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It is with great pleasure gentlemen that I inform you we have almost reached history meme 169
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And I gave you the 69th like
Switzerland in both of wars be like:
I observe all that transpires here, but I do not, cannot, will not interfere. For I am...the Watcher
“But I will take everyone’s money. What war crimes?”
My history teacher: *about to discuss the lesson*
My brain who already learned it all from memenade: I'm four parallels ahead of you
@1:10 Imagine the English NOT wanting to call a pineapple "an anus." 😂
6:48 No joke, this actually happened to my dad. We live in Verona, that has an ancient Roman Arena that looks like a mini version of the Colosseum. It's the symbol of the city and it's the most know fact about it in Italy (exept for Romeo and Juliet). Well, my dad was going to a buisness dinner with these people and there was an American. When this guy saw the 2000 year old Roman building, his words were "Why don't you demolish that useless rock pile and build a parking lot instead?"
Stalin's government: we are the saviours of Russia
Russian people after WW1: will you feed us and give us rights like the rest of Europe?
Stalin's government: _No, I don't think I will_
Columbus actually treated the Indians fairly and brutally punished several of his crew mates when they treated them harshly. Da las Casas arrived after Columbus was back in Spain after being slandered by Francisco de Bombadilla
This is gonna be a good video
First to comment on this comment which is gonna get popular.. because it’s a comment
@@Javierr3 are you over the age of 25 by any chance?
Will be
@@TheReal_GigaChad no
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I love your memes! Keep up the good work!
Nice. I'd also like him to keep up the splendid work.
Iq gained from school: 10
Iq gained from memes: 10000000
Iq gained from memenade: 100000000000000000
History memes are better are teaching me history than school
My history exam mark:📈📈
Exam question : what did the japanese commit when they make a dishonorable mistake?
you: uuuuuhhh spatula ?
@@L4zyasz sepukku
Knuckles the CEO of memes approve these memes that teaches me hystori better than school
Actually it's worth pointing out that some Japanese soldiers in the years following WW2 didn't surrender after VJ Day in 1945, In some places like the Philippines for ex there were garrisons that didn't turn themselves in until 30 years after WW2 ended
The world's hidden history
when youre losing a war and have to surrender
Imperial Japanese empire: i know what i have to do, but i dont know if i have the strength to do it
It’s incredible how people think the war against Japan in ww2 was so easy. Unbelievably false.
This is so funny I love it I’m subscribing ❤❤❤❤
IJN: loses a bunch of aircraft carriers and experienced aviators and sailors along with em in midway.
Also the IJN: does it again in the Philippine sea.
Also the IJN: does yet again in leyte gulf.
Masafumi Arima: oh yeah is big brain time!
how it feels when you already know some of this stuff:
Great video
Here within your living time award: 🏆
I swear to god If you showed a Cavemen a new age music video they would have a fucking seizure and there heads would explode
Wouldn't they die from viruses we carry first ?
War: *exists*
Literally every nation fighting in that war: "Geneva Conventions, prepare to be ignored!"
I love your vids
Oh jolly,new vid
Good memes
Memenade is best, this is the first video I’ve been early to tho
America: England, you're taxing us to hard!
England: I missed the part where that's my problem.
and yet England or rather Britain still lost the war and the Americans got what they wanted anyway 😉
in france, we called the HRE "le saint empire germanique" translated to the holy germaic empire, so no problem
I love the part where Venezuela is trying to brag about how their military can take on the US, and Japan counters with their experience in WWII.
I mean it's half truth cuz, US government can't overtrown venezuelan communist regime with a coup d'etat, still they could easily take over the goverment with a military operation like the invasion of Irak (of course japannese experience doesn't count because the US is likely 99% not using nukes against non-nuclear countries)
When you speak English, British, Scottish, Irish, and Australian: Mr. Worldwide
3:15 the casual ratio, however is irrelevant just like it was on the eastern front in ww2
Bro spongebob has been on the thumbnails now
5:21 Colombus was put in prision by the catholic monarcs before Bartholome wrote the fantasious book about the servitude of natives. When in the laws and in the monarcs words, the natives were subjects of the crown and have the same rights as a peninsular person and ocasionaly more because they dont have dead penalty(Why? they dont know the cristianity before and the castillian culture and they know that a lot natives where doing human sacrificies in their cultures), they languages where protected and more. If you investigate a person can encounter a lot of things.
1:27 gun go brrr
Thank you now i won't study history
0:58 bro the polenesians
12:21 got me GOOD
Technically, FDR was president for life
3:09 yes but the Sky is speaking napalms
Thanks
Now my IQ on history is ♾
I’m four parallel universes ahead of you
5:57 (n(n+1))/2
it still hurts that a grade schooler was able to figure this out in a few minutes when he was bored, but it takes me three attempts to put in a USB cable that only has two different ways to go in :(
Good video
2:28 that meme is so real
I'm going to show this to my teacher
I have arrived 37 minutes after it was posted, its funny how im early for once
The era of european colonizarion started with portugal taking ceuta
5:27
Bye Bye Empire of Japan!
4:01 tankie alert
2:16 the British werent alone in the revolutionary war, the British had help from the German Hessians and the American Loyalists but the British still lost
Which would win:
A 1.3 meters long british classic knight sword from 13th century japan or 3 classic samurai katanas from 14th century japan, 2 in hands, last one's hand placement part is in the mouth. Completely naked, same buff and body, no armor, both are equally skillful at total in their own fighting styles
History teacher absent sub:
compare samurai and knights at either their earliest or at their latest periods. simple lol
cavemen speaking ooga booga and booga ooga: booga
It's actually "Thou Shalt Not Murder". Righteous killing is allowed.
Bible: Thout shalt not kill
Crusaders and colonisers: Laws can be changed if necessary
gentlemen, ladies, and other besties, it is with great sadness I tell you that my nail got chopped in half *but* I got platform converse in my favorite color :>
When did Egypt train Assyrian rebels?
1:16 It's called ananász on Hungarian. 😁
When even Hungarian is consistent with European standards and your language isn’t, you know you fucked up.
@@francois-mariearouet9379 if you know how hard is it, than I get you somewhere.
The history of the human race: we love to fight.
yes im not typing first to this video. How could you tell?
3:06 he also didnt include Math
Ah yes Pol Got
6:55 thins only kids from 1880s would understand
I love how during Columbus when news of the natives oppression reach princess isabel she was PISSED cause she wanted them to befriend the natives
Sorry I'm late I was watching Minecraft live. The sniffer won.
It was actually thou shall not murder in 1:57
10:52 It finally became a memw
6:03 it’s 5050
10:28 both good subjects
Wait didn't the native founded America since they lived in the American
Ah yes
Where is spooketober memes
Irish discovered america first
3:25 ?!??
All artifacts from the Roman Empire belong to Rome. All artifacts from the Persian Empire belong to Ian. The two will goto war over disputed artifacts.
what happened in chile on september 11th?
Some people (Americans and Japanese alike) live on that island.
0:44 why?
True part with balkan is true
its not thou shalt not kill its thou shall not murder, theyre different
Don't worry I will try again this time with masks
2:39
Japanese high ranks:oh no the Americans welp time to commit sepuko
5:00 Name of warrior??
Aaahh
My history meme
The guy that started ww3 i had that in the bag how did i lose
Hitler and the assassin that started ww1 first time???
Serbia didn’t lose
Christopher Columbus was Italian 😐
8:34 ?
Yk I want to live in 1500 beauty standards 😅
Epic
do you have a counter😊
What about Germany or the Soviet Union for the most evil colonisers?
Bro do i get unbanned in the Discord server for too Many warns?
2:02 3:44
0:32
,,Ninja vs. Samurai is the dumbest debate ever"
,,What?"
,,Shinobi (Ninja) were just light infantry and spies in Sengoku Jidai period, and Samurais were Noble warriors, equivalent of European spies. It was not uncommon for a Shinobi to be Samurai, and it was never a disgrace"
,,Basically, our imagination about Shinobi is wrong on so many levels, but Samurai vs. Ninja thing is part of it"
,,Fair enough"
2:41
,,War which revolutioned air warfare"
WW1: *Woman with many vocals*
WW2: *Man with one vocal*
3:48
XVIIth Century Lisovians when they weren't paid by Polish-Lithuanian King: *We got a city to burn*
4:18
Italy: *I am Rome's successor!*
Russia: *No, I am!*
*Amateurs!*
What was that, punk?
Spain ruled by Roman Emperor to this day: *Amateurs!*
4:36
Potato: *beer*
XVIIIth Century Poles-Lithuanians: *It's an awful, awful...*
*(You can make alcohol with it)*
Poles-Lithuanians: *...-ly delicious* [vegetable] *!*
6:01
Polish President in 1939: ,,War is upon us, but the busses to evacuate our gold are broken. I give you 3 days to repair all of them"
Polish mechanics:
*That's outragous!*
*Done* [in a few hours]
8:05
Conquistador Hernan Cortez in XVIth Century: *Hello,* [Natives] *I came to* [plunder]
Aztecs: *He is a messiah!*
8:18
Otton III impressed by the level of civilisation development of Polish Kingdom and level of its faith, personally giving King Bolesław his crown: *Proud man shaking hand*
King Bolesław I Chrobry with two wives and opinion of satanic warmonger: *Confused man shaking hand*
9:54
Battleships after WW2: *I'm still worthy!*
Development of rocket technology: *Are you sure about that?*
11:34
Mesco I: *Should I change my religion?*
Wife#1: *No*
Wife#2: *No*
Wife#3: *No*
Wife#4: *No*
Wife#5: *No*
Wife#6: *No*
Wife#7: *Uhh...maybe?*
*All hail Polish Kingdom, wall of Christianity!*
12:08
4th of June 1989 in Poland: 🙂
4th of June 1989 in China: 😳
At 11:33, Judaism was never that big on converts. Islam accepted converts, but often used duress. Becoming a Muslim exempted one from crippling taxes levied on non-Muslims and people on ships captured by Barbary Coast pirates could either convert to Islam or be sold as slaves. Among many pagan cultures, the Christian claim of 'One God, who loves you' was enough as a selling point, without the additional incentive that the Pope forbade the enslavement of any baptized native (the Pope also did his best to flood the Americas with baptizing missionaries).
When Memenade doesn't start with the British time intro: *Somethings wrong, I can feel it*
5:54
What countryhumans basically are..
*It takes alot of scrolling because CH are dangerous*
I agree country humans are dangerous, especially when Sweden or Japan is in it.
Allies: fuck the Axis
Axis: fuck the Allies
Finland: fuck both of em