I'm shocked the lizard thought a ceramic knife would pass as a human weapon. They are barely strong enough to be used as cooking implements, you need metal to make a knife fit for hunting or warfare. Otherwise we snap the blade with barely any real force applied.
@@avroarchitect1793 Not entirely true - ceramic blades are harder, and thus more likely to chip or break if used on any particularly hard materials, like glass, bone, or stone, but decent ceramic blades retain a sharp edge some ten times as long as a steel blade will, so a ceramic blade could be preferable to a steel blade for the purpose of, say, gutting or skinning prey when hunting. You are right about it being a poor choice for a combat weapon, though. Ceramic blades are good for, hm, more finesse work, where metal alloy blades are better suited for messier brute-force work, such as ending a creature that's unwilling to be ended.
@@BrazenBard correct, ceramic blades are just super brittle. They are hard yes (and by extension can be super sharp and hold that edge) but, they can't flex under load and shatter when loaded. Cooking, low load cutting and butchering are about the only uses where ceramic is superior to alloy steel.
My biggest issue with the first story is that it’s blatant excessive force, with how easy she broke the aliens wrist it just makes humanity look like we’re bloodthirsty, when in reality, a lot of us feel bad just from accidentally hurting someone, with how the first alien could even assume it was self defence is questionable, because he was no longer able to hurt anyone with the state his arm was in
I can tell you from personal experience, in a race as long as 3k meters you are plenty aware of your surroundings and not finishing in last would not be a surprise to anybody unless the pool is wider than 6 lanes and you are on one end of it
When a human says "hold my beer" it's supposed to translate to "run for your life"! You want an ENDURANCE swim? Let me introduce you to the English Channel.
If a human female says "hold my beer", unless you are marine, you're in trouble. That one line, means she's either from the country, the trailer park, or the ghetto, or even worse, former military, which means she KNOWS how to fight. And when you combine one of the first 3 options with that last one ... heaven help you.
If an Olympic pool is an endurance test... What would the aquatic and semi aquatic races think of human endurance races?... It seems that it was apparently an average for water dwellers to be partial to escaping threats via the land where humans just built for energizer bunny, wouldn't be surprised if they found out other races existed that could lap a human in the same time but were from a planet like Subnautica where space flight has to take off from a barge instead of the ground putting them behind the galactic stage a few decades
@@chrisdufresne9359 The theory that we evolved from a semi-aquatic species. Like the opposite direction from how some marine mammals went into the ocean from the land. Pointing to our relative lack of body hair and some other features which I don't recall.
Death by stupidity counts as suicide.
Humans: hold on, I'm a speed run this.
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Imagine if we sent Micheal Phelps... they'd reclassify our species as marine predator.
If we send in discord mods the. We would be classified as predator
ouch
More likely semi-aquatic since we can’t breath under water
But idk
Ocean swimmers are tough. The objective is to get to shore as soon as possible. Pools are calm and easy... no wonder he finished first or near first.
1) a sad and messy end for a sad, incompetent alien.
2) how did he not notice that he overtook those swimming close to him?
You *never* challenge a human once "hold my beer," is spoken for fear of karmic backlash
vital lesson, if a human puts down its beer without emptying it some shet is about to happen.
Somone offends a human
Her response :"Lmao murder time"
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I'm shocked the lizard thought a ceramic knife would pass as a human weapon. They are barely strong enough to be used as cooking implements, you need metal to make a knife fit for hunting or warfare. Otherwise we snap the blade with barely any real force applied.
@@avroarchitect1793 Not entirely true - ceramic blades are harder, and thus more likely to chip or break if used on any particularly hard materials, like glass, bone, or stone, but decent ceramic blades retain a sharp edge some ten times as long as a steel blade will, so a ceramic blade could be preferable to a steel blade for the purpose of, say, gutting or skinning prey when hunting.
You are right about it being a poor choice for a combat weapon, though. Ceramic blades are good for, hm, more finesse work, where metal alloy blades are better suited for messier brute-force work, such as ending a creature that's unwilling to be ended.
@@BrazenBard correct, ceramic blades are just super brittle. They are hard yes (and by extension can be super sharp and hold that edge) but, they can't flex under load and shatter when loaded. Cooking, low load cutting and butchering are about the only uses where ceramic is superior to alloy steel.
My biggest issue with the first story is that it’s blatant excessive force, with how easy she broke the aliens wrist it just makes humanity look like we’re bloodthirsty, when in reality, a lot of us feel bad just from accidentally hurting someone, with how the first alien could even assume it was self defence is questionable, because he was no longer able to hurt anyone with the state his arm was in
"hold my beer" the challenge to martial combat and formal warning to all present.
yarp
Or some idiotic stunt is about to be performed... No matter what, somebody is getting hurt...
Suicide by human is an... interesting way to choose to go.
Hold my beer!!!
...How are you going to treat it?.... long pause Drole tone Suuicide.
Me listening... peels of laughter 🤣
Big lizard alien threatens a small furry alien? Yeah. It's definitely hold my beer time.
When a human says 'Hold my beer' it is often followed by winning a Darwin Award. She got lucky
"Self Defense? "
"Suicide."
I can tell you from personal experience, in a race as long as 3k meters you are plenty aware of your surroundings and not finishing in last would not be a surprise to anybody unless the pool is wider than 6 lanes and you are on one end of it
Galaxy full of alien creatures and non aquatic humans probly both my dude
@@thegreattobi3646 but for someone seeded at the edge, most likely the people you are faster than are going to be right next to you, so you'd notice
Again they dint know they probly put him there because hed be easier to rescue/help if he was hurt remember to them it was a marathon event
@@thegreattobi3646 I'm sorry, the point I was trying to make was that there's no way that HE was surprised to find himself not in last
Yay sorry i miss read that so bad its like 3 am here and i aint all here
i'd probably swim on my back just to keep it cool :P
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When a human says "hold my beer" it's supposed to translate to "run for your life"!
You want an ENDURANCE swim? Let me introduce you to the English Channel.
The swimming contest needs expanding I didn't get enough of the story
If a human female says "hold my beer", unless you are marine, you're in trouble. That one line, means she's either from the country, the trailer park, or the ghetto, or even worse, former military, which means she KNOWS how to fight. And when you combine one of the first 3 options with that last one ... heaven help you.
Make that a HUMAN marine!
Yes being a pursuit predator does have its advantages
Poor Marilit. Look at what he got caught up in there. He was just doing his job earlier.
If an Olympic pool is an endurance test... What would the aquatic and semi aquatic races think of human endurance races?... It seems that it was apparently an average for water dwellers to be partial to escaping threats via the land where humans just built for energizer bunny, wouldn't be surprised if they found out other races existed that could lap a human in the same time but were from a planet like Subnautica where space flight has to take off from a barge instead of the ground putting them behind the galactic stage a few decades
Just wait until they learn about the aquatic ape theory...
I've heard the Stoned Ape theory, but never the Aquatic Ape theory. Any chance you could link something to explain it?
@@chrisdufresne9359 The theory that we evolved from a semi-aquatic species. Like the opposite direction from how some marine mammals went into the ocean from the land. Pointing to our relative lack of body hair and some other features which I don't recall.
"Hold my beer."
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Suicide, lol!
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