Cool fact: Snom can learn Substitute through TRs. It might be useful for Leon's Charizard. 2 other moves that might help are Rest and Sleep Talk (through TM/TR).
@@militsa7214 Magikarp is water type which is good against fire type and snom is a ice/bug type which is really bad against fire and of course charizard is part flying.
Poke tips: “I’m a giant snom so I think we know who’s getting intimidated here” Snom: **has a adorable face with cute smol eyes** Yes,yes she is intimidating 13:59
POKESNOM, A HEART SO TRUUUE, OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH, YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU, POOKEEESNOOOOOM1!!! GOTTA CATCH IT NOW, GOTTA CATCH IT NOW, POKESNOM!!!!!!!!
please gve us part 3. And I so hope you let her evolve after beating leon in the pokemon leage, this poor little nom deserves to have her evolution in the end :)
@@acidicmangoes sure but evolving it after beating leon in the main game means he already won the challenge before she evolves. hence the evolution does not break the challenge
For the double battles, you could have just got a magikarp and make it use splash because it does nothing. That also would make it so raboot doesn’t put Nom at a slight disadvantage.
A quick tip: To find a Dhelmise, thou can travel to Outer Spikemuth, where it appears, and fly to Outer Spikemuth from Outer Spikemuth, therefore regenerating the spawns.
The reason I believe Opals’ favourite colour is purple is because she embodies the Queen somewhat and the colour that was used to symbolise royalty is none other than purple due to its rarity. That’s a fun fact you’ll probably never have to use.
actually that’s disproven by calyrex and spectrier Fusing them together then Dynamaxing them turns them blue, and because Calyrex is royalty, he gets blue, which is representing his authority
@@catalyst539 Fair enough I was more discussing that in real life the colour for royalty is typically purple due to how rare it actually was until recent times. But I may be misunderstanding your comment so sorry in advance.
Your friend: "I love how it shows you and the team that beat leo- wait." You: "?" Your friend: "Why is your team just a Snom?" You "Oh, don't worry about it."
“That’s a ten percent chance, and it happened twice” So... a 1% chance overall Edit: whoops I accidentally stated a statistics war... sorry everyone...
@@Billbobs678 😬 that's not how it works. The first time for the event to happen is 1/10 aka 10%. The second time you have the same probability of 1/10 aka 10%. So what happens if these events end up compounding on top of each other. So it becomes 1% thanks for the total event to occur. I suggest you look at probability trees as they will help you understand this mathematical concept
Hop: “Wow, you and your Pokemon have comes so far!” Snom: *cute Snom noises* Snom(Translated): “Foolish mortal, I was the one who defeated your Pokemon, I alone... your days are numbered, just wait till you next close your eyes and all that positive energy shall be ripped from your body along with your soul as I fling it to the abyssal void of endless torment.”
Imagine this: Raihan: dude you will NOT belive this, a boy came into my gym, beat all my trainers AND me using just a gosh darn snom. The outher gym leaders including Kabu: join the club. Leon: *panicks* Edit: part 3 please!
who else in watching this on 2020 thanksgiving and still wanting part 3 edit: this is and update in march 2021 or onward when will he post part 3 i think he’s scared of the gym rematches rose because he resists snoms stab move and his teams stab moves are good also eternatus has flamethrower and leon’s team also this is too big
Poketips: "Why is every battle so difficult with snom?"
Also Poketips: "No potions because I want to make this as difficult as possible"
true
P.O.T.I.O.N
I never use potions anyway
I've made my own comment about that but difrent
Cool fact: Snom can learn Substitute through TRs. It might be useful for Leon's Charizard. 2 other moves that might help are Rest and Sleep Talk (through TM/TR).
Even though I don't really care about this comment I'm still liking it so poketips can see it.
@@qwertyducklin same
Not a good Idea
Rest and Sleep Talk is a good idea and can increase Nom' s survivability if you wanna heal without using potions
@@slimesquire9304 But Rest stops it From attacking And From moving, That is why it is a BAD IDEA
“I promise it won’t take 4 months for part 3 to come out.”
*"11 months ago"*
He's not wrong, it didn't take _4_ months...
*”9 months ago”*
@@amrinder92 at least it wasn't 4 like last time
Seriously where's the next episode
*10 months ago*
@@zeniilv3cc time flies dosent it
*Imagine loosing with ur epic Dragonite team to a guy with a Snom*
S: Super
N: Nonbeatable
O: Outstanding
M: Monster
That's Snom, alright...
Pikachu Ketchum it is very true
like
Nonbeatable?
*Y E S S N O M*
Fire type: Allow us to introduce ourself
PokeTips: Nom should be able to handle this
Literally any fire and rock type: Peace was never an option
Level 100 snom vs ember
Bruhthisisaname
Winner : Ember
No
*_Kricketune(even if it’s not in the game)_*
Part three in the next 4 months
Sad rock type noises
Snom is ag
“He must be sculpting a Pikachu.” Me: No, that’s a cursed furret.
Cursed!
@Yeeto Cheeto exactly
C̷̡̨̘͍͌͛̂͡Ư̠͜R̷͊ͣ͡Ş̛͓E̲̺̤͓D̈́ͫ̐ͪ̕
*Accumula Town intensifies*
I thought the same. I first saw this and thought it was Furret, more I thought of it, it had crossed me it was a weird Pikachu
Congratulations. Its 2024. AND THERE IS STILL NO PART 3
honestly, even if nom didn't have attract, i'd still fall in love with it
Same 😍
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bruh
10/10 sweetest yt comment I've ever read
(~°v°~) * means cute* UwU OwO
Me: watches video,
noms cool
Me 3months later: NOM is the best SNOM ever!!!!
S
Scol N he is talking about the guys snom called nom
Me: nom will lose. Poketips: I don't think so
Opal: I WILL DO MY BEST TO WIN
Also Opal: LET ME BOOST YOUR STATS.
I played the whole game ik that you dont need to say it
wow opal wow you are so bad at wining
hahA
Lol
Task failed successfully
Solution to the doubles problem:
Use another Snom
exactly
Fr
9:22 Me: oooohhhh boy this rematch is going to be epi-
Mike: i lost the footage...
Me: ._____. oh...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣U^ｪ^U
U^|^U
Ok bbbb barbarel
Dubwool: *growls*
Hop: gotta go my cats barking
Nom is such a trooper. She deserves my respect
Snom is so cute.
She does need respect she survived close calls
kyan ragasa ikr >w
Tom Schwartzmans ?
Yeah
This series is the embodiment of "Last online 9 years ago" but pokemon snom only part 3
Yes sadly and Snom is still stuck in an eternal cycle of Suffering while her owner has long forgotten her
Nom is such a legend. Even more so than the actual legendary Pokémon.
ITS OP
Me and my sister agree.
Yep
YES
Andrea Barnes no u
Mike trying to beat swsh with only nom the snom
Leon and his gmax charizard: *so you have chosen death*
Well, if a magikarp can do it, so does snom
@@militsa7214 Magikarp is water type which is good against fire type and snom is a ice/bug type which is really bad against fire and of course charizard is part flying.
Mr. Nobody yeah sounds about wrong cause he learns no water type except for splash
J K Not true anymore Magikarp now learns hydro pump
@@JK-kv2le splash is a normal type move
Almost every Pokemon: can learn rain dance and sunny day
The few Pokemon who can't learn them or sandstorm/hail: 43:11
A year and a half later . . .
Where is part three!?
The shadow realm
2 years
@@Fizzy_Soap AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
@@dewmmd where tf did mike go
whyyyyyyyyy
Poke tips: “I’m a giant snom so I think we know who’s getting intimidated here”
Snom: **has a adorable face with cute smol eyes**
Yes,yes she is intimidating
13:59
😂
Susan Watson yes 😍😊😘
Snom's ability should be intimidate.
Big boi frozen potato
The weakest pokemon intimidating a Mawile
Snom: Uses Attract
Trainer: Your moves were beautiful... Oh my, I'm completely fascinated by them
[the trainer is attracted]
i don't think that was meant for the trainer XD
Does attract even work on trainers but anyway 😂
“I promise it won’t take 4 months for part 3 to come out.”
“5 months later”
I mean technically he’s not lying
@@Forgetme413 Yeah, I mean, he never said it wouldn’t take OVER 4 months.
He is trying though tbh
Lol
Hello poketube
2 years, I want part 3!
Fr this dude literally quit😭✌️
@@Naur13 he straight up dissapeared
I was a fan when his sword extreme radomizer was his last vid and he disappear
Same
Pretty sure the channel's dead at this point
"it won't take 4 months"
pls
part 3
hello yoj deserve a reply
its been 7 months..
7 months later
7 GOD DAMN MONTHS
She’s a strong independent smon she don’t need no other party members
POKESNOM, A HEART SO TRUUUE, OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH, YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU, POOKEEESNOOOOOM1!!!
GOTTA CATCH IT NOW, GOTTA CATCH IT NOW, POKESNOM!!!!!!!!
Lol
Imbopam lololololol
hermitcraft?
I sense a hermitcraft reference
So Snom is on "Silver Powder"
No wonder It won all those battles...
when he was at the fourth gym battle i thought it was gonna be bea against him but he was playing shield insted
Nah man that’s cocaine
@@flappymeewastaken FINALLY
Haha jokes go brr
Nom's lovelife is a real rollercoaster.
Me at the beginning of the series: why did he pick shield instead of sword?
Me after remembering the rock type gym:
*oh*
TheChangeOfGames And fighting gym
Well bug is resistant to fighting so it is normally effective
Then again fighting types resists all of its attacks.
TheChangeOfGames don’t forget about Coalossal
@@AeroLeaf4 that thing could take on step and nom would be in the hospital for life.
please gve us part 3.
And I so hope you let her evolve after beating leon in the pokemon leage, this poor little nom deserves to have her evolution in the end :)
Yeah
Unless he wants to do the postgame. But if he doesn’t want to do the postgame then I totally agree
But she'll be level 100...
@@ohmygodthelag6414 o ok
@@acidicmangoes sure but evolving it after beating leon in the main game means he already won the challenge before she evolves. hence the evolution does not break the challenge
I was kinda hoping there would be another Snom when you needed to double-battle named Om
Gianna Martinez Great minds think alike
The next snom: M
i think the other snom is a male and its name is Icey[edit] Icey and Nom they are NOM-beateble
@Gabriel Mota i saw that SNOMthing
*[insert extreme laughter here]*
Game freak:
Who needs raichu when you can have pikachu
Me:
Who needs frosmoth when you can have snom
Nom:
Fire type: *exists*
Nom: *Panicked screaming*
Nom:i fear no man but that
*fire types*
Nom:They Scares me
Wait isnt it Snom
@@nam9221 the Snom was called Nom
Scizor and Ferrothorn:sees fire type, panik
It uses flare blitz so it takes recoil damage: kalm
It uses flare blitz: panik
@@notevanr9221 what does that have to do with nom
Congrats it’s 2021 and there is. Sill. No. Part. THREE!
Yeah the pain
Hmm
@-MusicWorld- why the eye roll then 🧐
@-MusicWorld- oh sorry
So true🙄🙄
Alternate title: "The Story of a Boy and his Snom"
yee
yee
Yep
Was there ever a part 3? Looks like he couldn't beat the game with his Snom after all.
Oof :(
He hasn’t uploaded for a while
@@LeafeonTheCat True! waiting...
When will there be an upload:(
He couldn’t beat it, because of Oleana’s Milotic. Seriously, that thing knows AQUA RING, and RECOVER.
HOW’S HE MEANT TO BEAT THAT?
@@catalyst539 strategy and luck. He beat kabu so what's different?
She’s a soilder that should be remembered she’s brave
“I’m a giant Snom so really who’s gonna get intimidated here” spitting facts right there. Snom is the true Pokémon god, not Arceus
Avery the Cuban-American incorrect Lord Helix reigns over all snom is merely a saint
You dare insult the perfect iv adamant nature shiny Bidoof?
Avery the Cuban-American you mean Arcoos?
every one knows Peanut Butter, the perfect bidoof is god
What about magikarp
Video: "Can You Beat Sword and Shield using only a Snom?"
Me, a Snom: *Guess I'll die.*
Rip
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT NOM
Fuck you
@@-_-thisnameiscreativeasfuc4734 delete that right now
Its nom, not u
It’s been almost 3 years, and there’s still no part 3
Me: Oh, this is nine months old! I’m sure part three is out by now!
........
Poor snom. 💔
NOPE
nah
🌞🌝😇😇😇😇😇🐲⚡
Written 10 months ago
mike:remember bad posture guy?
also mike: hes back
me: NO PUN INTENDED
william moose lol
LolXD
Lol
Im dead
This is where quarantine gets you. Having to beat pokemon sword with a snom.
Elisa Elvir it was on shield
Then again, it was started before the quarentine
Pokémon shield
Sword its sheild
@@henrymorgan8936 nobody cares
For the double battles, you could have just got a magikarp and make it use splash because it does nothing. That also would make it so raboot doesn’t put Nom at a slight disadvantage.
Me: Enjoys the run and breezing somewhat through the leaders.
Then me remembers Leon’s Charizard and Rose’s Cooperajah
Yeah... This is where Itemless Snom is gonna be near impossible.
Little mad he found a dhelmise when it took me half an hour to find one
for me on route 7 it took me about 230 tries
I found it like everytime
A quick tip: To find a Dhelmise, thou can travel to Outer Spikemuth, where it appears, and fly to Outer Spikemuth from Outer Spikemuth, therefore regenerating the spawns.
I Took Me Just One Go Got It In Route 7 And Route 8 Sorry And It Was Just Like 2 Or 7 Tries
“WHERE a child is abducted by a Bronzong” Poketips 2020 😂😂
“And adults are happily laughing in the background”
Lol
Its 2023. Been 3 years. Still waiting for PART 3.
The reason I believe Opals’ favourite colour is purple is because she embodies the Queen somewhat and the colour that was used to symbolise royalty is none other than purple due to its rarity. That’s a fun fact you’ll probably never have to use.
actually that’s disproven by calyrex and spectrier
Fusing them together then Dynamaxing them turns them blue, and because Calyrex is royalty, he gets blue, which is representing his authority
@@catalyst539 Fair enough I was more discussing that in real life the colour for royalty is typically purple due to how rare it actually was until recent times. But I may be misunderstanding your comment so sorry in advance.
If you pay attention, you notice the fairy type gym's stadium (where you battle Opal) is purple
welp, this aged well :)
@@balefire384 If everything relating to the queen aged well cause of her death it would be harder to say what hasn't aged well.
Gengar: licks nom
Nom: freezes his tongue
Allister: how dare...you freeze...my gengar's tongue (sound like crying)
Awwww poor Alister
I feel bad for Nom having to get licked and little Allister
Ah, how the turntables
Leon: *loses to a snom*
Hop: .... *I am disappointed*
Leon: why?
Hop: *shows video evidence*
LOL
@@dungadungatdvods911 did you just scroll through the comments and find this?
@@Mr.Memers no
Then Leon:Oh
your not bad
"You are pants with directions, Lee!" - Hop 2020
PokeTips: I’m around 30 levels higher than all the other Pokémon so I should be faster right?
Pokemon Sh: Imma pretend I didn’t hear that
I guess we’ll have to wait another 1000 years for part 3
I’ll wait for it if it kills me
Me to
Same
Your friend: "I love how it shows you and the team that beat leo- wait."
You: "?"
Your friend: "Why is your team just a Snom?"
You "Oh, don't worry about it."
I know
Robloxin I don’t have friends
Congrats ITS BEEN TWO YEAR FROM NOW AND STILL NO PART 3?!?
“Dude, why do all your battles have to be so tough?” - Said no one else to Hop ever.
See this man , its so funny
th-cam.com/video/d9T0fGYHAIk/w-d-xo.html
@@reyhanashik2123 it's not tho
Reyhan's Imagination 😂 so funny tho
The post game fight tho, he had Zacian and that thing wrecked me. I forgot what electric move it used but oh lord, RIP team.
Ultra Galaxy he used wild charge, but I said *cHarIzArD*
"Alrighty then... How old am I?"
*Answers 88 instead of 16*
_You're gonna have a bad time_
Just Some Guy without a Mustache bro why are you everywhere
Just Some Guy without a Mustache you’re awesome for being everywhere
I swear, you must be recognized for being everywhere.... I see you a lot!
You again
@@warforparadis2911 I think its multiple people in one account
28:27 Mike: I remember when this was a bug back in gen 3| Pokémon sword and shield: it’s not a bug it’s a feature
Wouldn't it be a water type though? Not water type
Edit:that was a joke I'm not stupid
Me, 2 years ago: *"aw man! i cant wait for part 3!!"*
PokeTips: *2 YEARS AGO.*
The legend of Snom continues
Heck yeah
Yas
Snom is bad
Redwolf476
Those 3 words will probably have the entire community after you
@@Redwolf476-5 snom is a god
Finally part 2! I’ve been waiting NOM!
Same
YASSS
HAIL YEAH !
@@alicestarkwing hm this isnt MandJTV
@@hmmmm7022 Snom is an ice type,so I think it kinda makes sense
Fun fact : if u look up the sketches of Melony it has her other kids on there too
Fun fact: I used to think that Gordie was Melony's husband and not her son.
Blue Beast oof...
@@cyboo7808 poison and oops pooping on the on the opposite side and
I like to think the reason he hasn’t uploaded in a while is because he’s trying really hard to finish this snom challenge.
Nom: Imma use powder snow
Yamask: DENIED
Imagine being a powerful trainer when a kid with a single snom turns up and destroys a team of 5 or 6.
I wouldn't be surprised xD
Gj
It's Joey and his special rattatta all over again.
Especially with kabu or gordie
"THIS TOGEKISS IS SCARY"
Togekiss: :)
Tor gay kiss
Funny video
th-cam.com/video/d9T0fGYHAIk/w-d-xo.html
togekissmyass
@@southestst Is It From The Metronome Battle Finals ? Where MandJTV Battled The Trainer That Has A Togekiss Named Togekissmyass ?
FlamingAshs yes
This has been great. I hope p3 will eventually come out ♡
true
Bro man hasn’t uploaded in a year lol
“That’s a ten percent chance, and it happened twice”
So... a 1% chance overall
Edit: whoops I accidentally stated a statistics war... sorry everyone...
Nahh its a 5% chance
@@hectormalate3255 no, that's not how statistics works
(1/10 × 1/10)×100= 1%
@@supernoodles908 10% chance divide by two because it happened twice =5
@@Billbobs678 😬 that's not how it works. The first time for the event to happen is 1/10 aka 10%. The second time you have the same probability of 1/10 aka 10%. So what happens if these events end up compounding on top of each other. So it becomes 1% thanks for the total event to occur.
I suggest you look at probability trees as they will help you understand this mathematical concept
@@supernoodles908 thanks
Hop: “Wow, you and your Pokemon have comes so far!”
Snom: *cute Snom noises*
Snom(Translated):
“Foolish mortal, I was the one who defeated your Pokemon, I alone... your days are numbered, just wait till you next close your eyes and all that positive energy shall be ripped from your body along with your soul as I fling it to the abyssal void of endless torment.”
U doo know i was cussing
Ok
Im scared...Wow
Dynamix Power Needing Decreases to 10
FINALLY ITS BACK it’s been so long
SO so true
ikr
Since last I've seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the sluaghter
TheChargedFoxie 456yt that was my first thought when I saw this comment-
@Tsg_ita
Instrumental break
Bravo almost 2 YEARS and no part 3
3:45 "Then we reminded Sudowoodo that love can hurt sometimes" that was hilarious Also part 3 please
#LOVECANHURT
#CUTENOM
Oh my god, I got your notification while I was watching patterz ranking snom on a tier list...
Well you have good taste
@Squitle boy could you link the video?
th-cam.com/video/kxHeH01Lphg/w-d-xo.html
Squirtle boy thanks!
He was c tier huh?
if he's gonna make a part three, just imagine the Eternamax Eternatus fight.
*”9 months ago”*
*Eternatus used flame thrower!*
*Eternatus used max flare!*
I don’t think that will go well for Nom.... But Mike will have Hop and the Doggos so maybe not bad....
@@AP5.7 Snom will probably "no u" the blast back at him, and then finish it off with an ice move
And Leon’s Charizard
And to this day Nom waits for her part 3 feeling Betrayed that she didn't get it sooner
*When he lost against Sudowodoo*
Me: Get a Focus sash. That’s how you win.
GameTime Are you stoopid focus sash is a held item
Saadaq Yusuf so is silver powder and eviolite
GameTime haha stoopid
@@clashofclanpro6322 Try spelling "Stupid" right before basically calling someone dumb.
Thank you for defending meh from GamerTime.
Imagine this:
Raihan: dude you will NOT belive this, a boy came into my gym, beat all my trainers AND me using just a gosh darn snom.
The outher gym leaders including Kabu: join the club.
Leon: *panicks*
Edit: part 3 please!
perfect
@@VictoryForVi thank you ÚwÙ
@@fishcat9352 no problem UwU
Lol
yes and then gordie and bea walks in and laughs in terror
28:42 that’s 1% spawn my dude
Edit: Can you idiots saying that it’s not 1% go to Serebii.net check?
Dhelmise is only 1% spawn?
Death By Unicorn yep imgur.com/a/9S2JPiP
Huh no wonder I took a week to find him
In ruby, you have a 1 percent chance of finding a ralts. I ALWAYS find one within 5 minutes lol
@@deathbyunicorn5213 I have one
Make a part 3 where you beat eternamax eternatus with just snom and part 4 where you beat the entire dlc with just snom.
Nom is the best!!
Part 3!!
「NeoSpace」 Uhh, yeah
Everybody loves snom
We want part 3!!!
Yeah PART 3 PART 3 PART 3
Dark Allusion nah
"IT took me well over 50 tries to beat hop without going to level 100"
And yet, hop will still feel like he's worthless and can't beat you at all
@Beau Stevens I dare.
Dang you're an unlucky boi the only time a had a problem with Hop was the last battle with him
@@bananaking3437 Good thing it wasn't me who had that trouble with hop and that's a quote from the video
@@MagnustheMage Oh -_-
Poketips: 'Posts another Snom video.'
Everyone:
"IT'S BEEN 3000 YEARS!!!"
More like 3 months
Exposed
Yeah
Yee
LoL
I’m not going to breathe until part 3
27:46 Nom:''survives with 8 hp''
poketips 2 seconds later: He survives with a tiny 22 hp
Smort
*chanting* "PART 3. PART 3. PART 3"
part3
who else in watching this on 2020 thanksgiving and still wanting part 3 edit: this is and update in march 2021 or onward when will he post part 3 i think he’s scared of the gym rematches rose because he resists snoms stab move and his teams stab moves are good also eternatus has flamethrower and leon’s team also this is too big
Not I I am in 2021
Nah I’m in 2021
Still waiting...
Guys this is a update Jan 19 2021 and still waiting his prob scared of Leon’s team
Hipp0123
knock knock
whos there?
togekiss.
togekiss who?
TOGEKISS DEEZ NUTS
The saddest moment in video game history:
Nom had to fight a Snom
Also, I was surprised too that Melony had a son.
How she literally says it her self in the game.
@@houseofhogwarts7937 I wasn't paying attention to the dialouge very much
House Of Hogwarts I didn’t know because I play sword and melony isn’t in that game
@Dylan Eby The thiccness runs in the blood.
Mike:"People say people in this painting look young i swear they look like they are in mid forty's
*Sad painting noises*
Lol
Imagine being the strongest gym leader in a region and being destroyed by a cute little snow bean
PokeTips: "You know me, I *don't give up that easily.* "
Also PokeTips: "AND I got burned. Nope. *That's it. I quit.* "
Plsss part 3 this is a really funny mini series 🤩✨
"But it throws a fish at me, love is tough" - Poketips 2020
Also when are we getting part three it's been 7 months
Now it’s 9 months
In his stream on twitch, he said there was a part 3 coming
@@wingedcrim7489 exactly
Now it’s 10 months
@@wingedcrim7489 11 months later
Imagine your whole career being ruined by a kid with a 1 bug type 💀
bug SNOW.
@@ultramega1245 still a bug type.
@@h6zi yes, bug, ICE
@@ultramega1245 your point is?
*Opal in a nutshell*
The WHOLE RUN got saved by rabboot because of those “2 Pokémon requirement stages”
Nom: *beats the gym leaders* Mike: Almost there Me: WHAT WHAT THE-
People: *Discussing about a snom beating Sword and Shield*
Me who watched Ryan SilverShield do the Snomlocke Challenge and complete it:
*Yes*
Zoe Gonzales yes
You have introduced me to something amazing
Poketips: I PROMISE it won't take 4 months for that video to come out.
Me, 5 months later: you lied to me.