved closer to Deadpool. Like, "Oops."
+subatomiclaura colossus wouldn't be that careless. He's an X-Man after all
It's build up dude. Build up is the reason why the pay off of a joke is so great.
I love how when Colossus was fighting angel dust and she had a "wardrobe malfunction" Colossus is blocking the goods with his hands and is trying to look the other way. And Colossus says "You are a very beautiful woman." Angel Dust says thanks then punches Him in his nuts of steel. LMAO
best scean "oh, I pity the guy that pressures her into prom sex."
@Blacknerdcomedy Andre, I'm REALLY glad you pointed out the movie's pacing in regards to Deadpool's origin story as I absolutely loved that approach. With that being said, it reminds me of the Speed Racer movie done by the Witchowski (spelling?) Bros. which did the exact same thing in a brilliant way and the movie was still considered a flop. Would you consider giving one of the only ORIGINAL well-done tv-to-movie adaptations a chance to shine and give it a review?
I'd really like to see this movie get it due props.
10:25 yes I did pick up my trash!! Haha
Me too.
+Insanity On A Bun sameee
+Insanity On A Bun Ditto, allways do.
Yeah same I just got back seeing the movie and it was everything on how Deadpool should be portrayed.
+Insanity On A Bun Why bother with the trash. This is why we have janitors. They need to make a living too, y'know.
I hope that studios will see that more adult themed hero movies can make money and make more complex stories.
#WherethefuckisFrancis!?
That was so great! That and killing a guy slowly on the ice
VietnamD0820 omg yes!!! The whole theater was weak off that! 😂😂😂
+Jawuan Hart What's my name?
Hariz Zahir a dish soup
+Hariz Zahir No one cares
Loved it when he mentioned Stewart or McAvoy and being confused about the timelines. Thought that was just too hilarious and perfect :D
Loved this movie. Loved this joke: "I"m going to live to be 102 and then die, like the city of Detroit." LOL
Anyone notice the Nick Fury reference Deadpool made in the after credits scene?
"A 4th wall break inside a 4th wall break? That's like... 16 walls!"
The arguments about the ikea furniture had me dying. And the zamboni bit. And the unicorn was so subtle but so perfect.
Man of Steel spread out the flashback stuff through the film also and it was a huge epic fail of a film. Of course, it wasn't just the flashback stuff that was a problem with that film. Not only did they do willy nilly flashbacks scattered through the film. But they also did the whole backstory origins on Krypton up through it's destruction as well.
I think man of steels biggest issues were two things
1) shaky cam for obvious reasons
2) the pacing of the film. There were parts that needed more time and parts that needed to he cut out
+That Skinny White Guy Toss in the dark depressing emo-fueled lack of joy of the modern DC films. And the fact they drained all the color out of the film for no reason other than to make it dark and gritty.
Unlikable characters didn't help things either.
When a film makes me feel fondness for Superman Retreads... clearly huge mistakes were made in ever aspect of making the film.
Even with flashback he did take time to suit up an be superman.
+Kevin Lastname Die? Someone's an internet tough guy. *Snerk*
+Hank McCoy I try
Best joke involved Colossus and Angel Dust with her wardrobe malfunction. Colossus face was priceless and Angel Dust reaction was funny as hell. They need to somehow bring The Great Lakes Avengers into the next Deadpool film and if not, at least Mister Immortal. The possibilities alone would be great to see (especially the ways Deadpool could kill him over and over and over and over and over again. Ha.)
anyone realize the cab drivers life got rekt by Deadpool. The weapon bag was still in the cab when cab driver crashed and indirectly killed the guy in the trunk.
I've been meaning to watch this review.
As always, wonderful video Andre!
he said Audi 5000 or outy 5000. on how you say it. I freaked out literally and told my wife they did a blacknerd phrase
I'm pretty sure black nerd stole it from someone else
He said owy 5000
Great review, Andre! Just saw this movie with my son and agree with all of your analysis. Also really liked the scenes with the cabbie.
Deadpool getting excited about Negasonic Teenage Warheads name =]
Everyone got excited over her name!
She has to be in more movies, I fucking LOVED her here.
"Hashtag it. Go get her tiger".
+Sugarwatermixlegit which is funny because nobody knew who she was before this movie. She's actually a pretty important character in the x-men stories
+Sugarwatermixlegit "hashtag drive by"
Flame of Udun She was in one comic then died in like a page LOL. But yea her one or two lines where pretty important to the future.
Boy did this movie actually do well enough and only in its opening weekend so surprising! Loved the hell out of this movie too Andre and can't wait to see the sequel and your review on it too!
That McAvoy and Stewart joke was a fun line.
How did I miss that joke?
Great review. Loved the movie as well. The opening credits was the first clue that we were in for a special ride.
I love the scene where deadpool takes off his mask and he's wearing a Hugh Jackman mask
My favorite was everything with the baby hand. Touching the face, saying how it must feel so big in that hand. Perfection~
How does no one mention that the final fight took place on what very much looked like a crashed S.H.I.E.L.D Hellicarrier?
+Sean Murray I'm not the only one. The last sequence of that movie, I was just sitting there wondering, "Whose ship is that?"
I knew that that rotten piece of metal shit looked familiar. At first I thought it was a train but when it tipped over something at the back of my mind was wondering what it was. But I didnt take the time to think about it cause I was so caught in with the Deadpool jokes xD
I agree with everything you said! I was so nervous about Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool but was still excited to see it and when i seen it... i was like OMG THANK YOU! IT was awesome!
Gotta say, best joke was when Deadpool broke his hand on Colossus's balls.
Tiny-Benjamin-Button-hand was my favorite part. Caught me off guard. His remark about how "it" was gonna feel huge was icing on top.
I want Cable and Lady Death to be in the next one. Maybe throw in some Domino or Agent Bob. Give him some Hydra love.
+UrDutchFriend Oh and a split-personality
+UrDutchFriend Sadly, Fox doesn't own the rights to Lady Death
"TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK YOUR BOSS IS, OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!"
....
"IN FIVE MINUTES!!"
xD lol
the bad guy from avatar for cable!
+billy smith He was in the scene. In the background.
+MJofLakeland1 huh
billy smith The guy who wanted to destroy the equipment of the scientists whilst destroying the Avatar... He was in the background on that carrier near the end of the movie.
+MJofLakeland1 uh really lol?
billy smith Trust me. If you see that scene when they have Vanessa on the carrier, he's in the the conversation, more-so as a cameo - I swear if that was some type of reference to Avatar...
As a movie theater usher manager, I particularity enjoyed the after credit bit about not leaving your trash...I actually noticed people making an effort to throw away their own trash!
what about the hugh jackman mask XD
Something comicbook fans would notice is that there were several references to Rob Liefeld, the co-creator of DeadPool. In fact, in that slow motion part in the beginning, there is a cup with "Rob L" written on it. There is about two more in there.
my favorite joke was the Ajax dish soap joke lmfao
I loved when he called out the fact that he only ever saw the two Xmen in the mansion haha. Also, the ending scene with Colossus! So funny!
one of the best jokes in the movie was.
colossus: were taking you to see Professor X.
Deadpool: oh wich one, Stewart or McAvoy?
Me: 😂 😂 😂
Oh man, I didn't even pick up on that one
+Critic Nation hehe, one of the best jokes in the movie by far, but the hole movie was a laughter bomb!
#DeadpoolHasChangedTheGame
"McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing"
I died
The fucking baby hand....I died
About 12 of us from work stalked the theater online until tickets went on sale and we bought the first tickets literally nearly an entire row on the 11th it was hilarious! and that's putting it mildly.
We even all met at Moe's for some Deadpool style fan food before the movie.
So much funny in 2 hours it's hard to pick favorites.
The opening slow motion where he has the guy by the underwear was even funnier because of the slow motion.
The exchange between him and Vanessa where they are trying to out do each others horrible pasts.
I love that some of the funnier lines were from other characters;
"Wake up a super hero. Brush your teeth a super hero."
And I have to say being an X-Men and Deadpool comic fan I am SO THANKFUL they got an ACTUAL RUSSIAN to play Colossus anyone can play a big shiny dude you need THAT accent to really make it Piotr.
"Hey Douchepool!"
The cab ride with dopinder and the x-men
"I NEVER TOLD HIM TO DO THAT" ("i'm so proud of YOU!!!")
I can't wait to go watch it again to see what easter eggs i see the next time around
Spoiler:
...Pegging
I watched the film and still don't get what you mean by that.
+masamune2984 Pegging is a sex act where a woman wears a strap on dildo and anally penetrates a man.
+masamune2984 When Vanessa whispers in his ear about Women's rights day or whatever, she is wearing a strap on to butt fuck him. that is called pegging
"no...No...NO...NO!"
were gonna see the professor. Mcavoy or Stewart ? Love that one and that the blackbird was a actual SR-71 blackbird like in first class
the funny thing was that there were like 8 year olds in the theater
I lot of young kids saw the movie on the theater near me as well.
+Luma Bros The strip club and the sex scene were probably really awkward. Oh well, serves the parents right for being idiots.
*****
They were probably thinking, "Crap! I knew I should have made the kids watch Kung Fu Panda 3!"
There's a thing that people can do called "not sheltering their children".. It's a personal choice and a legitimate style of parenting, so get over it
+Nathaniel Pretzel yeah at 12 or 13 maybe, but 8 ? In a movie with pegging and swallowing jokes ? I mean come on
I loved Deadpool's Hello Kitty references: the Twitter account only follows Hello Kitty and the bag he put all his guns in (and then left in Dopender's taxi) is a Hello Kitty bag. There are so many hysterical bits in this movie it's incredible.
"Chastity? Her name should be Irony."
Funniest part of the movie is when he keeps punching and kicking Colossus and breaks all his limbs ha. When he did the T-Rex impression with his broken arms had me in stitches!
I saw this movie opening night! WORTH IT!!!!
Totally worth it!
Saw it opening night and Valentine's day.
I wanna see it again.
i saw this movie the day after opening nite and it was still worth it not as good as opening nite but still worth it
I loved the part with Dopinder where Deadpool is scolding him but congratulating him under his breath.
+Ayanda Nxumalo Shame on you (I'm so proud of you) xD
When did he say, "I'm outy 5,000?"
+Joe Greenwell He was saying ow because he got hurt but then said ow...ty 500
+Joe Greenwell When Vanessa removed the stapled mask on his face.
Oh, I didn't notice, I guess I should see it again.
Black nerd reference for the win! XD
+Joe Greenwell what does that even mean?
Is it awesome that i met rob liefield(co-creater of deadpool) and he signed a deadpool shirt and comics for me at houston comic con 2014?
I miss cocaine
Hell yeah that was hilarious
"theres 150 kilo of cocaine next to the cure for blindness"
+Infamous Banana wanna get f*cked up?
"her. *GASP* a fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break, that's like...........sixteen walls"
"You're about to be killed by a zamboni! In 5 minutes!" Love that part XD And the part where cable had to look away when the girl boob was showing was hilarious! Aw shit I my gun bag, we have to win this with max effort guys XD