Conan Checks In With Jordan Via An Interactive Pet Camera | CONAN on TBS

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  • @loveoffilm4327
    @loveoffilm4327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5293

    I love how we all know Jordan but they still display that old ass picture everytime his name is said

    • @matth5734
      @matth5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      And it brings me such joy 😀

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It's so good

    • @RhyperiorRanger
      @RhyperiorRanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It’s a before and after picture now. Big beard

    • @vincentwang2310
      @vincentwang2310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I hope they keep doing it when Jordan is 60.

    • @mfe23
      @mfe23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because Conan "just can't help himself"...! 🙃🤭😆😅😂🤣👏👍🤘😎❤️❤️❤️

  • @someoneonly
    @someoneonly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10177

    Can we all just appreciate the lengths that jordan degraded himself to just to bring conan and us some entertainment xD

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      this is so hilarious and demeaning at the same time

    • @stebopign
      @stebopign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      yea. schlansky was such a good sport. that was funny as hell. lols.

    • @happydayz7857
      @happydayz7857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      someoneonlylol lol

    • @hootiehootheblowphish4109
      @hootiehootheblowphish4109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      I feel like he's probably a cool dude in real life. This is just an exaggerated version of himself that he and Conan play up for comedy purposes

    • @stebopign
      @stebopign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@hootiehootheblowphish4109 he was more relaxed in his really only sketches. so yea. haha

  • @patf8845
    @patf8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3370

    I feel like this falls into the "various tasks and responsibilities" category.

    • @narellano4726
      @narellano4726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pat Ficara 😂 its in section 8 page 2

    • @balenrasul5054
      @balenrasul5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hhhhh ya that's exactly what Jordan meant 🤣

    • @spdadventurer1754
      @spdadventurer1754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh absolutely it does😂😂

    • @tmolne117
      @tmolne117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nice

    • @davidsilberstein42
      @davidsilberstein42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      somewhere between various and numerous

  • @kunilsen2519
    @kunilsen2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7261

    Jordan is honestly so nice and caring to Conan in his strange alien way.

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Ku Nilsen He’s being paid handsomely to sit in his house and do a bit.

    • @realprisec
      @realprisec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      TheGodYouWishYouKnew “do a bit”
      You’re the one doing a bit, judging people with a job by typing words on ur parents’ pc

    • @kunilsen2519
      @kunilsen2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheGodYouWishYouKnew I`m talking about Jordan, the one we see on screen. Not whoever Jordan is that is not on the screen.

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ku Nilsen So am I

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Prisec I’m not judging anyone. I’d be nice too if you paid me to sit in my house to do a bit.

  • @callummoodley6311
    @callummoodley6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4654

    "Take care Jordan , I miss you" so heartwarming and wholesome

    • @itsmenotyou652
      @itsmenotyou652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      It seemed so sincere

    • @edwardv7991
      @edwardv7991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I think when the lockdown is lifted and Conan sees Jordan for the first time, Conan is going to tear and quietly hides it so that Jordan doesn't see.

    • @Alan_is_here
      @Alan_is_here 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They practically act like siblings.

    • @AI_Ralph
      @AI_Ralph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah I felt that too. Usually he would crack a smile or joke after something like that, but it just ended there.

    • @freddym99
      @freddym99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      he really meant that

  • @seansavva2275
    @seansavva2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2628

    "Take care Jordan, I miss you" - Conan 2020
    It only took a global pandemic for this to happen

    • @ohnoitsapoorva7686
      @ohnoitsapoorva7686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Yeah that felt so natural they really are homies

    • @IamLegendAnon
      @IamLegendAnon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Sean Savva You can tell he's not putting up an act for once and genuinely misses Jordan and the rest of his staff. Actually made me feel pretty bad for him

    • @seansavva2275
      @seansavva2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Actually very sweet moment, glad they left that in

    • @pinchepoor5461
      @pinchepoor5461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It’s Enough to make a grown man cry 😢

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@IamLegendAnon most of the interactions between them aren't acts, they're mostly real with pockets of scripted drama. most of this is real, even if heightened.

  • @kumaravelrajan
    @kumaravelrajan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3983

    I miss the crowd cheering whenever Jordan's picture is shown when conan introduces him before every sketch.

    • @adamzangara
      @adamzangara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      I thought EXACT same! I could almost hear them. Same photo for years which makes it even funnier.

    • @matth5734
      @matth5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You can imagine me cheering because I was.

    • @jiten9843
      @jiten9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It's a godly image

    • @studiorose11
      @studiorose11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lol

    • @cruetusnex
      @cruetusnex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't. I hate hearing an audience.

  • @DasherBeats
    @DasherBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    “take care Jordan, I miss you”
    [everybody liked that]

  • @bleekshanone9657
    @bleekshanone9657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    The way Conan said “I miss you” at the end is heartwarming

    • @definitelynosebreather
      @definitelynosebreather 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I never saw him like this :'(

    • @AviChetriArtwork
      @AviChetriArtwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm hoping for a "Shawshank Redemption ending" hug from the two.

    • @Eddie_freeflow504
      @Eddie_freeflow504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I said the same thing he really does care about Jordan

    • @dushyantbangal169
      @dushyantbangal169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spoiler alert

    • @normawalsh671
      @normawalsh671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I saw this last night, and noticed how he says " I miss yo, Jordan" it was so sweet.

  • @MA-wm9pg
    @MA-wm9pg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5924

    Other hosts: *interview irrelevant celebs*
    My man Conan: *out here feeding coworkers pet food over a web cam..*

    • @siraxgr950
      @siraxgr950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Actually! They are premium quality cookies imported from Italy

    • @dor4376
      @dor4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yup, that's why i like him 🤣

    • @flashaxl
      @flashaxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He is not a typical coworker though, his title is Associate Producer

    • @4545lord
      @4545lord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And that is Conan. No need for fake celebs.

    • @ZulqarnainDraft
      @ZulqarnainDraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Slave*

  • @ipwnyoudiehaha
    @ipwnyoudiehaha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2706

    "Are you gonna occasionally summon me into this room, unannounced and ask me to put my mouth up to this hole to catch projectiles of Italian cookies?" That sentence has never been said in the history of mankind until Jordan Schlansky came along.

  • @oco987
    @oco987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2117

    Jordan's home looks cleaner than his office. How is that possible?

    • @myfinalheaven9590
      @myfinalheaven9590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      The office where Jordan works, is a set.
      Also, he's married so his wife helps him clean, most likely.

    • @kloonst
      @kloonst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      His wife, Emma, is probably a force to reckon with if she somehow manages to curb Jordan's hoarder tendencies.

    • @m0v
      @m0v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@kloonst I think she is hired by conan

    • @ajinkyakamat7053
      @ajinkyakamat7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Probably his office being messy is just a part of a sketch. Personally, I find it hilarious that someone who is so particular in others aspects has such a messy office

    • @N4p0100
      @N4p0100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      His wife

  • @christianvicedo3715
    @christianvicedo3715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1490

    "Take care, Jordan...I miss you." Hit too close to home.

    • @marcusstone6273
      @marcusstone6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yeah you could see on conan that he really meant that. They had such amazing friendship, and they built it year after year.

    • @teedee7310
      @teedee7310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah...I felt that. ❤️

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yeah hit me out of nowhere. You can tell they really have a fondness for each other underneath the act. Haven’t they worked together for like 15-20 years now?

    • @TheBoilingICE
      @TheBoilingICE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Didn't expect such a sad ending.

    • @ThePartyProfessors
      @ThePartyProfessors 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HotStrange de de la la

  • @lynt.129
    @lynt.129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    Early days of quarantine "i hope we never speak again"
    Weeks later "i miss you, jordan"

    • @definitelynosebreather
      @definitelynosebreather 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      literally me and my colleagues of work lol

    • @Krobelux
      @Krobelux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That last bit was a pretty 'awee' moment.

    • @adelfosharas
      @adelfosharas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahahahhahahaha yes !!

  • @nodevit9950
    @nodevit9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Jordan and Conan are the best. The way they interact is priceless.
    More Jordan videos please

    • @aguy6641
      @aguy6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The last one got major views

    • @mfe23
      @mfe23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes Please...! 👏👍🤘

    • @willthebatboy
      @willthebatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Requesting specific videos during quarantine haha. Cool

    • @RomanDiaries
      @RomanDiaries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A new Schlansky video every day would still not be enough

    • @standingstrong4916
      @standingstrong4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are so sweet such good friends

  • @galaxieshand
    @galaxieshand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2395

    Am I the only one who still hears the audience laughing sometimes

    • @uninterruptedrhythm4104
      @uninterruptedrhythm4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thats means they worked!

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      glad i'm not the only one with voices in my head

    • @adembelazregue
      @adembelazregue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah isolation tends to do that

    • @AtomNic
      @AtomNic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeah, was expecting an audience laughter a few times too lol

    • @Doomin-c2m
      @Doomin-c2m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just heard myself laughing

  • @haraldharam9334
    @haraldharam9334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    I'm wearing natural fibers, Jordan is such a class act

    • @haraldharam9334
      @haraldharam9334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MisssKayy Oya! Last time I saw Conan and Jordan together they were in Italy, it was hilarious, what a combo these two are!

    • @papasmurf1904
      @papasmurf1904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He sure is a true find.....that's for sure! One in a million! =)

    • @SLCtica
      @SLCtica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harald Haram don’t forget, he also has a “full range of motion.” I love Jordan 😂

  • @silvercomics3517
    @silvercomics3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    “Jordan, it’s me Conan.”
    “Yes.”

    • @matiastoatv
      @matiastoatv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's me in a nutshell xD

  • @jturcios4607
    @jturcios4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Jordan seems to be forgetting to prepare his body in various ways

    • @Vincent_Quak
      @Vincent_Quak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He is prepared for his daily tasks

    • @chsk86
      @chsk86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @Stabsnipers
      @Stabsnipers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I don't see why you believe he hasn't prepared. Clearly he has grown a beard which is very popular in certain parts of Europe and Asia and acts as a natural filter of microscopic allergens kept out of their noses and, as a result, the reduction of the effects of conditions such as hay fever and other allergies. He is wearing pajamas made from natural fibers which are more sustainable. When it comes to the sustainability of clothing, natural fiber clothing is generally more sustainable than most other synthetic fibers which require high energy use and crude oil (source). Additionally, because natural fibers are plant materials, they decompose quickly. Synthetic fabrics could be considered plastic fabric. In a process called polymerization, chemically-derived fibers are joined together to create fabric. It requires numerous chemicals and solvents to create any type of synthetic fabric.

    • @erickreal8744
      @erickreal8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Stabsnipers Jordan is this your burner account

    • @jturcios4607
      @jturcios4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stabsnipers perhaps

  • @brianandrew9594
    @brianandrew9594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    “I’m not trying to impress anyone with my fashion ... I have the full range of motion.”
    I shall use this quote with my girlfriend the next time she yells at me for my attire.

    • @optophobe
      @optophobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If this line were in a movie I am sure it would be widely quoted.

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly my response to a partner yelling at me for my outfit would be “we should break up.”

    • @shoWbitz
      @shoWbitz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👌👍👏

  • @hashim7527
    @hashim7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    “Take care jordan I miss you”
    “Me too”
    🥺❤️

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's funniest is that interaction makes no sense, hear me out. It's like when you're at the airport and you say "you too" when the person at the ticket desk says "have a nice flight" before you board the plane.
      It's so perfectly Jordan and Conan that it _kinda_ makes sense, but the wording is awkward, because that's just how these two diametrically opposite people communicate, and it's perfect.

  • @Sweaterboy
    @Sweaterboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1445

    it’s like Jordan’s the son putting up with his elderly father stuck in a nursing home. you can feel his wife behind the camera telling him “he’s your father he doesn’t have much time left”

    • @rationalmystic5
      @rationalmystic5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I know they have declared he is married on the show but I seriously don't think Jordan is married.

    • @afunname3692
      @afunname3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imao

    • @fpkblast8465
      @fpkblast8465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Plot twist: Jordan is actually Conan's bastard son. I'm just saying... sometimes you just nose 👃

    • @saramahmo
      @saramahmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @wosborne5535
      @wosborne5535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHAHA well said

  • @RHaines76Gaming
    @RHaines76Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Conan with the heartfelt "I miss you" at the end. Real friendship right there.

    • @006Blitz
      @006Blitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I felt that too.

  • @Atyl1990
    @Atyl1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Usually Conan can joke around with his staff but the distance had made him miss his staff so much he broke his public image and admitted he missed his staff. He's such an adorably lively man!

  • @keimat4470
    @keimat4470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    lmfao honestly I would love to have a friend like Jordan. He's humiliating himself just to make Conan happy, that's really sweet.

    • @OleanderSmoothie
      @OleanderSmoothie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      or really kinky

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True! And good profile photo! I miss him!

    • @jtparker6286
      @jtparker6286 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kei mat I agree!

    • @_Fug
      @_Fug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u sadistic or what

    • @jackmetei7960
      @jackmetei7960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mario Glory he's doesn't get paid to be humiliated, he gets paid to work on files...not on camera !!
      It's just a genuine friendship.
      U would realise that if u would dig in more into their lifes and more interviews/meet up with Conan.

  • @andune
    @andune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    "...take care Jordan, I miss you", "You too" Wholesome, Conan's team is a family.

    • @QuasiELVIS
      @QuasiELVIS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He'd be great to work for.

    • @zeus6662
      @zeus6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a dysfunctional family like the rest of our families but it's still a family. For me, I wouldn't change anything else.

    • @shawnberry8052
      @shawnberry8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Warms my heart

    • @carjaroo
      @carjaroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zeus6662 Conan puts the 'fun' in dysfunctional

  • @bchery4048
    @bchery4048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    At the end Conan saying "take care I miss you" hit different

    • @JonathanCruz-rj2ys
      @JonathanCruz-rj2ys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Seriously tho was not expecting that to effect me the way it did :'(

    • @chovue2363
      @chovue2363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It was very sincere. 😚

    • @mfe23
      @mfe23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Ashbash-kf5xd
      @Ashbash-kf5xd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg 😭😭😭 this is such a messed up situation we’re in right now. That hit hard

    • @emilyflury
      @emilyflury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, I appreciate that Conan acknowledges his friendship with Jordan.

  • @detoxwithp-talksofficial6868
    @detoxwithp-talksofficial6868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    I see Jordan and I see 1 million views
    me: Makes sense.

  • @IamLegendAnon
    @IamLegendAnon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    You can tell Conan really missed this cause he genuinely says so, and literally says he "hasn't been this happy in weeks", but the way you know Jordan missed him too is that Jordan humors him without any snark for once. It's really sweet. Also Conan dropping the pretense and saying he straight up seriously misses Jordan gmfu a little bit. This whole video is surprisingly raw for a Conan and Jordan bit.

    • @definitelynosebreather
      @definitelynosebreather 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      when he was laughing his ass off I was trying to remember the last time I saw him like this, then the very next thing he said was about not being this happy in weeeks~~. and yes, that was really real - i almost feel sad here :(

  • @cooper9917
    @cooper9917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2339

    Normal Boss: "Please have your current client projections in by Monday."
    Conan: "Mouth on the hole please!"

    • @m_wizzle
      @m_wizzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I’d imagine the Clinton administration was somewhat similar

    • @rohanmodi1808
      @rohanmodi1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@m_wizzle hahahahahaha

    • @popycute13
      @popycute13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Are you a good boy, Jordan?" "open up nice and wide"

    • @bohemianbum6082
      @bohemianbum6082 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU MUST SHRED THE DOCUMENTS OF LAST MONTH HAHA JUST KIDDING

    • @BrainFoodPlus
      @BrainFoodPlus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I feel like working for conan is the least boring job on earth

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2827

    Jordan's wife: "Please satisfy me tonight."
    Jordan: "I don't think it's possible due to the chaos theory."

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      soulassassin0g : au contraire. There is NO chaos in THAT bedroom! 😁 And I doubt Jordan’s spouse has to ask for anything. 😁 #teamjordan 😁😂😂

    • @SRaburrido
      @SRaburrido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well, he showed that he knows to put the mouth in that hole, so...

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ElProbeMigué ☹️ keep it clean! Migue! (By preparing it in various ways of course). 😁

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I like to think his wife talks like him.
      "Let us commence in our sexual marital duties."
      "The act will proceed once I've reached the appropriate level of arousal for the required task."

    • @philb6133
      @philb6133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also Jordan: yes, I know where the hole is.
      Also Jordan: You want my mouth right on the hole?

  • @KypForPresident
    @KypForPresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    this is such a strange friendship but its heartwarming in a weird way.

  • @DominicGo
    @DominicGo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1582

    Ellen is under fire for treating her staff poorly by cutting their pay, and other late night host are struggling trying to adapt... meanwhile we have conan absolutely thriving by just being himself, filmed using a webcam over zoom. We love to see it

    • @matiastoatv
      @matiastoatv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      treating the staff poorly? HE FEEDS HIS PRODUCER COOKIES FROM A DOG CAM XD

    • @TheBeanie1988
      @TheBeanie1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      matiastoat42 did you read the comment- he said ELLEN, not Conan is under fire for treating her staff poorly. She isn’t paying her stage crew while she works from home.

    • @matiastoatv
      @matiastoatv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@TheBeanie1988 yes I did 😒 i was jokingly pointing out that if ellen treated her staff poorly, then with this, conan would be considered abusive, so he would be worse. It's obviously a joke of course.

    • @mgth7812
      @mgth7812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matiastoatv it's sponsorship

    • @BlissfulBluebell
      @BlissfulBluebell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why Jordan hasn't sued Conan for harassment is beyond me 😂😂

  • @kathyrose8750
    @kathyrose8750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Bless Conan for giving us new Jordan content even when the world is in chaos.

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes :)

    • @mfe23
      @mfe23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏👍🤘❣️❤️❤️❤️

  • @Chahnification
    @Chahnification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    I won't lie, I was having a bad mental health day. But Jordan Schlansky eating Italian cookies flung at him from a dog camera legitimately made me feel better.

    • @mfe23
      @mfe23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👍🤘☺️

    • @jojomakes
      @jojomakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ♥️

    • @samantha5199
      @samantha5199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chahnification 💕💕💕

    • @Stig69
      @Stig69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If a small Italian man can catch cookies from a dog treat dispenser, you can do anything

    • @jkajmo
      @jkajmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hope you feel better Chahn

  • @noelsartin
    @noelsartin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Day 1: "Hope we never see each other again"
    Day 2: "Take care Jordan, I miss you"

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    My favourite moment was actually right at the end when Conan said he missed him. Despite all the jokes there is genuine affection there. It was very sweet.

  • @BrendadirkCramplescrunch
    @BrendadirkCramplescrunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Jordon is such a good sport. I'm literally cry laughing, this is so funny.

    • @jeromeirvinggo
      @jeromeirvinggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you mean a "Good Boy"? hahaha!

    • @h3rti785
      @h3rti785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jerome go actually it’s “good boi”

  • @marikotrue3488
    @marikotrue3488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    The ingenuity of Conan being able to annoy his employees while totally keeping up social distancing is a marvel to behold...and makes me giggle like a child.

  • @gnntech
    @gnntech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Knowing the fact that Jordan is more or less playing an exaggerated version of himself and has broken character in the past makes these bits so much funnier.

    • @Tombee2
      @Tombee2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He turns his face to hide laughter I love his character it hilarious 😆

    • @Hhhhhh-sz9ud
      @Hhhhhh-sz9ud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This one seemed to just be himself

    • @sloppyjoes7
      @sloppyjoes7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jordan isn't a character. Never has been.

    • @DJ-ov2it
      @DJ-ov2it 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sloppyjoes7 a mildly played up version of his real self.

  • @fvwoicgwii
    @fvwoicgwii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Is it just me or does Conan genuinely look happy when he's talking to Jordan. I see extra endorphins on his face throughout the whole video😏

    • @iClone316
      @iClone316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same, I saw some endorphins too

    • @trashmyego
      @trashmyego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MisssKayy Jordan has worked for/with Conan for the majority of his entire adult life, there's no doubt they're friends. I loved that you can see Jordan breaking a bit during this, he has to turn away to hide his smile/giggling.

    • @mightymouse5930
      @mightymouse5930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To see endorphins, is to be endorphins.

    • @pol610
      @pol610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Endorphinception.

    • @minainmunda875
      @minainmunda875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He his supper comfortable around Jordan, like a baby next to the mother

  • @AsitorCorporation
    @AsitorCorporation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    I like to imagine that these are leaked recordings, they were never intended for public release and this is how they act in private

    • @Deloreon
      @Deloreon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I will now continue to watch Conan from home with this in mind. Thank you.

    • @crossconnection1396
      @crossconnection1396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂👍🏽

    • @johnfisher8401
      @johnfisher8401 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I doubt theyd act like this in private but who knows🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @SkyeMpuremagic
      @SkyeMpuremagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That makes it even more hilarious. Thanx 😂

    • @anotherdroid493
      @anotherdroid493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      William Van Dusen Whoosh

  • @dr.schlansky7314
    @dr.schlansky7314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Seeing this pop up made me deeply emotional

    • @ARandomStan
      @ARandomStan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I see that you're a deeply emotional man

    • @kc3082
      @kc3082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why do you wear socks inside your own home.

    • @leem9886
      @leem9886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why pose as Jordan? It’s 2020, you ain’t catfishing anyone.

    • @markey5427
      @markey5427 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      哈哈哈,笑死了

    • @theofficialassmob
      @theofficialassmob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I too felt various emotions Señor Schlansky

  • @wing3789
    @wing3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "yes I'm okay with that"
    Exudes more love than most couples saying "I love you"

  • @KenFan4life
    @KenFan4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I wasn't expecting Jordan's house to look so clean considering the state of his office.

    • @TheHumanDJ
      @TheHumanDJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Has to keep emma happy, he probably turned on the air conditioning as well lol

    • @gleelee2008
      @gleelee2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he's married now...so...

    • @susanlisson7066
      @susanlisson7066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The irony! 😂

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I bet you he has one room that's his office/den which is an absolute mess.

    • @krisselv
      @krisselv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I suppose his various tasks at home differs from his various tasks in the office.

  • @fullduck97
    @fullduck97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The things jordan will do to entertain Conan. Despite his eccentric personality, hes a very loyal friend.

    • @berika6
      @berika6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Paul Won a very loyal friend indeed 🐶

    • @Kevin-fj5oe
      @Kevin-fj5oe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And his boss

  • @alancorp3565
    @alancorp3565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I would rather see Conan with his employees than with celebrities

    • @ModeDickson
      @ModeDickson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine there's no heaven ( Gal Gadot Creepy smile )

    • @KJ-je9pm
      @KJ-je9pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @dor4376
      @dor4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ModeDickson 🤣

    • @dor4376
      @dor4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, at least he's friendly with his coworkers, not like others such as ellen degenerate🙃🙃

    • @donteventry.6560
      @donteventry.6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DOR oof

  • @jamesb2291
    @jamesb2291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I've known people exactly like Jordan. The scenarios might be staged, but his personality and reactions are absolutely real.

  • @eroshan
    @eroshan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Jordans genius is in the sense he almost never laughs at conan and his own antics.Respect!

    • @SneakyTravels
      @SneakyTravels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he almost lost it couple of times at 5:26 but managed to mentalslap himself back to super cereal face.

  • @saubriz
    @saubriz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    “sure, I’m ok with that”......
    Jordan is an American treasure 🇺🇸

  • @emperorbartu2414
    @emperorbartu2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Jordan unable to catch the "biscotti"
    Chaos theory

    • @wilhelmh9495
      @wilhelmh9495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Emperor Bartu biscotto

    • @sastaassh1112
      @sastaassh1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But there were more than one I guess

    • @TheGuac25
      @TheGuac25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up benson

    • @arditeider2812
      @arditeider2812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one cares, it's just an Italian cookie.

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's more so that he has a problem of correctly aligning his mouth according to the projectile's trajectory as well as the timing of opening his mouth.
      So it boils down geometry and reflexes - although you can hold your mouth open the whole time you're trying to catch the treat - so you don't need much reflexes.

  • @dylanschurman3156
    @dylanschurman3156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Wow seeing Jordan actually laugh is so heartwarming. Dudes been there since the 90s, feels like him and Conan have become real friends over the years

  • @BigRedShadevil
    @BigRedShadevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Jordan’s living room looks like he bought his furniture and decorations from The Sims.

    • @ThePalFishCoach
      @ThePalFishCoach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shannon Conder Sims 1 Livin’ Large, no less!

    • @jessicabrutsman3251
      @jessicabrutsman3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now that you said that, I can't get that idea out of my head. I expected his home to be all white and grey tones. This is so at odds with his personality. That rug...wtf Jordan.

    • @courtneyjones-laweka1716
      @courtneyjones-laweka1716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's probably just an extra room and not his main living room.

  • @danasong123
    @danasong123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    I feel like I just watched an intimate moment between two people

    • @sushilsarnaik3665
      @sushilsarnaik3665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @jo929
      @jo929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'd like an intimate moment with you, where i rub your shoulders and whisper daddy's home in your ears. Is that inappropriate? 🤷‍♂️

    • @kreion
      @kreion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jo929 a true Conan fan, I salute you, sir!

    • @jo929
      @jo929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kreion Thank you sir, the man's a legend 🙌

    • @jo929
      @jo929 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @danasong123 two people like my comment 😂😉

  • @leo_1304
    @leo_1304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2164

    Why is Jordan even quarantined? Robots can’t get corona, only humans

    • @popularculture2890
      @popularculture2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol.

    • @MidnightVideo
      @MidnightVideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect. -Midnight Video

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Robots can get humans?

    • @privateinvestigator8607
      @privateinvestigator8607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He’s quarantined due to surface contact potential.

    • @brijendrasai1513
      @brijendrasai1513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but he can be a carrier of the virus. every surface he ever touches will be contaminated if one of them has virus on it

  • @windur
    @windur ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love that they always use that good old picture when they introduce Jordan Schlansky😂

  • @matina-4734
    @matina-4734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Jordan tried to catch the cookies with his mouth in various ways just made my day. Tnx J.

    • @matina-4734
      @matina-4734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aleksander2901 the joker was brilliant. You either haven't paid enough attention to it, or you're a geek. Period. Anyways your opinion is respected.

    • @matina-4734
      @matina-4734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aleksander2901 you are right. I said your opinion is respected. Never said it mattered.

    • @NosManJr
      @NosManJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aleksander2901 wait where you stating "the joker wasn't that good" or where you agreeing with "the joker (username)" about the Jordan comment and agreeing it was good?

  • @DoYouFeelLucky
    @DoYouFeelLucky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    6:19 - Wow, suddenly got real at the end of the bit. Right in the feels.

  • @soclueless7
    @soclueless7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I wish my dog was as communicative in various ways as Conan's.

  • @seeyuanjen7573
    @seeyuanjen7573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    I feel like Conan is depressed at home. He probably really misses his employees like Jordan and Sona. Normally Conan is pretty rude and unhappy to see Jordan, but this time eventhough Conan is still making fun of Jordan, I feel that Conan actually misses Jordan a lot lol and that this meeting made Conan happy again. Jordan was a good sport too.

    • @Rio-gf3ez
      @Rio-gf3ez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Jordan is a good sport man. Stayed in character and Conan couldnt broke character cause he was so happy to see him. Ah such great friendship are rare and far in between

    • @sushmag4297
      @sushmag4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He told Jordan he hadn't been this happy in weeks lol. You can tell he really misses those guys.

    • @bunker8digitallabs
      @bunker8digitallabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Everyone please. Jordan is playing the classic role of a straight man to a joker. He is exaggerating for effect. This is not really him, it is a persona that he has created for Conan. Because Conan’s humour is so lively, physical and obnoxious, Jordan reacts in a deadpan manner which makes both Jordan funny for not reacting and Conan’s childlike desire for impish humour that much funnier. It is like two professionals jamming through comedy. They both support each other. It is just as tough to be deadpan and straight as it is to be “the funny one”. This is Abbot and Costello all over again. Love it.

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bunker8digitallabs Absolutely. And that ending was 2 great friends who just miss being together at work. No deprecation. A reminder of what you Americans must have been going through with the quarantine-type situation.

    • @kakalimukherjee3297
      @kakalimukherjee3297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bunker8digitallabs
      Good point, but I'm not sure if some of the character that Jordan plays has seeped into his actual character

  • @mefaz4608
    @mefaz4608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    Jordan always prepares his body in various ways even his skin has to breath.
    Edited : thanks for the likes lads🙌

    • @KillroyLP
      @KillroyLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He has full range of motion and feels comfortable.

    • @feyetcetera7526
      @feyetcetera7526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In addition , he's a deeply emotional man

    • @alexhandsome7086
      @alexhandsome7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Has to breath? 😂😂😂 like when your breath smells bad

    • @rhey81
      @rhey81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why does he not have like a painting of like a bottle of Olive oil in the background??

    • @StillBelieve22
      @StillBelieve22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Natural pajama fibers

  • @aharmon8577
    @aharmon8577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I never thought I'd see Conan and Jordan engage in this sort of dominatrix roleplay...

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @Jaedeajnx
      @Jaedeajnx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said

    • @mmnnbbvvccxxzz49
      @mmnnbbvvccxxzz49 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samaranis6504
      @samaranis6504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      who's been a good boi? 😂

    • @ailtonsinezio6570
      @ailtonsinezio6570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is exactly what I was about to comment haha.

  • @jaytiwari6588
    @jaytiwari6588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    6:20 I'm genuinely shocked by how heartfelt that was

  • @MR.ICE.
    @MR.ICE. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    5:30 Jordan was trying soooo hard not to laugh lol

    • @shoWbitz
      @shoWbitz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

  • @bigbob23able
    @bigbob23able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    "I can just put in my mouth with my hands"
    "Yeah I know, I've seen you at a bus station"
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @JBMorris9
      @JBMorris9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t get it. 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @silvericepeak
      @silvericepeak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@JBMorris9 he was implying Jordan giving oral sex at a bus station... maybe... hahaha

    • @TieMaxx
      @TieMaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is there like a meme connected to bus stations and oral sex??

    • @rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf
      @rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TieMaxx it's not a meme it's real life lmao

    • @addanametocontinue
      @addanametocontinue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TieMaxx Bus stations are where you'll usually find drug addicts and bums. What do drug addicts and bums do? They'll suck you off for a few bucks and what better place to do it in than a few feet away from where they already spend their time? Nice and convenient.

  • @Thomaswilliams94
    @Thomaswilliams94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love the stock photo Conan has of Jordan, like its a Government file photo.

    • @heartcomedy5
      @heartcomedy5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kyle Williams, haha 😂

  • @Sonnie125
    @Sonnie125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You can actually hear the genuine sentiment and emotion when Conan says , take care and I miss you at the end ! ... These two are best buds 👍

  • @videogameobsession
    @videogameobsession 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I was having a REALLY shitty day and this made me laugh harder than I've laughed in weeks. Thank you for this.

    • @zenahrb8316
      @zenahrb8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same thing here. It's really good haha

  • @winniethepootietang6152
    @winniethepootietang6152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “I have full range of motion. I’m wearing natural fibers.”

    • @Dermatillomaniac
      @Dermatillomaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My new response when someone asks how I'm holding up in quarantine! If they don't get it, they're out!

    • @osamab814
      @osamab814 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Winnie the Pootie Tang allowing my skin to breathe

  • @jhondepaz9914
    @jhondepaz9914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Invited celebrity: 50k in 1 week
    Staff member: 50k in 1 hour

    • @jacobwiener4391
      @jacobwiener4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jhon Depaz not just any staff member..,

    • @jelle902
      @jelle902 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't understand...

    • @6rasta6bhoy6
      @6rasta6bhoy6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jacobwiener4391
      Heh heh staff...
      Heh heh member...

    • @Oddthority
      @Oddthority 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The celebrities are just meh

    • @collbackk
      @collbackk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At this point, Conan should just do shows w/ Andy, Jordan, Sona and Matt Gorley. Maybe just bring Bill Burr or Jeff Goldblum in from time to time.

  • @killercroc2256
    @killercroc2256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    We don’t deserve Jordan 😂 he’s such a great friend

  • @katyanaa
    @katyanaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    6 minutes of Conan lowkey telling us he has a puppy kink

    • @terseandtiny1746
      @terseandtiny1746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty much

    • @lynn7767
      @lynn7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      (jazz music stops)

    • @RichardHernandez-pz7bt
      @RichardHernandez-pz7bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      woof woof 🐶🐶

    • @amandajensen3382
      @amandajensen3382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean... He was wearing a dog mask in the German dominatrix video...

    • @OleanderSmoothie
      @OleanderSmoothie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      now that i think of it....a couple times on his podcast he's described himself as a puppy/dog

  • @SSSassenach
    @SSSassenach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I'm with Conan when he said, "I haven't been this happy in weeks!" ROTFL

  • @cheesebaby4017
    @cheesebaby4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Awe they are like really cute though. The bromance is strong :)

  • @raz5321
    @raz5321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The chemistry and the friendship that these two have.. it's amazing to witness and always joyful

  • @alphabrainwave
    @alphabrainwave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "I'm wearing natural fibers which allows my skin to breathe. That's where most of my oxygen comes from."

  • @Boogers32150
    @Boogers32150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I am a simple person.
    I see Jordan Schlansky.
    I watch.

    • @Maneleeo
      @Maneleeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A person of culture must I say!

    • @Dave-gv9er
      @Dave-gv9er 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am too a simple person.
      I give you a 👍 for your comment.

    • @ynotw57
      @ynotw57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am a simple person.
      I sea weed.
      I upvote.

  • @mccarrera659
    @mccarrera659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That "I miss you" was so sad and heartfelt.

  • @agcdoodlemama1486
    @agcdoodlemama1486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was very nice. I've been to a couple of Conan’s shows; he has an energy that I would find hard to be around and that's his comedy style. I also think he's incredibly kind and very grateful for the people who stick it out with him and telling Jordan he missed him was very sweet. 🥰

  • @JaxLittles
    @JaxLittles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love when they talk with each other. I wish there was an entire show of just them together

    • @FunBoysGaming
      @FunBoysGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch Conan without Borders in Italy

    • @indomie7
      @indomie7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FunBoysGaming I've literally watched every video they have done...could watch them for hours, love them

  • @emanuellafonseca8417
    @emanuellafonseca8417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Quarantine is like Jordan Schlansky: if it's doing its job right, you won't know about it.

    • @emanuellafonseca8417
      @emanuellafonseca8417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank youuu

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emanuella Fonseca you are talented

    • @ceer9141
      @ceer9141 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comment here!🤣

    • @DaDudeClub
      @DaDudeClub 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "...in virusious ways"

  • @PuadafaProductions
    @PuadafaProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I wonder if murders have slowed down since Jordan is stuck inside

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I sure they did... I read, that in South Africa, there is a negative death toll, because of Corona, because less people died of the virus, than would have died ,because of murder... but that was a few weeks back.... not sure if that's still true... but just google about South Africa, Corona and murders for the actual numbers...

    • @Brianbmw11662
      @Brianbmw11662 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. So funny 😛

    • @bluekitty.81
      @bluekitty.81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG 😂

    • @MLGJuggernautgaming
      @MLGJuggernautgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Since Jordan has been quarantined, the zodiac killer hasn’t struck. Chew on that

    • @tylerz5499
      @tylerz5499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan schaefer That’s what she said

  • @doyouworshipthedoll4570
    @doyouworshipthedoll4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Ok, I have a confession... I really like Jordan with a beard.

    • @mandaleigh5249
      @mandaleigh5249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He wears it verrrry well!

    • @Uouttooo
      @Uouttooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It makes him look old. Not in a nice way.

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Actually... the epic history and legend of the beard goes back a long, long way. In prehistoric times, scientists believe that men grew long beards for three main reasons...

    • @erenjeager5290
      @erenjeager5290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FrankBenlin Thank you Jordan for that wonderful tid bit

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erenjeager5290 Well, the interesting thing about tidbit or the “titbit” spelling in the UK, especially in the news and gossip sense, may have been reinforced by ....

  • @Alex-yg3nv
    @Alex-yg3nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “Take care Jordan, i miss u” 💖💖💖-Conan

  • @Diegoaub
    @Diegoaub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Ladies get a man who:
    Has full range of motion
    Wear national fibers

    • @ExpectMarketing
      @ExpectMarketing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Diego U yeah, kick to the curb any who wear international fibers. Those heathens.

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly he seems like a good husband in spite of his idiosyncrasies

    • @Levelonesucks
      @Levelonesucks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thought he said natural

    • @5252085
      @5252085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Levelonesucks he did

    • @DaveReedDR
      @DaveReedDR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You forgot:
      Puts their mouth to the hole

  • @1973Narcissus
    @1973Narcissus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I love watching Conan laugh at his own remarks. You can tell he's legit amused by this act.

  • @nitram_nosnibor
    @nitram_nosnibor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Jordan is such a good sport, I really like him even though he does these crazy stuff hints for Conan. But to hear Conan say I miss you really put a lovely tone to the video. It was very heartfelt

  • @AssassinYouTube
    @AssassinYouTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    6:20 the moment I’ve always wanted between Conan and Jordan❤️

  • @percypenamora7121
    @percypenamora7121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    This is what is great about Conan, he is the only talk show host that can make his staff do insulting and sometimes demeaning stuff but still make it interesting and funny. And, his staff doesn't seem to mind since they can immediately dish it back to Conan.

    • @yoj312
      @yoj312 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ellen and Andy?

    • @loodytheleprican3079
      @loodytheleprican3079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yoj312 Ellen's supposed to be a bitch irl like "don't meet your role model sort of thing"

    • @wannablexwannaone
      @wannablexwannaone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think he’s the only talk show host which may ask his staff to do “demeaning” tasks, but he never really forces it on them. They can back away if they’d like, and Conan would be ok with it

    • @kaisershen107
      @kaisershen107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shows how great a person Conan is off camera

  • @dnemoify
    @dnemoify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "If this is any consolation, I haven't been this happy in a week" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @h3artands0uLL
    @h3artands0uLL ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last second of “Take care Jordan. I miss you.” Ugh! Just pulls at the heart strings 🥺❣️

  • @ChristianBjork
    @ChristianBjork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Sure, I'm OK with that." That's why we love you, Jordan.

  • @adik9187
    @adik9187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Please more Jordan in these difficult times. This one just made my day 😂

  • @yanos626
    @yanos626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    0:15 I love how after all these years of remotes with jordan, they still show the same dead ass look headshot of him

  • @respiratoryfailure3780
    @respiratoryfailure3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    I don't get why Jordan is in quarantine, COVID only affects human beings.

    • @EduardoMora69
      @EduardoMora69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pay no attention that it came from a bat....

    • @bernardschmitt6389
      @bernardschmitt6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess it also effects aliens

    • @bernardschmitt6389
      @bernardschmitt6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@EduardoMora69 dude take a joke or watch someone other than a comedian

    • @skoll_2024
      @skoll_2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To easy to identified.

    • @solelyjustme4357
      @solelyjustme4357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eduardo Mora Yes the disease came from a bat what’s your point????

  • @KanalDerGutenSache
    @KanalDerGutenSache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "And I believe I behave good all the time"
    Sure Jordan.

  • @thebluethunderbunny2324
    @thebluethunderbunny2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This is the only talk show host that I've seen who can record from home, and it isn't awkward at all, and still very funny.

    • @indomie7
      @indomie7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is in a league of his own, he wrote for the Simpsons, his comedy is just that good.

  • @perigrinus3133
    @perigrinus3133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "Due to the aforementioned chaos theory I don't think it's possible to catch this in my mouth" - Jordan Schlansky

    • @psyo123
      @psyo123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he's genius at making line like this. how anyone even think of chaos theory while his boss trying to feed him in awkward way.

    • @votesaxon1
      @votesaxon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And this is why he is a legend!

    • @jensen1901
      @jensen1901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@votesaxon1 this is the content we all need now!

    • @votesaxon1
      @votesaxon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jensen1901 - you are not wrong!

  • @friedchicken1
    @friedchicken1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    that "I miss you" at the end nutellaed my heart

  • @donteventry.6560
    @donteventry.6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    5:39 what Jordan’s linguini sees a second before being devoured.

    • @katiepaigeh12
      @katiepaigeh12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cried laughing at this comment for a good 10 minutes no lie

    • @donteventry.6560
      @donteventry.6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      k I’m glad I could help 😜

    • @pandorafox3944
      @pandorafox3944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @shinichikudou4536
      @shinichikudou4536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not sure if this is an innuendo or not

    • @mooalijasmine
      @mooalijasmine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, that’s genius! Jordan should give us a cooking segment!!