"When God Blinks" Creepypasta

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  • @normahmansoor2888
    @normahmansoor2888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    god : "blinks"
    scp 173 : *_SKEET SKEET_*

  • @CaptainDijango
    @CaptainDijango 8 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    In a nutshell aliens created a massive sims game

    • @NoNo-gl5kp
      @NoNo-gl5kp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I waisted and 30 mins of my time for that...

    • @NoNo-gl5kp
      @NoNo-gl5kp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O

    • @theaetherpunk2145
      @theaetherpunk2145 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So basically Homestuck?

    • @CaptainDijango
      @CaptainDijango 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Aetherpunk the fuck is homestuck ?

    • @theaetherpunk2145
      @theaetherpunk2145 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CaptainShadowGaming That, my friend, is a *good fucking question*. It was a webcomic that is one of the earliest memes in history. Nobody cared that it ended a few months ago. Makes you think about life. How something so important and so noticeable just ceases to be important... Anyways, it's full of stupid memes and is convoluted as fuck. You should go have fun with it. Prepare your fingers for multiple button clicks if you dare.

  • @kyliethejellyfish
    @kyliethejellyfish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Cracking open one last cold one with the boys

    • @comrade.chikzbrikz9539
      @comrade.chikzbrikz9539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kylie The Jellyfish only real way to spend your last days

    • @dogzrkewl2222
      @dogzrkewl2222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ur not a guy u cant fool me

    • @joaquinvitela6149
      @joaquinvitela6149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't worry fellas, I made a bug report against her!

    • @darkslayer7232
      @darkslayer7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rolling up a blunt with the boys

    • @Idarbs
      @Idarbs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dark slayer replying to a year old comment with the boys

  • @WilonaMinaWalker
    @WilonaMinaWalker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    God: "Sorry, I was having a staring contest with my cat."

  • @tieradanheux741
    @tieradanheux741 8 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    People who write these have ingenious minds of their own

  • @SkywayFishers
    @SkywayFishers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I love thought-provoking creepypastas. Do more of them.

    • @CreepsMcPasta
      @CreepsMcPasta  8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I have a soft spot for these kinds of stories too

    • @brickrowdyruff7904
      @brickrowdyruff7904 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The youtuber Guava Juice is nicer than you

    • @flashvent9743
      @flashvent9743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly these ones freak me out a bit and kind've make me a sad

    • @laimaiu
      @laimaiu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ME TOO! I ADORE these utter mindfucks, the best creepypastas for me are this kind! Oh, how I enjoyed this one! Especially that I've read similar conspiracy theory that our whole world is just a program created by something.

    • @whoopswrongpicture2616
      @whoopswrongpicture2616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dnag. that was nice.

  • @aweriana4692
    @aweriana4692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Suffering on Earth: exists
    Aliens: We're about to end this planet's whole career.

  • @arsenictoxin6415
    @arsenictoxin6415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Earth: stops existing
    *People orbiting earth: wait-*

    • @net28573
      @net28573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ... That's illegal

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *flies off into space*

  • @SuigaRou
    @SuigaRou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    When you think about it though, wouldn't cancer, or any disease really, be considered a feature to maintain the integrity of the system? We have a finite amount of resources, and yet we're living longer, and constantly expanding and populating to the point where we'd overload the system. When you think about it that way, diseases are just a counterbalance.

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      O h S h i t

    • @swifty-nine
      @swifty-nine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hadn't thought f it that way. But what happens when a disease becomes too deadly and wipes out some ridiculous movie statistic (say something like 98.5%) of people?

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ieuan swithin that would be some crazy disease dude. It would have to be basically invincible and transmit every way possible plus it has to be basically undetectable for awhile before symptoms start showing.

    • @hunterzolomon1303
      @hunterzolomon1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean like the coronavirus, lol welcome to 2020 bitches 😂😂😂

    • @3g22preston3
      @3g22preston3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fucker only needs to mutate with rabies and we r fucked

  • @jamesmurillo2400
    @jamesmurillo2400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    Who else does stuff while listening to creepypastas

    • @CherryFire1998
      @CherryFire1998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I wash dishes :)

    • @andrewwilliams9658
      @andrewwilliams9658 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I draw

    • @d.d3670
      @d.d3670 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I fuck bitches

    • @1ben10234
      @1ben10234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I listen to them at work :)

    • @infamoustitan6355
      @infamoustitan6355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I can't because I'll get distracted easily and not pay attention. I listen to these while laying in bed, eyes closed with a pillow over my head lol

  • @GeneralFool
    @GeneralFool 8 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Maybe we're in a simulation. Like the sims. And they just paused us?

    • @ramlyndonramirez7791
      @ramlyndonramirez7791 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For 27 minutes really

    • @CreepsMcPasta
      @CreepsMcPasta  8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      "I CAN'T PAUSE THE GAME MOM! IT'S ONNLINE!""

    • @brickrowdyruff7904
      @brickrowdyruff7904 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      spell much? creeps?

    • @ramlyndonramirez7791
      @ramlyndonramirez7791 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think it's like sims when. We will refresh I just finished the video

    • @pepinyostep3592
      @pepinyostep3592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +CreepsMcPasta LMAO THATS ME IRL😂😂😂😂

  • @angelamricks8666
    @angelamricks8666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This story is an instant classic. You're narration was on par with the story, I am impressed. Thank you very much!

  • @alexpickard8561
    @alexpickard8561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the best pasta I have ever had/heard. It was good then came the code theory, and I started to agree that's possible. Then came the ending, the song "lilium" and the morose ending with a glimmer of enjoying your last minutes knowingly and knowledgeable with a good friend while waiting for "maybe". I am not even close to joking sitting here enjoying a beer with the ending 5 mins playing that I truly started to tear up. This may be the absolute best short story I have ever heard. If not it's top 2-3. I love your voice btw, of your not in voice acting you should be. I'm so glad I heard this I will always cherish it, your telling up it and how I now feel because of it.

  • @kasparl9255
    @kasparl9255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The pasta itselt was OK, but the piano piece at the end was just exquisite. Perfectly complimented the mood of the story. I even shed a tear or two..

    • @flonalddump7499
      @flonalddump7499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's called Lilium, beautiful song! It's the theme song to my favorite anime

    • @strategicward1016
      @strategicward1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was it from Naruto or no?

    • @Infernal_Hellhound
      @Infernal_Hellhound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was from Elfen lied

    • @silvermengana2763
      @silvermengana2763 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Infernal_Hellhound so is this story about the earth being still for 20 mins then later was explained by a smart lunatic who claims they're aliens out there posing as polytheistic gods from myth and "deletes" earth to make a new one? From a blink of a deity?? Right??????

    • @Infernal_Hellhound
      @Infernal_Hellhound 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jancarlos mengana a rough summary but it’s the general idea

  • @shiroganekei1620
    @shiroganekei1620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Creeps, the placement and usage timing of Lilium was ingenious. Well done. I felt both a tinge of fear and a twang of nostalgia.

  • @HalfBloodBrony
    @HalfBloodBrony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    this is honestly one of my favorite storys ive heard on the internet, i love the ideas it brings up and the exploratino of said ideas

    • @AllyOtaku888
      @AllyOtaku888 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *stories

    • @Madtroll1209
      @Madtroll1209 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's stupid. Genetic mutation is by NO MEANS a design flaw and those alien should have known it too.
      I see genetic mutation as a double edged sword. It's both advantageous and not at the same time. With it, organisms can have the chance to adapt perfectly to different environments. And life is allowed to evolve as time progresses. Without it, we'd all be uni-cellular organisms with no variation whatsoever than our ancestorial organisms.
      If the aliens had to reset life on earth and fix it, they should have gone back when life first appeared on earth, not the Jurassic Era, since genetic mutation has already occurred (given that there is a large variety of organisms, ranging from fish, insects to reptile dinosaurs.)

    • @hindahabiba9357
      @hindahabiba9357 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Madtroll awesome comment

    • @Madtroll1209
      @Madtroll1209 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +sheparddog117 there are no bad or good mutations, they occur in random, that would be messing with probability entirely

    • @rosacetus
      @rosacetus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True, however thats looking at it from a standpoint of life as we know it. If we we're really just a hyper intelligent, sentient, physical computer program, those flaws would be bugs within code, mistakes in what is meant to be a machine that shouldn't have to adapt. Compare what these aliens did to what microsoft did to internet explorer, instead of trying to fix the old buggy program, they made a new one. Now they didn't regress their technology to create microsoft edge, buts its the same general concept. Because if our "prayers" are going up as code in the form of "bug reports" then maybe we aren't designed to change and it's all just a perception of the broken code, with blanks filled in by ancient civilizations that didn't know any better because they hadn't developed technology to compare what was happening to them to.

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta  8 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    I was the third comment, what number were you?

    • @asteroidalassassin6949
      @asteroidalassassin6949 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      4th!

    • @gabrieleberle4422
      @gabrieleberle4422 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seven

    • @sohaibbaig4647
      @sohaibbaig4647 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was 7th btw love the vids and stories

    • @pyrocookies7395
      @pyrocookies7395 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was the 10th view but my phone lagged out so now I am the 177th ._.

    • @allnewluke1
      @allnewluke1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Zac Lawrence I was first but my phone lagged for 5 minutes

  • @jkpcrewgmv133
    @jkpcrewgmv133 8 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    dad cmon why are you doing this

    • @Gigglyrocks
      @Gigglyrocks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'M LAUGHING

    • @ムース-r5d
      @ムース-r5d 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XD BEST COMMENT 2016

    • @op3880
      @op3880 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @yodabuthesbaked1961
      @yodabuthesbaked1961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao xD

    • @RowanHeartwood
      @RowanHeartwood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't understand how you father made this but still doesn't know how to use it, and then expects you to fix it for him.
      Original God - "Jesus Christ!"
      Jesus Christ - "Yeah Dad?"
      OG - "Can you fix this? The webcam won't turn on."
      JC - *sighs* *Pulls out "Life.Script for Deities."*
      Later...
      OG - "Where'd you get those sweet limb piercings?"
      You probably got spacers and look way different now.

  • @ultratankie
    @ultratankie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Was really into it for the first 3/4ths of the story, but the fact that the aliens actually communicate in Apple Tech Support lingo and literally do run the earth as a software program was a bit of a buzzkill. The whole thing felt too Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by the end.

    • @Mouse_Librarian
      @Mouse_Librarian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wholeheartedly agree.

    • @hettane
      @hettane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It really was a letdown.

    • @rosacetus
      @rosacetus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The way ben describes it makes it seem like based on the language comparison software that was the closest translation, i forget the exact verbage that was used but it seems like thats more of the case than the fact that he got a message from the equivalent of an indian call center.

    • @egonieser
      @egonieser 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fallout Junkie Totally agreed

    • @nataleynation1846
      @nataleynation1846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obroa-skai i

  • @Fullerbay
    @Fullerbay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Just imagine earth saying yeah can I have the newest model of life and the guy on the other side alright what warranty do you want the 32 million year model or the 65 million on year model

  • @uneedmusic6887
    @uneedmusic6887 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    In love with this story

    • @uneedmusic6887
      @uneedmusic6887 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck I want more

    • @AJK1471
      @AJK1471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Symphony
      Get Writing..

    • @YoBoiSyn
      @YoBoiSyn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +AJK 147 Music your posts are kinda getting annoying.

    • @AJK1471
      @AJK1471 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      What posts?

    • @YoBoiSyn
      @YoBoiSyn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AJK 147 Music I saw a bunch of posts that seemed like toll posts by your profile on like half of the comments on this video.

  • @annathesupercutedragon3928
    @annathesupercutedragon3928 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    In the end it felt like a feelpasta.. Two friends sitting together waiting for the world to end. Everyone else was in bliss but they had to carry that weight in their last few moments. Poor dudes, but atleast they were together c:

  • @scarytodd
    @scarytodd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think this was both sad and beautiful. I like how, at the end of the world and life, they sat there (preferably with a beer in the backyard), watching the sky bleed and turn black while laughing and smiling with tears in their eyes knowing that this were their last moments of existing.

  • @camloch
    @camloch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love this. It's definitely one of the best ones I've heard in a long time. I hope the author writes more things, I'd love to read them.

  • @TheZutter
    @TheZutter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    What if God slept tho?

    • @nataleasalem6558
      @nataleasalem6558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God doesn't sleep

    • @taelorpickel2830
      @taelorpickel2830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nataleasalem6558It's a joke.

    • @taelorpickel2830
      @taelorpickel2830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      UNIVERSE COLLAPSES

    • @jordanmcdaniel5967
      @jordanmcdaniel5967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's called Sundays

    • @Anti-Wuggman
      @Anti-Wuggman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well there is a reason the time is set back and fourth every year *_to cover it up_*

  • @crazosbourne641
    @crazosbourne641 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The ending was perfect, and the use of Lilium snapped me back into the story. Beautiful choice of song and pasta.

  • @bradley8614
    @bradley8614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    ...Wooah. Heavy.

    • @m31hl0rd9
      @m31hl0rd9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marty Mcfly, is that you?

    • @bradley8614
      @bradley8614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      M31H L0RD you caught me. I came back to 2015 but ended up staying for a year because I started Steven Universe and I wanna see it through to the end

    • @demondemon5407
      @demondemon5407 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bradley I'm subscribing to you just because of dat

    • @joshuaworley9698
      @joshuaworley9698 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bradley cartoons , ya... talk about looney toons.

  • @everettbyers9378
    @everettbyers9378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I feel like Chuck would do this just to mess with everyone

    • @starch4410
      @starch4410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well referenced my friend

    • @roberthall1305
      @roberthall1305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very

    • @Hassan-ol5hq
      @Hassan-ol5hq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it 02 of October yet?

    • @hhgfft9327
      @hhgfft9327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everett Byers but chuck is gone

    • @AllYourPals
      @AllYourPals 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then amara would throw a hissy fit and spoil the fun

  • @bbag5358
    @bbag5358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    happy 1 million creeps! so glad you have reached this milestone! keep up the amazing narrations!

  • @nathangraves227
    @nathangraves227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I totally 100% agree. It gives the listener a stir of emotion that leaves them thinking long after the story has ended. I, at least, always have a greater gratitude for life after 'CreepyPastas' like this one. To the writer good job and to CreepysMcPasta for giving it life.

  • @LightAmv
    @LightAmv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    A 40+ min creepy pasta I might just Jizzzzzzzz....
    Too late 😩

    • @MRFROST801
      @MRFROST801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I already have 😏😂

    • @obliviouscurse5263
      @obliviouscurse5263 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bryan “Frost” Flores Frost fitting name

    • @lorrainecouper
      @lorrainecouper 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bryan “Frost” Flores do you know anyone called Sophie/Sophia?

    • @jake3938
      @jake3938 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I jizzzzzzz

    • @thomasmidnight8486
      @thomasmidnight8486 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pre-mature ejaculation effect millions of people world wide. Donate to 1-800-White.
      This message brought to you by Sarah McLachlan.

  • @josephstalin9939
    @josephstalin9939 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    This seemed like some missed potential, so aliens created us, cool avenue to explore.But then it's like a computer and it get really cringey when they say 'life 6.0' and 'tech support".

    • @obliviouscurse5263
      @obliviouscurse5263 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah I was into it, but when Ben mentioned computer software and rebooting I thought, with a laugh, what like life is a computer? Then it happened in the story and I just fell out

    • @name1393
      @name1393 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeah the tech support bit threw me off the story i was really liking it until there xD

    • @doublechindoge7
      @doublechindoge7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a dip, but it makes sense...

    • @rtz538
      @rtz538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      New versions of software can have bugs that earlier iterations didn't have, so just because a user experiences a fault/bug with version 2 of a piece of software that doesn't mean version 1 has the same fault. Especially when code is rewritten, new features are added or when supposed redundant code is removed, lots of things can introduce bug even a simple typo. Reverting back to a previous stable version can be a solution while the newer version is patched.

    • @alexmartin7208
      @alexmartin7208 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When Ben said something about "Language Decryption" that's probably what he meant. The aliens didn't actually say "life 6.0" or "refresh" or "tech support" but that's the easiest way Ben could put it into human language and still make sense

  • @icarus3352
    @icarus3352 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Did anyone else get really happy when he mentioned Sherlock?

    • @CreepsMcPasta
      @CreepsMcPasta  8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've been re-watching that series. it's some good stuff!

    • @icarus3352
      @icarus3352 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (holy crap guys he responded. AWESOME) By the way, I love your channel. And yes, I must agree, Sherlock is quite amazing. I die a little inside whenever another day passes without another episode.

    • @brickrowdyruff7904
      @brickrowdyruff7904 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      you

    • @Skull19O1
      @Skull19O1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sherlock Holmes right??

    • @lizard9320
      @lizard9320 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +CreepsMcPasta You have been a lifesaver. I have insomnia due to chronic depression. Nights can get pretty bad for me. I love these stories. Listening to your videos bring me alot comfort and help me sleep.

  • @BestChuuni
    @BestChuuni 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of my favorite stories on your channel. Perfect length and very interesting, although the whole tech support unveil was a little disappointing. The ending was perfect though

  • @AlainDenmark
    @AlainDenmark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I only listen to the long ones when I'm high

  • @lordweebus4367
    @lordweebus4367 8 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Is it just me or does Ben kind of remind anyone else of L, from death note?

    • @fofajerk2638
      @fofajerk2638 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol ya

    • @fofajerk2638
      @fofajerk2638 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol ya

    • @CitrusCircus822
      @CitrusCircus822 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      umn is it bad that that's how I imagined him?

    • @RukonTheCreator
      @RukonTheCreator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe an L with some Edward Elric in there.

    • @cHAWNsHINN
      @cHAWNsHINN 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree! Love Death Note

  • @XXavierSin-XXs
    @XXavierSin-XXs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    There needs to be a second part. The ending wasn't as great as it could 've been.

    • @AJK1471
      @AJK1471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So Get Writing..

    • @thorren1633
      @thorren1633 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +AJK 147 Music He didn't write the first one, he shouldn't have to write the second

    • @XXavierSin-XXs
      @XXavierSin-XXs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AJK 147 Music I can criticize the ending and wish for a second part. I'm not a writer.

    • @XXavierSin-XXs
      @XXavierSin-XXs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +OtakuSasuke Literally just read my message above.

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The second part starts with the beginning of the movie The Land Before Time.

  • @Incred_Canemian
    @Incred_Canemian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Ha! I won the staring contest!

    • @andieeve
      @andieeve 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gg, take the W

    • @thegamingangler6856
      @thegamingangler6856 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      take the L

    • @gtstrajik3199
      @gtstrajik3199 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you very were

    • @Incred_Canemian
      @Incred_Canemian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's it, I'm taking a screen shot of every time someone says "I see you everywhere".

    • @donutz424
      @donutz424 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you everywhere

  • @childishstalker9855
    @childishstalker9855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "yo my planet isn't working"
    "have you tried turning it off and on again"

  • @lisannastrauss4487
    @lisannastrauss4487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Existential crisis, I welcome thee again

  • @whiteprivileged
    @whiteprivileged 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Are you content?" So simple, yet so insightful.

    • @LAZURAYOFFICIAL
      @LAZURAYOFFICIAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      urgh...just look at all your privilege. It's disgusting.

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hiel

  • @limerita994
    @limerita994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My response to, quite literally, every comment.
    1. We all understand that you watched that one anime that no one else has watched because you're unique and can find the better stuff. Except you're not. Everyone has seen Elfen Lied and heard Lilium. Yeah, it has a name. Lilium.
    2. WE GET IT. WINDOWS.
    3.I actually agree about the ending.
    4.Harambe hasn't been in for a good bit of time.
    *Edit:* Made the first question a bit more general.

  • @Hownowkowtow
    @Hownowkowtow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Elfenlied at 40:06, thanks for hitting me in the feels.

    • @michealsolas2735
      @michealsolas2735 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad I wasnt the only one who heard it

  • @katafadasian
    @katafadasian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    one of the best you've taken time to narrate, thanks creeps

  • @anonymoususer3112
    @anonymoususer3112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow, further into my pit of depression I go. These thoughts and ideas are so tantalisingly plausible it's hard to comprehend the seriousness of the possibility of one of these ideas to be real.

  • @AtopLeap
    @AtopLeap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If WE are the software, then why is there a tech support to cater to US rather than those who created us?

    • @Deci.
      @Deci. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3 years late, but it would be the equivalent of sentient robots letting us know they need a repair or patch in their software

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The creators just don't want us to go all skynet on there asses when we find out we are just programs

    • @antithepresent3541
      @antithepresent3541 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Deci. I think more of, "Life" is installed on Earth.. and the "overlords" are getting an answer from Earth itself, even if it's through us.
      It's just that, no matter who responds, the important part is that somebody responded.
      Of course, we'd ask to suit it towards us since..we were able to answer and can judge what would be good..
      the real question is: Could we theorically pay for..additional support and actually meet a "god" ?
      Could we using that paid subscription..fix issues?
      And the deepest thing is that, even if you repay that subscription, and that he becomes the world's admin..
      You have now granted a single man..the power to change how every living thing behaves. In that moment, he becomes a demi-god.

  • @Nyootimus
    @Nyootimus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Creeps... did... did you just say "a trophy" instead of "atrophy"?

  • @NinjaDinosaur321
    @NinjaDinosaur321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    well damn. i was hoping towards the end there'd be a love confession. rip the dream

    • @internetperson3228
      @internetperson3228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I ship it lmfao

    • @raineteeth
      @raineteeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @thabangphoenix1866
      @thabangphoenix1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @kierrafield9168
    @kierrafield9168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The little Sherlock and Doctor Who references, I love it! This story was awesome!

  • @TheAlmightyJello
    @TheAlmightyJello 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like this pasta. It's not about "SP00KY GHOSTS" or the monsters under the bed, It's a much realer fear. That not only you, but your entire species, everything you and anyone you know or know of means nothing in the larger scale. It's the fear of insignificance. Very nicely done.

  • @VVabsa
    @VVabsa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Man, the Elfen lied theme really hit it at the end... This is probably the most perfect ending of the world as the way we knew, I personally would cry myself to madness with it.

  • @TrueBlueOfficial
    @TrueBlueOfficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The scariest part of the creepypasta was when an ad jumpscared me at the end

  • @flamekaizer8476
    @flamekaizer8476 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    that thumbnail looks familiar

    • @meepweep5081
      @meepweep5081 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the name of the picture? Would make a good desktop background.

    • @kevinpoppe8285
      @kevinpoppe8285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it looks like Disturbed's logo just with the face darkened out

    • @flamekaizer8476
      @flamekaizer8476 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly I can't remember, I just use "Search google for image" if I ever need to find it again. Though I've found some pretty good results usually

    • @iamthehighground5942
      @iamthehighground5942 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @blakestallsmithofthematrix3438
      @blakestallsmithofthematrix3438 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Flame Kai'zer ctrl + u then ctrl + f and lookup thumbnail url

  • @hannahdavis5725
    @hannahdavis5725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The author who wrote this really nailed the Lovecraft theme here. The theme of outer beings beyond our understanding that created us and the fear that mankind is insignificant no matter how much we accomplish. The universe will not notice if we suddenly just vanish into thin air, it'll just keep going.

  • @isasock2346
    @isasock2346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    been watching you for so so many years and i still love your channel man!! thank you so much for doing this for so many years ❤

  • @dreamfever2572
    @dreamfever2572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This genuinely made me question my entire existence

    • @jacobjohnstone3799
      @jacobjohnstone3799 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JReece 2601 hell fucking yeaaa

    • @loaf_of_beans1619
      @loaf_of_beans1619 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t get how it was scary though, I’m half way through the video and it just has been interesting, where’s the scare factor?

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loaf_of_Bean S
      ngfl, that’s kinda a stupid question to have halfway through a story.

  • @Misstickal
    @Misstickal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    elfen lied

    • @blakestallsmithofthematrix3438
      @blakestallsmithofthematrix3438 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      elfen is a jerk

    • @Misstickal
      @Misstickal 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blake Stallsmith of the matrix lmao

    • @CosmicErrata
      @CosmicErrata 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Elfen Laid. Elfen got laid.

    • @YouThirtyOne
      @YouThirtyOne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't know about these other 2, but I know what you're talking about.

    • @CosmicErrata
      @CosmicErrata 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You31 I don't know about you, but I know what you're talking about.

  • @oprah.1359
    @oprah.1359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i always feel like the red outlined letters on the pics of the title of ur videos make some sort of secret paragraph

  • @doomkittystudioz7541
    @doomkittystudioz7541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a very sad story. I like these. the ones that aren't consumed by horror, but have character development, and really get you attached to the characters. "so we can see the end together"

  • @madscientistshusta
    @madscientistshusta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    does this remind any of you of hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy?
    or that Southpark episode where earth is a reality TV series! haha that was a good one

  • @lilyhopper2723
    @lilyhopper2723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Well since it's 2019, and we're still here I guess they got it.

    • @mrex3553
      @mrex3553 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      then covid happened :O

  • @fredmax9796
    @fredmax9796 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was a well written story. I would say it was narrated well but that should be a given at this point.

  • @CbadOside
    @CbadOside 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think that life would just take the same course as before. Never ending loop. They'll enjoy those beers together yet again but not for millions of years later

  • @Xorlas_the_fatigued
    @Xorlas_the_fatigued 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is now one of my all time favorite anything's. You also has to play Lilium(that's what I know it as) at the end to really stoke the cold flame of feels.

  • @MarcoPolo3
    @MarcoPolo3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    OKay the addage of Lilium piano version made this story sound from suspenseful to a bitter sweet tale where you really feel useless in the end unable to do anything with a force that could possibly end the world that you know. It made this story seem very very sad and Lilium in the background made that even more so. Bravo man this was great.

  • @wildflamez8532
    @wildflamez8532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My good Sir, You deserve those subscribers.

  • @ReadOut
    @ReadOut 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The stars went out and the sky turned a deep blue. Then we saw words form. 'Illegal Function Call. Rebooting'".

  • @NanamiChiakiOrJinx
    @NanamiChiakiOrJinx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Ayy lmao Elfen Lied

    • @NanamiChiakiOrJinx
      @NanamiChiakiOrJinx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Btw awesome job with 1M subs

    • @notsosunny335
      @notsosunny335 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The music's called Lilium,I think!

    • @lysergicacid2960
      @lysergicacid2960 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it seems like I wasn't the only one who noticed the opening of elfin lied

    • @cisnt9244
      @cisnt9244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew someone else had to have noticed it. lillium.

    • @konosekainoseigi7913
      @konosekainoseigi7913 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! someone else heard it too

  • @galvertw2062
    @galvertw2062 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a very intriguing story, and it's one of the few stories I've read/listened to recently that's actually pretty good! Keep up the good work, Creeps! You make us proud ;)

  • @RenegadexAngel888
    @RenegadexAngel888 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have literally fallen asleep to this every night since you've put this out. It's my favorite sci-fipasta (don't know what else to call it, as it isn't really creepy. Lol)

  • @Maberlys
    @Maberlys 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Do you have an upload schedule? If you do I haven't been able to catch on

    • @Josh-qe1hw
      @Josh-qe1hw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maberly only on days divisible by prime numbers and appear in the 4th 8th and 123rd decimal point of pi

  • @okmnhy9610
    @okmnhy9610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    22nd last time i came this early harambe was live

    • @oceanleone1631
      @oceanleone1631 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      he will be missed

    • @allyrod4642
      @allyrod4642 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      #dicksoutforharambe

    • @khayl497
      @khayl497 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DARK ALCHEMIST 9000 not really

    • @khayl497
      @khayl497 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lourde james did you go see harambe before he died? Did you even know who he was before he became a meme?

    • @tappermate3873
      @tappermate3873 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      HARAMBE IS LIFE

  • @absolutelysolid8041
    @absolutelysolid8041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:33 well straight away I have some gripes and questions, the fact that the earth is spinning at approximately 1000 miles per hour I’m almost positive if it suddenly just stopped it would have quite an impact on the planet taking in count Newton’s first law of motion an object in motion will stay in motion unless an equal or greater force is applied which means if the earth suddenly stopped spinning at its 1000 miles per hour everything not secured down onto the planet will suddenly start flying at 1000 miles per hour and everything secured down will have 1000 Newton’s of force applied to it, buildings would collapse, there would be massive tsunami‘s, shit would get real

    • @GMcafee
      @GMcafee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the only thing you found wrong in the story... 🤔🤔

    • @satoatsuji8392
      @satoatsuji8392 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No that wouldn't. Because earth didn't stop, everything else did. That's why they said when they looked outside of earth they found discrepancy

  • @syndromeofadowns
    @syndromeofadowns 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    the new title card thing is really cool iv seen this in a few of the new pastas. keep up the great work creeps

  • @TheShadow0515
    @TheShadow0515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congratulations on 1 million + subscribers. :)

  • @kevinpoppe8285
    @kevinpoppe8285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    dose any one else think that this could be alternative script to the matrix?

  • @joshmitchell9360
    @joshmitchell9360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You just got pranked

  • @insertgoodchannelnamehere
    @insertgoodchannelnamehere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is one of my favorite creepypastas. One of the main reasons is the ending. It states "And there we sat, laughing and drinking beer until our world ended... maybe." It doesn't actually say what happened. It just remains up for speculation.

  • @egg2520
    @egg2520 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    First actually good pasta I've heard in a long while

  • @clard
    @clard 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    probs the best type of creepypastas, the ones that make you feel that the world is some game, it feels so surreal, and I love it so much :D

  • @AlysidaMagica
    @AlysidaMagica 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That felt more like the plot of an apocalypse movie than a creepypasta. I still liked it, it just didn't feel like it really fit with the title it was given.

  • @user-mt7zh5sq7i
    @user-mt7zh5sq7i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What did they say? They said..."Send bob and vegana"

  • @immortalwolf3055
    @immortalwolf3055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    is this another "science is the root of evil" stories? wow i loved the ending. by the way, what would you do if you found a high tech super computer deep under ground that looked extremely ancient and started tinkering with it and discovered various discrepancies in its coding software among trillions of files and started executing various functions and repairing coding errors only to discover that it contained earths operating system and you were causing changes across the planet. what would you do?

    • @wormwoodtheburningone1142
      @wormwoodtheburningone1142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Immortal Wolf push all the buttons at once,of course.I enjoyed your comment.

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd program it to hook me up with tons of goodies and a huge stash of greens. Cuz i know i would need to smoke a lot to try staying sane after finding that out.

    • @darkhighwayman1757
      @darkhighwayman1757 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats why you never change production code

  • @MrPalmTree
    @MrPalmTree 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on 1mil subscribers Creeps!

  • @BelelEscabel
    @BelelEscabel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    9/10, adequate delivery of the narration. Story was a bit slow, but it was necessary and it had a bigger punch than most others I've heard.

  • @xxcelestialdreamxx7709
    @xxcelestialdreamxx7709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    aliens please turn 2016 off and turn it back on again.

  • @junaidarshad1410
    @junaidarshad1410 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    im born on 25th of march wtf

  • @skeever_teeth7177
    @skeever_teeth7177 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was fricken AWESOME!

  • @spadeofhearts713
    @spadeofhearts713 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta love creepy pastas. Interesting as hell, regardless of how much time has passed

  • @ThEsTrAnGeOnEe
    @ThEsTrAnGeOnEe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lowkey, this is my Bob Ross

  • @-eternal
    @-eternal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At least the tech support is good. Can't say that about a few specific companies here on Earth.

  • @endmenow9651
    @endmenow9651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I swear to god you are reading a newspaper instead of pursuing the meaning of the ultimate puzzle of humanity with this brilliant man?!

    • @endmenow9651
      @endmenow9651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like too add as well the smart guys friend is a dick

  • @superiodity
    @superiodity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He should of read the reply he got from the alien tech guy in an indian accent, would of lightened up the mood a bit.

  • @Bradadactyl
    @Bradadactyl 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just realized that the ending is "Lilium" from elfen lied. That's awesome. Nice one Creeps.

  • @fourtweven
    @fourtweven 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    41:05 Tbh I fangirled more than I should have when I recognized the background music

  • @taliban_skate_vids
    @taliban_skate_vids 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ben is a cool 90s hacker.

    • @AJK1471
      @AJK1471 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Isn't Real..

    • @kevinpoppe8285
      @kevinpoppe8285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +AJK 147 Music no shit Sherlock

    • @shane4622
      @shane4622 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +AJK 147 Music Actually, Ben is real. He programmed you to think that he wasn't, though. Ben did that to all of us but I found out the truth through a glitch.

    • @neptunehorizon702
      @neptunehorizon702 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AJK 147 Music I am real

    • @blakestallsmithofthematrix3438
      @blakestallsmithofthematrix3438 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ben Anderson no (off to the side; guys we have a broken code)

  • @Jimpiedepimpie
    @Jimpiedepimpie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The Day the earth stood still" would've been a much more obvious joke.

  • @pluendi916
    @pluendi916 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why would God blink, he's an omnipotent being. Would his eyes really dry out as fast as our eyes?

    • @Christopher0184
      @Christopher0184 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why would a mythical creation of the arrogant human mind blink?

  • @NEOgeek402
    @NEOgeek402 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    really enjoying your storys. listening every night.

  • @RandomPotatoOfficialYoutube
    @RandomPotatoOfficialYoutube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    well, if he's writing this from a first person past tense perspective, and said "probably" at the end, that means he's writing this hundreds of millions of years after the paleozoic era (dinosaurs) ended and humans are back, along with him, recalling what happened. that would explain deja vu... what an amazingly written story.