SCP-5962 - One Night at McDonalds

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  • SCP 5962 is a Euclid Class anomaly also known as One Night at McDonalds.
    SCP-5962 is an obese humanoid resembling the McDonald's fast-food mascot known as "Ronald McDonald".
    Despite its humanoid appearance, SCP5962 is genetically identical to cows (Bos taurus). It lacks numerous internal organs, and instead have 27 interconnected stomachs of varying sizes that serve no biological function.
    SCP-5962 will unhinge its jaw before producing packaged items from the McDonald's menu from out of its mouth. The items appear ordinary but upon closer inspection they comprise entirely of human biological matter.
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  • @user-kf1pk8ds1o
    @user-kf1pk8ds1o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    "You fear no monster,but that scares you"
    Everyone's making their version of this quote

    • @lambovich
      @lambovich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The Heavy is SCP Explained - Stories & Animation

    • @goingblargh
      @goingblargh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      _I fear no man, but that thing…_
      *(Insert SCP-Designation here)*
      _It scares me…_

    • @mythicalrave
      @mythicalrave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GeneralUhOh What

    • @RealYelmut
      @RealYelmut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GeneralUhOh Why would you misspell something just to type about the misspelling in the comment. What were you even trying to say, that the tf2 meet the pyro heavy line is bad humor? Sure you may have an opinion but if you’re going to not make sense at all then why say anything in the first place. You are clearly not making any cents.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GeneralUhOh
      They’re literally just quoting what was said on 1:54

  • @treehugger0241
    @treehugger0241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    "Let's be honest with ourselves: We'll probably still eat it."
    Too real. One time my classmates and I were shown a video on how hotdogs were made. Everyone was grossed out while I was wishing it was Double Dog Day in the cafeteria.

    • @droleksei2219
      @droleksei2219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same bro am Mac Donald’s fanboy x100000000000

    • @commentingaccount556
      @commentingaccount556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I don't care if fast food slowly kills me, depression would destroy me faster

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here. But I have a really f^cked up childhood story that led me to being a jaded eater so I'll just drop it with... same here.

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao I saw that too and it barely affected me.

    • @boobehry
      @boobehry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That video where this guy shows what's in chicken nuggets, then asks the kids who would still eat them, then they all raise their hands.

  • @wildcard556
    @wildcard556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    My wife: “did you know there was a whole lot of people who thought the SCPs were real?”
    Me: “What amnestics have you taken today?”

    • @annexamv2776
      @annexamv2776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Class A, probably?!

    • @BraziLe0
      @BraziLe0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      maybe 939 gas I forgot the name ik what happens

    • @annexamv2776
      @annexamv2776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BraziLe0 lol

    • @TrueLadyEvilChan
      @TrueLadyEvilChan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SCP 3000

    • @Thetoucanman918
      @Thetoucanman918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *laughs in infohazards*

  • @ThePsychoGamer
    @ThePsychoGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    "The coffee was made from liquefied human feces"
    Isn't that just normal McDonalds coffee.

    • @greenshinigami5566
      @greenshinigami5566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yep and the mayonnaise was semen,standard mcdonald ingredients

    • @DKQuagmire
      @DKQuagmire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@greenshinigami5566 reminds me of the food critic episode of south park, where all the restaurant workers start putting their sperm into the burgers meant for the food critics!

    • @anonymousanonymous9587
      @anonymousanonymous9587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA*

    • @jk09345568
      @jk09345568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No.

    • @sgpro819
      @sgpro819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No that's the expensive stuff. Too expensive for McDonald's. Look up cat poop coffee.

  • @dragonflamegaming1913
    @dragonflamegaming1913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    "The food and drinks that SCP-5962 vomits out are made from humans."
    The guy that ordered extra mayo on his burger:👁👄👁

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "Fast food is popular because it's convenient, it's cheap, and it tastes good. But the real cost of eating fast food never appears on the menu" - Ronald McDonald

    • @NotEzn
      @NotEzn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I do not believe Ronald McDonald said that but alr

    • @somerobloxdude3699
      @somerobloxdude3699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @loyalty i gladly thank you for the useful fact anti guy from paper mario from Nintendo 64 for the very interesting and nice tip on substances for consumption that is quickly cooked

    • @th3grav3mak3rgaming8
      @th3grav3mak3rgaming8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure it tastes “Good”

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not even cheap anymore. Can't even get a burger, fries and drink for less than $20. Eating fast food regularly is only for the financially well-off nowadays. Thanks, inflation and government fiscal mismanagement!
      But hey, if the cost means people eat less of the albeit delicious crap, then at least it's not all bad.

    • @Zurround
      @Zurround ปีที่แล้ว

      It does not taste good to me if its shit. I will never eat McDonalds food.

  • @CaptainNucleus
    @CaptainNucleus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    0:24 Even though it's just a minor bit, but the idea of a fridge thief who works at a facility where anybody could die at any time is just downright diabolical

    • @zmaster1056
      @zmaster1056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More evil than the scarlet king himself

    • @allenwright4863
      @allenwright4863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn’t even think about it like this lol

  • @JoacinoDaGona
    @JoacinoDaGona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This anomaly has a lot in common with Gorefield, mostly in terms of brand association. If I were an SCP Researcher, I would try to work that angle.

  • @theduckcrusader2019
    @theduckcrusader2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    This is living proof that people can think up literally anything and make it good.

  • @Klockorino
    @Klockorino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I'm so appreciative that the Meet the Pyro, as well as TF2 in general, still makes appearances in other mediums, even if it's just the quotes

    • @braindent6464
      @braindent6464 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its surprisingly prolific on the internet

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The quote for anyone wondering is something like "I fear no man but that thing it scares me."

  • @casualrage8420
    @casualrage8420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Fun fact: Ronald was phased out because he was stolen from another place, the whole gang was more or less as well. So once they were sued they had to get rid of them all and do something else

    • @iamlorddems3859
      @iamlorddems3859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      From where

    • @menotyou1874
      @menotyou1874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not even close to being the truth

    • @lawrencelopez9839
      @lawrencelopez9839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought it was because of the creepy clown attacks back in 2016 and the IT movie

    • @lawrencelopez9839
      @lawrencelopez9839 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vixen Lunastra pretty sure ronald was still used around mid 2010s. A google search also shows he was phased out at 2016

  • @Valigarmanda
    @Valigarmanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I find it funny that Clef is just there, in a McDonald's.
    Then again, it's a totally Clef thing to do.

    • @OfficiallyUnofficialOfficial
      @OfficiallyUnofficialOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Now imagine Dr. Jack Bright.
      CHAINSAW CANNONS
      AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @mycure0498
      @mycure0498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dr. Clef, you mind telling me what you’re doing at McDonald’s?

    • @BraziLe0
      @BraziLe0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      betcha you cant catch me im a loose scp that nobody knows off

    • @13matjim
      @13matjim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mycure0498 sir finishing this Big Mac

  • @Bleats_Sinodai
    @Bleats_Sinodai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:55 "You fear no monster, but that, thing, it scares you."
    Nice "Meet the Pyro" reference!

    • @xvi2383
      @xvi2383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for pointing that out dude, I’m so glad you did!!

    • @Bleats_Sinodai
      @Bleats_Sinodai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xvi2383 thank you for thanking me for pointing it out 😊

  • @MrBlackMysterious
    @MrBlackMysterious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Back in kindergarten we once had a show where Ronald McDonald visited us.
    He showd us magical tricks like putting a regular sized straw into one of those paper bags and pulling out a 4 meter long and 3 1/2 inches wide straw out of it.
    After seeing this, I wonder what else has been in his bag :D

  • @justafurry8498
    @justafurry8498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I love that the scp foundation is supposed to be secretive but in these everyone runs around with the scp logo on their shoulders

    • @peterjf7723
      @peterjf7723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A bit like how in Torchwood the people working in the secret base hidden deep under Cardiff regularly ordered pizza from a local pizza shop.

  • @blitzwolfer4154
    @blitzwolfer4154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I remember an SCP tale or something related to this SCP, where the food made from human organic matter is basically another dimension very similar to the main SCP universe, and the people there are killed and turned into the food by a Ronald McDonald entity. That would explain why they found DNA of exact people still alive and fine in the main SCP universe.

    • @nicholaslau2818
      @nicholaslau2818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah. NewScapePro did a video on that on their own SCP Animation channel. For those of you who aren’t aware, this tale would explain that SCP-5962 is actually the portal to our universe from a monstrously tall version of Ronald McDonald, which took over another world that was exactly identical to our. It turned the sky yellow, and began eating people whole, digesting them with its 27 stomachs, each one for the standard types of food served. Ronald now roams this wasteland, looking for survivors to feed on, exclusively humans, and personably I theorise he will come for our world next if that other one runs out of meat. Both food generators Ronald McDonald and Big Charlie are eldritch abominations formed from the greed of humanity. Speaking of Ronald, check out SCP-4486, a tulpa manifesting as Ronald McDonald, who started as something a bit more violent due to general awareness and occasional fear of him. As a result, the RMHC was created to pacify the beast. A beast that exists in cognition to this day.

    • @nicholaslau2818
      @nicholaslau2818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @DripSupply Nup.

    • @J2099
      @J2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SCP Animated also made a video on that 5962 tale

    • @nicholaslau2818
      @nicholaslau2818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want them to do a video on SCP-4052. Sandwich Police. Or maybe *SCP-4494*.
      Edit: Did I do the bold thing right?

  • @XenoxVanity
    @XenoxVanity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I fear no man....but that...thing....it scares me"
    - words from a fellow Heavy

  • @TheCosmicFreeway
    @TheCosmicFreeway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Thinking about how many peopled kicked it, eating McDs, isn't surprising...

  • @ZR-cj2fm
    @ZR-cj2fm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    As someone who works the night shift at McDonald's I can confirm this is all true

  • @AuRoaraAnimations
    @AuRoaraAnimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    its funny how the food
    is made out of human and is yet
    better than the slaughter house idea

    • @zEr-ne5ri
      @zEr-ne5ri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PETA much?

    • @TwiliPaladin
      @TwiliPaladin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn, imagine valuing animal lives more than human lives

    • @liangonzalez523
      @liangonzalez523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TwiliPaladin bruh literally no humans are harmed by scp 5962

    • @TwiliPaladin
      @TwiliPaladin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@liangonzalez523 I know that now. I admit that I hadn’t gotten to that part of the video when I made that reply, and actually went back to delete it out of embarrassment. Probably better that I leave it though.

    • @notavailablenotavailable4764
      @notavailablenotavailable4764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TwiliPaladin well I do for some animals

  • @Zezlemetkun
    @Zezlemetkun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'll never forget my tuna sandwich and I'll never forgive the administrator

  • @galvendorondo
    @galvendorondo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'd like to think there are insiders in certain fast food chains from the Foundation which would allow them to literally have an outlet of sorts open in one of their sites. Like, imagine a Starbucks at a containment site, or so many more.

  • @marioallstarrr
    @marioallstarrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Only an SCP agent would order a coffee with a burger.

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or someone that also works an around-the-clock job, like a doctor or cop.

  • @hanpolo2727
    @hanpolo2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Clearly this author got bad service at a McDonalds and decided to get his own back lol.

  • @BreadApologist
    @BreadApologist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Wow im impressed, finally some scps that are useful and mostly benign. Not just more violent gore murder demons.

    • @6210classick
      @6210classick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya should really read this SCP report on the SCP Wiki

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a portal to a murder demon and heavily implied to be a juvenile version.

  • @echo-048
    @echo-048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a former McDonald’s employee I can say that all of this is 100% true.

    • @rockbott0m47
      @rockbott0m47 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emphasize the former

  • @ruy_u
    @ruy_u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    how to solve this lunch break issue:
    bring food and keep it in the car.
    if it needs cooling keep it above an ice pack that you refreeze when you head back home.
    i cant believe an scp scientist cant even have logical thinking.

  • @doctorforesight1480
    @doctorforesight1480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Well, now that even tops Gorefield. Weirdest SCP I've ever heard of.

  • @savvythedivineyethuggable7493
    @savvythedivineyethuggable7493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Okay, that Big Charlie part is sort of making me a tad upset. Big Charlie is a work by Canadian freelance horror artist Trevor Hinderson. The author even had a little paragraph about how they asked Trevor for permission to make the SCP article, and gave credit to him of course.

    • @GDSK09
      @GDSK09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fortunately, big charlie is the ONLY T.H. monster allowed in the scp universe

    • @logologo732
      @logologo732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Big Charlie freaks me out......🤢

    • @sbeveloaf1120
      @sbeveloaf1120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd have to say that canonically I feel like Trevor might have been a part of the GOC if they wanted to fit his works in.

    • @logologo732
      @logologo732 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sbeveloaf1120 he could probably make more if he wanted to. His work is strange yet interesting

    • @zEr-ne5ri
      @zEr-ne5ri 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh come on big Charlie it’s a lot cuter when compared to a lot of the other things in the foundations containment.

  • @GottaSwoop
    @GottaSwoop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This isn’t all that bad, even with the ingredients in mind, as long as no one is killed and the food tastes and has the same affects as normal McDonald’s food, I wouldn’t hesitate eating stuff from him tbh.

    • @974cerebrate
      @974cerebrate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This vidéo only tells you half of the story

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 ปีที่แล้ว

      The McDonald’s creature leads to an alternate reality where humanity is stalked by a McDonald’s demon and when eaten are barfed up by this thing and is heavily implied that this creature is just a juvenile version of that one.
      Big Charlie’s offspring are extremely violent to anyone that eats his meat and won’t stop growing

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Surprised the McDonalds Sprite isn't its own SCP.
    Or the ice cream machine.
    Or the nuggets.
    Or the PlayPlace...

    • @ashlirabid9614
      @ashlirabid9614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or the toilets

    • @KB-si5fx
      @KB-si5fx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      McDonald's nuggets are trash. 👎
      The Sprite is crisp af tho.

    • @ashlirabid9614
      @ashlirabid9614 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KB-si5fx Nobody asked nor cares.

  • @SheosMan117
    @SheosMan117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1:56 Well someone watch Meet the Pyro.
    Also, the intro of this made me think. Now, plenty of these researchers and other such personnel have lives. Personal houses, families, kids, etc. How do you explain your job to your family? Friends? Etc? I mean, to a degree, the Men in Black have the right idea. (Movie version.) THEIR agents not just work there, but live there. They no longer have civilian ID"s anymore, no longer have civilian lives anymore. To a degree....it seems logical that the SCP Foundation should do the same thing.

    • @paisleesheppard5629
      @paisleesheppard5629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I assumed they already did this, so this one is a surprise for me.

    • @ivanalukic1612
      @ivanalukic1612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They don't all live there. I remember in the doorman story a mtf member was asked to live on site so it may suggest they have personal lives.

    • @briancorvello3620
      @briancorvello3620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Would YOU want to live in a place that functioned as a jail for monsters and storage for cursed items?

    • @professionalshitpost4443
      @professionalshitpost4443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Based off other SCP’s, their family (ie spouses and kids) know about it and live somewhat close by

  • @iBenjamin1000
    @iBenjamin1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    since watching soylent green, the whole "the food is made out of people!" thing has worn off in shock value, but it doesn't necessarily get less disgusting.

  • @Oburi7
    @Oburi7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Don't know if there is one like this
    But one SCP that could be nice is one where if someone that has their parents or a parent dead enters this fast-food they suddenly regress to their child hood and see their dead parents in a table waiting for them to seat down and have a meal togheter
    As soon as they leave they are adults again and don't remember the encounter

    • @antrex6940
      @antrex6940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      348 is somewhat like that

    • @Oburi7
      @Oburi7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antrex6940 gonna look that one

  • @Vayne29
    @Vayne29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "And of course the icecream is made-" I don't care how disgusting they haven't fixed the machine in years!

    • @silverhawkscape2677
      @silverhawkscape2677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true.

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "And of course, the ice cream is-"
      "FINALLY available lets hope for your sake!"
      "um..."
      xD

  • @IberianCraftsman
    @IberianCraftsman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really appreciate that you can see them prepare the food nowadays.

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      they are still just assembling pre-prepared foods tho

  • @rialvita7141
    @rialvita7141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If you reverse engineer it's cow based dna to primate based dna, the mcdonalds products would turn cow based instead of human's, but an SCP turning this good I see no way of happening.

  • @beansat3am
    @beansat3am 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Welcome to MC-D'S , it's your time .
    To beat the clown and leave this place behind .
    Your brain is feeling scrambled , the end is out of sight .
    But if you hold on longer , you might *Survive The Night .*

  • @awildcanadianappears9885
    @awildcanadianappears9885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The real anomaly is how much Content this channel can pump out a week

  • @josephswaney6420
    @josephswaney6420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Austin Powers: Crikey! This coffee tastes like shit!
    Basil: It IS shit!
    Austin: Oh, good. It's not just me. Tastes a bit nutty...

  • @Synthose1
    @Synthose1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know Big Charlie is the creation of Trevor Henderson, not created by SCP

    • @skyking4557
      @skyking4557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes,but the author is already asked permision to trevor

    • @Synthose1
      @Synthose1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Okay, I don’t really understand what that means. But thanks for that clarification. I enjoy Trevor Henderson’s art and I thought they were just like “aah let’s just use that thing”

  • @luke-il5nr
    @luke-il5nr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Somehow the most unrealistic part of this scp is the bejin McDonald's branch extracting oil and mc meals enough to make any profit, the transportation of already prepared and boxed food would far outweigh any profit

    • @asylumcosplays18
      @asylumcosplays18 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xiao pfp Xiao pfp Xiao pfp

    • @silverhawkscape2677
      @silverhawkscape2677 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends on whether factor in Transporting raw materials vs this way.
      Still Fry oil would be profitable at least

  • @vireperilous4163
    @vireperilous4163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The researcher at the start of the video should be an SCP for being able to order a McFlurry

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean the McDonalds that he ordered at should be an SCP for having a FUNCTIONAL ICE-CREAM MACHINE!!! xD

  • @TornadoSandwich
    @TornadoSandwich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You skipped the best part, where they explore the inter dimensional space inside the clown

  • @Uncle-Jay
    @Uncle-Jay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I really feel like each site would have a cafeteria.

  • @neopolitan6918
    @neopolitan6918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "So do would you want your favorite fictional reality to be real?"
    Star wars fans: "Yeah!"
    HP fans: "Of course!"
    SCP fans: "oh, dear god no."

  • @sssnakeninja6385
    @sssnakeninja6385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:53 "I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me."

  • @kamarulbahari152
    @kamarulbahari152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The saddest thing is even with all of the secrecy, detailed plan for practically every destruction event and talented personnel the organization only allow a 1 hour lunch break for its staff.

  • @mr.knightthedetective7435
    @mr.knightthedetective7435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Who TF decided to make MeatCanyon parody into an SCP?😳

    • @xo0ox508
      @xo0ox508 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not even similar to the meatcanyon parody tf

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    SCP-4158
    Didn't know 682 had a little brother.

  • @boazburger3846
    @boazburger3846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:26 not as eager to suck down a diet coke... i gotta get matpat on this

  • @Romance-Fantasy
    @Romance-Fantasy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was one of my favorite SCP's

  • @rethundralegna4138
    @rethundralegna4138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd probably still eat it as long as I don't exactly or personally know where it was from or how it was made.
    I mean, we all had a fair share of stray hair in our food.
    I personally know of some fastfood crew who tells stories of how a few regular karen-y client pisses them off and they "accidentally" mess with their orders.

  • @joffreybaratheon4904
    @joffreybaratheon4904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wait.. so Happy is more unsettling than a unkillable reptile that hates humanity or.. the Scarlet King himself?

  • @gamerscp0173
    @gamerscp0173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is my favorite TH-cam channel

  • @prestongiles9917
    @prestongiles9917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You still haven't tried your Big Mac. Is something wrong? I'd hate to see you go home hungry."

  • @brettnelson7048
    @brettnelson7048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Glad I have a very strong stomach. And yes I'm still eating at McDonald's.

  • @matthewmcneil2540
    @matthewmcneil2540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like McDonalds... "UNTIL I SAW THIS VIDEO! "

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stick with Wendy's. Her food isn't born from an eldritch horror.

  • @THATGuy5654
    @THATGuy5654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would have to assume that the foundation would have a very high quality cafeteria. Good food is just one of the simplest ways to improve moral, and cheaper than better containment tech.

  • @RICH1FLOYD
    @RICH1FLOYD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I said it once and I’ll say it again, I don’t care what my McDonald’s meal is made out of so long as my order is correct.

    • @amadonbeanz9631
      @amadonbeanz9631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's probably less likely to happen then it actually being people.

  • @Goofygooberston
    @Goofygooberston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly don't and wouldn't mind it. Both the SCP's could solve world hunger in a reasonably good way without any true victims. Why not let them?

  • @vi3nnl
    @vi3nnl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whoever came up with this SCP is a legend

  • @MrEScience
    @MrEScience 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mom was a manager at McDonald's when I was a little kid in the 90's. There was one of those benches with a Ronald Mcdonald statue sitting there to put his arm behind you in the play place. I loved Ronald.

  • @thenamesniva5193
    @thenamesniva5193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ronald was never the same after the Karen attacks

  • @demaunix2723
    @demaunix2723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:55 Omg they did the reference

  • @TheGlowingBeansGuy
    @TheGlowingBeansGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You fear no monster, but that "thing"... Scares you
    *...but will still fill you with determination, no matter what.

  • @iheartyyelan9558
    @iheartyyelan9558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One random scp scientist: where's Ronald Mcdonald? *sigh* I miss him
    Ronald Mcdonald: *you called?*

  • @scarletking970
    @scarletking970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like this mortal, keep up the work.

  • @CourageousRetreat
    @CourageousRetreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The real things they do to meat are scarier than any scp xD

  • @vermilliontoaster3063
    @vermilliontoaster3063 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been binging this channel!!🔥

  • @boombox1738
    @boombox1738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You fear no monster, but that thing, it scares you.”
    Heavy weapons Doctor

  • @thephantom496
    @thephantom496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve always been a fan of Ronald McDonald, ever since my 7th birthday. We had my party at McDonalds and Ronald performed magic tricks for me and my friends. Since then, that old clown always had a special place in my heart.

  • @AdianPronouncedAiden
    @AdianPronouncedAiden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "let's be honest with ourselves: we'll probably still eat it"
    *you're god damn right*

  • @varietybacon
    @varietybacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S X MCDONALDS X SCP? THE MOST EPIC COLLABORATION I HAVE EVER SEEN

  • @codysurfer8232
    @codysurfer8232 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love whoever decided to give it a tiny cat bell on its collar

  • @andwjy
    @andwjy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm so grateful that I watched this while eating Wendy's instead.

  • @jklomade8116
    @jklomade8116 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this channel!

  • @lolario7249
    @lolario7249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is why you either eat from jim's burgers or in n out. those are the best.

  • @NobodyTheRealOne
    @NobodyTheRealOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me in 0:30 :That is not your sandwich, that is OUR sandwich

  • @BlackPantherFTW
    @BlackPantherFTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The most unrealistic part of this is that the food would make it to a restruant still fresh

  • @Snipkikker
    @Snipkikker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your channel(s)

  • @jackchase5727
    @jackchase5727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The most unbelievable part of the story is the ice cream machine not being broken.

  • @That80sGuy1972
    @That80sGuy1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have no problem eating Soylent Green McDonald's as long as it tastes right and my body processes it the same way.

  • @teamroninz3108
    @teamroninz3108 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "the coffee was liquified fecal matter"
    Well no coffee from now on I guess
    DAMN LOST IT THERE 😂❤️

  • @thechickhouse2985
    @thechickhouse2985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the (possible) reference to Meet the Pyro when talking about Happy-

  • @nathansherman5684
    @nathansherman5684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I fear no monster.. but that- thing.. it scares me” love the TF2 reference

  • @bettermindsetpill
    @bettermindsetpill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the food from the scp: *literally discusting stuff*
    me: you still can't make me not eat mcdonalds

  • @Kharnan
    @Kharnan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Meat is meat, as long as it comes from something that was alive- it's all good. :)

  • @gloopin9748
    @gloopin9748 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonderful I got a notification of a McDonald's snack after this video lol

  • @lanceparker4796
    @lanceparker4796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder what SCP Grimace would be like? It already has Grim in its name.

  • @Wolffur
    @Wolffur 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This explains a lot. The horrible coffee especially. And as for the ice cream goes, that machine hasn't been fixed in years.

  • @FnRenner
    @FnRenner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had an uncle who was a professional Ronald McDonald. Creepiest dude I've ever met. Weirdest funeral I've ever been to or am likely to attend in the future. I'm not afraid of clowns or anything but everytime I see one I think of my uncle and his weird ass friends

  • @AlphaR0ck04
    @AlphaR0ck04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally, an Ice cream machine that works

  • @epictetushasepictiddiez2615
    @epictetushasepictiddiez2615 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The new tickle monster plush is so adorable. The little guy will definitely be given room in my collection

  • @crimsontheworld772
    @crimsontheworld772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last sentence is 100% true

  • @frickedupfrenchcat6372
    @frickedupfrenchcat6372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good thing I haven't been to a McDonalds in over 5 years

  • @markovr612
    @markovr612 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome video

  • @insertnamehere7925
    @insertnamehere7925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched this as I was having a Spicy Chicken sandwich, a large fry and a sweet tea from McDonald’s.

  • @wooperfan777
    @wooperfan777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally! I was waiting to learn more about this SCP! But scp-3008 is still my favorite

    • @jamesbakewell298
      @jamesbakewell298 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good boi have BIscuit .___________________________.