Ken, I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for all the incredible financial advice you’ve shared on your channel. Your content has truly transformed how I approach my finances. Before finding your videos, I was overwhelmed by budgeting, investing, and managing debt. But your clear, actionable tips have made these topics so much easier to understand and implement. What I really appreciate is how you break down complex concepts and always explain the “why” behind your advice. Your honesty and transparency make it clear that you genuinely care about helping people, not just selling a product. The long-term perspective you teach has been a game-changer for me, and I now feel more confident about my financial future. Thank you for everything you do-your work is making a real difference in people’s lives, and I’m excited to continue learning from you. Keep up the great work!
@@Saltybird7652 WRONG ANSWER. While Mississippi does have mild winters and thus a longer growing season, it can get too hot even for corn in the summer (anything about 86 degrees Fahrenheit starts to damage it). Furthermore, Mississippi gets so much rain in the spring that farmers struggle to find opportunities to plant the corn in the first place. This is a big problem because corn needs to be planted ASAP so that it can get through its early development and become robust enough to withstand less-than-ideal conditions (which are inevitable pretty much everywhere, including Mississippi).
Day 11 Ken woke up to a damp chill. His clothes from yesterday were still scattered on the floor, crusted with dried snow and dirt. The humiliation of his fall lingered like a bitter taste in his mouth. He rubbed his face, hoping to wipe the memory away, but it clung to him, stubborn and sharp. The silence of his apartment pressed down on him. He glanced at the bag of groceries his mom had left-it sat there like a monument to his neglect. He sighed and grabbed a stale piece of bread from the counter, chewing mechanically. He didn’t even notice the taste anymore. His phone buzzed. “Clash Royale: New Season Starting Soon!” Ken hesitated, staring at the screen. A part of him didn’t want to open the app, but what else was there to do? He tapped the notification, and the familiar music played. He queued for a match, his fingers trembling slightly from the cold. The opponent ran a Golem Beatdown deck. Ken tried to defend, but his elixir management was off, and the Golem barreled through his tower like it wasn’t even there. Defeat. Ken queued again, determined to win this time. His opponent played a Hog Cycle deck, and Ken couldn’t keep up. Every time he thought he had an opening, the opponent outplayed him. Defeat. He threw his phone onto the couch and buried his face in his hands. Even here, in this digital world, he couldn’t find a shred of success. A knock at the door startled him. “Ken, it’s your auntie!” Ken froze, his heart sinking. He didn’t want to deal with her, not today. The knocking continued, louder this time. “I know you’re in there,” she said firmly. “Open up.” Reluctantly, Ken shuffled to the door and cracked it open. His auntie’s eyes widened slightly as the smell hit her, but she composed herself quickly. “Ken, we need to talk,” she said, her voice soft but insistent. “This isn’t healthy. Your mom is worried, and honestly, so am I.” Ken couldn’t meet her eyes. “I’m fine,” he mumbled. “You’re not fine,” she said, stepping closer. “When’s the last time you cleaned up? Or went outside? You’re wasting your life, Ken.” Her words cut deeper than she probably intended. Ken felt a lump form in his throat, but he swallowed it down. “I’ll… I’ll clean up,” he said weakly, though even he didn’t believe it. His auntie sighed, her face full of sadness. “Please, Ken. Just try. For your mom. For yourself.” She left after a few more pleading words, leaving Ken alone once again. He closed the door and leaned against it, sliding down until he was sitting on the floor. The snow outside was still pristine, untouched by his failures. It mocked him, a beautiful world he didn’t feel a part of. Eventually, he picked up his phone and opened Clash Royale. The game loaded, cheerful and cruel as always. He queued for another match. This time, it was against a Balloon Freeze deck. Ken panicked as the Balloon reached his tower, and he misplayed his counter. The tower fell, and his hopes fell with it. Defeat. Ken tossed the phone onto the couch and stared blankly at the wall. He didn’t whisper to himself this time. The thought of tomorrow being different felt more distant than ever.
Thanks, Ken! Your financial advice is super helpful and practical. I really appreciate the time and effort you put into breaking things down so clearly. Looking forward to more videos!
Ken’s New Year’s resolutions… Become Sober Don’t Tugg his Speedmann Don’t get cancelled Don’t lose ad revenue Have sympathy for orphans (Including not swinging them by the necks) Speak to a human being Avoid the ops
Ken I'm loving the financial, investment, index funds, bitcoin, millionaire, dropshipping, forex content. Keep it up!
McYum why the heck are you here
is this why you haven't uploaded in over a year
@@McYum yes I can’t wait to invest in kencoin
Wasn’t expecting to see you on the gay man’s channel
upload when
Tugg Speedman had a finance channel once, but it was too successful so the government had to shut it down
This is exactly why TuggSpeedman took over the government all by himself
He’s even tugging his speedman on Christmas Day
Tugmas
I want to tug it
Merry Tugmas
Christmas was yesterday lil homie
on the holy day 😭
Thanks for this in-depth 3 statement LBO model Ken. You're the best finance channel on youtube!
Ken giving every orphan a ken video for Christmas, he is truly so kind
Hey i saw you last video 😮
truly
yes he has blessed me, an orphan pulling an all nighter with a new video at 5am
Not actually an orphan
But still its a fire video to eat some morning snacks to
0:00 Diddystein Starts Yapping
9:18 Diddystein Stops Yapping
E-wiz Diddystein
0:00 i start tugging my speedman
9:18 my speedman bursts its snowball colored elixer everywhere
i love to scrool in comments and see this one in every video
valuable insights
Ken is the kind of guy to hook up with a Scottish girl and then just to fly back to Australia.
The holidays without Ken are rough… but we can get through as a community. Thanks for the video, Ken. The last pre recorded one for our final gift
7:04 “God I just love having a cannon”
~ Ken, 11:57pm, Christmas, 2024
Ken always succeeds in rushing his speedy balloon into the level 15s
Engineers ✊✊✊
Kenny really acts like making 18993 videos a life is the hardest thing in the world.
Another 52 years
Ken’s balloons are very speedy, hence why they pop within a minute
Ken's new favorite thing is doing some sort of weird peacock mating call while he threatens to scam us
2:15 Ken praying that for GigaGayCycle will tugg his speedman for christmas
2:58 ken shares his opinion on minors
Ken, I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for all the incredible financial advice you’ve shared on your channel. Your content has truly transformed how I approach my finances. Before finding your videos, I was overwhelmed by budgeting, investing, and managing debt. But your clear, actionable tips have made these topics so much easier to understand and implement.
What I really appreciate is how you break down complex concepts and always explain the “why” behind your advice. Your honesty and transparency make it clear that you genuinely care about helping people, not just selling a product. The long-term perspective you teach has been a game-changer for me, and I now feel more confident about my financial future.
Thank you for everything you do-your work is making a real difference in people’s lives, and I’m excited to continue learning from you. Keep up the great work!
Chat gtp😭🫸🫷
My balloon speeds up whenever I see Ken
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@@MarsPlaysMusiclooks like someone got coal for christmas!
@@Ronzerss-🤖
You should get that checked by a doctor.
It's a good day when Ronzerss comment isn't at the top. How much more of you will I see if I scroll down buddy?
what US state would you say grows the best corn?
Missisippi
@@Saltybird7652 WRONG ANSWER. While Mississippi does have mild winters and thus a longer growing season, it can get too hot even for corn in the summer (anything about 86 degrees Fahrenheit starts to damage it). Furthermore, Mississippi gets so much rain in the spring that farmers struggle to find opportunities to plant the corn in the first place. This is a big problem because corn needs to be planted ASAP so that it can get through its early development and become robust enough to withstand less-than-ideal conditions (which are inevitable pretty much everywhere, including Mississippi).
Scotland
Ohio?
passionate man right here. doesn't belong on this channel
Ken is the type of guy to turn red with steam running out of his ears whenever he's angry
Ken doesn’t even edit he just instant uploads at this point
This is my favourite financial advice video
I might have to crashout on ken
:20 Phony Bolagna is Tugg Speedman's great grandson. Ken should be honored to play against such an incredible specimen
You know what else is speedy… Me Tugging my Speedman
Ken the type of guy to have a passionate love life with his air conditioning unit
Ken giving us a 10 minute video for christmas is what ive been waiting for all year
I am so sorry about your recent loss. My thoughts and prayers go out to you and your family
TuggSpeedman had a finance channel once. The time period after is known as "the golden 20s"
2:35 goblin-bot errors and leaks his origins of being man made ai
Kens balloon starts rising when his speedman is tugged
Ken gave tuggman speed his log for Christmas
"tuggman speed"💔
His financial advices are the best!
I really hope Ken is playing the deck that has evolved ice spirit with electro spirit bats and skeletons today. It would make my day
I love the financial advices thank you
video was 9:30 minutes too long
💀
Started watching Ken last week amd ive completed all of his content. Episodes 1-2 were hilarious. Cant wait till he starts bring funny again🙏
You will wait on your coffin then
You can't use Christmas to cover up what happened in September 1994 Ken...
Ken is the type of guy to cosplay as b-rad on thanksgiving
Watching Ken makes me feel like a millionaire
Ken the type of guy to float to a pie and then start to cry cuz he’s empty inside
Ken giving his subscribers a good speedy tug on Christmas
Ken makes me tug my speedman even on Christmas Day
It’s too late for him now. Ken has fully been consumed by Tugg’s wrath.
We were promised two TH-cam videos today, yet we were denied. I dont think Ken will make it to the new year without a revolt from us.
ken, you are the kai cenat of people who spent the entirety of their middle and high school playing this goofy game
That's a lot of money Ken
Especially for "NOT A SCAM"
What a thoughtful person❤❤
The only thing speedy is Ken on New Year’s Eve before his New Year’s resolutions start.
Tugg speed man taught ken his speedy balloon so when they fiddle that night they could have more fun
Don't tell him about wallbreakers pushing a cannoncart
Tugg Speedman would have a speedier balloon.
Day 11
Ken woke up to a damp chill. His clothes from yesterday were still scattered on the floor, crusted with dried snow and dirt. The humiliation of his fall lingered like a bitter taste in his mouth. He rubbed his face, hoping to wipe the memory away, but it clung to him, stubborn and sharp.
The silence of his apartment pressed down on him. He glanced at the bag of groceries his mom had left-it sat there like a monument to his neglect.
He sighed and grabbed a stale piece of bread from the counter, chewing mechanically. He didn’t even notice the taste anymore.
His phone buzzed.
“Clash Royale: New Season Starting Soon!”
Ken hesitated, staring at the screen. A part of him didn’t want to open the app, but what else was there to do? He tapped the notification, and the familiar music played.
He queued for a match, his fingers trembling slightly from the cold.
The opponent ran a Golem Beatdown deck. Ken tried to defend, but his elixir management was off, and the Golem barreled through his tower like it wasn’t even there.
Defeat.
Ken queued again, determined to win this time. His opponent played a Hog Cycle deck, and Ken couldn’t keep up. Every time he thought he had an opening, the opponent outplayed him.
Defeat.
He threw his phone onto the couch and buried his face in his hands. Even here, in this digital world, he couldn’t find a shred of success.
A knock at the door startled him.
“Ken, it’s your auntie!”
Ken froze, his heart sinking. He didn’t want to deal with her, not today. The knocking continued, louder this time.
“I know you’re in there,” she said firmly. “Open up.”
Reluctantly, Ken shuffled to the door and cracked it open. His auntie’s eyes widened slightly as the smell hit her, but she composed herself quickly.
“Ken, we need to talk,” she said, her voice soft but insistent. “This isn’t healthy. Your mom is worried, and honestly, so am I.”
Ken couldn’t meet her eyes. “I’m fine,” he mumbled.
“You’re not fine,” she said, stepping closer. “When’s the last time you cleaned up? Or went outside? You’re wasting your life, Ken.”
Her words cut deeper than she probably intended. Ken felt a lump form in his throat, but he swallowed it down.
“I’ll… I’ll clean up,” he said weakly, though even he didn’t believe it.
His auntie sighed, her face full of sadness. “Please, Ken. Just try. For your mom. For yourself.”
She left after a few more pleading words, leaving Ken alone once again. He closed the door and leaned against it, sliding down until he was sitting on the floor.
The snow outside was still pristine, untouched by his failures. It mocked him, a beautiful world he didn’t feel a part of.
Eventually, he picked up his phone and opened Clash Royale. The game loaded, cheerful and cruel as always. He queued for another match.
This time, it was against a Balloon Freeze deck. Ken panicked as the Balloon reached his tower, and he misplayed his counter. The tower fell, and his hopes fell with it.
Defeat.
Ken tossed the phone onto the couch and stared blankly at the wall. He didn’t whisper to himself this time. The thought of tomorrow being different felt more distant than ever.
Holy hell
I woke up to find no oiled up Ken under my Christmas tree 😢 there’s no such thing as a Christmas miracle
Love this finance channel, you get so much more for your money watching this. Also is the only reason I pay for youtube premium.
Sitting in the hospital for Christmas eve and Christmas rn, but at least I can use that 100 dollars towards my medical bills, thanks Ken!
Good advice on stocks and bitcoin definitely gonna buy every ad on this video 😂
Ken giving us advice on how to not pay taxes is such a Ken thing to do
tuggspeedman stole all of kens presents this christmas
Ken definitely didn't get what he wished for this Christmas.
Merry Tuggmas, Ken
Hop on the fent Kenny 😂❤
Thank you Ken I can feel myself getting better with money after watching the video. Can’t wait for more finance tutorials.
thanks goblinstein you saved my alcoholic father with that Christmas speech
Ken's the type of guy to have a PO box in Joondalup.
you know its a good Christmas when ken speedly rages his barrel while tugging his speedman
Happy Christmas, Goblin Demolisher
that financial insight was wizardy alike no other, loved how ken inconspicously changed his channel to ewizken
Ken has went from the most hated guy ever to the most loved guy ever in the span of a day
Im speedily ejecting from my little ken on christmas day
I’m waiting for “Ken hasn’t uploaded for a whole year” jokes to come flooding in like how Ken floods his pants with Speedman while tucking his Tugg.
Very educational finance video it makes me want to tugg my speedman and buy sponsored products
As a longtime speedy ballon enjoyer, glad to see it getting some love
i love kens finance advice thank you for making me a millionare with your awesome financial advice
Thanks for teaching me about 401k, tax returns, and how to make my tuggspeedman less red
Thanks, Ken! Your financial advice is super helpful and practical. I really appreciate the time and effort you put into breaking things down so clearly. Looking forward to more videos!
Pétition for Ken to bring back Storytime videos! Tbh that's what got me into the Kenverse
The fact about finance channels at the start was really interesting ngl.
Why is ken a part of my daily rutine?
Ken’s New Year’s resolutions…
Become Sober
Don’t Tugg his Speedmann
Don’t get cancelled
Don’t lose ad revenue
Have sympathy for orphans
(Including not swinging them by the necks)
Speak to a human being
Avoid the ops
notice how ken waited till christmas was over so he can avoid wishing us Merry Christmas in time
christmas is on 25th and 26th. Christmas eve is on 24th.
I love it when tugg speedmans kens big balloons with a smear of rage
Ken lowkey built like the grinch
ah yes finance this, finance that we love finance. Misery is such a goated movie, love the FINACE
The club penguin christmas theme at the end made me cry
As a speedy bloon main it physically pains me to watch this video but i need to hear the yap.
Ken's begging for the plot of misery to be recreated on him at this point
Kenneth couldn’t even give us a 10 minute video for Christmas. Step it up Mr. Goblin Freak
i left my family gathering just to watch this video
merry christmas ken, love the finance content
Ken's Christmas gift is he doesn't have to play against Tugg Speedman
what a delightful christmas surprise, ken playing a cycle deck
My lil pertruder in speedily growing because of this thanks a lot ❤❤❤❤❤
been learning finance from his kennanigans for more than a year now, keep it up buddy
I am the type of guy that can't sleep without Ken
This is the best financial advice I’ve ever seen, man. You should do a collab with Atrioc.
I really should follow your financial advice, keep making these finance videos 👍
lately ken has been becoming pretty straight
really insightful ken, thanks to you I can now feed the children in my basement 4 peas instead of 3
Ken’s the biggest yapperdoodle
Ken snuck himself on my start page again for christmas
1:08 you have almost 40 million dollary doos?