Mr. Burns Goes for a Check Up
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.ย. 2016
- Mr Burns goes to the doctors for a check-up on his health and finds something interesting about himself.
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"Hysterical pregnancy?!"
"A little bit, yeah".
I love that line.
Mr. Burns even have diseases that only affect women. Mr. Burns may even have diseases that only affect non-human animals as well.
Burns is a champion of Nurgle.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 I’m liking your comment because I understand that reference
I dread to imagine how the child will turn out
“And this cute little cuttlebug is pancreatic cancer”
Cause of parent's death : "Got in my way" noted.
I understood "Cutting my wee"
Thanks for the translate, pal.
although that certainly wasnt the case in canon, seeing his love for his mother in other episodes
@@rosavillanueva5189 dang. This is the most I've ever been torn between two things in a game of "can you hear what they said". Both work in context, funny enough.
Me: write that down! *WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!!!!*
@@rosavillanueva5189 Funny i understood “cutting my wage” kinda fitting
I like how the doctor is acting as if this is unheard of but has a visual aid in his office to explain this one exact phenomenon
And a name for it already
What if mister berns came up with it himself and forgot later, and they had to remind him in this scene because he has every disease that causes dementia?
A wizard did it
Well you see, it has happened before (hence the name and diorama) but usually it's just one or two diseases with exactly opposing symptoms that cancel out, not "every disease known to man plus a few we didn't"
Well, they did say they have several newly discovered diseases thanks to Burns. I assume the "Three Stooges Syndrome" was one of them.
Hence, the "We call it..." and not "It's called..."
has no one ever questioned why the doctor had a miniature door and little germ toys on hand to describe this exact 1 in a million condition, honestly that’s always been the funniest part of this scene to me
A way to tell kids how germs go into your body?
I rather think they give those things away like hospitals did with teddy bears and it's an easy way to teach kids and adults how diseases might work with your body
Doesn't help that, colour aside, they all also look the same.
The doctor realised he might need some visual aids, and had them brought over before he made his presentation to Burns?
1 in 200-300 million, actually.
"You sure you havent just made thousands of mistakes?"
Me talking to my teacher on how I got a 1/32 on my test
A Maths test specifically it seems
It reminds me of the good old days in high school. One of the fellows behind me tapped me on the shoulder one day and posed a question. "Hey, Chuck (My nickname for some reason), I am wondering if you could help me out. I know I'm a football player and I'm not supposed to be smart, but I should be pulling off grades better than my age."
Thats 32 mistakes
@@Gillatronn 31, technically
@@trickytreyperfected1482 32 including themselves
“Oh, no, no. And in fact, even a slight breeze -“
*indestructible*
Blake Gibbons aaaaaaaaand he collapses dead out on the hallway.
Yep that's what he said in the clip we just watched.
@Jimmy Johnson What does that mean?
@@Nutsaur It's normal for people to talk about their favourite part when they watch something.
@@Tesla_Death_Ray talking about it would be fine. Simply quoting it is like me saying "LOL" or uploading this video again on TH-cam; it contributes nothing.
"You also have several diseases that have just been discovered, in you"
That line and delivery has killed me for like 20 years
How can you post a comment when it killed you 20 years ago?! XD
Kinda surprised by how trusting and respectful Burns was with the doctor even after the doctor kept telling him bad news after bad news.
Maybe he just was in a good mood.
Burns probably trusts the doctor.
He cut him off and then ignored him though....?
What bad news? He's indestructible!
Doctor just made thousands of mistakes
"Even a slight breeze could-..." Burns straight up got grinded and twisted inside the MRI's gears and walked away fine. He may very well be indestructible.
He has the strongest antivirus of all: plot immunity
Good point!
He could also already be dead and a literal walking zombie with how little blood flow he has. It is kinda hard to kill what isn't alive.
Not even age can kill him, he's been around since the 1970's this show came out. So he must be around like 140 or 150 years old.
@@0GlassOfAcid0 The show started out as shorts on the Tracy Ullman show in 1987, and then officially started with "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" around Christmas of 1989.
Still doesn't make Burns much younger though.
"'Social Security number'? 000-00-0002... Damn Roosevelt..."
Winged BluJ hahaha thank you! I’m foreign and I couldn’t understand the last part he said. I was looking for that damn Roosevelt 🤪
@@elmundoparami He was the US President who got social security passed by the legislature.
@@elmundoparami And Mr. Burns just claimed to be the second person to have one. Hence the 0002.
Does ssn go by order? I thought it was random.
@@s.a.8548 it's a joke on how old he is.
The fact that the 'Clear body jam' message even appears means he was far from the first time this happened.
This scene is nonstop gold, but my favorite is his social security number. That always gets me.
It's was a low number like 1 or 2, and he got beaten by someone famous, like Edgar Hoover or Roosevelt. 😅
Asking a professional doctor: "are you sure you havent just made thousands of mistakes?"
lol
That was a fair question, actually.
Still every Karen even when taking the test 3 times in a row
Over 250,000 people die each year in the United States due to medical malpractice. So far, blowing COVID-19 out of the water, it’s bullshit anyways😉
I mean better than “wHaT tHe HeLl dO yOu mEaN!?
Having seen ample medical fuck ups and even had my life changed by one.... it's a valid question.
Medical errors are actually the third leading cause of death in America alone.
"This cute little cuttlebug is _pancreatic cancer_ " How he said that so bloody calmly was hilarious.
“Cuddlebug”
Followed by the chuckle.
@@CosyMatt thanks (I know I'm 2 weeks late and yes I did edit it 2 weeks ago but I forgot to thank you because I'm a pathetic piece of shit)
Especially as pancreatic cancer is one of the most lethal of cancers.
@@Sednas chill out bro we all can make mistake
1:22 is golden. After he’s informed he has everything-from juvenile diabetes to hysterical pregnancy, along with six new diseases just discovered-Burns asks the doctor “are you sure you haven’t made thousands of mistakes?” Exactly what I’m going to ask when they tell me I’m a goner.
"Don't you mean if?"
"No."
This entire scene is hilarious but I love how beforehand he has to put down the cause of his parents death, he puts "Got in my way"
“I’m a big boy” always makes me laugh. It’s such a bizarre, childish non sequitur.
+kshamwhizzle I'll just push the button for the stimulator I MEAN elevator
one more elmo one more like one more like
In latin version he said it cute
Best line in the clip.
I’m a big boy!
*goes up stairs and then down stairs*
“I’m a big boy”
I’m a big boy owo
I use that all the time. lol
3 second joke. So funny.
And that was right after the female nurse said "12 inches" lol. Old simpsons was brilliant
@@aulae Only problem is that she said "12 centimetres"
So heartwarming to see that Mr Burns has embraced the many gifts of Grandfather Nurgle ❤️
Mr. Burns is more of Tzeneetch guy, in my opinion.
A mind bent towards Tzeneetch, but a body built for Nurgle.
NEEEEEERRRRDDSS
Papa loves all his children 🦠
I think that Mr. Burns is old enough to call him Grandson Nurgle.
Doc: You have a rare disease
Patient: How rare?
Doc: You get to name it.
That is actually hilarious!
🤣
"I'm a big boy." Was pure comedy gold when I was 6 and still is to this day decades later
moms spaghetti
You simply didn't grow up.
To be honest I haven’t seen this episode and that moment caught me off guard.
Boomet
Bruh that shit is hilarious, it comes out of left field so wild, anybody who *doesn't* laugh at it concerns me a little.
"Even a slight breeze could--"
Maggie couldn't even kill him. The hell would a slight breeze do?
Well, judging by the episode where he cut everything off by 17%, I'd say he'd be blown away
I think a slight breeze would kill him
@@angelbeas9137 funny enough there is an episode where MrBurns _is_ blown away by a strong current of wind, yet somehow, after all the stuff that old man passes, he still lives.
Hypothetically he could now be on his last legs.
@@war6725 he’s gotten shot got stuck in gears
1:45 Zoidberg moment
The three stooges, hence the line “move it chowder head”
I love how the doctor just has a scale model of a door.
"If you have a moment I can explain"
*checks watch* "Well..."
as if this isn't some of the most important news in his life xD. I love the subtle jokes.
Yeah everything is planned out so carefully, it's awesome.
Tristan Strain I love how his watch just suddenly appears on his wrist at 1.25 😂
I probably watched this episode a hundred times as a kid and I never noticed that joke until now.
@@aagrille7222 and when he left the room the watch disapears
I miss the old Simpsons where it was witty joke after witty joke.
Yeah but even then, this skit was on another level
What an original thought.
Yeah, now it's just "please pay attention to us we need the money"
And now they're just trying too hard to match up with family guy
MidnightBastard back when Conan used to be a writer
How could anyone dislike this clip. It’s as jam-packed with cartoon comedy gold as Area 1.
“Hysterical pregnancy?”
*looks at pad*
“A little bit, yes.”
That’s a great joke. 😂
And juvenile diabetes!!
🇮🇩❤️🇨🇦
In only 2 minutes, you have more fun than in 1 full episode of The Simpson from the latest seasons.
ok boomer
@@GERPITO3000 dead meme
@@benjalibe1578 it wasn't a meme
NOCHARM okay zoomer
I KNOW RIGHT
That joke about his social security number is amazing.
TBot Alpha whats the joke
Hi have a nice day hes so old he was the second person ever to get a social security number
Check Mate oh lel
It’s also the difference in some math theorem
Check Mate .....with FDR being the first, hence his "Damn Roosevelt!" remark.
Making fun of burns for how old he is will ironically never get old.
Working in healthcare, this clip has lived in my head rent free since I was 9.
Doc: "No, no, even a slight breeze could..."
Mr. Burns: _I N D E S T R U C T A B L E_
Isn't that how we all behave at the moment... Nuclear war threat? Global warming? Rising sea level? Hurricanes? No more phosphate? Antibiotics resistant microbes? Indestructible...
I think, therefore, I am.
Every single conservative about covid.
@@js0988 you act like it's the Bubonic Plague lol
I N D E S T R U C T I B L E
Everybody's talking about hysterical pregnancy, but how about the fact that Mr. Burns, aka the oldest man in the show, has *juvenile* diabetes?
Juvenile diabetes isn’t simply diabetes in juveniles, it’s was more prevalently found in emerging when patients were kids and teenagers but got rebranded as Type 1 diabetes as in recent years it’s been found and diagnosed in a more wide range of ages. Unfortunately the condition is chronic as it is an autoimmune problem where the immune system improperly targets certain hormone producing cells in the pancreas, there’s no cure yet, only medicines to replace the lost hormone.
@@isaiahdobesh5109 thanks......
My mother has both unactive bladder and over active bladder. No, they do not cancel each other out.
He IS a big boy.
Isaiah Dobesh Then again, he also thought Persia and Siam were still sovereign nations.
This is, by far, the best Mr. Burns bit ever, in my opinion. His feeble body mixed with his cold, cruel mind are just... how can you hate and pity someone at the same time? Oh wait, I do that every day...
Mr. Burns may be a legendary megalomaniac but it doesn’t stop him from becoming the thing that jams and shortens the gears of a PET scanner.
"Hysterical pregnancy"
"Ah..a little bit, yes."
It is actually possible for a man to get hysterical pregnancy without having a womb, as it means to exhibit false pregnancy symptoms. There was a case in a House episode once.
@@rtozier2011
I understand it may be possible for a man to get it but why would you reference House? A fictional television show?
@@CatsAndPokemon Because, since I'm not a medical professional, that's how I came across the information.
The delivery of that line is perfect.
I wanna see a 10 hour loop of Mr. Burns going up and down those stairs.
Me too
Oh God no
You sir have wierd tastes
th-cam.com/video/qJHPpAfrn9s/w-d-xo.html
@@renemartinez4495 thanks so much lol
The single chuckle the doc made after showing the pancreatic cancer germ made me laugh so hard😂. He was proud of that one.
The "well..." is the funniest part to me.
He's hearing extremely important news about his health, but would still rather be elsewhere 🤣
Parents cause of death
Got in my way.
Actually he is a die hard capitalist.
+Lloyd Nix please tell me you are just trolling really hard
His mother's actually alive
Rick Elkin he often calls his adopted parents his parents I assume he is talking about his adopted parents here
that how lex parent died, he kill them for the money.
“You’re sure you just haven’t made thousands of mistakes?” Sounds like working with automotive repair customers
Rather it sounds like what most "repairmen" do...
Cesarin haha, you aren’t wrong there either mate >_
ohhhh, BIG mood
I mean, if I got results that said I had EVERY disease known to man, I'd question the validity of the tests. I mean...Hysterical Pregnancy!? REALLY!? Serious doubt.
@Dave Smith They are called dumb dumbs
Cause of parents death
“Got in my way” ☠️
The "I'm a big boy" line has gotten so much replay use thru the years.
1:05 Google when you search up your symptoms when you're sick.
WebMD.
You are*
@@angelem5960 no. 're
According to Google, a simple flu means lung cancer
@@angelem5960 you don’t understand English do you?
"...hysterical pregnancy?" "A little bit, yes." 😂
Abreham Tesfaye Does your profile pic explains your reaction
Abreham Tesfaye "you also have several diseases that have just been discovered in you"
Abreham Tesfaye you can't get Pregnant as a man! Despite what twisted fanfics will tell you
Someone doesn't know how to use commas...
Abraham Tesfaye judging by your profile pic, i think u might have a little bit of hysterical pregnancy
Easily my favorite skit in the history of the show. So many jokes in such a short span. Fantastic
"Are you sure you haven't made thousands of mistakes?" Lmao it doesn't matter how many times I've seen this clip that line always gets me
Thanks for including the season and episode number.
Wish more did it
where?
@@fizzinsoda lower left-hand corner. took me a minute to find it. I was looking in the video discription
666 likes
I thought you was being sarcastic because I didn't see it at first
Wait, when he says “I’m a big boy” he’s heart monitor isn’t even connected.
Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.
It's wireless....use your imagination
@@patrickwannafightaboutit6338 LL
That's because he has no heart, he's Mr. Burns.
@@RacingVagabond Lemme ask you something. Why would a man who's username says "Justin E" spend all his time watching a children's cartoon?
You gotta appreciate Mr. Burns' optimistism.
0:37 to 0:41 still makes me laugh like an idiot.
😂😂
I love how the doctor makes little voices for all the deadly diseases trying to get through the door, its the really small jokes and details that really made old simpsons great.
And one of them is Zoidberg!
@@LWLProductions actually it's curly from the three stooges he was a inspiration behind zoidberg
@@themangledwither yes! He even says “Move it chowder head” some classic three stooges.
@@c0zm0s_ mhm
This isn't old Simpsons. It was season 11, the show had been rubbish and celebrity cameod for about 2 seasons at this point. But hey, say "Old Simpsons is great" on any Simpsons clip and the likes will come ROLLING in!
Love that " oh no, no, in fact even a slight breeze"...
Indestructible!
*iiinnn-diiisss-truc-ti-bllll...
This is two minutes of flawless comedic execution. God I forgot how good this show was back in the day.
That "A little bit, yeah" cracks me up
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I was looking for someone to comment this in a funny font, lmfao
Damn 🙃😌😎😂
I agree
I don't want the tiny font meme to ever die
Burns checking his watch is so endlessly funny
Magic watch!
1:08 no watch; 1:28 magic watch
He’s so sick that he’s able to grow watch-shaped tumors at any convenient moment
Well..
Such a small detail and perfect. He's spent hours there and is annoyed by 20 more seconds explaining why he isn't dead lol.
I absolutely lost it when he said “I’m a big boy!”
Mr Burns my favorite character on The Simpsons he made me laugh all the time great character
"You also have several diseases that have just been discovered, in you."
SupermarketSweep777 you sure you just haven't made thousands of mistakes?
Garythestormtrooper uh no no I'm afraid not
we know that they said those things. we watched the video too.
ICantThinkOfAName I don't remember that part.
ICantThinkOfAName what video
"You have everything."
You mean I have pneumonia?
PeterDivine yes
UnbelievablyTori
Juvenile diabetes?!
PeterDivine Yes
UnbelievablyTori HYSTERICAL PREGNANCY?!
This one one of the best jokes in the WHOLE series. This joke stick with me for years. Kudos to whoever in the writer's room wrote this. Lol
“Hysterical pregnancy?!”
“A little bit, yes.”
Still gets me every time.
Hysterical pregnancy is the delusion of being pregnant, so he’d probably only think to ask because he was trying to figure out if he was actually pregnant or not….
"Quote from the clip"
*Quote from said clip as a response*
snarky comment about how I also watched the video
lol yeah that was the best part
No no no it’s like this:
“Quote from the clip. 😂😂😂”
"Complaint about endless quote posting"
"I'm a big boy!" LOL!!!!
I dint get dat do
Those are stair-stepper machines. Their intended use is to simulate walking up or down stairs. Burns is riding them like escalators.
those stairs are there so simulate walking up and down stairs however he rides em as they were escalators.
Me me BIG BOY.
For (him)
I never really watched The Simpsons and haven't seen an episode in years but for some reason the scene where the doctor is describing how all of the diseases are backed up is one of the few scenes I can actually remember
I couldnt remembered the episode or the context of the scene but I just remember that scene in particular and I am actually so happy to finally have some form of context even if I don't know what this is referring to or why Mr Burns is getting a check up and I'm okay with that.
"All of your diseases are in perfect balance. As all things should be."
- Dr. Thanos
No snap for Mr. Burns.
There can only be one doctor around here.
@@crowbar4976 DEAR GOD
@@crowbar4976 Who?
@@supersakkebros Read my name. :D
"Are you sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?"
Me in grocery retail hearing a customer who doesn't like the total cost.
Anti-Vaxxers in a nutshell.
@@RAFMnBgaming you've never heard the saying...
Doctors differ, patients die" ?? 😒
Me at my English exam
Sounds like a question a feminazi w'd ask Lol
"I'm a big boy" and "if you have a moment I can explain" "well....." are brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
It is outstanding that a watch magically appeared for that 'if you have a moment i can explain.' 'Well...' gag.
The best part is the mechanic going "There's your problem" while Mr. Burns is literally stuck in the gears
I like the idea of an MRI having huge gears
@@koenigkorczak I know right? Like it's some industrial machinery lol
"I don't get paid enough for this, I get paid to just look what is causing the problem"
@@koenigkorczakThere's a radiation warning sign on the side at 0:47, magnetic resonance imaging scans or MRIs use magnets, not radiation, computer tomography scans, or CT scans do use radiation, meaning this is a computer tomography scan, not an MRI, do some research, it's not rocket science, only advanced radiographic imaging technology.
When i was in secondary school i was drinking in a computing class, this video caused me to say "im a big boy" as i span around on a broken office chair while i was unknowingly being filmed. thank you for the years of embarresment and the amazing video i now have
Please post the video. I have to see it!
If it hasn't been posted. It doesn't exist.
@@SierraHarmony Clearly nothing outside the Internet exists.
Question:
Why on earth were you being filmed?
@@RedFloyd469 my mate was filming on his phone, if your mate was drunk in school doing retarded shit wouldnt you?
I grew up with the Simpsons, and to this day i go back and watch all the old episodes, from the ones something like 10 years before i was born, all the way to the ones i remember watching when i was 6
I love this clip so much!
The noise when he gets jammed in the machine, one of my favorite gags.
Reminds me of Zoidberg.
Both shows are created by Matt Groening, so it wouldnt surprise me if that was the intention.
Sonic Singularity this is pretty headass, its from the 3 stooges. he even says it's 3 stooges syndrome. its a common gag where they go through the door at the same time. zoidbergs line is also based off the same thing
The MRI MACHINE, not the oversized novelty germs in the door!
And yet he's skinny as fuck.
"Damn Roosevelt" lol
Hells Favorite Wraith so he has 1
it good to be leader of the usa
morris m I think you didn't get the joke
Evi1M4chine o shit I read it wrong
Evi1M4chine o shit I read it wrong
Hells Favorite Wraith which one though?
Great Video! Love it!
The writing during those seasons was just perfect
"So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible?"
"Oh no, even a slight breeze could-!"
"Indestructible."
Will you pay me for getting you pictures of Spiderman?
“This cute little cuddle bug is pancreatic cancer”
gets me every time LOL
lmfao
"I'm a big boy" 😂 The best Mr. Burns quote by far
Paper: *Cause of Parents death*
Burns: Got in my way.
Me: WTF???!!!!! 😨😂
Mr. Burns's watch just magically appeared out of nowhere. Must be one of the diseases
Limelightmoon you have to "watch" carefully to even notice it. :')
Or the fact that this is a cartoon 🤪
It's not a disease... it's a type of parasite called a tick.
I'll show myself out.
just as the disease chart (there are degrees seconds before)
Spontaneous watchitis
"death of parents"
"got in my way"
In a previous episode, his mother was still alive, and the fact that she had an affair with former President Taft was a cause of great shame to Mr. Burns.
*Poisoned potato intensifies.*
1:45 I love how the toys react to being squished
1:12
"Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh... a little bit, yes."
That bit always cracks me up! 🤣
A little bit... That's also like having a slight case of AIDS.
We never found out if Mr. Burns contracted rlsadjowori tafswf or safjowori plovkjxzc. They were on the chart after all.
He has everything.
The doc said he had EVERYTHING, including 5 viruses they discovered inside Mr. Burns.
@@Jarock316 what did they name the new diseases
@@okamithewanderingwolf172 They never said.
Perhaps that's where covid 19 came from 😂😂😂😂
Some of my favorite jokes about Mr. Burns' age:
*Burns:* "Social Security Number: Naught-naught-naught, naught-naught, naught-naught-naught-two... damn, Roosevelt."
||
[ATM asks for his password]
*Burns:* "Smithers, what's my password?"
*Smithers:* "It's your age, sir."
*Burns:* "Excellent." [Starts pressing buttons: beep, beep... beep... beep]
||
*Burns:* "Blast, I forgot my password!"
*Computer:* "Where were you born?"
*Burns:* "Pangea."
Can you explain it? Not a native
@@hectorpalacios5527 it's the name for the single landmass that existed millions of years ago, before continental drift split it up into the seven continents
Hector Palacios the ATM pin being his age means each beep adds another decimal to his age. If he stopped at the first \*beep\* he would’ve been 1-9 years old the second beep means he’s 10-99 years old, the third 100-999 years old, but there were four beeps for his age, that means he’s between 1000-9999 years old.
As for Pangea, that’s the name of the massive landmass that existed before most of the dinosaurs
@@Jellyfishbrainz Got those 2 guys, I'm talking about the social security number
Hector Palacios It’s a couple jokes in one, mainly that he was the second person ever to receive a social security number (established in 1935). The “damn you Roosevelt” plays double meaning as in President Roosevelt (who established Social Security) got the first, and Mr. Burns is opposed to Roosevelt’s Social Security - as it’s kind of a social welfare program.
This clip has stuck with me for two whole decades
00:52 Literally every time I have looked at a broken engine or motor of any kind over the last twenty years, I have thought of this line
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal."
-Phillip J. Fry
What reference and episode from Futurama did you get that from?
@@keyanawhitely7942 Lethal Inspection
..a slight breeze..."indestrructableee"
Lmfao! xD
That's the funniest line ever
"Hysterical Pregnancy?". "A little bit. Yes" 👍🤣🤣. Absolute gold.
What’s amazing about this is not a single line of dialogue is wasted, pretty sure each line has a joke in it somewhere. It’s incredible
FFS, the writing had obviously gone to crap by this point.
@@sgt.thundercok4704 you obviously have no sense of humor.
@@sgt.thundercok4704 Explain.
1:46 Zoidberg really was a doctor in a previous life.
Hooray for Zoidberg!
...
K W ok boomer
@@vizzous Lol 3 stooges were a thing way before boomers.
THE1NONLY1 bruh it’s a joke I don’t give a fuck about stooges 💀
This scene has a lot more cartoonish elements than I usually expect from The Simpsons. But it all works 100%.
I've used this explanation for various things over the years. For example my PMDD. Every month seven days before my period I feel a shift in my psyche. Then I get.... Something. Either manic, depressed, paranoid, or whatever. I explained it to my husband with this clip and said basically every emotion tries to get through at once and which ever one gets through that's what I feel for that week. It really helped him understand why one month I could sleep for a week and be depressed and next month I don't sleep at all and rearrange the whole house.
The cause of parent's death bit fucking gets me everytime I hear it
"You mean I'm indestructible?"
"Oh God, no. Even the slightest breeze could-"
"Mhmm. Inndestuctiblee..."