+Cridone well, to be fair, pretty well every part of sonic dreams was terrifying in one way or another. i feel like it may be a bit of an unfair comparison
I didn't know what to expect at first, but whenever John bothers to read the blurb from the Steam page, I always know it's gonna be good... and I was not disapointed.
the little girl in the elevator was the first time i've ever laughed out loud to a "jump scare". she just stopped on your floor on her way back to silent hill.
+Offensive Jake Damn right. I was expecting some kind of abstract, creative fetus-wandering-inside-uterus game. Something like failing the final boss got you aborted or some fucked up thing. This was just...misleading and boring.
Damn, kinda disappointed that this wasn't a horror movie inside the womb. That would be pretty interesting. Either way, this was probably the most entertaining video I've seen in awhile for obvious reasons, and it also reinforced my amount of respect for you as a gamer and a TH-camr.
Man, makes me glad, that I discovered that I'm an instant pro at 3D Modeling, because when I finally make a game, it will not be an asset flip and will actually have my Art Style to it. Also my game won't be only 20 fucking minutes long.
I like the new touch you've added at the beginning of these less-that-stellar games on reading their game descriptions from Steam. It stresses how poorly games like these can be made. As always, thank you for enduring shitty horror games for our entertainment!
The first junpscare actually got me. since it was so boring and nothing was happening..... that sudden jumpscare actually made me scream like actually scream
i twisted my neck and pulled a muscle and fell out my chair and hit my head and layed on the floor dying on the inside got to say i wasnt scare one bit :)
The crouching imitation part was definitely my favorite part about this video :') watching you play games like this tempts me to try my hand at making a game (horror or otherwise), just for shits and giggles lmao
This is the first video of John’s I ever saw. It’s baffling to me that I’ve been watching his videos for five years now; it doesn’t feel like it’s been that long.
Why do I get the feeling that she crouches just like the dad in that Who's Your Daddy game, only because of the perspective we can't see her torso go through her kneecaps. Delightful!
Inside: Before Birth. That tells me that the game has something to do with birth, as it apparently told many others in the comments, but it feels like the team behind this mess just wanted a cool, vaguely spooky title to go with their scantily clad mannequin.
+ANightAtTheAbandonedCircus Ⓧ Yeahhhhh. That stuff will hopefully be replaced with my other videos in a day or two, that's what usually happens at least.
+soul reaper haha it's because "before birth" is in the title. TH-cam uses similar video titles to search up recommendations on the sidebar. It's confused.
+HarshlyCritical ah John i so feel for you. I appreciate even in the depths of frustration you still think critically and give constructive criticism, you sir are amazing! I also really appreciate how funny you are and how you make such an incredibly bad game fun to watch... Okay you're so fun to watch that it rubs off on even the biggest lamest attempt at a game that had the audacity to be for money. Thank again John for making my day brighter and don't bust a blood vessel... I could totally see the anime style pulsing mark on your forehead 😡
I love the fact that you're not scared of being true about when a game doesn't scare you, and you know when you're ridiculous you get more subscribers. There are a lot of stupid dudes out there and i'm glad I found you. A diamond in the mud (? just wanted to remind you John, keep on being true :)
Someone just needs to make this man a famgame A horror famgame With no game options Bad Grammer The works. Juat make it the best sh*t pile for him to enjoy He's earned it
It bothers me that all these horror games are exactly the same now. Always a hospital, always walking around collecting keys, always random-ass jumpscares, the story stops before it even starts explaining itself, and so on. Come on kids, be more creative!
I know that I'm replying to this 5 years after this video came out. But I don't feel bad about that jumpscare at 6:34 getting you. It made me flinch. I'm ashamed that it did.
Greenlight was going to be their quality control, but then a lot of problems with that happened and they started letting people get in directly for various reasons, like Kickstarter backership and such. Eventually they just opened the floodgates and now people get in for nothing. Not like before the gates opened everything was perfect, anyway.
Red room?! Oh god the horror! HarshlyCritical, you play these bad games and it brings a smile to my face. Thank you so much for playing these bad games.
I'm gonna be honest, I just went and watched a bit of your latest Unravel video, I felt like I needed it for some reason... It also has plenty of red, so I guess it's a horror game too...
Unless there was some sort of ambient light around I couldn't see anything. But honestly I didn't come here to see "this" game. I came to see your reaction to "this" game. And man.... was it good! You jumped primarily because you were trying to unfuck this game in your head lol!
I had many glitches in this game when I played the demo. I think it was supposed to be writing on the walls or something but it got stretched out and sprawled on the floor so you couldn't read it.
Nice work getting the right side blue girl ending. Next time you should try for the left side blue girl ending. Of course, that's pretty much impossible without a guide.
"I'm, i'm ashamed" LMAO, its alright man, jumpscares get us all, doesn't matter how good they are.
She was clearly having a nightmare about being forced to play a terrible horror game.
Ya
did anyone else think this was gonna be a game about being inside the womb haha? nope ... just me?... ok
+Tabbycat7219 I thought it was something like that.
+Tabbycat7219 Me too lol
+Tabbycat7219 I did XD
I thought the same thing
+Cridone well, to be fair, pretty well every part of sonic dreams was terrifying in one way or another. i feel like it may be a bit of an unfair comparison
the 3D sound really made the game for me, it just wouldn't be the same without it
this game sucked ass
Dammit, I was just about to type the same thing :p
I think it's cool to see how thoughtful and serious as a player John has become over the last couple years. It makes me respect the art form of games.
+Max Jungreis Thank you, that is a great compliment!
I completely agree with you and i will admit to changing my playling style since watching him and thinking differently on how i approach games.
+Jumbo-J1 not worth the money
Who else thought this was about being a fetus?
I did
Me
I did
Your crouching imitation was pure gold
I didn't know if I was ever going to stop laughing
THE GRAMMAR ARE SO GOOD.
THEY IS VERY GODE FIVE ON OF SEVEN I HAVE BAD ENGLANDO BECAUSE I'M NOT ANERIKANINSKI SO KEEP IT TO YOU'RESELVES
+João Gabriel (I don't have a nickname) Wut
+João Gabriel (I don't have a nickname) OK, GONNA CAN DO WHAT CAN DO TO KEEPING SECRET TO ISELF
yeah the grammar be are very great, that be the best part of this be game.
Mr Madness hurhur your dum you mean is
Not just any hell, THE hell.
Oh god, not THE hell!!
thats the worst kind
Yes, I'll see you in THE hell while I'm in THE heaven!
PastelSkeleton I believe you need a key for that
Im not native english speaker but why you say the sky,the sun etc. because they are unique in the whole galaxy but "the hell" is wrong"?
I didn't know what to expect at first, but whenever John bothers to read the blurb from the Steam page, I always know it's gonna be good... and I was not disapointed.
"Full 3d graphics" This isn't 1996 anymore....
I believe that's some of the best 3D sound I've ever heard.
At least the main character didn't turn out to be Jeff's stepsister?
Ikr
the little girl in the elevator was the first time i've ever laughed out loud to a "jump scare". she just stopped on your floor on her way back to silent hill.
Most of these games are bad in a funny way, this wasn't, this was just upsetting.
+Offensive Jake
Damn right. I was expecting some kind of abstract, creative
fetus-wandering-inside-uterus game. Something like failing the final
boss got you aborted or some fucked up thing.
This was just...misleading and boring.
@@darkcupid3671 and funny
"Wait, no, come back! You were funny!"
Probably exactly what horror game developers are going for these days!
John: Hey guys it's John!
Me: Hi John
Damn, kinda disappointed that this wasn't a horror movie inside the womb. That would be pretty interesting. Either way, this was probably the most entertaining video I've seen in awhile for obvious reasons, and it also reinforced my amount of respect for you as a gamer and a TH-camr.
"We got you" "you got we"
"Nobody goes alone to hell." That sounds really reassuring if you've already resigned to the fact that you're going to hell.
I laughed so hard at the 'crouching hand' part. Man, I love your videos so much and they just keep getting better and better. Keep it up!
I was actually expecting something... different based on the title.
The teddy bear drawn on the wall is Vladdy from Maize. The full message is "You need me, stupid. Even though you stupid, I help anyway. Stupid."
hahaha I saw this show up on Steam last night. Would watch but we're gonna play it so I'll assume that it was a GREAT VIDEO CONGRATS
+Bowlingotter Prepare yourselves for the absolutely fulfilling ending.
+HarshlyCritical heh
lol, sarcasm to the max John
The videos on my sidebar are weirding me out.
+SilvarusLupus Right?!
I see videos on "Inside Out"
"You got we(ed)?"
ROFL.
How did this got greenlit btw?
Though i'm glad you didn't just shit-talked the game, you actually gave an honest feedback.
I reckon you should get t-shirts made, as you do have some great catchphrases John. :)
'It's red, red means scary'.
+MsAquamonkey "I am not a loser!"
+SadisticSam TV what vids are the lubed and Jack quotes from?
+SadisticSam TV Lived by 9:30 is by far my favorite. I need a shirt with this on it asap.
+SadisticSam TV Lubed* omg
LMAO 17:40 Jfc lost it so hard 10/10 Harsh.
Man, makes me glad, that I discovered that I'm an instant pro at 3D Modeling, because when I finally make a game, it will not be an asset flip and will actually have my Art Style to it.
Also my game won't be only 20 fucking minutes long.
Your commentaries are great as usual. Keep it up John!
You know this game is going to be good when critical puts horror in quotation marks
Steam must have the worst quality control ever.
If you mean worst=none, then yeah
+ZoeKitten84 Well, no one or EVERYONE if you're talking about greenlight
It's kind of like credit scores... No credit might as well be bad credit amirite??
Nope. Google play/ app Store
Bomberguy just look up "horror games"
Good thing for steam refunds, even $4 is too much for something like this.
Someone make a gif of John doing the crouch walk. It needs to be done.
I like the new touch you've added at the beginning of these less-that-stellar games on reading their game descriptions from Steam. It stresses how poorly games like these can be made.
As always, thank you for enduring shitty horror games for our entertainment!
The first junpscare actually got me. since it was so boring and nothing was happening..... that sudden jumpscare actually made me scream
like actually scream
i twisted my neck and pulled a muscle and fell out my chair and hit my head and layed on the floor dying on the inside
got to say i wasnt scare one bit :)
By the title of the game i thought it would be about being born
The crouching imitation part was definitely my favorite part about this video :') watching you play games like this tempts me to try my hand at making a game (horror or otherwise), just for shits and giggles lmao
This is the first video of John’s I ever saw. It’s baffling to me that I’ve been watching his videos for five years now; it doesn’t feel like it’s been that long.
13:13 As a woman, the toilet with the lid up was legit terrifying for me.
This has got to be one of my favorite angry John videos
Why do I get the feeling that she crouches just like the dad in that Who's Your Daddy game, only because of the perspective we can't see her torso go through her kneecaps. Delightful!
What does this game have to do with birth? I don't get it. And why was the main character in her underwear?
When John plays these awful horror games it makes me really appreciate some of the good ones we have today.
I kind've thought this was gonna be about organ thieves for some reason... the whole... waking up naked in a hospital.
your commentary is the only thing that helps get me through these terrible games.
This is a top notch horror game! Why, I almost soiled myself when everything turned red!!! I can't think of ANYTHING more scary or original!
13:50 'Where are your socks?'....... o_0 "I go find them' *poof*
The jumpscare got me a little bit too haha youre not alone John, good upload btw
Yes, i believe the military teaches such crouching techniques to our troops for maximum stealth.
Inside: Before Birth.
That tells me that the game has something to do with birth, as it apparently told many others in the comments,
but it feels like the team behind this mess just wanted a cool, vaguely spooky title to go with their scantily clad mannequin.
I like how this game is called 'Inside: Before Birth' and on my right side of the screen, are videos of pregnancy and new born babies...
+ANightAtTheAbandonedCircus Ⓧ Yeahhhhh. That stuff will hopefully be replaced with my other videos in a day or two, that's what usually happens at least.
+ANightAtTheAbandonedCircus Ⓧ I just have other videos by John...
Idr. I don't get it goes from a game to baby's and stuff like that
+soul reaper haha it's because "before birth" is in the title. TH-cam uses similar video titles to search up recommendations on the sidebar. It's confused.
+HarshlyCritical ah John i so feel for you. I appreciate even in the depths of frustration you still think critically and give constructive criticism, you sir are amazing!
I also really appreciate how funny you are and how you make such an incredibly bad game fun to watch... Okay you're so fun to watch that it rubs off on even the biggest lamest attempt at a game that had the audacity to be for money. Thank again John for making my day brighter and don't bust a blood vessel... I could totally see the anime style pulsing mark on your forehead 😡
I love the fact that you're not scared of being true about when a game doesn't scare you, and you know when you're ridiculous you get more subscribers. There are a lot of stupid dudes out there and i'm glad I found you. A diamond in the mud (? just wanted to remind you John, keep on being true :)
Someone just needs to make this man a famgame
A horror famgame
With no game options
Bad Grammer
The works. Juat make it the best sh*t pile for him to enjoy
He's earned it
pepper Mill I like you're style!
"Welcome To *THE* Hell"
Does.... does Hades have Yelp reviews?
When john reads you steam description, you know the video is going to be good
I think you deserve a lot more subscribers then you have right now, your channel is wonderful!!
The music that started playing at 21:27 was also used in One Late Night.
"3D sound" I love it when you play bad games
Lmao you kill me every time you talk about red color 😂😂
So excited to see this
after reading John's angry tweet
have fun watching this pile of crap game.
It bothers me that all these horror games are exactly the same now. Always a hospital, always walking around collecting keys, always random-ass jumpscares, the story stops before it even starts explaining itself, and so on. Come on kids, be more creative!
Haven't been this confused since watching the remake of the Wicker Man. This makes Sonic 06' seem pretty well crafted.
You know your game is awesome if players don't even know when they die, right?
I was actually expecting this to be an inside the womb horror experience from the title, I shouldn't have expected this to be that great. :P
So The Hell is full of clipping textures and invisible walls, called it.
OMG, the crouching thing almost had me in tears LMAO
You should go on their website they show at the Options screen. It seems the "team" is planning more titillating horror games.
I know that I'm replying to this 5 years after this video came out. But I don't feel bad about that jumpscare at 6:34 getting you. It made me flinch. I'm ashamed that it did.
Finally a game review that is seriously legit. Why is it called Inside: Before Birth anyway???
This game has even confused the related videos on the side with it's title.
I don't usally like the serious types of horror youtubers, but i'll make an exception.
I forgot how amazing this play through is. I'm so glad I rewatched it.
My favorite part of this is how skinny they wanted the character to be, so her joints don't even look connected. Nice touch
I imagine after "playing" a game like this John might need a drink.
Steam allows this? Shame.
They don't seem to give a shit about anything.
Greenlight was going to be their quality control, but then a lot of problems with that happened and they started letting people get in directly for various reasons, like Kickstarter backership and such. Eventually they just opened the floodgates and now people get in for nothing. Not like before the gates opened everything was perfect, anyway.
More sinking city please, but I love these bad horror games too. Thanks for uploading!!
John said "Shit on Steam", which mean he's a secret member of Minx and Sinow's SoS series, and three mean illuminati.
Red room?! Oh god the horror! HarshlyCritical, you play these bad games and it brings a smile to my face. Thank you so much for playing these bad games.
"No wait come back you were funny" John why are you trying to keep that little girl from getting to her floor?
"Your right hand comes off?" -Leon Scott Kennedy, 2005
ever consider doing a episode of S.O.S with minx/sinow
22:37
Your expression sums up everything.
6:33 For shame, John, for shame :)
The crouching scene made me laugh a tad too much, but then I died with the weed.
Yeah this one made me want to crawl under my desk, into my mini-fridge and die of being a bit colder than usual.
I love how John doesn't shit talk the games. He gives honest feedback and constructive criticism!
I'm gonna be honest, I just went and watched a bit of your latest Unravel video, I felt like I needed it for some reason... It also has plenty of red, so I guess it's a horror game too...
I jumped a bit too john, it's okay
I live for this.
the incomplete picture is actually from an old band called coven, its on the album witchcraft destroys minds and reaps souls
Unless there was some sort of ambient light around I couldn't see anything. But honestly I didn't come here to see "this" game. I came to see your reaction to "this" game. And man.... was it good! You jumped primarily because you were trying to unfuck this game in your head lol!
the crouching John... help...i just can't.... *laughing and loses breath* :D XD
"I got a bad dream"? You got a "Bad Game" too
i'm a new fan subscribed!
I had many glitches in this game when I played the demo. I think it was supposed to be writing on the walls or something but it got stretched out and sprawled on the floor so you couldn't read it.
Masterful storytelling 10/10
Spookiest ending ever.
You seem like a cool dude! Definitely gonna subscribe. I think you'll go really far.
Nice work getting the right side blue girl ending. Next time you should try for the left side blue girl ending. Of course, that's pretty much impossible without a guide.