I like how gray actually remembered that the girlfriend said she hates seafood. You would make a good dective gray, well minus the beating and leting criminals go.
Suspect : *is sitting in the interrogation room* Gray : *comes in the room and sits down* Alright... Suspect : Okay,okay, chill dude chill, yes I killed her don't do anything to me I have a family
Lol, the fact that the game gives you free gems plus ads to triple them, just from completing levels, already makes this game so much better than a majority of those 'choose you're reply' story games on mobile XD
Normies: "If you kill a murderer, the amount of murderers in this world is the same." Gray: "If you kill enough murderers, there will eventually only be one left."
Gray: "Is he carrying an entire like, Tommy gun in his groin!?" Me: Seems more like, "Is that a machine gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" : )
grays girlfriend in this game lied to him, poor gray… he tortures everybody but this is the first time somebody lied to gray, lying to gray is a war crime to gray
Gray : "testing red liquid" it's blood alright Me : how? I can never tell the difference between ketchup and blood. I hate it when I accidentally Put ketchup on my food and don't even realize it
@@geeknat8981 Are you sure there wasn't anything mixed in with that, such as dissolved muscle tissue? You'd have to be seriously dehydrated for fresh blood to be gloopier than ketchup. Coagulated blood's a different story, but it usually gets darker too
Gray walks into the interrogation room: “Alright, we’re entering the only room where I get to decide whether you live or die…..it’s the interrogation room”
10:14 OKAY BUT ARE YALL RECOGNIZING THESE CHARACTERS???? The design here looks exactly like Shaun Diaz from life is strange 2 But ITS NAMED AFTER SHAUN MARS FROM HEAVY RAIN- They're straight up taking characters from decision based games and mixing then around
For anyone who knows at 14:20 this music has been involved in the many beam Mg drive videos to introduce the suspects recognised it straight away check out them there really good for any new subs gray has been posting brilliant vids for years
_5:40__ _*_a story in my mind:_* *Detective:* "tastes" yup definitely human blood *Detective:* "tastes again" *Police:* uhh. ..you know you can stop... *Detective:* DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!! "runs away with plate" AHHHHHH! !!!!! *Police:* ...
I like how gray actually remembered that the girlfriend said she hates seafood. You would make a good dective gray, well minus the beating and leting criminals go.
@Not RickRoll 👇., will you get out of this channels comment section
Please god dont give Gray a taser
Gray is a Florida Man married to a Florida Woman. Of COURSE he'd remember what a woman says. He wouldn't be here today if he didn't.
He could rewind and have a look at it again 😆
Did anyone note the fact that he said BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Worst methods of torture in the world :
- Drowning
- Quartering
- Rat torture
- GrayStillPlays
Ah yes “GrayStillPlays”
Common sence: this comment is stupid
Me: no no, he’s got a point
@@idontexist2u common sense: NO NO NOT COMMON SENCE, NOT HIM
Why is drowning ranked so highly? It's probably the least bad way to die of the options listed...
@@Amy_the_Lizard drowning is silent and back in the day,we would make you drink water until you die
Gray: Constantly tortures everyone
Also Gray: Lets a murderer walk free because he killed the man who molested his sister
Gray, I love you so much
He has some morals
even sociopaths have morals, and his are in the right place
SIMP
@@CrimsonQueen1860 he even killed a woman who killed children who said that the kids bled like pigs.
He's probably secretly a nice person.
@@raawesome3851 when
Suspect : *is sitting in the interrogation room*
Gray : *comes in the room and sits down* Alright...
Suspect : Okay,okay, chill dude chill, yes I killed her don't do anything to me I have a family
Grey: WRONG ANSWER!
@@Strange-x9h around 0
@@Strange-x9h maybe -69
ill try to help
Well i thought there was going to be a don toretto meme but i was wrong i guess
Lol, the fact that the game gives you free gems plus ads to triple them, just from completing levels, already makes this game so much better than a majority of those 'choose you're reply' story games on mobile XD
The fact he said "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" when burning a lady alive is amazing
clearly gray is a man of culture
Why do these words remind me so much of technoblade? 🤔😂🤣✨👌
But it was still perfect✨👌👁👄👁💅
@@enderreaper5332 obviously
@@heisenbergcollins8153 bruhhhhh
Techno blade never dies
8:42 This is one of the most wholesome things I've seen Gray do in a video. (Besides when he sent all of his forces for a rape case)
He must have a daughter
What video was that?
@@j.p1183 th-cam.com/video/FKcE-_WR39w/w-d-xo.html at 7:50
@@Hana1LuLu Or he's just a decent human being
Same... It legit brought a tear to my eye
Girlfriend: Says she hates Seafood
Girlfriend: Orders Scallops and Oyster Sauce
**AND THE PLOT THICKENS**
Lore?!?!?!
like the grime in every level thickens
She hates seafood but she loves the taste of *expensive* food.
No no, That’s for the waiter. Pulling out my PBnJ and bottle salt water now
When the plot is thicker than she is.
Gray: "Blood for the blood god"
Me: "Skulls for the skull throne"
Let the Galaxy BURN!!
@@SchwamiLPD *german seal of approval*
rando off in the distance:"MILK FOR THE CORN FLAKES!!"
Ranboo in the corner: "MILK FOR THE CORN FLAKES
Tzeentch: MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
Gray letting the protective murderous brother go:
“I wouldn’t consider myself an practically ethical person, but I am fair.”
17:39
No one:
Gray: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
*Achievement Unlocked! TechnoSummoner: Summon Technoblade fans with one sentence*
Nah, that just summons Kharn the Betrayer, An'ggrath the Unbound and Skarbrand.
It’s literally not a techno reference
@@notaddie2287 Ik. But I wanna take it as one.
RIP technoblade
Ronald Gump obviously has no resemblance whatsoever to anyone in real life
He’s related to Forrest Gump
Are you sure it's not Forrest gumps relative?
Kinda looks like Frieza tbh
And he's innocent.
Yeah definitely not related to the President
“If you murder someone the amount of murderers in the world stays the same”
Gray: “I solved a few murders and committed even more!”
Normies: "If you kill a murderer, the amount of murderers in this world is the same."
Gray: "If you kill enough murderers, there will eventually only be one left."
@@xellanchaos5386 There are no murderers. There is only Gray.
Grays intros leave u with no understanding of the the game but with full awareness it will involve Satan!
Even by the end of the video you know nothing about the game, but you probably know a lot about advanced crime
Yes
"Everything in this entire game is screwed."
Actually, every game that YOU play is screwed.
That’s actually true
Gray being a officer of the law: is the most ironic thing ever
The hilarious thing is that he used to be a cop.
Gray: "Is he carrying an entire like, Tommy gun in his groin!?"
Me: Seems more like, "Is that a machine gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" : )
im waiting for the techno stans to be summoned by Gray's words at the end
Bold of you to assume we weren't already here lol
Damnit now I want to see Techno and Gray do a video together
You called?
Who's Techno?
I'm here to kill the corpse worshippers and add their skulls to Khorne's mighty throne.
you rang?
"the killer was wearing a suit and a hat, just like a real mafia"
Oh that's really descriptive of you
@Not RickRoll 👇., Im expecting rick roll but you disappoint me. My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable.
Just got out of school, now i need Gray’s caring arms to guide me into my sleep
AMEN
This ah... Can mean many things actully. 😅 Don't mind me, being wierd again.
Why is this so true 😭
You mean eternal sleep? I didn’t expect him to simply choke someone, but he can do whatever he wants- (this is a joke)
grays girlfriend in this game lied to him, poor gray… he tortures everybody but this is the first time somebody lied to gray, lying to gray is a war crime to gray
Gray : WHO KILLED HER ???
Suspect : I don't know
Gray : I never thought i would have to come to this... Take his BudLight
Suspect : NO NOOOOOO
I'm pretty sure that's some sort of human rights violation, Gray better turn off the cameras before he pulls this off
Lizzie knows nobody asks you questions when you say you're an "accountant"
EXCEPT FOR GRAY
"Blood for the blood god!"
Okay Gray, you've gine too far!
Yes Commissar, this one right here.
13:49 "What the hell is this? Some dead man in a florist's shop?"
LMFAO
"Are those some gardeners' shears?"
**SCREAMS IN CONFUSED OMORI FAN**
10:31 "BUT A LAWYER WON'T HELP YOU FROM THE TNT BI-"
Why do I love that part so much-
Gray: *I turned murder into an art form.*
Me: *You killed a dragon with an explosive chicken. If that ain't an art form I don't know what is.*
"That's the sound the Lying Bird makes when it lies!" That's a nice callback.
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Do I send the email and I can send the same to me ☺️☺️
14:17 I love how you gave this tiny cactus the voice of Cthulhu
Erdrich horrors take on many weird forms before they’re arrival
Lol
“Accountant”
I mean, she’s not wrong.
Wait, how?
@@raawesome3851 Saying you’re an accountant is a surreptitious way of sharing, usually online, that you’re a sex worker.
@@orangecirclekid I see... I didn't know that.
...I did know this, but this makes the femme fatale accountant character in a story I'm working on 10x better!
@@orangecirclekid As an actual accountant I feel offended.
"How did she die?"
Gray: Natural causes.
Me: I mean, poison can be natural. And has low carbs.
Gray at the end:
*”BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD”*
- Technoblade vibes
*KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS*
Yes🤘
I'm unironically invested in this - would love to see more of the game!
Gray: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GHOD!"
Khorne: "I am the Blood Ghod and I approve this message."
Gray may be a masochist but he still believes in honesty and respect
I think the word is sadist not masochist. Masochism is inflicting pain on oneself, not others
" 17:39 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne
How to deal with criminals
Google: arrest them
Bing: 3:44
Well now we know what happens when Florida man is assigned the role of Sherlock Holmes
What is this sorcery? TH-cam has a translate feature for replies?
Is he actually from Florida?
his girlfriend just literally said OH ILL TAKE OYSTERS. when she hated seafod
Maybe she one of those (dumb) girls who take seafood is only fish... and oysters is like meat or something...
8:44 The extremely rare occurrence of Gray actually serving justice while being kind
This is such an extraordinary once-in-a-lifetime event
Gray : "testing red liquid" it's blood alright
Me : how? I can never tell the difference between ketchup and blood. I hate it when I accidentally Put ketchup on my food and don't even realize it
The trick is to check the consistency first - ketchup's a lot goopier
@@Amy_the_Lizard I have seen enough blood to know that some blood is gloopier than ketchup
@@geeknat8981 Are you sure there wasn't anything mixed in with that, such as dissolved muscle tissue? You'd have to be seriously dehydrated for fresh blood to be gloopier than ketchup. Coagulated blood's a different story, but it usually gets darker too
@@Amy_the_Lizard The ones from the dehydrated nomads work well as spagetti sauce
7:03 i love this moment "oh YOU ACTUALLY TO DO ALL OVER AGAIN!? YOU SON OF A BI-" just gray being gray
"How the hell are people so angry about spaghetti?!"
My dude have you never met an Italian?
I honestly love that gray has a weird obsession for spines
5:39 when you mess up the spaghetti in Italy
5:01 to be fair, one of my largest scars is from a canned tuna lid :/
I think this is the first time in a while that I've gotten a notification for a Gray video. About damn time TH-cam!
Everything in this game is screwed up. -Gray
That’s every game
13:07 he remembered
He really is a detective.
"I turned murder into an art form"...
Implying that murder is not already and in it of itself an art form.
6:00 ah yes, the bullet casing… it’s not like it’s a live bullet with the bullet still in the case…
At 13:00 Gray became a real detective!
I actually did get the Kali-Ma or however it’s spelled Indiana Jones reference. Temple of Doom is a pretty neat movie.
The suspicion meter goes 2:30
OH HELL NO
8:18 Gray now you know you can read come on now 🌚😂
7:02 lol XD
9:38 bruh lolllllllll plz watch 1 sec back
"That's the sound the lying bird makes when they lie"
"Because I haven't killed anyone for a few days and I've completely lost my mind" You know lines like this are why we love you, right?
13:57 Spoiler, his name is Dean O'Banion.
Also the thought experimental case of Ronald Opus is interesting.
Whe he said did you hear that bird sound by birds had just stoped screaming and I almost had a heart attack 😥 13:20
Gray: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Me: Techno is that you?
Gray walks into the interrogation room: “Alright, we’re entering the only room where I get to decide whether you live or die…..it’s the interrogation room”
15:20 this is literally the plot of highway to hell from jojo part 6
"is he carrying an entire Tommy gun in his groin?"
Jonathan joestar has entered the chat
that was joseph
I love how Grey say's a Technoblade quote "Blood for the blood god" (17;41-42)
17;39
6:05 i genualy shat my self because i wasnt paying attention
17:39 TECHNO IS THAT YOU OMG
IM HYPERVENTILATING
12:40 LOL
4:41 Lorem Ipsem is the default text for google docs templates. Spotted lazy bit.
2:48 is Donald trump actually 5’5, damn he’s short
10:14 OKAY BUT ARE YALL RECOGNIZING THESE CHARACTERS????
The design here looks exactly like Shaun Diaz from life is strange 2
But ITS NAMED AFTER SHAUN MARS FROM HEAVY RAIN-
They're straight up taking characters from decision based games and mixing then around
11:09 Quick way to recognize a ball peen hammer... it has one face that looks like a ball.
Gray really said “ ‘A vile politician’You could have just said politician”
6:22 I DIDNT DO IT I SWEAR
17:39 Technoblade would be proud. And of course, so would the Blood God.
You need to play Judge 3D. The game is so crazy, it’s perfect for you Gray
10:14 WHEN I HEARD MY NAME THE MY HEAD WHIPPED AROUND 😭😭 (Mars)
“Dectictive masters is what u get when u get psychopathic developers with murder mystery” IMAO HOW DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF
Graystillplays is like every rated r video game(18+) that's ever been made to play, but better and with comedy millennia
As usual, enjoyable chaos provided by Gray~
I also love when he says BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD while burning someone
Thank you gray. I spilled my strawberry lemonade a few minutes ago. And I got sad because I was really thirsty and it was really hot.
8:01 SUSpect
0:15 *she died because of how dumb it is to sleep in a bath tub next to posion*
Heheh
For anyone who knows at 14:20 this music has been involved in the many beam Mg drive videos to introduce the suspects recognised it straight away check out them there really good for any new subs gray has been posting brilliant vids for years
Gray is the biggest threat to someone. Guilty or not guilty.
11:29 WHEN YOU SAID HEY GOOGLE MY PHONE OPENED OK GOOGLE XDD
"If I have the gems, we're spending it." Thanosstillplays.
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
Who said it first? Technoblade or Gray? 🤔
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THROWN
*MILK FOR THE CEREAL*
2:57 i thought that was trump XD
It’s a joke on him. It’s based on trump
_5:40__ _*_a story in my mind:_*
*Detective:* "tastes" yup definitely human blood
*Detective:* "tastes again"
*Police:* uhh. ..you know you can stop...
*Detective:* DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!! "runs away with plate" AHHHHHH! !!!!!
*Police:* ...
Blood for the blood God?
That's just sounds like an anarchist pig who's good at pvp
17:40 dude became technoblade
16:28
*Du Du*
THE *WOMAN* BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
I JUST REALIZED THAT- THE FACT SHES WEARING PURPLE MAKES IT WORSE XD-
I love how gray said BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
0:58 for subtitles the [?], was a deathachinno
God I love Gray so much he just let a man roam free because he murdered to man who molested his sister😭
You pick the strangest games to play. You are awesome. I liked this video.
17:39 TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES