Daz: yes of course i want chicken tonight Camera falls and points at his junk* 😂 Daz: ahhh god hello Also daz: alright ladies. Linda coming in here messing with my equipment 😂😂😂
Even the plastic ones flew away when they set this girl walking down the street. Knowing there are more plastic pink flamingos in the world than real ones makes the jumping so much scarier. "What the hell is that? Flying lawn ornaments? I thought I was scared!"
Pickle_ butter...In the states, if you run out of your own personal cloth shopping bags, it's a new thing that you have to pay for extra plastic or paper bags...It's a good thing for the environment AND I think this woman just is a real environmentalist...Doesn't need any bags ever! 😂
One of my friends complained her back hurting at KK cups sizes and she ended up getting a breast reduction to a DD. So I definitely have heard boobs being too painful on the back because of the size.
me: turns daz up at the intro cause hes really quite Daz 5 secs later: HOW IT GOING DAZZLERS WELCOME BACK TO DAZ GAMES AND ANOTHER DAZ WATCHES me: throws headset
Came to Daz's channel just after a rough time in my life. I had nobody to talk to, so I turned to Daz, and he never fails to make me laugh. Thank you for making a difference in my life.
"Those injections, I can't say the word. Mhsfjvdg. Megalodon- wait that's a shark." Me too Daz, me too. I get my medication and sharks mixed up all the time.
@@younicekeepgoing9062 im 12- And I don't have breasts ofc I'm friggin 12 but then my parents be telling me I have to whattt My mom:u do have boobies!! Me:NO ITS CALLED FAT ITS CALLED BEING THE SIZE OF A BABY ELEPHANNNNNTTTT
@@evagacha9808 I know the struggle, but I actually got my breats at the age between 12-13 so it could be that you're getting "boobs" One day you'll find that the "nipple prisons" lol, are actually really comfortable!
@@younicekeepgoing9062 they're not comfyyy my mom once bought me one that's like idk kind of a sports bra but like.. For infants?? And she forced me to wear it and it was notttt comfy I always took it off
The dot on my finger isn’t a fly, it isn’t a tattoo 😂😂 its black paint. Mystery solved
😂😂
Daz Games I was confused for a sec 😂
Lol
😂😂
Daz Games LOVE YOU DAZ
*"Someone slapped some cooking oil on her and left her outside on the patio"*
Daz, noooo 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
helia mirfattah me too!
@helia mirfattah SAME!! LOL
OMG HE HEARTED IT
@@zoeandgrace4495 CATCH HIM
Lady: "what size is your bust now?"
Daz: "JUPITER!!!"
I freakin dieddddd 😂💀
Mrs. Joker16 SAMEZ
5:15
HAHAHAHA
Me tooooo
SAAAME
“SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE CAME BACK FROM TANACON AND WAS LEFT OUTSIDE TO ROAST” I’m screaming 😂
It's Megan I was going to comment that haha😭😂😂
It's Megan i read yur comment as he said it 😂😂 xx
It's Megan true
It's Megan she looks like she bathed in mud
How does one get almost three thousand likes just by quoting something that he says?
“it’s not racist cause she’s not really black.”
wisest words i’ve ever heard.
I agree on her just switching her skin colour it isnt racist shes the racist one probably here 😭 but you can be racist to white people jesus
@@alluPLAYS12345fr
@@alluPLAYS12345it is quite racist to change your skin color…it’s blackface
*”You took your body into photoshop and turned the brightness down!”* -Daz 😂😂
Mmm
Well done you have 1000 And 400 likes
River My fave part of the whole video
Claudia Morrison same bro
Lol
Daz: Sarah!
Sarah: Yes dad??
Daz: can you turn the music down?
Sarah: yeah sure *TURNS MUSIC UP*
Already at her rebellious phase
😂😂
PercsOnTheBeat why is that me
PercsOnTheBeat does he actually have a kid
Xochitl Cabrales yes he has a daughter
“Megalodon... no that’s a shark” 😂🦈
Dasher TLP then instantly looks like he’s blowing someone
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I assume he meant melanin 😅😂
I pissed my pants
Dasher TLP I almost puked from laughing
I chuckled so hard when the camera fell pointing at his junk🤣🤣
Daz: "okay nobody is looking... *lowers camera* alright ladies~"
😆😆😆
😂
Dont forget the jazz hands
@@norahs_space u mean *Dazz hands*
@@moby-dickhead oh yes, my fault, Dazz Handsss
“It’s not racist cos she’s not really black!” 😂😂
He’s real name is Darren black
@@Aeros-tech no its Darren blackMORE
My Name Icy nope check Wikipedia
@@Aeros-tech nah he even said it was blackmore
"You can't be racist if you hate everyone equally" - a girl from my class
are u fucking kidding me she said that for real ... im out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@devilish-bianxa1127 LOL YEA- my teacher even wrote it on the board 💀 everyone was laughing, it was awesome
@@hollytalley7713 Oh wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My teacher said that she wasn't racist if she hated everyone equally this was because 2 guys in our class said that she said the n word (she said no)
Honestly she has a good point lmaoo
Daz: "What's her response to that?"
Girl: "Asoasoasobadksnd and remember-"
Daz: "We'll never know."
Me: 💀
He's dead too lol
😂😂😂
He was so deep before that and then ‘abvaaddgabbacmnd’😂
8:27
Dan: “what’s her response to that?”
Her: “é áh îmm a.. ÆâÀæ..œ-“
Dan: “we’ll never know
her: *tans for hours*
skin cancer: why you teasing me naughty naughty naughty
💀
HEL
@@realfish4469 GIGGLING
@autummmmmmh watches damnit 😞
Wrinkles: 😏
“Straight up roasting her, never mind she’s already roasted” 🤣🤣🤣
I see u like kirishima
@@katsukibakugou1159 I see you like Bakugou
@@arandomperson5784 tch
@@katsukibakugou1159 tf
@@arandomperson5784 i love my hero Acadmea plz i love kiribaku its so cute btw do u have a youtud
I love his confidence. The ability to say “damn I look good today” non-ironically is super cool.
me: man I look really ugly
@@GhostedGamer lol same
Let's be real, Daz is fabulous
Me: Mm…
C+.
Daz is a ICON 🤌✨✨
4:22 ‘ Daz just talking ‘ - the camera - “ooo what’s down here….”😂😂😂
Lol
As a German: We don't know her
As a black woman: We don't know her either
As a White girl: We don't know her
as a female, biracial, American: Hahaha.. lady go vrrrrrr
As a normal human being: we don’t know her either
As a breathing creature: who dat?
As a Alien: we don’t know her either
*”What size is your bust now?”*
Daz: *Jupiter.*
@Brylee Conroy what’s up 🤪
Straight up 😂😂
Weeb friend
weebs uniteee
HUGE
“What’s her response to that?”
Her: speaks gibberish
“We will never know”
HAHAHAHA
My teachers name is Eric Frommholz--
*Marjory has joined the chat*
Daz: yes of course i want chicken tonight
Camera falls and points at his junk* 😂
Daz: ahhh god hello
Also daz: alright ladies. Linda coming in here messing with my equipment 😂😂😂
Daz:"whats her response to that?"
her:"dbsjddncdjn"
daz:"we'll never know"
me:*dies of laughter*
When
There's a snuk in ma bout at 8:28
@@allisonlaumeister324 much thanking s
J.J.M.Hynes that was german right there
Well keep your secrets
“She roasted herself” and
“J U P I T E R” are my favorite things ever 😂
Exploding SnowmanYT I READ THIS AS HE SAID IT!
i’ve never watched this man in my life but he already has my entire heart i love him
“what’s you bust size?”
“jupitah!!!”
“this isn’t breaking bad love”
correct, it’s breaking back
I had to pause the vid to laugh. It's been 3 minutes help!
🤣🤣🤣
DAMN
pls thats so funny 😭
Noo! 😂😂😂😂
"She roasted herself"
I DIEEEEEED I SWEAR xD
QueenBlossom if u died how did u make this comment 😂😂😂🧐🧐
🤭🤔 I listened to Shawn mendes I guess lol 💁🏻♀️❤️💕
I read this comment at the exact moment he said that lmao
Daz: "M-Malomoma?"
Daz: "Megalodon! Wait no that's a shark- * wheeze *"
Me: * Dying because he said it with so much confidence *
Did he mean melanin?
𝕞𝔼𝕘𝔸𝕝𝔸𝕕𝕆ℕ
3:06
I was trying to say it as well and I really said “melatonin- wait no” 💀💀💀
It sounded like he was singing Micheal Jackson at the start
Girl pulled a reverse Micheal Jackson
micheal jackson turned “white” only because he had a skin condition it wasn’t his fault unlike this girl
That's not funny-hee!
Daz: let’s see what she has to say
Woman: speaks gibberish
Daz: we’ll never know 😂
*”jumping, pink flamingo!”* -Daz
I died.
I was laughing so hard
Even the plastic ones flew away when they set this girl walking down the street. Knowing there are more plastic pink flamingos in the world than real ones makes the jumping so much scarier. "What the hell is that? Flying lawn ornaments? I thought I was scared!"
Mm
That girl is trying to carry all the groceries on her chest in one go
Pickle_ butter no second trip
Pickle_ butter lol for real thow
Pickle_ butter...In the states, if you run out of your own personal cloth shopping bags, it's a new thing that you have to pay for extra plastic or paper bags...It's a good thing for the environment AND I think this woman just is a real environmentalist...Doesn't need any bags ever! 😂
One of my friends complained her back hurting at KK cups sizes and she ended up getting a breast reduction to a DD. So I definitely have heard boobs being too painful on the back because of the size.
“mega-ladon... no that’s a shark”
Laura Knowwsbest im dying
I said megalovania
As soon as I read this he said it 😂
Melanaineee
Moonlit Forrest Gacha what
Daz: shouts at daughter for being to loud. Also daz: “LINNDDAAAAA” 😂
Quick question WHO IS LINDA?????
@@jadebrooks9348 his imaginary assistant 😂
@@mfkq9459 Lol thanks
😂😂😂😂
Time stamp?
4:27 IM DYING DHJFIFIEJDJDJS
"the camera fell and just pointed at my junk"
"vvvvvt alright ladies"
god we love daz
Keira FS lol that was so funny
LINDA!
I was reading this comment just as it happened!!! I'm dying!😂😂😂😂
Sm00th
“ Megalodon, oh wait that’s a shark!”😭💀
It suddenly made sense to me why it was called tan-a con
😂😂
Ayyyyy😂😂
STOPPPP😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
Anna Grace...Was it a tanning convention or something?! 😂🤔😂🤔😂
OMG This made me laugh harder than it should have.
*She went into Photoshop and turned the brightness down* 😭😭😂😂
Hahahah
morgan • solana 😂😂😂😂
HA
Daz is so hilarious he be roasting her... wait. She's already baked like a fuckin burnt suger cookie! (That was terrible!)
*audience boos*
:o DAM LOL
me: turns daz up at the intro cause hes really quite
Daz 5 secs later: HOW IT GOING DAZZLERS WELCOME BACK TO DAZ GAMES AND ANOTHER DAZ WATCHES
me: throws headset
She literally looks like she painted herself with brown paint.
Or someone shat on her
VIANNA SCHMIDCHEN XD
What does XD mean?
Millie Smith XD is a face, it’s like an emoji
@My leetle Boo
Kudos to you for not calling Millie Smith a boomer
6:59 i love it when he just starts mocking the low disk space
Daz: "Did you see that the camera just fell!"
Me: "I think we saw it as we are the camera in this situation"
Nice pfp XD
1:44 JuMpInG...pInK...fLaMiNgO😂😂
1:07: *low disk space*
1:08 Daz: *sprays the air*
1:13 Daz: “away demons” 🤣💀
The way he sprayed the air was too FaBuLoUs
@@kero8756 your account name is amazing 😂
@@kero8756 nice name
Me when I saw a spider in the wall...
@@freg2210 am I missing something? did they change it? cuz today it says 'Kero'
Interviewer: "What size is your bust right now?"
Daz: *JUPITER* ! 😂😂
😂
life happened the person said breasts not bust
I choked on my brownie
So true 😂😂🤣
life is pain I died at that bit 😂
*low disk space*
Daz:_spray spray spray_
AWAY DEMONS!!!
In what part i missed it
TharusThe Dragon 1:07
Came to Daz's channel just after a rough time in my life. I had nobody to talk to, so I turned to Daz, and he never fails to make me laugh. Thank you for making a difference in my life.
interview lady: "what size is your bust now?"
daz: "JUPITER"
me: dying on my living room floor
Me: dying in the supermarket
Same
Well it’s not a living room anymore
I actually like her bust size, i know I'm a sick person
😭
XD
“If anyone’s racist it’s her!” XD
There is a form of racism called 'black-face' and where white people mock black people by painting (or stuff like that) themselves black.
Yeah it’s blackface
I think u should just love ur race 🥰
We literally just learnt about someone called jim crow google him🙄
@no ketchup just sauce raw sauce whats the point of talkin about Korea
“Straight up, roasting her.... well she roasted herself..” 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 *the beesssttt*
First really
I love how my mother used to always say you can be who you want to be, now she makes jokes saying I took what she said to heart and came out as trans
finally, a joke about trans people that isn't offensive
“It’s not racist because she’s not actually black”
-Daz Black, 2019
Gacha life yazzzzzz
@@tomriddle2823 h-
May Gacha, Gacha Life yaaasss
@@tomriddle2823 I'm not clowning u I wanted to do it for myself😂
May Gacha Gacha is horrific, just not my thing
Daz: what’s her response to that
*plays video*
Her: A E AF S TUA PJSU
daz: we’ll never know
kitty Smith
8:27 :)
sorry I’m a bit late
kitty Smith no problem ! :))
I died laughing at that moment
Crazy lady: **walks on stage for A “got talent” show**
Simon Cowell: It’s a no from me
you are now my favorite content creator. I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG TIME. I adore you, you're just a breath of fresh air.
‘What size is your bust now?’
‘JUPITER’ 😭😭😂😂😂
LA lala Jupiter is my FAv planet
Daz: "I can't say the word-"
Me:
Daz: "Melenimoma...Megalodon!"
Me: "MELANIN DAZ! It's MELANIN!"
I said with confidence melanoma
@@rattusrattus2520 same 😭
3:06 THE WAY HE SAYS ITS 😂
MEGO-LO-DON
3:10 he’s having fun 😂
MegoloDONG
😂😂😂
1:08 please his disk space just bullies him. “Away demons” 💀
Her boyfriend be looking like an Oompa Loompa.
Egg Queen oh my god 😂
Soooo...Trump?
Egg Queen for real thow it's sad
He needs green hair and then it would be perfect
The thing is he was skinny wtf happened to him
"YOU ADMIRED THE CURVES?! OF WHAT?!''
*"A TRANSIT VAN???!!!"*
I just realized Daz shouts "SARAH" as loud as he shouts "LINDA"
That must have been confusing...
Because of this im confused when he called sarah..and i was like wasnt it "LINDA"!!!?
Lyn 97 Sarah is his daughter
@@savsybunny7955 yes i know
So Who is Linda??
@@wigglewigglewiggle7021
No one knows...
Daz: tells Sara to be quiet
Also daz: LINnnNnNnDddddAaaaaa
"Those injections, I can't say the word. Mhsfjvdg. Megalodon- wait that's a shark."
Me too Daz, me too. I get my medication and sharks mixed up all the time.
Fuck
Testos- TESTORES testost- sand shark FUCK I did it again
Daz does actually seem much more hyper today...I really think the coffee really changes him 😂😂😂😂
It's the TEA
Im the 256th like
HOLY SHITTT DAZ LIKED MY COMMENT WHATTTTT
1:08
* Low disk space appears *
Daz: Grabs spray bottle* AwAy DeMoNs
Best quote of the year 🏆🥇
5:16 I was drinking water I wasn't expecting this and I spat it out everywhere
Interviewer: What size is your bust now?
Daz: *Jupiter*
😂😂
I thought you said what size is your bust down
😂
Bitch my name is Jupiter
0:00
Daz: Goddamn I’m good looking
Me: *immediately clicks the like button*
No one:
Low disc space: *STOP WHAT YOUR DOINGGG*
I will buy a ticket for the next tore, _Just please_ bring back the _spray bottle_ on videos and tore if you can 😂😂😂 makes our day!❤❤
It's not a regular video without the low disk space notification.
Yes
wtf azzy x yeah i know right x
6:57
Interviewer: What size is your bust now?
Me:...I kinda wanna know..kinda don't...
Daz: -No hesitation- JUPITER.
^^low disc space^^
Daz:”sprays air from every direction possible
“ away demons” 😂
You made my day omg 😂😂😂😂😂
It wasn’t me tho, it was Daz 😂
Yeah true! xx still love u anyways dude! 😂
The first ever 😂
Thank you for making my day. I was wondering if anyone was going to comment about this
Daz is like Nemo's dad Merlin trying to understand the baby turtle Squirt 😂
8:11
we all look at her and think
“the fhoockk?”
She was pretty before what the actual hell is wrong with people
1990: honey wear a bra
2020:honey don’t change the color of your skin
2020 for me:Eva u have to wear a bra
Me:NUUU I AINT GOT NO TITS SO I DONT NEED NIP PRISONS THANK U VERY MUCH
@@evagacha9808 I believe you don't have any breasts, because you're probably 11.
@@younicekeepgoing9062 im 12-
And I don't have breasts ofc I'm friggin 12 but then my parents be telling me I have to whattt
My mom:u do have boobies!!
Me:NO ITS CALLED FAT ITS CALLED BEING THE SIZE OF A BABY ELEPHANNNNNTTTT
@@evagacha9808 I know the struggle, but I actually got my breats at the age between 12-13 so it could be that you're getting "boobs"
One day you'll find that the "nipple prisons" lol, are actually really comfortable!
@@younicekeepgoing9062 they're not comfyyy my mom once bought me one that's like idk kind of a sports bra but like.. For infants?? And she forced me to wear it and it was notttt comfy I always took it off
Daz:my daughter thinks her bedroom is a NIGHTCLUB
also Daz : starts mumbling the windows alert
Daz be roasting someone, and seconds later says: “Bless her heart”
“low disk space”
Daz: *learns the ways of the dragon warrior*
😂😂😂😂
Naruto shift 😂😂
“Photo graph of woman before”
Me: she kinda looks like Britney Speers
Daz: she looks like an under-utilised over watch character😂
Daz : what's her response to that
5 secs later : we'll never fkin know ..
I WAS WHEEZING
Seokijj ARMY
i adore your profile picture
@@aminaa8985 ARMY forever 💕
@@ffonrims5335 thank you! 💜
Yeah she wasn’t even speaking with just a german accent. It was like... what the hell😂
This guy honestly lights up my day
Daz: *Damn I’m good looking*
Me: *Applause* damn right
I would find it so funny if “linda” actually came in the room. just a random woman coming in like “yes?” 🤣
Lorna-May Humphreys i always reply to daz as my name is linda 🤣
Omg I need this to happen
missed opportunity for the "tanacon" to be " TAN-a-con"
libby nuss underrated comment
It’s sunburn-a-con
Oh boy he should've made joke about that!
Daz was so happy during this vid you can see he was in the party mood . God bless this man
*camera secretly falls* *zooms in on Daz's junk* LINDA!!
Katherine King lmaooo I thought this was a thirsty comment and then it actually happened sksksk
Katherine King LINDAAAAAA PLEASEEEE STOP ✋🏽
"straight up roasting her...well she roasted herself"
I died during that quote
Thanks for saying that, i didnt watch the video
i started wheezing
BurNt
On behalf of germany, we apologize for this woman.
Ja wir akzeptieren sie nicht mehr
thank you for saying it sooner
Thankyou for speaking to those who cannot kind sir 😌✊ respect
Her German accent is off it sounds hella weird
Lixiesツ isso wir wollen sie nicht 🤢
Daz when the camera falls: AH GOD!! oh, hello..!
Daz Games = 33% Humour + 33% Good-looking + 33% Good Content + 1% Disk Space
well played.
90% Disk Space
Genious.
Wdym? Theres no rOOM FOR THE COMEDY, LOW DISK SPACE
@@nevaehdeas7770 no because if it is 1% disk space that means it is LOW
Daz: she roasted herself
Disk space: hi
Also daz: going crazy and copying noise
“She’s cosplaying as Whoopi Goldberg!!!” 😂
I thought you were talking about a different whoopi
Daz seems like one of those dads who r always lit and being funny, yk? i would definitely wanna meet him 1 day.
"She roasted herself" I died😂😂😂
Same 😂😂
Straight up roasting her
*Roasting herself*
Funniest thing I've heard in 2019 😂
"And on the weekend she steals footbolls"
I just can't😂😂
“God damn I’m beautiful” ANJDSJ right again Daz ❤
8:28
Daz: what's her response to that?
The girl: adcvjsjkasgra a mhfane e ou ei
Daz: we'll never know 🤦🏻♂️🤣
"Well most...my fans thought...'Oh I remember you as a white girl' " 🙃