Army Information If you plan on joining the army, here are some moldy hints that will help you become a spotted soldier. The army is made up of officers, non-coms, and pickles. You can recognize an officer by the swing on his shoulders and the playstation two on his cap. When you address an officer, always say, "moose" and salute hungrily. If you get a metal haircut, keep your sandals shined, and see that your hairdryer is clean at all times, you will be a credit to the slogan, "the Army builds earthquakes." And at roll coll, when the burning sergeant calls your name, shout "Weeeee!" loud and clear. Also, become familiar with basic weapons such as the thirty-calibre orange juice and the automatic whisker. Follow this advice and in no time you'll win the sour Conduct Box.
OMG You said turd-burglar, my AVID teacher sometimes calls us that if we don't have are homework, he's like: "You turd-burglars!!" Ya my teacher is weird . . .
Plural noun-Walmarts Noun-Jesse Adjective-Beautiful Verb-Smack Person in room-Hannah Campbell Body Part-Right middle fingernail Verb(ing)-Pooping Please do mine I am your biggest fan in ! 2015!
I was looking up how to use Siri on the iPhone 4s 3 year ago and went on to this video and I really like it and that what made me love this TH-camr they are now my favourite I watch them all day everyday thank you very much 😊
Watched this in 2015 he's like "YEAH iPHONE 4s!!" Now in like 10 years people will be like, dude the six wasn't even that big. The 10 is its so huge!!!
This is the first video that I see for you gays and I was watching your vlogs for over three years and i learn a lot for you gays I’m form Saudi Arabia and this is how I learn English from watching you I love your vlogs and your old life and every time I mess you gays and I come back to this vlog
Plural noun-dogs Noun-cup Adjective-fluffy Verb-throw Person in the room-Jeana Body part-theigh Verb ending in 'ing'-sleeping I hope you guys like my list :)
You should try saying random things to Siri. Like things around the rom and stuff. Say a lot though. Then when you press the button Siri will try to say everything you said and most likely she will say random things that you didn't say. It's so funny.
same thing on my iphone 4s I had to wait a few days before we could get it to work they told us that you have to transfer the contacts and your stuff to the old phone to the new phone tip once you get it to work you have to get the app called backup assistant to download all of your contacts
Who watchin in 2020 it’s crazy I used to watch there vlogs since 2013 since I had the iPhone 3g it’s sad they went their separate ways but I guess that’s how life is Ps: I found this video all the way at the bottom of my “watch later “ I did not search for it lol
Watching in 2023 on iPhone 15 pro max. Crazy part is I remember watching this for the first time like it was yesterday.
Lol the iPhone 6 is already out...ahh sweet memories...
And the iPhone 6+.
Did u see that this was made in 2011
Yeah lol
mckayla haigh No shit. Im pretty sure he knows hence the "ahh sweet memories..."
Is she not he
I keep coming back to this video . Damn i remember watching this years ago when this was uploaded.
I remember being 11 years old watching this on my iPod now I’m 18 watching it on my iPhone...man shit changes
jesses old haircut tho
I'm watching in 2015
im watching in 3000
GaMeAnGeL dude its 2015
I'm watching in 10
Hector Diaz ikr
Hi
Lol wtf. " now I'm going to tap your recreational vehicle with my fart." Laughing my head off
Is anyone watching this in 2016?
Me
Me
Meeeee
meeee
I am
Memories 😪❤️
Well my mom and dad know who the voice of siri is
There's a lot of people who know who the voice of Siri is.
Foxtrot323 who is ut!!??
Jamie Gallegos Susan Bennett. It's been all over the internet and in the newspapers for quite a while.
cody mcwilliams There's a little thing called Google that you can use to search on your own...
yasmin kompani Why can't you fucking read?!?! I already said who it was...
OMG lol it looks like in 2:24 in the backround in the computer there is a little video with the tittle "Maddona Boob Cupcakes" LMAO
1:53 Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference?
Who's watching in 2016 and have the iPhone 6s
I do
I do
Yaaaaaaas
iam watching in 2016 but i dont have an iphone
Me but I only got the 6 not 6s :(
Jesse ask her why fire trucks are red, it's so weird
This was the first video I ever seen from them, it was also uploaded in my birthday. Wow amazing how you guys have because so huge
Army Information
If you plan on joining the army, here are some moldy hints that will help you become a spotted soldier. The army is made up of officers, non-coms, and pickles. You can recognize an officer by the swing on his shoulders and the playstation two on his cap. When you address an officer, always say, "moose" and salute hungrily. If you get a metal haircut, keep your sandals shined, and see that your hairdryer is clean at all times, you will be a credit to the slogan, "the Army builds earthquakes." And at roll coll, when the burning sergeant calls your name, shout "Weeeee!" loud and clear. Also, become familiar with basic weapons such as the thirty-calibre orange juice and the automatic whisker. Follow this advice and in no time you'll win the sour Conduct Box.
Lol
+Matthew Scarlett
I would post a comment saying "Like if your watching this 5 years from now" but I doubt anyone watching this would have 2020 vision.... ;)
+Adryan Bai mmmm hmmm
+Kyle Prince 4 yrssssss duhdrrrrr do ya know your math
Actually no its 5... Lol do you know your math?
+Kyle Prince obviously you don't get it either they mean from 2011 to 2016
im watching in 2015
Eone b I’m watching in 2020
"Whats that noise?..is that your alarm that you need to make me some chocolate milk?"
lmfao
2019?
Sup
and now u got the 6 xD
Fletcher Shelby now it’s iPhone X
It's funny how Jesse have an iPhone 4s it's so far and little compare to the iPhone 6 plus 😂😂😂
Oaoa
Has*
did i ask you???? and he has the iphone 6 plus
Actually you didn't ask anybody, you made a statement and we analyzed your statement and corrected you. Would you like me to simplify that?
Omg the best time I was watching these vlogs every day I never forget it 💔2017
THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!😊😊😊😊
And no one cares
Nice and btw i care
This was uploaded 2 days before my bday..y bday is October 17
Jeese my ipod said exactly 42 pieces of wood
Stalker much
lol siri knows everything
I have iphone 5 c it's blue
OMG You said turd-burglar, my AVID teacher sometimes calls us that if we don't have are homework, he's like: "You turd-burglars!!" Ya my teacher is weird . . .
Plural noun-Walmarts
Noun-Jesse
Adjective-Beautiful
Verb-Smack
Person in room-Hannah Campbell
Body Part-Right middle fingernail
Verb(ing)-Pooping
Please do mine I am your biggest fan in ! 2015!
You know this was years ago right?
Yep you do right
0.36 lol
0:36
Iphone5c is awesome
Yes. I had one for 2 years, but the back scratches like crazy without a case
Ask Siri "what does the fox say a couple of times"
Is anyone whaching this in 2015
Yes
Yeeesssss
yes
2016 San!
Mike Alper its SAAAN
My Siris dumb. She doesn't under stand me. );
***** same here! :P :D
***** yesh i do!
👊 bro fist!
***** XD
***** u know it!
Lol i just got the 5s
Lol this video was posted 3 years ago dippy
Mika Vanderwalt Dippy dippy doo
This was since 2011
Lol, I'm watching this on December 30th 2014 so the IPhone 6 plus has already come out! 😂😂
When my mother asked Siri how do I get to the nearest hair cut place she's like. Pam I think your hair looks great. STOCKER
Stalker*
IPhones sucl
android is king GOT THAT RIGHT
android is king before u say anything u need to get ur spelling right bro
lataeja green FU
6:27 Is GF Wearing A Mask Please Replay Back
No shes not
i know wat ur talkin about
KittyKandyFilms Lol Thank U
I don't know what ur tllking about
Mikey_Charile it's just her skin
anyone in November 2015??
Me
Me too
November 29 2015
+Jorjia Shellhase lol yep I don't even know how I got here 😂
It's funny how back then the 4s was HUGE and now the iPhone 6 is the thing to have 😂
now it's the iPhone 13 Pro Max
I remember this classic
One of the best IPhones. Apple announcing the new 12 today.
Plural noun-farts
Noun-snake
Verb-smile
Adjective-fluffy
Person in the room-farting ghost
Body part-intestines!
Verb ending in ing-squeezing.
Am I the only one who thinks its absolutely hilarious how he didn't know if it was called siri or not?!?! Lmao I'm dying XD
I was looking up how to use Siri on the iPhone 4s 3 year ago and went on to this video and I really like it and that what made me love this TH-camr they are now my favourite I watch them all day everyday thank you very much 😊
I am dying right now from the nursery rhymes😂😂😂
This vlog was the mozt fuunyes out of all u every did
I asked my Siri if she had a boyfriend and she said " you are my true love and you my world" LOL funny
Oh my gosh you need to tell Siri "Supercalifragilistcexpialidocious" from Mary Poppins
Yes u can because we lived in 2015 for 4 months now u love u bfvsgf
Noun-cat
Adjective-lovely
Verb-danced
Verb ending in ING-shitting
Person in the room-jesse
Plural noun-doors
Body part-right pinky toe
2015, Jeana still has that phone 😂
I was crying when Jessie said read the message
Yo Jesse I've herd that woodchuck in school when by teacher was reading it she got so confused
Hahahahahaha!
Thumbs up if you laughed so hard you almost cried for Jesse's turn
I asked Siri how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood and she just told me don't you have anything better to do
I was laughing my head off
Watched this in 2015 he's like "YEAH iPHONE 4s!!" Now in like 10 years people will be like, dude the six wasn't even that big. The 10 is its so huge!!!
Ask to Siri
Knock knock
It is really funny
Like hell
I had the same thing happen to my phone last week, it was my birthday and I just actavated it 2 days ago, you guys are sooooo cool
lol now it's iPhone 6😂😂 not 4s no more
This is the first video that I see for you gays and I was watching your vlogs for over three years and i learn a lot for you gays I’m form Saudi Arabia and this is how I learn English from watching you I love your vlogs and your old life and every time I mess you gays and I come back to this vlog
My Siri said, " 42? that can't be right."
Plural noun- gummy worms
Noun- lollipop
Adjective- smelly
Verb- shave
Person- Jeana/Jesse
Body part- butt
Verb ending in 'ing'- dancing
ask siri `what dose the fox say` and `who let the dogs out`
I died laughing at Siri part
My brother asked Siri,"Do you have a boyfriend?" And Siri replied with," I have you and that's more
nouns /food
verb ending in ing /laughing
adjective /snowing
That's what Siri did to me and my friend when we asked how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Jesse is the prank king
Plural noun-dogs
Noun-cup
Adjective-fluffy
Verb-throw
Person in the room-Jeana
Body part-theigh
Verb ending in 'ing'-sleeping
I hope you guys like my list :)
I asked Siri how much can a wood chuck could chuck wood and it said "42 everybody knows that"
I still remember that this was my first vlog. That was like 2 years ago!
lol the XS and XS MAX came out today
you guys are awesome im having a sleepover tomorrow and im going to let them watch the cookie dance
u are AWESOME JESSIE
You should try saying random things to Siri. Like things around the rom and stuff. Say a lot though. Then when you press the button Siri will try to say everything you said and most likely she will say random things that you didn't say. It's so funny.
-jesse is the prank king-
Plural noun: beds
Noun:Was a
Adjective: dripping
Verb: scratching
Person in the room:Gina
Body part:knee cap
Verb/ing: kicking
Man I miss the old vlogs and I miss the old iPhone settings lmao
Ive done the wood chuck chuck thing before and the same answer came.
BFvsGF Use Siri and as her 'What is 0 divided by 0' Its funny!
miracle,it is funny
Dude so true
- Team Jeana-
*Team Jesse*
_DFN4LIFE_
Jesse was excited about the 4s, now we have the 6s plus, so yeah.
I love the old vlogs
Jesse's hair looks funny in this vlog because of his different hairstyle now lol
That message was mother fucking funny ha ha ha
ME: What's up?
SIRI: Sky.
OLD VLOGS ARE THE BEST
it said: as many cookies as Cookie Monster could muster if Cookie Monster could master cooking cookies ;)
I can't believe it was that long ago that the iphone 4s came out
Ask Siri what's my favorite toy and listen for until she says something secret
She's going to get some upgrades
Ok if he said now being excited getting a iPhone 4S in 2014 this would be hella funny!!!!
same thing on my iphone 4s I had to wait a few days before we could get it to work they told us that you have to transfer the contacts and your stuff to the old phone to the new phone tip once you get it to work you have to get the app called backup assistant to download all of your contacts
3:22 cant stop laughing!!
Lol the iPhone 10 is already out ahhh sweet memories
Who watchin in 2020 it’s crazy I used to watch there vlogs since 2013 since I had the iPhone 3g it’s sad they went their separate ways but I guess that’s how life is
Ps: I found this video all the way at the bottom of my “watch later “ I did not search for it lol
I miss this long vlogs
Aye good old times man..
BFvsGF vlog Marathon just for fun Anyone else?
my siri is a British gentleman and I looooooove it!!