@Fresh Spawns I reckon a hella funny video would be do like a sort of Impractial Jokers Style Video!!! If neither George or John have seen the show please look it up on TH-cam and watch a couple episodes to get an idea of the premise 😂😂😂😂 basically do the shit like John tells Georgie what he has to say, vise Versa over Discord, and then the other guy has to say it in VOIP obviously lol. There’s plenty of other skits they do on the show; but that would deff be the funniest lol!!!!!!!! PLEASE WATCH A FEW EPISODES OF IMPRACTICAL JOKERS TO SEE ALL THEIR DIFFERENT GAMES THEY PLAY WITH EACH OTHER AND SHIT THEY DO THAT YALL COULD REPLICATE/BUILD UPON FOR SOME AMAZING DAYZ CONTENT!!!!!!!!! With the tellin each other what to say bit; y’all have to try snd stay alive a long as possible, your really not tryin to get each other killed; more tryin to embarrass the fuckin hell out of each other. And if the guy refuses to say what he’s told; then they get some sort of punishment 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I think that video would do absolutely amazing!!!!!!
Dude plate carriers and armor are op af still. You completely unloaded that .380 into that one guy’s head and torso…and he got up and walked away wtf lol 😂
Yeah, its very unrealistic. Plate carriers and ballistic body armor will protect you from small caliber rounds and shotguns at a distance but they cant completely protect from large caliber rifle rounds. Even if the round itself is stopped, the concussive force will still break your ribs and leave you in really bad shape.
@@Nantosuelta I disagree I think dayz does a decent job at providing this because as we saw he used a .380 on a Kevlar helmet and plate carrier wich would stop it
@@specialone6731 Thats true. Maybe they've changed it. I haven't played the game in years, I just remember dumping a full AK mag into someone at close range and they wouldn't die. Thats def not realistic
You guys are the funniest people I have watched in years 🤣🤣🤣 While other people make “epic” Dayz content you guys are absolutely hilarious. You deserve a million subs
Awesome as always boys! Don’t think we have ever had a Fresh Spawns Build a base video yet have we? I’m sure you could think of something obscure to build 😆
You guys actually know how to play the game. Almost everyone is locked into the mentality that when you see a player, the only courses of action are running away or killing them. That makes for a pretty boring experience for everyone.
For a pair og skilled dayz players, which I can't deny you do have skill, you do seem to fumble a lot when it comes to managing items. Like dragging items around your inventory instead of double clicking etc. Stuff like that will get ya killed in split second situations. Tighten that up, and you'll be unstoppable for sure. Love all your vids tho, damn creative.
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No way!! Thats amazing 👏 thank you so much for supporting us Matt! 🧡 This means the world to us 😁🥳
I want a hoodie, but it HAS to be delivered by hand. Im in the U.S, soooooo...
Tie some people up on the way here!
@Fresh Spawns I reckon a hella funny video would be do like a sort of Impractial Jokers Style Video!!! If neither George or John have seen the show please look it up on TH-cam and watch a couple episodes to get an idea of the premise 😂😂😂😂 basically do the shit like John tells Georgie what he has to say, vise Versa over Discord, and then the other guy has to say it in VOIP obviously lol. There’s plenty of other skits they do on the show; but that would deff be the funniest lol!!!!!!!! PLEASE WATCH A FEW EPISODES OF IMPRACTICAL JOKERS TO SEE ALL THEIR DIFFERENT GAMES THEY PLAY WITH EACH OTHER AND SHIT THEY DO THAT YALL COULD REPLICATE/BUILD UPON FOR SOME AMAZING DAYZ CONTENT!!!!!!!!! With the tellin each other what to say bit; y’all have to try snd stay alive a long as possible, your really not tryin to get each other killed; more tryin to embarrass the fuckin hell out of each other. And if the guy refuses to say what he’s told; then they get some sort of punishment 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I think that video would do absolutely amazing!!!!!!
@@tylerdaperson trfmfgkr
AKI absolutely warrior survived bear trap twice, jail sentence, fighting his lawyer. Absolute beast
Was about to comment this. That dude wouldn't die lol
And the anal cavity search.
Massive Legend
I especially loved the character "Admin" those keystrokes had me on the edge of my seat. I felt like I was there. 5 Star content.
We’ll make sure Admin returns in future videos 👨💻
I always love to see when a criminal is succesfully rehabilitated back to society and ready to live a crimeless life.
The professionalism of the jail staff, specially the administration team, I'm truly flabbergasted your heroes saving Ake like that such gentlemen.
Promised myself I would study for my test today, but then a new video is coming, which makes me wanna play DayZ... Damn!
I almost risked my life watching while driving a 6hr rd trip when this dropped lmao. I paused it for later and just finnished it now, Ddnt wanna die.
Dude plate carriers and armor are op af still. You completely unloaded that .380 into that one guy’s head and torso…and he got up and walked away wtf lol 😂
@Kenneth Bone yeah I don't anymore
Yeah, its very unrealistic. Plate carriers and ballistic body armor will protect you from small caliber rounds and shotguns at a distance but they cant completely protect from large caliber rifle rounds. Even if the round itself is stopped, the concussive force will still break your ribs and leave you in really bad shape.
@@Nantosuelta future is now old man
@@Nantosuelta I disagree I think dayz does a decent job at providing this because as we saw he used a .380 on a Kevlar helmet and plate carrier wich would stop it
@@specialone6731 Thats true. Maybe they've changed it. I haven't played the game in years, I just remember dumping a full AK mag into someone at close range and they wouldn't die. Thats def not realistic
Loved as always! you two have become a great comic pair!! Seymour love's to watch every new episode 🐸🐸🐸🐸
See more fresh spawns
Ill humour you, whos seymour?
@@willtattersall1940 Oh Seymour is my little buddy. 🐸🐸
@@anttrails9554 oh ok
When he hit the bear trap in the same spot again 😂
Suggestion: knockout 2 people, cuff them, make them break out of the cuffs and fight to death. Winner gets force fed human steak of their rival.
we NEED a runningmanZ collab, you guys would confuse him so much
He'd just shout "geared guy, geared guy" every time he saw them
@@TheGonzogibby and they'd run around in a panic trying to handcuff him when he's not looking lmao. It would be hilarious.
Absolutely a collaborative with RMZ would be great! 😁
@@Lord.Chadsworth I’d love to see it. I can hear him now, being all earnest.
Make it happen, freshie fans!
Definitely needa collab with mr trmz
One of the reasons that I look forward to Monday afternoon. The shenanigans you guy's come up with are hilarious. Keep up the great work.
Thanks Jason! 👊
That last guy 😂amazing lads 👍🏼
This is growing to be an amazing channel. Thanks for the entertainment
You guys are the funniest people I have watched in years 🤣🤣🤣 While other people make “epic” Dayz content you guys are absolutely hilarious. You deserve a million subs
Thank you very much! That's really nice of you to say! We'll see you at a million 😂👍
Awesome as always boys!
Don’t think we have ever had a Fresh Spawns Build a base video yet have we?
I’m sure you could think of something obscure to build 😆
We’ve thought about doing a base build, but we’re waiting until after the wipe! 🏠🛠
Hahahahah "heeohheyyaheyyoohaay" one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard.
Also one of my favorite videos....again lol
Loved the bear trap chant, keep up the adventures ✌️
Now this sounds like a good idea!!
Love you guys, you are the funniest people on TH-cam right now!
The realisation in George’s voice when he says “get him to leave out the back door John” at the end 😩😂😂
I can appreciate the difficulty of this because I always try and lock my mate in a room and he always manages to get out before I can
Loved this one, clever idea!
You guys seriously have the funniest dayz channel.
Cheers! 🦅
Can't believe it took me so long to come across you lads! Funny stuff! keep it up :D
Thanks! We’re glad you found us, welcome aboard! 👋
This is amazing.🤣🤣 12:20
You guys actually know how to play the game. Almost everyone is locked into the mentality that when you see a player, the only courses of action are running away or killing them. That makes for a pretty boring experience for everyone.
Top notch content, keep it up guys!
"Yeah, should I make a bunch of noice? Hang on..." *Arming bear trap and sings in native Swedish 💯🤣.
Love your content 🥳.
the yellow armband gang running out as john hopelessly sprayed his sporter into them was something else
I cried with laughter at this one boys. Still wiping the tears from my eyes as I write this.
Definitely my favourite find on TH-cam, these videos are gems
Thanks Derrick! We’re glad you found us! 😁
How’d he not die from that 380 they need to up that damage at least a little
You guys are EPIC ! EVERY stream & video has me in stitches !!!
Ha ha you guys cracking me up. Always look forward to watching you guys.
The lawyer showing himself looking like a firefighter made me loose it
Lmfaooo as soon as you cuff and disarm poor Jason trying to help that guy locked in the garage someone starts shooting... xD
Anyone who is not subscribed you should definitely do it these guys are great
Fire as always
For a pair og skilled dayz players, which I can't deny you do have skill, you do seem to fumble a lot when it comes to managing items. Like dragging items around your inventory instead of double clicking etc. Stuff like that will get ya killed in split second situations. Tighten that up, and you'll be unstoppable for sure. Love all your vids tho, damn creative.
These episodes keep getting better
Cheers David! 👊
Ake at the end in that bear trap slayed me
i've had a rough day but this made my day thanks lads 👌
No problem! Thanks for watching and hope tomorrow is better! 👊🧡
the singing during bear trap setting made me spit out my drink, lol
Love getting fresh spawns notifications
A o ae A o aeh, A o A o aeh, A o A o AEH....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BRUH i am dead ass dieing of laughter in the middle of the night🤣🤣🤣🤣
By far one of the funniest videos you guys have made
Ooohhh I forgot it was Monday! This was a special treat to get notified for! ✌🏽
The keyboard noises and intake questions had me dying 😂
We got bad cop and even worse cop going on here
Haha! 👮♂️ 👮♂️
Omg I waited 4 days for this 😩
Have to get caught up on your videos, TH-cam doesn’t notify me when you post😔 love you guys tho 👍
Ake is _THE_ survivor. Death can have him when it earns him.
oh man i love the beartraps
Best part of my Monday
One. Of. The. Best. God damn!
1:58 the end of that laughing 🥵
asthma gang 😮💨
14:02 The irony that unfolds next 😭😭😭😭
“They’re fight over top bunk”. Lol
Every week the channel grows bigger, stronker, more girthy. 30k here we come 🎉 🎈 🎊
You guys always make my shitty mondays some what better, keep up the great content love y’all
Thanks Sprocket! 🧡👊
Awesome video guys keep up the good work!!
This is one of my favorites
Already love it off the title lol
I too use the song of the native rain people when setting traps right next to people 🤣🤣
This is THE BEST day z channel
'Nice base you've got there' 😂😂
The jail cell part was gold 😆😆😏
Your videos are actually so fucking funny ahahah. That entire last 10 mins with Ake and the jail cell was splitting my sides mate ahaha
Glad you enjoyed it Josh! 😄👍
The poor dudes leg at 3:20. Ouchie..
6:33 the creed of an intelligent fresh spawn in dayz
I’m telling ya, these 2 are the best Dayz players west of the Mississippi
Dudes, build a base in THE most stupidly high traffic and dangerous place you can think of.
lmao they make like a high traffic santuary where only fresh spawns are welcome lol
The song to mask the sound of the bear trap made me lol
Admin had me funny guy 😂👌
Brilliant so funny. You guys actually play at dayz. Best channel
Oooh he smacks😂 hilarious bro
Lol Ake getting the double bear trap treatment 😂
When he got the bear 🐻 trap the 2nd time 😂🤣😂
Time to binge your vids while on a road trip!
Enjoy your road trip! Don’t forget to watch our road trip video 🚘
Ake won his gulag
amazing pvp action and not 20 min inbetween
Love the bear trap skits!
We love doing them!
19:28 you guys are dee worst 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 mans saluted you an all 😭😭😭😭
oh ake did you forget about that one when yu first came in.... hallarious yu guys are funnny af af
You gotta be the funniest DayZ TH-camr lol
I can’t believe u guys don’t have more subscribers
"A scruffy coastal gang"... 😂
Could you guys act/dress like identical twins that switch positions? Would make for great and confusing content 😂
We'll add it to the list, thanks! 😁👍
What server(s) are you guys playing on
Those lock picking skills getting impressive 😂
Great vid guys
You guys make me laugh every time😆
how did those yellow arm band guys take all those rounds, also that was highly entertaining and you got a new sub
Right! We almost had em 😂 thanks for the sub Lorax! 😁🥳
you guys should make a fresh spawns dayz movie.
Ah man.. had me in stitches.
You should do trapping a whole squad in our base part 2 but with tripwires you put a grenade on it
is that the endzone server?
Approved due to this being the best. Sadly my dayz won't run anymore. And Bohemia don't know what's wrong.
now we need 2 hours worth of ake & his lawyers