I love how this video is basically centered around the prince being a preacher, and the poplins are all either selling or doing drugs. and Bowser is... A motivation speaker??
"Cockfight" (n.) _A cockfight is an organized fight between two roosters held in a ring called a cock pit. These birds called gamecocks are bred and conditioned for increased strength and stamina._ Huh, the more you know
15:26 Jay, that's not what you think it is, that's actually an illegal betting game (at least in the US) where you literally fight Roosters, aka, that.
@greglurt I would like to not let anything stop me, but unfortunately the ability to do that requires setting out time for you to recover and is locked behind a paywall
i've seen a few of these multi-translated games, but i think this version is the best. the dialog is not completely broken to the point of random loose words, there are still sentences. the dialog is also not full of curse words and profanity, only the occasional one. and sometimes i can even guess what the original text was, yet it is still very funny.
"Auto-infused mushrooms" "This salt makes me feel good" "There are no bad drugs in the world" The fact that all these are in mario wonder, the game that everyone said looked like it was on weed is insane.
"He has to go" "There is a reason for this" "Prince Florian changed his mind! Good luck! The character is missing" "This is blood" "BEHIND" Feels like a creepypasta ROM hack.
The preacher voice being done for Prince Florian literally just sounds like Dick Wubhamer from Sublo and Tangy Mustard, which makes the "I am your boss" line 20 times funnier to me
I need a group channel of Skippy The Tutorial, JayMoji, Failboat, and Branzycraft. Like the Underdogs, Party Crashers, Wild/Card, and Sidequest. The chemistry between them all is just way too good.
I would never realistically have to come up with a way for a Southern pastor to refer to cocaine, but "the rock of the crystal crack" would probably be pretty much exactly what I'd use
It took me a sec to realize there was a third person in chat, so I was kinda blown away by how different failboat sounded doing a pastor voice for a bit lol
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@@JayMoji what if I'm already subscribed?
I love how this video is basically centered around the prince being a preacher, and the poplins are all either selling or doing drugs. and Bowser is... A motivation speaker??
Looks like that wonder flower really kicked in
Not that much different of the original game 😂
no, he’s photo of cuba tower
Google Translate REALLY likes making everyone but Bowser the bad guy in the Mario series, huh?
And yoshi can open his nasty tongue and cough with the push of a button
I forgot that Wonder is nearly a year old now. It still feels like it just came out.
Hold on WHAT?!?!
no i refuse to believe that
Nah….no way
A YEAR????
I feel so old
Stop
0:35 Dude how did they not notice that "Yoshi and Navi are losers, not immortals." in the bottom right
Ikr! I laughed so hard at it. Sad they didn't mention it.
*a pig again a pig what is*
They didn’t want to admit the truth, it was too much…
“immortality is for LOSERS !!!!”
I KNOWW i was dyingggg
6:55 “I want to use you, princess!” Is an absolute violation what the hell
17:08 It somehow gets worse-
Live reaction: 😦
WOAH WOAH,,,
7:05 “I’m kinda getting into it let’s see where it goes” 💀
He can’t cook
“Mario I wonder what the fuck is going on”
GOBBO
"Mario I wonder what the fuck theyre saying"
Amen brother hallelujah
Lol
😂
Mario wonder why 911 won’t work
My autism diagnosis but I google translated it 100 times
How about my intrusive thoughts, but Google translated it 100 times
@@Lolbitdrangonmaster good one
What the hell would that look like 💀
@@Umbreon_932 any game that a lot of autistic people like but it’s google translated a tom
I unironically want to see this LOL
1:02 Seeing Toad just yell "FUCK" out of nowhere made me laugh way harder than it should've LMFAO
That's not toad 😂😂😂
@@hudsongallison8118Oh, oops LOL
Lol 😂😂😂
That's hilarious!🤣
@@SomeGalNamedEvenow worries, it’s a poplin
10:45 *To celebrate, Wigler is giving away a packet of auto infused mushrooms.*
- Prince Florian 2024
This shittake tastes like a Honda civic
drugs my favourite
Prince Floriano*
0:25 Dan’s profile picture there is literally so silly and also the most Dan thing ever. And I love it so much I can’t stop giggling-
1:02 That dude just say "FUCK!" when he got trapped in jail and that is really hilarious!🤣🤣
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
6:55 This is the freakiest poplin in the flower kingdom, stay away.
I hope Priest Florian will help him get back on the right path but it might be too late 💀
Dans account picture is.. scaring me😭😭
Is that a mod or is that possible with like a picture?
1:12 And no @JayMoji this was not translated I just thought it was funny
to be fair, it was hilarious
And you were very much correct LOL
And the funny reward goes to...
2:41 an Italian priest???
*MADE IN HEAVEN*
Was that a jojo reference?
Do you believe in gravity?
“There are no bad drugs in the world!”
-Prince Floriano 7:43
I suddenly have an urge to draw prince florino as a pastor 💀
And is giving out drugs 💀💀💀
Do It
@@Certified_IdiotLol all right lol
@@Certified_IdiotLolI did it and I looks cursed 😭
Show me @@A.RandomShark
I genuinely don’t think there was a better pathway for this game than the way of Pastor Florian and the Poplin drug organisation
"Cockfight" (n.)
_A cockfight is an organized fight between two roosters held in a ring called a cock pit. These birds called gamecocks are bred and conditioned for increased strength and stamina._
Huh, the more you know
The “There are no bad drugs” line is perfect for Mario Wonder, the most LSD Mario game ever
It all checks out
Um... Brother Florian? I was listening to your recent sermon and i have some....... Concerns.
Bringing in Skip and Boat for this was the best decision, y'all's comedy paired with the translations were just amazing
15:26
Jay, that's not what you think it is, that's actually an illegal betting game (at least in the US) where you literally fight Roosters, aka, that.
17:59
Jay: "This level sucks."
Game: "I agree"
LMAO
It says escape but it looks real bad
18:06 I say a word it starts with F- it ends in F- the word is F- F-
*Poetry:*
12:48 the second part seemed like a legitimate sentence, weird how they show up...
All the translations in this game and series is hilarious
7:43 especially this one got me chuckling XD
I enjoyed this form of digital entertainment. Thank you
2:02 THE GIRLIES WHO GET IT GET IT!!
0:35 Daisy being "art" is the most perfect thing about this image, because she infact is one heck of a piece of art.
6:50 THIS WAS SUCH AN OUT OF POCKET TRANSLATION😭😭😭😭HOW DID IT COME UP WITH THIS
17:52 "this level sucks" titlecard: i agree
4:14 Why is it that Bowser always translates to Cuba? What does Google Translate know that we don’t?
Maybe they're using the Japanese script as the base, where Bowser is called Koopa
In Chinese Bowser is Kùbà/Kùbā
15:16 the best part
Why did it work so well XD
13:43 "I know how to raise magic spirits" of course somebody on salts would say that
Are they just going to ignore the "Yoshi and Navi are losers, not immortals" 0:52
15:39 waiting for the day this shows up again
13:38 that's no salt
Yeah, that's COCAI-
Holy shit Pope Floriano said where I live exactly at 4:44 HOLY SHIT!
10:49 AYO PRIEST FLORIAN?????
Do you have some mushrooms left? 👀
No absolutely not
I can give you the name of the seller though
18:02”this level sucks!”
Game:”*I agree*”
11:48 europe discovering colonization
1:08 bro was so scared that he couldn’t even think of not saying bad words and just let it out XD
15:38 I WISH
Same-
TRANS FEM SPOTTED! INITIATE PET *pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*
pfp checks out 😭
Good luck with that! You are a strong individual, do whatever you want and don’t let anyone stop you!
@greglurt I would like to not let anything stop me, but unfortunately the ability to do that requires setting out time for you to recover and is locked behind a paywall
The freaking Florian voice sounds like god damn DJ Grooves
the fact you can ruin any game by just translating a couple times is amazing 1:05 😭
Yo I love watching these while I’m doing art
What are you making? (If you're comfortable saying!)
I just remembered drawing fail and friends' cursed photoshops and now I want to do that again lol
@@spitefulchandelier currently, I’m drawing a pic of all the agents. Suggested by a viewer
wait same omg
LMAO SAME jay is perfect to draw to
You love watching these while you're doing Daisy?
6:14Where the "Ride" Actions for Yoshi would be, it says "Depends on the Age." I love Google Translate.
I want to witness this animated.
6:00
I like here that it likely turned pound (weight) into kilos, and ground became land.
Ground pound = kilo of land.
i've seen a few of these multi-translated games, but i think this version is the best.
the dialog is not completely broken to the point of random loose words, there are still sentences.
the dialog is also not full of curse words and profanity, only the occasional one.
and sometimes i can even guess what the original text was, yet it is still very funny.
Kirby translated 100 times
HELP I THOUGHT THAT SAID “KIRBY TRANSGENDERED 1000 TIMES” LMAO
@@HelpimstuckinthewallsLMFAO
@@Helpimstuckinthewalls💀
This is the kind of content we need. Just some chaotic nonsense and how players will play this
1:19 It’s sounds like the Devil from Cuphead is saying that he wants to destroy the flower kingdom!
"Auto-infused mushrooms"
"This salt makes me feel good"
"There are no bad drugs in the world"
The fact that all these are in mario wonder, the game that everyone said looked like it was on weed is insane.
It's always such an alien feeling to hear skip swear
"He has to go"
"There is a reason for this"
"Prince Florian changed his mind! Good luck! The character is missing"
"This is blood"
"BEHIND"
Feels like a creepypasta ROM hack.
Well, at least the popling at 6:55 is honest
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12:25 I think there is NULL from Baldi's basics
17:00, uhh, anyone know what happened to the ground here???
0:11 No a.n.d.i. is our favorite thing
How have more people not subscribed yet? The dynamic you all have is so good and makes me smile and feel better after a bad day
The preacher voice being done for Prince Florian literally just sounds like Dick Wubhamer from Sublo and Tangy Mustard, which makes the "I am your boss" line 20 times funnier to me
You are so underrated bro, keep up the good work! You have one of the best senses of humour currently on the internet.
I went an entirely different way when hearing the Yoshi cough line at 18:26. I thought it was implying yoshi coughs like a toddler
I need a group channel of Skippy The Tutorial, JayMoji, Failboat, and Branzycraft. Like the Underdogs, Party Crashers, Wild/Card, and Sidequest. The chemistry between them all is just way too good.
"Yoshi and Navi are losers, not immortals"
That fact that is is released on a Sunday is ironic. Need more pastor floriano
7:43 I beg to differ, Father Floriano
Mario wonder more like drugs and auto-infused mushrooms 😂😂
know the flower is crazy
I always enjoy Jay and Dan shenanigans, but this trio dynamic is just up to another level!
18:42 "yoshi felt bad. Try changing the value from 0 to 0." 😆😂 He felt bad because ya'll made fun of him. 😂
19:01 that came out of nowhere, but I couldn’t stop laughing!! “9 out of 10 doctors say you’re a DIPSHIT.” 😂😂
0:30 Okay, thanks for clarifying, Skip
Just wanted to clarify.
I love how Floriano’s pastor voice sounds an awful lot like DJ Grooves from A Hat in Time
I’m only halfway through this video, and this is the first time I shed more than 1 tear laughing
Nothing could’ve prepared me for “I want to use you, princess”
12:12,the flower says
“Are you and I board?”🤣no,no I am not😂
I would never realistically have to come up with a way for a Southern pastor to refer to cocaine, but "the rock of the crystal crack" would probably be pretty much exactly what I'd use
I did actually find a Flower Shop in Malta, its closed today, unfortunately :(
*consumes Dan's profile's picture*
It took me a sec to realize there was a third person in chat, so I was kinda blown away by how different failboat sounded doing a pastor voice for a bit lol
please never stop doing this😭
Jay i’m really sick rn and the only youtuber i can water is you because you don’t constantly scream, thank you
*Watch*
Vehicular Manslaughter!
Anxious Diarrhea!
Ol’ Reliable of Google Translate
Difficulty!
What?! Smith was found guilty!
@@myarmsrgone The river is full of lions!
I like that Mario in select character screen is "I woke up"
What's Luigi's, I can't entirely tell.
Ads are actually giving me a pause to rest from laughing so hard dude why the hell is this so funny
This needs to be a whole series i have to become a loyal follower of Pastor Prince Floriano
0:37 “Yoshi and Navi are losers, not immortals.”
This is my favorite sentence from this entire series.
Hearing Skip swear made me choke on my own breath cause I’m not used to it lmao
8:47 it’s ironic how he’s called a company poplin
When they were choosing characters, it said: “yoshi and navi are losers, not immortals.” And i just found that funny
5:45 A N C I E N T C H I N
we need more of this series
14:55 Let's go! Poland mentioned :)
I'd never thought I'd hear Skip The Tutorial being vulgar but it made my day
10:36 idk why i find this funny😭
6:27 this part is my favorite because its too funny to me 😭🙏🙏🙏
I have adhd this video is going to play on repeat at 3am