DAVID CONFRONTS HIS SCAMSTER! | 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days

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  • @graceandglamor
    @graceandglamor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2345

    My dude you did NOT just say WISH ORDER BRUCE JENNER 😂

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I died at that and the unicycle doing 😂

    • @zen-ventures7235
      @zen-ventures7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Omg I was dying, with a toupee 😂😂😂😂

    • @LusciousCharmz
      @LusciousCharmz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @RustyVaperGameplay
      @RustyVaperGameplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The wish order bruce is caitlin... Totally not what you ordered.

    • @Dra3000
      @Dra3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That had me dead

  • @1984-d3g
    @1984-d3g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I NEVER GET SICK OF KERMIT FALLING OFF THE BUILDING...ITS SO FUNNY

  • @XxChooseYourFatexX
    @XxChooseYourFatexX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2028

    He’s been dating his MacBook air for 7 years 😂😂😭😭

    • @edenlittle8077
      @edenlittle8077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Longer than my last bf so sad 😅

    • @CFdoinggood
      @CFdoinggood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And you don’t want to touch the keyboard!!!!!

    • @DirtyLittleDevil100
      @DirtyLittleDevil100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XxChooseYourFatexX cut that out

    • @angelbell9357
      @angelbell9357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally!😂

    • @liv8196
      @liv8196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shit

  • @goodreverend2k1
    @goodreverend2k1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    He lives in Las Vegas. Tons of women there would be down to take his money.

    • @Farhan917
      @Farhan917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They are Americans that's the problem for him

    • @ninalumiere145
      @ninalumiere145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He complains of being alone but shoots for someone out of his league and old enough to be his daughter

    • @josefinebliss2801
      @josefinebliss2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@ninalumiere145 That's the problem with these people on the show. They wouldn't be single if they didn't have extremely unrealistic expectations.

    • @miguelmarquez6836
      @miguelmarquez6836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooo

    • @vegasgirl3538
      @vegasgirl3538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Every stripper in Vegas has probably taken out a restraining order on him for stalking.

  • @that1girllizzy
    @that1girllizzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    The “what the hell” gets me everytime 😂😂

    • @redlotusqueen
      @redlotusqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao me too!

    • @deborahdianeharrison5108
      @deborahdianeharrison5108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And also "bruh"!!

    • @da-vaz
      @da-vaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where is that even from? It kills me every single fucking time.

    • @kthename08
      @kthename08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Fallen Angel 😂 I love that one!

    • @attilathehunny486
      @attilathehunny486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Vazquez Charles Barkley on TNT

  • @sunnyday9253
    @sunnyday9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    Lana is just a model for the scamming company, she probably didn't even knew him until that moment. I saw a video of another dude who was scammed by this Russian dating app, the models are in it they receive money for the use of their image, while the others people talk to these sad lonely dudes and take all their money, sad but hey at 60 you should be smart enough to not fall for the bull😬

    • @cecicampirano7017
      @cecicampirano7017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      frr like how you gonna get played $100,000 😐

    • @helenabarnett1699
      @helenabarnett1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chris Ruiz I saw that vid too, it was funny af!!., esp the way Lana got so mad @ dude for tryna “scam” her.. did you notice how quickly she was tryna video chat dude & send him photos but David only got 2 stills of a video chat in 7yrs!!! What a GD fawking idiot David is!., Lana too. ..&Im sorry but to me Lana is 🤮, like NOT Good-Looking @ all, I just don’t 👀 it.. maybe it’s just me tho?!?..

    • @claregorman8900
      @claregorman8900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ain't that the truth

    • @acobra4174
      @acobra4174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True and the men who pay to chat with the women aren't actually talking to the woman they are actually talking to men who are employed by dating website to answer back

    • @zachlawson5238
      @zachlawson5238 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah she's real check another video dog

  • @Rochellelauren1
    @Rochellelauren1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    The kermit and "WTH" still have me laughing even after like 100 episodes🤣

    • @kthename08
      @kthename08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same 😂

    • @helenabarnett1699
      @helenabarnett1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same‼️

    • @TaiJ-Aird
      @TaiJ-Aird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I love that Kermit 🤣

    • @Namistradamus
      @Namistradamus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I look for this comment every video

    • @tatyanah.8596
      @tatyanah.8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love the slight 'oh my god' lol

  • @waltisajones176
    @waltisajones176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    She always looks so uncomfortable when he touches her

    • @sueryan4870
      @sueryan4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Every time he hugged her he hung onto her way too long along with the moaning. It was weird.

    • @waltisajones176
      @waltisajones176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      sue ryan and he moaned every time he hugged her. I cringed every time. He’s old enough to be her grandfather. She was just trying to get what she wanted out of him.

    • @imemiha854
      @imemiha854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He is moaning like a creep 😳🙄😵

    • @jasminemp3298
      @jasminemp3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hhmmmm hmmmhhhh. Lol thats the sound that haunts me. Lmfao

    • @jlang7705
      @jlang7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      $100,000 ?? This dude could have got back in the gym, bought a 1970 Chevelle SS 454 bitch, and had a lot of fun - what a douche - hey, if it was $5,000?? ok. No problem - you messed up - but $100,000 ?? seriously? unreal - man, if theres $100 dollars out there, I better see a vagina

  • @del5981
    @del5981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Honestly he's not a horrible looking man. Dude should've tried to find love in the area he was living in and not seeking out his fetish so much to deluding himself

    • @gggggggggg44100
      @gggggggggg44100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wait till the tell all and then you'll know how creepy old boy is.

    • @fedditpiccolo1642
      @fedditpiccolo1642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If he did that then he wouldn't be on the show TV exposure and$$$$

    • @priscillaaguilar786
      @priscillaaguilar786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It was so disgusting watching them meet. He was literally moaning and sounding like he was orgasming when they met up. He kept hugging her and moaning you could tell she was uncomfortable. 🤮🤢

    • @KenzerCrochets
      @KenzerCrochets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@priscillaaguilar786 they should have warmed people to get a puke bag before watching it, just saying lol!

    • @kitterglitter7777
      @kitterglitter7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agree or someone who isn't 30 years younger

  • @Rahsaun77
    @Rahsaun77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    “He has more faith in his imaginary girlfriend, than I do in myself” 😂 😂🤣🤣

  • @Ariarosesmommy
    @Ariarosesmommy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    Omg, David puts creepy to a whole new level!!!!! What is up with Las Vegas and the endless supply of cat weirdos.

    • @sarahb4104
      @sarahb4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I love cats. Would you be saying the same thing if he had dogs

    • @Gitanarosa
      @Gitanarosa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I am a cat weirdo and I don’t live in Las Vegas...yet

    • @Ariarosesmommy
      @Ariarosesmommy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sarah B I own a cat, but I don’t dress her up, act like she’s a child, or have elaborate cat trees all over my house. There is a difference between owning a cat and being a cat weirdo like Dusty David and Mama Boy Coltee.

    • @sarah.harasboucher5202
      @sarah.harasboucher5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @tiffany Watson I totally agree, he creeps me the F@@@ Out!! Who rides a freaking Unicycle and if they did why admit it!! 🤣 He probably has cats so he can brag to people that he gets P@ssy every night!
      I live in Vegas and there are a ton of weirdos and cats are the least crazy I’ve seen.

    • @omgwafflesdaisy
      @omgwafflesdaisy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly imagine trying to date someone here.... oh the horror

  • @valeriediaz82
    @valeriediaz82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    David “what we have is real”
    HE’S NEVER SEEN HER IN PERSON BEFORE!
    🙄🤣

  • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
    @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    That Charles Barkley "what the hell" never gets old lol. When someone says something dumb around me that lines plays in my head.

    • @AzuuWater
      @AzuuWater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      don't discriminate hate everyone equally HONESTLY

    • @blucky1250
      @blucky1250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’ve been saying it so much my 3 year grandson said it to his momma at dinner.

    • @KenzerCrochets
      @KenzerCrochets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@blucky1250 omg lol! 😂

    • @kitterglitter7777
      @kitterglitter7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same. Lol

    • @leahdrake4444
      @leahdrake4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣” what the hell” all deep like 😂😂😂😂

  • @image0987
    @image0987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Wait til David finds out, she had a cell phone this whole time. Remember, when she didnt show up at restaurant- he said there wasnt a way to reach her, she doesnt have phone. Lmaooooo

    • @kthename08
      @kthename08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You right 😂

  • @jaytb6458
    @jaytb6458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Spends 100k on a virtual girlfriend, wears a 100 dollar wig.

    • @codegirl2069
      @codegirl2069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's his real hair.

    • @CrazyforTrouble
      @CrazyforTrouble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And bought a cubic zirconia ring instead of a real diamond.

    • @cadavher
      @cadavher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hair plugs. Hes rich.

    • @byoun..
      @byoun.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sarahm9723
      @sarahm9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@codegirl2069 He doesn't even comb it, just pats it with his brush

  • @rntn7148
    @rntn7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I almost threw up when he kept saying “mmmm” and other noises when they were interviewing David when Lana finally “arrived”.

  • @izzla8934
    @izzla8934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    $100,000!?! ..... I'm in the wrong line of work

    • @karolinapupi19977
      @karolinapupi19977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well only over the span of 7 years!

    • @flavioa6351
      @flavioa6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Karolina Jarosz that’s 15k a year to chat with someone. Where do I sign up

    • @flor3801
      @flor3801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And that's made by chatting with 1 person only. She probably talks to several guys *big kaching*.

    • @SpecialAgent-zn1vv
      @SpecialAgent-zn1vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      IKR, so pissed at my guidance counselor 😂🤣😭

    • @karolinapupi19977
      @karolinapupi19977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@flavioa6351 true true, but use it as a side hustle not a full time job 😊

  • @MichaelJacksonzGlove
    @MichaelJacksonzGlove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    No one should feel bad for him.
    You see how rude he is to the translators, investigator and freind's Ukrainian wife because they're simply not telling him what he wants to hear. He's not a nice person. Ol 9.99 wig wearin' lookin' ass.

    • @amandaturner8928
      @amandaturner8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree, he's rude and an absolute idiot. These older guys going for young women deserve all they get, they always have to get "girlfriends" overseas because it would never happen in their own country. They are sickening.

  • @onedirectioninfection5756
    @onedirectioninfection5756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    someone on reddit found out that over the years he's talk to at least 100 "women" and been to ukraine 20+ times!! what the hell?

  • @mary-vb7fm
    @mary-vb7fm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    He does not have a girlfriend. He has an illusion. She is at least 40 yrs old. This man needs therapy

    • @MsAggie78
      @MsAggie78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's SIXTY.

  • @umak4726
    @umak4726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    “I though t SHE was AGGRESSIVELY interested in me”

    • @missmaddy
      @missmaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because that's always a good sign 😂

    • @JonLa89
      @JonLa89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Ohhh God!!!!!Ohhh Jesus!!!!!"

  • @4213forever
    @4213forever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I love when he says "I'm just sipping sauce"

  • @kayjohnson8516
    @kayjohnson8516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    At this point, i feel TLC found the real person in the pic, paid her to come on the show so delusional David wouldn't look so sad🤭🤭😏.......I mean come on 4 times she didn't show up but the 5th time she's running arms open 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @coryCuc
      @coryCuc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I bet that TLC knew who this person was even before filming. They do their homework. Truust me. I completely agree with you that they paid her a hefty sum to show up. Guarantee you of that. This woman will do anything for $$. And her excuse that she couldn't use the iphone he bought her because her nails were too long, yet in the episode and all the pictures we see her with short nails and she's even using the phone he bought her. This guy is delusional. I used to feel sorry for him at the beginning, but if you watch the Tell All, he's just a complete ass. He deserves every big of pain and misery that comes his way.

    • @kayjohnson8516
      @kayjohnson8516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@coryCuc ikr the pain is coming.......this season was a shit show yes between delusional dav to thumbokillumbo ed 😂😂😂😂😂😂I just can't nah

    • @bre5528
      @bre5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Seriously!....You know she got Compensated for Showing up. Sorry but he is creepy.

    • @vybenails6891
      @vybenails6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats exactly what im thinking

    • @cadavher
      @cadavher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think it's real, real as in he gave her the ultimatum. Meet him or hes done. She had to meet him to keep the cash flowing. Plus she lives in a war zone, if hes already given her 100k, she knows he has the money and means to get her to the safe USA. Once she is in the states and has his money she will find someone her age and leave him behind.

  • @Namistradamus
    @Namistradamus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The Kermit falling " OMG oh jeez" always gets me.

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bahahhahahahaha that part is so funny Lmaooooooo

  • @seancascanet3428
    @seancascanet3428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    $100,000? For just talkin to someone? Imma dude and im about to start my own slavic chick website and start catfishin simps...

    • @SoApStOnEd-fl9se
      @SoApStOnEd-fl9se 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Let's do it lol

    • @ladydede88
      @ladydede88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want in

    • @holasoyalejandro9822
      @holasoyalejandro9822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m in bruh

    • @barbjankowski3636
      @barbjankowski3636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me four. I will be the mama ringleader

    • @seancascanet3428
      @seancascanet3428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@SoApStOnEd-fl9se yall think im playin lol..deadass if this isnt illegal here in the states im bout to become Natasha a cockaslavic chick willing to chat to you while you pay me huge sums of money..gonna make a wish list too on amazon :)

  • @trapsoul4454
    @trapsoul4454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    At least he didn’t apply mayonnaise on his hair.

    • @chrisjones1931
      @chrisjones1931 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, just glue and double sided tape to keep it on! bad wig

    • @credendovides20
      @credendovides20 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Izzy Martinez It does help a lot for many hair types... Not Ed's ones though.
      They look already greasy af by themselves.

  • @m00n_d0ll
    @m00n_d0ll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Watching him look for her made me uncomfortable AF

  • @kristenh978
    @kristenh978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Can we at least take a second to recognize he is kinda living his best life. He's a 60 yr old man who looks healthy and has huge self confidence not afraid to rock a toupee who rides a unicycle and enjoys his cats not to mention has the money to pay for these chat sites, trips etc. Let the man live, let the man live! 😂

    • @shayj5124
      @shayj5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gotta give you props. Totally accurate 😜

    • @Ghidorah96
      @Ghidorah96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Accurate save for the part where he dumps money into a hole.

    • @synaesthesia4183
      @synaesthesia4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wish I could see it that way. What I see us a man who is horribly and deeply addicted to his own fantasies. He's a junkie. He has no control over his life whatsoever because he relies solely on the idea of "Lana" to fuel him with self-esteem etc. He's not doing what he wants at all, because what he wants is unattainable. He wants to control Lana and lure her into a relationship in real life. His unwillingness to accept she doesn't feel the same (or even like him) is akin to an addict in denial. If he can't play the tape in his head anymore, he's terrified because he has nothing else.

    • @ChristafuhM
      @ChristafuhM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guys high off his ass

    • @jpg1392
      @jpg1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shoot. I’d date him. If the brother can hook it up with a decent life, I’d date him.. why not. His perseverance and confidence in his perceived relationship makes him kind of... unique. Kind of hard to find that level of devotion these days🥴

  • @feathersblu
    @feathersblu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Would have bet money that she wasn't real. Hell still dont.

    • @fyourfeelings6830
      @fyourfeelings6830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That meeting was the cringest thing i have ever seen and not really that cute

    • @oliverxhmll
      @oliverxhmll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah they pay models to take pics of them and chat with these foolish old men on paid chats. Even if she showed up it wasn't her chatting w him

    • @JayneTenn
      @JayneTenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm still not convince, the face shapes don't look the same to t me.

    • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
      @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah what happened at the end?
      I feel like whoever that women is she's been brought in to scam more money out of him, but we shall see 🤷‍♂️

    • @feathersblu
      @feathersblu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 ya i feel like the scammers were getting scared because of the camera crew and were afraid that they'd get cought.

  • @dunkinnatalie
    @dunkinnatalie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    IS THAT GROWN MAN REALLY USING AXE SPRAY?!

    • @April-xq4ll
      @April-xq4ll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey I like the smell of Axe spray. lol!

    • @Saw-Mc
      @Saw-Mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lynx affect

    • @Vhlathanosh
      @Vhlathanosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @dianaguerra2797
    @dianaguerra2797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Sauceoholic is all we need in quarantine

  • @I_NoahGuy
    @I_NoahGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    David and Yolanda should get together. They're both so damn delusional it'd be perfect.

    • @christinabrown6442
      @christinabrown6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yas! Match made in delusional heaven 💯😂

    • @ST-yc7uj
      @ST-yc7uj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are both good looking , and are aging gracefully, they are gentle,kind -hearted..really, they would make a really good couple, at least on the outside.

    • @Pandariini.
      @Pandariini. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And they both lived in Vegas!

  • @LateNiteBreaks
    @LateNiteBreaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    David has been to the Ukraine, not once, not twice not thrice but 3 times...
    Uhhh thrice means 3 still doesn't it lol 😂 🤣 😂

    • @LateNiteBreaks
      @LateNiteBreaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I got a like from SAUCEOHOLIC, my life is complete!

    • @Stargirlbeck
      @Stargirlbeck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LateNiteBreaks since the latest episode, make that 5x now

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was about to comment the same thing!

  • @yaya804
    @yaya804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Omg your channel is GOLD! the quickness of the witty jokes combined with the animation makes me wanna watch ALL of your 90DF videos...a lot of other channels just gossip and state the obvious but your personality and the way you speak is a true selling point!! Keep it up mane!! Proud of you! 💞

  • @envy.2228
    @envy.2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    a wish order Bruce Jenner
    - SAUCEOHOLIC

  • @aneta5196
    @aneta5196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He’s bathroom prepping like Darcy 🤡🤣

  • @leenycallahankhan6966
    @leenycallahankhan6966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "I'm not leaving Ukraine without seeing her." So dude lives there now?

    • @SharkVaderYT
      @SharkVaderYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably applied for a visa and stayed there

    • @lateshagreen6533
      @lateshagreen6533 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leeny Callahan Khan lol

    • @Annasea666
      @Annasea666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No he actually did meet her. No spoiler alerts but it didn't exactly work out

    • @SharkVaderYT
      @SharkVaderYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anna KW ik

  • @thomassaba1943
    @thomassaba1943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “First impression is important” Well the first 3 impressions of Lana being a no show must mean nothing to him smh

    • @joey69d
      @joey69d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The thirst!

  • @imanik.jackson5775
    @imanik.jackson5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I've been watching him since the beginning and I'm proud of how far his editing skills have come!

  • @stephanieclark1487
    @stephanieclark1487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He’s been messing with these scammers from that areas over 20 years he said at someone. Man gonna die alone if he doesn’t get real.

  • @CodeNameBoomy
    @CodeNameBoomy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    He's not even ugly, he could have his pick of women his age near him, but he prefers chasing delusions, smh.

    • @fiorellasanoni1458
      @fiorellasanoni1458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like every older man who wants a young bimbo

    • @playersloucoss
      @playersloucoss ปีที่แล้ว

      Even a 45-year-old woman is too young for him. He needs to understand he grew old and find someone age appropriate

  • @jennylovesjoe1224
    @jennylovesjoe1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    *My dude Sauce said: "Imagine looking out the window and you see a Wish order Bruce Jenner on a unicycle, wearing a toupe!* 😂😂😂
    *Damn I love you Sauce!!* 😘😍 *Thank you for your videos always but, especially for keeping me entertained during this CoronaVirus apocalyptic lockdown! 😬 I hope that you and your loved ones stay safe and well! Much love from New York!* 😘❤

    • @amandaturner8928
      @amandaturner8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 a toupee on a unicycle!

  • @azorahaze
    @azorahaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "He👏 don't👏 give👏 no 👏flippin avocaaaaados" 🤣🤣. Im stealing that thanks Sauce❤❤

  • @cheryljoseph1377
    @cheryljoseph1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "Even when I was 5 years old"
    *wut the hell*

    • @rosiepestel7836
      @rosiepestel7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know so funny...

    • @DeezNuts-jh1hh
      @DeezNuts-jh1hh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Any link to the OG meme video?

    • @cheryljoseph1377
      @cheryljoseph1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeezNuts-jh1hh nah I've tried to find it too! D:

    • @da-vaz
      @da-vaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      David L th-cam.com/video/eTqCSkisHIo/w-d-xo.html

  • @donesy125
    @donesy125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Was waiting for a “It’s okay... it’s just a birthday” 😅

  • @djkayess
    @djkayess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    That is the most gullible man I ever seen in my whole life.

    • @redlotusqueen
      @redlotusqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guess you haven't watched Caesar from 90 Day Fiance

    • @djkayess
      @djkayess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@redlotusqueen Oh i have. But you really think Caesar is worse than this guy?

    • @djkayess
      @djkayess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For all we know this could be Caesars cousin.

    • @KenzerCrochets
      @KenzerCrochets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that is saying a lot with all 90 day fiancee episodes! But it is so true!

  • @joerogers2293
    @joerogers2293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    90 day fiance has got to be the most ridiculous show ive seen and i love it

  • @Zeru.
    @Zeru. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    "Slavic accent" .... *shows cartoon with fake russian accent*
    Ok then.

    • @v.r.m.891
      @v.r.m.891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had to lol at that

    • @artisticagi
      @artisticagi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Isn’t Russia of the Slavic culture like how Norway is of Scandanivian culture?

    • @Zeru.
      @Zeru. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It is Slavic yes...but there are another 9 more or so countries that are Slavic and trust me most of us don't have such accents. It's because Ukranian, Russian and Belarussian are eastern Slavs and their language group is different. These languages focus a lot on accents and stress in words, that's why their accents are much stronger and can't get rid of them that easily. So he's basically generalising and could be considered racist :D I don't really care that much I just found it funny (1st comment) but I wanted to also explain it to you (this one) :)

    • @v.r.m.891
      @v.r.m.891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zeru. 👍🏾

    • @AnnaFresa1
      @AnnaFresa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Russian is a language of slavic language family. So yes, in short David is right.

  • @persephone2706
    @persephone2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm dying knowing how the dudes actually talking to him on the website under her identity had to do backflips to get her to actually meet the dude in person.

  • @kjk5782
    @kjk5782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “Just always did something for me, even at 5 years old.” *what the hell* ...😂 gets me every time

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Buddy showed up dressed like the Punisher at the end. She must’ve got scared for her homeland.

  • @LeolaGlamour
    @LeolaGlamour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Any sane normal person would think it’s strange a woman would be okay with an internet relationship for 7 years. Like women like attention, affection, freaky shit.

    • @kerriannmatitsaroundalday2994
      @kerriannmatitsaroundalday2994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Shabazzrgt007 Bazz she's up to 15 now lol

    • @persistentlydriven9390
      @persistentlydriven9390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “ freaky shit “ 🗣🗣🤣🤣

    • @Mariemarie-uw7id
      @Mariemarie-uw7id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha I met this american guy here on you tube and I’m from northern europe within 4 months I flew to see him. Finally then went into a real relationship lol

    • @kerriannmatitsaroundalday2994
      @kerriannmatitsaroundalday2994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mariemarie-uw7id that's awesome. I hope it works out for you ❤❤❤

    • @LeolaGlamour
      @LeolaGlamour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marie marie
      See normal

  • @KandyKas
    @KandyKas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!" 💀

  • @countrygirlokla
    @countrygirlokla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Everytime he hugged her and said mmmmmm.... i threw up in my mouth alil 🤢 lol suuuuper creep vibes

    • @sakurakitsune6947
      @sakurakitsune6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Country Girl that was really embarrassing 😄😄😄😄

    • @priscillaaguilar786
      @priscillaaguilar786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes!!! It was so nauseating he sounded like he was climaxing on her. 🤮🤢

    • @amandaturner8928
      @amandaturner8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Revolting😲😲😲

    • @cnb1243
      @cnb1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I swear something is very off about him.

  • @thechanges2327
    @thechanges2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think this is the most I've heard "What the hell" and it applies. Love ya Sauce!

  • @Gingerlocks-nj
    @Gingerlocks-nj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    It’s been a while... we missed you

  • @achelley
    @achelley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “How would you know Dave? How would you know?!” 🤣🤣🤣 man I have missed this channel. I’ve watched since the beginning and your production and editing just keeps getting better and better

  • @regcla6667
    @regcla6667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I wish I was THAT confident that I'm such a great human being that I'd think someone would be "aggressively" interested in me and won't ever consider it too good to be true 😭
    - And 2Pm again and again??? THE NOSTALGIA

    • @KenzerCrochets
      @KenzerCrochets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same girl!

    • @chessissi8358
      @chessissi8358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2pm? Did I miss something lol
      Edit: NVM I SAW IT LOL

    • @regcla6667
      @regcla6667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chessissi8358 there was one other episode where he dropped wonder girls nobody , it's awesome to hear some good old-school kpop!!

  • @melliebw3248
    @melliebw3248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't understand individuals like him...what the hell makes him think a woman who looks like her would be genuinely interested in him??

  • @youuuLIKEit
    @youuuLIKEit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’m glad we’re having a conversation about this man because he makes me so uncomfortable

  • @6David6
    @6David6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I literally died when this man sprayed AXE on himself... he really claims to be rich but idk yo

    • @jadabrown6404
      @jadabrown6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You don't become rich if you spend a lot of money ,you become rich by saving it

    • @zeldie2375
      @zeldie2375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jadabrown6404 rich people are also really frugal with their money sometimes for no reason. It’s really weird

    • @jadabrown6404
      @jadabrown6404 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zeldie2375 ok

  • @aelialoves2judge90dayfianc8
    @aelialoves2judge90dayfianc8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Please for the love of God post more often! Post every day! We'll send money! I get the feeling this is not your main gig and that you are not a clout chaser, damn it. Wish you were thirsty so you would pop up every day in my notifications. You are the Recap King.

  • @jacintafwambah8629
    @jacintafwambah8629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    There ain't no notification like a sauce notification

  • @SquidRain
    @SquidRain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “not once, not twice, not thrice, but three times!” ummm lol

  • @nasrrr2354
    @nasrrr2354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    50 year old: are we boy friend girlfriend

  • @Cissy2cute
    @Cissy2cute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So at a young age David falls in love with cartoon Natasha or rather, her accent. Too bad he never learned that her voice was done by the very talented June Fornay, a voice actress who just passed away at the age of 99. Even though successful in his career, David still remains very immature.

  • @catherinekhan48
    @catherinekhan48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I clicked on this as fast as I could when I saw the notification 😁

  • @marshapple
    @marshapple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    TLC paid her to show up so they can get more views. It's a win-win situation. Well....for most parties involved

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She gets cash, he meets her, lol

    • @virgog.houston3511
      @virgog.houston3511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I kept saying that TLC paid her to show up for him so she can ghost later on and take more money outta his pockets for simping. 🤣

  • @flvlma
    @flvlma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    LMAOOO bro lana must’ve been laughin rewatching the show like “I did dett💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽” 😩😩

  • @ashyj7511
    @ashyj7511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this commentary, I'm fucking deceased 🤣🤣

  • @phoenixluna4137
    @phoenixluna4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That "What the Hell" never gets old. 😁😅👍💕💕

  • @DaveDepilot-KFRG
    @DaveDepilot-KFRG ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "this place looks worse than Detroit"... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VillainIsLemony
    @VillainIsLemony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Mothra The Cat is the real hero of this story.

  • @denao2148
    @denao2148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol @ his tone when reading his email; "Lana i am devastated, i want you so much. Do you want to be married to me"
    😂😂

  • @Cat_Corporate
    @Cat_Corporate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    It’s easy to get a green card these days
    Trump: Not in my watch.

  • @darshilparmar7016
    @darshilparmar7016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I thought this was 90 days fiance and not 90 days fugitive hunting.

  • @mdouglasinc
    @mdouglasinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Needs more "what the hell" 🤣

  • @CasualCajun29
    @CasualCajun29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The unicycle animation with the music and the Elmo “what the f man!?” Got me both weak😂

  • @KassieFrass
    @KassieFrass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "What the Hell" will never not be funny!! lol

  • @marcinrosol4765
    @marcinrosol4765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lana's affection towards him is just as authentic as his hairline .lol

  • @Steak_frites
    @Steak_frites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Uh unh! I'm salty because you didn't say "What's up, squaddy?"

  • @sarahd8674
    @sarahd8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol that voice “ what the hell.” Cracks me up all the time!

  • @rockybeegaming
    @rockybeegaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    A Sauce video on my birthday? Today is a good day 😊

  • @anastasiiabobeshko
    @anastasiiabobeshko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not all Ukrainians are scammers wanted to get a green card. And yes, David has most definitely been scammed by the “dating agency”.
    Also, Pavlohrad was not in a war zone by the way. And honestly, producers did him dirty by making him going around sketchy houses.

  • @missleo2003
    @missleo2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I don't know who is creeper
    *No neck Ed
    *Or this guy..lol

    • @helenabarnett1699
      @helenabarnett1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t forget Mark from Season 3 (regular 90Day) with Nikki, the 19y/o from the Philippines that he wouldn’t let touch his windows & tried to sue TLC for making him 👀 bad... & also gotta include Eric’s nasty ass, kicking his own daughter out of HER apt for nasty ass bratty ass Lieda.

  • @koisneurotypical
    @koisneurotypical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "This place looks worst than Detroit..." BAAWHAAAA! Pure gold, Sauce!

  • @ashleym6552
    @ashleym6552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    LMAO "essentially dating his MacBook air for 7 years" 🤣🤣

  • @maxdavidson5050
    @maxdavidson5050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you so much for going back to your old platform!!! More animation and less of you sitting there talking. The last three episodes have been like the originals, amazing! Keep up the great work. I love watching your channel

  • @ShangaziPanda
    @ShangaziPanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The fact they’ve been “dating” for 7-ish years....
    I wonder if he wrote in or someone did for him.

  • @ValisFan3
    @ValisFan3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was hilarious. David goes up to a random door and asks for Lana and they guy just looks at him and says "No, I'm Anatoliy."

  • @alinamiamia
    @alinamiamia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "not thrice, but three times" :D

    • @laurieparis2203
      @laurieparis2203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's called Socratic Humor. He's checking to see if you're really listening. 😊

  • @queenleigha4867
    @queenleigha4867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol this was well needed I’m a essential worker so these sauce moments make it all worth it ... thanks bro 🥑🥑🔥🔥🔥

  • @TheFour20boo
    @TheFour20boo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    And just like that.......SAUCE SAVES THE DAY!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @madmarchie94
    @madmarchie94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god the addition of "Again and Again" by 2pm made this 100% more relatable

  • @ydbetan
    @ydbetan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lmao the what the hell” gets me every time 🤣😂

  • @SheSoSleepy
    @SheSoSleepy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    IMAGINE, paying money for a private investigator and then... telling them they’re wrong... sir, where is your common sense.

  • @deajonez90sbaby
    @deajonez90sbaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    @SAUCEOHOLIC DON'T LEAVE US TOO LONG AGAIN 😭 😭 😂

  • @nayelisotoc2836
    @nayelisotoc2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I give the dude props for not giving up lmaooo

  • @brittttany
    @brittttany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    ayyyyy never clicked so fast!
    Hope you're staying healthy & happy!