POISONING PLAYERS! A SICK and TWISTED ADVENTURE! (DayZ)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ย. 2024
- We run around hydrating other players with different flavour drinks! But everyone seems to be throwing up...
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#DayZ #Poison #Adventure
dude I will honestly say my heart broke a little tiny bit when the guy was like oh if i pass out and die I just wanted to say thanks for helping me out. Not knowing he's traveling with the bastards that poisoned him lmao.. great content by the way.
He'll never trust anyone again.
@@benanders4412 we he don't know won't hurt him
That last guy was so brutal. He had no idea and truly felt like you two was his guardian angels. When you tie him up you could hear just how broken he was in his voice when he said "no why".
This video accurately describes what my friends do to me in DayZ...
Your friends sound fun! 😂
my friends locked me in a room with no food and water LMAO
That guy was from Bosnia and he said bad stuff obout your mom.that petrol shit was so funny mate.😁😁😁😁
I went AFK the other day came back and everyone was giggling....5 minutes later I'm 😷 the Fuckers gave me human meat and petrol...it was funny till I started getting the shakes and laughing....kinda weird running though the woods at night with that creepy laugh
I fed my friend human meat and basically started a manhunt when he realized he had kuru.
This might be a bit dark of an idea, but I did wonder about feeding your enemies to their friends. when your out and about and you find 2 friends or more capture them, Kill one of them chop him in to pieces, start a nice fire and force feed the captured guy pieces of his friend. You could even get some Hannibal quotes in at the same time. “Whenever Feasible, One Should Always Try To Eat The Rude.”
We had a father son duo on a xbox server once and they killed one of my group so we went out to kill the dad and feed him to his son. Never captured them tho
That last guy was too nice for this world. I hope you both feel at least a little bad about that. 🖤
We do 😢
A little 😧
Maybe.. 😐
😂😂😂
Never feel bad lol
He was trying to end the misery but his digestive system still had business to finish 😂
"We did everything we could" kinda like giving someone chemo for someone who needs to take a shit. Lmfao
3:30
George: No its medicine it'll make you um-
Guy: *Pulls out a shank*
George: 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️💨💨💨
Felt bad for the nordic guy. He was so nice!
A fun idea that I’ve actually done in this game is to feed people raw human meat, preferably guts. If you can get in a group it’s even funnier because they’ll start blaming each other (at least they did with me). Although it’s a very long con to wait for someone to go insane. Worth it tho
Running into the fresh spawns is really a roll of the dice. You could either end up a poisoned half alive cannibal or with a bunch of end game loot. They truly are chaotic neutral.
Lmaoooooo I love the fucking background music when something bad happens 👌
Y'all make mondays great
Thanks again! 👊
Like I say on almost every video.....FreshSpawn Monday is the best dayz day of the week!!
This channel will get the recognition it deserves with the great content and consistency
Oh why thank you 😊
This aged well
Dude that was so brutal that last guy haha omg. I just stumbled on your guys channel last night and have been NON STOP binging your vids. Soo good lolo
oh how i miss these kind of twisted dayz adventures
Oh man, I was so on board till that last dude, hahaa! He seemed like a genuinely good guy and I just felt so bad for him.. that said it IS dayz and there are very valid reasons as to why I trust not a single soul, lol!
Let’s all sit down by the fire and look at the fire. No need to look behind you. 😂😂😂
I feel bad for the last guy, he seemed really nice and new to the game, trusted and even thanked you guys for the effort but he trusted the wrong people. Loved the other encounters though.
i love you guys, thank you so much for the endless laughs. This is 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 more entertaining than watching a real cartoon or something while I eat.
Thanks Julian! 😁👊
@@FreshSpawns Thank YOU guys.
I’ve been waiting all day for this
Hope you enjoy it!
7:11 had me rolling
So comedy lol
Was hoping y’all would do this 🙏
Haha it was great fun! 🤮
good vid put flash bangs in people pockets!
@@FreshSpawns you guys should do a video on knocking players out and kitting them out with guns and ammo ect
Just getting morally lower and lower but its amazing boys! Your turning into the stimpees of UK🤣 Vid idea try to feed someone to their friend without them noticing and knowing you betrayed him, then blame him for eating his friend when he starts laughing lol 🤫
THE funniest DayZ vid by far! “Thanks for your help” :))
That's just comedy gold at 1:09 Reckon I could watch this bit every time I need a laugh - boing - not to mention the rest, brilliant stuff...
Damn, that ending was hilarious and brutal but at least you put him out of his misery🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that’s true. We put him out his misery! 😇
bro why I find this video 3 years later, It's min 13 and I don't want this video to ever end, sooo good
That end bit folded me with the punch/accidental beheading 😆😆
Ah yes, biological warfare👏
That would be chemical warfare tho, wouldn’t it? 🤔 if they went around sneezing on people it would be biological xD
Loved it! You should do a cannibal one, but you have to feed the last player you meet to the next one.. and it roll son... might need a few random players for this one :D
Awww that guy in the green police jacket was so nice. Poor bastard lol
He was a very nice guy! 😢
Gotta do a blood bag one next😂
Coming soon! 💉
@@FreshSpawns coolest channel ever. Makes great content, reads and replies to comments, you guys are absolutely amazing and awesome. Never stop uploading.
Thank for your support Honeyman! We’ll never stop uploading if you never stop commenting! 👊
On my saddest darkest days videos like this get me through
Lmao the music when you two start being mischievous is hilarious
You soulless bastards, he was possibly the nicest guy on any DayZ server in existence, coal for hearts, absolute blackened coal 😂
When he say I'm really glad to meet u 2 idiots my pleasure 😂😂😂
I love the sound the shovel makes bonking a noggin.
The guy from 11 45 was such a great guy, poor fella
This video is amazingly funny. Thank y’all so much, that ending made it even better.
This is one of ur best videos yet, top notch channel making Monday’s enjoyable
Thanks! 🤠
There’s a life lesson in this video somewhere.
This was brilliant & the kind of shenanigans I love getting upto in DayZ👍
Cheers Jeff! 👊
I'm wetting myself laughing lol
I laughed so hard I bout pissed myself at the end when he said I punched him! With what George a sword? and then ya'll showed the other view. lol to fricken funny
Holy shit just watched this for the first time.. legit had me laughing out loud. Thanks boys!
"I wondered why he sprayed blood out" 🤣🤣🤣
such a weird relationship! hahahaha that had me spittin'me coffee
Haha that poor guy at the end was far too trusting of you two maniacs
Next episode recruiting as many freshies as possible and having a glow stick house party!
freshie army vs geared players
I feel so sorry fir the last guy😂
Absolutely Hilarious!!!! I'd love to team up with you for shenanigans like this. Great content!!!
"Your friend was drinking petrol, dont know if he does that often."
Lmao George!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's way better when you sneak it. Bashing them is good, but sneaking it makes it that much better. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed! Something very fun about doing it without them realising! 🤮😈
The poor bloke couldn’t even finish himself off 😂😂
Hitchhiking for blood, Goal Hitchhike across the map using Thumbs Up, & Collect A bag of Each drivers blood, Willing or unwilling you need a bag of their blood for some reason lol.
i was gonna go to sleep 2 hours ago, its 2.am and im crying at you two poisoning eastern Europeans
lol just looking at their hotbar at the start of the video made me giggle
The mrs was in the other room whilst I was watching this. She come in thinking I was crying, I was but of laughter 👌😂 this is freaking hilarious boys better than I even expected!
Haha we enjoyed making this one! Glad you enjoyed watching it! 🤮🧡
I love the shovel sounds hahahaha
George, you killed Kenny.... You Bastard... pmsl. well done guys great video
I remember when I fed my whole camp and server admin human flesh and we all had to kill our characters haha they wouldn’t let me near them again and used to whack me with a shovel if I got too close 😂😂😂😂
next time pour the gasoline into a water bottle and then give it to them, they'll never notice. Heck, have two, fill one up at the fountain, the switch them and offer them one.
When that angry guy who tried to kill himself was knocked out I was hoping you was gonna say he'd run out of fuel 🤣
Funny as always guys 🤣🤣 love the bit where the last guy said ‘no sh*t Sherlock!’
Thanks again Christopher! That last guy was great fun haha
Dude sounds like a chill Robbaz
I don’t think I’ll ever catch up with all your videos but I’ll keep trying lol
Yo I’m so addicted to y’all’s channel like I cannot get enough of these videos I don’t know why they are so entertaining but goddamn
i have a idea for a future vid, feed survivors human meat that you made friends with/picked up from the road and wait until you hear them laugh 😂 THANKS IN ADVANCE
EDIT: USE HUMAN FAT, A GOOD DISGUISE FOR ANIMAL FAT. BUT FAT IS FAT ;)
My type of content right here 😂. Watched the whole thing.
Thats great! 😁 really glad you enjoyed it. Maybe we'll do more one day!
This is awesome! I suggested an overdose video last time and laughing myself silly watching 😂
Nice work guys! Do this again!!!
Cheers Sean! We will poison people again don’t worry! 🤮
This was hilarious. You should use the blood bags and give them the wrong blood. That will mess them up fast 😂
I was in stitches watching this, well done, very funny guys...
that swedish guy in the green camo coat kinda sounded like Robbaz.. hmm
I laughed so hard when you sliced and diced that poor guy
Best cure for alcohol, is more alcohol. Polish home made remedies.
Gruesome death, poisoning by people he thought were helping him, tied up, waterboarded with Gasoline and finally sliced by a katana. Executed Taliban style
LOL you guys are serial killers love it !!!!!
I like how you save that one guy and he says “sorry” as if him sucking so hard was an inconvenience to you lol
A lad I was on with once cut down a Tree with a Compass 🤣
I poisoned a player who attacked me once. He was at a fountain and I creaped behind him and gave him 2 bottles of dirty water 🤣
Is this behind the scenes footage from the NHS vaccination program.
I love how you larp the dude at 13:00 lmao
Rip larp dood
That early guy with the shovel probably recognized John :P
"call me helmet head" 😂
Haha i feel bad for how u bullied that guy so much. He was so nice and thankful
These two just committed multiple war crimes...
You said shotgun gun passed out. No he was clearly dead from petrol...I was lol so hard
You’re guy’s videos remind me of old school dayZ so much it actually made me start playing again
Thanks Chris! That’s good to hear! DayZ is still fun, even in 2021 🤠
This was hilarious but no lie...felt pretty bad hahah. Good shiet guys!
That guy will never trust anyone in day z ever again
This is my favorite one yet I’m crying from laughing
Cheers Karl! 👊
i was crying with laughter watching this one
the dude who said thanks for trying to help me. yall goin to hell for that one lmfao yall cold hearted for not helping him after that
This is the video we all wanted to see, great thumbnail
I'm glad you two have dayz to work out your problems...
this dude makes the best dayz content i swear i love it
Very hilarious video today!!! cant wait to come by the stream on wednesday!!
Thanks Carter! See you there! 👊
It must be from all the petrol you drink 😂😂😂
It's Monday everyone. You know what that means...Shanigans Monday, couldn't wait to get home from work to watch this
Thanks again Jordan! 👊
@@FreshSpawns That poor man George.. you slaughtered a poor defenseless man that is tied up with a bag on his head...and I loved every second of it aha
I only tried to punch him as he was tied up with a bag on his head dying from prolonged poisoning! 😇 I didn’t mean to kill the man! 😂
@@FreshSpawns "prolonged poisoning" 😆
Damn y'all done did him wrong 😭 lmao